100 Funny Ways to Die in Red Dead Redemption (Part 2)
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2019
- Arthur & Marston back at it.
Part one: • 100 Funny Ways to Die:...
P.S. I know its been a long wait and no this didn't take 7 months to make lol. It took a month to make just like the first one but I began having some serious vision issues earlier this year when I was working on this.
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Lady: Hello~
John Marston: Hi there! You'd be beautiful if both your eyes looked in the same direction.
*Destruction 100*
These games have some fantastic burns.
savage
Hi you look a little inbred you sure Mom and Dad weren't related
After he says all that and gets shot, he says I was just kidding
He's just jealous of that *high FOV*
Funny thing is, most of these deaths aren't jokes, they can happen in game. Makes it even funnier.
Including abduction?
Including Tuberculosis?
That's why a game engine environment is the best. Any kind of randomosity can happen
I didn't knew this was a million ways to die in the old west
@@Mitchcraft. the abduction was editing. Nothing happens the UFO just flies away
1:08 i’m crying, their synchronized screams
8:33 "at least hit me properly"
*DIES*
Lol
Lol
Lol
"Lol"
"É sério isso?"
she did what he wanted i guess
John: *Gets murdered
Wife: "Well that's just great!"
Women man...
Abigail
Abigail
Abigail
Abigail
Abigail
I used to work the Lumber Mill but now the Lumber works me.
Now the LUMBAGO works me
He should've stayed. He would've seen the *full spectacular.*
danner253 not funny lumbago is serious
@@danner253 did somebody say Lumbago?
Uncle GET UP
2:18 "Not again" implies Arthur has messed up this way at least once before 😆
Dude did you know where I can find water gun?
@@daviderik9571 Nah I've never actually played the game myself
Yeah I saw that. I’ve been laughing for a good 2 mins.
@@daviderik9571 I don't think it actually exists lmao. I think it's a mod
3:54 "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
Big smoke?
@@br2creed669 maybe
@@br2creed669 Correct.
GTA sa reference
And flatjacks
John: *A N T A G O N I Z E*
John: Are your mom and your dad related?!?!
Also John: *D E F U S E*
xX3R0x GD exactly
Omg lol
You’d be Beautiful if both your eyes looked in the same direction
I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!
Can we take a moment to appreciate how savage John Marston was
2:03
What do you think you are doing?
Arthur: robbing you
😂😂
@Mr Lockheart Arthur: *ARHHGGHHHHHHGGGGG*
OUPEN FAIEEEEEEEEEEER
*SHOTS FIRED!!*
Jorge Fernandez man
At least Arthur was being honest.
John: dies in game
Abigail: now that just great.....
John: dies in cutscene
Abigail: *cries*
*S E E M L E G I T*
6:03 When doubting lumbago *gets you*
I’m dying dude😭
Wtf was that lol
The Snake death yell
3:48 “i hit it! Didn’t I ?” 😂
Sam Van Driel yes u did
She laughs lmao
Who was that? I'm confused
@@MerchantrRe4 finish the game first.
@@emtee7138 Abigail? What?
John Marston: *dies for being an asshole*
John Marston’s grave stone: *I was just kidding!*
Meanwhile,Arthur Morgan’s grave stone: I was only playing, relax!!
The Lumbago one is the funniest, especially when uncle said “It’s a slow and painful death my brotha”😂
10:38 Wait? Dutch shows great hesitation and denial when he's told Micah's the rat (a person he's only known for a couple of months) but when he believes Arthur's the rat (a person who's like a son to him) he has zero restraint and just shoots Arthur on sight without even giving him the chance to explain himself? Unbelievable... 😦😧😒
1:06 can we just appreciate how good the girls of the camps singing perfectly synchronizes with the background music
Yea it goes well with the beat
Yea
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@imkopilala1850 lmao
When they started screaming, lol.
Arthur: *rides wagon off waterfall*
Hosea: *”perfect yes”*
*i hope you know what you’re talking about*
All according to plan
1:07 I literally broke laughing so hard XD
10:39 Dutch thinks you’re the rat. LMAO
3:00
Arthur: "It's a free country."
*"FrEe CoUnTrY..."*
This is america *BOOM*
welcooome too die..
Guess it's not free real estate then
dark 483 ship
Let's change the subject
Bruh I died😂
11:26 lmao at Dutch spinning in circles like he's still sitting on his horse.
Timothy 1395 this had me laughing for about 3 minutes 🤣
Dutch Fan der Lind
Cocaine Gum is a hell of a drug
Spin me right round
*goddamnit, that was awful*
Arthur: I hope you know what you’re talking about
Hosea: Perfect
Arthur: *yeets of cliff*
7:15 you picked the wrong house fool
Hey, Algie chill it's me!
Arthur? Ahhh my dog! *stabs him again*
2:10 “OPEN FIREEEEE” Cannonball to the head
Does that actually work?
@@vermas4654 Was about to ask this too is that real like what?
I don’t this so
yeah that shot was news to me
I want to know
8:21, that alligator is so cute, it looks like it fell asleep on arthur's arm
Yes
Florida Man bringing in his pet
not so cute when you come across an alive one.
Yeah he just said "there Boah, you're alright"
Hello sirs! Surprise!
3:50 Arthur: "I'll have a small fry"
Me: _Full mouth of coffee spews everywhere and almost chokes to death_
Ikr, it is so realistic! The uuuh in the beggining
0:38
“Perfect form”
Can we appreciate the perfectly seamless integration of the Mario theme into the music at 8:07
It synced very well
I didn't even hear it until you pointed it out
Were they 2 tracks playing separately? Or a mix ? I'd love to hear the full version!
Missed opportunity for Mario death music though.
I think I should make these a full series?
Why not?
Hell yeah !
Can you make some girly design merch? I'd love to buy like a French girl jarl balgruuf
Yesssssss
Y E S
1:06 is comedy GOLD!
Pleasant singing into everyone screaming without pause as they get bumped and bashed.
2:18 IDK why, but the way he said, “RELAX!” always gets me.
1:07 the transition from singing to screaming
😂😂
Bruh im dying 😂😂😂
Best one: 5:04-5:28
John: "Hey! I need a ride to Blackwater."
The driver: "Get onboard, he he."
John (quietly): "Let's do this."
John (antagonize mode): "You cream puff! Get lost!"
*one of the drivers runs away*
The lady: "Hello!"
John: "Hi there! You'd be beautiful if both your eyes looked in the same direction, ha ha!"
The lady: "WHAT?!"
John: "My God! You look kinda inbred, friend! Was your momma and daddy related?"
*the driver starts shooting*
John (defuse mode): "I WAS JUST KIDDING!" *dies*
That was 100% the best part😂😂
Everyone's saying arthur has the funniest lines, but that was hilarious
Yeah we all saw and heard it Champ. You reciting it doesn't make it any more funny.
Adam Lister I know right. A waste of typing people are strange
@@mercurialmoon682 lmaoioooooo
5:51 i laughed too much when you not rpotecting your lenny 😂😂😂 its funny
The added dialog from the NPC's after the kills are simply hilarious. Great work
8:04 Dutch : get back to camp boys Arthur cares about his money
The best npc reaction ever
3:54 “I’ll have uhh small fry and a-“
He was gonna order a burger with mint venison in it.
I'll have 2 Number 9s, and a Number 9 Large...
@@silvertalon007
Big smoke?
That cracked me up. Where the hell did he get these soundbites from? Is it just someone who does a really good Arthur impersonation?
@@mitcheltheuselesscommenter1591 Hell ye
7:05 fun fact Arthur suffered an abusive home life because of his parents
7:33 even John is like what the hell
4:30 that Bear's 360noscope kill tho
1:18 “you got strange voices in your head”
My favourite was the “I’m gonna jump” JUMP THEN “uhh ok ahhhh.” That was a good show
11:29 its so funny how Dutch's horse is on the ground with Arthur while Dutch is kinda "spinning".
11:27 damn Dutch is doing some mid-air cartwheels 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He need more money
John saying god damnit that was awful was perfectly in sync
He's going to Tahiti
he had a plan that was about doing some cartwheels mid-air so that all of the people who saw him will give money to him in his pockets
1:48
Nobody:
John Marston: BUEEENAS NOCHEEEESS
*_buenos dias fuckboi_*
That wasn’t john
@@somerandomchild4018 yeah gringo, it was John. Just listen to his freakin' voice, you must be new
@Mad Max Rockatansky Mexico vibes
even better hes riding an ass.
What do you think you're doing?
Arthur: RoBbing YoU
9:56 you what I’m thinking? Aim for the bushes
1:58 “Excuse me sir can I have a bit of your time” proceeds to take money
Arthur: Sure
*While he's taking money"
5:53 ahh my lenny!
LMAO
Rest In Peace. Arthur's Lenny.
2019-2019
More like "AGHHH ma-LENNY!!!!"
ChipsBuzz Arthur is only 10?
3:50 nailed it
John:”You creampuff, get lost!” Creampuff: (runs)
That's some good editing to get Arthur to say "I'll have a small fry"
ill take two number nines. a number 9 large. one with cheese.
@@heribertorodriguez3148
Nah that ain't it.
@@heribertorodriguez3148 and a large soda
@@heribertorodriguez3148 You forgot the Number 6 and Two Number 45's
Its actually easy, you just have to cut the line where he says: I’ll have a FRIEd catfish
6:15 God-tier self promotion. "Worth taking a looking, at least."
8:33 Arthur: at least hit me properly
Literally 1 millisecond later: *dies*
He died of dissapointment
Plot twist: Arthur dies of funny cringe
10:39 Dutch thinks you are the rat
Arthur: It's treason then.
1:06 “I got a girl in Berryville, can’t be screwed cause she’s too damAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”
The singing and the music synchronized
Dutch: "With fAiTh it might just be like Tahiti."
Arthur: "It is clearly not Dutch."
Dutch: "Ahhhh! The dOuBtInG Arthur!"
Coulson: *Pops out of nowhere* "It's a magical place"
5:30 is by far the funniest to me
2:24 he just wanted a water fight
1:06 Im dying at this one 😂😂
can’t be screwed cause she’s aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@@chillyqt6551 I read this just as it happened, made me giggle pretty hard.
@@amp8295 what did they comment
I'VE GOT A GURL IN BERRYVILLE
CAN'T BE SCREWED CUZ SHE-
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H
Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:08
1:08 How Uncle got his lumbago.
Tru
True
Lmao
Arthur landed on him
9:50 the way the guy randomly just yells “JUMP!” And keeps insisting LMAOOOO
1:05 They're singing to the song thats playing to the right BPM...
Not even gonna ask how long it took to get all these deaths
Edit: thanks for all the likes love you chat 😁
Dead Man ONE of my game sessions
1 month it says in description
He didn't die from all of them; its just edited that way as part of the the joke setup.
@@cagkiller0786 for me that's like 2 or 3 days max
We love you more ❣️
The way the girls scream in unison at 56, I will never be able to not laugh at that.
My mom died that way in that mission lol
Funniest one
2:43 "funny when it happens to someone else" IM DYING
8:21 a perfect alligator carcass. That's why Arthur's Fresh Foods is the best
2:11 caught me so off guard😂
Can they actually fire the cannon?
If not, that's impressive editing this dude has!
*what do you think your doing?*
*Robbing you*
7:44 look at his weapon selector
You genius xD
RL Potnuy lol
👌👈
Thats.. how its organized in rdr2
Before you r/woooosh me i got the joke
*GIGGITY*
Seeing Dutch fly off his horse from Arthur at the end made me freaking laugh.
3:53 Grand Theft Horso in a nutshell.
Cluckin' Bell since 1899
8:34 "atleast hit me properly" proceeds to get smacked into a different dimension
1:06 those girls can sing to a beat just perfectly
8:10 always bring a waterbucket when you in a cave:)
Rdr: *main character breaths*
People: *shot him immediately*
9:54 - just jump
9:59-OOO what a good show😂😂😂
11:23 look at dutch 😂
saulloba gamez you spin me right round baby right round
Neymar
He's going to T a h i t i
"I'll try spinning that's a good *p l a n"*
He is going to Tahiti
2:14
Arthur: This is a robbery.
Man: You’re gonna regret this.
Arthur: Shut up.
LMAO
5:21
Plot twist: The person John's talking to is the child of the couple at Aberdeen Pig Farm
8:20
Able to Kills a crocodile
Dies being punched 5 times by woman
Fuzhou Rs 6 is the magic number -mista
Fuzhou Rs what does the woman have to do with it
MineDiePie does it Matter
Alligator, not crocodile.
Gale Caie I don’t think he cares.
8:07 I love how the music changed when it went to the cave 😂😂
"Some large fries..." 🤣🤣🤣 first world drive through had me dieng 😂😂😂
7:32 my same reaction when I seen this scene! 😲
3:48
Girl: yes I hit It , didn't I
Arthur: Will yes but actually no
Black Moon that makes absolutely no sense and is in no way dunny.
@@zorce1291 Did someone say dunny?
Dunny2k yes, I did ain’t easy typing on a phone
Zorce do you meant to say dummy?
Angry Dude Who Hates Everyone yes? Aint it obvious
2:00 "-What you think u doing
-Robbing you" just killed me hahahahhahaahajaj
6:51 he's in witness protection
5:45 “You smell niiiiice” 😂
9:50 "What a good show!"
They call that a good show?!
Is that Blackwater or Saint Denis
Blackwater
Others: "Best story every 10/10"
Me: "Breakdancing Dutch in air 10/10"
John just roasting the coach was the best part😂
8:19 fresh food delivery XD hahahaha
4:01, my favorite lmao
Go left
I did this once
I did that once
Meme cat gang
the machine knows Dwight! The machine knows!
Arthur: minding his own business. Officer: Littering is punishable by death
1:06 THE SINGING AND THE MUSIC FIT PERFECTLY!!!!!!!
10:01 my favourite
1:00 literally that's how my grandfather died
😂
Being crushed by a wall being built or tryna save someone about to be crushed by one?
Oh sorry 🤷
Gilberto Verdin nigga u laughin
f
2:05 "i'm not gonna let you get away" >:( *runs away*
“OPEN FIREEE!”
Arthur: YEETS TO CANIDA
Sharice Mosley Canada
And I oop
Im not a grammar Nazi but somehow that one pissed me off
@@jenniferdoran03 I know, especially since I am Canadian.
Don't you mean... T A H I T I
Dying in free roam: Respawning like nothing happened
Dying in a cutscene: Dead forever