Nothing like a Craig supercut to really make you feel some sort of way about being alive! I would love to have Eleanor as a speaker at uni, but I feel the energy of my thesis defense would be much more accurately captured by Craig's world-weariness.
When I first discovered Eleanor's channel, I had been dreaming about touring Scotland (I haven't yet, but I still will. Covid, a Germany trip, and a Prague trip got in the way.) I didn't realize that Craig was one character that she just ran with because he was hysterical. So I started to think all Scottish tour guides were like that and I got nervous. After watching 90% of Eleanor's content, I was reassured. If someone mocks me for my history-nerd ways, I'll take it with love. 😉
It’s what the people want. You’ll create many things in your life, but Craig the Tour Guide is canonical now - if you did nothing else, you’d have created Craig, and that’s an achievement you should genuinely be proud of. 10/10
This supercut is one extreme: piling together every Craig tour. I plan to go the other way and make my ringtone a deep sigh followed by "My name is Craig." It's nonsensical, but if you know, you know.
oh, there are at least two episodes missing, the Loch Ness tour and the one with run for your life from vampire brides (forgot the title (castle ravenloft)) edit: and both the zoo tour and westminster tour
So I'm watching Jurassic World, the faintest carnivorous has escaped and, all unbidden, "ma naeme is Crraig, I"m yer (giving up on the accent) your guide. All guests are bid to return to the hotels.. I your children are rolling across our lush meadows and sparkling streams in a glorified hamster ball, please see the grief counselors located in the Stardust Ballroom...."
I stopped off in Edinburgh recently on the way to the Scottish Highlands and Craig's guidance was very useful on letting me know which attractions to avoid. Thank you Craig for providing a valuable service!
All these Craig’s at once may be too much of a good thing. As I watch this, it is dawning on me that life is pointless. I should cancel all my travel plans and just go back to bed. Wake me up when the Big Whimper happens. Or not.
I don't understand why Craig can't seem to hold down a job. He speaks all the right words in the right order every time. His level of enthusiasm, while falling a little below the infectious, is certainly evident to all. If you want a subtle blend of well informed and sullen, he is your man every time. I rather fancy him as well. Must get a grip.
I hear you say "Edinboro" when you say "Edinburg." There's a town called Edinboro, with a university called Edinboro, south of where I live on the lakeshore in northwest Pennsylvania.
♥️How wonderful !!! Repeat viewing ensured ~ although the inaccurate subtitles get in the way. I can understand her without them, even though I haven't been back to Scotland since I was born there 76 years ago!🌲
Craig is, hands down, the most inspirational speaker on UA-cam
I've never seen Craig's hands but I guess they're down there somewhere.
"Charisma is such a curse" :( - Craig
I will make a provision for Eleanor to preside over my funeral. As Craig
It's Craig's raw passion and enthusiasm that get me every time. The man is a treasure.
CRAIG WAS PASSIONATE 10 YEARS AGO
This never gets old, historical, yes, but never old
Nothing like a Craig supercut to really make you feel some sort of way about being alive!
I would love to have Eleanor as a speaker at uni, but I feel the energy of my thesis defense would be much more accurately captured by Craig's world-weariness.
Really makes you feel some sort of way about being alive 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I first discovered Eleanor's channel, I had been dreaming about touring Scotland (I haven't yet, but I still will. Covid, a Germany trip, and a Prague trip got in the way.) I didn't realize that Craig was one character that she just ran with because he was hysterical. So I started to think all Scottish tour guides were like that and I got nervous. After watching 90% of Eleanor's content, I was reassured. If someone mocks me for my history-nerd ways, I'll take it with love. 😉
First!!! Came for the Craig, but stayed for the Craig... All the best from Canada, Eleanor!! You are a global treasure!
Cracks joke: 😊
*Silence* : 😠
As a tour guide it is safe to say that I find these videos a bit entertaining. Thanks for the content, mate
It’s what the people want. You’ll create many things in your life, but Craig the Tour Guide is canonical now - if you did nothing else, you’d have created Craig, and that’s an achievement you should genuinely be proud of. 10/10
Take over for David attenborough Craig!
I want to see Craig actually do this at a location. Eleanor, you have lightning in a bottle with this character.
Craig is a national treasure
This is something I didn't know I needed, but absolutely love.
This supercut is one extreme: piling together every Craig tour. I plan to go the other way and make my ringtone a deep sigh followed by "My name is Craig." It's nonsensical, but if you know, you know.
Thanks, Eleanor! Craig is so hilarious! 🤣💜
Please, don't ever stop doing your comedy. I need this.
This is perfect. It's a rainy and gloomy day here, all I needed was almost an hour of Craig
Yes, it’s my boy Craig. My spirit animal 🥹
oh, there are at least two episodes missing, the Loch Ness tour and the one with run for your life from vampire brides (forgot the title (castle ravenloft))
edit: and both the zoo tour and westminster tour
As a fellow tour guide, I know the feeling on bad tours.
If I ever do manage to afford a trip to Scotland, I'll be deeply disappointed if the one guided tour I take is on Craig's day off!
Go to Paisley, there are loads of Craigs. It might be it's biggest export since all the mills closed.
I did pour myself an overpriced whisky, thank you Craig for the validation!
I love Craigs enthusiasm!
Watching this late night and I realise Craig's commentary can work excellently as a sleep podcast.
You're from America. I don't give a f*ck! 😅😂 LMAO! Gotta love Craig 😊
So I'm watching Jurassic World, the faintest carnivorous has escaped and, all unbidden, "ma naeme is Crraig, I"m yer (giving up on the accent) your guide. All guests are bid to return to the hotels.. I your children are rolling across our lush meadows and sparkling streams in a glorified hamster ball, please see the grief counselors located in the Stardust Ballroom...."
Everything about this is wonderful.
I stopped off in Edinburgh recently on the way to the Scottish Highlands and Craig's guidance was very useful on letting me know which attractions to avoid. Thank you Craig for providing a valuable service!
I could watch Craig all day
The existence of this supercut Craig video strikes both fear and excitement into the sober mind of both tourists and travellers alike.
All these Craig’s at once may be too much of a good thing. As I watch this, it is dawning on me that life is pointless. I should cancel all my travel plans and just go back to bed. Wake me up when the Big Whimper happens. Or not.
You are getting me through the American Thanksgiving. I needed a good laugh. 🦃🦃🦃🦃🖖🏼🖖🏼
I would LOVE to have Craig guide me on a tour of a haggis manufacturing facility!
I'm not ashamed to say that, even as a straight man, I'm a wee bit in love with Craig.
I've seen a few of these tour videos before but until now I didn't realize it was the same Craig.
BRILLIANT! Thanks for the laughs ✌️
I don't understand why Craig can't seem to hold down a job. He speaks all the right words in the right order every time. His level of enthusiasm, while falling a little below the infectious, is certainly evident to all. If you want a subtle blend of well informed and sullen, he is your man every time. I rather fancy him as well. Must get a grip.
I've watched every one of these at least 20 times.
I want craig to be chair of history, so he holds a speech about a random historical event...
You are absolutely brilliant, Eleanor, I just love you! God bless your soul.
I'm pretty sure Craig was my guide at the Texas state Capitol several years back.
Thanks for making me laugh. You are so funny
PLEASE tell me you've read Stealing from Wizards. Your Craig and the Craig in the series are long-lost twins. 🤣
I think I’ll fall asleep listening to this tonight
I want Craig on all my tours!
I base my entire work ethic on Craig's demeanour
I love the lists!
If I go to Scotland and don’t get Craig for my tour guide I’m gonna be very disappointed
So, so, so good!
My favourite tour guide ever.
"Sound" is much more interesting word than "close".
I meant to say that the biggest and most ferocious of the dinosaurs has escaped...
Craig! Craig! Craig! Craig! Craig!
Who doesn't love Craig?
GINGERS
Dam that's one very hot Craig... Hello Scott land
Always hilarious 😂
Craig can't seem to keep a permanent job!.
''....this is what we're really like, so strap in..."
🎉she is 😂❤fantastic
I hear you say "Edinboro" when you say "Edinburg." There's a town called Edinboro, with a university called Edinboro, south of where I live on the lakeshore in northwest Pennsylvania.
I wonder what it was named after
I want to hear what Craig has to say on his wedding night.
I want to know if Craig would get his knob out 🤣🤣🤣
You are so funny .
I thought the guide might mention who the 1 o'clock gun gets aimed at each day. 😮
I don't know how you'd do it, but I would enjoy a Craig/Suzanne Primate crossover. Craig cares about historical accuracy and Suzanne does not at all.
aw yisss
Does this mean that Craig has led us through the entirety of Scottish history?
The content I knew I needed but didn't think I was ever gonna get.
... ... _Splashtastic._
I would be proud to have Craig as my offspring. That's not creepy to say.
If I wasn't married and twice your age I'd move to Scotland and win your heart.
❤
♥️How wonderful !!! Repeat viewing ensured ~ although the inaccurate subtitles get in the way. I can understand her without them, even though I haven't been back to Scotland since I was born there 76 years ago!🌲
But I made the subtitles :''''(
@@EleanorMortonable I'm so sorry 😢 I apologise profoundly ❤ I know that subtitles are necessary 🔮
Happy St Patrick's Day ☘️ I adore your work 🎉🎉🎉🎉
What’s available in the gift shop Craig ?
I am oddly attracted to Craig.
Does this mean we won't get more Craig videos?
Not at all! But I can't tell you when they'll appear...he's hard to pin down
JFC
Just fucking marry me already!!!
Come with me now? Now now now how about a little for play first?
Marry me, Eleanor!
You are too hard on your twin brother. Just because you've published so many books under loads of pseudonyms!
I'm sorry to sound like a creep, but she is heartbreakingly beautiful.