CHAWAL, EYEBROW & THE STORY | Gaurav Kapoor | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 19 січ 2025

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  • @GauravKapoor
    @GauravKapoor  4 роки тому +623

    Vlogging Channel - ua-cam.com/channels/rxLfAJy4cbNk-Yo_7aCduQ.html

  • @muditjain676
    @muditjain676 4 роки тому +825

    Gaurav kapoor in his comedy set: "main mazaak nahi kar raha".
    Genius.

  • @princechhabra8741
    @princechhabra8741 4 роки тому +731

    Best dialogue:
    Ram milai jodi, ek haagu ek padodi😂😂

  • @anant_shinde
    @anant_shinde 4 роки тому +593

    Gaurav:- Socho agar kitna bura lagega apka crush paad de
    Le Audience:- We already imagined the whole situation 😂😂

    • @abhinav7302
      @abhinav7302 4 роки тому +7

      Bhai din bhar online rehte ho? Infranews channel pe bhi dekha tha.
      World affairs pe bhi dekha tha.

    • @JIGGGGGGua_638
      @JIGGGGGGua_638 4 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @Suraj-_-Sood
      @Suraj-_-Sood 3 роки тому

      @@abhinav7302 😂😂

  • @abhisheksomani1358
    @abhisheksomani1358 4 роки тому +404

    Riesenberg 😂😂
    Those who didn't get it- rice+hiesenberg( drug dealer in breaking bad)

  • @gauravverma3627
    @gauravverma3627 4 роки тому +2435

    Imagine, mandeep & saloni are watching this video...😅😂

  • @divymutreja
    @divymutreja 4 роки тому +44

    "Ram milaye jodi, ek haggu ek padodi" - Gaurav Kapoor (2018)

  • @anant_shinde
    @anant_shinde 4 роки тому +1233

    Actually everyone had this childhood school story that there's atleast one guy or girl who have pooped in their pants in school 😂😂

    • @abcdeeeeff
      @abcdeeeeff 4 роки тому +90

      I totally agree with you . I m one of them 🤦

    • @michaelmorningstar4486
      @michaelmorningstar4486 4 роки тому +62

      What if I say I was the one who did😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @akshat_2100
      @akshat_2100 4 роки тому +11

      right

    • @akshat_2100
      @akshat_2100 4 роки тому +21

      mera friend till 8th class tk diaper use krta tha
      aaj bhi usse milte hai tb bhi yhi doubt hota hai
      uss baat ko 8 saal ho gye

    • @tsarchasm4969
      @tsarchasm4969 4 роки тому +22

      i was one of em' , you can't find out who i am so fu€k it , lol

  • @gursidakpreetsingh8800
    @gursidakpreetsingh8800 4 роки тому +291

    Watching this with rajma chawal hits different😂😂

  • @anant_shinde
    @anant_shinde 4 роки тому +216

    Plot twist:- Haggu weds Paddu😂🔥💯

  • @PreetKaur-fk3ds
    @PreetKaur-fk3ds 3 роки тому +220

    This eyebrow is totally relatable. I did my eyebrows only on my wedding, even took 15 days to have both eyes done.

    • @nupurkalra4689
      @nupurkalra4689 3 роки тому +26

      Itne dino mai meri dobara aajati

    • @FunWithRajanya
      @FunWithRajanya 3 роки тому +4

      @@nupurkalra4689 😂😂😂😂

    • @tusharverma1926
      @tusharverma1926 3 роки тому +1

      Eyebrow thi ya whale ki jhant 🤣🤣 15 din lg gye

  • @tanishk_agarwal
    @tanishk_agarwal 4 роки тому +782

    The audience was just stupid this act is amazing 😂😂

  • @ritudeshpande9703
    @ritudeshpande9703 2 роки тому +9

    Gaurav....this is above and beyond. The natural art that you have is commendable. Making people laugh is not easy and you do it flawlessly, without getting personal. Just love every bit of it

  • @akhil991
    @akhil991 4 роки тому +474

    all comedians on youtube: HIBERNATION FOR 69 YEARS
    Gaurav: chalo in salo ko sone do ham apna kaam shuru karte hai

  • @TheTj4all
    @TheTj4all 4 роки тому +18

    Only stand up comedian saying "Main MAZAK nai kar raha" after every 18 seconds.

  • @kushagra9781
    @kushagra9781 4 роки тому +54

    I think gaurav is little underrated ...he deserves more than a million subscribers

  • @hobaibfahim849
    @hobaibfahim849 4 роки тому +46

    After watching this, Mandeep be like: "Saala, jalta hai mujse" 😒

  • @anant_shinde
    @anant_shinde 4 роки тому +96

    Best line:- "mein jhate leke ghum lunga sarpe" 😂😂😂😂

  • @rambo333100
    @rambo333100 4 роки тому +15

    To those who don't know, Meth is also known as chawal. And risenberg reference was related to Heisenberg character from Breaking Bad 😂😂😂 awesome Gaurav bhai hats off💯🙏🏻

  • @manjulajha6810
    @manjulajha6810 4 роки тому +50

    Love ur comedy gaurav 👍👍🤗
    Hilarious 😂🤣🤣😂
    And that "no ball" was epic, at some another level😂😂😂

  • @letstalk413
    @letstalk413 4 роки тому +21

    *Not watched a single vdo where I was not laughing...😂😂😂*

  • @jung6269
    @jung6269 4 роки тому +60

    There should be more standup videos during this period !

  • @Prakriti_Senpai
    @Prakriti_Senpai 2 роки тому +12

    The more i listen to you
    I started liking you as comedian more and more 💀

  • @dhruvdesai2301
    @dhruvdesai2301 4 роки тому +18

    Bro...love your videos...entertaining people is a harder task but for u its like normal..that's the thing I love about u being natural with people...all the best for your future videos..👍👍💯

  • @nowyouseeme164
    @nowyouseeme164 3 роки тому +9

    6:10 when he warned I don’t think anybody stopped the video

  • @esportsgaming1026
    @esportsgaming1026 4 роки тому +168

    People: what is ricenberg?
    Google: the one who kills with RICIN
    😉

  • @smithjones8327
    @smithjones8327 3 роки тому +7

    Ek haggu ek padori 😂😂😂😂💯

  • @yashdevadkar5722
    @yashdevadkar5722 4 роки тому +24

    After 6:30 he was like dekho aap bole to batata hu nhi to nhi
    Public be like :- abbe sale paise bhare hai.. batana to padega hi..😂

  • @diganganamisra1710
    @diganganamisra1710 3 роки тому +31

    Hilarious!! Also, thanks for making "potty-jokes" normal! Now I will be able to quote you in my day to day life😅😅

  • @Soulofnav
    @Soulofnav 4 роки тому +503

    Those who won't get it !! 'Rice-senberg' is reference of heisenberg ( Breaking Bad Character Walter White) 😂😂

  • @bholisibillo
    @bholisibillo 4 роки тому +3

    you are literally one of the most funniest of all comedians. easy humor, kafi chill. jyada dimaag nhi lgana pdta hasne k liye

  • @harshdangiya4838
    @harshdangiya4838 4 роки тому +48

    Toilet Joke was hilarious 🤣 everyone should watch it!

    • @EverythingShorts0
      @EverythingShorts0 4 роки тому

      Please support me please share this everywhere if you like

  • @7Seveneleven7715
    @7Seveneleven7715 3 роки тому +5

    I couldn't watch second half without bursting out three rooms 🤣🤣🤣

  • @himanswho
    @himanswho 4 роки тому +186

    Heisenberg❌
    Ricenberg ✅

  • @solidamry2439
    @solidamry2439 3 роки тому +1

    Raam milaye jodi
    Aik haggu aurr aik padhori.... 😂😂
    Bhai yrr hass hass ke pet mei dard ho gaya..

  • @udayparihar8260
    @udayparihar8260 4 роки тому +259

    Kisko bassi ki waxing ki yaad aayi ye eyebrow wala joke sunke?😂🤣

    • @EverythingShorts0
      @EverythingShorts0 4 роки тому +1

      Please support me please share this everywhere if you like

    • @niteowl17
      @niteowl17 4 роки тому +1

      @@EverythingShorts0 no

    • @investmentcareerdost8140
      @investmentcareerdost8140 4 роки тому +2

      Bassi ne to powder ki jagah aata lga dia tha😄😄

    • @MrAshishSahuji
      @MrAshishSahuji 4 роки тому +3

      Yes...the only difference is usaki ruh nipple mai thi... isaki eyebrows mai hai

    • @ncoolguy143
      @ncoolguy143 3 роки тому

      Uska toh nipple se ruh nikal gaya tha

  • @juveriyasiddiqui8619
    @juveriyasiddiqui8619 4 роки тому +67

    His school seems to be realllyyy baddd ass... i wish i was there wd him to enjoy these all amazing fun situations 🤣🤣🤣
    Rahul k 2 gotteyyyy

    • @epicloft47
      @epicloft47 4 роки тому +1

      His school also had Bagchi Ma'am 🤕

    • @SandeepVerma-lv5ow
      @SandeepVerma-lv5ow 2 роки тому

      In every delhi government school. It's normal. Am glad i have studied there. 😅

  • @Exam_Watch
    @Exam_Watch 4 роки тому +9

    People in odisha, Chhattisgarh and WB eat rice in a way that it feels like 'nasha'. It gets fermented when kept for few days in earthen pot. Becomes alcohol.

  • @kartikeygupta3629
    @kartikeygupta3629 3 роки тому +6

    He is a comedian but he always be like... *mai majak ni kr rha* 😂😂😂

  • @akashnag3879
    @akashnag3879 4 роки тому +163

    Imagine kids of saloni and mandeep seeing this video.

    • @natkhat01
      @natkhat01 4 роки тому +13

      With havanig the name *akash* 🤣🤣
      Just chill bro 🤪 don't take it serious

    • @AK-ej5xe
      @AK-ej5xe 4 роки тому +5

      ye asli nhi hota inke dimag ki hi upaj hoti hai 99% jokes.

    • @jddj1112
      @jddj1112 4 роки тому

      Shut up

    • @MandeepSingh-zk6ki
      @MandeepSingh-zk6ki 4 роки тому

      Not now bro 😂😂

    • @virendra8948
      @virendra8948 4 роки тому +1

      @@MandeepSingh-zk6ki bhai mandeep😂😂😂

  • @ankursharma6393
    @ankursharma6393 4 роки тому

    Bhai bot hi behtreen...😂😂😂😂 Metro me bina headphone sun ra tha nzakat pe sbki hsi nikal gyi....then I got embarrassed.....😂😂😂

  • @technicalhubbo884
    @technicalhubbo884 4 роки тому +6

    I'm very happy to Participate in Your Show today at Kanpur....Meet You at 6:30

  • @manangoenka56
    @manangoenka56 3 роки тому +5

    man i remember the first open mic i'd ever gone to and Gaurav was performing the fart-shit joke. I don't think i've ever laughed at any joke as much as I laughed that day, because of that joke, and the fact that i was laughing over a fart joke made me laugh even more. His mannerisms killed me. That one joke made me fall in love with him

  • @humanitynext4983
    @humanitynext4983 4 роки тому +10

    That was the time when you are half moon, now full moon😜😜

  • @zmartboy5512
    @zmartboy5512 4 роки тому +12

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Gaurav giving poop warning 🤣🤣

    • @EverythingShorts0
      @EverythingShorts0 4 роки тому

      Please support me please share this everywhere if you like

    • @zmartboy5512
      @zmartboy5512 4 роки тому

      @@EverythingShorts0 what ?!

  • @reynupal8781
    @reynupal8781 4 роки тому +50

    Yes I do...I can't live without chawal

    • @ranveershersingh
      @ranveershersingh 4 роки тому +2

      We punjabi eat chawal once in a week. We cant live without chapati.

    • @kishandas2284
      @kishandas2284 4 роки тому +2

      @@ranveershersingh we Bengali eat chawal daily 3 times a day

    • @AkashS97
      @AkashS97 4 роки тому +1

      @@kishandas2284 insaan ho!!! 😯😯😯😯😮

    • @kishandas2284
      @kishandas2284 4 роки тому

      @@AkashS97 🤣🤣

    • @ranveershersingh
      @ranveershersingh 4 роки тому +1

      @@kishandas2284 we eat chapati three times in a day.

  • @aayushmanmehrotra6266
    @aayushmanmehrotra6266 Рік тому +1

    Saloni must have HUGGED Mandeep when he proposed her 😂

  • @nileshsaraswat130
    @nileshsaraswat130 4 роки тому +5

    Gaurav in this whole video
    'Nahi yarr mai majak nahi kar raha hoon"
    Audience who came for stand up comedy:
    "galat jagah agaye hum lagta hai"

  • @chetankhandelwal9398
    @chetankhandelwal9398 3 роки тому

    Bhai best video so far...especially the second half

  • @DaniyalKhan7
    @DaniyalKhan7 4 роки тому +8

    Thanks for the warning. I was about to start my lunch.

  • @LukmanHakim-in9mn
    @LukmanHakim-in9mn 4 роки тому

    Beechme jab warning aya ki aage deluna risk hein. Meine woh risk liya.
    Aur bhaisab itna hasa na meine ki pucho hi mat. 😂😂😂
    Zero regrets 👌😂

  • @amruta9780
    @amruta9780 4 роки тому +21

    Eyebrow incident reminds me Joey(friends)😂😂

    • @kju1382
      @kju1382 3 роки тому

      So how you doinn??😁

  • @PahadiVagabond2009
    @PahadiVagabond2009 4 роки тому +1

    This was awesome. The Reisenberg thing was savage and the last jodi wala gazab tha.😅😂😂

  • @mr.psk.972
    @mr.psk.972 4 роки тому +28

    Ricenberg - A charctor who supply rice drug...Inspired by the series breaking bad's character Heisenberg

  • @maroofsyed9543
    @maroofsyed9543 3 роки тому

    Aaj se chawal khaana shuru 😂😂😂
    Great video 👏👏👏

  • @abhishek15894
    @abhishek15894 4 роки тому +4

    Crush paad to vishwaas uth jaata hai- epic advise to get over a break up 😂

  • @jyotiprakashvlogs
    @jyotiprakashvlogs 4 роки тому +1

    Bhai kachhe wola jok bahut hard h 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @isolated.wallflower
    @isolated.wallflower 3 роки тому +5

    5:24 to 5:55 Most relating part..😂😂

  • @nancysingh6023
    @nancysingh6023 4 роки тому

    Bhai saaab 🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂has has k pet dard krgya mera to bhai 🤣😆😆

  • @stringtabs
    @stringtabs 3 роки тому +4

    I'm a Bengali... And I can totally connect with the first half of this video!! 😂😂 Ricenberg😂😂

  • @chiranjitabordoloi1682
    @chiranjitabordoloi1682 3 роки тому +2

    That eyebrow wala part was epic🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @naishadhvakani864
    @naishadhvakani864 4 роки тому +13

    You're just epic😂😂❤️❤️ I wish I could watch you everyday 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aartikadwe8140
    @aartikadwe8140 2 роки тому

    Gaurav everythime at the end of yur stndup videos , jo aap har bar bolne k loye aate ho background m most of time shyd aapka gahr ki hota hai, n really bohot aachese decor kr rakha hai apne , so nicely😍😍

  • @hanishanota3260
    @hanishanota3260 3 роки тому +4

    U must do this third part of the joke again, the best part I ever heard 😂😂👍🏻

  • @pranaykhandelwal2063
    @pranaykhandelwal2063 3 роки тому +1

    The dialogue "Ram milaye jodi ek haggu ek padodi" was best 😂

  • @shashirajak9997
    @shashirajak9997 4 роки тому +44

    Ricenberg. He meant Heisenberg from breaking bad series.

  • @Sid.G
    @Sid.G 4 роки тому +2

    Thanks for the toilet humour warning. Much appreciated.

  • @av9173
    @av9173 4 роки тому +6

    i am here before it hits millions play!

  • @sakshisrivastava7586
    @sakshisrivastava7586 4 роки тому +1

    Bohot funny set tha yaar 😂😂👍👍

  • @sarfarazsheikh7378
    @sarfarazsheikh7378 4 роки тому +43

    Ricin was the Poison used by Walter White in Breaking Bad Series ❤️

    • @014_teevrabhandari4
      @014_teevrabhandari4 4 роки тому +8

      Heisenberg ki place par Reisenberg tha 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @biskootg
      @biskootg 4 роки тому +1

      Ricin

    • @harshitagarwal7361
      @harshitagarwal7361 4 роки тому +6

      u overexplained it....its normal rice + heisenberg....u got so deep

    • @kju1382
      @kju1382 3 роки тому

      Lily of the valley yo

  • @Savit219
    @Savit219 Рік тому +1

    Thank you so the warning... As we were having dinner...❤

  • @RuchitMalik
    @RuchitMalik 3 роки тому +7

    This was an amazing show, had a great time.

  • @ashutoshbamezai8736
    @ashutoshbamezai8736 3 роки тому

    bete mauj krdi😂😂😂😂bro seriously your content is awesome. hope some day will see you perform live

  • @yashdevadkar5722
    @yashdevadkar5722 4 роки тому +23

    Rice-n-berg = Heisenberg (scientists)
    But in breaking bad(webseries) the chemist teacher makes drugs..

  • @Desi_Kiddo
    @Desi_Kiddo 3 роки тому

    "Ram be banai jodi..
    Ek haggo ek Padori.."😂
    At this line i laughed as fuk..😂😅

  • @anant_shinde
    @anant_shinde 4 роки тому +6

    Gaurav Bhai giving DISCLAIMER to the audience before toilet humour just feels like you will be going to the toilet and you know that previous person haven't flushed it after using it..but still you're going in because obviously you've no option 🙂🙄😬😅

  • @musicalmann3354
    @musicalmann3354 4 роки тому

    Ohhhh bhai jhatteee leke ghum lunga that was epic...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 And paddu and haggu jodi 🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

  • @rakigulia1548
    @rakigulia1548 4 роки тому +5

    00:51 this is so true man 😂😂💀

  • @rajmeshyadavSagar
    @rajmeshyadavSagar 4 роки тому +1

    So very very very funny amijek
    Best video 👌😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @nishithaannegowda8770
    @nishithaannegowda8770 4 роки тому +3

    Rice is the most additive thing ever, as a South Indian(from Karnataka), I totally agree!

  • @mohitist_
    @mohitist_ 4 роки тому

    Nobody
    Literally nobody
    Gaurav kapoor as stand up comic : "Main Majak nahi kar rha hu"...😂😂😂
    Iski to T-Shirt banani chahiye..🤘🤘🤘

  • @yadavjie
    @yadavjie 4 роки тому +16

    Who is watching 👀 after 😳 trending 🤔

  • @rao9080
    @rao9080 4 роки тому +1

    Now no one can talk with friends about such topics cauz of this guy... Ye bhai... sare topic cover kar liye hai... Everyone says bhai ye suna hai..😂😆

  • @niveditasingh8679
    @niveditasingh8679 4 роки тому +4

    I should have taken his warning seriously 😂😂😂

  • @filmthusiast1802
    @filmthusiast1802 3 роки тому

    -Khacche dhoye - dhoye ni to ulte krke pehen liye... 😂😂😂

  • @pradeeparyal3940
    @pradeeparyal3940 4 роки тому +3

    Mother : 'Say my name'
    Gaurav : 'Ricenberg'

  • @ChoudharySiddharth20
    @ChoudharySiddharth20 3 роки тому

    Suprb..seeing this second time...hilarious

  • @adityasingh109
    @adityasingh109 4 роки тому +5

    All I can say for 'The Story' is *BRUUHHHHHHH!!!*

  • @tusharkashyap2431
    @tusharkashyap2431 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks for this information @ 6:15
    Khana khate waqt mood khrab ho jata vrna😂

  • @Ankit_Dwiwedi
    @Ankit_Dwiwedi 4 роки тому +13

    Imagine SALONI & MANDEEP watching this video

  • @KaranSingh-ul8sh
    @KaranSingh-ul8sh 3 роки тому

    Superb 👌 bhai ek dum kadak hai jokes aapke

  • @arpitadam7410
    @arpitadam7410 4 роки тому +7

    He is underrated. He is amazingly talented ❤️

  • @SimranKaur-py3bz
    @SimranKaur-py3bz 3 роки тому +1

    Amazing
    You are the one of the best comic .

  • @yatintaneja21
    @yatintaneja21 4 роки тому +11

    Ricenberg is in reference to breaking bad character Heisenberg. Do watch that series... Its one of the best.

  • @dishavyas2190
    @dishavyas2190 Рік тому

    Huge respect for the heads up about the toilet joke..

  • @akashmurmu_official
    @akashmurmu_official 4 роки тому +13

    Humare east India me chawalse naseli drinking drink banti hai named "handia "

  • @fortesting7902
    @fortesting7902 4 роки тому

    These gauravs are now taking over whole indian youtube catagory.

  • @umarsiddiqui7002
    @umarsiddiqui7002 4 роки тому +14

    When i was kid i always thought that girl did not have pubic hair armpit hair and they don't fart

    • @kabirsingh434
      @kabirsingh434 4 роки тому

      200rs wali mitthai hai tu😂

    • @umarsiddiqui7002
      @umarsiddiqui7002 4 роки тому

      @@kabirsingh434 😂😂😂😂😂 i hate tik tok as much sea have foam 😂😂😂 tu hoga 200 wali 😂😂😂

    • @kabirsingh434
      @kabirsingh434 4 роки тому

      @@umarsiddiqui7002 Abey lavde apna kaam kar😂

  • @AdityaKumar-dv9cp
    @AdityaKumar-dv9cp 4 роки тому

    6:50 AREY gaurav sir yeh wala joke toh Amazon prime wale show mein BHI Aapne Bola tha na 😂😂😂
    WELL I M NOT JUDGING....KEEP UP YOUR WORK 😅😅

  • @aryan5683
    @aryan5683 4 роки тому +71

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    Nalle log: "Google kiya pr samjh nhi a rha"!!