"MY INNER THOUGHTS: MIXED SIGNALS"

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  • Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
  • THE THINGS PEOPLE THINK BUT NEVER SAY.
    STARRING
    KASSANDRA LEE
    / @thekassandralee
    / the_kassandra_lee
    SHOT BY
    JAY ALI
    / @jayalimusic
    WALTER FRENCH
    / walterfrenchtv

КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @6lakGesus
    @6lakGesus 5 років тому +6388

    If those thoughts ain't ran through every man mind you a damn lie 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dthrill20
      @dthrill20 5 років тому +62

      🙋🏾‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️

    • @lt.bishop3633
      @lt.bishop3633 5 років тому +39

      👀 idk wat u mean

    • @Camille_92
      @Camille_92 5 років тому +5

      well, not for a woman it hasnt at least.

    • @clpleaser
      @clpleaser 5 років тому +170

      He f'd up wit tryna make that bedroom move too quick. Make ya first move on the couch. Go for the kiss, then pull her on top of you n you in there

    • @badbadleroybrown650
      @badbadleroybrown650 5 років тому +5

      #TrueStory

  • @ptgaming4340
    @ptgaming4340 5 років тому +1002

    Yo this man said "yeah,, because it's smash o'clock "⏰

    • @vetesta8704
      @vetesta8704 5 років тому +6

      Too Real...😅😅

    • @jordanbarrett8780
      @jordanbarrett8780 5 років тому +1

      Saucey TV yup it’s 10:01

    • @vetesta8704
      @vetesta8704 5 років тому +5

      @@jordanbarrett8780
      Yup...The platonic hours Amendment. After 10:01 its to bake dem Yams and sweet pitatoe pies!!

    • @mbf6160
      @mbf6160 5 років тому

      😆

    • @HotFrassRadio
      @HotFrassRadio 5 років тому

      Legend man said it as its lol

  • @drozneik
    @drozneik 5 років тому +559

    "Did she just graze her elbow over my meat?" 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @robertmotion
      @robertmotion 5 років тому +10

      Rozneik every homie done had this happen😂😂😂...then u try n make ya “mans” jumped a lil when she bring her arm back across your leg...she how she respond🙇🏽‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️
      /bklyn👑

    • @whatiswe
      @whatiswe 5 років тому +1

      haaaahahahaaaa

    • @Nik3T3kk
      @Nik3T3kk 5 років тому +1

      Lmao! Rite

    • @TheNsage
      @TheNsage 5 років тому +1

      Lmfao

    • @YamYam419
      @YamYam419 5 років тому +2

      ON PURPOSE TOO 😂😂😂

  • @jamarrjordan6831
    @jamarrjordan6831 5 років тому +1744

    She got that Alicia Key's voice too sexy

    • @jarvasedundy1
      @jarvasedundy1 5 років тому +52

      Yes I love a woman with a voice like theirs.

    • @nasir6869
      @nasir6869 5 років тому +14

      I said the same thing son 😆😆😆

    • @elijahmolden1093
      @elijahmolden1093 5 років тому +1

      @@nasir6869 💯

    • @facealexander1288
      @facealexander1288 5 років тому +7

      jamarr jordan I just told my husband ...I was like that’s Alicia keys all the way

    • @tercial
      @tercial 4 роки тому +2

      Facts

  • @TheeKingRayzor
    @TheeKingRayzor 5 років тому +351

    Who ready for The Lesbian Homie part 8?! 😁
    Can I get 1k likes for the Lesbian Home? 😁👍

    • @johnnyoldenjr.
      @johnnyoldenjr. 5 років тому +7

      Those lesbian homie skits are gold. I cant wait for that shit

    • @woaahrich5434
      @woaahrich5434 5 років тому +2

      Facts

    • @Cmoney6488
      @Cmoney6488 5 років тому +4

      That is the best series right now

    • @TheeKingRayzor
      @TheeKingRayzor 5 років тому

      @@brandonwright6578 What?! No it's not, it's just comedy bro.

    • @TheeKingRayzor
      @TheeKingRayzor 5 років тому

      @@johnnyoldenjr. Me neither.

  • @langston64
    @langston64 5 років тому +378

    Bigg Jah, out of all the comic skits you are in my opinion consistently the most hilarious. Keep it up🤣

  • @ronjohn6815
    @ronjohn6815 5 років тому +2221

    These scripts are funny but real too... 😂😂😂

    • @f-2215
      @f-2215 5 років тому +36

      Girls do that all the time and they act like they dont wanna it

    • @TreyGoose
      @TreyGoose 5 років тому +10

      2:46 "DAMN" that one kilt me😂😂😂💀💀💀🏃🏃🏃

    • @KennethDAstonJr
      @KennethDAstonJr 5 років тому +4

      real, in who's world lol

    • @jaelynblanc4279
      @jaelynblanc4279 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @وائلالعليوي-ي3ل
      @وائلالعليوي-ي3ل 5 років тому

      These scripts are tinny but real too😂

  • @donltoys
    @donltoys 5 років тому +1597

    This is exactly how females be acting lol

    • @jackson5506
      @jackson5506 4 роки тому +47

      2 am knocking at yo door butt naked asking sit on yo face and watch a movie you still act like you don’t give a fuck if you smash 🤦🏾‍♂️🤔

    • @georgebrice3831
      @georgebrice3831 4 роки тому +7

      Aaron Forte+ girls always do that b.s.

    • @deshunstokelin5818
      @deshunstokelin5818 4 роки тому +10

      @GotAL2Say Facts 💯

    • @annt.7785
      @annt.7785 4 роки тому +9

      You a lie... *wink* *wink* 😂😂😂😂

    • @karonhenderson7475
      @karonhenderson7475 4 роки тому +3

      4 the only way 737feet 9AM is the 79xb brothers

  • @marinevet4131
    @marinevet4131 5 років тому +1456

    “Did she just graze her elbow over my meat?!” 😂😂😂😂

    • @newcartoon5638
      @newcartoon5638 5 років тому

      Elbow not meat

    • @slenwood
      @slenwood 5 років тому +5

      Semper fi!

    • @marinevet4131
      @marinevet4131 5 років тому +3

      Shurm O Semper fi brother

    • @33GLOCK
      @33GLOCK 5 років тому +1

      meat on the elbows nigga

    • @deecarlos4137
      @deecarlos4137 5 років тому +7

      Legitimately he should make t.v. show! Apricots and cinnamon sticks hahahhajahaa

  • @CharlesTurnerTheKing
    @CharlesTurnerTheKing 5 років тому +479

    EVERY MAN THAT HAS BEEN LIVING FOR A WHILE HAS BEEN THROUGH THIS😂😂😂😂😂😂 Big Jah You Need A Sitcom Series for real man

    • @wmattj4
      @wmattj4 5 років тому +2

      Charles Turner facts bro my boy need a show 😂😂😂😂

    • @oloruntoadebenjudahdawotol7531
      @oloruntoadebenjudahdawotol7531 5 років тому +1

      Yes he does lmao 😂

    • @rickcross5377
      @rickcross5377 5 років тому +1

      FACTTTTSSSS EVERY MAN BEEN THROUGH THIS!!!

    • @TwoDopeSons
      @TwoDopeSons 5 років тому +1

      Is he still on the show in Bounce TV with Omar Gooding

    • @warking2734
      @warking2734 5 років тому +1

      FACTS!

  • @Unforgivn_sin
    @Unforgivn_sin 5 років тому +732

    "I can respectfully have you leave the crib." That's the smoothest way to kick someone out
    Edit: holy crap didn't expect so many likes. TYSM 😁

  • @rakeemsmith8289
    @rakeemsmith8289 5 років тому +503

    What would've made this better is if he made a part 2 that would've showed her thought process from a woman's point of view that would've been funny

    • @pauledukere8353
      @pauledukere8353 4 роки тому +43

      But he don't know what women be thinking.. I bet women don't know what they thinking

    • @rakeemsmith8289
      @rakeemsmith8289 4 роки тому +16

      Every girl think something when they come over late at night lol

    • @Dontcutitoff
      @Dontcutitoff 4 роки тому +15

      Womens thoughts can never be spoken its forbidden

    • @rakeemsmith8289
      @rakeemsmith8289 4 роки тому +1

      @@Dontcutitoff lol

    • @nyahhbinghi
      @nyahhbinghi 4 роки тому +21

      it's just a random number generator in a woman's head, that's all, only explanation

  • @MISTERBOLD
    @MISTERBOLD 5 років тому +219

    This spoke to my whole MANHOOD ! I be confused and then pissed and fuck it up for myself 😭💯

    • @donsterr
      @donsterr 5 років тому +3

      Get to begging a little bit, and then talking shit 😂😂

    • @victorlaurent2677
      @victorlaurent2677 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 factz

  • @ImClaytonThomas
    @ImClaytonThomas 5 років тому +774

    "HEY NOW! SHE DONE TOUCHED THE KNEE!" "Apricots and cinnamon sticks." "She being GOOFY." "Not SMASH OCLOCK!!!" You WILDN!!!!! LMFAO

    • @taylorthenatural5509
      @taylorthenatural5509 5 років тому +5

      Hey CT what's up?

    • @rl4127
      @rl4127 5 років тому +1

      Hey CT, you and Bigg Jah creating some of the best content online right now. Keep grinding!

    • @niqulusviii987
      @niqulusviii987 5 років тому

      Read the Hey Now as he said 🤣

    • @alexanderjohnson1346
      @alexanderjohnson1346 2 роки тому

      Love to see yall good brothers supporting each other...strength in numbers...blk unity...✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿 we stronger together

  • @havocblue5101
    @havocblue5101 5 років тому +607

    I would have smashed on the couch in the first place you tripping

  • @TylerJeray
    @TylerJeray 5 років тому +525

    He was tryna steer when he shoulda been cruisin' he already had it in the bag. She came to him.

    • @bishopsfather6964
      @bishopsfather6964 4 роки тому +20

      Tyler Hughes exactly player lol

    • @AmericaSpeaks1
      @AmericaSpeaks1 4 роки тому +20

      He was absolutely right. She wasn’t trying to smash. She was playing and he showed her the door. Cause if it was about the couch, she would have made her move then.

    • @imzak3563
      @imzak3563 4 роки тому +7

      @FinesseCheeksTho damn you broke it down well.

    • @imzak3563
      @imzak3563 4 роки тому +5

      @FinesseCheeksTho do it player. We need that game. I mean look what he did in this vid, some men would literally do that in real life. Look at her actions, don't listen to what she says. The body never lies.

    • @dlkc2000
      @dlkc2000 4 роки тому +3

      @FinesseCheeksTho Too late for all the waiting for a movie to be over a 2 am. He did the right thing and she will be back!

  • @RONGEE2099
    @RONGEE2099 5 років тому +462

    Big jah you are a comedic genius thank you!
    The lesbian homie still the best series on you tube

    • @tuavaresm
      @tuavaresm 5 років тому +3

      Blaqq Geezus how bout stupid homies?🤷🏾‍♂️😂

    • @yamilrn1
      @yamilrn1 5 років тому +6

      The bully roommate are the funniest tho!!

    • @ricardorayg.9820
      @ricardorayg.9820 5 років тому +1

      Facts

    • @dericks2680
      @dericks2680 5 років тому +3

      Yeah lesbian homie is good. But when the whole crew is stupid is stupid funny😆

    • @harrycorrea2547
      @harrycorrea2547 5 років тому +1

      @@tuavaresm love it 😂😂

  • @omarbrown3760
    @omarbrown3760 5 років тому +150

    U know I learn a lot from these videos while at the same time laughing 😂
    Wow thanks for the likes most I ever had.😊

  • @blackmacgyver9965
    @blackmacgyver9965 5 років тому +459

    Lmao Did she just graze her elbow across my meat !🤣
    This was on point jahh

  • @ThePumpkin00
    @ThePumpkin00 4 роки тому +402

    It's SMASH O'CLOCK 😂😂😂😂

  • @sirpoppinchuck
    @sirpoppinchuck 5 років тому +2601

    She got that Alisha Keys raspy voice i love it.

    • @branmrrs
      @branmrrs 5 років тому +77

      Alicia Keys HAS to be doing her voice over 😭😭😭

    • @jubabutler
      @jubabutler 5 років тому +35

      First thing I thought

    • @abosolombyrd1493
      @abosolombyrd1493 5 років тому +20

      I said the same exact thing

    • @odonaldsowley2823
      @odonaldsowley2823 5 років тому +55

      I was like famn her voice sexy!

    • @critterwatene8073
      @critterwatene8073 5 років тому +16

      I thought that too hahaha

  • @danareynolds7843
    @danareynolds7843 5 років тому +629

    Never waste time moving to the room. Secure the package first 😂

  • @howardcastlin3009
    @howardcastlin3009 5 років тому +151

    Remember “platonic homie hours “. 10 until 10 You broke your own rules homie 😂😂
    Still love it though that would have been me 🤦🏾‍♂️ damn

    • @oceandabney3498
      @oceandabney3498 5 років тому +2

      Ohhhhhh!!!!! NO
      BOL😂😂😂😂 Not the "HOMIE HOURS? "

    • @GodlyODB
      @GodlyODB 5 років тому

      Howard Castlin not a rule break bcuz he was tryna see if she wanted to smash

    • @BarryBtheCool
      @BarryBtheCool 5 років тому

      Lol Naaah he kicked her out after he thought she wasn’t with it

  • @demetriusstanford9022
    @demetriusstanford9022 2 роки тому +24

    This dude is naturally funny without trying so hard..I hope his sketches blow up big time

  • @bestsisters3474
    @bestsisters3474 5 років тому +1520

    😂😂 “did she just graze her elbow over my meat”

  • @shauchamp2545
    @shauchamp2545 5 років тому +343

    She lieing. She just wanted to turn the tables on him. Lmao. Dis shit be too real. Keep it up JAHH

    • @ChampHere
      @ChampHere 5 років тому +33

      Shaudell Champagne 🤣🤣🤣 exactly that’s the whole in a nutshell.. the man really never know what the women really want. Women have to much power in those situations forreal 🤣🤣🤣

    • @travisjones5576
      @travisjones5576 5 років тому +11

      The signs where all there, she just did a shitty job on the execution. If clearly he wants to smash after asking "can we go in the bed room" then she should have said naw while unzipping my pants. Granted I would have asked are we smashing or...

    • @HoloScope
      @HoloScope 5 років тому +12

      @@ChampHere they need to be nerfed

    • @saitamaboi2795
      @saitamaboi2795 5 років тому +1

      @@HoloScope 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "nerfed"

    • @armandharris100
      @armandharris100 5 років тому +3

      @@HoloScope They're too OP 😂

  • @BlockBallerRecords
    @BlockBallerRecords 5 років тому +919

    Rule #1 You don’t move to fast 😂🤦🏾‍♂️We all learn that ✊🏾

    • @SolelyElevated23
      @SolelyElevated23 5 років тому +49

      Yooooo I took the biggest L last week because of moving to fast 😭😭😭 shorty set me up for the kill and I jumped into it 😒🚶

    • @chaitea2425
      @chaitea2425 5 років тому +12

      move to fast vs move too fast, which one we talking about?

    • @gooddeeds162
      @gooddeeds162 5 років тому +7

      Chai Tea I’m sure we on moving toooo fast

    • @genesanders74
      @genesanders74 5 років тому +62

      Yeah but if u move to slow trynna just keep it chill and be a gentlemen....she gon tell everybody he aint shit, i wanted to smash but he wasnt gettin the hint, girl i think he might be gay.

    • @genesanders74
      @genesanders74 5 років тому +23

      Bitches aint shit

  • @QVelle430
    @QVelle430 4 роки тому +144

    "Teachable Moments".....Don't try to race on a Road that ain't laid yet.

  • @albthat
    @albthat 5 років тому +310

    Man! Her voice got me from jump! Alicia Keys ....you don’t know my name.... sounding ass!

    • @commandericeman8588
      @commandericeman8588 5 років тому +16

      Yeah but that voice only works when she is trying to be seductive.
      Let a woman nag you with that same voice and see if you don't want to crush her larynx just to shut her up.

    • @albthat
      @albthat 5 років тому +5

      Commander Iceman I’m hip! LOL

    • @laryanryan9170
      @laryanryan9170 5 років тому +4

      @@commandericeman8588. Come on bruh. You let a little attitude get to you like that?

    • @JalenBellMusic
      @JalenBellMusic 5 років тому +1

      Commander Iceman 😭😭😭💯

    • @Ohm_Eye_God
      @Ohm_Eye_God 5 років тому +1

      Exactly! Her sultry voice let me know she came to smash

  • @dionmtt
    @dionmtt 5 років тому +340

    Never jump to the bed room. Always start on the couch

  • @MrWorldfamous23
    @MrWorldfamous23 5 років тому +469

    She sounds like Alicia Keys when
    she talk! ( you don't know my name voice ) 😍😍🤩 !!!!!!!!!

    • @BLACK-TAR-FENT
      @BLACK-TAR-FENT 5 років тому +1

      U think she can sing like her?

    • @peteypeedi973
      @peteypeedi973 5 років тому +1

      My thoughts EXACTLY!!!

    • @thomaswilliams8624
      @thomaswilliams8624 5 років тому +31

      Yeah, that's her sister......Felicia Keys.
      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @Nik3T3kk
      @Nik3T3kk 5 років тому

      Bruhh

    • @mredmundmjr
      @mredmundmjr 5 років тому

      You are sooo right 😂😂

  • @wingingitwithbleep8934
    @wingingitwithbleep8934 4 роки тому +47

    "she smell so good, like apricots and cinnamon sticks" lmao

  • @jontemccants
    @jontemccants 5 років тому +98

    Lesson to all my brothers. Let the shit play out. If she gives you all the signs on the couch,car, or anywhere else be patient and don’t jump the gun!

  • @834_cross
    @834_cross 5 років тому +276

    "It's smash o'clock" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @floydthomas2194
      @floydthomas2194 5 років тому

      Lmao I'm sleep 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @donsmitee
      @donsmitee 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/_cBIv7v4xB0/v-deo.html

  • @alabamamagick
    @alabamamagick 5 років тому +980

    Those aren't platonic friend hours lol.

    • @flex2timez
      @flex2timez 5 років тому +15

      🗣️

    • @docducttape9270
      @docducttape9270 5 років тому +25

      You ain't never lied

    • @yungjc2
      @yungjc2 5 років тому +16

      It woulda been so funny if she said that.

    • @byronhunter3991
      @byronhunter3991 5 років тому +3

      At all

    • @jpecco9668
      @jpecco9668 5 років тому +2

      They are till she decidesto cry something else🤨

  • @kayvion1
    @kayvion1 4 роки тому +49

    "Did she just graze her elbow over my meat?" 😂😂😂😭😭 that shit had me weak

  • @ImprlMdnss
    @ImprlMdnss 5 років тому +126

    I be dying laughing when some body say, she got them Yams.

  • @Drtist1
    @Drtist1 5 років тому +353

    thats exactly how we (men) be thinking....lmao. "daahm" "to the maaaax"

  • @NY-Buddy
    @NY-Buddy 5 років тому +248

    That 3rd knee touch (DAMN!) had me dead 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @thomas16031
    @thomas16031 4 роки тому +21

    She has such a soothing voice. I just love hearing her speak 😍😍😍😍

  • @Raybdatruth._b
    @Raybdatruth._b 5 років тому +210

    Inner Thought: Don't say noth....
    Outer Thought: You comfortable?
    Her: Yeah Yeah this is good
    Outer Thought again : okay
    Inner Thought again : Don't say nothing stupid like you just did you already asked her that 😂😂😂😂

  • @bigpokedogg
    @bigpokedogg 5 років тому +120

    "She smells like apricots and cinnamon sticks" that sounds dangerous to meeeeeeeeeeee.

    • @VGGamess
      @VGGamess 5 років тому +1

      BigPokeDogg DEEYM🤤

  • @willielee8960
    @willielee8960 5 років тому +504

    Every Man been in this situation.. Lol!!!!

    • @brotha-man7
      @brotha-man7 5 років тому +7

      Facts 💯😫

    • @keepingyouincheck8533
      @keepingyouincheck8533 5 років тому +10

      Nothing but the TRUTH

    • @mooogg
      @mooogg 5 років тому +8

      Yep!
      Happened to me in Brazil once.Took a very cold shower,alone,that night :-( :-)

    • @brotha-man7
      @brotha-man7 5 років тому +5

      @@mooogg Wow!!! You a trooper for sure 👌

    • @meowchinchilla4009
      @meowchinchilla4009 5 років тому

      Darnell lee you gay son so you dont like it

  • @deanmignola5448
    @deanmignola5448 4 роки тому +83

    Bigg Jah is the man... but the character he played made a mistake that a lot of guys make. You don't escalate with words. You escalate physically. He should have started making out with her and at some point given her the option of the bedroom. Of course, then we wouldn't have another hilarious video. LOL!

    • @hdot1254
      @hdot1254 4 роки тому +5

      FACTS

    • @petesnow2484
      @petesnow2484 3 роки тому +1

      Made that error as a nice once. Never did it again

    • @chriswalters431
      @chriswalters431 3 роки тому +17

      "You don't escalate with words. You escalate physically" And then you end up with an assault charge in the morning...

    • @lebeaumuni6247
      @lebeaumuni6247 3 роки тому +2

      @@chriswalters431 faxes; no printer.

    • @chikenfartz
      @chikenfartz 3 роки тому +4

      @@chriswalters431 😂forreal, can’t assume shit anymore

  • @jaheimRakim
    @jaheimRakim 5 років тому +475

    Sounds like conversations I had in my head in high school 😂

    • @thehunchburgler524
      @thehunchburgler524 5 років тому +29

      Homie I'm 30 and that shit still pop in my head lol

    • @drdread9896
      @drdread9896 5 років тому +5

      @@thehunchburgler524 💯😂😂😂😂

    • @christianmandigo5108
      @christianmandigo5108 5 років тому +1

      Deadass that’s how I thought in my junior and senior year. 😂

    • @SoooDevious
      @SoooDevious 5 років тому +2

      On god😂”damn she lookin again” “she tryna make me look at that ass”

  • @Jay_N_D_Truck
    @Jay_N_D_Truck 5 років тому +317

    Lol. Every man has went through this a time or two.

    • @jeronwilliams5625
      @jeronwilliams5625 5 років тому +17

      Too many damn times..

    • @heurtakrause5865
      @heurtakrause5865 5 років тому +2

      Man,chicks done pulled this one on me in the Car twice,in the Park, at they friends who-I-aint-fuck-wit House.....shit is crazy.Im tall as hell,ain't wit all that car shit,I'm sorry.

    • @heurtakrause5865
      @heurtakrause5865 5 років тому +3

      Specially when We parked outside the damn house,c'mon now.

    • @blakecoleman3045
      @blakecoleman3045 5 років тому +14

      Never suggest to switch locations. Get it cracking right then and there. Dont give them time to think about the bad decisions they about to make. 😂

    • @SpazAteSkittlesOutHerAzz
      @SpazAteSkittlesOutHerAzz 5 років тому +2

      Jason Nalls LMAO

  • @ABrown-hs7fy
    @ABrown-hs7fy 5 років тому +281

    See he rushed it. He was supposed to hit her with the "you want me to get a blanket or something" and then put the hand on that thick thigh. Smh.

    • @unlawfulmuzik
      @unlawfulmuzik 5 років тому +24

      A. Brown facts.. then rub the hair .. head massage then you get a head massage 👍🏾🤫

    • @SossboyOG
      @SossboyOG 5 років тому +1

      Unlawful Muzik 💀😂😂

    • @DeepBreathingMeditation
      @DeepBreathingMeditation 5 років тому +8

      @@unlawfulmuzik yea right you see her hair slick back in that bun...she would of hit him with a "staaaaaap what you doin"😁😁😁

    • @Hbk.Dallen
      @Hbk.Dallen 5 років тому +2

      Or with the cuddling than holding hands then the thigh grabs then the hands inside her pants the go smoothly in too kissing it works all the time😂

    • @TeamEchelonRecords
      @TeamEchelonRecords 5 років тому +1

      Minus the movement for the blanket and shit; Jus smooth down n grab a handful of that thigh meat. If she chill with it, she good to go and you get to the caressin, the neck kiss then well shit...you catch the drift 😶

  • @amberwhite4385
    @amberwhite4385 4 роки тому +140

    “ she being goofy”😂😂

  • @rockjonez61
    @rockjonez61 5 років тому +161

    Oh man, I wonder how much buns I’ve lost over the years because of mixed signals lol!

    • @sadlycan
      @sadlycan 5 років тому +3

      Bruh, for real

    • @el_principe3611
      @el_principe3611 5 років тому +23

      You avoided a charge, consider yourself fortunate #metoo

    • @Bravo937
      @Bravo937 5 років тому +10

      I been in this situation and was too in my head
      Had bout a good 5 girls tell me I should have been aggressive
      If only I had made a move
      But nobody wants what happened in the video to happen lol

    • @leonfrancis3418
      @leonfrancis3418 5 років тому +11

      @@Bravo937 Nah, don't let them jawns have you catching a charge. The scene is too volatile for a nigga to just be randomly "aggressive" with a bitch without some form of clear go ahead.
      Save the aggression for when you pounding them cheeks, or have CLEAR signals or words.

    • @donovanroberts9063
      @donovanroberts9063 5 років тому

      Lmfao... Facts

  • @zephyrfpv9871
    @zephyrfpv9871 5 років тому +111

    Guys, always remember to score at least first base before moving from the couch. 😉😉😉

    • @samm8736
      @samm8736 5 років тому +14

      Yeah...got to do foreplay first..that's the prerequisite for the next phase

    • @cjaxxxreactz
      @cjaxxxreactz 5 років тому +16

      Spoken like a 5⭐ General. Y'all better listen to grown folk when they talkin!

    • @ktolwal
      @ktolwal 5 років тому +4

      damn it , u beat me to thia comment, but 100% correct

  • @imaking203
    @imaking203 5 років тому +299

    This is how blue balls is made ppl protect yourselves kings lol

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 5 років тому +21

      lolol...since i'm dark black i get the PURPLE BALLS lolol

    • @jimmiet1988
      @jimmiet1988 5 років тому +1

      For real

    • @VGGamess
      @VGGamess 5 років тому +3

      quest 77051 Nigga.... 😂🤣😭🤣

    • @imaking203
      @imaking203 5 років тому +1

      quest 77051 lmfaoooo

    • @imaking203
      @imaking203 5 років тому

      Foolish Ways bruh worst pain ever

  • @BCSMAINE979
    @BCSMAINE979 5 років тому +94

    Apricots and cinnamon sticks 😂😂😂

  • @MrMP13
    @MrMP13 5 років тому +147

    Broooooooooo we all been there. But the hand was overplayed. In them immortal CT words... here's a quarter...lol

  • @ElecTricksCity
    @ElecTricksCity 5 років тому +177

    "She bein goofy" - Story of my life 😂😂😂

  • @marcellowheeler88
    @marcellowheeler88 4 роки тому +64

    This happened to me when I was young, dumb, and couldn't read this sign even if it slapped me upside my head. I still get depressed about letting that one get away :(

    • @derulolegeantcollins8685
      @derulolegeantcollins8685 4 роки тому +10

      Marcello Wheeler it’s aight bro u know for a fact now how to deal with it

    • @superltwins
      @superltwins 3 роки тому +17

      Bro dont even trip! A girl literally put her head on my thigh an inch away from my hard ass wood!!! And I thought she was sleepy😂🙃🤡🤡🤡. Live and learn bro, you not the only one💯💯💯

    • @nicholaskitson1900
      @nicholaskitson1900 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah man, me too.

    • @gd-lockc7618
      @gd-lockc7618 3 роки тому +3

      @@superltwins I needa smack some sense into u 🤣

    • @SolaceMcfly
      @SolaceMcfly 2 роки тому +1

      @@superltwins i was literally cuddling with a girl and she was pushing it back on me. I didn't catch the sign im still uppercutting myself

  • @remycuble8572
    @remycuble8572 5 років тому +370

    Lesbian homie pt.8 episode needed

    • @delanoanthony4084
      @delanoanthony4084 5 років тому +10

      Scream for us who are in the back and cant be heard

    • @tabithajohnson1974
      @tabithajohnson1974 5 років тому +5

      Isn't she a lesbian homie

    • @Yeagerx2012
      @Yeagerx2012 5 років тому +1

      Remy Cuble yeah the lesbian homie should continue

    • @Yeagerx2012
      @Yeagerx2012 5 років тому

      Tabitha Johnson obviously you don’t know what he’s talking about!!!

    • @iceman18ize
      @iceman18ize 5 років тому

      Yeagerx2012 Noooo... YOU obviously don't know what *SHE'S* talkin about?!

  • @PocaRita
    @PocaRita 5 років тому +354

    "She being goofy"
    😂😂😂😂😂 took me out.

    • @johnthewittydapper8134
      @johnthewittydapper8134 5 років тому +8

      Guys do not come to their friends house unannounced at 2 am in the morning unless his car stopped or he's asking for money

    • @thaithawilliams7790
      @thaithawilliams7790 5 років тому

      You know you like her hands are you better not do nothing I'm going to lock you up wpp. L

    • @thaithawilliams7790
      @thaithawilliams7790 5 років тому

      Where are Li

    • @josephstephensoniii1571
      @josephstephensoniii1571 5 років тому

      Exactly!! She was. Instead of being straight up when he suggested the bedroom She played the dumb roll!!

    • @derrickhamilton342
      @derrickhamilton342 5 років тому +1

      Me too. Lol

  • @nasnas6867
    @nasnas6867 5 років тому +484

    That boi say she smells like cinnamon sticks🤣🤣

  • @pegasus6100
    @pegasus6100 2 роки тому +20

    I was literally laughing my head off at all his thoughts before he paused the movie. Same shìt goes through every man head in that situation 🤣🤣

  • @vegitausa
    @vegitausa 5 років тому +158

    That Alicia Keys voice is killing me softly! Lol

    • @TheForresterOD
      @TheForresterOD 5 років тому +7

      Caught that too

    • @BboyMobster
      @BboyMobster 5 років тому +4

      vegitausa damn you said it! I was trying to figure out who she sounded like!

    • @skyhwkz8
      @skyhwkz8 5 років тому +3

      Yo im so glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that!

    • @vegitausa
      @vegitausa 5 років тому +3

      Kwezzy Yep! Had to go listen to You Dont Know My Name after hearing her talk on here. Lol

    • @byronwilliams5828
      @byronwilliams5828 5 років тому +1

      Thats the first thing I said

  • @MsGoldenSmiles
    @MsGoldenSmiles 5 років тому +441

    I love her voice. She has that sexy deep voice. Like Mariah Carey.

  • @whosasking4494
    @whosasking4494 5 років тому +101

    “Get some air get some air lol,” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽

  • @shinglesshingles
    @shinglesshingles 5 років тому +79

    2:46 that is the sound of a man already past his limit lmao😂🤣

    • @CFCMAMO1
      @CFCMAMO1 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahahaha best "daaamnn" ever. So much conviction!

    • @MateoDiaz-yu7pp
      @MateoDiaz-yu7pp 11 місяців тому

      FACTZZZZZ

  • @AllPRAIZE
    @AllPRAIZE 5 років тому +357

    Her voice is soft but deep🤔 I think i like it

  • @colele1
    @colele1 5 років тому +70

    Damn you just told yourself not to say nothing stupid hahaha this is accurate AF as always 😂

  • @dredre7416
    @dredre7416 5 років тому +280

    4:20 'because its smash-oclock" Haha! Im using that line Bigg Jah

  • @gabrieljefferson2591
    @gabrieljefferson2591 Рік тому +2

    I hate a world where you're made to feel and think a way about how someone treats you. So you think and feel what they want you to think and feel as they do you how they want to do you.

  • @TheKingBenny95
    @TheKingBenny95 5 років тому +123

    On god every dude has experience this at least a couple of times 😂😂😂

    • @shihoblade
      @shihoblade 5 років тому +9

      Truth but you gotta learn to shut that shit down. They want to come get you riled up.and giving them attention but don't wanna give up no ass. You gotta be like "go find whatever bitch ass nigga that let you get away with that last time. Not here baby".

    • @ekzoX0
      @ekzoX0 5 років тому +1

      I didn’t act on it. Luckily I went on vacation the next day and she said she had something to tell me but it needs to be “in person” if I know what she means.
      I still wasn’t 100% sure.

  • @kilwannnaclinkscales6146
    @kilwannnaclinkscales6146 5 років тому +242

    BIG JAHH. Brother you are a THE TRUTH. I haven't laughed this hard in a long while. Salute Black Man. Keep doing your thing

  • @BossElite-
    @BossElite- 5 років тому +79

    Is it just me or did she play the SHIT out of this role............
    She deserves an Oscar for this skit.

    • @theopulentone1573
      @theopulentone1573 5 років тому +2

      The role wasn't that difficult.

    • @BossElite-
      @BossElite- 5 років тому +8

      @@theopulentone1573
      You sound like a hater

    • @SWSW560
      @SWSW560 5 років тому +2

      Not just u bro , she had me when he opened the door. She did good on this one.....very sexy oura...

    • @BossElite-
      @BossElite- 5 років тому +1

      @@SWSW560
      Indeed

    • @southphilly7112
      @southphilly7112 5 років тому +1

      I think she did a good job on here

  • @jamesriale
    @jamesriale 4 роки тому +11

    “Somebody tryna get slid INNNNNN” 🤣😂

  • @boemomathumo9591
    @boemomathumo9591 5 років тому +728

    This lady's voice got me feeling sometypoway!!!🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭😩

    • @K_D_A
      @K_D_A 5 років тому +11

      Agreed

    • @stephendavies8372
      @stephendavies8372 5 років тому +26

      Hell yeah I love when a woman talk that way it's sexy 😍

    • @qmckinney3047
      @qmckinney3047 5 років тому +4

      Dam they must be Sirius😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @clintonwalters8993
      @clintonwalters8993 5 років тому +27

      Facts, I ain’t kickin shit out..her and that sexy ass voice can stay as long as they want🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @clintonwalters8993
      @clintonwalters8993 5 років тому +2

      WHENUNUTAND SHEKEEPSUCKIN 🤣Never Ever had a problem gettin Coochie. Just ask your Mom and your Girl Bitchass with the fake account🤷🏾‍♂️✌🏾😂

  • @MicJones
    @MicJones 5 років тому +1037

    Old girl look 1,000 times different from the "Lesbian Homie" skits. DAMN.

    • @29thizzle
      @29thizzle 5 років тому +26

      Dude, I SWEAR I was thinking the SAME DAMN THING!!!!! lol

    • @xenastars
      @xenastars 5 років тому +4

      True

    • @JokerL1000
      @JokerL1000 5 років тому +8

      Day and night

    • @MicJones
      @MicJones 5 років тому +20

      @@jerryalexander8803 It absolutely is, my guy. You just proved my point! 🤣

    • @Yoshimitzukage
      @Yoshimitzukage 5 років тому +5

      @@jerryalexander8803 it's the same person fam, Kassandra Lee, which is featured in this and the other video you posted.

  • @bminnie2233
    @bminnie2233 5 років тому +420

    He said...She being Goofy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @NoDiddyllc
      @NoDiddyllc 5 років тому +4

      minnie brooks swear that be the same shit that be going through my head when they play like that

    • @Largepro21
      @Largepro21 5 років тому

      W

  • @ceedee7647
    @ceedee7647 4 роки тому +30

    Dude wherever she's comfortable that's where she wants the Magic to happen at... Message 😉

  • @amomothibi1460
    @amomothibi1460 5 років тому +339

    you guys have no idea how real this is until it happens to you😂👍

    • @brandonbarrett8928
      @brandonbarrett8928 5 років тому +2

      Amo Mothibi bruh yes!!!!!

    • @lovensonpierre7253
      @lovensonpierre7253 5 років тому +1

      Vlildsn

    • @SolelyElevated23
      @SolelyElevated23 5 років тому +6

      On god 😭😭😭 yooooooo the worst feeling in the worlddddddd.

    • @IVDestroyerzzVIJc
      @IVDestroyerzzVIJc 5 років тому +1

      Amo Mothibi happened to me but with my gfs sister..😂

    • @DarrellJr5
      @DarrellJr5 5 років тому +1

      Amo Mothibi hell yeah! Be tryna save face quick AF when it don’t go how you thought it was 😂

  • @eltorogillz1608
    @eltorogillz1608 5 років тому +155

    girl: is this bcoz I didn't wanna get into the bed with you
    big jah: correct 😂😂coz its smash o'clock

  • @MyLuckyDobie
    @MyLuckyDobie 5 років тому +173

    This fool said "Just to keep it a 100 1/2". That's a new one for me. Lol.
    [Thanks for the thumbs up y'all, support this channel.]

  • @manuelshaul6026
    @manuelshaul6026 4 роки тому +93

    He suppose to let it play itself out

    • @hughjanus2781
      @hughjanus2781 3 роки тому +3

      For how long?

    • @GLERiko
      @GLERiko 3 роки тому +5

      @@hughjanus2781 until you realize she wit what she really came over there for , all women have an agenda , you as a man gotta break it down and once you do its GAME OVER she yours 💯 . Juss let it flow the whole situation , enjoy yourself , talk , joke laugh and before you know it she gone be gettin undressed and gobblin ya mans up 🤣💯 #icantmakethisup

    • @uncharted7againblackking256
      @uncharted7againblackking256 3 місяці тому

      Lol ​@@GLERiko

  • @ChawletMelk
    @ChawletMelk 5 років тому +88

    Lol never try to go to the room if the atmosphere is already set on the couch, gonna ruin the vibe

    • @mantrell502
      @mantrell502 5 років тому

      She was acting all offended tho when he tried to take it to the bedroom. If she wanted to smash she would of let be known she wanted on the couch

  • @brother_Tennessee
    @brother_Tennessee 5 років тому +89

    You win some you lose some but yet you get to fight another day lol

    • @__-bg7jo
      @__-bg7jo 5 років тому

      riiight. It be's like that.

  • @darrylb.roberts7181
    @darrylb.roberts7181 5 років тому +80

    When She said "..the bed is too intimate." WTF?!?😲

    • @spsouthside9
      @spsouthside9 5 років тому

      I'm think the same thing.

    • @haitianprodigy8600
      @haitianprodigy8600 5 років тому +10

      @Daniel Tomlinson y'all need to just start telling us. What are the chances of the dude saying "nah I'm good"? A man will never turn down pumpum from a female he's already feeling ladies. Chances of a female being wrong is damn near ZERO.

    • @trubeleiverz4723
      @trubeleiverz4723 5 років тому

      hell's yes respect her gangster

  • @NateInYoState
    @NateInYoState 4 роки тому +10

    I also thought when he said "hey now..." I thought he was gonna sing "you're a rockstar, get ya game on"

  • @wittycarbine863
    @wittycarbine863 5 років тому +78

    😂😂 Never, Never, cut off the TV before it pops off!.....At least get it started on the sofa, then you can take it to the bedroom.. 🤷‍♂️
    Y'all some fools with the vids though!😂😂

    • @robertrowser9051
      @robertrowser9051 5 років тому +3

      Witty Carbine always start on the couch, get her ready then be like let’s go to the room.

    • @calvinpitts4290
      @calvinpitts4290 5 років тому +2

      facts my brother all part of the learning process figuring out how to best season your yams.

    • @megarobd.c.1844
      @megarobd.c.1844 5 років тому +2

      Witty Carbine Facts

    • @tahrondavis8080
      @tahrondavis8080 5 років тому +2

      Big facts

    • @ashleighwatson8303
      @ashleighwatson8303 5 років тому

      😅

  • @donguapo7862
    @donguapo7862 5 років тому +102

    "Oh we about to get closer than close...like the song" 😂

  • @Vernonu9
    @Vernonu9 5 років тому +622

    this is why I've always like older women....them games are over when they get older.

    • @myodeltafitness4154
      @myodeltafitness4154 5 років тому +200

      Exactly. Older women will walk directly to the bedroom to get shit started ASAP. No time for games. She got to work in the mornin.

    • @byronhunter3991
      @byronhunter3991 5 років тому +33

      Yes sir

    • @jameshamilton5947
      @jameshamilton5947 5 років тому +24

      Facts

    • @quietbeest
      @quietbeest 4 роки тому +35

      Thank you, bruh! Tired of these games women play, "Oh, you didn't notice when I reached for the remote I wanted it then" NAHH BRUH, TELL ME lol

    • @Einnor084
      @Einnor084 4 роки тому

      Vernonu9
      I WISH!!!!

  • @tk4609
    @tk4609 5 років тому +15

    In that kind of situation it always best not to have any thoughts, just go with the flow, then you won't be disappointed at end 😉

  • @Negus1k
    @Negus1k 5 років тому +417

    “Im comfortable right here” lol damn playa you was pose to catch that 😂🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @traywhite57
      @traywhite57 5 років тому +41

      Kill Monger I must be a bedroom guy cause I ain’t catch that lol

    • @cnsmooth
      @cnsmooth 5 років тому +16

      @@Negus1k Not necessarily but she already showed him it was all good. Instead of throwing a hissy fit he should have chilled. Although this would have never happened in real life.

    • @edwincolon9072
      @edwincolon9072 5 років тому +22

      Joe Kerr I don’t think it was a hissy fit tho. He was keeping it real. The whole situation was confusing 😂. When he was stressing over laying in the bedroom she could have just said “or maybe I would like to lay on the couch right here” or something. She could have spoke up. But let the dude hang dry

    • @cnsmooth
      @cnsmooth 5 років тому +7

      @@edwincolon9072 Not up to her to soothe his ego. Even if she came over to chill he had no right to expect pussy or kick her out of his house at ajn early time of the morning just cos she didn't wanna sleep with him. It's a hissy fit simple.

    • @acccurtr6296
      @acccurtr6296 5 років тому +2

      Joe Kerr I’m with you on that one. I don’t expect shit unless she gives consent.

  • @Doc10PvP
    @Doc10PvP 5 років тому +333

    LMFAO at the part where his consciousness says "she's being goofy!" @03:38

  • @jwdathefax377
    @jwdathefax377 5 років тому +219

    If a chick comes to my house unannounced at a late hour, I'm gonna let her visibly see me check the time, then I'm asking..."You tryin to get ya buns done?" I'm not playing the guessing game. 😂

    • @d3llroberson910
      @d3llroberson910 5 років тому +25

      Ya buns done? 😂😂 yooo my heart

    • @HDsKillzProductionS
      @HDsKillzProductionS 5 років тому +33

      exactly it's 2019 aint nobody got time for those guessing games ..we straight to the point no more wasting time.

    • @medic173
      @medic173 5 років тому +1

      Jwda thefax lol true

    • @qmckinney3047
      @qmckinney3047 5 років тому

      What are you doing Dom Dom tell😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😭😜😝😛😍

    • @qmckinney3047
      @qmckinney3047 5 років тому

      So you ugly now dummy😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😜😜😜😜😝😝😝😝😭😁😔😗😙😝😌😌😒😞😞😔😔😒😞

  • @StrokesMayhemMuzik
    @StrokesMayhemMuzik 4 роки тому +17

    “Just act cool, don’t say nothing stupid!”

  • @Sirnicksalot813
    @Sirnicksalot813 5 років тому +60

    Smash o'clock!!!!!!!!! YAS! Ain't nothing open at 2:30 but legs!

  • @Glovo_Guap
    @Glovo_Guap 5 років тому +66

    Fellas this is why you don't jump the gun 😭😭😭🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @sosmooth13
      @sosmooth13 5 років тому

      Young Guap OTG HollyBoyz 040 damn, no matter what bruh! She rubbed his whole knee and everything. My shirt would’ve teleported itself at that point.

  • @younotready365
    @younotready365 5 років тому +153

    Yooooo i knew she was tryin to get down on the couch. But he kicked her out DAMMMMM 😂😂

    • @NykoCentral
      @NykoCentral 5 років тому +2

      YouNotReady 365 hahaha

  • @joel267
    @joel267 5 років тому +22

    That woman's voice , shiii, dats wifey right there

  • @bumshell211
    @bumshell211 5 років тому +80

    Who else knew she wanted to smash on the couch before she even said it???? Good to know i'm still quick AF 😂😂😂😂

    • @charlesvpeoples8765
      @charlesvpeoples8765 5 років тому +11

      I knew she wanted to smash ON HER OWN TIME...!!!
      She was relaxing into the mood...

    • @naedalovee8050
      @naedalovee8050 5 років тому +9

      Facts. She already knew wat was up. "Its smash o' clock" she stamping that time card

    • @prince_sach50
      @prince_sach50 5 років тому

      This why you never jump the gun

    • @beskept3071
      @beskept3071 5 років тому +2

      Shiiid...2:30 in da morning???!!!

    • @FaithGainspersonaltraining
      @FaithGainspersonaltraining 5 років тому

      Facts! The entire vid im like watch Jah fuck this up hhahaha

  • @lastbaratheon8043
    @lastbaratheon8043 5 років тому +50

    It's impossible not to laugh at this, you are too niccce with these skits bro. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

  • @ValenNitto
    @ValenNitto 5 років тому +93

    I'm the dude that sees all signals as no signals 😂. Aww she resting her head, she must be tired. She reaching across to get the remote, huh maybe she doesn't really like GoT.

    • @kingraj333
      @kingraj333 5 років тому +2

      i used to be like that. But after about 500 missed shots, i'm like ok time to step up my signal catching.

    • @sixdeucebrim6737
      @sixdeucebrim6737 5 років тому

      @@kingraj333 I just did it like yesterday

  • @NateInYoState
    @NateInYoState 4 роки тому +5

    Rule of thumb is if she shows up during booty call hours, let the night play out. You'll SURELY get to that destination without adding too much. She's already there, why be pushy? 😂We all know it goes down on the couch...but every thought process before the "bedroom" line is spot on👌🏾. If she excuses herself to YOUR ROOM. You know then it's going down😂

  • @Too2Cold
    @Too2Cold 5 років тому +255

    Bruh when he said “ I wanted you to get some air” 👃🏾 🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @dennisg209
      @dennisg209 5 років тому +1

      I'm dying 😂💀😭