Slimecicle Went to Minecraft Court (ft. JaidenAnimations, Quackity...) (QSMP)
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
- Slimecicle secretly hires everyone on the QSMP to be his lawyer to win the biggest Minecraft court case ever seen.
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Philz’s realizing that slime was getting multiple lawyers and making indignant noises every time was amazing 💀
IKRR LOL
his laugh at 23:21 is just everything
It was just amazing💚❤
Late response but I just watched Phil's VOD and it was the funniest shit ever from his perspective, he was stealthily following Slime around and eavesdropping (reading the bubbles appearing above Slime's head LOL) onto every one of his meetings from a distance one after the other and got progressively more astonished
i absolutely lost my shit when all 5 lawyers had to go up after they all lost their shit finding out they werent the only lawyer 😭💀
Spiderman meme except they're all lawyers instead of identical?
@@cfre2451 exactly
Someone need to animate that
I would lose their shit twice to see that animated 😂
I would like to mention that tilin was meant to be the sixth lawyer but backed out on the day
Jaiden left literally no crumbs for the defendants, she won that case as soon as she finished her opening statement
You sure, that video of slime attacking Phil house was pretty good evidence
@@Samzatas thats the way he grief and it attack both of them cause they both are juanaflippa parent
@@Worktodeath2 English pls
@@Samzatas Crime of passion go brrr.
It wasn't even relevant to the case, but other does ironically further show how much Slime cared for JuanaFlippa.
@@Missingno_Miner after slime killed tilin, it shows how violent and dangerous he is. Slime should not have juanaflippa
Slime absolutely FREAKING OUT because he is late (he is the first person there) then realizing he forgot his suit skin (accidently prints out the skin on his fucking printer) and proceeds to render the file of evidence as this happens is the funniest shit ever I cANNOT
And then nobody is there for a few minutes
as someone who was there live, when jaiden gave her opening speech the chat was going absolutely fucking insane.
As someone who was also there, yes I was going apeshit
Fr !! When she finished I clapped bro, she did amazing
IKR
Man sad I missed it live I just have a different time zone it was night for me ;(
@@benjaminlough1976 as someone who was there i feel bad for you...
Jaiden clearly took her job as lawyer very seriously, she was such a good lawyer!
If you watch her stream she thought she was the only lawyer he had so she wanted to do it right.
She took things dead serious and I love that, girl could of carried the whole court.
@@silent-drops3474 yea Charlie basically scammed jaiden emotionally to get a good lawyer
@@Samzatas
shhhh we dont talk about that part
@@feixou yea I wish jaiden didn’t represent, he his a egg murder
Markiplier: "I'm a man who owns five ovens!"
Charlie: "I'm a slime who owns five lawyers!"
LMAO THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT IVE EVER READ
FRRR
HELPSOBSIVSISBISHISB
So true!
What a great episode of Better Call Jaiden
💀
Charlie might not have the skills to win at Minecraft through brute force. But he absolutely has the charisma to draw others to his side. Man really just managed to assemble an army of lawyers and made it work
Especially right after fighting them. Hes on his Luffy type charm
When he rolled for charisma he rolled a nat 20 plus 7 due to him being him.
@@RndmKyogre4sumreasin+3 to charisma - The goopyness
Jaiden absolutely ate during her opening statement. This was so much fun to watch live holy shit
1:08:30
That's why its called order in the court
absolutely ATE?!🤣🤣
honestly the funniest part of all this is how you can *hear* the moment Phil clocks that Slime is talking to each person individually to get them as his lawyer after he tried to get Phil to help him too xD priceless
Like Phil laughs a lot but that laughter was especially loud :')
JAIDENS OPENING STATEMENT SLAYED SO HARD HOLY SHIT
In the previous vod, Jaiden says she doesn't know how to be a lawyer. In this vod, she doesn't even have to be a lawyer because she wins at the start.
charlie getting everyone to be his lawyer individually is absolutely hilarious, even when fighting for custody with his deadbeat wife, he just emanates chaotic energy.
also flippa!!! so glad our lil huevito is with us again :)
Now we are all huevos *at heart or litteraly
Slimecicle is a chaos god
SETH?! @@RndmKyogre4sumreasin
I died at Philza's reaction when he clocked on to what Slime was doing and how everything else slowly unravelled from there.
Every lawyer coming up to the stand like a reverse clown car.
Jaiden slayed this and I knew she would because she always has evidence. She’s got the spreadsheets.
Fans who don’t watch Bad’s pov being shocked at how dark he can get will never not be funny. Mans is a demon in sheep’s clothing. Let him cook.
That's why they call them, BAD boy halo
Timestamp?
They never learn 😂
Can i get a timestamp please?
I don't think you can hear Bad being dark on this vod, but after Juanaflipa returns he says something like "huh, I didn't know resurrection could be done without a sacrifice. I was kind of hoping we would have to."
And then agrees when Dapper says they should kill Marianna and Slime then adopt Juanaflipa. Man's is bloodthirsty 😂
Charlie keeps asking his lawyers to hold him back but no one is holding him back this is such a funny stream
Mariana saying "Don't do this to me" at 15:57 made me cry.
I know he sounded so broken and sad.
Jaiden did such a great job on being a lawyer. Chat went absolutely NUTS
Bro had 5 lawyers and still got a sentence
Well there was actual video footage of him very clearly trying to kill a child
Roier did a great job against them all, from Jaiden asking for death as a sacrifice down to 10 minutes in jail
Being Phil in there and just hearing Slime call on everyone for an aside must have been the funniest thing
Charlie really collecting lawyers like he’s collecting pokemon. Gotta catch them all 😂
Gotta catch em all!
_Lawyers!_
Mariana and El Backflippo only want JuanaFlippa to be back. It's Badboyhalo who turned Slimecicle against his wife!
So true
Unexpectedly, Bad has been proving to be a very chaotic character this smp
@@cfre2451 true 😂
I think him switching sides in the dream smp to keep the fight going should've foreshadowed this chaotic personality 😅 we were just blind to it lol
@@cfre2451 then again bad always turns out to be some sort of villain 😭
I was reading some facts about this trial and it's insane.
Mariana's skin has Saitama's outfit, Saitama is a character who can destroy with a single hit, so it makes sense if he can broke Juanaflippa's bed so easily, even if he was just trying to kiss her. The rule of 'Your egg will die if you broke the bed' it was implemented thanks to Slime, he broke Philza's egg bed to 'kill' him after making a deal with devil. Juanaflippa went to hell instead of heaven because she killed Philza to avenge her dad. Lastly but not least, Juanaflippa will die tonight because none of them took care of her, so the trial was a waste of time anyways 🤣
The only egg task they had that day was rescue their egg from jail and since Juana Flippa wasn’t in the jail that day I don’t think they have to do that one. In other words I’m pretty sure they’re excused.
I don't think it went to hell because it killed Philza. That was because of the deal with the devil.
The collective entity known as Slimecicle’s Lawyer did an amazing job!
i love how near the end almost everyone had hope for slimes character then immiedietly forgot hes a psychopath lmaoo
i love how all of charlies laywers took their turns and each gave their own words to help charlies case. it sorta worked out having 5 lawyers
15:55 "my daughter is all I have"
17:40 Mariana sent a pic of their family
31:00 roier goes to mariana
33:45 im an egg uncle my dad is lawyer
41:00 court begins
43:38 slime's lawyers
47:13 jaiden pops off
1:09:12 THE TIKTOK EDIT
1:17:52 "maybe she faked her death bc she hates you both"
1:20:28 slime defends killing Chayanne
1:33:43 JUANA FLIPPA
1:50:51 elmariana looks for his daughter who is asleep
🙏🙏🙏
TYSM
This must be pinned
Here I think you dropped this: 👑
" El Backflippo Penetratio " got me spitting out the water in my mouth
This stream overall is just too good, every second is the essence
I looked it up there is no laws prohibiting you from having multiple lawyers, this is crazy to me
Why would there be?
@@bentlergerjamin2783 Just seems a little unfair is all, but the idea of showing up to court only to realize your opponent has an entire TEAM of lawyers is HILARIOUS to me
@@ActuallyYoda69 most corporations have a team of lawyers, although it might not be the case where said lawyers actually represent said cooperation, it's not uncommon for someone to have assistant counsel or co-counsel, essentially an assistant and co lawyers respectively.
@@suspiciouscanadian6478 That's CORPORATIONS I was talking about REGULAR PEOPLE like just some guy from Iowa
I believe the OJ case had about 5 lawyers
from slimecicle struggling to get prepared for court to getting as many lawyers as possible, the entire preparation period was funny as hell
Seeing as jaiden will bring spreadsheets to an arument of 10 billions lions vs every pokemon
Its no surprise that she came prepared as hell and killed it with that opening statement
Slimcicle got five lawyers, not to have five lawyers, but to have five people holding him back from absolutely rocking Mariana's shit
"Tiktok edit us fucking" best thing i've ever heard
Jaiden has got to be a boxer on the side or something cuz she came out swinging dang.
I couldn't watch it live since I was catching up on the vods while it happened, but I'm so glad slime won the court case!! I hope juana flippa enjoys the new life she was granted
edit: watching charlie try so hard not to laugh as everyone walks up as his lawyer is amazing
spoilers!!!!!
ohh, im doing the same too! i just finished catching up rn
Yo same!!
They both won and lost lmao
What do you mean that "Slime won"? Both of them won, they wanted Juanaflippa alive and they got it.
The Slimecicle lore is one of the most chaotic stories I've ever heard.
Whoever made that thumbnail needs to be paid tremendous amounts of money
23:20 Phils laugh is just the best thing EVER right here
as expected from the one who demolished "Schlatt" in the 1 billion lions vs every pokemon debate 47:28
That was probably the best opening statement I've seen in Minecraft or in real life. Ggs to Jaiden!
losing it at slime telling roier he's everything he has left as if he didn't have five other lawyers to replace him JDNFDKDJKDKDKFJ
When they all went up as slime's lawyers, that whole scene cracked me up
My favourite moments:
1: el maraiana photo
2: mending the gay
3: slime wants to sacrifice his wife to Satan
4: "sorry dad all i want is love." Juanaflippas last words before she died well.. the last words she said to El backflipo before what happened juanaflippa just wanted love from her broken family.
5: jaden's speech Barack me hearing all those words so specific words and seeing L Mariana react to all that and him reading the speech bubbles in Spanish that I know he was doing was heartbreaking I'm guessing Jaden speech was very straightforward I'm guessing she planned that out quite well I got to say she's really good with speaking
6: FOLISH THE CHEATING FUCKING HWHORE!!!!!
7: elmariana uh... wants that slimeussy
1:49:22
Slimeussy 😭
Slimeussy? 🤔
I sorry but Slimeussy?
When you get your daughter back
but then you remembered that you told the court about Satan( he told you to not tell everyone about him or hell burn your family)
Im so afraid for that, maybe this could be a bonding experience for him and mariana tho, defending their family from the literal devil lol
satan is going to get fucking carpet bombed
WHY DID FIT JUST IMMEDIATELY SNORT A LINE WITH CHARLIE HELPSNDJW
All those lawyers and he only needed Jaiden. Can't say I didn't see it coming.
THIS HAD ME LAUGHING MY BALLS OFF also the way slime still had the plan to kill every egg to get Juana back if he lost the trial was so funny
It’s so hard to tell if anything is scripted because this is just normal slimecicle behavior
it was so funny when phil realised what was going on oh my god
you know what, Bad was the one who told Slime to kill his wife and I never thought he would be someone to sudggest such a thing
He's pg but his brain is still fucked up
I watched the trial from Phils pov first and all of us crows slowly realising that slime was just gathering lawyers was fucking hilarious
This is the most un-serious lore vod, that is also serious at times ever.
Its the best one I’ve seen tbh
Watching this on stream was so hilarious, Phil and foolish turning against him was so funny 😭
Charlie: hey lawyer, can you pass me the salt
All 5 of his lawyers: *reaches for the salt*
Everyone except charlie: :O
I haven't watched that much of it yet but I really hope that Slimecicle is able to win this court case and is able to save his daughter
Spoilers
They both won and lost lmao
We are in prison (*kazoo*&*harmonica*)
Phil's reaction to the amount of lawyers Slime has talked with is priceless
"Tastes like foolish bro" HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW FOOLISH TASTES LIKE????😭
Jaiden with that opening, first of she ate it. Then she spat it out stomped on it and fed it to Mariana. It was beautiful.
there's something strangely wholesome about fit and slimecicle doing drugs outside the courthouse
I'm feeling over the fact that this was the entire plan all along to get all the eggs in one place to bomb them lmaoo
These streams are literally so awesome especially live i get left thinking about them for days after they’re finished
Phil’s reactions are by far the funniest thing
I’m literally cackling watching all of the lawyers swarm to the stand
why does every stream with Charlie and Mariana have to end with el sexo
when i thought it was finally done with and had reached it's peak, slime reveals the BOMBS underneath the floorboards
“Objection your honor, going to get milk for a month is a bad bit”
i still come back to this vod and i laugh so hard everytime 💀 the ending with the coldplay music never fails to bring tears to my eyes
every time a new lawyer is revealed I start to cry a bit more
This man put literally all of his stat points into charisma, this man has the tongue of a mongoose…….. 😃
I feel like I’m watching reality TV or something I’m waving my hands around mouthing shocked words to myself at 3am at each revelation. This is wild and I cannot sleep because I’m thinking too much about this slimy gunky guy and his adorable adorable daughter
I looked it up there is no limit to how many lawyers you can lawfully have.
That's actually a better conclusion than I would've hoped. Long Live Flippa.
Also, Jaiden pop off was insane!
I got an ad in the middle of the trial for some mattress company and it said "Thank you Marianna for being part of the team". I cannot make this the fuck up
I love Charlie's bit of just getting everybody as his lawyer
Slime just made the lawyer avengers
"Your honor I was trimming the hedges."
I literally can't cant
1:49:20 is everything
I am scared how many times they had canonical sex 😭😭😭
How many times...?
@@Giga2359woman 3-4 times at this point.
@@d3mmm3 😧
THE END MADE ME DIE💀
Same. Big sex scene.
It's wild how nobody brought up the fact Slime did the EXACT same thing to Foolish and Vegetta's egg 😭
exactly what i thought too
This stream was absolutely amazing, it was so funny watching the five lawyers only catching on to what was happening like 5 minutes before the trial and the courtroom just losing it when all of them stepped up, the build-up was so perfect-
This court case truly had it all, drama humor, plottwists...
Indicting lawyers instead of the accused...uh...sad Tiktok edits...questionable resurrection rituals...
And of course six fantastic attorneys (yes, we talk about Charlie's lawyers all the time but we cannot forget about Roier) and a really good and focused judge (seriously, Maximus performed so well as judge).
I think we can all agree that we were all more than entertained by the season finale of our favorite Minecraft novela, can't wait to see where the new arc is leading!
Also, whoever did the Ace Attorney-esque thumbnail: Know that I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
(I truly hope someone edits the trial in a Ace Attorney fashion somewhere down the line...)
Every time Charlie makes a clever joke and it just doesn't land, I grimace a little, it's sad. o7
Nahh why did they straight up have sex after suing eachother
tbh I cant tell if Slime and Mariana are fighting or flirting at some times, ex; 47:00
Both
Both.
U know the lawyer is good asf when she wear suit to the court
JAIDEN CAME OUT SWINGING GAH DAMN
THE START WITH MARIANA AND SLIME WITH THE ANGST IF SO SAD 😢
I wish all court cases were like this goddam
this stream- im so sad i missed it but i finally got around to watch the vod and oh my god, this stream is amazing. Jaiden absolutely coming clutch, all the lawyers, the tiktok edit, the prison, resurrection it was all amazing. The end had me laughing this stream was great
That was smart, Slime got 5 lawers to represent him, i laugh so much
13:58 Poor security guard was prob sweating so bad bc of these two.
15:06. Nvm, he prob got popcorn and everything😂
35:51 "HOW MANY FAQKING LAWYERS DOES HE-" 😭😭😭
43:46 Tales of the Slime Lawyer Army.
forget the avengers, charlie just assembled his own fucking super team
Just the chaos that ensues when the judge asks for the lawyers to come to the stand and all 5 of them go up there 😂 I needs me that moment but animated
this video aged like milk and it's only one day old
For some reason opening the video and seeing a depressed yet well dressed Charlie game me an uncontrollable smile
This is the third time Slimecicle's been to court because he's in Sorry. He's been the judge and the accused/defendant.
I’m sorry I started laughing when the video began and he was smiling and looked like he was gonna burst into laughter, I CAN’T- 😭💀