@@Casual_Silverthehedgehogyes, but games usually do not implement those details in the game. After all, why would the person drop it right at the exact moment of time, and not later?
@@illuminantedits im not saying that. I’m correcting him because you don’t have to be alive to hold something, again “Death grip”. He was using real world logic, so I used real world logic.
0:50 that head splatter was absolutely brutal, you could see the blood spread onto the concrete, and shards of his skull (I’m assuming) came flying out
0:10 "So, how did you die?" --- "My head got torn off by a glass spike" --- "Excuse me, what? was it a murder?" --- "Nope, just out of nowhere at work" --- "..."
Wdm in my opinion china has pretty safe construction sites they (in my opinion) seal off way too much area. The idea most likely came from the fact the the Chinese workers in the US had to do the most dangerous jobs which caused a high death rate for the workers
Jun I don't know much about Chinese construction sites but pretty sure most of their food is not real good for the body. What I do know about their construction is it falls apart quite easily
@@MaxJustMax...1 most of the “Chinese” construction is just people mislabeling videos of bad construction as Chinese because people really hate China for some reason and where did food come in?
The vids keep getting better! When you underpay your workers for $1: Edit: I wasn’t first. Also I’m pretty convinced that industrial accidents are happening on a factory, not a construction site
At this point...just resign. Get plastic surgery, a name change, and then make an underground bunker. Because there ain't no way you'll recover from these accidents. Unless you aren't the one that caused the accident. Lol
Bro that got impailed in 0:07 dropped his mug in 1:01 which means that he was alive for 54 seconds after getting ran through. Damn
Please look over your choice of words.
People can have a “death grip”, that’s where they hold the thing in their hand tightly while dead.
EXACTLY @@Casual_Silverthehedgehog
@@Casual_Silverthehedgehogyes, but games usually do not implement those details in the game. After all, why would the person drop it right at the exact moment of time, and not later?
@@illuminantedits im not saying that. I’m correcting him because you don’t have to be alive to hold something, again “Death grip”. He was using real world logic, so I used real world logic.
Final destination ahh kills😭
that was i thinking
My thoughts exactly lol
First one has to be in final destination
Same
i was thinking the same thing
“Ah dang, the precariously suspended spike of death broke and killed three. How unexpected!”
Lol
Who could have seen it coming?
@@cheesuschrist4473i dunno, cheese lord
6:02 That was legendary friendship right there, both of them not letting go of the plank till one of them dies.
6:02 or 6:09
What asian moms think will happen when their son becomes an engineer:
i have never lived in asia but i still laughed
as a Korean guy who does robotics, with the kinds of questions my mom asks me at times can confirm this
@@parkervance3646 pfft
0:20 bro knows that hes fired
Yeah bro knows he just therow the hammer knowing he's gotta be in jail and be fired
@@abbassabori2708fr😂😂😂
3 counts of manslaughter he's cooked
Catching a manslaughter charge too
0:50 that head splatter was absolutely brutal, you could see the blood spread onto the concrete, and shards of his skull (I’m assuming) came flying out
Nah that was glass breaking
@ dang it
@@BiAjo15 that was shards of the skull, theres a setting in the game where you turn on procedural fragments or some shit
8 and a half minutes of OSHA violations
😂
8 minutes and 50 seconds
Half a minute is 30 seconds
@@Jakob-t7e still it's hilarious
@Destruction.Dude97 urr mms Ud os
2:08 bro went from 👨🏼 to 👨🏿
4:25 Kaboom?
Yes, Rico. Kaboom!
From merry Madagascar?
5:07 bro lives in the matrix💀
Fr tho. 💀
Hes the main character 💀
Bro think he's Neo💀
Who hired these guys 💀🙏
Yes
😮😮😅😅😂😂
Idk
3:08 off pain on another level
0:10 "So, how did you die?"
--- "My head got torn off by a glass spike"
--- "Excuse me, what? was it a murder?"
--- "Nope, just out of nowhere at work"
--- "..."
0:11
Good job Agent 47, now find an exit.
There are no mistakes, just happy accidents...
I think they were trying to make a fence
1:35 the gorebox screams💀💀
They used gorebox sound mod, you can find it in workshop
💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀
2:05 bro changed colors
White to black💀💀
Dawg 💀
Here comes the sun doorododo
Cartoony ah explosion
*explosion sound plus buzzing sound and Area 51 music plays (also white screen fading back to normal)
* G-GERALD? IS THAT YOU
Safest chinease construction site
Wdm in my opinion china has pretty safe construction sites they (in my opinion) seal off way too much area.
The idea most likely came from the fact the the Chinese workers in the US had to do the most dangerous jobs which caused a high death rate for the workers
@Jun_mobileplays I’m not reading all of that🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
@@FlyTrag I know
Jun I don't know much about Chinese construction sites but pretty sure most of their food is not real good for the body.
What I do know about their construction is it falls apart quite easily
@@MaxJustMax...1 most of the “Chinese” construction is just people mislabeling videos of bad construction as Chinese because people really hate China for some reason and
where did food come in?
3:57 bro is the unluckiest man alive💀
*UNalive
0:50 dude the head splatter when the wall fell on him actually made me wince holy moly
That was glass
0:05 Oh baby the triple!
Бочка с пивом на 7:20 - это отдельный персонаж
@@noviQGD-xb7sf пхаха я тоже заметил
он либо скачал эту карту либо он её делал и он РУССКИЙ))
7:03 надпись на бочке: ПИВО
СПАЛИЛСЯЯ ТЫ РУССКИЙ
👍🏼
3:50 Who placed your local spike pit? Could've been in container atleast
its probably one of those spiked fences
@@Kraed3one small ass fence
Inconveniently placed spikes
Sorry I misplaced them
0:22 Bro just gave up 🤣
😮😢😢
He’s just like:
“Y’know what I quit I don’t wanna be here anymore.”
0:59 certified final destination moment
these accidents are always so brutal man, never ends with 1 damaged person
You mean 1 mentally damaged person who unscrews a spike of some sort and kills 3 ppl?def not happening in the vid
@@SitiSalmah-d2k yeah, and def not at the start
My poor ass reminding myself that this isn’t melon playground
Same
The vids keep getting better!
When you underpay your workers for $1:
Edit: I wasn’t first. Also I’m pretty convinced that industrial accidents are happening on a factory, not a construction site
0:45 this is the last of my hamon take it from me
SSHHHIIIIIZZZAAAA
holy shit this is the last place id expect a jojo reference from
ARE YOU KIDDING ME LMAO
Elite reference
6:35 Легендарная бочка с пивом
7:24 самое главное что пиво выжило
Press X to dodge 5:06
No way i found a rain world fan here
3:34 “YOU SHALL NOT PASS”😂😂😂
Bro makes a better deaths than the Final destination💀💀💀
Honestly, the gorebox sfx fits really well.
finally someone knows where its from
0:37
First dudes buddy cleared the scene of witnesses for the spike accident
7:09 the "beer" barrel😂
0:05 TRIPLE KILL!
the worker who somehow lived with only a broken bone: " happy accidents he said
wear a hard hat to protect yourself they said "
as a vampire i see a big food lost there
This feels pretty brutal even for people playground
Like it feels a little to real
1:41 gorebox goredoll sounds
I think bro got inspired💀
Бро я верил в тебя, я знал что ты станешь успешным. Уже 1 миллион подписчиков я очень рад за тебя. Обожаю твои видео
0:47 certified oh no moment
Bro who prolly was doing his job at the start is gonna have the worst sleep of his life
6:45 Bro survived👏👏👏
Or not 7:12
Guys can y’all stop assuming he stole from gorebox? It’s a mod he installed :/
Everyone knows that.
The employer : “ur still not getting a raise “
3:31 The first 3 victims in Mortal kombat's pit map before the bridge was even fully built.
Phew! Good thing they had the safety helmets on huh?
These are always an interesting watch. It's like, "Damn, glad that didn't happen fr."
Is nobody Going To Talk About The Gorebox screams
Fr😭
I'm also a deputy
Literally all the comments are talking about it wdym
E
0:48 brodie thought he was going to live💀
pov: you hire some idiots to work for 1 dollar per year:
mr krabs
True
6:44 Bro had a 1000 Yard stare😶
6:20 bro saved his mate
hi i'am new here and bangerv melon video btw !!!!!!!!
Iit's not melon playground its people playground
Soz if this comes of as mean or smthn but it’s I am not l’am
1:36 that huge bottle saved a man’s life
"dumb ways to die" ahh 😭
If your job site involves being suspended over sharp metal spikes without a safety harness, it's probably time to find a new job...
The ER is gonna be filled today
More like the morgue
I heard gorebox voices. didn't know people playground had that.
It was a mod that was downloaded
0:50 was my fav part the way that the brick wall or whatever SPLATTERED THE WORKERS HEAD WAS LIKE MWA
1:34 what is this people sound making is it from gorebox?
0:54 the head crush😭
0:41 SSHHIIIZZAAAAAAAAAA
Polnaya shiza
@@mat-veyyyHe meant Cesar (shiza is Japanese pronouns of the Cesar) but yeah it's still polnaya shiza
In 1:35 i just heard the gorebox scream 💀😱😨😰😳🙀
GoreboxGod reference
yeah 0:19
God the thumbnail it’s so bloody…
Ikr?
Just like by malls
Whomp whomp, your profile is a roblox avatar of your a sensitive crybaby omfg
1:04 "and dont you know im still standing" ahh worker
The safest workplace in the 19th century:
1:00 this people find the license work in the sachet of cereals💀🙏
3:34 oh yes we should leave a bunch of these spikes right here below that suspended platform
0:09 bru gave him a kiss before death
7:12 бочка с пивом 🤫🧏♂️
Alternate title. Chinese contraction simulator in people play ground.
What osha thinks will happen if you're not wearing high visibility vests💀
Gorebox ahh screams 😭
2:08 bro went from 🧑🏻🦲to🧑🏿🦲
0:42 Kaboom? Yes we go kaboom
Madness combat in a nutshell:
I won't lie, OSHA won't be happy to hear this
Some of these straight out of final destination
7:22 Of course the guy who caused it all was the only one that it looks like made it out with relatively no major injury, even got flung to safety.
i love how everything just suddenly happening to everyone
5:07 best dodge ever
“My finger slipped” Ahh 😭
what mod makes the people grab onto stuff when they’re falling? 6:16
5:06 is a good example of why hard hats are important though, meanwhile the rest of the video is a horrible example of workplace safety
“Hey Apple!” Ahh kills
Good job 47
At this point...just resign. Get plastic surgery, a name change, and then make an underground bunker. Because there ain't no way you'll recover from these accidents. Unless you aren't the one that caused the accident. Lol
"I had a premonition" type deaths 💀💀
What the final destination ahh kills 😂
Tbh this is kinda cute when they move about.
3:14 Bro, Got Brain damage 💀
The first one bro he was like "well my going to jail"
first guy was like “wu’un me”
We have a section on this podcast called,
safety third
*shake hands with danger plays*