Hey, have you seen the Stephen A. Smith compilation song? Accident Waiting To Happen. It's just as good a Cowboys roast as this one, maybe even better. :)
my mother has been a cowboys fan since at least 1980 and she has finally stopped watching football, thats how its gotten. she started watching basketball.
Man here we go again 🙄 This team ain’t gon ever win 😭 I’m ashamed to be a fan 🤡 Got me lying to my friends 🤷♂️ Louis belt straight to ass 💥 Dak cannot complete a pass 🚫 CeeDee Lamb been playing trash ❌ Man how long is this gon last 😭
BOY YOU KNOW THIS TEAM'S SUPER BAD (I ain't lying tho) EVERY WEEK WE TAKING BELT TO ASS (that shit piss me off) DAK CANNOT COMPLETE A SIMPLE PASS (Where he tryna throw) MAN HOW LONG IS THIS SHIT GONNA LAST (Who you throwing to bro)
Took a 40 ball beating two times a sequence afk who you throwing to he threw to the defense! I’m like that dak who are you throwing it to he threw it to the opps!! I’m like dak you got to stop please dak go to the barber shop get that hairline fixed and maybe you stop throwing picks and maybe ceedee lamb will stop being a diva and he stopped throwing fits and maybe Mike McCartin will be on the sideline wearing some clothes that fit and maybe Jerry John’s just might re retire because he old as shit Cte b*tch
Took a 40 ball beating two times, it's like a sequence Dak, who you throwin' it to? He threw it TO THE DEFENSE I'm like, "Dak, who you throwin' it to?" He threw it to the OPPS!! I'm like, "Dak, you gotta STOP" (please) "Dak, go to the barber shop"
and get that hairline fixed and maybe you’ll stop throwing picks and maybe ceedee lamb will stop being a diva he’ll stop throwing fits and maybe mike mccarthy will be on the sideline wearing some clothes that fit and maybe jerry jones just might retire cuz he old as S**T!
🫡respect to man who came up with the truth & nothing but the truth. 😔it’s sad bcuz I’m Dallas Cowboys huge fan & it’s hurts me every to see them repeat the same bs every year.
AR needs to develop ASAP. You can throw Flacco in, but what it get you a year, 2 tops. vs. the Texans' lose by a total of 5 points. 4-4 Still a way to go.
Even Cowboys fans hate the Cowboys
Big facts
@@bernardlivingston7021 are we literally going to be the last nfc east team to make the conference championship game 😔😔😔
Yes bro I’m a cowboys fan and this is a horrible year but this song is good tho😂
No one hates the cowboys more than cowboys fans.
@@CreeperCrystal-x2e probably unless Jerry Jones steps down or kicks the bucket we stuck where we at
This the Cowboys Anthem now😭😭
This should be played in super bowl 59
@@coolaaron78real
Yes
Bro
Fax
"CTE Records" 😂😂😂😂
I caught that too ceedee lamb might catch it too idk if he’s catching things right now
CTE RECORDS” 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Don’t get
Nvm I get it now CTE the disease
man here we go again this s*** aint gon never end
"We fucking suck."
- Dak Prescott, 2024
My thoughts exactly😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Eagles game today was brutal 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cowboys need help
“DAK CAN NOT COMPLETE A PASS” 🗣️❗️🔥🎵
Ceedee lamb been playin trash🔥
@ MAN HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA LAST?!?!🔥
GET IT JERRY 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
@@VaydenVanderbunt-t2q QUIT IT JERRY 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Retire Jerry
“Louis belt, straight to ass” 😭😭😭
Best line in the song 😂
Dak cannot complete a pass
@traviscollins4277 ceedee lamb been playing trash
@@infinitycookin Man how long is this gone last?!
@@GenericBG22get it Jerry
0:18 Dan Campbell laughing and clapping was MENACING😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey, have you seen the Stephen A. Smith compilation song? Accident Waiting To Happen. It's just as good a Cowboys roast as this one, maybe even better. :)
LOL I never noticed that, that's crazy
"Dak who you throw it to he throw it to the DEFENSE!" 😭
I'm like"Dak, who you throwin' it to?" he threw it to da opps! 😭
@@Tixio_T I'm like dak you gotta stop dak go to the barbershop
@@djimonblanchard6232and get that hairline fixed.
and maybe you’ll stop throwing picks
@@svtfoeftwjatnlpsucks50and maybe ceedee lamb will stop being a diva
please put this shit on spotify
Yes please
PLEASE PUT THIS SH ON SPOTIFY
Ong 😭
I have the F the 49'ers on my playlist 😂
@@Metz1107 shit go hard
“Maybe Jerry will retire cuz he old as shit” had me dying😂
lol
fr
“CTE CTE” 😂
“Dak go to the Barbershop!” Always gets me 🤣
Get that hairline fix and maybe you’ll stop throwing picks 💀
@@NomadicCole and maybe cedee lamb will stop bein a diva and stop thrown fits.
and maybe mike mccarthy will be on the sideline wearing some clothes that fit
This a straight BANGER 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Both iterations of this song have been better than the original version 😂
What’s the original
@@pckmovies253fr bro ive been trying to find the original
its been reposted so many times
@pckmovies253 this is the og
This is the original..
@@raz0rquack1 i found reposts from october 13
DAK CANNOT COMPETE A PASS 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
my mother has been a cowboys fan since at least 1980 and she has finally stopped watching football, thats how its gotten. she started watching basketball.
HE THREW IT TOO THE DEFENSE🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️
IM LIKE DAK WHO YOU THROWING IT TOO HE THREW IT TO THE OPPS!! 🗣🗣🔥
@@Vixxyyys IM LIKE DAK YOU GOTTA STOP!! 🗣🗣🔥
(please!)
DAK GO TO THE BARBER SHOP 🗣🗣🔥
GET THAT HAIRLINE FIXED AND MAYBE YOU'LL STOP THROWING PICKS 🗣🔥🔥
A certified NFL Hood classic 🔥
No shot I searched this up AS SOON as yall uploaded 😂
Man here we go again 🙄
This team ain’t gon ever win 😭
I’m ashamed to be a fan 🤡
Got me lying to my friends 🤷♂️
Louis belt straight to ass 💥
Dak cannot complete a pass 🚫
CeeDee Lamb been playing trash ❌
Man how long is this gon last 😭
get it Jerry
quit it Jerry
RETIRE JERRY
WE GOTTA FIRE JERRY
BOY YOU KNOW THIS TEAM'S SUPER BAD
(I ain't lying tho)
EVERY WEEK WE TAKING BELT TO ASS
(that shit piss me off)
DAK CANNOT COMPLETE A SIMPLE PASS
(Where he tryna throw)
MAN HOW LONG IS THIS SHIT GONNA LAST
(Who you throwing to bro)
Took a 40 ball beating two times a sequence afk who you throwing to he threw to the defense! I’m like that dak who are you throwing it to he threw it to the opps!! I’m like dak you got to stop please dak go to the barber shop get that hairline fixed and maybe you stop throwing picks and maybe ceedee lamb will stop being a diva and he stopped throwing fits and maybe Mike McCartin will be on the sideline wearing some clothes that fit and maybe Jerry John’s just might re retire because he old as shit Cte b*tch
Took a 40 ball beating two times, it's like a sequence
Dak, who you throwin' it to? He threw it TO THE DEFENSE
I'm like, "Dak, who you throwin' it to?" He threw it to the OPPS!!
I'm like, "Dak, you gotta STOP" (please)
"Dak, go to the barber shop"
and get that hairline fixed
and maybe you’ll stop throwing picks
and maybe ceedee lamb will stop being a diva he’ll stop throwing fits
and maybe mike mccarthy will be on the sideline wearing some clothes that fit
and maybe jerry jones just might retire cuz he old as S**T!
I can't stop watching it 😂😂😂😂
Frrr
Frr
Me neither💀
We need this on spotify😭🙏
Came here from Chiseled Adonis and this goes hard.
Same
Me too gng!
Same
Same
yessir!!! same here
we getting CTE with this one
The whole NFL is dancing in this!!!
im a texans fan and im playing this while watching the game
😂😂
Every week this gets better to watch
Bro im a cowboys fan but this is straight bars🔥
Whos here after the Eagles just destroyed the Cowboys 34-6
Inevitable loss that one
Bumping this to the game today… fly eagles fly!!!🦅💚🦅💚
Here after the Eagles game😂
Straight Belt to 🍑...
Every time they lose we bumping this and this is coming from a Cowboys fan 🔥🔥🔥
Why this actually fire 😭😭😭😭
"Dak who you throwing to, HE THREW IT TO THE DEFENSE"🗣️🔥🔥
Gonna play this every time Cowboys have a game
“Dak who you throwing to? He threw it TO THE DEFENSE” 🗣️❗️🔥🎵
This song deserves a Grammy
this team gotta keep losing so we get more shi like this 😭😭
Watching the cowboys makes my little baby brother cry
Damn
As a cowboys fan this is spot on
I have never related so strongly to the mere name of a UA-cam channel more than now.
cowboys fans deserve every minute of this.
What did I do to deserve this :(
I'm here after Sunday against the Eagles😂😂😂😂
As a broncos fan this is a goated disstrack on the cowgirls
real (also broncos fan)
Why are yall talking, Denver Donkeys
suck 😂
@ you just pissed because you 3-6 😂
@@objectshowzz bud I'm fine with that rebuild lol, idk why Broncos fans are talking when yall lost to the Chiefs lmao
@ i’m being honest y’all would get smoked by the chiefs
I'll be listening to this song until we win a super bowl
That gonna be a bit just kidding
Unless Jerry dies, y'all ain't every seeing a Superbowl anytime soon.
Jerry finna be dead when we win one
Which will never happen until he sells the team
Imagine hearing this at the arena when Dallas comes to your town to play 😅😅😅
🗣Took a 40 ball beating two times like a sequence, Dak who you throwin to he threw it to the defense
“DAYUM SON WHERE’D YOU FIND THIS?!”
As an eagles fan, it'd bring me tears of joy if they played this during the game when yall come here week 17 or whatever.
DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾
Y'all wasn't outside for them DJ mixtapes. This a certified banger
I need all of your songs on Spotify
I love how it shows lions highlights when the songs plays.
As an Eagles fan, this song is amazing. I hope Jerry stays the GM forever.
As a Niners fan this is the only thing we can agree on 😂
@@Spartan_Virtusas an eagle fan I admit to liking the niners as well
Philly is a miserable sports town.
As an eagles fan I agree
@@dukesilver3619i see a cowboys fan
🫡respect to man who came up with the truth & nothing but the truth. 😔it’s sad bcuz I’m Dallas Cowboys huge fan & it’s hurts me every to see them repeat the same bs every year.
Thank You bro. Nobody understands our pain!!!
Best song of the year 🔥🔥🔥🔥😈
I’m blasting this song forever!
As a cowboys fan this is real
“Dak go to the doctor shop, get that hamstring fixed!”
Finally found something entertaining from the Cowboys
Came back to this again after seeing them lose while I was in the gym
they just won and this song still applies somehow 😂
😂
As a Washington fan, it's finally good to see them go through what we been going through for like 20 years now lmao
This would be on my playlist 😂😂
21 - 27 can't wait for next diss track 😂
This is so fire 🔥🔥🔥 I need more
Certified cowboys classic
"he threw it to the opps like dak you gotta stop like that goes to the Barber shop"🥶💨💯🔥
Lol
This makes me feel better about the Colts. Thanks.
Sorry they drafted AR 4th overall :/
AR needs to develop ASAP. You can throw Flacco in, but what it get you a year, 2 tops. vs. the Texans' lose by a total of 5 points. 4-4 Still a way to go.
“Get that hairline fixed”😭😭😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️☠️
best cowboys diss track
"Got me lying to my friends..." 😂
I'm glad I'm a Falcons fan
Cowboys lost again so I’m back here
Still trying to figure out how they beat the commanders.
As a cowboys fan ts is gas🔥
This is a bop ngl
Here because,Cowboys just lost their season is over at this point😂😂😂😂😂😂
they need to play this at the stadium i'll start going to the games 😂
As a Cowboys Fan... i approve of this track....
Sent this to my father n he Blocked me on EVERYTHING 🤣🤣🤣
0:54 two times like a sequence
Dak who you throwing to?
@@Cloonusthe 49ers
@@Cloonushe throwing to the defense
Mans got so mad he made a diss track on his own favorite team
Put this on Spotify plz, need it for my pre game playlist 😂
cowboys fan here, I remember that cry eagles cry diss last year and now im listening to this now. oh how the the tables have turned
I hope the opposing team plays every time they play the cowboys 😂
This go hard
This is such a good song!!!!!!
adding this to the playlist👍
WE GONE MAKE IT OUT THE DIVISION WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣
Who’s here after they got annihilated in the war of Texas 😂😂
Me
Bird 🦅 gang lol 😂
When the album droppin?
I need a full version
this is the full version.
U and sexy redd need to make a remix fr😭
put this on spotify bro
Who’s here after the eagles murdered them 34-6
I love the cowboys but this song is better than our record
We should play this song at the clubs in Dallas
Dak go to the barber shop is an underrated line
Why is this actually fire and I’m a cowboys fan😂
AB feature when?