Bill Burr Thinks Most People Online Are Evil | CONAN on TBS

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  • @AKABoondock19
    @AKABoondock19 11 років тому +6765

    Im on a Bill Burr youtube binge
    edit: 7 years later Im on a Bill Burr youtube binge.
    edit2: 10 years now....im still alive, and still on another bill burr youtube binge

  • @jtmnavy
    @jtmnavy 7 років тому +5173

    Bill Burr loop starts again

    • @tanmayagupta7392
      @tanmayagupta7392 4 роки тому +47

      Its 4 years and i still can't stop

    • @Juan_rivera
      @Juan_rivera 4 роки тому +4

      It's only cuz it's juxtaposed to his neon white skin

    • @austin2147
      @austin2147 4 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @jeremy0440
      @jeremy0440 3 роки тому +12

      Yep, I need to go to sleep for work but that’s not happening now

    • @howardstern666
      @howardstern666 3 роки тому +1

      Guilty.

  • @jimmygomtor
    @jimmygomtor 2 роки тому +110

    A year ago, a guy came straight up to me and gave me an advice: “You don’t want to be the guy who owns the boat, you want to be the guy who’s friend of him”. Told him I didn’t understand, he didn’t elaborate.
    Can’t believe his advice came from a Bill Burr interview 😂.

    • @gustafstefanus
      @gustafstefanus 3 місяці тому

      "i don't have liabilities, i am liability"

  • @rebelandclerictopic
    @rebelandclerictopic 7 років тому +2141

    "It's just a guy playing his iPod with like a mouse head."
    Lol love his description of Deadmau5.

    • @KhoPhi
      @KhoPhi 4 роки тому +37

      I just went googling. What a spot on description that was. Never knew of Deadmau5 though until now.

    • @kylebiggs8849
      @kylebiggs8849 4 роки тому +90

      Pretty hilarious. Bill doesn’t know that deadmau5 is a music producer though, when he DJ’s its his own music the majority of the time

    • @SwapBlogRU
      @SwapBlogRU 4 роки тому +5

      Curious to find out who the sad GAP guy was he was referring to.

    • @ImNotADeeJay
      @ImNotADeeJay 4 роки тому

      And the best (worst?) part is he became a millionaire doing that

    • @tylerkeller8869
      @tylerkeller8869 3 роки тому +1

      @TheRipperdoc: Congratulations, you got the joke...Derp.

  • @xKingReyx
    @xKingReyx 9 років тому +11854

    After years of being a UA-cam content creator I completely agree. Only 13% of you are cool.

    • @kevinttttran99
      @kevinttttran99 7 років тому +181

      The question is that whoever responds, are they the 13%?

    • @lukak3
      @lukak3 7 років тому +241

      More like 1.3%

    • @thepurehealer1279
      @thepurehealer1279 7 років тому +31

      Hi my Name is Bob Are you even the 13% AM I NOT THE 13%!?!?!?!?

    • @gl3282
      @gl3282 7 років тому +232

      Everyone thinks they are those 13% lol

    • @citypunk326
      @citypunk326 7 років тому +7

      hey!
      that's not nice

  • @MartinYen942
    @MartinYen942 5 років тому +1153

    Every body here thinks they are in that 13% love it

  • @whitedevil2
    @whitedevil2 9 років тому +8124

    nobody can make Conan laugh like Bill Burr

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR 9 років тому +301

      +whitedevil2 It's not his standard polite laugh either, you can tell he really gets genuinely amused. That's also why they keep having him on the show, in spite of the fact it seems like Conan's liberal thin-skinned audience ranges from nervous laughter to sheep-like baying in response to Conan's laughter himself. And then Bill Burr starts talking about his views on women and some people stop laughing altogether. But fuck them because Burr is a genius and probably my favorite comedian right now.

    • @JohnnyYenn
      @JohnnyYenn 8 років тому +24

      Louis C K

    • @HeyFrank
      @HeyFrank 7 років тому +285

      Norm Macdonald

    • @adhynugroho9424
      @adhynugroho9424 7 років тому +6

      No one can do as consistently!

    • @harshaunknown
      @harshaunknown 7 років тому +6

      true..... real laughter

  • @ftghb
    @ftghb 9 років тому +2971

    that face conan made @ 02:37 is how someone looks when they've genuinely lost it

    • @LazyIndieGamer
      @LazyIndieGamer 9 років тому +116

      +ftghb Just looks Asian to me.

    • @briansullivan5792
      @briansullivan5792 9 років тому +60

      +TrueBluesProductions he looks asain, that is a facial trait that almost all of them have, it's not racism it's an onservation. racism comes with intent to hurt and I believe he was just speaking his mind.

    • @mintsnap2857
      @mintsnap2857 9 років тому +43

      +TrueBluesProductions I'm Asian and i found his statement hilarious...

    • @LazyIndieGamer
      @LazyIndieGamer 9 років тому +12

      I came after +TrueBluesProductions deleted his comment which I assume is something about me being racist. I thought as an Asian I could be racist to my own race? It was a joke after all...

    • @PiCheZvara
      @PiCheZvara 9 років тому +4

      +ftghb Conan always laughs genuinely when Burr is on. that's because Burr is actually really funny.

  • @CollinRapp33
    @CollinRapp33 Рік тому +29

    Only a great comedian like Bill can make a punchline out of “the greatest oboe player.” Conan’s face scrunched up in an authentic laugh after that is all the proof you need. 😂

  • @matthewzimmers1097
    @matthewzimmers1097 8 років тому +915

    I love Bill. He's funny in anything. He doesn't just spit out his act. He's genuinely hilarious.

    • @tinyspacepeople9384
      @tinyspacepeople9384 5 років тому +1

      well, he does have an act.. its his set

    • @nvhoppa
      @nvhoppa 4 роки тому +4

      It is natural to him, he just turns it up when he is performing

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 2 роки тому +1

      Thank you

    • @njamba
      @njamba 2 роки тому +1

      Agreed. the amazing thing is Bill just rants; he says things most dudes are thinking but are too afraid to say. But he is hilarious!

    • @David-iv6je
      @David-iv6je 11 місяців тому

      The odd thing is, he's funnier on Conan than he is in his act. Conan's the perfect foil for him.

  • @Mikeztarp
    @Mikeztarp 8 років тому +4324

    He's wrong. It's not that most people on the Internet are evil. Most people are evil; the Internet just brings it out of them.

    • @zimbabweFishBoy
      @zimbabweFishBoy 8 років тому +268

      give a man a mask and he will reveal his true self, internet = mask

    • @nikadavise-br9lx
      @nikadavise-br9lx 8 років тому +8

      so true

    • @incangeneral7996
      @incangeneral7996 8 років тому +4

      +Jose Daniel Herrera Exactly

    • @TN-MLP
      @TN-MLP 7 років тому +14

      So they evil to begin with

    • @nirupam89
      @nirupam89 7 років тому +8

      give people a mask and they will reveal their true self

  • @synthkilla9927
    @synthkilla9927 5 років тому +46

    “I’m never gonna have a TV show”
    *ends up making F is for Family.

  • @entertainvids6072
    @entertainvids6072 10 років тому +1635

    STEP 1. Watch this video.
    STEP 2. Read the comments on this video and see Bill's point proven.
    STEP 3. Have a good laugh.

  • @UziNineMillomeetah
    @UziNineMillomeetah 9 років тому +3187

    Burr for President!

    • @BlueHooloovoo
      @BlueHooloovoo 9 років тому +83

      ***** - The world's greatest oboe player will play at his inauguration.

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 9 років тому +26

      Please don't do that to the poor guy. He's cool

    • @91Chacarron
      @91Chacarron 9 років тому +27

      +UziNineMillomeetah I"d fuckin love to see kanye and bill at the debates... the shit theyd say would be historic! lol

    • @XxSeedOfEvilxX
      @XxSeedOfEvilxX 9 років тому +7

      +UziNineMillomeetah Feel the Burr xD

    • @lucasbird6367
      @lucasbird6367 7 років тому +2

      If he was president he would kill 87% of the population of the earth for sure! What we are waiting for? Burr for president (2)

  • @niccolocanal3817
    @niccolocanal3817 5 років тому +26

    "I can say that cause there's nothing you can take away from me"

  • @DDM7406
    @DDM7406 8 років тому +1221

    he's so right on about the 87% lol

    • @nukepizzaa
      @nukepizzaa 4 роки тому +2

      650 likes, no comments?

    • @DDM7406
      @DDM7406 4 роки тому +1

      @@nukepizzaa haha. Thanks for fixing that

    • @nukepizzaa
      @nukepizzaa 4 роки тому +1

      @@DDM7406

    • @Iseyas1234
      @Iseyas1234 4 роки тому

      86%

    • @batowner1
      @batowner1 4 роки тому +2

      the sad part is I know I'm on the 87% side XD

  • @emanuelechiocchio2184
    @emanuelechiocchio2184 10 років тому +784

    My guess is that Mr. Burr represents a new kind of modern philosopher and he's much more ahead than his own fans: in fact he uses powerful, immediately understandable, metaphores to try to spread his thoughts easier, faster. In my opinion he tries to battle against the biggest disease of our society, the so called "politically correct"; he's against all the things that make our minds at ease and he's right. I've discovered Bill Burr only recently but I find him to be much much more than a "simple" comedian. I even find some analogies and common traits with Carlin. Burr should be appreciated more, MUCH more. IMO

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 10 років тому +26

      His podcast is gold

    • @mtr2724
      @mtr2724 10 років тому +12

      good point, being politically correct is a bunch of shit for the most part so bills got a noble cause i guess haha

    • @cincoboy1085
      @cincoboy1085 9 років тому

      Emanuele Chiocchio good description, dude. thanks

    • @FyreNail2
      @FyreNail2 9 років тому +3

      Emanuele Chiocchio Agree with everything except for the metaphors part. He does use metaphors but he doesn't 'dumb them down' for us consciously, he himself has admitted he's pretty dumb himself (though he's obviously measuring it based on education rather than wisdom). So he's very wise, but it's not like his mind races with huge 7 syllable words that he has to stupify for the audience, he basically just speaks whatever is already in his head with occasional tweaking certain phrases/words over time to make it funnier. Definitely needs to be appreciated more

    • @melrakan
      @melrakan 7 років тому +22

      or maybe his fans, including you, once again overestimate famous peoples' wits just because they rail against political correctness and then you idolize them to the point of calling all comedians some new brand of philosopher when all they really just do is try to make people laugh. the funniest joke is ironically the fact that everyone who says that about their idolized comedians is exactly the type of person that comedian's social commentary criticizes the most.

  • @guillechemo5720
    @guillechemo5720 5 років тому +18

    2:37 i love to see Conan’s genuine laughter... really makes my day

  • @88omair
    @88omair 11 років тому +136

    Very true about people on the internet. All the people not brave enough saying harsh things to peoples faces are letting everything out on the internet anonymously. Wow how tough.

    • @nunya1738
      @nunya1738 11 років тому +2

      Great forum as well for Sociopaths. No warm fuzzy thoughts going on in down time, bored easily, so need a bit of drama (and PERCEIVED winning) or shit disturbance to entertain the nothing going on inside.

    • @88omair
      @88omair 11 років тому +12

      Nun Ya Precisely. I'd like to see these people be all"tough" in public. They're awkward as hell in public and think they're the shit over here. They mock people and accuse them of being "butthurt" over little things when they themselves would cry over even smaller things. Pathetic. The worst is the online bullying that leads to deaths, very sad.

    • @nunya1738
      @nunya1738 11 років тому +4

      Omair, I would thumbs up your post again, but don't see how to while reading it in my inbox (still on youtube, surfing).
      I'm 48, so the flick was before my time as far as GOING to the show, but James Dean's Rebel Without A Cause, when a knife gets pulled on him, says, "I thought only punks fought with knives".
      Kind of the same thing. Folks used to have to settle things or settle them with only their FISTS. Then it became knives, then guns. Any punk can hide behind that, or numbers. Social media hate is no different, and while I solely reply on some youtube vids, or one other online newspaper's sport section from my old hometown I grew up in, I can see for sure what you speak of in a wider sense.
      My pet peeve is folks in movie theaters talking, or foot on your woman's seat, who after you patiently wait...then polite as you can ASK, get annoyed or ignore you, or act tough. I have literally turned around, not KNOWING what was back there, found a woman sandwiched between two big guys, she in a cast, and flat TOLD her how we were patient and polite, but enough already...THEN gotten the stink eye from her, as if she was doing NO wrong, and flat spewed at her and her buddies, "And you;d better wipe that stupid look off your face or I'll break your OTHER arm!".
      Or had some 20 something kid with his date TALKING during the last five poignant minutes of a film, and gave him the look, then have to say, "We're trying to watch the movie", only to get a rude, "So WATCH IT, then", and myself have to LOUDLY say, "So SHUT THE FUCK UP, THEN, ASSHOLE, you've been talking out loud for THREE MINUTES!".
      In BOTH cases, they scurried off, when the lights hit. What's that line from No Country For Old Men? When did it start going wrong? "I think when people stopped saying Sir and Ma'am".
      PEACE!

    • @88omair
      @88omair 11 років тому +1

      Nun Ya It's great that you have the confidence to stand your ground when you feel you are being wronged. That's a great quality to have. And like in your examples, people tend to back off after a little altercation. Unfortunately the internet situations not getting any better. Keep fighting the good fight.

    • @IsaacMazur
      @IsaacMazur 11 років тому

      Nun Ya You're a very abrasive man.

  • @tobytwiss
    @tobytwiss 8 років тому +31

    Conan legitimately likes Bill and that makes watching these clips so much more entertaining!

  • @ChasedRabbit
    @ChasedRabbit 4 роки тому +36

    Crazy how he’s now a cast member on one of the most popular shows in recent memory

  • @k4nc3r
    @k4nc3r 9 років тому +783

    I really wish Bill Burr had been selected as the new host of "The Daily Show" He's the epitome of 'no bullshit.'

    • @Stevesrssrssrs
      @Stevesrssrssrs 9 років тому +44

      Mice Elf No, it's because Burr knows nothing about politics. He'll tell you that. Stewart is about as smart and trusted as someone can be!

    • @k4nc3r
      @k4nc3r 9 років тому +31

      Stonemansteve II Bullshit. Stewart is smart, politically adept and his satire is second to none. But like almost every democrat pretending to be a liberal, he's never truly called out Obama on anything of worth. You want to trust someone with smart, independent views, listen to Greenwald, Chomsky, Hedges, Scahill, etc.

    • @Stevesrssrssrs
      @Stevesrssrssrs 9 років тому +9

      k4nc3r Before Chuck Todd was named the new host of Meet The Press, they were seriously considering Stewart because he was America's most-trusted news man, even though he hosts the "fake" news!! That says something about trust to me! Not that those guys you named are slouches or anything, they are good. But to be in that company when everyone knows it's the "fake" news, is doubly impressive! And honestly, every year the Daily Show shows me shit I never see anywhere else, ever, and see it as better news than most mainstream sources!

    • @k4nc3r
      @k4nc3r 9 років тому +20

      Stonemansteve II
      I agree. It's a sad time when the comedians deliver us the real news, and the real news delivers us comedy.

    • @kingofscotland2295
      @kingofscotland2295 9 років тому +4

      +k4nc3r HE is the epitome of bullshit. He is very naive and has a shallow view of the world which is funny cause we need some of that but it dosnt appease to everyone and is not always right

  • @frothydawg41
    @frothydawg41 9 років тому +44

    Conan and Bill have terrific chemistry. I wish they'd make this a regular partnership thing.

  • @jobupdates912
    @jobupdates912 3 роки тому +10

    Bill so freaking honest all the time. Instantly likable. Really like his perspective.

  • @josephscott3096
    @josephscott3096 10 років тому +1735

    Conan transforming to an Asian at 2:37.

    • @EclipseStar
      @EclipseStar 10 років тому +70

      we need to make a meme out of it :D

    • @josephscott3096
      @josephscott3096 10 років тому +21

      *****
      asian conan lol

    • @ellllllo77
      @ellllllo77 10 років тому +6

      lolol nice catch :p

    • @pocketsand274
      @pocketsand274 9 років тому +5

      BEST.FUCKING.COMMENT,EVER.

    • @1cyEnt
      @1cyEnt 9 років тому +4

      Joseph Scott i never seem him laugh so hard

  • @bcdey84
    @bcdey84 8 років тому +175

    "Somebody comes over to your house, like the greatest Oboe player and you gotta come downstairs and act like you care."
    I laughed my ass off and so did Conan, but Jimmy Fallon would have been doing is obligatory fake laugh.....

  • @raftermanhoward1883
    @raftermanhoward1883 2 роки тому +7

    Despite making up only 13% of the internet population...

  • @aswinmohan1576
    @aswinmohan1576 8 років тому +66

    see Conan laugh @ 2:36??? not many people can make him laugh like that. Bill Burr you are one of a kind

  • @MrSkeezymak
    @MrSkeezymak 10 років тому +48

    President Burr has a nice ring to it.

  • @TooRudeProductions
    @TooRudeProductions Рік тому +2

    As somebody who's been doing UA-cam for 10 years, about 13% of my comments are anything constructive or positive and the rest are just people calling me fat and threatening me because they didn't like my video, Bill Burr is absolutely right

  • @TheRealestIdealist
    @TheRealestIdealist 9 років тому +22

    I've heard of the name Bill Burr before, but seeing him in these Conan interviews make me wonder how I have NOT known of him before. Pure comedic genius!

  • @WalkOnNick
    @WalkOnNick 11 років тому +567

    WE ARE THE 13%!

  • @perpetual_bias
    @perpetual_bias 4 роки тому +6

    i love that andy agrees "yeah" when conan says bill can come anytime to their show

  • @annecatharina5193
    @annecatharina5193 10 років тому +13

    2:37 I have never seen Conan laugh so genuinely

    • @mrandmrscrooked
      @mrandmrscrooked 10 років тому

      I hope you’re being sarcastic that was his fake laugh.

  • @Athra1984
    @Athra1984 9 років тому +390

    I feel like it's much less than 13%

    • @massiveattack777
      @massiveattack777 9 років тому +6

      You are right. It is closer to
      2 - 3% i would say.

    • @aayushgurung7855
      @aayushgurung7855 9 років тому

      Николай Михаил 1 %

    • @Jarake
      @Jarake 9 років тому +3

      Athra Babylon Technically id say 20%

    • @XercesandAlexander
      @XercesandAlexander 9 років тому +8

      Athra Babylon It might be right, you got 40 thumbs up so far, it's just that they typically don't have anything to add. So only the jerks are perceived as being present.

    • @LIQUIDSNAKEz28
      @LIQUIDSNAKEz28 9 років тому +5

      +Athra Babylon All you guys can go fuck yourselves LMAO XD

  • @AtomicDeath48
    @AtomicDeath48 7 років тому +96

    I feel like Bill and Deadmau5 would be good friends lol. They both speak their mind without a filter.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 роки тому +9

      That's a conversation I want to see

    • @kaleroe
      @kaleroe 3 роки тому +6

      He kinda looks like him too. Lol.

    • @saw-whetowl2492
      @saw-whetowl2492 3 роки тому +1

      @@kaleroe i like how accurate that observation is.

  • @HunterJs2
    @HunterJs2 11 років тому +7

    Bill Burr is the only person I've ever seen make Conan laugh so hard and genuinely!

  • @RogueReplicant
    @RogueReplicant 8 років тому +52

    Thank you, Bill, for setting the record straight on DJ's, Internet trolls, and boat owners! HA HA HA HA!

    • @jaironunez7196
      @jaironunez7196 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah!! Totally agree in the DJ part. Ridiculous

    • @kevinobrien2735
      @kevinobrien2735 3 роки тому

      Right. I'm the guy that shows up on the boat with a 12 pack of Miller Lite and says, " Where we goin"?.

  • @huntercasey1995
    @huntercasey1995 3 роки тому +9

    "Im gonna be the guy who shows up on everyone else's show"
    Me after watching 2 hours worth of Bill Burr being on other peoples shows: yeah that checks out

  • @Ayvee1138
    @Ayvee1138 10 років тому +10

    "That's the thing! I can say that because there's nothing you can take away from me!" Why the fuck does everything this guy say is so hilarious??!!

  • @AFO_AnalyRics
    @AFO_AnalyRics 6 років тому +92

    "...the greatest oboe player..."
    How's that for random?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aks19880
      @aks19880 3 роки тому

      What was the joke in reference to? I'm not American but I love Bill Burr and want to know if he was referring to a certain incident involving a particular president?

    • @AFO_AnalyRics
      @AFO_AnalyRics 3 роки тому

      @@aks19880 You mean if there was a president that had once been an oboe player, right? I don't know. I'm not American either. But, I wouldn't be surprised really.

    • @WeAretheWalrii
      @WeAretheWalrii 3 роки тому

      @@aks19880 It's just an example that he thought of off the top of his head.

  • @jackmaehoph4822
    @jackmaehoph4822 5 років тому +6

    Bill just made Conan laugh SO hard, he turned into a duck whistle! 3:17

  • @brandontidwell9531
    @brandontidwell9531 4 роки тому +16

    I have just as hard of a time understanding dj’s and I’m 19.
    “Where’s the talent”
    Is the perfect description for most of today’s music industry.

  • @Divine1Right
    @Divine1Right 6 років тому +9

    Bill Burr & Norm McDonald are two of my favorite Conan guests. I love the different approaches Conan takes to interviewing them. He knows Bill is at his best when you sit back and let him rant. He has a lot more back-and-forth with Norm though between the punchlines

  • @monopolybillionaire5027
    @monopolybillionaire5027 Рік тому +2

    The Internet shows you how people really are but can't just say it in person. The reality is people are horrible, and every on the Internet is more accurate to the people you see daily than what they approach be.

  • @WBUline
    @WBUline 3 роки тому +43

    After a 28 year run, Conan's 'late night' show ends on June 24th, 2021. For all of us who love to go on the regular Conan with Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald binges, let's all upvote this for Team Coco to see who we want as the first guests in his new HBO Max variety show!!!! Hail team Coco!

  • @lean.2366
    @lean.2366 5 років тому +6

    0:33 man only if Bill knew how talented Deadmau5 is

  • @nmarrs8539
    @nmarrs8539 5 років тому +10

    When you got nothing to lose, that’s when you’ve got it all.

  • @BLTspace
    @BLTspace 10 років тому +36

    Free speech is one thing... People actually will go off 20+ lines on things they hate and wish upon someone they see on youtube. It's not offensive, it's more hilarious that they would spend the time to write these essays on ppl they hate. Why the hell do you watch in the first place? xD

    • @Sn4pDr4gon
      @Sn4pDr4gon 10 років тому +7

      You're a colossal asshat.

  • @bwc3821
    @bwc3821 9 років тому +412

    I'm with Bill on the DJ thing. I'm honestly not trying to disparage anyone, I just don't get it. What exactly are they doing other than playing songs other people made? I know I'm missing something but I can't see it.

    • @moon3song
      @moon3song 9 років тому +11

      bwc3821 at least you're open minded about it, for one thing a lot of it is actually original, and so is how it's put together, and second if you see it live it helps, and third consider it classical electronic music to which a million people as one can dance to, making everything else seem pretty passe...

    • @moon3song
      @moon3song 9 років тому

      bwc3821 at least you're open minded about it, for one thing a lot of it is actually original, and so is how it's put together, and second if you see it live it helps, and third consider it classical electronic music to which a million people as one can dance to, making everything else seem pretty passe...

    • @midifromhell
      @midifromhell 9 років тому +12

      bwc3821 Some play original stuff, so it's more of trying to strut their stuff live... which can still be difficult if it's all premade. Either you put up a laser show or you just stand there nodding your head trying to look like you're doing something. But I suppose the praise they get is mainly for producing stuff... I would think so at least.

    • @oliverl8749
      @oliverl8749 9 років тому +6

      bwc3821 I've been on stage with a mate of mine during a set, there is a level of intensity to know when to mix etc but thats all i really noticed...not much more than knowing how to work a mac..he was a psy DJ though so I respect that Genre a whole lot more than the mainstream mixing..

    • @guitarchim
      @guitarchim 9 років тому +76

      bwc3821 Well people like Deadmau5(the mouse head guy) have said they don't want to be called DJ's because at concerts he only plays songs that he made himself. He is a producer and makes the music he plays. What they do on stage is pretty much just mix songs together and add some tweaks here and there. A DJ is just someone you hire for a party and most DJ's don't get grammys, only the producers do which is fine since they make hit songs.

  • @widowwarmer
    @widowwarmer 5 років тому +4

    I love how much entertainment Bill provides for Conan.

  • @lusitanus6504
    @lusitanus6504 8 років тому +35

    Bill Burr is my favourite american comedian. He has balls o solid rock!

  • @jacks1bonnielass
    @jacks1bonnielass 11 років тому +127

    I could NOT have said it better Bill! People on here are such asses. The other day, I commented on a CAT video, saying that my cat always meows back when I meow to him. The first response I got was "That's bullsh**" along with many other ignorant words. What is WRONG with people on here? That is why most of the time I don't comment or bother replying to such uneducated infants. People just have to get attention, because negative attention is STILL attention.

    • @MrVitalstatistix
      @MrVitalstatistix 11 років тому +56

      That's bulls*** man

    • @MrVitalstatistix
      @MrVitalstatistix 11 років тому +2

      ***** I hope that we can live without oppression of our own aggression, but everybody has to do their bit - from parents, through school and co-workers. I would rather say that internet violence is the least harmful, comparing to the physical one in our stressed world. But it might be the last, as well, I hope. Peace, Cheryl C, I was joking. :)

    • @K0sm1cKid
      @K0sm1cKid 11 років тому

      Gay ;P

    • @bayys6980
      @bayys6980 11 років тому +2

      K0sm1cKid, SWIMlovesyou Gayyyyy ._.

    • @sahithichintak5512
      @sahithichintak5512 11 років тому +1

      ^^87% right here

  • @Mayonnaisesucks730
    @Mayonnaisesucks730 11 місяців тому +1

    The deadmau5 joke killed me lol, couldn’t stop thinking about it when I saw him at the redrocks

  • @HassanAli-le1mr
    @HassanAli-le1mr 5 років тому +49

    Who els on a bill burr binge watch 2k19

  •  3 роки тому +8

    Hi, guys. 87% practicioneer here.

  • @-dash
    @-dash 2 місяці тому +1

    3:09 the cutest laugh i’ve ever heard

  • @Itsmeeman1
    @Itsmeeman1 9 років тому +43

    People on the internet - 13% are cool, 87% are evil 'ass holes'. At least I'm in the majority! Yehy!

    • @tysond.3735
      @tysond.3735 9 років тому +15

      Just for that comment, fuck you.

    • @Itsmeeman1
      @Itsmeeman1 9 років тому

      +Tyson Dai Yeah, ok. Thanks? ..and welcome to the dark side. MUAhahahahaha

    • @joewitowski54
      @joewitowski54 8 років тому +3

      up until you said "yehy"...now you're just a jerk off

    • @Itsmeeman1
      @Itsmeeman1 8 років тому

      Joe Witowski I didn't say that. I wrote it, dumbass.

    • @user-ix4nq9yz8k
      @user-ix4nq9yz8k 8 років тому

      Why are they pissed at you XD?

  • @edgardelgado5907
    @edgardelgado5907 8 років тому +39

    Jim Jeffries and bill burr should work together two of the most underrated comics

    • @itubevinod
      @itubevinod 8 років тому

      I agree. They are both equally obnoxious and genius

    • @jhud9286
      @jhud9286 8 років тому

      edgar delgado Jim Jeffries is amazing

    • @CliffJumpingProd
      @CliffJumpingProd 8 років тому +2

      + Louis CK and I could die happy! :P

    • @bradwier6244
      @bradwier6244 8 років тому +2

      Woah chill, those are my favorite comedians ever

    • @kevinttttran99
      @kevinttttran99 8 років тому

      I agree as well, it's because they seem like they have no filter. And everyone can honestly agree with them while other comedians talk about other safer things or their personality doesn't push the issue as well.
      Here's to underdog sounding comedians who can swear as a daft bastard but still comes on as funny

  • @mochamartian3189
    @mochamartian3189 2 роки тому +2

    Billy’s analogies and breakdowns are perfect. And he can do it the millisecond he senses his point of view is being questioned 😂

  • @pranav2222
    @pranav2222 8 років тому +27

    Billy, youre the man.

  • @re-peteafter-me2008
    @re-peteafter-me2008 11 років тому +8

    Been living in Japan too long. Just discovered this guy. WOW!

    • @avolite719
      @avolite719 6 років тому +1

      Nobody cares that you have been living in Japan, so don't act like you were not trying to look for a reason to brag about it a little.

    • @PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch
      @PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch 5 років тому

      @@avolite719 r/whoosh

  • @xneobloodchaosx7875
    @xneobloodchaosx7875 4 роки тому +4

    1:44 no true words have ever spoken in relation to this day and age!

  • @teeds88
    @teeds88 10 років тому +35

    jesus, he is so good! incredible

    • @ramsey2314
      @ramsey2314 10 років тому +5

      Jesus is always good, He is God. Excellent observation.

    • @zomina2or
      @zomina2or 10 років тому

      Fuck Jesus. Fucked up my lawn.

    • @francoisvanzyl429
      @francoisvanzyl429 5 років тому

      He wouldve been great on Everybody Loves Raymond

  • @Bobamawesome
    @Bobamawesome 11 років тому +11

    Bill Burr calling us assholes? That gotta be the biggest compliment youtube trolls can get. Hate on trolls, know you're doing gods work.

  • @jabalzy6982
    @jabalzy6982 3 роки тому +5

    As a person on the internet I can confirm I am evil, I even have a secret lair that I plot menacingly in regularly.

  • @Adnan-lt5rn
    @Adnan-lt5rn 8 років тому +34

    2:34 conan is dying of laughter.

  • @pericocornejo2221
    @pericocornejo2221 5 років тому +5

    It is physically impossible not to laugh when Conan is

  • @JavoAP7
    @JavoAP7 4 роки тому +5

    I've been watching this over again for 4 years. Can't get enough, just great.

  • @Fahadalkithiri
    @Fahadalkithiri 10 років тому +46

    13% have a life
    87% don't

    • @AngloSupreme
      @AngloSupreme 5 років тому +1

      87% are brutally honest,13% are pussies.

    • @ATLracing
      @ATLracing 5 років тому +2

      @@AngloSupreme Different sides of the same coin, my dude..

    • @PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch
      @PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch 5 років тому

      @@AngloSupreme Way to take his comment seriously and this video. Lol 😂

  • @multiestonian
    @multiestonian 6 років тому +2

    I think Conan loves when Bill Burr is on the show. Love seeing Conan really laugh from his heart.

  • @swapanjain892
    @swapanjain892 8 років тому +22

    Bill Burr,louis ck and Aubrey plaza..their videos are all great.

  • @fathergabrielstokes4706
    @fathergabrielstokes4706 4 роки тому +3

    I love finding Bill Burr videos I haven't seen before. It's like finding 100 dollars under your couch!!

  • @spencerfrankclayton4348
    @spencerfrankclayton4348 4 роки тому +2

    As soon as he said "No" I felt refreshed.

  • @rac50172015
    @rac50172015 8 років тому +22

    Boat bit sums up Burr's evil genius.

  • @ToBeIsWasWere
    @ToBeIsWasWere 5 років тому +8

    watching Bill talk about DJs like Deadmau5 was painful

  • @farlonmuentes6004
    @farlonmuentes6004 3 роки тому

    "writing horrific stuff on youtube videos"
    the phrase that will never ever be irrelevant.

  • @heatbucspies55
    @heatbucspies55 10 років тому +8

    Te great thing about Bill Burr is when I know what he's talking about, it's funny, and when I have no clue what he's talking about, it's almost funnier.

  • @mutinous1000
    @mutinous1000 2 роки тому +3

    I think 13% is being optimistic.

  • @nagato4982
    @nagato4982 4 роки тому +2

    That Oboe player joke took me right out 😂😂😂

  • @dougthemoleman
    @dougthemoleman 3 роки тому +7

    Deadmau5 actually writes his stuff. He doesn't just blend two songs together, Bill. You can not like the guy, but at least give him that.

  • @infidel900rr
    @infidel900rr 8 років тому +12

    on a Burr binge

  • @stuartmenziesfarrant
    @stuartmenziesfarrant 3 роки тому +1

    Bill is right about 'DJs' As a music pro and lecturer, I can tell you there is no music ability involved in being a 'DJ'.

  • @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898
    @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898 10 років тому +140

    I blame 4chan for the 87%

    • @M4TTYN
      @M4TTYN 10 років тому

      EasyEvil don't u dare! 4chan will attack you!!

    • @SenToTheShiS
      @SenToTheShiS 10 років тому +5

      try reading some of liveleak's comments....

    • @TheJackSparring
      @TheJackSparring 10 років тому +3

      I blame 4chan for the 87%. And for the 13%.

    • @grandeve7531
      @grandeve7531 10 років тому +6

      Tumblr.

    • @SenToTheShiS
      @SenToTheShiS 10 років тому +1

      *****
      Yeah xD and to like 90% of the users, everything is a conspiracy, every assassination video is staged, etc. xD

  • @VinnieG-
    @VinnieG- Рік тому +3

    Bill had the internet figured out pretty quickly

  • @ezrc9294
    @ezrc9294 7 місяців тому

    I never heard of Bill Burr till last week, this dude has to be the funniest guy on the planet earth. Grew up in Mass, totally Boston irish Witt. There was a guy in college just like this guy - had crowds buckling over every second, red hair and all - and even after all these yrs at a reunion - the one liners never stop. These guys are born with a gift, its not a stand up or routine.. its who they are. Friggin funny

  • @MrFademaio
    @MrFademaio 8 років тому +6

    I ve always felt that way about boats. It's a lot of work to have a boat and mainly you're using it to entertain others.

  • @loganjohnson4209
    @loganjohnson4209 6 років тому +8

    Bill Burr is always 100% correct as well as hilarious 😂

  • @greenbeagle13
    @greenbeagle13 5 років тому +1

    His DJ comment was spot on.... When these two guys are together, they complement each other. Cracks me up....

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 5 років тому +28

    "the grammys make me feel old" no pun intended!

  • @cl9282
    @cl9282 8 років тому +150

    The funny thing is, he's really not that far off when it comes to DJing. It really isn't that difficult.

    • @user-zh4pg1zf5r
      @user-zh4pg1zf5r 8 років тому +41

      I agree, learning to play an instrument is a genuine challenge. Spinning discs, a blind toddler could do that

    • @GritsnBeans
      @GritsnBeans 8 років тому +41

      They dont really even do that anymore. It's pushing buttons.

    • @Aethrius
      @Aethrius 8 років тому +22

      Yeah like some are actually good or creative, like Deadmau5 for example, but the problem is that it's practically impossible to tell the difference between the talented edm and the shitty edm.
      With actual instruments and raw recordings, especially in a live environment, it's extremely easy to tell when someone is talented and when they're not.
      With EDM, where everything is electronic and controlled by a laptop, you can't tell the difference between a playback and someone actually messing with the switches and knobs and whatnot.

    • @cheothegeo2742
      @cheothegeo2742 8 років тому

      ohhh jeezzzzussss.

    • @armando_alves
      @armando_alves 6 років тому +2

      Braden Spencer Calvin Harris uses actual instruments in his songs.

  • @kendoglarson5419
    @kendoglarson5419 2 роки тому

    Its more like 2% because that's about the integrity level in the world. Only 2% of people actually have that.

  • @TheMuffinMan9455
    @TheMuffinMan9455 10 років тому +4

    The boat analogy is perfect haha! The best 2nd best day in the life of a boat owner, is when he buys a boat. The best day, is when he sells the boat.

  • @joelbecker2
    @joelbecker2 8 років тому +7

    he has so much fun on this show everytime he is the guy you can't draw a line for because he will run past it and make you laugh for it he in my opinion is our generations pryor

  • @harishkm2011
    @harishkm2011 4 роки тому +2

    Conan kept his word, Bill has been always welcomed on the show!! Still we want more of Bill Burr on the show!!!

  • @kingleo1889
    @kingleo1889 4 роки тому +6

    Bill Burr is hilarious. I keep watching his interviews year after year lmao

  • @SwagRangerr
    @SwagRangerr 4 роки тому +13

    I really wish bill had a late night tho 😂

  • @djscratcha
    @djscratcha 2 роки тому

    Bill burr knows deadmau5.. he must be very famous 😂

  • @Braselton21
    @Braselton21 8 років тому +143

    🌴Bill Be Throwing Shade At🌴 Deadmau5🌴

    • @My6StringSweetheart
      @My6StringSweetheart 6 років тому +31

      Deadmau5 threw shade at DJ's including himself. He said we're just glorified button-pushers.

    • @normahmansoor2888
      @normahmansoor2888 5 років тому +4

      QuietGiant god bless that man

  • @BingtheLizard
    @BingtheLizard 10 років тому +126

    Let's be honest, I and everyone else who commented on this video are in the 87%.
    Deep down, you know it.

    • @Juanirva
      @Juanirva 10 років тому +26

      Some times we are the 13%, other times the 87%, everybody hates somebody, or something

    • @leloodallasmultipass
      @leloodallasmultipass 10 років тому +5

      suck it. I am not. suck it again.

    • @BingtheLizard
      @BingtheLizard 10 років тому +1

      leloodallasmultipass Haha, good one.

    • @Juanirva
      @Juanirva 10 років тому +2

      Yeah, like that's not hate comment..

    • @anthonykugerlego
      @anthonykugerlego 10 років тому +2

      that 87% is mostly found on the deep web