Hey, have you seen the Stephen A. Smith compilation song? Accident Waiting To Happen. It's just as good a Cowboys roast as this one, maybe even better. :)
my mother has been a cowboys fan since at least 1980 and she has finally stopped watching football, thats how its gotten. she started watching basketball.
Man here we go again 🙄 This team ain’t gon ever win 😭 I’m ashamed to be a fan 🤡 Got me lying to my friends 🤷♂️ Louis belt straight to ass 💥 Dak cannot complete a pass 🚫 CeeDee Lamb been playing trash ❌ Man how long is this gon last 😭
BOY YOU KNOW THIS TEAM'S SUPER BAD (I ain't lying tho) EVERY WEEK WE TAKING BELT TO ASS (that shit piss me off) DAK CANNOT COMPLETE A SIMPLE PASS (Where he tryna throw) MAN HOW LONG IS THIS SHIT GONNA LAST (Who you throwing to bro)
Took a 40 ball beating two times a sequence afk who you throwing to he threw to the defense! I’m like that dak who are you throwing it to he threw it to the opps!! I’m like dak you got to stop please dak go to the barber shop get that hairline fixed and maybe you stop throwing picks and maybe ceedee lamb will stop being a diva and he stopped throwing fits and maybe Mike McCartin will be on the sideline wearing some clothes that fit and maybe Jerry John’s just might re retire because he old as shit Cte b*tch
Took a 40 ball beating two times, it's like a sequence Dak, who you throwin' it to? He threw it TO THE DEFENSE I'm like, "Dak, who you throwin' it to?" He threw it to the OPPS!! I'm like, "Dak, you gotta STOP" (please) "Dak, go to the barber shop"
and get that hairline fixed and maybe you’ll stop throwing picks and maybe ceedee lamb will stop being a diva he’ll stop throwing fits and maybe mike mccarthy will be on the sideline wearing some clothes that fit and maybe jerry jones just might retire cuz he old as S**T!
AR needs to develop ASAP. You can throw Flacco in, but what it get you a year, 2 tops. vs. the Texans' lose by a total of 5 points. 4-4 Still a way to go.
🫡respect to man who came up with the truth & nothing but the truth. 😔it’s sad bcuz I’m Dallas Cowboys huge fan & it’s hurts me every to see them repeat the same bs every year.
This the Cowboys Anthem now😭😭
This should be played in super bowl 59
@@coolaaron78real
Yes
Bro
Fax
"We fucking suck."
- Dak Prescott, 2024
My thoughts exactly😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Eagles game today was brutal 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cowboys need help
"Dak who you throw it to he throw it to the DEFENSE!" 😭
I'm like"Dak, who you throwin' it to?" he threw it to da opps! 😭
@@Tixio_T I'm like dak you gotta stop dak go to the barbershop
@@djimonblanchard6232and get that hairline fixed.
and maybe you’ll stop throwing picks
@@svtfoeftwjatnlpsucks50and maybe ceedee lamb will stop being a diva
Even Cowboys fans hate the Cowboys
Big facts
@@bernardlivingston7021 are we literally going to be the last nfc east team to make the conference championship game 😔😔😔
Yes bro I’m a cowboys fan and this is a horrible year but this song is good tho😂
No one hates the cowboys more than cowboys fans.
@@CreeperCrystal-x2e probably unless Jerry Jones steps down or kicks the bucket we stuck where we at
“DAK CAN NOT COMPLETE A PASS” 🗣️❗️🔥🎵
Ceedee lamb been playin trash🔥
@ MAN HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA LAST?!?!🔥
GET IT JERRY 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
@@VaydenVanderbunt-t2q QUIT IT JERRY 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Retire Jerry
"CTE Records" 😂😂😂😂
I caught that too ceedee lamb might catch it too idk if he’s catching things right now
CTE RECORDS” 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Don’t get
Nvm I get it now CTE the disease
man here we go again this s*** aint gon never end
0:18 Dan Campbell laughing and clapping was MENACING😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey, have you seen the Stephen A. Smith compilation song? Accident Waiting To Happen. It's just as good a Cowboys roast as this one, maybe even better. :)
LOL I never noticed that, that's crazy
“Louis belt, straight to ass” 😭😭😭
Best line in the song 😂
Dak cannot complete a pass
@traviscollins4277 ceedee lamb been playing trash
@@infinitycookin Man how long is this gone last?!
@@GenericBG22get it Jerry
“Maybe Jerry will retire cuz he old as shit” had me dying😂
lol
fr
“CTE CTE” 😂
That man won’t retire until he dies and even then his ghost will haunt the cowboys front office trying to still manage lol
“Dak go to the Barbershop!” Always gets me 🤣
Get that hairline fix and maybe you’ll stop throwing picks 💀
@@NomadicCole and maybe cedee lamb will stop bein a diva and stop thrown fits.
and maybe mike mccarthy will be on the sideline wearing some clothes that fit
And maybe jerry jones just might retire because he old as sh*t!
please put this shit on spotify
Yes please
PLEASE PUT THIS SH ON SPOTIFY
Ong 😭
I have the F the 49'ers on my playlist 😂
@@Metz1107 shit go hard
my mother has been a cowboys fan since at least 1980 and she has finally stopped watching football, thats how its gotten. she started watching basketball.
HE THREW IT TOO THE DEFENSE🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️
IM LIKE DAK WHO YOU THROWING IT TOO HE THREW IT TO THE OPPS!! 🗣🗣🔥
@@Vixxyyys IM LIKE DAK YOU GOTTA STOP!! 🗣🗣🔥
(please!)
DAK GO TO THE BARBER SHOP 🗣🗣🔥
GET THAT HAIRLINE FIXED AND MAYBE YOU'LL STOP THROWING PICKS 🗣🔥🔥
And maybe ceedee lamd will stop being the Diva
And he'll stop throwing fits
A certified NFL Hood classic 🔥
This a straight BANGER 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
DAK CANNOT COMPETE A PASS 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I can't stop watching it 😂😂😂😂
Frrr
Frr
Me neither💀
I loop the song like 20,000 times
The whole NFL is dancing in this!!!
As an eagles fan, it'd bring me tears of joy if they played this during the game when yall come here week 17 or whatever.
we getting CTE with this one
im a texans fan and im playing this while watching the game
😂😂
them Texans ain’t nothin
@@VinsmokeSanji_76I’m a packers fan and I listen to this everyday😂
@@VinsmokeSanji_76I guess that's why we beat y'all huh?
Both iterations of this song have been better than the original version 😂
What’s the original
@@pckmovies253fr bro ive been trying to find the original
its been reposted so many times
@pckmovies253 this is the og
This is the original..
@@raz0rquack1 i found reposts from october 13
Bengals fans be bumping this song rn.
27-20
WHO DEY
No shot I searched this up AS SOON as yall uploaded 😂
Watching the cowboys makes my little baby brother cry
Damn
cowboys fans deserve every minute of this.
What did I do to deserve this :(
Be a cowgirls fan@@asad5986
no
Bumping this to the game today… fly eagles fly!!!🦅💚🦅💚
We need this on spotify😭🙏
they just won and this song still applies somehow 😂
😂
Came here from Chiseled Adonis and this goes hard.
Same
Me too gng!
Same
Same
yessir!!! same here
Gonna play this every time Cowboys have a game
Every week this gets better to watch
DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾
gotta listen to this again...
Bro im a cowboys fan but this is straight bars🔥
Every week this song only gets better.
Why this actually fire 😭😭😭😭
Imagine hearing this at the arena when Dallas comes to your town to play 😅😅😅
“Dak who you throwing to? He threw it TO THE DEFENSE” 🗣️❗️🔥🎵
"Dak who you throwing to, HE THREW IT TO THE DEFENSE"🗣️🔥🔥
Here after the Eagles game😂
Straight Belt to 🍑...
Every time they lose we bumping this and this is coming from a Cowboys fan 🔥🔥🔥
Man here we go again 🙄
This team ain’t gon ever win 😭
I’m ashamed to be a fan 🤡
Got me lying to my friends 🤷♂️
Louis belt straight to ass 💥
Dak cannot complete a pass 🚫
CeeDee Lamb been playing trash ❌
Man how long is this gon last 😭
get it Jerry
quit it Jerry
RETIRE JERRY
WE GOTTA FIRE JERRY
BOY YOU KNOW THIS TEAM'S SUPER BAD
(I ain't lying tho)
EVERY WEEK WE TAKING BELT TO ASS
(that shit piss me off)
DAK CANNOT COMPLETE A SIMPLE PASS
(Where he tryna throw)
MAN HOW LONG IS THIS SHIT GONNA LAST
(Who you throwing to bro)
Took a 40 ball beating two times a sequence afk who you throwing to he threw to the defense! I’m like that dak who are you throwing it to he threw it to the opps!! I’m like dak you got to stop please dak go to the barber shop get that hairline fixed and maybe you stop throwing picks and maybe ceedee lamb will stop being a diva and he stopped throwing fits and maybe Mike McCartin will be on the sideline wearing some clothes that fit and maybe Jerry John’s just might re retire because he old as shit Cte b*tch
Took a 40 ball beating two times, it's like a sequence
Dak, who you throwin' it to? He threw it TO THE DEFENSE
I'm like, "Dak, who you throwin' it to?" He threw it to the OPPS!!
I'm like, "Dak, you gotta STOP" (please)
"Dak, go to the barber shop"
and get that hairline fixed
and maybe you’ll stop throwing picks
and maybe ceedee lamb will stop being a diva he’ll stop throwing fits
and maybe mike mccarthy will be on the sideline wearing some clothes that fit
and maybe jerry jones just might retire cuz he old as S**T!
As a cowboys fan this is spot on
I need all of your songs on Spotify
Who after the cowboys game 41-7
Whos here after the Eagles just destroyed the Cowboys 34-6
Inevitable loss that one
As a Washington fan, it's finally good to see them go through what we been going through for like 20 years now lmao
Funny how I looked up Cowboys theme and UA-cam knew exactly what I was looking for
I'll be listening to this song until we win a super bowl
That gonna be a bit just kidding
Unless Jerry dies, y'all ain't every seeing a Superbowl anytime soon.
Jerry finna be dead when we win one
Which will never happen until he sells the team
Never gon happen
This song deserves a Grammy
Y'all wasn't outside for them DJ mixtapes. This a certified banger
EAGLES FANS FAVORITE SONG!!! WE BUMPING THIS ALL SEASON LONG🦅🦅🦅
Washington fan here
Me to go commanders
Finally found something entertaining from the Cowboys
As an Eagles fan, this song is amazing. I hope Jerry stays the GM forever.
As a Niners fan this is the only thing we can agree on 😂
@@Spartan_Virtusas an eagle fan I admit to liking the niners as well
Philly is a miserable sports town.
As an eagles fan I agree
@@dukesilver3619i see a cowboys fan
As an Eagles fan, ive memorized every word of this masterpiece.
I love how it shows lions highlights when the songs plays.
“DAYUM SON WHERE’D YOU FIND THIS?!”
"he threw it to the opps like dak you gotta stop like that goes to the Barber shop"🥶💨💯🔥
Lol
Best song of the year 🔥🔥🔥🔥😈
As a broncos fan this is a goated disstrack on the cowgirls
real (also broncos fan)
Why are yall talking, Denver Donkeys
suck 😂
@ you just pissed because you 3-6 😂
@@objectshowzz bud I'm fine with that rebuild lol, idk why Broncos fans are talking when yall lost to the Chiefs lmao
@ i’m being honest y’all would get smoked by the chiefs
This was so hard that it made my TV fall🔥🔥🔥🔥
21 - 27 can't wait for next diss track 😂
I have never related so strongly to the mere name of a UA-cam channel more than now.
“Dak go to the doctor shop, get that hamstring fixed!”
they need to play this at the stadium i'll start going to the games 😂
this team gotta keep losing so we get more shi like this 😭😭
"Got me lying to my friends..." 😂
This makes me feel better about the Colts. Thanks.
Sorry they drafted AR 4th overall :/
AR needs to develop ASAP. You can throw Flacco in, but what it get you a year, 2 tops. vs. the Texans' lose by a total of 5 points. 4-4 Still a way to go.
“Louis belt, strait to ass, Dak cannot complete a pass, ceedee lamb been playin trash, man how long is this gon last!?” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thank You bro. Nobody understands our pain!!!
I’m blasting this song forever!
now i need a jets version
cowboys fan with this stuff is hard
I love this song so much W song
Certified cowboys classic
🫡respect to man who came up with the truth & nothing but the truth. 😔it’s sad bcuz I’m Dallas Cowboys huge fan & it’s hurts me every to see them repeat the same bs every year.
Put this on Spotify plz, need it for my pre game playlist 😂
Still trying to figure out how they beat the commanders.
How bout them cowboys this song gets better every week
I'm here after Sunday against the Eagles😂😂😂😂
As a Seahawks fan (I find this hilarious) and my best friend being a Cowgirls fan, I'm sending this to him
best cowboys diss track
As a detroit fan, im proud, we really walked in and pulled out the belt
Came back to this again after seeing them lose while I was in the gym
We should play this song at the clubs in Dallas
This is so fire 🔥🔥🔥 I need more
As a Steelers Fan, I appreciate this diss track
🗣Took a 40 ball beating two times like a sequence, Dak who you throwin to he threw it to the defense
2024 song of the year next year 2025 official cowboys anthem before every game
My family are soccer people but my uncle is a died hard cowgirls fan I love seeing him sad when they lose
Died hard 😂
I need a full version
this is the full version.
This would be on my playlist 😂😂
ngl my favorite song now
U and sexy redd need to make a remix fr😭
I’m bouta play this at the next game
As a cowboys fan ts is gas🔥
put this on spotify bro
Dak Prescott is out but this song fire 🔥
this song will not ever die