The Best Comebacks and Insults in Archer | FX

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  • @FXNetworks
    @FXNetworks  Рік тому +339

    There isn't enough aloe vera in the world for these burns.

  • @nordaj_
    @nordaj_ 11 місяців тому +743

    "he's had the clap so many times it's more like applause" is my personal favourite

    • @Genethagenius
      @Genethagenius 10 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @shezziesbaby
      @shezziesbaby 10 місяців тому +3

      "Uh, what was that?" 😂😂😂

    • @perskarva123
      @perskarva123 8 місяців тому +1

      @@shezziesbaby SLATER

    • @scifi5565
      @scifi5565 8 місяців тому +3

      I just choked on my pretzel

    • @ronswanson7371
      @ronswanson7371 8 місяців тому +3

      @@shezziesbaby I said ready on that laser? 😬

  • @thetuftedpuffin1025
    @thetuftedpuffin1025 Рік тому +436

    “I will climb inside you with my shoes on” is such an unhinged threat I love it

    • @fourteenfour1
      @fourteenfour1 Рік тому +27

      I am amazed Cheryl didn't get all giddy over that

  • @liamh.2508
    @liamh.2508 Рік тому +383

    2:58 easily the most brutal takedown Lana has ever had

  • @bguzewi0
    @bguzewi0 Рік тому +389

    My favorite is when Pam asks Cyril if he can explain compounding interest to Cheryl: “Maybe, if we had an infinite amount of time… and she were someone else.”

  • @elitesam7789
    @elitesam7789 11 місяців тому +258

    1:10 "Interspecies breeding" 😭

  • @dennisfrank6812
    @dennisfrank6812 Рік тому +269

    the classic irishman's dilemma: do I eat the potato now or let it fermet so I can drink it later - brutal

    • @misimatokastanley
      @misimatokastanley Рік тому +10

      Will I get the operation now da
      Dad: no son (uses potato as a cloth) you're gonna die

    • @tgkafg
      @tgkafg Рік тому +2

      @@misimatokastanley So, in this case, I would let it ferment. Gonna need sumthin' to heal tha pain . . .

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 11 місяців тому +3

      That was so vicious Cromwell started taking notes.

    • @Dav-lc8sc
      @Dav-lc8sc Місяць тому

      My favorite 😂

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Рік тому +224

    2:58 Good Lord, it’s like they predicted the future.

    • @touremuhammad5983
      @touremuhammad5983 Рік тому +36

      It’s as if Cheryl was the Gypsy all along!

    • @KevinCefalu
      @KevinCefalu Рік тому

      ​@@touremuhammad5983omg single best callback in the comments.

    • @tbuckley2031
      @tbuckley2031 Рік тому +23

      @@touremuhammad5983 she’s not actually schizophrenic but the gypsy is a manifestation of her psychokinetic powers

    • @10RexTheWolf01
      @10RexTheWolf01 Рік тому +3

      More like a mere observation

    • @justanotherperson2960
      @justanotherperson2960 Рік тому +10

      Just like the old gypsy woman said!

  • @LC-th3mi
    @LC-th3mi 9 місяців тому +144

    They missed out the time Archer was asked to assassinate a fat guy and he replied "Oh, what, is diabetes busy?"

  • @touremuhammad5983
    @touremuhammad5983 Рік тому +126

    2:58 It’s as if Cheryl was the Gypsy & hasn’t realized it yet! 😅

    • @Jakegothicsnake
      @Jakegothicsnake Рік тому +5

      THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!

    • @jaja2084
      @jaja2084 11 місяців тому +4

      Despite the burn, they still honored Mallory and the actress Jessica Walter

  • @Satellite_Of_Love
    @Satellite_Of_Love 2 дні тому +1

    @3:00 Cheryl must have been using the Tunt family brain cell when she made that assessment, because it was spot on! 😂

  • @John_Wall
    @John_Wall Рік тому +59

    My all-time favourite is when Mallory accuses Pam of looming over her like "some sort of henge."

  • @richardhart9204
    @richardhart9204 7 місяців тому +66

    “Immigrants! That’s how they do, you know. Just drive around, listening to raps, and shooting all the jobs.” That one should be in some kind of hall of fame. 😂😅😂🤣

  • @Genethagenius
    @Genethagenius 10 місяців тому +183

    R.I.P. to the amazing Jessica Walter. You are missed!

  • @dravis141
    @dravis141 11 місяців тому +77

    My fav line is when they're all gonna eat something disgusting and someone says "O God, it tastes worse than it smells!" .....And then Pam says " If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that".....

  • @mho...
    @mho... Рік тому +163

    Mallory: "Im getting a Seaweed Wrap"
    Gillette: "I didnt knew they make Sushi with dry Clams"
    savage

    • @richardhart9204
      @richardhart9204 7 місяців тому +5

      OMG … I’d forgotten that classic. 😂

  • @jasondavis1615
    @jasondavis1615 Місяць тому +3

    I love this show. Wish it could come back.

  • @know-body2519
    @know-body2519 Рік тому +37

    "I could kill a building" 😂

  • @EBFilmsMan
    @EBFilmsMan 4 місяці тому +14

    I love Cheryl predicting accurately that one day Lana would run the agency.
    Just like the gypsy woman said!

  • @georgeprchal3924
    @georgeprchal3924 Рік тому +51

    Who are you: Comrade Question?
    Always a classic.

  • @10RexTheWolf01
    @10RexTheWolf01 Рік тому +55

    I finally decided to watch Archer cause before when it first came out I thought it was gonna be stupid and I was so wrong. This show rocks on all cylinders and I love all the characters.

  • @HectorGonzo-bx4ny
    @HectorGonzo-bx4ny 25 днів тому +3

    All time favorite comfort shows.

  • @misty306
    @misty306 Рік тому +29

    I'm going to miss this series!

  • @timothywilliams3205
    @timothywilliams3205 Рік тому +29

    0:16 is my favorite part.

  • @BatkoNashBandera774
    @BatkoNashBandera774 10 місяців тому +72

    I guess we're not doing "phrasing" anymore.

  • @rstreet5537
    @rstreet5537 9 місяців тому +17

    Mallory is the 🐐
    Cheryl going off on lana like that was classic

  • @heyitsvinni
    @heyitsvinni Рік тому +17

    Hands down best FX show.

  • @tashibalampkin8555
    @tashibalampkin8555 3 місяці тому +7

    1:09 Cyril deserved that. He was really a jackass in that episode.

  • @rylter
    @rylter 8 місяців тому +6

    "Whatever farm animal of war, Lana!"

  • @davideboos
    @davideboos 4 місяці тому +3

    In my opinion, "Me, too!" Has got to be the best comeback. It's short, sweet, and to the point. Plus, it got to me every Mom's dream comeback if they have the chance.

  • @XxDeathxX509
    @XxDeathxX509 Місяць тому +3

    Archer: Barry slow down
    Barry: *slows down as they get chased by cops* what, why?
    Archer: So I can run past you

  • @FL2seymour
    @FL2seymour 11 місяців тому +5

    ... your own fingers. WHAT? Johnny Benchcock...😂

  • @adrianchatman5734
    @adrianchatman5734 Рік тому +3

    Lmao!! I forgot how great these burns were!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @leonpiccinin
    @leonpiccinin 10 місяців тому +9

    "LANAAAA"......."WHAAAATT", "Danger Zone"....😏

  • @orb4321
    @orb4321 9 місяців тому +4

    2:33 "The Warriors"

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 9 місяців тому

      I like it better when he does it with the SpaceBot duel

  • @BETRvids
    @BETRvids 10 днів тому

    My personal favorite:
    "Should you be smoking in here?"
    "Should you be _flaming_ in here?"

  • @ePai9e
    @ePai9e Рік тому +4

    good reminder to catch up on this show.

  • @robertarnold4105
    @robertarnold4105 Рік тому +11

    Classic Archer. So good

  • @mikayla_collie
    @mikayla_collie 8 місяців тому +5

    1:16 *_"Interspecies breeding"_* 😏

  • @maxxymrice6200
    @maxxymrice6200 Рік тому +25

    What about
    Ray: I don't hate this thing because it's a black hand I hate it because it's a robot hand.
    Cyril: Oh, you're worried while shaving you'll discover it has a mind of its own and the next thing you know you're wondering the streets at night strangling male prostitutes and performing macabre puppet shows with their freshly peeled faces.

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 Рік тому +3

      Yeah they've been hanging around Cheryl too long...

    • @maxxymrice6200
      @maxxymrice6200 Рік тому +2

      @@RichardX1 That is exactly something I'd expect Cheryl to say

  • @nathanaponte2986
    @nathanaponte2986 10 місяців тому +8

    0:49 For shit's sake, Mother! How short is the list of guys you haven't screwed?

  • @joenewton2021
    @joenewton2021 Місяць тому

    This was such a great show

  • @ch9na
    @ch9na Рік тому +40

    I can't believe this amazing show is ending...

    • @perillat99
      @perillat99 Рік тому

      Hasn’t it been ended for a while?

    • @ch9na
      @ch9na Рік тому +1

      @perillat99 nah it just ended with its recent season

    • @Medevicerep
      @Medevicerep Рік тому +1

      Unfortunately, it jumped the shark after season 2. First two seasons were brilliant.

    • @Alvaro89Rus
      @Alvaro89Rus Рік тому +2

      honestly it should have ended several seasons ago

    • @null6634
      @null6634 10 місяців тому

      It has a lot of great moments, but definitely should have ended a while ago.

  • @heyitsvinni
    @heyitsvinni Рік тому +2

    Can't wait for the special episodes in December!

  • @JTS_Jagged
    @JTS_Jagged 2 місяці тому +1

    2:11 I like my cheese drippy bruh

  • @GothicOctopus
    @GothicOctopus 3 місяці тому

    It’s my birthday.
    This video smacked me on the left side of my head.
    10/10

  • @steveogle8942
    @steveogle8942 9 місяців тому +1

    JFC, I loved that show.

  • @mrbeastfan7431
    @mrbeastfan7431 4 місяці тому

    2:48 omg 😂 wow !

  • @obiwanfisher537
    @obiwanfisher537 5 місяців тому

    Man what a great show

  • @jfrederino
    @jfrederino 4 місяці тому +1

    "its cold in here"

  • @ellesandralady8596
    @ellesandralady8596 5 місяців тому +1

    2:58 probably the longest burn in the show. And there is no amount of aloe Vera gel or any other burn medication for these burns 😏😏

  • @MadsFeierskov
    @MadsFeierskov 6 місяців тому +1

    Mallory was so savage.

  • @FL2seymour
    @FL2seymour 11 місяців тому +2

    Just jack'n it. Figus.😂

  • @spark339
    @spark339 2 місяці тому

    Archer should be a live action movie

  • @mrbeastfan7431
    @mrbeastfan7431 4 місяці тому

    Lol shes out eatin a baby lol😂

  • @traintrack3761
    @traintrack3761 Місяць тому

    “Um, does Internet Porn know you’re cheating on it?”😏🤣

  • @JonathanHernandez-mm3nd
    @JonathanHernandez-mm3nd 2 місяці тому

    Rest In Peace Jessica Walter, Amen.

  • @josephaliker287
    @josephaliker287 Рік тому +2

    Porridge! Save your breath for cooling yours.😅😅

  • @thickuums7651
    @thickuums7651 6 місяців тому +1

    I'm so sad it ended 😢 #LoveArcher😊

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat 7 місяців тому

    2:56 Oddly specific but easily the most devastating.

  • @David13579
    @David13579 6 місяців тому +1

    Inter species breeding 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @randomslayer9018
    @randomslayer9018 4 місяці тому

    Happy 15 year anniversary archer

  • @izziebyt
    @izziebyt 10 місяців тому +5

    *GRILL ME A CHEESE* 🫥

    • @buddah1221
      @buddah1221 9 місяців тому +2

      I'm not grilling you a cheese

  • @bikerjon8934
    @bikerjon8934 Рік тому +2

    0:33 Pam

  • @wanderer1273
    @wanderer1273 Рік тому +8

    I only read "the best comebacks and insults" and thought it would be It's Always Sunny lol

  • @Mr.Nobody01234
    @Mr.Nobody01234 3 місяці тому

    Bring back archer😭😭

  • @sharath828
    @sharath828 3 місяці тому

    Do the one with voicemails

  • @regularyoutubename
    @regularyoutubename Місяць тому

    1:10 Cyril deserved that

  • @ZekBlast
    @ZekBlast Рік тому +3

    Excited 4the Movie

  • @ronpainter4362
    @ronpainter4362 5 місяців тому +1

    Crippled Gay Hillbilly Spies would make a great band name!

  • @Merylstreep1949
    @Merylstreep1949 Рік тому +4

    Lol
    Yeah totally sick burns but couldn't help picture them being said by Bob Belcher to either Teddy or customers in general
    Yeah they totally work either way
    We definitely need an R rated Bob's Burgers one off

  • @T0xicxy
    @T0xicxy 6 місяців тому

    You Lowkey sounded like archer for a moment 😭

  • @Metaphysics0819
    @Metaphysics0819 Рік тому +4

    3:13 Game

  • @chrisidornigie
    @chrisidornigie 7 місяців тому +2

    The biggest insult was from FX with how they ended the show…

  • @JohnSchafer-rs2nh
    @JohnSchafer-rs2nh 7 місяців тому

    Phraseing😂

  • @MaPaulienaSSugui
    @MaPaulienaSSugui 2 місяці тому

    Cosmotinis

  • @Hot_cheeto_puffs
    @Hot_cheeto_puffs 4 місяці тому

    Pam and cyril is confusing but Cheryl and pam is just right

  • @vf19blue
    @vf19blue Рік тому +6

    RIP Mallory

  • @TayoDrougas
    @TayoDrougas 4 місяці тому

    I AM COOLER THAN ARCHER I LOVE THIS SHOW THOUGH PUT ME IN IT

  • @Letsgetbacktobasics2024
    @Letsgetbacktobasics2024 6 місяців тому +1

    Lana is so attractive.

  • @dawnharper632
    @dawnharper632 7 місяців тому

    Why cant you play full episodes???

    • @mho...
      @mho... 4 місяці тому

      money

  • @stepheng1523
    @stepheng1523 Рік тому +4

    Juuuuust jackin it

  • @premmadison5232
    @premmadison5232 Рік тому +1

    Yknow..

  • @colinbrown3170
    @colinbrown3170 10 місяців тому

    Fairytale, um phrasing "

  • @slickusaf78
    @slickusaf78 4 місяці тому

    The best seasons had the meanest insults..

  • @reginaldshort8486
    @reginaldshort8486 Рік тому +2

    Imagine if Archer was in the MCU. Can u imagine Mallory calling Fury up to see if he had any missions he needed to farm out while at the same time trying to seduce him?

  • @ericgonzalez934
    @ericgonzalez934 11 місяців тому

    🧿👃🧿
    🪬👄🔊 Damm that was a burn

  • @Dollar_Store_Cacodemon
    @Dollar_Store_Cacodemon 7 місяців тому

    Some great flashbacks to the earlier seasons. Shame the series went out on such a sad whimper with that god awful season 14.

  • @Omicronthewiperofyouknow...
    @Omicronthewiperofyouknow... 3 місяці тому

    People that tag are thieves. They mark their victims with the tags. The same way in which people that salute strangers are thieves. They do it so that when they enter someone's house, if they get caught by someone, they can say they are friends.

  • @stevepayeur173
    @stevepayeur173 9 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KimberlyMyers-s3f
    @KimberlyMyers-s3f 4 місяці тому

    Taylor Daniel Martin Jose Young Lisa

  • @nhenry4486
    @nhenry4486 Рік тому

    Wtf aqua dress

  • @johninsalisbury2010
    @johninsalisbury2010 9 місяців тому

    mature content? Never....

  • @user-wg3wj6ur9z
    @user-wg3wj6ur9z 7 місяців тому

    They could never make a show this good anymore the left has no sense of humor.

  • @myriam8941
    @myriam8941 Рік тому +2

    Archer is amazing but I can’t get over the misogyny in this show

    • @maxxymrice6200
      @maxxymrice6200 Рік тому +13

      Strong independent women and a gender balanced cast?

    • @samanthaB98
      @samanthaB98 Рік тому +9

      i think the misogynist characters are being made fun of

    • @maxxymrice6200
      @maxxymrice6200 Рік тому +14

      Archer's like Johnny Bravo, the main character is a misogynist, but the show is full of strong competent independent women who act as great role models.

    • @njambs-tm5pt
      @njambs-tm5pt Рік тому +6

      Ugh! The use types always have to show up and ruin everything! 😰

    • @coachleif
      @coachleif Рік тому +7

      comments like these are why we can't have nice things...

  • @JebronLames9612
    @JebronLames9612 9 місяців тому

    I hate archer so much! 😡

  • @Homeward2019
    @Homeward2019 Рік тому

    None of these clips are funny.

  • @DeuCyJUIcY22
    @DeuCyJUIcY22 Місяць тому +2

    Best one in the whole series is when Archer finds his mom doin the dirty deed to herself, she says “take a shower, you smell like a fish.” He replies “OK (your own fingers)”

  • @Ugly_Tsarevich
    @Ugly_Tsarevich 3 місяці тому +3

    RIP Jessica Walters

  • @soaringscott5635
    @soaringscott5635 Рік тому +3

    It is a shame how they ruined this series over the last few years. It is just awful now.