I had a calzone in the houston airport once. It was fine, but when I said thank you to the guy who gave me it, he said "Sure." The interesting thing about that is that I am half sure he was being sarcastic.
Once I had to piss so bad, I ran into a bathroom that had an "out of order" sign on the door. I run in to see that one of the toilets in one of the stalls has shit caked all over the entire toilet and the floor around it. The urinals were fine tho, so I wasn't sure why they had to close the entire bathroom for just one toilet. Anyway I just pissed and was on my way.
"Hey, what's up, Desk? You got a chair?"
Desk humor.
I had a calzone in the houston airport once. It was fine, but when I said thank you to the guy who gave me it, he said "Sure." The interesting thing about that is that I am half sure he was being sarcastic.
Watching this before getting on a flight.
Once I had to piss so bad, I ran into a bathroom that had an "out of order" sign on the door. I run in to see that one of the toilets in one of the stalls has shit caked all over the entire toilet and the floor around it. The urinals were fine tho, so I wasn't sure why they had to close the entire bathroom for just one toilet. Anyway I just pissed and was on my way.
Shouts out to Deek
desk
What episode does derrick talk about coachella?
sounds like beavis
This is so accurate 😂
Why do you vomit in the sink?
so you don’t have to get your own shit in your face