Charlie’s username penguinz0 originates from his club penguin account of the same name he used to hire child soldiers and convert them to flat-earth theory.
The real conspiracy: Charlie is trying to grow his hair out long enough to make it into a full body tuxedo over his white t-shirt. His final penguinz0 form if you will. And quite possibly the largest penguin in the world.
theory: the video never existed and charlie's developed paranoid schizophrenia from watching too many Karen videos and he imagines that someone made an antisemitic video about him
Let's give it go then.. Penguin's are black and white, MASON symbology! Pengu inz0 - Zion! Freemason Zionist! Also he looks like espionage Jewish women Sarah Silverman. Dun dun dunnnnn!!
This dude is actually making the argument that Charlie's normilizing porn. I cant even imagine how he'd react if he realized what boys in highschool talk about.
The video used to be on a channel called "Jeff Censored." It's deleted now, but it has been reuploaded to "Truth Reuploaded." Edit: The video is privated on Truth Reuploaded now, idk why
Theory: Charlie isn't actually a Penguin, but is actually a human being. I know, it's a stretch but maybe. Edit: Alright guys, I read your comments. it's just a theory, I know it's a huge stretch. but what if he was an actual human being?
The video that Charlie is looking for has the voice of youtuber JeffC aka "Jeff Censored!". So it was probably one of his videos or one of his small group. Please let him know, thanks.
@Karleen Cawranger you can clearly see in a shot around 4:20 that his whole "hair" only is attatched to the top and carefull spreading gives the illusion of normal hair.
So, in 9th grade, I met a friend in Science class, and in that same class we also talked about the Flat Earth Society. So, my friend is just really interested in science, and I had this idea to try and make a fake cult and put it online to see how many people would actually believe in it. The idea then came from my friend telling me about a planet called Haumea, which is an egg-shaped dwarf-planet in the outer reaches of the solar system that has an icy shell. Unfortunately, I never really got to pursue making this cult, but here's the idea: Our belief: The dwarf-planet Haumea, which is a dwarf-planet on the (it basically says everything I just said about it's location and features)... actually contains thee embryo of a space chicken that we have dubbed "Greg", who may or may not be God, and we believe that Greg will bring us salvation. In addition to that, we had the sacred greeting, where you use your right arm at an acute angle, pound your chest twice, then stick that same arm up (keeping it in a fist) with a 90 degree angle and saying Haumeawe. We also had the sacred text, the Haumeawe, which... spoke for Greg or something, I don't know. In addition to that, in the more underdeveloped stages, we also had a religious hierarchy, with it just being Ooloonian, with the higher ranks adding more ools to it (ooloonian, oolooloonian, ooloolooloonian, etc). The religion is called Haumeism, Haumeawe brothers. In addition to that, I also decided to come up with my own conspiracy theory later on, but also never really got it out there. Basically, the conspiracy theory centered around the idea that Africa actually doesn't exist. So, the evidence here was that, A. how may people that you know have actually BEEN to Africa? Here's the thing, the evidence is totally stupid, but at the same time, the Flat Earth Society exists. So, here's some other stuff: all humans/life supposedly came from Africa, now that sounds pretty suspicious, right? In addition to that, all these companies trying to raise money for African kids, it must be staged, as the government is using it to get income. Why don't we hear from the African kids after donating, huh? On top of that, we could also say that people who say they are from Africa were actually hired/brainwashed by the government to say/believe they are from Africa. Flights to Africa could just be staged as flights to Southern Europe. Also, Egypt still exists, but the rest of Africa doesn't. Overall, it isn't super well developed, but I feel like it's a dumb enough idea to make jokes about. Also, how could Africa possibly work if every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes? That's just not right. Please spread the word. Thank you.
There should also be different violent splits in the church, the main point of contention being: who came first, the chicken or the Gregg? Furthermore, is there an actual copy of the Haumeawe, and can I have it? I will make it happily otherwise.
@@robertallan8035 I think we did go into different sects of Haumeism, although I can’t remember exactly what they were. That being said, we never actually did make a physical Haumeawe, so if you want to make one, go for it. That being said, I do remember that we had our hierarchy based on the amount of “ool”s in the title. For example: one role was Oolian, preacher of Greg, and then the highest was ooloolooloonian, servant of Greg. I have a whole discord server set up for it, although it’s not active at all
Maybe they just cartoon characters and wear the same outfit everyday. Charlie probably had a whole closet filled with neatly hanged white t-shirts. Lmao
I have a really good theory but it's a bit weird. My theory is that no conspiracy theories actually exist. By that I don't mean that the theories are all false, I just mean that they don't fucking exist whatsoever and are all figments of our combined imagination.
I love it man! lol also don't feel bad about not being able to keep up with pushing that conspiracy theory, I'm sure the people who actually do that sort of thing legitimately have monumentously more free time than someone like you or I. Plus you never know, maybe in a month or 6 months or a year from now you'll randomly be on the internet and stumble across some forum or thread and some dark corner of the internet and see what was your conspiracy theory being pushed by some other group of individuals who came across it and read it and took it as gospel truth. lol either way though dude, I love your content and I've been a big fan for a long time now. Keep doing what you're doing and working hard to pump out what has become your unique and specific personal brand of comedy and content. I know personally that as long as you keep creating it I'll definitely keep watching it. And I'm sure the rest of your subscribers feel the same way, you know? Anyway though, I can't wait for the next video and I hope that you keep being successful and that your channel keeps growing. I've definitely been enjoying being able to witness the growth and progress of your channel and you as a content creator and being able to simply enjoy watching your journey as you evolve and change over time into the channel that you are now and to see your content go from what it was to being a lot more polished and professional and see you turn it into what it is now. So yeah, big fan and I really enjoy watching your content, can't wait to see you continue this journey and hopefully in a positive direction, keep up the hard work and keep doing what you're doing because you're definitely really good at it, and finally I hope that you continue to be successful and that you'll be able to essentially do this as a career basically and that we as your audience and subscribers will be able to continue to enjoy what you upload and create for as long as you're able to support yourself by doing it.
I remember way back when we didn't know what Charlie looked like, hell before we even knew his name was even Charlie, there was a conspiracy that Charlie was secretly a man-sized floating disembodied nipple. Man I miss those days...
Damn I wish I lived through those times. The first video of Charlie I ever discovered was the Hunger Games one by which time people had already been pretty familiar with his face
Found the thumbnail, it links the video but it's the same that was taken down. twitter.com/freeradiorevolu/status/1107018382107443201 _Update:_ I managed to grab a wayback link to the original video as well, however the video is still not viewable: web.archive.org/web/20200830020849if_/ua-cam.com/video/IxuyDrR_pho/v-deo.html I've tried a couple of methods to retrieve the video manually but nothing has been successful thus far. I wouldn't hold my breath on retrieving this video from any of the existing links though.
The video was called "penguinz0 EXPOSED!! Normalizing Porn Consumption!!" by Jeff Censored. He has a Patreon with a link to the video, but I don't know if it was uploaded there or if it's just a link to the UA-cam video, which was taken down. I'm not pledging money to him to find out. He's a horrible person that doesn't deserve any support.
Actual truth of Charlie: he’s an escaped clone of Keanu Reeves that was mistaken for an escaped Elon musk clone so now he looks fairly similar to Keanu Reeves and knows how to run a business while having a good time like Elon don’t let the truth be silenced make Charlie show is the clone factories
Dumbass question but what’s the big deal behind your profile picture and why do a lot of people have it? It looks like Deus ex mixed with a little keanu reeves and a Series 800 Model 101 Terminator. What are the benefits of his glasses, do they provide some AR visuals for him? Or is it just too damn sunny in that one direction he’s looking at? I just need answers is all, thank you.
I am dying and by the time you read this, I might as well be dead. I will never know the legend behind the Adam Jensen looking terminator. Please tell my wife that-....
If I'm reading between the lines right... Charlie wants help spreading his conspiracy theory to decouple Karens and the like from the caustic teet of Facebook.
So, Reddit did it's thing and someone actually found the video. Here is link: www.reddit.com/r/Cr1TiKaL/comments/ijp43j/the_video_cr1tikal_was_talking_about_has_been/? Edit: So it seems that the video is listed as private... i guess that people weren't prepared for the truth
Netherium thats not true, to a point. If your video gets through then yes its about watch times, but things like conspiracies stop you from getting through as such, so nothing matters, youre fucked
And his hair is getting longer! Come on, changes like that aren't natural! And even if a person's hair could get longer over time, SOMEHOW, men aren't naturally able to have long hair! He's using some kind of artificial means to make his hair longer! Or maybe it's an illusion, created by some type of cleverly disguised article of clothing on his head! WaKE uP, sHeEpLe! (Just in case someone takes all that seriously because this is the internet, I'm gonna go ahead and clearly state that the above paragraph was a joke.)
He was on to something, Penguinz0 stands for: P I E Promote N pro-gay G pro-interracial I Hentai U to destroy I the modern world N But hey Z that’s just a theory 0 A GAME THEORY
A bit out of place here, but I remember listening to this as I was speeding back from California to Las Vegas. I had spent all day at a festival and got news that one of our best friends we hadn't seen in almost two years was in remission and at our house. I left the festival early and was dog shit tired but had to get back to Nevada asap. I had a few podcasts downloaded and this one in particular is the one I remember most. This helped me stay awake and laugh the whole way. Hearing the audio brought back great memories.
Theory: A homeless man broke into Charlie's house, murdered him, and took over his UA-cam channel. Think about it: why else would Charlie refuse for years on end to get a haircut like a normal civilized human? Because if he gets a haircut we'll be able to tell it isn't Charlie! It's the only explanation! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
You are the sheeple! You assume that he is the homless psychotic man . But in reality he is an alternate universe Charlie , he does not belong in this lifetime . The original Charlie was taken captive years ago when he went on vacation he is being held in cryogenic stasis in an unknown dimension. Charlie #2's planet core was failing, so they opened up a Portal and sent him here out of desperation. 🌎 You have no idea what your talking about . Stop being controlled by what media tells you sheeple . You have small brain , I have big brain . Get with the times stop living in fantasy. And start living in reality.
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Cr1tikal has some guts to be calling out penguinz0 like this.
Yeah the balls on him, I'd wonder who'd win a fight between Cr1tikal and penguinz0
Wait till Charlie exposes both of them.
Lol
Can't wait for Shade to expose all of them, they should be prepared.
@@kobi-wanaenobi7080 man, don't even get me started with what Big Moist will do to them
Theory: penguinz0 is secretly moist cr1tikal
Take this down NOW
dude the FBI are going to come for you, take this down, quick!
Impossible
I'm crying and shaking rn, THIS IS NOT TRUE
Wow I would've never thought
Theory: Charlie, penguin0, and Cr1tikal are in fact triplets masquerading as a single guy.
haha now you have a reply
haha now you have a reply
haha now you have a reply
name haha now YOU have a reply
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Haha now u technically didn’t broke the chain bc u still put “haha now”
Charlie’s username penguinz0 originates from his club penguin account of the same name he used to hire child soldiers and convert them to flat-earth theory.
HEY! that was MY account and you left out they were not hired they were enslaved if you want to expose someone do it properly please.
Fun fact
they had us in the first half not gonna lie
Lets go child labor forceee
Wow
Charlie: *Wears White T-shirt*
Conspiracy Theorist: "Ah yes, the color of the Jews."
M jews
Don’t you know? Jews became white people as soon as they started becoming successful in the west.
Doesn't he kinda look like Hitler evolved lol.
Daily Bassist until someone’s calling them white negatively
Nah thats the color of the French w their white flags
The real conspiracy:
Charlie is trying to grow his hair out long enough to make it into a full body tuxedo over his white t-shirt. His final penguinz0 form if you will. And quite possibly the largest penguin in the world.
Well considering his imposing frame, I doubt he would be the "largest" penguin
Charlie is not a small man, he is a big penguin
ua-cam.com/video/h9uGJpUo08w/v-deo.html
*Flashbacks to the movie tusk*
he's trying to become bayonetta (since she uses her hair as her outfit and to summon demons)
It is HILARIOUS that Charlie's defense against being called a conspirator is that he's already tried it and it was too much work
I think i found the video
ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
shridhar bhat you evil soulless monster
@@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere XcQ
shridhar bhat haha how original and funny. Guys rick roll! That’s the whole joke! Laugh please!
Shut up Brejhedohndbhg
Theory: Charile is basically a shared mental construct that we all created together. He is basically everything we think but with no filter.
Best
HMMMMMMMM
Based
Charlie doesnt exist. were all schizophrenic laughing at our screens that arent turned on.
Plot twist: The video in question never actually existed and Charlie is just doing this to bait his viewers into making that exact video.
106 likes and no comments?
@@shamers07 hmmm the illuminati wont fool us again
theory: the video never existed and charlie's developed paranoid schizophrenia from watching too many Karen videos and he imagines that someone made an antisemitic video about him
Let's give it go then.. Penguin's are black and white, MASON symbology! Pengu inz0 - Zion! Freemason Zionist! Also he looks like espionage Jewish women Sarah Silverman. Dun dun dunnnnn!!
Whatever dude, obvious zionist shill copypasta
Charlie’s eyebrows look like he shaved them, painted new ones on, and let them grow back over the drawn on ones
That was weirdly specific how do y’all come up with these roasts
yes
r/rareinsults
Pradyumn Singh r/ihavereddit
Ha!
"Relying on his Lesbians to get off"
Wait, Charlie _HAS_ Lesbians? Now that's a Chad move.
He keeps them in his attic
but he also sleeps in his attic so it checks out
Im one of the lesbians i can confirm
@@golf2185 blink twice if you need saving
@@golf2185 Does Charlie pay you well?
I thought by the title this was his announcement that he’s joining only fans.
If only : /
Life is full of disappointment.. But this one is too much to handle. Goodbye world.
@@teaguns4438 i'll uh, see you around, jimmy. where you going?
exposed conspiracies
no exposed ass cheeks :(
*hoped, not thought
All jokes aside, this man is one of the few people who can never be cancelled
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This dude is actually making the argument that Charlie's normilizing porn. I cant even imagine how he'd react if he realized what boys in highschool talk about.
I don't want to imagine what he thinks about xbox live and normalizing fucking friend's mom
@@goddamnarshia as the great Justin Timberlake once said: "iT wOUld Be aN HoNour to BE yOuR NeW sTepFaTHerrr"
I’ve never talked about porn to anyone In Hs lol
I learned what "cüm" meant from a discussion about DBZ hentai when I was 12. Porn is übernormal.
It's too late porn is already normal it was done before he was even born with nudy mags like playboy. lol
Charlie: *wears white shirt*
Conspiracy Theorists: *i n t e r e s t i n g*
LivinTrashCan, hmmm yes white shirt
Game Theory: Is there a secret behind to Charlie wearing this white shirt in every video of his?!
Why the hell do I see that Killua profile picture everywhere
LivinTrashCan bruh
When you see: 👍999th
Me: My time has come
The video used to be on a channel called "Jeff Censored." It's deleted now, but it has been reuploaded to "Truth Reuploaded."
Edit: The video is privated on Truth Reuploaded now, idk why
ua-cam.com/video/ZR_rpea5ES0/v-deo.html Yup Adam found it
We need to get this pinned!
It's even got the thumbnail haha
Senketsu Fi Doing the lord’s work ;0
SupremeLordCommander for part 2
Theory: Charlie isn't actually a Penguin, but is actually a human being. I know, it's a stretch but maybe.
Edit: Alright guys, I read your comments. it's just a theory, I know it's a huge stretch. but what if he was an actual human being?
He may be. But what if he was not just moist, but critically moist?
vincent dark dude jesus christ calm down
Again with these morons😔 I bet you believe the earth isnt in the shape of a velociraptor.
You damned genius you might be onto something
LIES
It was a matter of time until they exposed the guy who starred in Hunger Games.
Dean Contreras, remember, he’s also the chess guy
Bruh I knew he looked familiar
Bipolar Bear The character that Charlie played
@@bipolarbear9952 I think he looks like the character he played, silly
@@Psilocybin1015 LOL! Sorry, deleted my ignorant comment once I saw his "I Was In The Hunger Games" video in my que. LMAO!!! Charlie is legendary!
I can’t believe this Penguinz0 guy. I’m glad we got Cr1tikal exposing these losers
Critical and penguin are the same 1
Wtf!!!!! (What the frijoles) not true!!!!!!11!
Joe M that’s dumb I don’t see how u made that correlation
@@HamChex this guy is correct. Your all am stupidhead for not knowing that charlie, cr1tikal and pengzuinz0 is the same person
woosh if gay I’m not a stupid head !! >:(
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I never thought I would hear a man say in the most depressed, defeated tone "every day going through the same routine; consuming his porn".
Charlie is just mad he didn’t come up with this theory himself.
How do you know he didn't
The video that Charlie is looking for has the voice of youtuber JeffC aka "Jeff Censored!". So it was probably one of his videos or one of his small group. Please let him know, thanks.
Critikal: makes a conspiracy to scare people off the internet
also Critikal: “hmmm why is no one spreading this online”
catbug
Exposed 2.0 ua-cam.com/video/-c0vQPY5kZA/v-deo.html know you love it
@@paddymills heck yeah
please make this conspiracy real so we get karens and etc off the internet
@@paddymills I hope Charlie finds that
"Penguinz0 Exposed" sounds like a good name for Charlie's onlyfans
plot twist it's just antarctican animal abuse
Turns out its just her doing and selling juuls
@@fattyman445simp4 her?
@@Nabooze thonk
@@troliskimosko lolll
Conspiracy Theory: Charlie's shirt isn't actually white
Conspiracy theorie: that shirt isn't a shirt. That's just really loose skin
and his name isnt actually Charles White? Cmon..
There's a Tom Scott video exactly about that named "What Color Is My Hoodie?": ua-cam.com/video/HeKuX063bcs/v-deo.html
Its a black shirt covered in his baby juices
OK NOW THIS IS TOO FAR
Theory: Charlies hair is long to hide that he's balding.
@Karleen Cawranger you can clearly see in a shot around 4:20 that his whole "hair" only is attatched to the top and carefull spreading gives the illusion of normal hair.
@@akiraakiraakiraakira ah yes
Misanthropy in HD
Lol who cares. You guys are crazy 😆
@@MMAGamblingTips that's just what Chuck wants us to think.
@@ShmuckLord385 If that's his real name 🤨
If he stops wearing a white shirt, and starts wearing a black shirt continuing, what will happen?
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world domination
Racism will he cured
If that happened, he would make an edgy TikToc account
@government of russia literally no grammar, whatsoever.
Theory: Charlie is actually john wick
Moist wick
And Jesus
no Bcs his dogs hate Keanu reeves
So true👀
Floop thats why he’s undercover
i like to imagine he has like five closets full of identical white shirts and a secret stash in the woods in case the closets are compromised
Only charlie conspiracy i’ll believe is that he is actually standing up on his chair instead of sitting.
NOOOO💀💀💀💀
Haha
He changed timelines and has residual memories of a different world
Maybe it was real and cr1tikal deleted it or watever tf he is called today 😅
It must be the berestein bears timeline charlie.
I think Sern has catched On to what Charlie has been doing with that microwave
@@e0z048 Steins:gate or wierd fetish?
@@potat0a1m26 are u an organization spy?
Thank you Cr1tikal for exposing the awful man called “Penguinz0”, what an awful person
Yeah what an globalist
Just wait till Cr1tikal finds out about this guy charlie
Penguinz0 may be an awful person but I do be doing pushups tho
But Charlie is penguinz duhh
This is for your r/wooosh needs you nerds
@@poppaduck4686 you ruined the joke.
Theory: Charlie; MoistCr1tikal; and Penquinz are all in a sexual relationship
😳
I need a vid of that
These are facts.
video proof or it didnt happen
This is the greatest threesome of All Time
Charlie laughs it off but low-key he is worried someone caught onto his plan
I hope this is a joke
I Am we don’t joke like that here. Please educate yourself 😒
I Am - We’re not joking; the enlightened ones know the truth
Just another Sword Hilt you are weird people
@@IAm-dm3ej you don't understand, you just don't get it
Theory: penguinz0 is actually moist critical disguised as Charlie
:o
What about genghis swan? He’s connected somehow
@@popoguy7287 no no no I think you mean monster
@@sponge1478 Zitler*
that a bit far fetched
Theory: Penguinz0 is actually Ghengis Swan.
No way
Tralse
I'm just saying, we never saw Charlie and Genghis Swan in the same room
mmmmhhhh
It's not a real conspiracy theory until it has a Facebook page.
@@baron.whimsy you bring up a very good point
Theory: He's jesus christ's step-bro
What are you doing stepbro
@@cakewhy4223 paryer
@@cakewhy4223 I saw that edit
@@professionalbozo4396 oh step bro, pray for me I'm stuck
@@cakewhy4223 not that, you said paryer originally
"Its like trying to track down the original Ten Commandments." Obviously you wouldn't have any trouble doing that. You're Jesus.
Moses got them , not Jesus
@@MarseloConocelo but according to the New Testament he is the son of God so I don’t think he would had so much problem finding that
@@mauterra1837 okay but the ten commandments were made 1,300 years before Jesus was born
@@MarseloConocelo and?
Woah I read this right in time of charlie saying it
Me: not fully paying attention the video.
Charlie: "interracial lesbian porn"
Me: proceed Charlie im listening.
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Thank me later
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Don’t worry guys it’s not Charlie it’s penguinz0 with a capital P
N-Word not you agaib
N-Word please don’t contact me again
@N-Word N WORD COUNTER TOTAL: 489
N-Word it’s really sad how hard you try but I honestly get it but the tactic is fucking pathetic man.
Get my hedgehog to 69k JSJJSJSJSJS
Theory: penguinz0 is secretly GreaseBall
Theory: Penguinz0 is Cr1ticalmoist
@@donnieboi4251 no fucking way
I don’t understand why everyone is so worried, he’s just trying to expose penguinz0, not Charlie
Nice one
thank god, I hate that penguinz0 guy
When there's no one doing drama videos on you so you expose yourself
*monotone voice* "Whats up everybody, it's crit1kal"
@@CharlieLannister I am watching Charlie, he uses penguinz0's account for youtube. so dumb
I remember someone on Tumblr years ago theorized that Charlie was a physicist because he mentioned covalent bonds
@Adam Conn Why pay attention in class when you can just make up your own crackpot reality?
Not a chemist?
😅 do be like that
That would be chemistry not physics
@Adam Conn AmERiCaN ejOOcAtUn
That guy’s theory sounds like what a GTA5 character would say. The logical hoops he had to jump through reminds me of what is a circus
Sounds like Lester’s rants
ua-cam.com/video/h9uGJpUo08w/v-deo.html
Musketz0 don’t advertise on other people’s channels without their permission man
So, in 9th grade, I met a friend in Science class, and in that same class we also talked about the Flat Earth Society. So, my friend is just really interested in science, and I had this idea to try and make a fake cult and put it online to see how many people would actually believe in it. The idea then came from my friend telling me about a planet called Haumea, which is an egg-shaped dwarf-planet in the outer reaches of the solar system that has an icy shell. Unfortunately, I never really got to pursue making this cult, but here's the idea:
Our belief: The dwarf-planet Haumea, which is a dwarf-planet on the (it basically says everything I just said about it's location and features)... actually contains thee embryo of a space chicken that we have dubbed "Greg", who may or may not be God, and we believe that Greg will bring us salvation. In addition to that, we had the sacred greeting, where you use your right arm at an acute angle, pound your chest twice, then stick that same arm up (keeping it in a fist) with a 90 degree angle and saying Haumeawe. We also had the sacred text, the Haumeawe, which... spoke for Greg or something, I don't know. In addition to that, in the more underdeveloped stages, we also had a religious hierarchy, with it just being Ooloonian, with the higher ranks adding more ools to it (ooloonian, oolooloonian, ooloolooloonian, etc). The religion is called Haumeism, Haumeawe brothers.
In addition to that, I also decided to come up with my own conspiracy theory later on, but also never really got it out there. Basically, the conspiracy theory centered around the idea that Africa actually doesn't exist. So, the evidence here was that, A. how may people that you know have actually BEEN to Africa? Here's the thing, the evidence is totally stupid, but at the same time, the Flat Earth Society exists. So, here's some other stuff: all humans/life supposedly came from Africa, now that sounds pretty suspicious, right? In addition to that, all these companies trying to raise money for African kids, it must be staged, as the government is using it to get income. Why don't we hear from the African kids after donating, huh? On top of that, we could also say that people who say they are from Africa were actually hired/brainwashed by the government to say/believe they are from Africa. Flights to Africa could just be staged as flights to Southern Europe. Also, Egypt still exists, but the rest of Africa doesn't. Overall, it isn't super well developed, but I feel like it's a dumb enough idea to make jokes about.
Also, how could Africa possibly work if every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes? That's just not right. Please spread the word. Thank you.
Hey,... Can I join your cult?
@@tayzatun6351 Yes.
Our saviour... *GREG IN THE EGG*
There should also be different violent splits in the church, the main point of contention being: who came first, the chicken or the Gregg? Furthermore, is there an actual copy of the Haumeawe, and can I have it? I will make it happily otherwise.
@@robertallan8035 I think we did go into different sects of Haumeism, although I can’t remember exactly what they were. That being said, we never actually did make a physical Haumeawe, so if you want to make one, go for it. That being said, I do remember that we had our hierarchy based on the amount of “ool”s in the title. For example: one role was Oolian, preacher of Greg, and then the highest was ooloolooloonian, servant of Greg. I have a whole discord server set up for it, although it’s not active at all
charlie’s beard is growing now. look out guys.
Oh Ya
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kermalgam He’s cookin’ now!
Woah
impossible
I have this theory: Charlie's white shirt is actually part of his body.
🅱️
he fused with it and he's is now technically a cyborg
@N-Word good for you
I second this theory
Well, his name is literally Charlie White, so maybe its part of his superhero costume
Most people would be like: "Don't believe what they said about me" and Charlie is chilling telling us to spread the conspiracy, gold.
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Theory: Charlie is actually 6'5 but he has a shrink ray so he doesn't scare anyone.
David Dobrik only wears black t-shirts and Charlie only wears white t-shirts. clearly the ying and yang of our generation
Ew, a David Dobrik fan.
Dobrik is for basic white people
da420 wizard nah his fan base are mostly teenage girls who are closet simps lmfaoo
Perfectly balanced, as all things should
Be
Maybe they just cartoon characters and wear the same outfit everyday. Charlie probably had a whole closet filled with neatly hanged white t-shirts. Lmao
If you are gay, hit the like button ;)
The best conspiracy
Tropic Zalrak conspiracies only have some truth to them. This is more of a factual statement
Why do you think he keeps his hands under the desk in most of his videos?
@@sersageroll4027 if they only have some truth does it mean that he never wear pants?
Thats no a conspiracy thats a fact
The problem with Charlie’s theory is that the people who believe it won’t spread it for him, but instead just get off the internet.
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You expect too much from stupid people. They'll believe they aren't on the internet because they are using their phone
At least it keeps dumb facebook moms off the internet.
True
*Not a theory but a fact:*
Charlie is a reptile wearing human skin and he hides the zip under his hair
duh
duh
Rawr, lizard daddy
@Julio Paulino DONT LET THE PUBLIC KNOW!
That’s why he’s so short, he couldn’t find enough skin and had to make do
Penguinz0: “Who are you?”
Cr1tikal: “I am you, but better”
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Why are his locks so luscious looking today
Cause they are dry
He washed it for once
L’Oreal
Simp
Don't be gay
the conspiracy theory’s source: just trust me bro
To be fair that's how all conspiracy theories start lmao
😂😂😂😂😂 THATS so funny
Uh ok fight me
Theory: Keanu is disguised as "Charlie."
what about charlie that they put in the video on the bottom left
this video made me realize i've never seen charlie in anything other than a white shirt
He wore a fursuit in one of the first videos that showed his face
He wore a white shirt with black writing
he only wore a apron on his insta one time no homo
Wait does he only have white tees
More proof that he's Jesus.
Jesus wore simple clothing
Theory: Charlie wasn't actually in Hunger Games.
Plot twist: Charlie is actually Katniss Everdeen.
Are you on drugs I’ve seen the movie over 100 times I’m pretty sure he is in it
Blasphemy
@@Trillagydragon You should have watched it over 1000 times.
how dare you speak such filth.
charlie's microphone plug is proof that he is a intergalactic warlord cyclops being that wants to take over and destroy the milky way
He isn't getting my milk
wish if somebody will take the bait in this comment it would be so hilarious
*THEORY* Charlie is actually a mind altering being and we believe his lies.
He's an SCP
Facts!
I have a really good theory but it's a bit weird. My theory is that no conspiracy theories actually exist. By that I don't mean that the theories are all false, I just mean that they don't fucking exist whatsoever and are all figments of our combined imagination.
I can’t believe they would say that about Watto, literally shaking and crying rn
So this is what Watto did after Attack of the Clones.
I love it man! lol also don't feel bad about not being able to keep up with pushing that conspiracy theory, I'm sure the people who actually do that sort of thing legitimately have monumentously more free time than someone like you or I. Plus you never know, maybe in a month or 6 months or a year from now you'll randomly be on the internet and stumble across some forum or thread and some dark corner of the internet and see what was your conspiracy theory being pushed by some other group of individuals who came across it and read it and took it as gospel truth. lol either way though dude, I love your content and I've been a big fan for a long time now. Keep doing what you're doing and working hard to pump out what has become your unique and specific personal brand of comedy and content. I know personally that as long as you keep creating it I'll definitely keep watching it. And I'm sure the rest of your subscribers feel the same way, you know? Anyway though, I can't wait for the next video and I hope that you keep being successful and that your channel keeps growing. I've definitely been enjoying being able to witness the growth and progress of your channel and you as a content creator and being able to simply enjoy watching your journey as you evolve and change over time into the channel that you are now and to see your content go from what it was to being a lot more polished and professional and see you turn it into what it is now. So yeah, big fan and I really enjoy watching your content, can't wait to see you continue this journey and hopefully in a positive direction, keep up the hard work and keep doing what you're doing because you're definitely really good at it, and finally I hope that you continue to be successful and that you'll be able to essentially do this as a career basically and that we as your audience and subscribers will be able to continue to enjoy what you upload and create for as long as you're able to support yourself by doing it.
I thought Charlie was gonna claim the conspiracy theory was that his legs aren't actually toothpicks. Ain't fooling me though.
If this dude was an anime
He would be a filler episode villain
He deserves more justice, he'd be the main antagonist in a JoJo part
He needs to embrace the 6 paths of pain.
@@ceoofprosciutto235 same differance
You mean *Aramaru?*
@@ceoofprosciutto235 He's the true main villain of part 8
Pretty weird day to wear a white t-shirt charlie.
What did I miss?
Why?
Lol I just noticed he wears the same outfit on every video. It took me soo long to notice.
@@samjr1151 I've been calling him Andrew WK for a while because that's his thing too.
I used to have a black t shirt that I used as a cum rag and it is white now
Rest in Peace Supreme lord commander
I remember way back when we didn't know what Charlie looked like, hell before we even knew his name was even Charlie, there was a conspiracy that Charlie was secretly a man-sized floating disembodied nipple. Man I miss those days...
It's so weird to think once that suddenly seeing his face was a big deal lol - can't imagine the channel without it now
No fucking way. That’s too dumb to be real
Damn I wish I lived through those times. The first video of Charlie I ever discovered was the Hunger Games one by which time people had already been pretty familiar with his face
@@MyNipplesArePointy it was insane. Nobody expected him to look like an instagram himbo. Nobody. I remember not believing its him lol
@@KOTEBANAROT Yeah I'm just looking at all the comments from his first face reveal video from 3 years ago and I'm having a wild fun reading them.
Found the thumbnail, it links the video but it's the same that was taken down.
twitter.com/freeradiorevolu/status/1107018382107443201
_Update:_
I managed to grab a wayback link to the original video as well, however the video is still not viewable:
web.archive.org/web/20200830020849if_/ua-cam.com/video/IxuyDrR_pho/v-deo.html
I've tried a couple of methods to retrieve the video manually but nothing has been successful thus far. I wouldn't hold my breath on retrieving this video from any of the existing links though.
Mr. Mendelli this needs to be higher up
Thx
The thumbnail looks like its made by 9 year olds
Bump
Yo, do not reverse search this using google holy shit
conspiracy: charlie made all of his videos on the channel in one day which is why he always has a white shirt in his videos
And his hair has supernatural growth
true, maybe blackmailed by the elite ? we will never know...
he never takes a bath
zmkYT He recorded first with long hair and then slowly cut it. Then he posted on the inverse order just to seem like the hair was growing
He has access to the Time Cube.
Theory: Charlie made all these videos in one day 1 year ago and has been releasing them one by one as the prediction overlord
Conspiracy: penguinz0 and moistcr1tikal share the same body
no penguinz0 is donald trump
@@louie9355 no it's Wide Putin
Exposed 2.0 ua-cam.com/video/-c0vQPY5kZA/v-deo.html know you love it
Holy shit Penguinz0 is Cr1tikaL THIS IS INSANE never would've thought, guess he was finally exposed
@Christy M HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?!?!?!?
@@tamonk9054 charlie's full name is charlie white . And penguinz0 and moistcr1tikal and charlie all wear white shirts . Conincidence
I think not
TaMonk thres actually a fourth secret brother, he goes by the name of pussymoistener69
Do you know the name of the guy who wears the black shirt?
@@ferchango6359 I think thats Charles
The video was called "penguinz0 EXPOSED!! Normalizing Porn Consumption!!" by Jeff Censored. He has a Patreon with a link to the video, but I don't know if it was uploaded there or if it's just a link to the UA-cam video, which was taken down.
I'm not pledging money to him to find out. He's a horrible person that doesn't deserve any support.
Well, you’ve provided more than enough information to make finding it possible for people. Good detective work
only took minutes
we need charlie to see this
I was looking for it on Bitchute, but that video isn't there. Too bad.
www.bitchute.com/channel/44Pfs0H6bQl9/
@@KinreeveNaku Get them UA-cam academics on it. I need to see this.
Poor Watto man, he just wants to do honest business, and people accuse him of normalising porn :(
The sentences this man formulates are truly succulent.
Indeed.
69 likes
Not as succulent as this absolute genius ua-cam.com/video/ZR_rpea5ES0/v-deo.html
Braden Merriman you found it you beautiful son of a bitch
Why is the supreme leader talking about our plans in public?
To recruit.
Shhh
Reverse psychology brother
Now that the dark plots are being exposed, he has no choice but to deny.
Actual truth of Charlie: he’s an escaped clone of Keanu Reeves that was mistaken for an escaped Elon musk clone so now he looks fairly similar to Keanu Reeves and knows how to run a business while having a good time like Elon don’t let the truth be silenced make Charlie show is the clone factories
reddit
Where's the funny?
keanu reeves elon musk chungus reddit moment!!!!!!!!!
OMG WHOLESOME 100 KEANU CHUNGUS EVERYONE LIKED THAT CAREFULLY HES A HERO 69 NICE. SO TRUE!!!
I'd have preferred to drip lemon juice in my urethra than to have read this
That quote at the start is so gold that not even pure gold can compete
I have a theory that Charlie just made this all up to promote his podcast.
I have a theory that he’s only addressing it because it’s obviously true
Charlie’s comment section is the most beautiful thing on the planet.
i love you son, proud of you.
Dumbass question but what’s the big deal behind your profile picture and why do a lot of people have it? It looks like Deus ex mixed with a little keanu reeves and a Series 800 Model 101 Terminator. What are the benefits of his glasses, do they provide some AR visuals for him? Or is it just too damn sunny in that one direction he’s looking at? I just need answers is all, thank you.
I am dying and by the time you read this, I might as well be dead. I will never know the legend behind the Adam Jensen looking terminator. Please tell my wife that-....
ua-cam.com/video/h9uGJpUo08w/v-deo.html
@@nateg7384 it looks like deus ex cuz it's jc denton, the protag from the original deus ex lol
Charlie's left bicep has entered the chat.
My god, look at it. What a specimen.
red x17 ok
Oh god now im imagining things
"It was a narrative so unhinged it makes a Hideo Kojima plot look like child's play to decipher."
That's going on the quote wall
Theory: Charlie is actually a cartoon character who has a whole closet full of white and black t-shirts
he posted a photo of his wardrobe on his ig. all white t-shirts
rmmm0r I didn’t know that lol
If I'm reading between the lines right... Charlie wants help spreading his conspiracy theory to decouple Karens and the like from the caustic teet of Facebook.
So, Reddit did it's thing and someone actually found the video. Here is link: www.reddit.com/r/Cr1TiKaL/comments/ijp43j/the_video_cr1tikal_was_talking_about_has_been/?
Edit: So it seems that the video is listed as private... i guess that people weren't prepared for the truth
Wow
You're a hero, time to expose Penguin0Z to be an actual dictator in north Korea
if this rick rolls me imma commit ALT+F4
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Reddit comments are great
His names was Jeff censored and he “died” 2 days before Christmas 2020
good
@Clapping Succubi Cheeks yes
Charlie doesn’t give a crap about search engine optimization. That’s why he’s awesome
That doesn't matter much anymore, it's all about watch time and click through rate, which he does a damn good job at
Netherium seo doesn’t matter anymore? You gotta be joking
@@saucybeer much*
explain?
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Netherium thats not true, to a point. If your video gets through then yes its about watch times, but things like conspiracies stop you from getting through as such, so nothing matters, youre fucked
The real conspiracy is that Charlie's eyebrows keep getting thicker in each video.
And his hair is getting longer! Come on, changes like that aren't natural! And even if a person's hair could get longer over time, SOMEHOW, men aren't naturally able to have long hair! He's using some kind of artificial means to make his hair longer! Or maybe it's an illusion, created by some type of cleverly disguised article of clothing on his head! WaKE uP, sHeEpLe!
(Just in case someone takes all that seriously because this is the internet, I'm gonna go ahead and clearly state that the above paragraph was a joke.)
At least we know he's got hair and isn't swinging to the other side of the scale
If you know what i mean
The Reptilian Jewish Cabal keeps replacing him with clones.
Wake up sheeple!!!!
/s
*And no ones talking about your pfp??*
@@joshriley2936 he's actually a woman
0:05 Charlie's left eyebrow attemps to escape from his face
6:24 Both eyebrows try to escape
Thanks, now I can't unsee it.
Proof that he is trying to break free from his program
Just realized I can't lift my left eyebrow I might be having a stroke
Rip Jeff C
whats so crazy about this theory? all it says is that...
-charlie likes porn
-charlie likes not being racist
-charlie talks about what he likes
-charlie wears white shirts
-charlie
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-Charlie also likes talking about jizzing his pants
I’m pretty sure he doesn’t watch pornography or said he didn’t, unless that was sarcasm
Conspiracy theory: Charlie, moist, and penguinz are the holy trinity
But what about crit1cal? The fourth member of the quadrinity!
How about genghis swan?
This guy sounds exactly how you'd expect a methed-out conspiracy theorist to sound.
He recently died of a brain aneurysm so...
@@okie_outlaw Are you serious
@@brendanmuller7301 as serious as a brain aneurysm, google Jeff C died
@@okie_outlaw oh really?
The man who made the video has passed away
@Rex yup, brain aneurysm
@Rex why? Listen to what he said.
He was on to something, Penguinz0 stands for:
P I
E Promote
N pro-gay
G pro-interracial
I Hentai
U to destroy
I the modern world
N But hey
Z that’s just a theory
0 A GAME THEORY
It all makes sense now
Pengiuinz0 ?
ua-cam.com/video/h9uGJpUo08w/v-deo.html
Makes sense
@@Cael.m3t since van ?
Conspiracy theory: Charlie is actually Jesus
That’s one I can get behind
The second coming of jesus
Did we not already agree that he is?
So he was right?
That true
A bit out of place here, but I remember listening to this as I was speeding back from California to Las Vegas. I had spent all day at a festival and got news that one of our best friends we hadn't seen in almost two years was in remission and at our house. I left the festival early and was dog shit tired but had to get back to Nevada asap. I had a few podcasts downloaded and this one in particular is the one I remember most. This helped me stay awake and laugh the whole way. Hearing the audio brought back great memories.
Theory: Dark Charlie has actually kidnapped Penguinz0, Moistcr1tikal, and Charlie and is now pretending to be all of them at once.
thank god for the brave people bringing light to the treacherous actions of the famous hunger games actor
Theory: A homeless man broke into Charlie's house, murdered him, and took over his UA-cam channel. Think about it: why else would Charlie refuse for years on end to get a haircut like a normal civilized human? Because if he gets a haircut we'll be able to tell it isn't Charlie! It's the only explanation! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
You are the sheeple! You assume that he is the homless psychotic man . But in reality he is an alternate universe Charlie , he does not belong in this lifetime . The original Charlie was taken captive years ago when he went on vacation he is being held in cryogenic stasis in an unknown dimension. Charlie #2's planet core was failing, so they opened up a Portal and sent him here out of desperation. 🌎 You have no idea what your talking about . Stop being controlled by what media tells you sheeple . You have small brain , I have big brain . Get with the times stop living in fantasy. And start living in reality.
Underrated
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@@carniferiferouspifferous9232 lol unexpected jojo
Charlie is a Nazarite.