Honest Action - Die Hard 2-5

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  • @LewisCostin
    @LewisCostin 9 років тому +975

    Die Hard 2: Survives entire movie.
    Die Hard 3: Dies in first 10 minutes.

    • @jrvy74
      @jrvy74 9 років тому +6

      +Lewis Costin I was about to say the same thing! lol

    • @k9feline2
      @k9feline2 9 років тому +18

      +Lewis Costin Die Hard 4: Is killed twice by a girl.

    • @josephcova4062
      @josephcova4062 8 років тому +5

      +Lewis Costin 11 minutes.

    • @apex2000
      @apex2000 8 років тому +18

      well he was pretty messed up end of die hard 1&2. I guess die hard 3 first injury was tipping point for easy reset

    • @MegamodeltaV2
      @MegamodeltaV2 8 років тому

      XD

  • @radioactiveali4619
    @radioactiveali4619 8 років тому +1105

    Please bring this series back!

    • @AlJP286
      @AlJP286 8 років тому +30

      Keeps posting comments on the videos about bringing back Honest
      Action, then Screenjunkies will have to listen. Especially if it gives
      them even more subscribers.

    • @32Alien
      @32Alien 8 років тому +14

      I agree.

    • @MostlyPennyCat
      @MostlyPennyCat 7 років тому +10

      Agreed, please bring back this series!

    • @evan_escence95
      @evan_escence95 7 років тому +12

      Yeah, I'm surprised! What happened to it? It was just getting started!

    • @MostlyPennyCat
      @MostlyPennyCat 7 років тому +13

      also, with the tympanic rupture, you should have given us a, "John McClain Is Deaf"

  • @thomascarmichael6659
    @thomascarmichael6659 8 років тому +542

    Honestly don't know why Screen Junkies decided not to make more of these, they were great.

    • @p0pimp2004
      @p0pimp2004 8 років тому +23

      this my first time watching one of these but im sure they probably get repetitve.

    • @Chameleonred5
      @Chameleonred5 5 років тому +14

      @@p0pimp2004 Not really. Each movie/series has different things happening. It's difficult to know when someone shouldn't have survived things.

    • @LoneGuardian
      @LoneGuardian 5 років тому +7

      Because they decided to create and then abort that stupid series about fictional characters rapping

    • @DoctorHippo
      @DoctorHippo 5 років тому +6

      Thomas Carmichael They should’ve done the Dark knight movies

    • @hismajesty2919
      @hismajesty2919 4 роки тому

      Because they are terrible

  • @jp3813
    @jp3813 8 років тому +358

    So basically, Die Hard 2 features the most realistic John McClane in the entire franchise.

    • @werechicken1969
      @werechicken1969 7 років тому +74

      ...and in die hard 3 he's dead before the movie even gets into the real plot

    • @Iejir_Isk
      @Iejir_Isk 7 років тому +21

      well, survive may be a bit of a stretch, but no single injury is a guarantee fatality...

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 7 років тому +18

      ***** Though it doesn't take a fatality to incapacitate a human being.

    • @CaptHayfever
      @CaptHayfever 6 років тому +6

      Nah, just the least dangerous action.

    • @shiranuiaensland1442
      @shiranuiaensland1442 6 років тому +9

      @@CaptHayfever Or the most believable. I'm sure Transformers action is way more dangerous than John Wick action as well.

  • @bob123789456
    @bob123789456 10 років тому +343

    I love how he barely survives Die Hard 2 from plane explosions and whatnot, and within 3 seconds of Die Hard 3 he dies from a bottle to the head.

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 10 років тому +4

      I guess most did not even notice that he would have died there.
      Personally I saw twice people with similar injuries that (probably) barely made it. One received a headbut and the other was hit with a beer-bottle. It looks pretty nasty when the skin is dead-pale, cracked and bleading heavily and the eyes are unfocused and bloodshot.

    • @splewy
      @splewy 10 років тому +21

      Renegade Cz Um, all of the SEALs in Lone Survivor (not "lonely") *did* die, except one of course. Also, Marcus Luttrell's (the lone survivor) injuries were slightly exaggerated in the film. Regardless, in reality, he also would have died if not for the timely medical attention from an Afghan villager.

    • @windowsVD
      @windowsVD 10 років тому +8

      edi Some of it is kinda ridiculous, I mean if I got a cranial or mandible fracture everytime I got punched or kicked in the face, I wouldn't be alive to type in this comment. .

    • @BrokynDehgital
      @BrokynDehgital 10 років тому +7

      Ive seen plenty of people get beer bottles broke over their heads...some of them just got more pissed off...

    • @Roseheartt
      @Roseheartt 10 років тому +8

      Renegade Cz
      It's actually very easy to fracture a bone or cause minor or major internal bleeding, especially when you're being hit by someone or something. It takes surprisingly little force to fracture a bone. A bone fracture and a broken bone are quite different.

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 10 років тому +583

    Do this for the Fast and Furious series xD I'd love to see those film's logic ripped apart hahaha

    • @CReaper210
      @CReaper210 10 років тому +6

      God, the sixth one just went WAYYY too far with the OTT action.
      It was the first one that I was literally saying out load, "haha yeah, OKAY!"
      Dom jumping across the highway and grabbing Letty. Ugh...

    • @choasoftwilight
      @choasoftwilight 10 років тому +11

      *****
      to soon

    • @Ozzyismat
      @Ozzyismat 10 років тому +2

      there is a part in fast 6 i believe when they are chasing the baddie - shaw (in his little formula 1 flip car) in london i think, in black coloured bmw 5 series - tej (ludacris) and roman are those definitely in pursuit of the villains and they fire those little circular things onto the cars which disable the car and mess up the steering, anyway both tej and roman have a pretty horrific crash im pretty sure one of them goes though a building and then in the next scene after the carnage is all over you see both characters almost without a scratch walking around like nothing happened. Im pretty sure they would die.

    • @FamAngus
      @FamAngus 10 років тому

      100th thumbs up!!!

    • @TheGroundedAviator
      @TheGroundedAviator 10 років тому

      It might be a little overt with Paul Walker having died in a way you'd expect him to die in the film.

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 9 років тому +285

    It just dawned on me that it would have been better for all of us if John McClane actually did die in Die Hard 4. Sacrificing yourself while spouting off your catchphrase is a great way to go... certainly better than living long enough to see yourself become the villain.

    • @asadb1990
      @asadb1990 9 років тому +24

      +Dick Grayson I agree. Die Hard 4 was pretty good. But Die Hard 5 was just horrendous. I feel many of the old movies that came out when the main lead were young men in their prime. But in modern times, either they should do a complete reboot or have a new family member of the main lead continue on the role.

    • @asadb1990
      @asadb1990 9 років тому +1

      ***** well terminator genesis was ok in that it was passable. but terminator 4 was a little wierd. but personally the 80s and 90s movies should be rebooted with a new character who is at or around the age the original actor was when he made the movie. For example, for the next lethal weapon movie (which I heard may be in the works) chose newer actors who are around the age of gibson and glover when the original movies come out.

    • @asadb1990
      @asadb1990 8 років тому +1

      ***** well the lethal weapon remake was being considered. But any movie can be remade properly provided that the movie captures the time period properly. I mean the camera filters should emulate with the time period. So sharp crisp graphics don't make sense for a film set in the 40s or 50s. Similarly color should be there as well. Too many modern movies simply use a cold white balance while filming

    • @asadb1990
      @asadb1990 8 років тому +1

      ***** well agreed, the feel of the 80s and 90s movies is just not there with the current actors. and the actors from that era have gotten old.

    • @asadb1990
      @asadb1990 8 років тому +1

      ***** plus we are now in an era that is super sensitive to racial stereotypes, mild racism, sexual harassment, sexism, etc. In that time, the rules were far more lax and people found some humor in those things thats just not there anymore.

  • @megumi6499
    @megumi6499 8 років тому +293

    Do Honest Action for
    Bourne franchise
    Rambo franchise
    Bond franchise
    Taken franchise
    Mission Impossible franchise
    Indiana Jones franchise

    • @lit_red7980
      @lit_red7980 8 років тому +6

      Rambo was pretty fair about his injuries, tho.

    • @simonprados7832
      @simonprados7832 8 років тому +1

      +Lit_red bazooka in first blood killed him instantly tho

    • @theblackknight4083
      @theblackknight4083 8 років тому +8

      fast and furious

    • @MaelstromTheDemon
      @MaelstromTheDemon 8 років тому +9

      And:
      Fast and Furious Franchise
      Expendables Trilogy
      Terminator Franchise
      Hunger Games Quadrilogy

    • @LarsRR
      @LarsRR 8 років тому +2

      Indi would not have died in that fridge, I don't need to go to university to know that for a fact!:D

  • @giorgit5252
    @giorgit5252 9 років тому +72

    Guys why did you stop doing this stuff? It's hilarious

  • @queenofgaymes
    @queenofgaymes 10 років тому +23

    I like how it goes Die Hard 2: No deaths, good job!
    Die Hard With a Vengeance: Dies twice immediately.

  • @stpoon8400
    @stpoon8400 8 років тому +9

    0:12 - Ode to Joy
    0:18 - Les Toreador
    1:29 - Waltz
    2:43 - Hall of the Mountain King
    4:02 - Ode to Joy again

    • @megumi6499
      @megumi6499 8 років тому

      The music makes it seem less brutal that we're watching people get severe injuries.

  • @drnitz
    @drnitz 8 років тому +12

    As a pathologist I found the injury tabulation hilarious. Fractured a rib just laughing! Bring on more "professional consultations." The lack of honest injuries in movies has always been fascinating to me. Thanks, Honest Trailers makers!

  • @JRChadwick
    @JRChadwick 10 років тому +30

    Do "Flubber". So many head shots.

  • @QuentinSciascia
    @QuentinSciascia 9 років тому +175

    Thats because each one that died is a John Mc Clone

  • @IreneShardaForever
    @IreneShardaForever 10 років тому +84

    I miss these. Are they ever going to do these anymore?

    • @1l0veGod
      @1l0veGod 10 років тому +36

      Maybe we should all tweet them and ask them to please do these? That'll get their attention.

  • @nicolasriveros943
    @nicolasriveros943 9 років тому +78

    Honest Action for MAD MAX!!

    • @melvinbarrameda8958
      @melvinbarrameda8958 9 років тому +6

      The director of the "Mad Max" films was a doctor, so I am guessing most of the injuries and reactions to the injuries would be fairly accurate.

    • @leeking3697
      @leeking3697 9 років тому +1

      +Melvin Barrameda Doesn't mean there wouldn't be any plot holes though

  • @louispellegrino2832
    @louispellegrino2832 10 років тому +28

    Honest Action: The Dark Knight Rises

  • @nandohenriques2975
    @nandohenriques2975 8 років тому +172

    Jonh MClain is super dead

  • @ameliasim491
    @ameliasim491 9 років тому +82

    Bring Honest Action back please!

  • @alipasha888
    @alipasha888 9 років тому +114

    Do James Bond.

    • @marcohidalgo1101
      @marcohidalgo1101 9 років тому +8

      +Ali Pasha LOL imagine Honest Action: Spectre. "Severe drill injury to the brain. James Bond is super dead."

    • @girrganflirganchrgan5815
      @girrganflirganchrgan5815 9 років тому +6

      James Bond: Like 100 or something gun shot wounds
      James Bond is ether Superman in a spy costume or he is SUPER SUPER DUPER DEAD!!!!!!

    • @ArwenUndomiel406
      @ArwenUndomiel406 8 років тому

      +Ali Pasha that would be awsome

    • @apex2000
      @apex2000 8 років тому +3

      +justin brunetta I always assumed each actor was a new agent with same code name, hense some how outliving his bosses & taking so much punishment

  • @Kevin7557
    @Kevin7557 10 років тому +35

    I lost it when they said John McClane is super dead.

  • @lucashammar8180
    @lucashammar8180 9 років тому +170

    So did John survive the whole second movie so he would die immediately in the third?

    • @KnightsaysNi
      @KnightsaysNi 9 років тому +33

      Right? This doctor must be all kinds of fun when watching Westerns. "Oh, bottle to the head, yeah, he's dead. He's dead too. And that guy. And him..."

    • @chwossant9425
      @chwossant9425 9 років тому

      Maybe the doctor still counted all the inquiries from the last movie

    • @fearfull124
      @fearfull124 9 років тому +2

      Jack Daone Indeed, The fact that he is knocked to the ground imply a significant amount of force, its going to be at a minimum a serious concussion and internal hemorrhaging.

    • @Asiis
      @Asiis 9 років тому +2

      +Lucas Hammar To be fair, he fractured the same bones twice in the second movie. He'd have died anyway because you can't fight if you have your shoulder fractured twice.

  • @McgoganLives
    @McgoganLives 10 років тому +40

    Survives Die Hard 2...
    ...Killed instantly in Die Hard 3.

  • @rlacksgh9673
    @rlacksgh9673 9 років тому +42

    If you ever decide to do this series, do Indiana Jones.

  • @Masterpieceman16
    @Masterpieceman16 10 років тому +33

    Hahah!! they should do this with the Bond films.

    • @johnnyrekall6270
      @johnnyrekall6270 10 років тому +1

      Good call man, Jame bond movies are the one for sure!! from Dr. No to this modern crap.

  • @Grievousapprentice15
    @Grievousapprentice15 10 років тому +26

    Do all four of the Indiana Jones movies!

    • @duuude907
      @duuude907 10 років тому +7

      What are you talking about? There are only three Indiana Jones Movies.

    • @WillJM81280
      @WillJM81280 10 років тому +1

      Very wrong sir. There are 4. Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom, Last Crusade, and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

  • @Box0rz
    @Box0rz 10 років тому +16

    Kinda depressing to see how easy it is actually to die/injure yourself, while in the movies they rarely injure themselves.

  • @sarluciani3
    @sarluciani3 7 років тому +4

    Would love to see these pieces make a comeback. It's fascinating and so much fun to watch.

  • @thomassaurus
    @thomassaurus 10 років тому +59

    Honest Action - All The Marvel Movies(the one that tie in with the avengers)
    Do it!

    • @clasnydadka
      @clasnydadka 10 років тому +9

      you kind of cant do honest action for that. you cant compare them to a normal human. thats like saying hulk will die if he falls from a 6 story building onto concrete. same goes for cap merika. since theyre SUPERheroes, or SUPERhuman, you cant compare them to humans

    • @thomassaurus
      @thomassaurus 10 років тому +6

      Bkalinin the Sheep They would have all 3 Iron Man movies as well as the other humans, they could also make estimations for the other heros.

    • @deferential1
      @deferential1 10 років тому

      there would still be difficulty with that, unless he wasn't (Fully armored) suited up you would have to have to make all sorts of calculations and have full knowledge of all(even technical) specifications (especially particular counterforce or impact dampening resistances and material strength of the armored structure).Unless his armor was completely destroyed ; example: after the escape scene, while in descent, with his first suit that would have been instant death. he would of made a beautiful palm tree.

    • @samzenmcknight3265
      @samzenmcknight3265 10 років тому +3

      Good call: marvel movies

  • @Mrhydee
    @Mrhydee 8 років тому +470

    we need more of these like if you agreed with me

    • @adhitiorachman48
      @adhitiorachman48 8 років тому +2

      damn right son!

    • @theblackknight4083
      @theblackknight4083 8 років тому +6

      agreed

    • @AlJP286
      @AlJP286 8 років тому +5

      Keeps posting comments on the videos about bringing back Honest
      Action, then Screenjunkies will have to listen. Especially if it gives
      them even more subscribers.

    • @peanutbutterrobot
      @peanutbutterrobot 7 років тому

      i disagree

    • @MrGrownman455
      @MrGrownman455 6 років тому

      I wonder why they stopped making them ? There are so may Action movis to choose from they could spend a whole year on honest action.

  • @PVTShadow8492
    @PVTShadow8492 7 років тому +7

    I really hope they bring the series back this serious is amazing, I would love to see an honest action of lethal weapon one through four

  • @almostadequate7332
    @almostadequate7332 8 років тому +79

    Analyze Tony Stark in all of the Marvel movies he was in

    • @ChlorideCull
      @ChlorideCull 8 років тому +4

      Pretty much every hard landing inside the suit will kill him, lol

    • @almostadequate7332
      @almostadequate7332 8 років тому +7

      Chloride Cull Especially when he took that nuclear bomb from The Avengers movie.

    • @TiagoCostaMusic
      @TiagoCostaMusic 8 років тому +11

      He is protected by the "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philantropist" buff.

    • @CaptHayfever
      @CaptHayfever 6 років тому

      That's tricky business, as we don't know how good the shock absorption is in the armor.

    • @greenweeaboo8924
      @greenweeaboo8924 6 років тому

      still waiting for those i don`t care how long the video`s gonna be and i`m gonna be pissed if this is all it

  • @kevinandfriends9017
    @kevinandfriends9017 9 років тому +22

    1:26 - 1:33 Roll credits. And that's Die Hard 3, short movie.

  • @hansvongruber3214
    @hansvongruber3214 8 років тому +56

    Indiana jones

  • @gamestation2690
    @gamestation2690 9 років тому +37

    How about doing an Honest Action video for the Fast and the Furious movies?

    • @jamesmason7979
      @jamesmason7979 9 років тому +9

      GameStation3 That would be like a 30 minute video, for the most recent one alone.

  • @DitzyNizzy2009
    @DitzyNizzy2009 Рік тому +2

    4:37:
    Them - "John McClane is Super Dead."
    Me - 😂😂😂

  • @chibilaichi
    @chibilaichi 10 років тому +31

    I can't believe John McClain survived the entire Die Hard 2 movie... wow.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 2 роки тому +2

      It's a Christmas miracle!

  • @sirsilentxx
    @sirsilentxx 8 років тому +8

    Please bring this series back .

  • @rickyhou4249
    @rickyhou4249 10 років тому +17

    Honest action of all 007 series

  • @tylerbhumphries
    @tylerbhumphries 8 років тому +3

    This was actually really cool. Please do more.

  • @KALIMAindia
    @KALIMAindia 10 років тому +26

    Batman or Neo! Do them...

  • @TheKatrinakaif123
    @TheKatrinakaif123 10 років тому +4

    so much hard work to make such an analytic video... your hard work shows man... Thumbs Up to ScreenJunkies :)

  • @pokedoctor2087
    @pokedoctor2087 10 років тому +47

    you missed falling into a pool filled with stagnate radioactive water if he doesn't get an infection from any of his multiple wounds or somehow develop superpoweres, he's going to die for sure!

    • @Salty_trees69
      @Salty_trees69 10 років тому +7

      Maybe he did get superpowers and a good day to die hard actually happened before all the others, and that's how he survived.

    • @LittleTed1000
      @LittleTed1000 10 років тому

      When did he fall into radioactive water?

    • @pokedoctor2087
      @pokedoctor2087 10 років тому +1

      L1ttleT3d At the end of DH5, it's in the middle of the office building in Chernobyl...

    • @LittleTed1000
      @LittleTed1000 10 років тому +1

      Lost about Oh, right. I forgot about that.
      Chernobyl isn't actually particularly radioactive in point of fact but it's entirely possible the water would be contaminated.

    • @pokedoctor2087
      @pokedoctor2087 10 років тому

      L1ttleT3d yeah just imagine all the radioactve bacteria (just kidin i'm a doctor)

  • @alsamil7127
    @alsamil7127 8 років тому +87

    Analyze a Tom and Jerry episode XDD
    Nah, better yet, analize Fast and furious 7!
    Or analyze Tangled!

    •  8 років тому +10

      This comment needs more likes. I'll quickly log into my other account. :D

    • @faromusic
      @faromusic 8 років тому +9

      ;)

  • @JonathanToolonie
    @JonathanToolonie 9 років тому +109

    Why aren't they doing another Honest Action

    • @jchades564
      @jchades564 9 років тому

      Why don't you suggest a film then

    • @JonathanToolonie
      @JonathanToolonie 9 років тому +7

      Jack Curry I have; 5 characters already.

    • @Declankrenic
      @Declankrenic 9 років тому

      It also takes time if they do a series

    • @Yamagashi
      @Yamagashi 9 років тому +3

      JonathanToolonie If you'll notice the three Honest Action videos they did each have less views than the average Honest Trailer vid so I'm guessing that's a big reason why they haven't been doing more

    • @sebastiansmith8228
      @sebastiansmith8228 9 років тому

      JonathanToolonie because there bad and not funny

  • @THEremiXFACTOR
    @THEremiXFACTOR 10 років тому +13

    The Nolan Batman films would be good to do. Especially his fights with Bane.
    Or the recent Bond movies, like his fall from the plane in Quantum of Solace.

  • @Thechad201
    @Thechad201 9 років тому +27

    Honest action: any james bond movie.

  • @raugust152637
    @raugust152637 7 років тому +1

    PLEASE I NEED MORE OF THESE

  • @christopherrasmussen9245
    @christopherrasmussen9245 10 років тому +15

    Here's an idea... Do 4 Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. My picks would be Commando (John Matrix), The Running Man (Ben Richards), Predator (Dutch) and True Lies (Harry Tasker.)

  • @captlanc
    @captlanc 10 років тому +13

    These videos taught me two words "epidural hematoma".

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising 9 років тому +27

    You know what?
    Do the 3 Stooges film that came out back a few years ago.

    • @Faramik2000
      @Faramik2000 8 років тому

      +Roman Neill I don't think they have enough space at the top

  • @shawndeninger4901
    @shawndeninger4901 7 років тому +2

    We need more of this! NOW!

  • @RobotShlomo
    @RobotShlomo 10 років тому +29

    Still waiting on an Honest Trailer for Green Lantern.

  • @TheSpearkan
    @TheSpearkan 10 років тому +14

    1:28 I lost it, friggin John dies the moment he enters Die Hard 3

  • @SuperStreetWarrior
    @SuperStreetWarrior 10 років тому +14

    Please do this one about Home Alone movies. This is just riddicilous how the bad guys survived from Kevin traps

    • @JustJustin.
      @JustJustin. 10 років тому

      Must I say it or do you already know?

    • @JamieMurphy25
      @JamieMurphy25 10 років тому

      I think they did that, Look in the "Honest Action" playlist.

    • @RainintheBrain
      @RainintheBrain 10 років тому

      They did Home Alone 1 and 2. But they have not yet done Home Alone 3. They should do Home Alone 3.

  • @lamontmckeever4555
    @lamontmckeever4555 9 років тому +1

    Honest Action is HILARIOUS! Please do more Screen Junkies!

  • @Tyche-Love
    @Tyche-Love 8 років тому +12

    I would watch more of these

  • @donallbreathnach9998
    @donallbreathnach9998 10 років тому +47

    PLZ do Rambo 1-4!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @aguycalledpete
    @aguycalledpete 10 років тому +31

    All batman movies.

  • @PatrickEtheridge1983
    @PatrickEtheridge1983 7 років тому +1

    More please!! These honest action videos are amazing!! 😂😂😂

  • @JReed1985
    @JReed1985 8 років тому +4

    I want more honest action videos, wish there was a professional that is willing to analyse movies if the hero or villain would survive those situations.

  • @LtThompsonCS
    @LtThompsonCS 10 років тому +20

    Honest Action - Lone Survivor!

    • @LtThompsonCS
      @LtThompsonCS 10 років тому +2

      Piers Watson
      I'd still think it'd be neat just to see.

    • @troilusmaximus7547
      @troilusmaximus7547 10 років тому +2

      Piers Watson though I haven't seen the movie, I'm willing to bet there was a lot of truth-bending for the sake of the movie. It would be interesting to see.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 10 років тому

      Most health care professionals cannot get past them defibrillating asystole at the begining of that film

    • @halfcrazy12
      @halfcrazy12 10 років тому +1

      Troilus Maximus actually if you read the book they actually went through much worse and Marcus Luttrell goes into detail about their injuries which he still suffers from today and had multiple surgeries afterwards.

    • @troilusmaximus7547
      @troilusmaximus7547 10 років тому

      halfcrazy12 My comment was just a suggestion. To be truthful I have not read the books.

  • @InimicalRabbit
    @InimicalRabbit 10 років тому +9

    Cute idea, but it relies heavily on the premise that no one would ever survive a punch to the face or running into a wall. Not saying that John McClane would survive all that punishment, but an orbital blowout and mandible/skull fractures from a punch to the face? Does he now have that Mr. Glass condition from "Unbreakable"?

  • @Willy2537
    @Willy2537 9 років тому +3

    I love how John McClane survives the entirety of Die Hard 2 only to die at first injury he sustained in Die Hard With A Vengeance hahaha.

  • @JohnStripedfur
    @JohnStripedfur 10 років тому +10

    They forgot to mention that in Die Hard 5, John McClaine and his son were in Chernobyl and the city is extremely radiated. They would've died from overexposure.

    • @dillonmcmahan4846
      @dillonmcmahan4846 10 років тому +3

      True the radiation varying around the city dead with in 20 minutes

  • @Profimann
    @Profimann 8 років тому +4

    I really love the lighting in this picture - good work!

  • @BioniclesaurKing4t2
    @BioniclesaurKing4t2 10 років тому +14

    John McClane, were he the Doctor, would have to regenerate all the way to Peter Capaldi to survive his movies.

  • @ccalvac18
    @ccalvac18 9 років тому +3

    PLEASE DO ONE OF MICHAEL MYERS. I realize he's the embodiment of evil yadda yadda but it's still a human body and I would like to know really how many lives that guy would need throughout the franchise. Thanks guys!! Keep up the great content!!

  • @TheChopperGunner9
    @TheChopperGunner9 10 років тому +9

    I like how he survived die hard 2, and died instantly in part 3 XD

  • @MarioRivera
    @MarioRivera 10 років тому +58

    Analyze crank please!

  • @carolm3818
    @carolm3818 10 років тому +4

    Just hearing that monotone voice say "John Mclain is Super Dead." is strangely hilarious.

  • @misticunicorn7808
    @misticunicorn7808 6 років тому +2

    Please bring this back. Its epic and always funny

  • @ifudontlikeitdie
    @ifudontlikeitdie 8 років тому +11

    you can definitely survive being bottled with a beer bottle, you'll have head trauma and probably a concussion but it's definitely not impossible to survive.

    • @chazzergamer
      @chazzergamer 8 років тому +16

      To the front of the head maybe but John was hit at the back, just below the skull and where the neck and skull connect. Thats literally like a human snooze button, hit that with a hard enough force and you will die if not given medical attention on the dot. A beer bottle will do just the trick if hit at that right spot.

    • @portiz6283
      @portiz6283 6 років тому

      True but it appears he was struck in the back of the head so.........

  • @SebCarrasco
    @SebCarrasco 10 років тому +15

    You guys need to do the Bourne Movies!

    • @mkiller1001
      @mkiller1001 10 років тому

      LOL, the first Bourne movie made me believe that you can use a dead body for a safe landing and I really want to hear a professional if this is possible or not

    • @SebCarrasco
      @SebCarrasco 10 років тому

      mkiller1001 I know! Right!

  • @anthonyfins7519
    @anthonyfins7519 10 років тому +25

    Indiana Jones! All of them (except for Crystal Skull, we don't talk about Crystal Skull)

    • @coffeesloth5385
      @coffeesloth5385 10 років тому +3

      I want to "Thumbs Up" this about 67 times.

  • @darkwhisper6714
    @darkwhisper6714 7 років тому +3

    XD
    I love the "John McClaine is SUPER dead." lol
    But well, it's kind of true. Fourteen Deaths and falling from a damn building...

    • @thelonelywolf88
      @thelonelywolf88 5 років тому

      What about the small vehicle roll over? People do survive that, even without a seatbelt

  • @AssassinDawn
    @AssassinDawn 10 років тому +16

    Do the Dark Knight trilogy, please!

  • @basquat76
    @basquat76 10 років тому +15

    Ah man he barely escaped the second alive, and then he dies in the beginning of the third one. That writer did not like McClane.

  • @TabrisRebuild
    @TabrisRebuild 10 років тому +6

    Lives through Die Hard 2, then dies right off the bat in 3 lmao.

  • @evan_escence95
    @evan_escence95 7 років тому +1

    For the cringing at the increasingly horrific injuries, the way it was done was so funny. I don't know why they haven't done any more.
    I'm surprised McClane was analysed to (barely) survive the second movie. I couldn't help but be amused when it went to the third film and McClane was immediately said to die the first injury he got.
    My favourite bit had to be when McClane fell out of a building and the doctor just said it so matter-of-fact. "Super dead"; haha, I love this channel's dark comedy.

  • @hellcat1988
    @hellcat1988 8 років тому +5

    The problem with these expert analysis bits is there are plenty of people who survive just about everything they chock a death up to every year. Hell, there are people who do it for a living.

  • @iluvmichaeline
    @iluvmichaeline 10 років тому +16

    Do an Honest Action for Indiana Jones 1-4.

  • @JKPancake
    @JKPancake 10 років тому +16

    i was waiting for the voice to go "NO FUCKING WAY"

  • @ecliptorcalrissian5014
    @ecliptorcalrissian5014 5 років тому +1

    It's funny, at first they tried to be realistic-ish but as you go on they stop trying.
    *Movie one:* His survival is improbable, but the guy looks like raw hamburger by the end.
    *Movie two:* Goes through a lot, but upon closer examination by someone who knows medical stuff, nothing truly unsurvivable.
    *Movies 3-5:* He's straight-up Wolverine!

  • @THE1gameaddict
    @THE1gameaddict 10 років тому +22

    do all the wolverine movies but through the perspective of an ordinary human

  • @dambreaker
    @dambreaker 9 років тому +9

    WHY IS THIS SERIES GONE????

  • @tails512
    @tails512 10 років тому +15

    So Die Hard 2 John McClane is the best at not dying.

  • @Chris-fo2fi
    @Chris-fo2fi 6 років тому +1

    Bring these back!

  • @nataliaromanova6535
    @nataliaromanova6535 10 років тому +14

    "Today's patient..." Too funny because none seem to end up in the hospital.- though they should. Do Batman next. Regardless of the technology of the batsuit, some of that ****should kill him! Another good one - Taken. How many times would Liam die?

  • @ImperatorRom
    @ImperatorRom 10 років тому +9

    Well at least he (barely) survives Die Hard 2! lol Who would have thought that a film with special forces and air plane explosions would be the most survivable :D

  • @Mr16thPrestige
    @Mr16thPrestige 10 років тому +14

    Do the expendables 1 and 2. I just know we got all sorts of dead action heroes in those

    • @newyorknative88
      @newyorknative88 10 років тому

      I'd say wait to do the 3rd one that is coming out as well.

    • @Mr16thPrestige
      @Mr16thPrestige 10 років тому

      Mo if they're making a third one I wouldn't challenge anyone to do a breakdown of the damage...I think even the first and second one are quite the stretch

  • @jbvader721
    @jbvader721 9 років тому +2

    If the Die Hard franchise has proved one thing, it's that John McClane is basically Superman. Oh, and that they should've not made sequels.

  • @theevilmasterofhugs2
    @theevilmasterofhugs2 10 років тому +15

    Wow it should really be called 'Die Frequently and in Pain'

  • @Chud_Bud_Supreme
    @Chud_Bud_Supreme 10 років тому +13

    John McClain must be the guy from Unbreakable.

  • @dIRECTOR259
    @dIRECTOR259 10 років тому +27

    "Super dead"? Don't you mean "cadaveriffic!" :)

  • @StoriedTreasures
    @StoriedTreasures 6 років тому

    PLEASE bring this back!!!!!!! there are LEGIT sooooooo many movies that can be ripped apart and analyzed!!!

  • @Lotus-Son
    @Lotus-Son 10 років тому +14

    I'm curious to see Gravity; tho the movie tries hard for accuracy of physics and science, the shear impact the characters go through when hitting into the space parts must've been fatal every time they hit into a solid surface in space (you're going super duper fast around orbit and whatnot).

    • @wishmasterbrazen
      @wishmasterbrazen 10 років тому +6

      actually the movie was not scientifically accurate, it was very messed up. The only reason people think it is sci-ency is cause its in space. and orbits are very similar to one another therefore it is not going to make much of a differnce on the impact.

    • @mixas6678
      @mixas6678 10 років тому +1

      wishmasterbrazen actually quite a few astronauts praised the movie for its realism. Sure the director took a lot of liberties but you have to give credit that, given the scenario, it was quite realistic (especially if you put it next to the usual mainstream "scifi" movies)

  • @xSkitZx
    @xSkitZx 10 років тому +13

    Die Hard 6: Lacerations with Glass Foreign Bodies

  • @RisingSunDead
    @RisingSunDead 8 років тому +6

    Seriously? No injuries after catapulting? This is hell for body, huge overworking. Pilots after catapulting need big vacation, even some of them don't work at all after that. It is a miracle that John can stand on his feet after that

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