bruh it ain't that impressive lmao, the other two here are just completely inept. I'm having a hard time fathoming how they're even able to use 0% brainpower so consistently
It never ends well when the knives speak, I can understand why he'd want some that don't. "Hey, remember that person that keeps messing with you? Yeah... I can fix that." And then bam, you end up in a psychiatric hospital, or in jail. Knives, I swear.
10000% needed to have the key logging UI that some racers and moba players use, ty for the one time showing the letter you were hitting ffs this is funny watching yall spazz around
Room? A rubber room? A rubber room with rats? The rats made you crazy? Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room? Yes. A rubber room with rats? Yes. The rats made me crazy.
i dont even know why but for like half the video I thought jhon and smii7y were pretending to be each other😭 I just thought they were trying to confuse blarg 😭
You know, I was going to state how sad it is you guys played this game that long.... but then I realized I sat here and watched you play this game, for that long. :( Lol
I'm doing another run of mousepads!
4 Different designs, 500 available of each design!
Go check 'em out -- 4dgaming.com/kryoz
Definitely snagging the landscape pad, looks sweet dude!
Would buy but I am broke as a shattered glass (I have no money)
Little warrior boy looks epic!
Fucking awesome!
Those are fire
The fact that Kryoz got so good at the key movements to actually move forward is crazy
bruh it ain't that impressive lmao, the other two here are just completely inept.
I'm having a hard time fathoming how they're even able to use 0% brainpower so consistently
I think he would love 6k Osu!Mania
John was definitely a chair in his previous life. This video proves it.
Dude John is a natural at this. He's gotta be a chair.
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@@Kryoz I knew it
@@Kryozreal
@@Kryoz real
@@Kryoz real
im crying over the contrast between john and blarg 😂😂😂
especially at 23:33 😭😭😭😭
The fact that Smitty can do flips as a chair and not walk is crazy. 9:06
gotta SIT DOWN and watch this in my CHAIR
the chair likes it
knives that don’t speak 🗣️
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Imma ask the shopkeeper for those next time maybe they got them stashed somewhere
It never ends well when the knives speak, I can understand why he'd want some that don't. "Hey, remember that person that keeps messing with you? Yeah... I can fix that." And then bam, you end up in a psychiatric hospital, or in jail. Knives, I swear.
AI?????????
10:37 this is the cutest chair walk I’ve ever seen
He zesty
Bro got rizzed up by a chair ☠️
9:06 the tony hawk trick sound effect would have been clutch there i could literally hear it as it happened
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA WANNA BE SEATED FOR THIS VID
How this mf know I’m standing rn
I misread the title for a sec
lmao same
lol me too
I think that was intentional lol.
@@kitsunefox2023 yeah
It's almost like that was the joke.
i could feel blarg's brain crumbling faster than usual
John extrapolates information from an incomplete data set
the chair walking looks like an animal shaking its ass lmaoooo 13:05
can't wait for the chair-lympics to happen so John can show off his skills that are far beyond anyone else
I love these chair creatures, each build walks like a different animal. I’d totally love if you guys played more of this!
The way Kryoz took the time to figure out how to move the chair types had me grinning ear to ear
24 minutes of literally all of us just being super impressed at John being super good at this.
This is a certified chair moment🪑
I wonder where we can hear more of that delicious ending song ?
Still working on it, not ready quite yet 🤖
@@Kryoz Bro you made that yourself? That's some liquid fire man, the bass on that is so crunchy it rattled my skull. AS EVERY BASS SHOULD BE.
didnt think id watch john n smiity make chair love today but here we are
I love how john was surprisingly good at the controls
honestly a short solo vid of you doing the campaign of this would be crazy and i'd watch it
John so good at being a chair he must’ve been one in his past life
0:13 - Mom; a “NEW MEME” just dropped…….
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
21:26 bro the quick responses are killing me
i died when john did the solute at 12:47
I was looking for a comment abt that
10000% needed to have the key logging UI that some racers and moba players use, ty for the one time showing the letter you were hitting ffs this is funny watching yall spazz around
4:41 average walking on ice experience
This video is like if you ate 23 benadryl a candy gummy and got high
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23:33 my braincells when uhh..ya.. :)
I'm so disappointed that none of you said "Help me step stool I'm stuck"
Classic John title we love to see it
2:58 Blarg looks like trying to be "Rough 😏" on bed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can probably label this video as ASMR from all the keyboard click-clacks
I have just wasted 24 minutes of my life to watch a chair. 10/10
Wasted?!
I’d say this was time well spent
I can not believe I watched chairs trying to walk for over 20 minutes
23:39 I looked up from gaming to see that lol
The way I wish I could think of things as funny as John's titles 😭
Was expecting Chair F*cking Simulator at first ngl
This is one of those games where I figured John would be better than everyone else at just by figuring it out lmao
I like to think the clicks of the keyboard are the chairs stepping
John is a chair confirmed
Room?
A rubber room?
A rubber room with rats?
The rats made you crazy?
Crazy?
I was crazy once.
They locked me in a room.
A rubber room?
Yes.
A rubber room with rats?
Yes.
The rats made me crazy.
Room is such a weird word
24 satisfying minutes of clicking plus visualizing Smii7y and Matt's drooling as John explained the controls.
John, you may wanna sit down for this idea. Two keyboards, two different combinations.
ungh, oooohh i LOVE sitting
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
I need QWOP now because those zesty moves are masterful
This games single player is actually pretty fun you should try it out, it’s obstacle course levels
With all the love in the world, Blarg being bad at a game would be the bingo free space for y’all’s videos. Great video! ❤
John with the tippy taps. 😂😂😂😂😂
I just watched 22 minutes of paraplegic chairs. What is life anymore
I love the random games these guys find
9:43 that was actually sick
ur group of friends always make me laugh so much and brighten my depressed emo ass so much I love u guys😊
Somehow this is the game to bring out John's competitive side more than anything I've seen before
outro goes crazy
Love this game. It's fun once you figure out the controls! Alternating W+R and Q+E to go forward
But can you press R to rotate🤨
two gay couples and their arab friend playing a game of sentient chairs. This is epic
Why the fuck is this so funny?!😂😂😂
new favorite Kryoz video right here, most accurate one there is.
We should CHAIR this with everyone.
I watched 24 minutes of grown man playing a chair game with almost no content and STILL enjoyed it very much
send john to the chair racing olympics
God damn kryoz the spider chair
Oooohh more kryoz!!! I’m so ready to have sm fun!!! 💕💕
I will really watch anything, huh?
We need more of this
I didn't realize I had clicked on a Kryoz video and not a Smii7y video and was beyond confused for the first 5 minutes
I fear I may be too high for this one guys
This is the kinda video that I don't think I'll watch every perspective on lmao
you got the movement of the chairs down really quick
"This is like QWOP but chair" 🤣
Dude I started crying laughing😭 This is so stupid and I love it
i dont even know why but for like half the video I thought jhon and smii7y were pretending to be each other😭 I just thought they were trying to confuse blarg 😭
12:45 chair went a little og
Bro could get a job revolving around this somehow
I find it awesome how you mastered this game so quickly, it’s impressive and hilarious 😂
14:56 he looks like that sea horse from finding Nemo “oh look at me, I’m gonna touch the butt”
10:36 when the braincells touch
Blarg: I Look Like A Dog With 2 Paralyzed Legs I Move Like Frogs! LMAO
You know, I was going to state how sad it is you guys played this game that long.... but then I realized I sat here and watched you play this game, for that long. :( Lol
I never like videos really but this I love
Dont know why, but this was way too funny just to be a simple chair game🤣🤣
Remember when you played 6 years ago with MC creamy on fortnite and got punked by him in a bush a rocket loncher
9:06 BACKFLIP
Ive gone insane.. I CANT BELIEVE IM LAUGHING AT CHAIRS
this certainly is one of the games to ever exist
'i'm struggling, you know what i feel like eventually if i freak the fuck out long enough il get there' - blarg 2024, words to live by
8 keys, 4 legs
2 keys for each leg
back, forward
instructions unclear, funny moment
John be using all the dog walk styles as a chair
bro i have come close to death from laughter multiuple times in this one video
wow i love the olympics!!
11:41 they key buttons makes it sound like he is galloping
all we need is a twitch chair sprinting tournament
i love how smii7y and matt r fucking around and john is actually trying to play the game
edit: i spoke too soon
ahhh yess the soothing sounds of clicki clacks & I like physics
17:19 oh my god Matt……
This is a certified hood classic
I feel like I'm watching a nature documentary XD
Kryoz confirmed best player of this game