Could I Survive Every 5 Star Ultimate in Genshin Impact...
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- I Ranked Every 5 Star Genshin Characters Burst based on how likely I would survive them and the results were... surprising...
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Venti burst in lore is a black hole with his gnosis you would die if he had his gnosis you might not if he did not have his gnosis
I saw video like this before from Russian youtuber, but for all characters, not only 5st. Well, that was funny! 😅😅😅
Albedo btw will be in the next version in the alternative banner from mondstadt
8.00- 8.06 - wt...
are you a singer!?
Waiting for your version of wildfire from hsr! 😅
Bruh Yae’s lightning strike is a lightning strike dragon so can you survive a lightning strike with the force of a dragon
Btw, Xiao’s mask canonically would literally give you something like stage 2-3 cancer if you’re near him too long
Also, Yoimiya’s burst at the start is just a firework, the effect however makes her deal more damage and if someone else hits you you explode
Thats crazy 😭
Omfg 😭😭
Is it because of corrosion or am I missing some lore here?😭
@@lipalipz6924 iirc it is the dead God remains which makes him suffer for eternity(karmic binds something, its been so long i forgot lol)
he likes to stay alone coz others might get affected by it(we are not affected by it so he is glad we gives him company)
"Would you live?"
Nah, I'd die.
The eula part reminded me of him
Nah, I'd win
I would survive some of the hydro, anemo and dendro characters
Beat me to it
Eula reminded me of go/j/o
Good video. Small things to point out.
1. Third-degree burns can cause you to die. It is possible to die if you don't get treatment for burns, because they're that serious. Not to mention his burst drags you along with it. Diluc should be would likely die.
2. Venti's burst might not be a black hole, but it is certainly an air vacuum, which already causes lack of oxygen. If you add in low air pressure and the possible factor that there might be wind blades tearing at you, you would die. would likely die.
3. YOU ARE NOT SURVIVING FIREWORKS, THEY ARE LITERALLY PRETTY BOMBS. ITS NOT POSSIBLE TO SURVIVE FIREWORK EXPLOSIONS WITHOUT IMMEDIATE EMERGENCY CARE, STOP COPING. 100% DED
‘Venti’s hole’ noooo
@@cryptidsystem890 NO HORNY
NO NO NO KEEP IT FAMILY FRIENDLY@@cryptidsystem890
Yae's burst too 💀 that is not "would likely die", is "101% dead"
@@BYEmEEEFR. I am COOKED.
Furina’s burst is essentially just her turning on some lights and then throwing an aggressive amount of alcohol at you and intoxicating you - hence the “revelry” state
🤣
“Nothing some dr*gs can’t fix!”
@@leoliuyanhai 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆
@@Thejonathonhello
@@ThejonathonA bit too late, but as a 🤓, I cannot pass the chance to 🤓 out.
You cannot just duck under Diluc's burst and walk out of it. It also burn everything underneath and drag you along before throw you upward at the end of the travel. So even if you ducked, you still gonna eat most of damage.
Venti's burst create an "eye of storm", so you would have the authentic experience of getting sucked into a storm. Air pressure, lack of oxygen, and the wind blade either cut like real life or you might've ended up being in similar state to Jujutsu Kaisen's Sukuna's victims. I am not sure that is survivable...
About Neuvi's burst, he opens a portal to pumped up water from the depth of ocean. If Goblin Slayer's scroll of portal trick is anything to go by, that is essentially a guaranteed death sentence.
"Can a man live without his lower torso"
I dunno, ask Gojo
💀
Or Maul.
He survived @@Jackson-ub1uv
N-neuvillette b-bath water?…😨
Listen i- i can explain...
@@ThejonathonExplain then lmao
@@Thejonathon Please explain yourself then
I'd drink it tbh, shit must taste AMAZING
HELP TIME STAMP PLEASE
the fact the obliterated section was called signoras ashes before 💀
LMAO I DIDN'T NOTICE THANKS AJSJSJSJWJEKDKFK
When?
Funfact: Winds going fast to the point of slashing your skin will probably suffocate you more than anything like if we want to include air pressure and velocity😭 (I'm talking about Venti btw)
That's what I thought! Just thinking about it already hurt my skin...
@@Mrs.ragnvindr31 i was genuinely shocked he said he'd survive just cuz its a few cuts😭😭
@@user-fc7st1nu9m yeahh man, water pressure, wind pressure, those things both can cut u easily with just enough pressure...... I guess people tend to forget because water and wind under normal circumstances are pretty tame
@@Mrs.ragnvindr31 like really given if those things are strong enought to cut you then as soon as you get cut you're being peeled liked a banana thats a TERRIFYING way to go
@@user-fc7st1nu9m it wouldn't be just a few cuts but he'd probably live if he gets immediate medical attention, same with a fair bit of these cutting ones
10:25
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST... A firework IS A BOMB
If you have a Mitachurl’s wooden shield you’ll live anything
THE THUMBNAIL IM CRYING
I don’t think we really have any chance of survival for Venti. It’s not “literally a black hole” but the wind is strong enough for light to struggle to escape it, given that it’s almost completely dark in the center.
Just so you know, if you get hit by a firework, you die.
Or at least very very badly burned
If you got hit by Keqing's ult, you would not be sashimi, you would be thoroughly cooked.
Neuvillette bath water? You know id guzzle that shit like its the best thing in the world 💀
Slide 7
the fact that childes burst is acually salt water miiiiight hurt. . .
It is??
"It's just a firework" Ight, lemmme shoot a live firework at you from nearly point blank, if you survive you win.
I mean lore wise Baizhu’s would at least leave you extremely fatigued - _if_ Changsheng’s ability can be used in reverse, as in stealing life force
Yooooo i remember watching this on stream!!! Sick to see it into a video!
Venti's burst, no bias, is strong enough to suck up multiple enemies, gently drag in large enemies like mitachurls, so just from the suction alone could harm you, result of that would be initially be that sense of shock and also the air would be very difficult to breathe in due to the dirt and dust also caught in the burst of wind. Not only that, but you'll also be affected by the nearby victims of the suction, because it certainly won't just be you. Not a Venti simp tho, lol
If a firework exploded in your face you are decapitated
please a firework is essentially a colorful bomb, lots of cases where im from where people's fingers and even ears ( a friend of mine actually) got cut off just cuz they fired it too close
Dehya not only kills you, she also buries you six feet under!
10:30 flashback to the firework incident when a girl’s leg bone was exposed because of fireworks
This watches like an ultimate smash-or-pass tbh
What’s even funnier to me is that when we get to Shenhe and she does her burst, I immediately got a Genshin trailer for Xianyun. Xianyun’s trailer starts out with Shenhe
nahida's burst would lore-wise be terrifying xD cause she's gonna wreck you mentally with it.
Jokes on Nahida. I'm already a mental wreck.
Mentally and vitaly
Idk. The dendro would probably trigger my allergies and I'd be done for 😔
10:35 if you get hid directly by a firework at the very least you will lose a limb
Wriothesley already gave us the answer, "Have a safe trip"... to hell.
1:38 "3rd degree burns" More like that entire section of your body gets turned to ahs. If ut passes through you, then nothing is safe
10:25 “thats just a bomb…” ‘My brother in christ, THAT IS BOMB”
Zhong li and Raiden is not even a question.....
One thing I noticed is Tighnari says: “I hear everything!” Meanwhile Nahida using her skill says: “I see everything!” Am I detecting a pattern in sumeru five stars’ voice lines or is it just me?
8:22 ive watched the dressrosa arc, (iykyk) i know what happens here, you die.
10:30 yall see that 7777 at lvl 70? niceee
yae miko is automatic death. even if you know the whole duck and cover thing, you dont survive 4 lightning strikes in quick succession. she should not be in the same tier as hu tao's tiny bit of fire that (worst case scenario) leaves you with severe burns, especially if there happens to be a water source near by. also lightning strike victims usually get hospitalized after anyways and thats often why they even live at all.
with wanderer, we know what happens in black holes, you become spagetti, (funnily, theres a term for it, spaghettification) so even if the black hole goes away you are quite literally a string of spagetti, also called a spagetto. then you get sliced even more
99+ missed calls from Italians mr wanderer.
Every other five star:dead
Nahida:Here’s a house I just don’t fight well so take the house and the win
"My cheeks have been clapped by Zhong lee's meatballs"- Johnathon 2024
starting a video with "I wonder if Neuvillette's bath water would take me out" is CRAZY
gotta say that thumbnail is GOLD LMAO
18:23 nahhhh bro you ain’t surviving Nahida’s *DOMAIN EXPANSION, HOLLOW GREEN* she bouta slice you up 😭
If you don’t die Neuvilette’s ult, the blast of the water going up will at least clean you out 😂
Xiao's ult is lethal by having a constant DOT effect on him passively against ordinary humans. If he can accidentally kill without his mask, imagine with it on.
Put Yoimiya in the obliterated group, fireworks is deadly 💀
I would have made two categories of dead. „Dead but there is a body left.“ and „You don’t even need to look for anything.“
I hope Jon knows how under-ratedly funny he is 😂hoping you have not one, but two sides of a cool pillow tonight good sir
4:09 are you saying you could survive an actual black hole
It’s not
@@Drip_Goku_Da_G.O.A.Tthat was five months ago…
@@Drip_Goku_Da_G.O.A.Tbut it does kind of look like on anyways, thanks for letting me know though
it's a blackhole just like Wanderer's but bigger
If you win your 50/50s then you would live in the 50/50 and Jean would slice you in half with her sword
We need a 4 star version of this
"Canadian debuff" like we werent the pinterest inspo for half of the geneva convention
Us northerners dont know much, but we do know how to ✨️commit warcrimes✨️
"COME HERE LIL BOY..." Is literally what I say to my older brother but then he would say "COME HERE LIL GIRL..."
im sorry but you would most definitely die from xiaos burst..kazuhas too because he slashes really hard, and plus the wind looks very painful💀
living for allergy bbg and his enthusiastic claps at hydro bursts.
20:38 chatter you are so real for that. I am getting the shampoo and walking into ayato's burst.
22:00 why are you using the Snow-Tombed Starsilver for Chadyun?😂
It gives Physical Damage
It's not his Chongyun, just a random video. The tomb is kinda drippy on him tho
Diluc wasn't tested on enemies tho. His bird fcking CARRIES you. A really hot bird
Arlecchino giggling in the corner...
"DO YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THOSE CANNONS!"😆
Funny how you can 50/50 neuvi burst but -100% chance of surviving his charged attack
Would you survive mona's burst tho? From what I've heard she condenses all of the bad luck from the stars and casts it upon you
If we're counting the slashes, the damn lightning spear he tosses into the target, and the jump with E, Cyno's ult *is 100% deadge*
Neuvillettes burst is a REALLY STRONG water hes a dragon
You literally don't survived a Muso no Hitotachi swing bruh, did you NOT see what happened to Signora ? Not even your head will remains
3:06 can’t be that bad I’ve already lived through that
14:55 SHE LITERALLY BROKE AND CUT THROUGH TIME AND SPACE LIKE EULA
The venti Slander! Venti literally shoots a black hole and gets 50/50 but Wanderer not! I mean his drunk ass could miss, but if it hits anywhere near? Dead!
Oh, so Wanderer gets the black hole treatment but not venti.... we throwing hands
Actually venti arrow at the end is not a black hole but a vortex, a vortex apply pressure on earth so you might be crushed to death since your just a normal human, so i think it's a 0%, you die
The all devouring narwhal has an ability where it creates a blackhole and its called the eye of the maelstrom
in mona's burst I thought they were dancing not choking!🤣
My man 3rd degree burns ARE LETHAL
tbh jon ur pretty much my fave genshin ytber rn ehdjdhd- youre vibes are amazing and i fr wish i could watch your streams without completely wrecking my sleep schedule
The thing about qiqi is her burst is an explosion of adeptal energy so yes you're dead, maybe not instantly but it'll kill you slowly
for the record as long as you dont maintain prolonged contact with fire you should be relatively ok from diluc's burst. Like just touching fire aint gonna severely burn you its the prolonged contact that makes it lethal. At best youd have a few burns but it probably wont kill you if your able to seek medical attention after
Ayato's burst would definitely kill you. He doesn't just create that giant field of water strike, you can actually see him strike his sword downwards it's just so fast that you can barely see it
Not to mention that those water strikes are so highly pressurized that they are literally coming down as beams of energy, with pretty much none of the water escaping from the beam. Every one of those is basically face tanking a massive waterjet cutter. Even without abrasives, those can cut down to the bone, and even start to chip bone. With abrasives, they can cut bone with ease. On top of that, you're getting hit with several of them. A person could get lucky and survive one, but not the 4 or 5 this burst hits you with.
Nahida makes a new home which makes electro pyro and hydro characters strong
Shoudl have hired a legal docotr besides you to explain the amount of damages in your body.
If u become Sans and dodge everything u might get a change cuz most of them are direct attacks.
I never watched Sailor Moon as a kid, yet I lived for that Cyno Sailor Moon part hhahaha. Can't want for @Cyyu to watch this clip.
Wanderer kicks a rasengan.
How bro say he can duck under a fire bird and survive that was very close to the ground but then say then will instantly die overly a water slash that can very much be easily ducked under
"they're too kind to kill me"
me who lived in Canada from most of my life and learned the ways: sorry i couldnt kill you :((
15:45 WELL RUN FASTER JON is crazy
cyno being sailor moon being confirmed? (yes,100% true, NOT a clickbait)
if the doctor cant kill you , you know hes good.
Not ‘signoras ashes’ being one of the tiers before you changed it😰
I was running around with Neuvi on my tablet and then the Neuvi let popped up-
The first thing I thought when I saw the upload was "of course Ayato's is no threat" 😂😅
chill water aka what aloy shoots is a coolant for the machines which would be very cold it litteraly causes machine parts to become brittle if you proc the cold status
But nilou's ult has an explosion when it hits ennemies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO 50/50?
5:19 me when my intrusive thoughts come to my head at the worst times:
“that’s not a black hole! that’s just a bunch of AIR”
🧑🦲
Fun fact: fireworks are technically just decorative bombs. Yoimiya’s is probably what some people expect klee’s to like.
But fireworks could blow off limbs and cause drastic burns
So could bombs🤖
Its the fire arrow that would most likely kill you.
I know several amputees who lost their legs and hands from fireworks and they were tiny compared to that
@@lowliethxd1471literally yes. The only chance of survival is Yoi missing the firework which sometimes she does in the game too lol. Just dash fast in real life then u can live without burning and getting smashed
“If he coughs one more time he dies all I have to do is sneeze on him” IM DEAD 💀
Fr 💀💀
- Baizhu, Feb 2024
So is baizhu
😂😂😂
EXACTLY💀
Don’t underestimate Neuvillette’s burst, it’s essentially drowning you into the depths of the sea and then attacking you with brutal water pressure force. Definitely get killed by that
People really underestimate water pressure and just how much water can weigh…
pfft reminds me of the first time i got into a pool
I thought I was gonna die.... then I remember I can stand
... that was so embarassing
Neu stans at it 💀
Regular idi0t neuv fan gay
I think he completely forgot that Diluc's bird DRAGS YOU ALONG.
Not if it misses
It drags those tiny slimes so I don’t think it matters how much you duck
And the ground around him actually explodes picking up large rocks from the ground. So unless you know how to dodge the explosion then you gotta worry about the giant bird.
He slashes, the bird drags you along, and then it explodes. Everyone misses that part.
@@x.Laura2023.x bro it also takes almost every elite mob maybe not for the full attack but for 1 full second at least
Venti: summons a blackhole
Jon: maybe cuts and bruises
spaghettification is NOT optimal for surviving
A black hole that big would suck up the whole planet tho 😭
Brotha im a venti main. His burst isn't actually a black hole or anything like that but instead just strong wind currents just pushing everything inside, the black core is likely an design choice so it doesn't look weird. In reality, it would throw you, hitting around and would probably cause your head to spin for a long time or something. Some broken bones at best. So if it comes to staying alive, it would be mostly surviving (unless you slam on the ground straight headwards which would be a rare position in such currents)
@user-zm5sp2vy3m its kind of a vortex
@@DhrubaSau I am not exactly an expert when it comes to details of the characters' attacks, so I'm not very sure exactly what the black thingy he summons is, but it just doesn't look very safe to me.
Does noone here know of dust devils? They are small tornadoes that usually last several seconds at Best but can RIP out an entire roof or cut a person into two. If Jon can survivor six seconds of that except that instead of spiral motion we get suction that gathers all wind around a person then it like being attavked from all sides. You're bot surviving that.
10% chance of surviving after being struck by lightning
Yae: “Are you sure little one?”
also to get the probability of living assuming like he saod the chance to live through a lightning strike is 10% then you take it to the power of 4 for all attacks and it's 0.0001% chance... but sure 0.5...
The look of amused contempt she makes would be enough to take him out, let alone the lightning.
The chance of surviving a lightning strike is 90% kek, 10% is the mortality rate
Actually if you read the Google search, it says "Only about 10% of people who are struck by lightning are killed" .d
"Sorry bro, but nothing lasts forever..." *procedes to shock you more three times*
Bro... Xaio kills you 100%of the time. I am sorry. But in his story it says if you WITNESS him fighting you die as collateral damage
Agreed
Fr!
he’s not doing this lore wise.
Wriothesley's burst instantly dead, but I would let him tbh.
Mood 😆
Real
you're so real for that
...
most normal genshin simp
10:23 Just a firework? A group of kids at my school got together and set one off, and didn't run away and a few of them were in the hospital for weeks with third degree burns, and that's a few fireworks so it would do even more so i don't think you're surviving.
My dad had put one down the pants of one of his friends, and the explosion was devastating.
@@plaidhatter1674 What type of prank is that?!?!?
@@HappyXIDthe "1st degree murder" prank
Well, I think being hospitalized and *_surviving with 3rd degree burns_* is still surviving, nonetheless.
@@VenThusiaistthat if u get immediate help, what are the scenarios actually? We didn't establish this lol
Nahida’s doman expansion line literally says “make yourself at home” I mean don’t mind if I do