Actually, Star Trek Has Always Been Horny

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    ▶Chapters:
    0:00 - Intro
    02:31 - Analyzing Naked Boimler
    06:55 - Horny TNG: Sub Rosa
    17:14 - Blame Gene
    18:36 - Horny DS9, Voyager, and Enterprise
    21:56 - Conclusion
    24:39 - Shoutouts, Plugs, and Announcements
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  • @erinsmith4416
    @erinsmith4416 2 роки тому +455

    20 years I've lived in Scotland and never once encountered a horny ghost in a candle. Not even a mildly frisky imp in a lighter. I demand to speak to the manager.

    • @RichardCraig
      @RichardCraig 2 роки тому +15

      Please upvote this to the max so it never leaves the top of this page.

    • @MrEscape314
      @MrEscape314 2 роки тому +13

      Imp in a lighter sound ls more convenient. Where can we find that?

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому +21

      To paraphrase a supposedly Scottish character in that episode- DINNAE TOUCH THA CAHNDLE! YER DOOOMED DOOMED!

    • @MrEscape314
      @MrEscape314 2 роки тому +2

      @@RichardCraig I tried up voting like a dozen times but it only goes up and down one..

    • @kellykeegan2608
      @kellykeegan2608 2 роки тому +14

      @@MrEscape314 I'm sick of all these imps in lights I keep finding, I'm ready to settle down with a real ghost in a candle 🥰

  • @emp0rt
    @emp0rt 2 роки тому +140

    Captain Kirk banging alien women was a meme before memes existed.

    • @rosemorris7912
      @rosemorris7912 2 роки тому +2

      Exactly!

    • @johnsonanum
      @johnsonanum 8 днів тому

      Riker did much more than Kirk in TNG. Even slept with a single-sex species.

    • @theemmjay5130
      @theemmjay5130 2 дні тому

      People forget how horny McCoy could be.

  • @OsirisMalkovich
    @OsirisMalkovich 2 роки тому +108

    _Star Trek,_ titillating young nerds since 1966.

    • @johnsonanum
      @johnsonanum 8 днів тому

      Deanna Troy, Tasha Yar, Seven of Nine and T'Pol in tight-fitting uniforms. Dabo girls and Orion slave girls. Riker and Kirk sleeping with everything that walks.

  • @retwerd
    @retwerd 2 роки тому +172

    Honestly, Picard’s immediate response to Beverly’s describing of her grandma’s sexcapades is super funny. He makes this kinda high pitched sound that gives off a feeling that he’s very interested. It really helps that Patrick Stewart is an excellent actor, and super funny when he wants to be

    • @SailorDeath
      @SailorDeath 2 роки тому +9

      He's also not above toilet humor as was apparent when he revealed his idea for a show on Extras with Ricky Gervais

    • @charlestownsend9280
      @charlestownsend9280 2 роки тому +2

      @@SailorDeath or when he plays the director of the CIA in American dad who is constantly high on cocaine and having adult fun time with hookers or at one point possessing a baby so he can see some boobs.
      He comes across as a old Shakespearean upper class British guy but really he's more like the lower class, especially with humour.

    • @DanaColeDares
      @DanaColeDares 2 роки тому +5

      @@charlestownsend9280 ... that's pretty much Shakespeare, though.

    • @TransgenderAncientHistory
      @TransgenderAncientHistory Рік тому +2

      "mmMMMmmmmhhh, it appeahs the Howahd wimmin have excepshun'ly vigorous libeedoes"
      Somehow that's both one of the worst things anybody has ever said in Star Trek, while also not even being the worst thing anybody said IN THAT EPISODE

    • @jessicabahr9627
      @jessicabahr9627 Рік тому

      ​@@SailorDeath l

  • @eriks2962
    @eriks2962 2 роки тому +289

    I am surprised Steve did not mention Risa. The brothel planet the entire crew of starships travel to as a group!
    Also Quark makes it clear that half of his customer use the holodeck for sexual fantasy.

    • @cryofpaine
      @cryofpaine 2 роки тому +26

      Or The Game, where the entire crew of the Enterprise is brainwashed by a sex game.

    • @MsTalia1
      @MsTalia1 2 роки тому +8

      And most of the other half use it for violence.
      Sometimes there's probably an overlap.
      See Klingons.

    • @Etopirynka
      @Etopirynka 2 роки тому +13

      Sure! Especially since he put the still of Picard and Vash in there holding the hor'ghan ;) pretty sure they went all the way too 🤷‍♀️ oh and the joke with Jamaharon!

    • @nedzed3663
      @nedzed3663 2 роки тому +11

      Honestly, why would anyone use the Holodeck for anything else?

    • @PrincessOzaline
      @PrincessOzaline 2 роки тому +15

      I mean he had it on screen, then switched to Sub Rosa I think that was his way of saying, "the sex planet is low hanging fruit. You expect sex on sex planet (and get archaeology) you expect ghosts on Scottland planet (and get sex!)"

  • @Peregrine57
    @Peregrine57 2 роки тому +125

    I sometimes think Zephram Cochrane's self-deprecating deconstruction of his vision in First Contact is the writers having a go at the fandom, and their lauding of Gene Roddenberry's vision. "I didn't build this ship to usher in a new era for humanity. You think I wanna go to the stars? I don't even like to fly. I take trains. I built this ship so that I could retire to some tropical island filled with ...naked women. That's Zefram Cochrane. That's his vision." This is the writers, laying it out there. "This is Gene's vision. This is who Gene was. Is this want you want?"
    And you know what, yeah, that is what I want. I mean, don't overdo it. But yeah, a little bit of consenting adult hornyness never hurt nobody.

    • @jhonbus
      @jhonbus 2 роки тому +16

      I absolutely love this take.

    • @xTheUnderscorex
      @xTheUnderscorex 2 роки тому +38

      It isn't just a "don't meet your heroes" moment though, it's an acknowledgement that a visionary historical figure doesn't manifest anachronistically out of whole cloth as an avatar of the society that will follow. Cochrane is a flawed flesh and blood human shaped by the society around him, the legendary figure that he becomes is part fiction and part him rising to the occasion.
      Which is to say, yeah it's pretty fair to read it as a direct commentary on Gene.
      "Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgements." is also the writers talking through him.

    • @queenannsrevenge100
      @queenannsrevenge100 2 роки тому +8

      @@xTheUnderscorex - yeah, I’ve always loved that scene. Great people are just as often flawed people.

    • @rifter0x0000
      @rifter0x0000 2 роки тому +3

      It was really weird to me how Zephram Cochrane got retconned multiple times. I have to say I wasn't as thrilled with the version they landed on, but it is what we got.

    • @Dracattack
      @Dracattack Рік тому +4

      Given what happens to him later this is funny as hell. Be careful what you wish for Zephram

  • @Stilesda
    @Stilesda 2 роки тому +78

    I have found that many trekkies omit from their memory the early tng episode where the crew gets drunk and it's strongly implied that Crusher and Picard bone down so hard that Picard gets intimidated by her voracious appetite and starts avoiding her so he doesn't become an empty, sweaty husk

    • @litchtheshinigami8936
      @litchtheshinigami8936 2 роки тому +12

      Also the first season of tng where tasha yar basically is implied to have sex with data.. and literally asks him if he is able to do that 😂

    • @chrisinnes2128
      @chrisinnes2128 2 роки тому +7

      That's form the same episode

    • @rifter0x0000
      @rifter0x0000 2 роки тому +9

      @@chrisinnes2128 And that episode is not only gone over at the very beginning of the video, but that episode and the related episodes were the inspiration for the episode people were complaining about.

    • @geekgirl_luv4262
      @geekgirl_luv4262 Рік тому +1

      I *wish* I could omit that episode from my memory

  • @johnchedsey1306
    @johnchedsey1306 2 роки тому +60

    Boimler's Taint is one of the most legendary moments of Lower Deck. I know Steve has the sense of humor of a vulcan (winky emoji face), but that whole scene was an utter riot. The best part is the asexual Chief Engineer is in the background, buck naked and reading engineering reports on his Pad. One of the best background gags in the episode.
    People who whine about current Trek are genuinely miserable, I suspect.

  • @JoeCool7835
    @JoeCool7835 2 роки тому +130

    Beverly's MILF status was cemented earlier than Sub Rosa. In The Host, it was strongly implied that she was riding Odan on a very frequent basis, and, when the symbiont got transferred to Riker, she ended up riding him, too. I always found that funny. Despite the will-they-won't-they between Beverly and Picard present since the first episode, Riker STILL got to nail her first!

    • @salenstormwing
      @salenstormwing 2 роки тому +12

      Picard never went where several men went before... especially when it was his Number One.

    • @jhonbus
      @jhonbus 2 роки тому +9

      That's the episode where Beverly and Deanna do their... workout, right? Yes, very horny.

    • @richdaley9982
      @richdaley9982 2 роки тому +21

      I was always disappointed they didn't let her hook up with the new female host.

    • @JoeCool7835
      @JoeCool7835 2 роки тому +5

      @@jhonbus No, you're thinking of The Price, where Deanna was getting railed.

    • @user-zh4vo1kw1z
      @user-zh4vo1kw1z 2 роки тому +4

      Oh, I am sure that in the naked now there was an unseen moment where there was a lot of muffled noise coming from Picard's railing room

  • @Stardust_7273
    @Stardust_7273 2 роки тому +51

    I love the part of “The Perfect Mate” when Riker shows Kamala to her room then immediately touches his com badge and says, “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the Holodeck.”

    • @willmfrank
      @willmfrank 2 роки тому +10

      It's Riker's version of Jayne's "I'll be in my bunk."

  • @jayb8934
    @jayb8934 2 роки тому +29

    "Star Trek is too adult now!"
    Meanwhile back in the first season of TNG Tasha's frequently mentioning how she spent her childhood hiding from rape gangs.

    • @justarandomgothamite5466
      @justarandomgothamite5466 7 місяців тому +3

      Also wasn't everyone complaining that LD "is a cartoon which makes it a kids show that's not Star Trek buhuuuuu."

    • @johnsonanum
      @johnsonanum 8 днів тому

      Remember that time three Orion slave girls took down the enter male crew of the Enterprise, including Captain Jonathan Archer?

  • @dwc1964
    @dwc1964 2 роки тому +38

    4:35 - the shot of one of my all-time favorite comeback lines evar:
    Sulu: I'll protect you, fair maiden!
    Uhura: *Sorry, neither!*

    • @Lemurion287
      @Lemurion287 2 роки тому +12

      Making her one of the very few unmarried female characters in 60s network television to admit on screen to being sexually active...

    • @user-tx9be2ls4x
      @user-tx9be2ls4x 2 місяці тому +2

      I came down here looking for this comment. The best part was - it was utterly improvised. Sulu delivers his line about "fair maidens," and NICHELLE NICHOLS looks at him to tell the world, "no, sorry, honey, I'm black and I like to get down."

  • @erikstrickland5207
    @erikstrickland5207 2 роки тому +28

    Risa was literally the "Fuck Planet". You display a goddamn statue and someone comes along and rides your pony. Curzon Dax fucking died of ORGASMS ON RISA!

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 2 місяці тому +1

      Death by snu snu 😅

    • @johnsonanum
      @johnsonanum 8 днів тому

      @@ryshow9118 Death by oo-mox

  • @ikarikid
    @ikarikid 2 роки тому +58

    Just to further nail the point home: The original pilot has a bunch of aliens kidnapping the captain and trying to force him to be Adam. In fact, the yeoman character was mentioned as having “unusually strong female drives” and Susan Oliver appears as four takes on the same character: A pretty young woman, a damsel in distress, a loving wife and an Orion slave girl.

    • @costelinha1867
      @costelinha1867 2 роки тому +7

      Also that episode where a bunch of horny aliens force Kirk to kiss Uhura. (Honestly, that one is very creepy.)

    • @willmfrank
      @willmfrank 2 роки тому +6

      ...Especially the bit where the Talosians truncate the illusion and Vina shouts "NO! Let me FINISH!"
      I mean...You just KNOW what she means by "finish."

    • @ronaldspencer8983
      @ronaldspencer8983 2 роки тому +5

      @@costelinha1867 Agreed!
      It was way too close to masters forcing slaves to breed while they watched.

  • @punkinholler
    @punkinholler 2 роки тому +26

    I'm not sure why but that bit about Picard insisting that 5'10 is a respectable height for a man and anything more was impractical had me crying laughing.

  • @KaboomKrusader
    @KaboomKrusader 2 роки тому +53

    Worth mentioning that in the Lower Decks episode in question, the crooked administrator of the holo-tests revealed they were rigged to be un-passably difficult (for everyone but Boimler, at least). So it's likely the version of the "Naked" virus that Mariner encountered in her test had its effects intentionally cranked up to 11 compared to what the two Enterprises previously encountered.
    Hence resulting in "everybody's naked and openly banging in the mess hall" instead of just "everyone's acting kinda raunchy." Point being there was an actual underlying narrative reason for the horniness factor being so overt in the Lower Decks scene.

    • @LexYeen
      @LexYeen 2 роки тому +16

      Yes, this, exactly this. Context, people! It's as important as the text, if not moreso!

    • @r.j.grayson6899
      @r.j.grayson6899 2 роки тому +3

      It was like a bad* fanfic!
      *bad or great depending on your tastes

  • @RobertJazo
    @RobertJazo 2 роки тому +56

    I always assumed that the sex ghost story was a shameless rip off of the Witching Hour by Anne Rice where the protagonist (a doctor) returns to New Orleans after her estranged mother dies and immediately begins being haunted by a sex ghost that has been haunting the women of her family for generations. Now that I know it was based off a spec script, I am more convinced than ever that it started as an Anne Rice / Star Trek crossover fan fic.

    • @LadeeGrimm
      @LadeeGrimm 2 роки тому

      That is exactly what I thought watching that episode.. No idea who came up with the idea first though..

    • @tparadox88
      @tparadox88 2 роки тому +12

      So did Anne Rice's lawyers, which is why Paramount had to seek a settlement with her.

    • @thothmesx1
      @thothmesx1 2 роки тому +4

      I loved Witching Hour, but when I saw Sub Rosa, it was clear to me that worked wonderfully in Rice's world looked silly on TNG.

    • @andrewleah1983
      @andrewleah1983 Рік тому

      Technically Patrick Stewart was in a vampire movie too (Lifeforce).

  • @jeffeffa78
    @jeffeffa78 2 роки тому +49

    As a lifelong fan who started off with the original series, I found this episode to be absolutely hilarious and I laughed my ass off. The callbacks were great.

  • @antonio3484
    @antonio3484 2 роки тому +17

    Lets not forget that Quark is running a holographic brothel through the entirety of DS9 and VERY explicitly markets his services on many occasions. Or how Tasha Yar's backstory involves heavy references to, uhhhhh, 'gangbangers' (to put it in a way that's safe for a youtube comment section). Or how basically every appearance of the iconic Orions in TOS is just them being portrayed as strippers. Or how the literal pilot episode was about a bunch of lonely aliens trying to convince Pike to stay with them and be their favorite porn star. The list just keeps going.

  • @francismcginley1808
    @francismcginley1808 2 роки тому +16

    Your videos honestly have helped me be significantly less of one of THOSE kinds of fans that obsess over canon and what a show 'should' be.
    People just invest a lot more of their identity into show then is healthy and when the show does not meet their expectations they feel personally attacked.

  • @SiriusMined
    @SiriusMined 2 роки тому +27

    The incessant repetition of the term "railed" took this to a whole new level of funny. Well played my friend!

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 2 місяці тому

      Had me rolling while I'm making dinner 😂😂😂

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому +51

    That Sub rosa review was almost as funny as Allison Pregler's. That's saying a lot.

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 2 роки тому +9

      Didna ligh that cahn-dle!!

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому +3

      @@MLBlue30 YER DOOOMED! DOOOMED!

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому +1

      @@o.c.kiddkidd5163 I always get the stirring to watch more of her reviews

  • @dsillsevans
    @dsillsevans 2 роки тому +16

    I’m here for Captain Shannon Tweed and her ship, the USS Ent-her-prize. I feel nothing but shame for that joke.

  • @TehEv0
    @TehEv0 2 роки тому +12

    I feel like peoples' reactions to 'horny trek' is less about Star Trek being horny, and more the fact that it's more open about it that it was able to in previous series. It, much like its premise has evolved with the changing views of society. People are conflating its actual horniness with being more open to said horniness.

  • @jhonbus
    @jhonbus 2 роки тому +12

    I felt the need to re-watch the scene in "Who Mourns for Morn?" where Quark goes to inspect the mud bath he inherits. That's a good one.

  • @ladystarlight4717
    @ladystarlight4717 2 роки тому +16

    11 minutes of play by play of Sub Rosa... o.O Simply amazing.

  • @ShinjiSings
    @ShinjiSings 2 роки тому +26

    Star Trek and hornyness.
    This video will be 75% talking about Rick Berman

  • @joshuau7023
    @joshuau7023 2 роки тому +12

    "That was a definite breakup."
    That one got me.

  • @andrewanastasovski1609
    @andrewanastasovski1609 2 роки тому +8

    I remember watching that scene where the doctor is in a nightgown with her legs up, and thinking I can't believe this is on broadcast television.

  • @Chris-tf7gi
    @Chris-tf7gi 2 роки тому +10

    You just tuned Sub Rosa from a "worst ever? and can skip it" to a "must see" TNG episode. Awesome!

    • @nybble
      @nybble 2 роки тому +6

      People like to crap all over it, but really if you just come at it as a not at all serious piece of erotic gothic fiction, it's great!

  • @neesi1570
    @neesi1570 2 роки тому +41

    This goes all the way back to "The Cage." After trying to tempt Pike by making Vina look more and more alluring, the Talosians then abduct Colt and Number One and use them to try to convince the captain to stay ("Your yeoman has strong feminine drives, and your cold and aloof second in command? She totally wants to bang you!") Heck, look at William Theiss' costume design all through TOS. I hate to perpetuate the "Trekkies are virgins in their parents' basement" stereotype, but complaining about how horny Trek is now? Don't they even know what Risa is?

    • @logiciananimal
      @logiciananimal 2 роки тому +9

      On the TOS costume design: Somewhere I read about the Theiss Titillation Factor, which is supposedly the idea that a costume is sexy directly in "proportion" the the perceived likelihood it will fall off/apart and reveal something embarrassing.

    • @nervnerd
      @nervnerd 2 роки тому +2

      Risa? You mean the planet they established in ds9 has tokens you can carry around that show the locals your interested in nothing but fucking.
      That risa?

    • @theemmjay5130
      @theemmjay5130 2 дні тому

      And then, of course, we have Carolyn Palamas' outfit in "Who Mourns for Adonais?" If memory serves, they had to use double-sided tape to keep it from falling off.

  • @fabrisseterbrugghe8567
    @fabrisseterbrugghe8567 2 роки тому +14

    I remember reading a "making of Star Trek" book in the mid-70s. They wrote about how they kept trying to get around the bans on cussing and "open-mouthed" kissing.

    • @aaronsugar7228
      @aaronsugar7228 2 роки тому +8

      If it's the same one I read they also talked about pushing the Network standards as far as they could with the women's costumes.

    • @rcknbob1
      @rcknbob1 2 роки тому +9

      That's also where they discussed William Ware Theiss's costumes for female characters as "Will she or won't she fall out of that costume?"

    • @DawnDavidson
      @DawnDavidson Рік тому +3

      @@aaronsugar7228 Speaking of the underside of women’s breasts: “do they think moss grows under there?” Such rules resulted in some VERY creative costumes that covered exactly what was required, but also revealed some things that no one thought to ban … like the underside of breasts. ;)

  • @opticianbart
    @opticianbart 2 роки тому +7

    Awww man, you didn't mention the fact that Tucker was literally impregnated on Enterprise. The whole sequence with them calling the Klingons after they realize what happened and the Klingon's response is golden.

  • @silentotto5099
    @silentotto5099 2 роки тому +10

    Speaking of Yeoman Rand... Grace Lee Whitney was 35 years old when she first appeared in Star Trek. Nichelle Nichols was 33. Today, I don't think either woman, as stunning as they were, would even have been considered for their respective roles based on their age alone. Casting directors would just reflexively go for twenty-somethings.

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 2 роки тому +2

      Too true.

    • @Adamdidit
      @Adamdidit 2 роки тому +1

      You mean like the lead of Discovery who was in her 30s when the show started?

  • @lordpelagius5078
    @lordpelagius5078 2 роки тому +7

    honestly going through this list... i think the bigger problem is that most of the episodes that star trek does about sex... aren't very good

  • @JoeJohnston-taskboy
    @JoeJohnston-taskboy 2 роки тому +13

    Lower Decks is probably my favorite Trek right now followed by Picard. If one just goes on the ride, both shows are quite entertaining.

  • @collinnoia
    @collinnoia 2 роки тому +3

    Its also worth mentioning how cold it was in that disinfecting room on Enterprise.
    It was apparently very cold. For disinfecting purposes.

  • @castironchaos
    @castironchaos 2 роки тому +10

    What an amazing coincidence this video premieres on Valentine's Day!

  • @CaptainAndy
    @CaptainAndy 2 роки тому +20

    Always thought that episode with the Scottish ghost was weird. Who the hell gets turned on reading about one of their grandparents going at it?
    Also, he refers to “Howard women”. Howard was Beverley’s maiden name, but it presumably won’t have been her mother’s maiden name or her grandmother’s maiden name.

    • @jhonbus
      @jhonbus 2 роки тому +4

      Hmm, good point. Perhaps the Howard dynasty had similar breeding practices as many royal lineages over history...
      Also that "Super Scottish" guy is definitely an Ulsterman.

    • @AlbertaGeek
      @AlbertaGeek 2 роки тому +2

      Why? Because surnames are exclusively patrilineal?

    • @dennisbergendorfii5440
      @dennisbergendorfii5440 2 роки тому +4

      @@AlbertaGeek I was about to suggest that maybe Beverly was the first of her family to take her husband's name...

    • @Rick-cx1yr
      @Rick-cx1yr 2 роки тому

      Do they state that Beverley's mother's name was Howard? I always assumed Nana was her paternal grandmother..

    • @CaptainAndy
      @CaptainAndy 2 роки тому +1

      @@AlbertaGeek They were centuries ago, which is the time period in question.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому +20

    Great sequel to Jesse Gender's video. I have a feeling people who complain about Star Trek being horny have never seen an episode of it. The Naked Time and the sequel Naked Now, the Kirk in general, Riker sometimes, Enterprise in general, Crusher and a GHOST, Laxwanna, Quark, bloody RISA. Roddenberry was possibly the horniest franchise creator period.

  • @sutekhseth
    @sutekhseth 2 роки тому +40

    "Whining miserable dickheads" is exactly what I imagine whenever someone's comparing nutrek to old trek and how "we've gotten so much worse!" or whatever. Thank you for being a more positive Trek nerd

  • @LRM23936
    @LRM23936 2 роки тому +17

    Steve, you consistently say exactly what I'm thinking. This episode is a case in point. Even when you don't, I'm entertained and often have something to think about.

  • @ericgeyer3213
    @ericgeyer3213 2 роки тому +5

    While DS9 definitely set the standard for Ferengi ear sex (including Quarks self moxing when he became Nagus in Season 1's The Nagus, and Rom getting an ear infection from so much self moxing in Season 4's The Bar Association), it was the TNG Season 3 episode Ménage à Troi that introduced the Trek world to oo-mox, when Lwaxana inadvertently performed the favor for Daimon Tog and then tried to use it to gain access to the ship's computer before Dr. Farek (Ethan Phillips in his ST debut) interrupted. Dr. Beverly Crusher even gets in on the ear action in Season 6's Chain of Command.
    Looking forward to your review of Prince Colwyn.... ...err, Lt. Cmdr. Michael Eddington.

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 Рік тому +3

    Imagine being one of the other people sitting in ten-forward, just trying to enjoy your breakfast, when you hear your doctor a couple tables over describing in way too much detail the sex dream she had about her dead grandma’s lover after reading her grandma’s sex diaries right before bed

  • @gurbulflap
    @gurbulflap 2 роки тому +14

    Gotta say, this was some of your best paraphrasing ever. Can't stop laughing. Thanks man.

  • @nedzed3663
    @nedzed3663 2 роки тому +48

    Always been since I've been watching the OG series, movies, TNG, DS9 (Deep Throat Nine am I right). Isn't that like a big trope with Captain Kirk, that he's constantly macking on hot alien girl's?

    • @MrEscape314
      @MrEscape314 2 роки тому +8

      Probably more Riker than Kirk.. Now I'm curious what the actually number of flings they each had.

    • @idoitonastick8689
      @idoitonastick8689 2 роки тому +7

      If we count Odo's "linking" with other changeling as horny action, then we have an ocean of mass orgy on Founders' planet

    • @tommogaz
      @tommogaz 2 роки тому

      Yes but kirks escapades were juuuust rapey enough for the chuds.

    • @kagomecc461
      @kagomecc461 2 роки тому

      Yes EXACTLY

    • @kagomecc461
      @kagomecc461 2 роки тому +1

      Kirk more than riker. But damn close

  • @keffey99
    @keffey99 Рік тому +1

    I enjoy your funny and sometimes crude delivery. This one is one of the best 😊.

  • @gravelrhoads
    @gravelrhoads Рік тому +1

    The way you explain scenes in episodes is absolutely hilarious! 10 out of 10. No notes.

  • @toonezon4836
    @toonezon4836 2 роки тому +8

    aww steve, missed oppertunity there with, "eh, im gonna meet this boyfriend, i get he cant hold a candle to me" at about timestamp 12:40. seriously though kinda suprised the candle wasnt carved into a certain shape, considering all the boinking

    • @LexYeen
      @LexYeen 2 роки тому +1

      Lust is like a flame, and have you ever watched wax drip down a candle?

  • @richardmaska1818
    @richardmaska1818 2 роки тому +12

    I'm meh on new Trek, but you're absolutely right, Steve. Counting suggestive stuff and innuendo, it's almost shocking how much sex is in OST. Go watch THAT scene between Lt. McGivers and Kahn Noonien Singh for reference...

  • @skidawg22
    @skidawg22 2 роки тому +5

    Sub Rosa, the original "I love lamp." And Frakes directed it!

  • @Neil070
    @Neil070 Рік тому +1

    If I recall correctly, Boimler was 'eaten' by a space monster in the first episode of the first season of Lower Decks and spat out naked.
    Boimler gets naked a lot.
    I get the impression that in TNG, the network censors were busy. The planet where Wesley gets into trouble featured a people with no concern for clothes, and the wardrobe department designed VERY skimpy costumes

  • @queenannsrevenge100
    @queenannsrevenge100 2 роки тому +2

    Best… TNG story synopsis… ever. 😅
    And, ah, yes.. the Enterprise Decon Scenes. Funny how we never had very many “Archer and Trip Decon” scenes…

  • @crazypomp927
    @crazypomp927 2 роки тому +8

    This topic immediately brings my mind to the scene from TNG's third season episode "The Price" where Troi talks to Crusher about the new guy the writers had Troi falling in love with that week, and for absolutely no reason whatsoever, they set this scene in some exercise room with Troi and Crusher wearing tight spandex outfits that are literally one-piece thong bikinis with leggings underneath and doing stretches in suggestive poses with their legs spread wide apart. Just a flagrant attempt at appealing to the horniest teenage boy segment of the fan base.
    The frequency with which the show had Troi quickly start falling for some new guy who's been on the ship for only a day and a half was pretty absurd since it was basically the only story they ever gave her in the Troi-centric episodes, and it almost made me wonder if they intended it as some inherent Betazoid trait where being empathic causes them to develop strong feelings for others much more quickly on average than other species, but in the end its clear the writers just didn't know what the hell to do with the character.

    • @Adamdidit
      @Adamdidit 2 роки тому

      My headcanon is that is actually is roughly what you stated and it just happens to affect each Batazoid in ways that fit their personality. Troi got emotionally attached. Her mom got horny. So horny.
      Also how did this episode not have an entire section just on Trois mom?

  • @RichardCraig
    @RichardCraig 2 роки тому +12

    9:48 - Seriously, I am rolling in laughter over the next 60 seconds or so of this... this guy is hilarious in his own right.

    • @RichardCraig
      @RichardCraig 2 роки тому +4

      10:15 - If that screenshot of Troi isn't enough to convince you... 🤣🤣😂

  • @oxogood9018
    @oxogood9018 2 роки тому +4

    Not laugh out loud so much in ages,every time Steve said railed it just cracked me up.

  • @tealtrim9747
    @tealtrim9747 2 роки тому +2

    Enterprise's decontamination room was actually brilliant though.

  • @markbade565
    @markbade565 2 роки тому +8

    "Created by Gene Roddenberry" nuff said. They call him the Great Bird of the Galaxy. The other kind of bird 😜

    • @spekticat
      @spekticat 2 роки тому

      The horny old goat of the galaxy more like :P

  • @dawnmoore9122
    @dawnmoore9122 7 місяців тому

    Honestly, I rarely stay for patron thanking on anyone's videos, but your system of "every username is a first and last name" is on point and I really love it!

  • @TasDAmour
    @TasDAmour 2 роки тому +3

    Ahhh… Shannon Tweed. Such a specific name drop! I see I wasn’t the only person in the pre-internet 80’s and 90’s who spent hours in front of the tv late at night trying to will the Cinamax to unscramble long enough to get a glimpse of Shannon Tweed “au naturale”…. (Which probably explains why my brain is so scrambled these days!)
    I would have TOTALLY watched that “Skin-A-Max” Star Trek series untilI it made me go blind!!!

  • @seraiharper5553
    @seraiharper5553 2 роки тому +3

    LOL. Captain Kirk zipping up his boots while his paramour combs her hair. How much clearer could it be??

  • @Sparky1701
    @Sparky1701 2 роки тому +5

    Again another lovely and spot-on episode. Very nicely done! And another (not so) subtle swing at gatekeepers. I love it when that happens.

  • @dsmiley53
    @dsmiley53 2 роки тому +3

    Near the end of the Sub Rosa section, I'm dying laughing. Definitely one of the best Trek Actually videos. Thanks Steve!

  • @FacebookAunt
    @FacebookAunt 2 місяці тому +2

    The only good faith explanation I can think of for thinking startrek is hornier now is people who originally watched the old series as kids. Some things went over their heads, because they were kids, and they remember it as a totally wholesome innocent show. Doubly so if they were watching it in syndicated reruns as kids, when everything would look a little quaint and old fashioned. We tend to think of the past as a more innocent time.

  • @DavidMacDowellBlue
    @DavidMacDowellBlue 2 роки тому +4

    Honestly this TNG ep always seemed like a ripoff of Anne Rice's THE WITCHING HOUR, up to and including the fact that Anne Rice's original first name was "Howard" (her mom was...odd).

  • @Darksabre812
    @Darksabre812 2 роки тому +4

    You think Klingons have taboo kink clubs where they just go and cuddle and make gentle, sweet love? That it's something their society frowns upon and doesn't talk about?

  • @insilencea4599
    @insilencea4599 2 роки тому +2

    Was not expecting to be reminded of Lasher by Anne Rice when getting a summary of a Star Trek episode, but here we are. Also, insert gif of indignant Scotty here. Real Scotts don't have to threaten people with their cooking to get what they want. Usually.

  • @jasoncrowell8863
    @jasoncrowell8863 2 роки тому +8

    I...don't think I'd ever heard about the stereotype of Jewish guys swinging serious pipe before. Honestly, I would have liked that MUCH more than the S1 TNG version...

    • @LinguarumFautor
      @LinguarumFautor 2 роки тому +2

      Never heard this either, but the size of the equipment is one of the few “good” features applied by racists to stereotypes.

    • @KaiHenningsen
      @KaiHenningsen 2 роки тому +1

      @@LinguarumFautor I'm presuming that's closely connected with fearmongering about danger to "white women". After all, have to come up with a reason why they would be tempted. Plus, there's the whole "like an animal" cliche ...

    • @oaktree__
      @oaktree__ 2 роки тому

      I'm Jewish and have never heard that stereotype... usually it's that Jewish men are lascivious, leering perverts trying to get after innocent white women, but not specifically that they also have huge dicks. But who knows.

    • @mrpopsful
      @mrpopsful 2 роки тому

      @@KaiHenningsen What "like an animal" cliche?

  • @salenstormwing
    @salenstormwing 2 роки тому +7

    Happy Valentine's Day! Let's talk about Horny Scottish Candle Ghosts! I bet Scotty wishes he'd got to meet the horny scottish ghosts and not ghost Jack the Ripper.

  • @RobertVlcek
    @RobertVlcek 2 роки тому +3

    🤣🤣..... I definitely want to watch that episode from TNG right now. For research purposes obviously. What were you thinking?
    I think you forgot to mention that the episodes is titled "Sub rosa" and "roses were associated with secrecy because Cupid gave a rose to Harpocrates (the Hellenistic silence god) so that he would not reveal the secrets of Venus." - Meaning a rose is actually meant to be the antique equivalent of a tie on the doorknob.
    I love how Vash grabs the tip of that statuette...and Picard grinning. I mean, just go to certain sites on the internet and you technically find a lot of the same images. Just saying.

  • @woogha
    @woogha 2 роки тому +4

    To go with your Cinemax comment, the pilot for Stargate SG-1 had gratuitous nudity that had to later be edited out for subsequent re-releases. So there is definitely precedent.
    Also, how do you feel about Stargate as a franchise?

  • @joearnold6881
    @joearnold6881 2 роки тому +2

    Puttin’ on dem boots
    Evil Kira definitely helped me discover sex.

  • @ateamfan42
    @ateamfan42 2 роки тому +1

    @16:16 "I know what I'm talking about; I've watched it a *bunch* of times."
    Haha!

  • @ianmcintire6696
    @ianmcintire6696 2 роки тому +1

    CHAKOTAY: I don’t know how I’m going to enter this into the log.
    TUVOK: I look forward to reading it.
    Audience: I’ll just bet you do, you sick fuck.

  • @bekkers29
    @bekkers29 2 роки тому +2

    Ah, Sub Rosa, the Star Trek re-telling of Anne Rice's even hornier 1990 novel, The Witching Hour. At least there was no incest in the Trek version.

  • @Globovoyeur
    @Globovoyeur 3 місяці тому +1

    There was that time in TOS when Zephram Cochrane is discovered being kept alive by a very feminine energy cloud.

  • @roodyroo6
    @roodyroo6 2 роки тому +2

    the fact that in ds9, andy robinson took one look at alexander siddig and was like "....he's hot, i'm gonna go for it", and proceeded to play their first encounter Like That will never not make me laugh. my man was told to tone it down!!!because he was making garak Too Horny!!! what a legend lmao

  • @reinerjung1613
    @reinerjung1613 2 роки тому +3

    Just thinking about the premise, there is a lot of that not mentioned, like Dax on Risa scenes (with her "friend" from a previous live, with Worf), Hoshi on Risa, and Troi related scenes. And of course enumerating every horny scene or plot would have made the video 5 hours long on Troi alone. So I would say: point well made, Steve.

  • @TheNN
    @TheNN 2 роки тому +2

    "Did you all miss this?"
    Yes actually. I started watching TMP 20 years ago, and it's still not gotten past the opening credits. It's *kind of a long movie!* I hope I can finish it before the heat death of the universe.

  • @dhpbear2
    @dhpbear2 2 роки тому

    1:43 - "They are endless, Mr. Chekov" (Spock from "The Mark of Gideon") :)

  • @williamj.dovejr.8613
    @williamj.dovejr.8613 Рік тому +1

    Don't forget Chekhov and Sulu checking out Captain Klaa's lieutenant played by Spice Williams in ST5...

  • @ajlong404
    @ajlong404 2 роки тому

    29:34 Omg 😂Your interpretation of Beverly's resignation.... Steve Shives, you are stupidly funny!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Professor_Scott
    @Professor_Scott 2 роки тому +12

    Hey Steve! Always love your videos, especially when you call out the confused part of fandom that doesn't like the diversity. I think that's the one part where you really missed though on this video. I think the current crop of fans you speak of in this video aren't mad at the Sexuality of current Star Trek, they just hate that it isn't HETERO-sexuality.

    • @Donnagata1409
      @Donnagata1409 2 роки тому +1

      Well? That means that they are mad at ALMOST any sexuality, and only accept it inside a very narrow frame.
      On the other hand, non-straight sexuality was not explicit in older Star Trek, but abundantly present if you knew where to look for it.

  • @gabrielwarlock4271
    @gabrielwarlock4271 Рік тому +1

    So, weird thing. The ghost plot in Sub Rosa is lifted wholesale from a pre-dating Anne Rice series. It's nuts, I just realized it. The Mayfair Chronicles features a Scottish ghost that attaches to a family's women through generations of sex. I just double checked dates and the second book even came out a year before the episode aired and the family member he's after happens to be a red-headed doctor....

  • @selfsamesynonym1084
    @selfsamesynonym1084 2 роки тому +2

    Is Michael Eddington actually The Silence from Dr Who in human form? You can't tell me that more often than not, when you watch an episode he's in, you think "oh god, right - I forgot about that guy! He's in this one?" He defies object permanence and it could easily be that was able to work for the Maquis without anyone noticing because everyone forgot he existed when he wasn't in their line of sight.

  • @ComradePhoenix
    @ComradePhoenix 2 роки тому +2

    19:10, that was actually established in TNG season 3. The one where Riker and Counselor and Ambassador Troi got kidnapped by that Ferengi that was really horny for Lwaxana. You know, the one where Picard has to recite a Shakespeare sonnet and gave us the 'why the fuck Picard' meme.

  • @crystalfajman3732
    @crystalfajman3732 2 роки тому +1

    Love your Trek, Actually videos. How about a video on Dr Bashir's and Garak flirtatious will they/won't they relationship and why the writers never actually went there!

  • @lorcannagle
    @lorcannagle 2 роки тому +18

    I feel like Ronin was meant to be named Ronan, an actual Irish name. But the writers never saw it written out and instead used the romanisation of the Japanese term for masterless samurai...

    • @LinguarumFautor
      @LinguarumFautor 2 роки тому +5

      But isn’t Ronin here a masterless being until he can possess a woman of the same line? The TNG writers knew theirJapanese media - many of the Okudagrams were references to anime.

  • @BrianRRenfro
    @BrianRRenfro 2 роки тому +4

    If they had made a Trek Show for Cinemax back in the 90s they could have called Red Shirt Diaries starring David Duchovny As Foxxx Smolder...ya know...cause it's hot and sexy...sci-fi and...nevermind.

    • @BrianRRenfro
      @BrianRRenfro 2 роки тому +1

      Also I know it was Showtime. STFU. The joke was Cinemax. Leave the "actually" to Steve mmmmkay?

  • @rolstonholas333
    @rolstonholas333 2 роки тому +3

    This is the funniest video I have watched in a long time, I was literally in tears. You da man Steve!

  • @PRAISE_HASHUT
    @PRAISE_HASHUT 2 роки тому +1

    Is it me or is that TNG episode very very similar to Ann Rice’s 1990 book, ‘The Witching Hour’ where a lusty young woman finds out her family has been haunted by a Scottish sex ghost for generations and reads all the horny details in a history book about the family , before running off with the ghost herself?

  • @williamj.dovejr.8613
    @williamj.dovejr.8613 Рік тому +1

    Persis Khambatta was a model before acting ...she was really beautiful.

  • @PostprandialTorpor
    @PostprandialTorpor 2 роки тому

    I would totally listen to you do episode recap summary narration 😂

  • @empirejeff
    @empirejeff 2 роки тому +2

    I did not notice people saying Star Trek has become this.

  • @AFCManUk
    @AFCManUk 2 роки тому

    8:12 is that...Paul Heyman in the background??? Lol!

  • @brucebartup6161
    @brucebartup6161 2 роки тому

    "I watched it a bunch of times" Scene where Rusher is ghost gunned. I'll bet you have, naughty boy.

  • @philiponeill6903
    @philiponeill6903 2 місяці тому +1

    This was hilarious. I always skip this episode, so I'd forgotten that Picard walks in on Beverly's O-face. LOL.

  • @rifter0x0000
    @rifter0x0000 2 роки тому +1

    Don't forget how hands on Gene Roddenberry was in costume design and creation. He famously measured the skirts in TOS to make sure they were short enough, made a rule that as often as possible a beautiful woman should be on the screen, and made less endowed females pad their bras. In the TNG era the men didn't get out of it, either - they had pads that projected sculpted abs and pecs. As for your sci fi outfits in the sense of they require advanced technology not to fall off, are barely opaque, and Gene Roddenberry hoped that 300 years of brainwashing would get women to regularly wear them, TOS had those, too. Kelinda and Andrea actually compare pretty well with Seven as far as costume creativity. Meanwhile Roddenberry was steaming up his office with a parade of paramours including Chapel and Uhura during office hours. Star Trek time and sexy time meet indeed.

  • @MultiMackD
    @MultiMackD 2 роки тому +2

    If you ask me, TNGs "Manhunt" really displayed the utter horniness of Trek
    Like increased sex drive and Lwxanna practically begging Picard for his flute😉😉

  • @mrjmorovis
    @mrjmorovis 2 роки тому

    'Sub Rosa" was made shortly after the Anne Rice novel "Taltos". Very similar.