Bill Burr Thinks Most People Online Are Evil | CONAN on TBS
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- Опубліковано 11 лют 2013
- Bill has come to the conclusion that 13% of people on the internet are great and 87% are complete jerks.
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Im on a Bill Burr youtube binge
edit: 7 years later Im on a Bill Burr youtube binge.
edit2: 10 years now....im still alive, and still on another bill burr youtube binge
Its 2 years later and I am on another Bill Burr youtube binge
UA-cam forces what they think you want, fug em
5 years later I am too
Yep
Me yoi
Bill Burr loop starts again
Its 4 years and i still can't stop
It's only cuz it's juxtaposed to his neon white skin
LMAO
Yep, I need to go to sleep for work but that’s not happening now
Guilty.
Every body here thinks they are in that 13% love it
No I want death and destruction in the world Xd
despite making up 13% of the internet population...
Its getting better I think, youtube is getting more and more civil
@@lt.lasereyez8891 hahaha. The hell it is
@@nagisataroyagamimatsu7940 I hope this was sarcasm.
A year ago, a guy came straight up to me and gave me an advice: “You don’t want to be the guy who owns the boat, you want to be the guy who’s friend of him”. Told him I didn’t understand, he didn’t elaborate.
Can’t believe his advice came from a Bill Burr interview 😂.
"It's just a guy playing his iPod with like a mouse head."
Lol love his description of Deadmau5.
I just went googling. What a spot on description that was. Never knew of Deadmau5 though until now.
Pretty hilarious. Bill doesn’t know that deadmau5 is a music producer though, when he DJ’s its his own music the majority of the time
Curious to find out who the sad GAP guy was he was referring to.
And the best (worst?) part is he became a millionaire doing that
@TheRipperdoc: Congratulations, you got the joke...Derp.
nobody can make Conan laugh like Bill Burr
+whitedevil2 It's not his standard polite laugh either, you can tell he really gets genuinely amused. That's also why they keep having him on the show, in spite of the fact it seems like Conan's liberal thin-skinned audience ranges from nervous laughter to sheep-like baying in response to Conan's laughter himself. And then Bill Burr starts talking about his views on women and some people stop laughing altogether. But fuck them because Burr is a genius and probably my favorite comedian right now.
Louis C K
Norm Macdonald
No one can do as consistently!
true..... real laughter
Bill Burr is the guyest guy I have ever seen guying.
😂😂
“I’m never gonna have a TV show”
*ends up making F is for Family.
that face conan made @ 02:37 is how someone looks when they've genuinely lost it
+ftghb Just looks Asian to me.
+TrueBluesProductions he looks asain, that is a facial trait that almost all of them have, it's not racism it's an onservation. racism comes with intent to hurt and I believe he was just speaking his mind.
+TrueBluesProductions I'm Asian and i found his statement hilarious...
I came after +TrueBluesProductions deleted his comment which I assume is something about me being racist. I thought as an Asian I could be racist to my own race? It was a joke after all...
+ftghb Conan always laughs genuinely when Burr is on. that's because Burr is actually really funny.
After years of being a UA-cam content creator I completely agree. Only 13% of you are cool.
The question is that whoever responds, are they the 13%?
More like 1.3%
Hi my Name is Bob Are you even the 13% AM I NOT THE 13%!?!?!?!?
Everyone thinks they are those 13% lol
hey!
that's not nice
Only a great comedian like Bill can make a punchline out of “the greatest oboe player.” Conan’s face scrunched up in an authentic laugh after that is all the proof you need. 😂
"I can say that cause there's nothing you can take away from me"
I love Bill. He's funny in anything. He doesn't just spit out his act. He's genuinely hilarious.
well, he does have an act.. its his set
It is natural to him, he just turns it up when he is performing
Thank you
Agreed. the amazing thing is Bill just rants; he says things most dudes are thinking but are too afraid to say. But he is hilarious!
The odd thing is, he's funnier on Conan than he is in his act. Conan's the perfect foil for him.
He's wrong. It's not that most people on the Internet are evil. Most people are evil; the Internet just brings it out of them.
give a man a mask and he will reveal his true self, internet = mask
so true
+Jose Daniel Herrera Exactly
So they evil to begin with
give people a mask and they will reveal their true self
Crazy how he’s now a cast member on one of the most popular shows in recent memory
Breaking Bad or Mandalorian?
@@kaigibson320 yes
And he has made fun of Star Wars in the past.
2:37 i love to see Conan’s genuine laughter... really makes my day
STEP 1. Watch this video.
STEP 2. Read the comments on this video and see Bill's point proven.
STEP 3. Have a good laugh.
STEP 4: Go to next Bill Burr's video
Step 6: Fail Final Exam
Ironically you're proving bills point as well
True
not sure it was ironic so much as intentional?
he's so right on about the 87% lol
650 likes, no comments?
@@nukepizzaa haha. Thanks for fixing that
@@DDM7406
86%
the sad part is I know I'm on the 87% side XD
"...the greatest oboe player..."
How's that for random?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What was the joke in reference to? I'm not American but I love Bill Burr and want to know if he was referring to a certain incident involving a particular president?
@@aks19880 You mean if there was a president that had once been an oboe player, right? I don't know. I'm not American either. But, I wouldn't be surprised really.
@@aks19880 It's just an example that he thought of off the top of his head.
i love that andy agrees "yeah" when conan says bill can come anytime to their show
Burr for President!
***** - The world's greatest oboe player will play at his inauguration.
Please don't do that to the poor guy. He's cool
+UziNineMillomeetah I"d fuckin love to see kanye and bill at the debates... the shit theyd say would be historic! lol
+UziNineMillomeetah Feel the Burr xD
If he was president he would kill 87% of the population of the earth for sure! What we are waiting for? Burr for president (2)
My guess is that Mr. Burr represents a new kind of modern philosopher and he's much more ahead than his own fans: in fact he uses powerful, immediately understandable, metaphores to try to spread his thoughts easier, faster. In my opinion he tries to battle against the biggest disease of our society, the so called "politically correct"; he's against all the things that make our minds at ease and he's right. I've discovered Bill Burr only recently but I find him to be much much more than a "simple" comedian. I even find some analogies and common traits with Carlin. Burr should be appreciated more, MUCH more. IMO
His podcast is gold
good point, being politically correct is a bunch of shit for the most part so bills got a noble cause i guess haha
Emanuele Chiocchio good description, dude. thanks
Emanuele Chiocchio Agree with everything except for the metaphors part. He does use metaphors but he doesn't 'dumb them down' for us consciously, he himself has admitted he's pretty dumb himself (though he's obviously measuring it based on education rather than wisdom). So he's very wise, but it's not like his mind races with huge 7 syllable words that he has to stupify for the audience, he basically just speaks whatever is already in his head with occasional tweaking certain phrases/words over time to make it funnier. Definitely needs to be appreciated more
or maybe his fans, including you, once again overestimate famous peoples' wits just because they rail against political correctness and then you idolize them to the point of calling all comedians some new brand of philosopher when all they really just do is try to make people laugh. the funniest joke is ironically the fact that everyone who says that about their idolized comedians is exactly the type of person that comedian's social commentary criticizes the most.
Who els on a bill burr binge watch 2k19
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Too bad about Norm though.
President Burr has a nice ring to it.
Conan transforming to an Asian at 2:37.
we need to make a meme out of it :D
*****
asian conan lol
lolol nice catch :p
BEST.FUCKING.COMMENT,EVER.
Joseph Scott i never seem him laugh so hard
When you got nothing to lose, that’s when you’ve got it all.
I feel like Bill and Deadmau5 would be good friends lol. They both speak their mind without a filter.
That's a conversation I want to see
He kinda looks like him too. Lol.
@@kaleroe i like how accurate that observation is.
I really wish Bill Burr had been selected as the new host of "The Daily Show" He's the epitome of 'no bullshit.'
Mice Elf No, it's because Burr knows nothing about politics. He'll tell you that. Stewart is about as smart and trusted as someone can be!
Stonemansteve II Bullshit. Stewart is smart, politically adept and his satire is second to none. But like almost every democrat pretending to be a liberal, he's never truly called out Obama on anything of worth. You want to trust someone with smart, independent views, listen to Greenwald, Chomsky, Hedges, Scahill, etc.
k4nc3r Before Chuck Todd was named the new host of Meet The Press, they were seriously considering Stewart because he was America's most-trusted news man, even though he hosts the "fake" news!! That says something about trust to me! Not that those guys you named are slouches or anything, they are good. But to be in that company when everyone knows it's the "fake" news, is doubly impressive! And honestly, every year the Daily Show shows me shit I never see anywhere else, ever, and see it as better news than most mainstream sources!
Stonemansteve II
I agree. It's a sad time when the comedians deliver us the real news, and the real news delivers us comedy.
+k4nc3r HE is the epitome of bullshit. He is very naive and has a shallow view of the world which is funny cause we need some of that but it dosnt appease to everyone and is not always right
Conan and Bill have terrific chemistry. I wish they'd make this a regular partnership thing.
Bill so freaking honest all the time. Instantly likable. Really like his perspective.
Just here to say Bill Burr still is goat
I feel like it's much less than 13%
You are right. It is closer to
2 - 3% i would say.
Николай Михаил 1 %
Athra Babylon Technically id say 20%
Athra Babylon It might be right, you got 40 thumbs up so far, it's just that they typically don't have anything to add. So only the jerks are perceived as being present.
+Athra Babylon All you guys can go fuck yourselves LMAO XD
Very true about people on the internet. All the people not brave enough saying harsh things to peoples faces are letting everything out on the internet anonymously. Wow how tough.
Great forum as well for Sociopaths. No warm fuzzy thoughts going on in down time, bored easily, so need a bit of drama (and PERCEIVED winning) or shit disturbance to entertain the nothing going on inside.
Nun Ya Precisely. I'd like to see these people be all"tough" in public. They're awkward as hell in public and think they're the shit over here. They mock people and accuse them of being "butthurt" over little things when they themselves would cry over even smaller things. Pathetic. The worst is the online bullying that leads to deaths, very sad.
Omair, I would thumbs up your post again, but don't see how to while reading it in my inbox (still on youtube, surfing).
I'm 48, so the flick was before my time as far as GOING to the show, but James Dean's Rebel Without A Cause, when a knife gets pulled on him, says, "I thought only punks fought with knives".
Kind of the same thing. Folks used to have to settle things or settle them with only their FISTS. Then it became knives, then guns. Any punk can hide behind that, or numbers. Social media hate is no different, and while I solely reply on some youtube vids, or one other online newspaper's sport section from my old hometown I grew up in, I can see for sure what you speak of in a wider sense.
My pet peeve is folks in movie theaters talking, or foot on your woman's seat, who after you patiently wait...then polite as you can ASK, get annoyed or ignore you, or act tough. I have literally turned around, not KNOWING what was back there, found a woman sandwiched between two big guys, she in a cast, and flat TOLD her how we were patient and polite, but enough already...THEN gotten the stink eye from her, as if she was doing NO wrong, and flat spewed at her and her buddies, "And you;d better wipe that stupid look off your face or I'll break your OTHER arm!".
Or had some 20 something kid with his date TALKING during the last five poignant minutes of a film, and gave him the look, then have to say, "We're trying to watch the movie", only to get a rude, "So WATCH IT, then", and myself have to LOUDLY say, "So SHUT THE FUCK UP, THEN, ASSHOLE, you've been talking out loud for THREE MINUTES!".
In BOTH cases, they scurried off, when the lights hit. What's that line from No Country For Old Men? When did it start going wrong? "I think when people stopped saying Sir and Ma'am".
PEACE!
Nun Ya It's great that you have the confidence to stand your ground when you feel you are being wronged. That's a great quality to have. And like in your examples, people tend to back off after a little altercation. Unfortunately the internet situations not getting any better. Keep fighting the good fight.
Nun Ya You're a very abrasive man.
0:33 man only if Bill knew how talented Deadmau5 is
I love how much entertainment Bill provides for Conan.
"Somebody comes over to your house, like the greatest Oboe player and you gotta come downstairs and act like you care."
I laughed my ass off and so did Conan, but Jimmy Fallon would have been doing is obligatory fake laugh.....
Conan legitimately likes Bill and that makes watching these clips so much more entertaining!
I really wish bill had a late night tho 😂
Listen to his podcast
These two are amazing, synergy there is flawless.
see Conan laugh @ 2:36??? not many people can make him laugh like that. Bill Burr you are one of a kind
Aswin Mohan same sentiments haha
2:37 I have never seen Conan laugh so genuinely
I hope you’re being sarcastic that was his fake laugh.
I've been watching this over again for 4 years. Can't get enough, just great.
It is physically impossible not to laugh when Conan is
Thank you, Bill, for setting the record straight on DJ's, Internet trolls, and boat owners! HA HA HA HA!
Yeah!! Totally agree in the DJ part. Ridiculous
Right. I'm the guy that shows up on the boat with a 12 pack of Miller Lite and says, " Where we goin"?.
WE ARE THE 13%!
I don't think so
lets go occupy some shit
Only 0.0004% of the 1% are in the 13%
We are number 1
Think
Bill Burr & Norm McDonald are two of my favorite Conan guests. I love the different approaches Conan takes to interviewing them. He knows Bill is at his best when you sit back and let him rant. He has a lot more back-and-forth with Norm though between the punchlines
That Oboe player joke took me right out 😂😂😂
I've heard of the name Bill Burr before, but seeing him in these Conan interviews make me wonder how I have NOT known of him before. Pure comedic genius!
People on the internet - 13% are cool, 87% are evil 'ass holes'. At least I'm in the majority! Yehy!
Just for that comment, fuck you.
+Tyson Dai Yeah, ok. Thanks? ..and welcome to the dark side. MUAhahahahaha
up until you said "yehy"...now you're just a jerk off
Joe Witowski I didn't say that. I wrote it, dumbass.
Why are they pissed at you XD?
As somebody who's been doing UA-cam for 10 years, about 13% of my comments are anything constructive or positive and the rest are just people calling me fat and threatening me because they didn't like my video, Bill Burr is absolutely right
1:44 no true words have ever spoken in relation to this day and age!
Bill Burr is my favourite american comedian. He has balls o solid rock!
jesus, he is so good! incredible
Jesus is always good, He is God. Excellent observation.
Fuck Jesus. Fucked up my lawn.
He wouldve been great on Everybody Loves Raymond
Billy’s analogies and breakdowns are perfect. And he can do it the millisecond he senses his point of view is being questioned 😂
"Im gonna be the guy who shows up on everyone else's show"
Me after watching 2 hours worth of Bill Burr being on other peoples shows: yeah that checks out
on a Burr binge
Free speech is one thing... People actually will go off 20+ lines on things they hate and wish upon someone they see on youtube. It's not offensive, it's more hilarious that they would spend the time to write these essays on ppl they hate. Why the hell do you watch in the first place? xD
You're a colossal asshat.
I love this man he makes me smile about all the crappy stuff
As soon as he said "No" I felt refreshed.
Bill Burr is the only person I've ever seen make Conan laugh so hard and genuinely!
Jim Jeffries and bill burr should work together two of the most underrated comics
I agree. They are both equally obnoxious and genius
edgar delgado Jim Jeffries is amazing
+ Louis CK and I could die happy! :P
Woah chill, those are my favorite comedians ever
I agree as well, it's because they seem like they have no filter. And everyone can honestly agree with them while other comedians talk about other safer things or their personality doesn't push the issue as well.
Here's to underdog sounding comedians who can swear as a daft bastard but still comes on as funny
Bill just made Conan laugh SO hard, he turned into a duck whistle! 3:17
"the grammys make me feel old" no pun intended!
grammy might be short for grandma
Billy, youre the man.
Boat bit sums up Burr's evil genius.
As a person on the internet I can confirm I am evil, I even have a secret lair that I plot menacingly in regularly.
I have just as hard of a time understanding dj’s and I’m 19.
“Where’s the talent”
Is the perfect description for most of today’s music industry.
Bill Burr,louis ck and Aubrey plaza..their videos are all great.
Been living in Japan too long. Just discovered this guy. WOW!
Nobody cares that you have been living in Japan, so don't act like you were not trying to look for a reason to brag about it a little.
@@avolite719 r/whoosh
I think Conan loves when Bill Burr is on the show. Love seeing Conan really laugh from his heart.
Miss this.
"That's the thing! I can say that because there's nothing you can take away from me!" Why the fuck does everything this guy say is so hilarious??!!
2:34 conan is dying of laughter.
"you are welcome on our boat anytime"
Amen!!
watching Bill talk about DJs like Deadmau5 was painful
lol'd at 2:50
I'm an asshole and I find this accurate.
im part of the 13% and i find this offensive
Bill had the internet figured out pretty quickly
Damn it, Bill! Started with an interview in April,2018 two hours ago and still watching...
Bill Burr calling us assholes? That gotta be the biggest compliment youtube trolls can get. Hate on trolls, know you're doing gods work.
🌴Bill Be Throwing Shade At🌴 Deadmau5🌴
Deadmau5 threw shade at DJ's including himself. He said we're just glorified button-pushers.
QuietGiant god bless that man
His metaphor for beat matching is so true esp now with technology that's foolproof
I swear, Bill has *got* to be Conan's favorite guest.
0:55 LMAO
I blame 4chan for the 87%
EasyEvil don't u dare! 4chan will attack you!!
try reading some of liveleak's comments....
I blame 4chan for the 87%. And for the 13%.
Tumblr.
*****
Yeah xD and to like 90% of the users, everything is a conspiracy, every assassination video is staged, etc. xD
That's Conan's realist laugh 2:38
Conan kept his word, Bill has been always welcomed on the show!! Still we want more of Bill Burr on the show!!!
I'm the 13%... Life is hard.
ironmike ^^ See what Bill's talking about here?
ironmike That's pretty tame language for you. Did you grow up or something?
ironmike Ha, ha, ha. Yes!
thelordmemnoch I know RIGHT!
Truth is, I'm about 50/50. I do sometimes get on just to troll but I also find myself being the voice of reason a lot also.
We do suck down here don't we?
Indeed, we're damp and stinky here in the asscrack of the internet.
I never heard of Bill Burr till last week, this dude has to be the funniest guy on the planet earth. Grew up in Mass, totally Boston irish Witt. There was a guy in college just like this guy - had crowds buckling over every second, red hair and all - and even after all these yrs at a reunion - the one liners never stop. These guys are born with a gift, its not a stand up or routine.. its who they are. Friggin funny
I love finding Bill Burr videos I haven't seen before. It's like finding 100 dollars under your couch!!
13% have a life
87% don't
87% are brutally honest,13% are pussies.
@@councilestateproduct Different sides of the same coin, my dude..
@@councilestateproduct Way to take his comment seriously and this video. Lol 😂
he has so much fun on this show everytime he is the guy you can't draw a line for because he will run past it and make you laugh for it he in my opinion is our generations pryor
Conan’s laugh at 2:38 is everything.
I love these two!!
I ve always felt that way about boats. It's a lot of work to have a boat and mainly you're using it to entertain others.
i like how conan is funny enough to fire back.. jimmy fallon jus sat there and laughed like an idiot..
Billy Boy is comming to Norway 😀😀 and i was saving up to travel to England to see him after new years. What more can i ask for? A signed wife-beater?
He is talking about Marshmellow I think when he says guy with the Mousehead 🤣
probably deadmau5