2:15 Has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a video game...ever!!! Even beats Conker's Bad Fur Day.... "Don't just stand there!!!" Starts dancing...XD Epic
Hyperfoxeye When Jensen referenced an "Augmented kid", I think back when he was in the force, Wayne tried to nonlethally take down an augmented kid turned crazy but ended up getting people, including the kid, killed because of it. Could be wrong tho
The va's voice is actually a bit less gruff. See Koban from Splinter Cell. Same voice actor, less gruff voice. With Adam Jensen he has to hold that extra gruff voice, but its really easy for him.
Feder Fencer Mankind Divided did poorly. It felt like only half the game was finished and just when we were about to get to the root of what the plot was about, the game just ends.
Dylan417 Square said a sequel will come in time. Right now they have games they're prioritizing, and once they've been released they'll focus on the deus ex series. Who knows when that'll be though.
Anthony Ortiz HR & MD took roughly the same amount of time to beat if you did everything, the story wasn't as fleshed out but it didn't feel half baked to me.
>being this retarded just because it's a trilogy doesn't mean that the bad ending can be excused to be fair, human evolution did have a shit ending as well, so maybe shitty endings are part of the deus ex DNA who knows
Pizza Caller: Hello this is pizza hut how may help you? Me: i want a pineapple pizza. *after a while* Me: What the hell is this?! Me: *i never asked for this*
Adam Jensen is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... they say he killed an entire gang with a dumpster... A.. fucking... DUMPSTER! WHO THE FUCK CAN DO THAT?!
“You’ll regret this mark my words” Oh i will? Well how about i eliminate the threat at the source. Thanks for giving me what i wanted before getting payed and letting me know you planned on doing something about while i’m heavily armed and in front of you.
After each side mission like the one with the mother of the doctor I would kill them. I even killed everyone in the precinct after I finished the mission. And in the final mission I killed Sarif, Taggort, and it was funny as hell
*Escapes from bomb plant with vent*
-HURRY!
-Ow, thanks man, I appreciate
You sir, took the words out of my mouth haha
How many guys can say they crushed an entire gang with a dumpster?
How many guys can say they crushed a gang with one trash bin?
Well John Wick killed someone with a pencil. A fucking pencil.
Rivery Jerald haha but you did it wrong
+Graham Hill the Joker did it before
riddick killed a guy with a teacup.
That dance move tho
Safety dance!
Freestyle.
3:07 Literal killer move right there
And don't try to knock me out or...POP
2:32 I remember picking this option when i first played and laughing my ass off at the sheer audacity and assholery at display here.
JC Denton: I drop a rocket launcher on peoples heads to eliminate them silently
Adam Jensen: Sorry, but that poisonous gas is *your* problem
Being a Jerk in Witcher 3 pls.
Anjith Hari I second this
Wish this was longer
FARES GAMING your gf be like
elr4f4 no u
@@elr4f436 5 years later, no u
Introducing Adam "The Jerk" Jensen xD
This is why I love video games.
You can do stuff like this and get away from the consequences because reloads exist.
3:20 WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS
lol
0:43 Classic mistake. Adam's autistic and he was asked *_exactly_* how Megan died. He just answered with *_exactly_* what he was asked.
True :D
Lmao 😂
2:15 Has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a video game...ever!!! Even beats Conker's Bad Fur Day....
"Don't just stand there!!!" Starts dancing...XD Epic
@Денчик ...yes...your gawd...
legend says that Jensen is still dancing in front of room filled with gas and that poor worker has died long ago due to suffocation.
I can’t tell you how much I’ve played this game over and over and over. Such a good game.
2:30 considering the context behind this one, it's probably one of the worst things i've heard someone say lol
Gustavozxd13 i played through the game years ago but i forgot this ones context
Hyperfoxeye When Jensen referenced an "Augmented kid", I think back when he was in the force, Wayne tried to nonlethally take down an augmented kid turned crazy but ended up getting people, including the kid, killed because of it. Could be wrong tho
They were ordered to kill the kid, Jensen refused and Haas had to do it
"I never asked for this"
*suddenly realizes I'm a jerk*
S L O W D O W N
Go on
I'm listening 😂
The soundtrack of this game is so WoW
What a shame
-Denton
you have to give them that they nailed the "uncaring prick" part of jensen really good, just like with JC Denton
3:09 "NOW CHECK MY DANCE, FREESTYLE"
Adam had a bit of whatever FemShep takes daily XD
you mean period?
3:07 explosive dance moves!! literally!
Hey I can do that!
*EARTHQUAKE*
How is the voice actor for Jensen able to keep that stupidly gravely voice?
Mate397 thats the va's actual voice lol
Did the guy smoke a pack a day to get it?
The va's voice is actually a bit less gruff. See Koban from Splinter Cell. Same voice actor, less gruff voice. With Adam Jensen he has to hold that extra gruff voice, but its really easy for him.
Sounds just like Keanu Reeves in John Wick
He never asked for it.
Sometimes game developers should not have given us this power
1:31 SILENCE WENCH
Still really, REALLY upset that we're likely not going to get a sequel to Mankind Divided.
Feder Fencer Mankind Divided did poorly. It felt like only half the game was finished and just when we were about to get to the root of what the plot was about, the game just ends.
Mk Div is free on ps plus
Dylan417 Square said a sequel will come in time. Right now they have games they're prioritizing, and once they've been released they'll focus on the deus ex series. Who knows when that'll be though.
Anthony Ortiz HR & MD took roughly the same amount of time to beat if you did everything, the story wasn't as fleshed out but it didn't feel half baked to me.
>being this retarded
just because it's a trilogy doesn't mean that the bad ending can be excused
to be fair, human evolution did have a shit ending as well, so maybe shitty endings are part of the deus ex DNA
who knows
When you dont have a choice. -Execution takedown.
The comedic timing is PERFECT
The last on was awesome. Glad to see this one is too! Keep up the great work!
The 2nd one YOU TOLD HER WHAT SHE WANTED THATS NOT BEING A JERK THATS BEING TRUE
Min3gam3r156 that statement is also true
Kazuhira Miller calls the suicide hotlone.
HAHAHAHAHAHA Good one
"Why are we still here, just to suffer."
Molag Bal calls a Christian hotline.
SoulKilla1000
Does alreasy exist
Yea I found the video about 30 minutes after posting this comment but there is a video idea that has over 800 likes that ICEnJAM did not make yet.
Fuck, this game has such good music...
The beginning tho 😂
Dealt with the Anonymus X almost the same way. Just smacked him in the face a second after conversation ended.
Pizza Caller: Hello this is pizza hut how may help you?
Me: i want a pineapple pizza.
*after a while*
Me: What the hell is this?!
Me: *i never asked for this*
Toasty tbh that joke is old!!
Adam Jensen is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... they say he killed an entire gang with a dumpster...
A.. fucking... DUMPSTER!
WHO THE FUCK CAN DO THAT?!
170 likes no dislikes goes to prove how much of masterpiece this is.
"Chalk it up to a learning experience and move on..."
Lmfao
You should have: Neloth call a pizza place, a horse carriage guy call a taxi service, and Miraak call a scammer
"I need help, please!"
I dunno, seems kinda sus
"And don't even try nock me out or something, is not like I-"
Do more! These are hilarious. Part two?
3:18 IMPOSTER
Beat that stupid dancer is best thing in game :D
Yeah, RIP.
The typoon hit with the neopunky dancer...all of us? ajajajaj
Jason Mars from Heavy Rain calls Lost Children Services
The last clip had my dying
I wonder what a dialogue between JC Denton and Jensen would be like
2:27 HAHAHHAHAHHA
Always look foward to another upload and this is why. Great job
1:29 girl: you'll have too take it because I'm not going to give it too you
Deus (or whatever his name is): *punches her face in*
Adoring fan playing (and following and watching) others on battlefield 1
i waited for so long to find a good "beeing a jerk" version of "DX: HR"
FINALY ! Great job :)
0:56 - The best part is that you can inmediately punch the shit out of her, just to put salt in the wound.
Lol I thought you were just going to punch Wayne but you fucking executed him 😅
I guess you could say Jensen's dance moves blew everyone away.
I never asked for this video
You can murder also murder the entire police force.
The headlines after that are intense
Do a Black Panther related prank call to Wauconda, Illinois, asking for Vibranium.
3:03 brother.. i really miss my typhoon dance! 😂
Make Tom cruise call Scientology centers with top gun lines
Could you make some prank calls with the Deus Ex soundboard? That security call was funny as hell!
Please a prank call with world of Warcraft voices
Have Revolver Ocelot call wallmart or something
There should be a movie about this...
I actually think that was the fair route to take with Wayne.
The character sounds like Clint EastWood and Batman
1:06 Gotta tell the truth ma bro, despite my run was full lawful good, i did the same.
“You’ll regret this mark my words”
Oh i will? Well how about i eliminate the threat at the source. Thanks for giving me what i wanted before getting payed and letting me know you planned on doing something about while i’m heavily armed and in front of you.
dancer boi flipped like a jedi rofl!
Do a "The Stanley Parable narrator calls people named Stanley"
2:18 hey baby I'm shaking it.
0:58 what mission?
If you made a soundboard, I would buy it.
The punching is just so good
Well I’ve played this game too many times. Time to be a total dick on my next play through.
After each side mission like the one with the mother of the doctor I would kill them. I even killed everyone in the precinct after I finished the mission. And in the final mission I killed Sarif, Taggort, and it was funny as hell
I thought you were going to hit them on the head with the basketball 😅
Do septimus calls the pawn shop
You should have sheogorath from skyrim call a nental health hotline!!!
Prank calls with Owyn from Oblivion,in the arena pls
This youtube channel is the best!!
I should've done this, but i have empathy rip.
The brand for "being a jerk" videos on UA-cam...
First name which comes to your mind..
IceEnjam😎
Prank call as John rombo
1:26 In the end it doesn't even matter!
Can you do one for Big Smoke calling a chinese restaurant
I don't remember these being here
I couldn't see these scenes while i was playing. Is there expnasion pack or something?
Talk about dancing early on a mans graveXD
Use the character from the game next day survival to call the pharmacy
"Chalk it up to a learning experience and move on." LMFAO
That's such good writing lol
That dance at the end lmao