@@ShuRugalWhen I worked as cashier, sometimes I'd have to look up a loyalty card with a person's SSID. I have said "last 4 digits of your dog" more than a few times.
I thought "please explain to me what you were _trying_ to do" was just a funny line. I've since lost count of the number of times I've legitimately had to ask this.
@@brianrunyon266 I think he's just too stupid to realize that he needs air to breathe and talk, so being in a cartoon universe, that lets him continue to do both without any issue. It's like if a cartoon character runs right off a cliff, but they don't actually fall until they look down and, as long as they're smart enough to put two and two together (and not get 22 as the answer, unlike Homestar), realize that they're standing on nothing.
i think "homestar is the main character, strong bad is the narrator" is my favorite structure for these toons. like, it's way funnier to see strong bad find homestar somehow stuffed into the water cooler with no explanation than having followed homestar there. it's this level of enigma homestar has that really endears him to me and focusing on him through another character's lens really juxtaposes that quality. oh yeah strong bad is great too but we all knew that
What I'd like to know is the story behind "So I was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall", and how that told Strong Bad everything he needed to know.
It really explains why homestar got so much more funny once Strong Bad emails became the main draw to the website. Strong Bad is sarcastic and funny enough that he doesn't need the assistance of a no-context cutaway very often. But homestar is infinitely more funny when we randomly happen upon him doing something stupid with no context
I love the little nonsensical details they add in. Like the box homestar was standing on just said "fourteen times". I'm not sure why, but I just find it hilarious.
I don't quite know why, but now that I'm older this is legitimately one of the most hilarious sbemails for me. The set ups, that pay offs, and the pacing is just peak Brother Chaps. Also I've come to appreciate Homestar Runner himself more over the years and love it whenever he gets the focus and is utilized so ridiculously.
Me too, I think it's that the Chaps were/are serious fans of comedy so they understood that stuff, they weren't just goofing around. Despite the style of the toons being really simple and sometimes intentionally crappy (for humor's sake). A lot like South Park I think. The makers legit know how to write funny and voice-act it.
2:15 “Just explain to me what you were trying to do when this happened” “Well I was in Barbados hanging a picture on the wall” “Ok that tells me everything I need to know” *comedy gold*
Lately, every time I've seen one of those transformation Tuesday photos on various social media, the phrase "from drab to fab with nothin but mustard" echoes in my head. Which sucks, because nobody that is currently in my life would appreciate the reference.
I tell the kids "move it along, hot tub" and forgot about the dusty riding my bike four miles to the library in middle school to see the new sbemail part of my brain. Until today.
The fact that SB addresses the caller differently every sentence (“No, ma’am,” “Yes, sir,” “Yes, baby,” “I’m sorry, ma’am”) is a highly underrated joke.
The best part of this email was the easter egg for clicking "spreadsheet". It showed a fake Excel doc with a picture of Homestar's head covered in beef and said "Mongolian Beef Wig" ...I have no idea why it made me cackle so loudly.
I once worked at a place where I got agreement on my statement that the quickest way to evacuate the building in a hurry in case of an emergency was to declare that there was free food in the parking lot.
"No, ma'am. This would be a password YOU gave to US. Yes, sir. It could be the last 4 digits of your dog, or your mother's maiden credit card number..."
Can't say I was expecting to see you here. Though in hindsight I probably shouldn't have found it that surprising considering you talked about Homestar Runner in one of your videos.
Has anyone else found certain phrases used on Homestar Runner to be actually kinda useful in other contexts? For an example from this sbemail, "scratch the surface of the tip of the iceberg" is one I've gotten a lot of mileage out of.
The best two are definitely "stupid things at the office" and "stupid things in a mascot costume". Those two bits are so dense with back-to-back jokes.
2:49 I remember looking up the wiki and finding out that not only did a few games actually did that back in the day but the term for it was Integer overflow. When the integer underflow bug happened to a bunch of apple phones I had this to thank for instantly understanding what had just happened.
That's why Ghandi used to nuke people in the original Civilization. His kindness level was so high, that it would cause an integer overflow and he'd become the evilist SOB on the planet.
@@seatcheeks4242 I always thought it was because his aggression level was zero by default, and trying to lower it caused the game to interpret the negative integer by setting his aggression level to the absolute maximum.
With integers being stored in a binary format, one consequence of going over the limit of displayable digits while not yet overflowing was that the game would start reading whatever chunks of memory came after the number graphics and display those instead of numbers. You see stuff like that in Super Mario Bros when getting over 99 lives, or in the Gen 1 Pokémon games with the Missingno glitch increasing the count of an item in the inventory to a large number.
"Well, the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges, divided by 4pi times the ... times the distance squared between the two charges!" "No no no, stupid. That's Coulomb's law." "Oh, why. Sorry. 2 + 2? That's easy. 22." My favorite part from this entire series
It's genius if the *purpose* is the let everything slowly and steadily break down. There's a lot of money to be made in a "controlled disintegration" (Paul Volcker).
I first watched this like a decade ago or so when I was still in high school. Now I WORK at a call center and Strongbad talking to the customer on the phone about the password was fucking SPOT ON. Laughed my fucking ass off right there.
Oh, these are just the major branches. There's also the Cabinet of Doing Stupid Things on a Date with Marzipan, the Department of Doing Stupid Things at the Grocery Store, and the Antique Wardrobe of Doing Stupid Things in the Bathroom, among others in the vast, sprawling bureaucracy of Homestar's stupidity.
@@FriendlyLocalGeek It might be 2 years later, but I just want to say: I wish I could upvote your comment multiple times for sounding like something that could have been in the video. I even read it in Strong Bad's voice, and it fit *mwah* perfectly!
Does anyone else consistently hear "from drab to fab with NOTHIN' BUT MUUUSTAAARD!" in their head every time they make a sandwich now or is that just me
I found myself singing "Polymascotfornulate" a few months ago along with "feed it to the baby" and had no idea what it qas from. Then this came up on my feed today and I bust a gut. Funny how something can buy itself into your subconscious and randomly resurface without any prompt.
It took me 10 years to notice that at 4:39, the third category is missing the word "joint" while blurred but it comes back as it regains focus, creating a fourth line. EDIT: It took me four more years to notice that the spelling of "boudoir" was corrected in the same manner.
I can't believe I only just realised that's Homestar's goddamn leg stuck behind his head. I always thought he somehow jammed a pillow up in the water cooler with him and just didn't question it.
@@jadethenidoranit's a reference to "Do The Right Thing", a Spike Lee movie, discussing racial tensions in Brooklyn. The part with the trashcan happens at the climax.
I feel like what happened was that Homestar was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall, when he leaned too hard trying to correct the angle and slipped, tumbling all the way down the island and into the sea, where he eventually floated into a shipment of water that was being purified and sent out to the office that he works at, conveniently letting him flag Strong Bad down to see his plight. This is totally what happened, and it is not Homestar being an idiot and saying a blatantly untrue thing. I put pride in my local Stupid Things Homestar's Done!
Kinda like the scuba diver who got scooped up by that boat that collected water to put out a forest fire. He was found dead in a tree. My friend's cousin's girlfriend dated him.
I used the graphic of the four branches to illustrate for lawyers with the city I work for how mayor-council powers don't break as cleanly as civics education would lead you to believe. For instance, Homestar could be inside a college mascot costume while on national television or in the office. It was absolutely one of the best things I have done for money.
The Brothers Chaps I hope know just how many vocabularies they have influenced. I legitimately say "Sweet GENIUS" and match Homestar's inflection completely replacing "Sweet Jesus".
As a network security engineer, "last four digits of your dog" is a line I have to resist breaking out on a daily basis
Or your mother's maiden credit card number...
what would happen if you did?
@@kraevorn7483 mostly confusion. Nobody is educated in the classics.
"Oh, great, a running gag..."
@@ShuRugalWhen I worked as cashier, sometimes I'd have to look up a loyalty card with a person's SSID. I have said "last 4 digits of your dog" more than a few times.
I thought "please explain to me what you were _trying_ to do" was just a funny line. I've since lost count of the number of times I've legitimately had to ask this.
"Well I was in Barbados hanging a picture on the wall..." It's always my answer when somebody asks me what I was trying to do.
Might start using that myself, as well as sweet genius. Also, how does Homestar talk if he's stuck in the water cooler?
@@brianrunyon266 The same way he breaths. Duh.
@@brianrunyon266 I think he's just too stupid to realize that he needs air to breathe and talk, so being in a cartoon universe, that lets him continue to do both without any issue. It's like if a cartoon character runs right off a cliff, but they don't actually fall until they look down and, as long as they're smart enough to put two and two together (and not get 22 as the answer, unlike Homestar), realize that they're standing on nothing.
@@nybblemeOkay, that tells me everything I need to know.
Man oh man, binging Homestar Runner outside on my phone is probably the coolest and least locking-myself-out-of-my-house-inest decision I ever made
Polymascotfoamalate?! *echoes*
+Robert Jindra We don't have "polymascotfoamalate" on my planet, eh, rumble?
DuckyTheGlockenspiel That's cuz you're a communist fool, red.
+Elliot Jones POLYMASCOTFOAMALAAATE!
DuckyTheGlockenspiel Feed it to the babies!
i think "homestar is the main character, strong bad is the narrator" is my favorite structure for these toons. like, it's way funnier to see strong bad find homestar somehow stuffed into the water cooler with no explanation than having followed homestar there. it's this level of enigma homestar has that really endears him to me and focusing on him through another character's lens really juxtaposes that quality.
oh yeah strong bad is great too but we all knew that
What I'd like to know is the story behind "So I was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall", and how that told Strong Bad everything he needed to know.
It really explains why homestar got so much more funny once Strong Bad emails became the main draw to the website. Strong Bad is sarcastic and funny enough that he doesn't need the assistance of a no-context cutaway very often. But homestar is infinitely more funny when we randomly happen upon him doing something stupid with no context
I love the little nonsensical details they add in. Like the box homestar was standing on just said "fourteen times". I'm not sure why, but I just find it hilarious.
12× a Day Man has some serious competition!
i'm on a trek to see that number increasing, from 11 in sbemail 63 to 17 in sbemail 198
I don't quite know why, but now that I'm older this is legitimately one of the most hilarious sbemails for me. The set ups, that pay offs, and the pacing is just peak Brother Chaps. Also I've come to appreciate Homestar Runner himself more over the years and love it whenever he gets the focus and is utilized so ridiculously.
Me too, I think it's that the Chaps were/are serious fans of comedy so they understood that stuff, they weren't just goofing around.
Despite the style of the toons being really simple and sometimes intentionally crappy (for humor's sake).
A lot like South Park I think. The makers legit know how to write funny and voice-act it.
2:15
“Just explain to me what you were trying to do when this happened”
“Well I was in Barbados hanging a picture on the wall”
“Ok that tells me everything I need to know”
*comedy gold*
How did he even get in the water cooler?
@@TheInkPitOxWell, he was in Barbados hanging a picture on the wall.
@@PxPtheBookOk, that tells me everything I need to to know
Lately, every time I've seen one of those transformation Tuesday photos on various social media, the phrase "from drab to fab with nothin but mustard" echoes in my head. Which sucks, because nobody that is currently in my life would appreciate the reference.
It's okay, you can just say it and be misunderstood
Whatever, man. You know you all want some.
here it is! I have the habit of saying "sweet genius" and I knew it was from homestar but I forgot where
I tell the kids "move it along, hot tub" and forgot about the dusty riding my bike four miles to the library in middle school to see the new sbemail part of my brain. Until today.
I knew where, but I got the habit of it too
I was wondering where the "From drab to fab with nothin but mustaaaard" was
Lol I frequently say "swedish deals" from the Shapeshifter email
I'm gonna have to start using that
The fact that SB addresses the caller differently every sentence (“No, ma’am,” “Yes, sir,” “Yes, baby,” “I’m sorry, ma’am”) is a highly underrated joke.
overlooked
The best part of this email was the easter egg for clicking "spreadsheet". It showed a fake Excel doc with a picture of Homestar's head covered in beef and said "Mongolian Beef Wig" ...I have no idea why it made me cackle so loudly.
The name of the spreadsheet file was "great idea for personal style" :D
On FireFox you can still do that until the end of next year
The Ink Pit Ox coincidentally that's the year flash looses support
@@UoirLocer That's what I mean
The Ink Pit Ox oh
TBH it was kind of smart for Homestar to lure Strong Bad with free bagels
He doesn't even hesitate, either.
I once worked at a place where I got agreement on my statement that the quickest way to evacuate the building in a hurry in case of an emergency was to declare that there was free food in the parking lot.
"No, ma'am. This would be a password YOU gave to US. Yes, sir. It could be the last 4 digits of your dog, or your mother's maiden credit card number..."
Blake Rutt Yes, baby. The whole password.
so does mean strongbad works at a IRS scam on the side?
I'm sorry ma'am, free bagels just happened~!
69 thumbs up!
Who's strongbad? This is about Strong Bad.
"... awash with flavouw!"
I really want to hear the preceding five seconds of that exchange.
TheChowitzer Are you sure?
And that’s why I use food coloring when I cook-it makes saltine crackers awash with flavor!
Maybe he's introducing the KOTs impending mustard makeover?
I think this might be the best email ever. The pacing, the hilarity... almost all of the SBemails are great, but this one just goes above and beyond.
Above, bed, bath and beyond
I'm quite partial to Dragon and Couch Patch, myself.
@@timwoods2852 I’m pío
Can't say I was expecting to see you here. Though in hindsight I probably shouldn't have found it that surprising considering you talked about Homestar Runner in one of your videos.
Definitely in the top 10 no doubt, I'm also partial to Crying, Caffeine, and CGNU
"Nyeeeh. We don't have polymascotformalate on MY planet..."
"That's cause ye'r a communist fool, red."
E101K Polynascotformalate!
Feed it to the babies!
Or as a topping on soured cream!
Rumble Red, what do you have on your planet?
Flux_ am communist
can confirm that we don't have it on our home planet
I love how homestar is so charming, even when he's being called dumb.
Has anyone else found certain phrases used on Homestar Runner to be actually kinda useful in other contexts? For an example from this sbemail, "scratch the surface of the tip of the iceberg" is one I've gotten a lot of mileage out of.
HairyHariyama I personally use "Sweet Genius" a lot.
It's the same form of catchphrase combinationality that gives us things like "It's not rocket surgery"
tellular cellophone
I tell people they're communist fools all the time
I say "meh" like the Cheat a lot.
Homestar actually said something smart. Strong Sad gets some grumblecakes.
I'm really gonna bake,
Another batch o them grumblecakes,
Let's raise the grumble stakes,
Clean the yard with a grumble rake
Oooh, I'm Grumble-caking wit choooo!
You win again, Kevin (grumbles)!
STRONG BAD: "Aw, man, this isn't free bagels."
HOMESTAR: "No, but it is free-ing Homestar from the water cooler. That's pretty sweet."
thanks for poorly transcribing a small portion of the video
"Write a letter to your local homestarman, or throw a trashcan through a plate glass window."
How strangely prophetic. :S
Bobsheaux And that’s how I become a law!
Pdeoo...! Pdeoo...! Pdeoo...!
Ooh! I'm a neglected official!
for your health
I would literally pay a hundred dollars for the several days of footage explaining everything stupid homestar has ever done
The best two are definitely "stupid things at the office" and "stupid things in a mascot costume". Those two bits are so dense with back-to-back jokes.
2:49 I remember looking up the wiki and finding out that not only did a few games actually did that back in the day but the term for it was Integer overflow.
When the integer underflow bug happened to a bunch of apple phones I had this to thank for instantly understanding what had just happened.
That's why Ghandi used to nuke people in the original Civilization. His kindness level was so high, that it would cause an integer overflow and he'd become the evilist SOB on the planet.
@@seatcheeks4242
I always thought it was because his aggression level was zero by default, and trying to lower it caused the game to interpret the negative integer by setting his aggression level to the absolute maximum.
@@seatcheeks4242 I had no idea. That's an amazing bit of video game history.
With integers being stored in a binary format, one consequence of going over the limit of displayable digits while not yet overflowing was that the game would start reading whatever chunks of memory came after the number graphics and display those instead of numbers. You see stuff like that in Super Mario Bros when getting over 99 lives, or in the Gen 1 Pokémon games with the Missingno glitch increasing the count of an item in the inventory to a large number.
I'm here because this morning "Yeah, whatever. You know you all want some." randomly popped into my head
Movin into this mascot costume was probably the coolest and least lockin-myself-out-of-the-house-inest decision I ever made!
this juicebox is gonna roast up good an plenty.....daaark and lovely.....bed bath and beyond....
*POLYMASCOTFOAMALATE*
(Feed it to the babies!)
*POLYMASCOTFOAMALATE*
(Or as a topping on soured cream!)
Modern day Homestar: ''Polymascotfo-'' [Gets cut off by the mascot costume exploding somehow]
POLYMASCOTFOAMALATE
Helping America ingenuitize the future, across the globe!
That's because you're a communist fool, Red.
Mmm... Polymascotfoamalate...
Not even lying, I made a friend by finishing the second part of this quote.
"Well, the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges, divided by 4pi times the ... times the distance squared between the two charges!"
"No no no, stupid. That's Coulomb's law."
"Oh, why. Sorry. 2 + 2? That's easy. 22."
My favorite part from this entire series
Vaccum permittivity.
Four gon screech in yo face.
Absolutely my favourite as well.
Math is too hard. From now on the answer is 7
From drab to fab with nothing but mustuuuuuuuuurd
"Start your day the e-mail way and never get out of bed!" -Words of wisdom.
I'm sorry ma'am, free bagels just happened. :D
Best ever!!!
Robert Jindra did somebody say...
a-_free bagels?_
Ah man! This isn't free bagels!
No... but it is freeing Homestar from the water cooler.
xX Justin Xx Just, explain to me what you were TRYING to do when this happened.
Well, I was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall
Tticking Strongbad with free bagles was pretty clever for Homestar.
I've always cracked up at how huge Homestar's eyes are while he's trapped in the water cooler.
every time I watch these on facebook, I'm sooo tempted to click on things looking for the hidden extras.
YES! i still do it!
Web 2.0 was a mistake.
"Are you crazy!? That's flame pro-tardant polymascotfomalate!"
I appreciate the subtle gag of comparing idiocy to a government. Fitting, no matter which way you vote.
P'too, p'too, p'too!
It's genius if the *purpose* is the let everything slowly and steadily break down. There's a lot of money to be made in a "controlled disintegration" (Paul Volcker).
🎵And that’s how I become a laaaaaww!🎶
Ptoo, ptooo, ptoo!
To this day I still get genuinely worried for Homestar in the water cooler.
Don't worry, S-Bro will make sure he gets his mail. Then maybe they'll go for lunch at Chinese buffet.
This is the first time watching this. This show is fricken adorable.
That intro is literally the best/most accurate intro ever.
"2 plus 2? That's easy. 22." Homestar, confirmed Javascript programmer
4:50 "And that's how I become a law!!!"
Ptoo! Ptoo! Ptoo!
[Cue The Paper coming down]
Pimptrap The Strong Badian Pimp Prrrreeeow!
I wonder...was that a reference to "I'm just a Bill"?
Yes
I first watched this like a decade ago or so when I was still in high school. Now I WORK at a call center and Strongbad talking to the customer on the phone about the password was fucking SPOT ON. Laughed my fucking ass off right there.
that 'unnnhey strong bad' in the intro always cracks me up
"I'm sorry ma'am: free bagels just happened!" is one of those Homestar quotes that I have to use when finding an excuse to be elsewhere.
I googled Coulomb's law out of curiosity and my brain exploded.
I think about them saying "flame PRO-tardent" all the time. It's just so funny
"Protardant poly mascot formulate"
So that's what my McDonald's Chocolate milkshake is made of. Yum yum!
POLYMASCOTFOAMALAAAAAAAAAATE!
feed it to the babies
+Sans Or as a topping on soured cream!
+Sanka Jones Great voice the Homestar runner (the classic one)! 😇
Which episode is your icon from? I need to know.......for research.
We don't have polymascotfoamalate on myyyyy planet.
...uh, you guys, I think we're gonna need more branches
Oh, these are just the major branches. There's also the Cabinet of Doing Stupid Things on a Date with Marzipan, the Department of Doing Stupid Things at the Grocery Store, and the Antique Wardrobe of Doing Stupid Things in the Bathroom, among others in the vast, sprawling bureaucracy of Homestar's stupidity.
@@FriendlyLocalGeek Perfect comment
@@FriendlyLocalGeek
It might be 2 years later, but I just want to say: I wish I could upvote your comment multiple times for sounding like something that could have been in the video. I even read it in Strong Bad's voice, and it fit *mwah* perfectly!
WHEN WILL UA-cam CATCH UP WITH THE EARLY 2000S EASTER EGG TECHNOLOGY?!
"Throw a trash can through a plate glass window" still makes me laugh every time
It's official, 15 people are still lost in the phone tree...
Only because they're all communist fools.
UA-cam just recommended this to me as I’m laying in bed psyching myself up to get out and go to work. Relevant intro song is relevant.
Does anyone else consistently hear "from drab to fab with NOTHIN' BUT MUUUSTAAARD!" in their head every time they make a sandwich now or is that just me
I was watching this one day after school and because of the title my parents thought i was studying for a test the next day
(I passed the test btw)
That is one of the most hilarious SB emails I have ever seen. It really does take four branches.
I'm a neglected official
I use the phrase "Throw a trash can through a plate glass window" way too often and I know that I got it from here.
I think you use that when you discuss "Do the Right Thing".
"Ooo i'm a Neglected official." Just about lost it.
I heard "I'm an eclectic official."
@@GoldStorm07 may wanna get your ears checked. might have some wax build-up in there.
But not too much wax, you might hear colors
"neglected official"
I heard neglected official
The Schoolhouse Rock reference at the end is absolutely genius.
"Well, I was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall..."
I found myself singing "Polymascotfornulate" a few months ago along with "feed it to the baby" and had no idea what it qas from. Then this came up on my feed today and I bust a gut. Funny how something can buy itself into your subconscious and randomly resurface without any prompt.
It took me 10 years to notice that at 4:39, the third category is missing the word "joint" while blurred but it comes back as it regains focus, creating a fourth line.
EDIT: It took me four more years to notice that the spelling of "boudoir" was corrected in the same manner.
"I'm sorry ma'am, free bagels just happened."
"Sweet GENIUS that hurt" makes me laugh every time for some reason. lol
Feed it to the babies.
Does their office get their water jugs from Barbados? If so, I feel like I might know how that all happened.
No, it was a picture of Barbados he was hanging
The delivery truck probably missed a left at Albuquerque.
@@michaelfixedsys7463 yeah the jugs come from a reseller that has a warehouse just down the street, which is why this mystery is so perplexing.
I still think this is one of the best SBemails in the series.
Thank you Mr JelloApocalypse for reminding me about this one
To this day, this remains my absolute favourite sbemail. Truly cracking stuff.
Whenever I get hurt I now say “sweet genius that hurt”
I just realized SB had no interest in a keg party, but free bagels had him running
He doesn't drink before noon. And he probably thought there'd be lox, too.
Can you imagine what HomeStar would be like while drunk?
@@nybblemethat would be shocking
My headcanon is that the show "Sweet Genius" was created when a producer was rewatching old sbemails
I checked once, and I think the show did genuinely come out a few years after this email. It's my headcanon, too :)
I can't believe I only just realised that's Homestar's goddamn leg stuck behind his head. I always thought he somehow jammed a pillow up in the water cooler with him and just didn't question it.
“Well I was in Barbados hanging a picture on the wall...”
The coulomb's law joke isn't as funny now that I actually have to know what that means...
I just looked it up and it's no longer funny.
just remember that it's 22.
who else is here from footofaferets video? THIS IS A LEGIT LEGEND MY MAN
I have memorized almost ALL of this email, it's that good.
For some reason I think about "free bagels just happened" a lot. Plus I loved the Geddup Noise's cameo.
How did I get here from Katy Perry...?
Ah well, is better.
You must have been ha gung pictures in Barbados again
Strong Bad is, as always, correct: throwing a trash can through a plate glass window is a valid form of political expression.
That quote certainly aged like fine wine hasn't it?
I don't get it
@@jadethenidoranit's a reference to "Do The Right Thing", a Spike Lee movie, discussing racial tensions in Brooklyn.
The part with the trashcan happens at the climax.
Mongolian beef wig?
lol polymascotfoamalate, there was an old youtube poop where someone put rescue rangers dancing to that song lol
I’m taking AP chem... I actually understood Coulomb’s law!
This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty!
Dark and lovely!
Bed bath and _be-_ yond!
It's gonna roast up
- Nice 'n Easy
- Shake & Bake
- Loggins & Messina
- Jacoby & Meyers
I feel like what happened was that Homestar was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall, when he leaned too hard trying to correct the angle and slipped, tumbling all the way down the island and into the sea, where he eventually floated into a shipment of water that was being purified and sent out to the office that he works at, conveniently letting him flag Strong Bad down to see his plight.
This is totally what happened, and it is not Homestar being an idiot and saying a blatantly untrue thing. I put pride in my local Stupid Things Homestar's Done!
Kinda like the scuba diver who got scooped up by that boat that collected water to put out a forest fire. He was found dead in a tree.
My friend's cousin's girlfriend dated him.
I never noticed before but i now know that, Homestar can breathe underwater
Kinda surprising that a keg party didn’t garner Strong Bad’s interest, but free bagels got him.
It's not five o'clock yet.
What's the coolest and least lockin'-yourself-outta-your-housinest decision _you_ ever made?
Crashing on my buddies couch
Getting the spare key hidden in the junk room around back.
Not locking myself out of my house.
Shoulder-barging my front door and breaking the chain lock/glass panel.
I used the graphic of the four branches to illustrate for lawyers with the city I work for how mayor-council powers don't break as cleanly as civics education would lead you to believe. For instance, Homestar could be inside a college mascot costume while on national television or in the office.
It was absolutely one of the best things I have done for money.
Man, I miss the days when I could click Homestar at the end to make a couple more "Ptoo Ptoo" things happen.
I like how this one is vaguely Schoolhouse Rock themed with a little Do the Right Thing thrown in at the end for flavor
FROM DRAB TO FAB WITH NOTHING BUT MUSTARD has haunted me for 13 years
Im sorry maam free bagels just happened.
This is Homestar Runner (the character) at his absolute finest. That Coulomb's Law part is one of my favorite exchanges in all of H★R toonage.
"And that's how I become a law."
when you get recommended this 10 years after upload
The Brothers Chaps I hope know just how many vocabularies they have influenced. I legitimately say "Sweet GENIUS" and match Homestar's inflection completely replacing "Sweet Jesus".
“Helping America Ingenuitize the Future Across the Globe!”