Mathieu's (Late) "Don't fu(n)k up our beats" (non) entry.

Couldn't get my entry in on time, but wanted to post it anyways, so here it is.
The Lyrics:
These Lucy Van Pelt emcees get eatin' up like "Peanuts".
Hostily rockin' emcees with "No Apologies" like Eminem on "The Re-Up"
Never teamin' up, independant. "Half steppin'"? ÈCount Your Blessins", like Aloe Blacc
Funk a track at high volume, no one calls you hot shit because you ain't get jack
Leavin' rappers headless like the horseman, comng of cours and taking a portion
of the company, runnin' flunkin' beat emcees out with the styles that I'm hordin'.
Thwartin' plans, snortin' grams of funk and bringing the ruckus and taking the duckets,
buckets of monkeys dumped in barrels couln't even prepare you for the fun that I'm pumpin'.
These "Great pumpkin" rappers are faker than Sarah Palin's nice act,
when I strike back like the empire you're either choked with the wire or wacked with the spiked bat.
And it's like that, I'm blowin' these fish out of the water,
I have to ponder why you even bother. Fuck around, and I'll make you a goner
Steppin' to me puts you in jeopardy, in the winter times they'll still be fallers
By the time this track ends, not even Erick and Parrish will be "making dollars"
Squanderin' with my squadron, it could only result as negative.
I'd say what I would do to you, but maybe it's best that I leave it edited.
Like Bigg Jus, I'm "rugged like Rwanda", sharp shooter like Hennry Fonda
with Sergio Leone. And I'm making giant monsters like Ishiro Honda
to battle in the streets. We "Inheriting Revolution" like Joyce Appleby
wack emcees got one percent of the skills and now the government is taxin' me.
I'll leave you all in back of me, I'm ahead of your time to be honest.
On the mic, I'm Ronald Wright-like, so here's "A Short History of" my "Progress."
Dude this ain't "Galapagos", why's your girl all furry
got you scroungin' rappers schemin' and clownin like Stephen King and Timothy Curry.

[@kevinwalkerr]

That's sick Matt, keep up the good work bro !