The fact that I watched a showcase video of a handheld Railgun in space engineers(that's powerful enough to effortlessly knock back multi-kilotonnes heavy capital ships) *literally just before I found this video* makes this joke all the more funny XD
"-all them Ascenders." "Of course you imbeciles do. Well out with it, tell me why in God’s name do you call them 'Ascenders' rather than their proper name." "Cause, you’re about ta meet him." "Wait, wha-"
Imagine you're a D-boy finally making your escape for the first time since playing the game just for God to crash the server with 10,000 grenades and send you right back to the cell.
Rob: I want to break the server. *Drags Jam in to his scheme fueled by boredom* Rob: Jam spawn thousands of grenades for me. Jam: Spawns thousands of grenades. Rob *Builds a hydrogen bomb that disobeys laws of physics* Rob: I wonder what will happen if i shoot the bomb. Everyone: *Can't speak because the explosion is so intense that they're all being blown in to the backrooms yet the explosion is so powerful that the backrooms ceases to exist*
@@nefer-trebeledfomp-4129 bruh, collective belief in a meme makes the meme a reality, believe in the SCP foundation hard enough and it will poof in to existance
Need to put that Candy Bowl out at Halloween with a sign that says "Take ONLY 3" Then have like 2 pairs of fake hands and a ton of Fake blood and a dead body on the sidewalk with no hands
Wait I just relized why the dog gets blinded it's because flash bangs also make loud noise wich is normally used to disoriented the person but for the dog it blinds them
Kaif, you need to someday not lower the volume from the grenades shenanigan but still type out that you lowered it, just to see how many people truely trust you.
I think it's really cool that the devs put in the fact that a flashbang blinds 939, as, as it cannot regularly see, have you ever heard how fucking loud a flashbang is? That is definitely enough to make 939 go deaf for a bit.
They gotta make a plug-in that lets the 049-2 pick up weapons and be able to shoot at d-boys but their vision is a little messed up when they have a gun idk would like to hear what people think
Man I don't think I would ever be interested in SCP:SL or SCP in general if it weren't for kaif. The dude was like (4th or 5th segment,) "I am not playing scp anymore, I'm playing god."
Tip to use against peanut: when you hear him and you are in a hallway, look away from where he will come from (and move if he will see you). Peanut relies on you to look at him. Because he stops and the blink is the only way (I think) he can kill you, and the blink only can happen when you look at him for more than 3 seconds over The course of 5 seconds (not exactly 5 seconds, but it’s my best guess)
Who would win An army of special forces called "Nine-Tailed Fox" that have been trained for years and have a surplus of equipment or A d-boy with shooty boi
A substantial number of your viewers don't seem to have any pattern recognition considering they keep trusting you and are then surprised when you do what you do best.
Railguns? That's a harsh moniker mister Scientist, we call them Ascenders, 'cause you're about to meet God
hahahaha absolutely accurate
SR gotta do a star wars battle someday, chaos v mtf only railguns
The fact that I watched a showcase video of a handheld Railgun in space engineers(that's powerful enough to effortlessly knock back multi-kilotonnes heavy capital ships) *literally just before I found this video* makes this joke all the more funny XD
"-all them Ascenders."
"Of course you imbeciles do. Well out with it, tell me why in God’s name do you call them 'Ascenders' rather than their proper name."
"Cause, you’re about ta meet him."
"Wait, wha-"
Even The God got Ascended by the Ascender.
Only once in a while will you ever hear Rob being called Bob
When Big Boaby goes limp, he's just plain Small Bob.
bob
@@PensPen209 funny :|
@@bengieDMZ bob
@@mm-qq7bb oh fine…. Bob
This video has everything: a laser party, Kaif going insane, candy roulette, dog with guns and Rob destroying your ears. Just perfect
And Jam speaking in Windings.
*bob
hehe
Honestly everything kaif does Is a roulette
I remember seeing the Desius clip yesterday. Really goes to show what playing SCP does to a person.
You really cant expect anything torwards these videos, they are absolute fucking chaos everytime.......
as they should be
AYYY back with SCP again *HYPEEE* its been awhile. But you know you are back when the first thing you hear is Admin abbose
13:08
Meanwhile Mani just going ham on the radio like Ebbz would with Crab Rave but with laughs
look man, a chance to evil laugh is a chance to evil laugh
Imagine you're a D-boy finally making your escape for the first time since playing the game just for God to crash the server with 10,000 grenades and send you right back to the cell.
Loved the huge donations in this stream.
Absolute madman!!
@@Kaiff why was there no 1853 thing in this video?
@@Kaiff how does the doggo get blinded from flash bags even tho it’s blind?
@@jackblieschke2368read the lore if you want answers
"We lost bob" made my day
Rob: I want to break the server. *Drags Jam in to his scheme fueled by boredom* Rob: Jam spawn thousands of grenades for me. Jam: Spawns thousands of grenades. Rob *Builds a hydrogen bomb that disobeys laws of physics* Rob: I wonder what will happen if i shoot the bomb. Everyone: *Can't speak because the explosion is so intense that they're all being blown in to the backrooms yet the explosion is so powerful that the backrooms ceases to exist*
@@nefer-trebeledfomp-4129 bruh, collective belief in a meme makes the meme a reality, believe in the SCP foundation hard enough and it will poof in to existance
FINALLY! I MISSED WATCHING KAIF TROLL IN THIS GAME
Need to put that Candy Bowl out at Halloween with a sign that says "Take ONLY 3"
Then have like 2 pairs of fake hands and a ton of Fake blood and a dead body on the sidewalk with no hands
Mate, the saga behind me being the peanut that got fucking ascended is a story on it's own, honestly
Please add details
I love scp stuff, and you and the rest just make it hilarious.
Hell yeah, as always kaif doing things no man has eaven though of.
The dog has a gun yet again, and Rob is playing with explosive balls again too
Missed these SCP videos, thank you Mr. Kaiffu.
kaif saying "bunda" really threw me off for a second there
Wait I just relized why the dog gets blinded it's because flash bangs also make loud noise wich is normally used to disoriented the person but for the dog it blinds them
Sounds about right
I love the detail that Shy Guy's VC portrait faces away from the viewer
0:21 That explosion not only obliterated him but changed his name as well ;P
Kaif, you need to someday not lower the volume from the grenades shenanigan but still type out that you lowered it, just to see how many people truely trust you.
I think it's really cool that the devs put in the fact that a flashbang blinds 939, as, as it cannot regularly see, have you ever heard how fucking loud a flashbang is? That is definitely enough to make 939 go deaf for a bit.
Desius really plays the role of a sadistic scientist well
They gotta make a plug-in that lets the 049-2 pick up weapons and be able to shoot at d-boys but their vision is a little messed up when they have a gun idk would like to hear what people think
i love the shy guy just walking calmly past 2 guards screaming and going into a rage lmfao
For me, this game's the Foundation of the channel. Always happy to see it make the rounds. I have ascended with the Zipper.
YES YES OH GOD YES FINALLY THANK YOU KAIFFU
Man I never though watching D Bois get railed would be so amazing to see
Out of context :D
Papa will lead us to safety. Papa is right, papa does not wrong. Papa is the way
Today with Kaif: How many frag grenades do you need to make a flashbang? (And crash the server)
6:05 bro really said oh crap! A banana peel!
ah yes, I love when Rob absolutely destroys our eardrums
Bob*
Bob
bob
18:30 this moment was my breaking point lol that dboy XD
Jam is literally an SCP holy shit.
Yes! More SCP content. My favorite vid is with claptrap.
Just started watching and I’m already crying I’m laughing so hard geez I think y’all just do funny things genuinely unintentionally
I had a bad day today and this cheered me up, thanks Kaif for the amazing video!
Same
Man I don't think I would ever be interested in SCP:SL or SCP in general if it weren't for kaif. The dude was like (4th or 5th segment,) "I am not playing scp anymore, I'm playing god."
Perfect I was just scrolling to see if you have any new vids to watch
The candybowl is what we hope to happen to kids who take more then 1 from the candy bowl on halloween
When Jam said "Bzzt Bzzzzzt Bzt Bzzt"
I felt that.
YESSIRRRR MORE SCP VIDEOS I'VE BEEN CRAVING THEM
If you don't make anymore scp videos imma hold you hostage 💀
Kaif please upload an unedited part for the grenade bit.
I need to hear what it actually sounded like.
It was super painful, do not recommend haha
@@Kaiff I must
@@Kaiff we need to know.
that silence before last explosion brought me flashbacks to our factory explosion few days back (5 people dead and 36 Mil in damage) i swear to god
I was just binging your scp playlist, great timing for a new episode!
That Jam beat was sick, yo.
Every episodes you watch you don't know what to expected.
4:27 i was lying in bed in the middle of the night and then this blinds me my eye’s leterally ascended
The last thing you hear
beep
...
*PWAASH-*
Love the sax playing in the outro
Every video, Kaif’s face just becomes less and less humane.
Glad to see the scp has the fire power to take down anything
When Jam was beatboxing I thought my headphones were messing up every time he talked:)
13:00 that villainous laugh and 3 seconds later you hear no more chaos and it sounds evil 13:08 there Is another evil laugh
0:25 Perfectly cut "A"
I seriously love watching people get vaped by the railgun.
I feel bad for the d boy because he was so close than his computer just killed itself
Glad the noises are supressed through youtube lol
Tip to use against peanut: when you hear him and you are in a hallway, look away from where he will come from (and move if he will see you). Peanut relies on you to look at him. Because he stops and the blink is the only way (I think) he can kill you, and the blink only can happen when you look at him for more than 3 seconds over The course of 5 seconds (not exactly 5 seconds, but it’s my best guess)
I made an error, peanut can actually kill without the blink, but forgive my mistake
Poor Bob…
Kaif: -20 DECIBELS
Me: Surely its not that ba-
Game: I WILL REDUCE YOUR EARS TO ATOMS
11:14
When Robots Become Beatboxers:
7:34
Wallbang collateral, would like to see a 360 no scope flashbanged
that was so sad with papa dying over and over
7:20 he t-posed when he acsended.
Every time you guys play scp you either start a cult, go clinically insane, destroy everyone’s ears, play death games or all four
one minute in and already *chef's kiss* this is gonna be a fucking MEME BOIS! and i feckin' love it!
At 3:20 when Cutee said "now kiss" I just pictured Mike Tyson saying it because it really sounded like it.
D-boy with raygun is nightmare
I actually died when you called rob ''Bob'' i was just rolling on the floor and my family though i was having a stroke.
This is the earliest I’ve been to one of your videos and I’m just gonna say I love your content
Warnings are good when you are going to show everyone Discord Light Mode.
That railgun bit at the start made my day.
It ain't SR's SCP night without candy deaths, star wars with railguns ,coin flipping russian roulette , and crashing the server with a 1000 nades 😂😂
That server crashing explosion I think was equivalent to the Demon Core
I wonder if random d boy massacres happen when ever a mass containment breach happens ,like they don't even take some prisoners they just ice them.
Scp kaif content Is always so good!
Oh my God I almost shit myself when I saw those spoilers pop up, THANK you for a warning I've been saving up for that game lmao
18:10 the last thing you see when in the middle of a nuke
Once shot with the rail gun the hair leaves its prison and as sends into the abyssal loop
Who would win
An army of special forces called "Nine-Tailed Fox" that have been trained for years and have a surplus of equipment
or
A d-boy with shooty boi
It was a peaceful and enjoyable midnight then suddenly 18:06 happened
What ever happened to Claptrap
10:24 this is tradition
I love the OLD dog, that's WILD to see as a post Mimicry player, holy shit!
Also, YES, I was there pre-mimicry, I just DO NOT have ANY memory of it.
I Swear Its getting more and more Cursed
That server looks so fun man
I'm so happy that they brought this back!
the chaos spawn killing was glorious
Thank you so much for the spoiler warning on we were here forever, I've been avoiding spoilers til the xbox release
Kaif daddy I NEED more secret lab
A substantial number of your viewers don't seem to have any pattern recognition considering they keep trusting you and are then surprised when you do what you do best.
Rip D-boy BOB (2022-22)
I love the final bomb burst XDD
if we wanna be technical: 1/0 is not infity either. its undefined
the dog gets blinded cus the flashbang is super loud
NO WAY KAIF BECAME BRIAN FROM FAMILY GUY
Instead of doing the gernade use the lightbulbs because it’s louder