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@@collieee2957 I'm super impressed with Nikki. I was like Oh God it's gonna be some fucking guy with a beard in a dress, but I should have trusted Norton. He just likes girls with dicks. I know for sure Stanhope would fuck her. Plus she's pretty fucking cool, open, joking about the balls falling out of the skirt. Fuck yeah. Perfect for a fucked up comic. Dude. I love it.
She is a painfully boring, and obsessed with monopollizing the conversation about what SHE thinks, she likes, she experienced. Has not asked one person about themselves
@@tokyosandblastr fuck you. there's a huge huge difference between someone that is trying to fit in versus khalyia who DOES NOT CARE ABOUT ANYONE BESIDES HER. you got the game twisted, bro. wake up and smell the chronic smoke
I actually do understand where Nikki is coming from, its a phase when you relocate to a new country. An overwhelming amount of new things, many inside jokes she wouldn't even notice and the only comfort is when she talks about her country and previous life and the differences and the comparisons
@@andrewheath6451 but..... also, Only legs in the room I can't stop staring at. I'm not gay, I like girls. so she's the only one I'm looking at; whose legs are you lookin at, son?
Yeah, I didn't watch my son being born either. I was in the room and still didn't look. TBH I just found out that my brother had killed himself so I didn't want to see my girlfriends pussy being killed also
I like Nikki, but it's obnoxious for anyone to just make it about themselves. And she will go on about how proud she is and is not ashamed when no one asked, idk something about it was awkward and entitled.
As a gay man I find this very disturbing. Knowing Sam takes a finger . Talking about Nikki and Nortons penis size . And finding out Sam's girlfriend is a star fker. If that pug could talk 😮
Jim Norton always makes me laugh. I forget sometimes that his "Wife" is from Norway and she just does not get it. Norton's stuff has to go over her head a lot!
Honestly i like norton and nikki is cool but i'm so over all of the sex talk. It's every. single. podcast i've seen them on. I get people are curious, especially at the beginning when she first came around but for me it's old and dragged out. Her jumping straight into threesomes and what not instantly steered me away. i'm sure it gets better but I didn't make it 2 minutes and im turning it off.
At the age of 27 it wouldn't shock me if Nikki has insecurities which makes her feel the need to project and play up her appeal-uniqueness. With time she may get more genuine if that's the word here. The vibe dog feel more chill when she briefly left to use the bathroom (chapter where they discussed dogs and adopting).
I lost it when Sam said it's like ordering Animal Style at In N Out 😂😂😂 P.S. Hey Jimmy, get ready for that 3-sum with another guy. You have no say in this.
@@heresjohnny999 nah, I think the person that randomly has to throw in stuff like "I am very proud to have a penis" hahahah. Ok nice, but who asked? 4 Billion people in the world have one aswell.
17:00 -- If by this point, you are smart enough to know how smart Jim is, take a drink. We are few. The worm knows his Roman history! Kudos, Jimmy! Love ya, bud!
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Gross lol
Mad Cringe I've never done shit ever can I also be a guest on your show LOL
We might be pegged
Fake vapes sponsoring a pod with a fake woman as a guest. Makes sense.
@@LiveForFreedom777 we have lil jimmy the freak to thank!!🤣🤣
We Might Be Tucked
We might get cucked
Ppw
You too huh?
Love it 😂😂
😂😅
Sam doesn’t have a clue how to treat Norton’s wife 😂 he looks so uncomfortable 😂😂
To be fair I wouldn't either, it's like playing pretend.
did you notice that he "looked" or "gazed". I saw. uncomfortably numb
Little b
He's Jewish,that's why
She’s a TOTAL FREAK
This allows Mark to make all the inappropriate jokes. I am here for it.
Or just state facts:
“Men can’t get pregnant.”
@@neechie3o6wow deep
@@user-sk4nt5bm5r Speaks volumes.
@@Blade70 he was actually fairly well-behaved.
He was probably busy hiding his boner the whole show
@@neechie3o6wait until the change of the definition of man is completed
Jordan Jensen has never looked better
Dont you dare
bwahaha holy shit
How dare you
I know she really pulls off the shaved head. It’s pretty inspiring
Pretty ...Pretty....good one
Pauses at 0:01, opens comments
Yo the shit is a trans springer episode
Amen amen
To open on my smart tv
I am not entertained
@@andrewheath6451 an what are you
A little hungover, a little gay.
The personal ones hurt a little bit
@@collieee2957 Nice
@@collieee2957 I'm super impressed with Nikki. I was like Oh God it's gonna be some fucking guy with a beard in a dress, but I should have trusted Norton. He just likes girls with dicks. I know for sure Stanhope would fuck her. Plus she's pretty fucking cool, open, joking about the balls falling out of the skirt. Fuck yeah. Perfect for a fucked up comic. Dude. I love it.
Might Be Drunk Might Be gay
A little hungover, a lot hung.
Nikki Norton looks like Antony Jeselnik cosplaying as Nikki Glaser
😮
Great call!
and i'd bang all three
She’s A FREAK ! Still has a DICK
@@Malteseflamingo845 Bizzaro Nikki Glazer
Sam looking super uncomfortable 😂
Likely likey
10:59
I don't think I've ever seen Sammy laugh so hard on a pod.
rockin a half chub all episode would be difficult
He tryna not be turned on
On today’s episode of: “She might be hung”
no "might" about it !
@@yoiink She's big.
@@BillHicks420 ( . )( . )
“You don’t hire an immigration attorney for six inches”-Jim Norton
What?
Just four dudes hangin out
Clearly you aren't there.
Don't forget Winnie
@@greg1685 What??
Feel better?
I love seeing u snowflakes get offended when nobody else is
"We have a jar if you want to use it." Lol Mark is out of control.
A jar for?... context, time?... cannot watch the whole mess!
@@davidperez5089to piss in
@@davidperez5089she Asked to go to the washroom, then mark said that.😂
@@davidperez5089 21:54
"we have an open jar if you wanna use it"
I just spit my drink.
We Might Be Drunk Enough...
Frfr
Drunk enough to take a crack at it?😆
nice
Best one I've seen so far
They invited Mark's Nanny ❤
She is a painfully boring, and obsessed with monopollizing the conversation about what SHE thinks, she likes, she experienced.
Has not asked one person about themselves
It took 25 minutes for them to make the show about them…
@@elijahconnorcole5497 noticed that and how she shuts up about conversation not about her
Thank you. Monotone with a hint of valley girl inflection too
@CHEERS_MATE. no cares she is Trans and she keeps bringing it up SMH
Noticed this right away
“I’ll pretend like it’s not DeRosa who gets pegged” 😂 Nortons a legend, excited for his new hour
Fascinating - who would have thought Mark would ever be the most normal person in the room.
Scarlett Brohanssen
This episode is funny as hell Jim’s got a real gold digger on his hands
I think he’s perfectly fine with that😂
💯
So accurate lol
Happy for Jim! Wish she'd stay home instead of ruining all of his podcast appearances. She's trying to pull a Khalyla!
@@tokyosandblastr fuck you. there's a huge huge difference between someone that is trying to fit in versus khalyia who DOES NOT CARE ABOUT ANYONE BESIDES HER. you got the game twisted, bro. wake up and smell the chronic smoke
"I'll pretend I didn't know it was Derosa" too funny, that's exactly where my mind went too.
Love it when it's just the fellas.
Can we turn this into a drinking game, sip when you hear "cock" 😅😅😅
Poor Jim. Can you imagine your spouse saying such things. They do not need to adopt. 😭
you mean "coCKUH"
Or see it
Sam looks so uncomfortable, hahaha
I lost it when he started fiddling with the bottle 😂
@@6GorillaBiscuits looks like he's being held hostage
@@6GorillaBiscuitslooks like he's being held hostage
15:02 the hostage chuckle
Jeez, this shit is weird
mark wearing Christmas sweater just in case some snowballing happens....
its a jewy christmas sweater
good one 😘
Gen0cidal sweater 🤮🤮
Rip to all my 7.5” and under🥹
You got off easy lol
She knows what she wants
Well considering the average is 4-5.5 sorry not everyone isn't from Norway where your automatically born w. A 8inch hog
I’m definitely drunk.
And a little gay
Ok ok I'll start... twisting an arm over here
I wish I was
Cheers
I'm definitely high AF from drinking poppy seed tea😁
This is like when your friend’s new girlfriend comes over and you all have to pretend to be non-psychotic around her.
You have to pretend that she’s not psychotic. Is what you meant to say
@@PepeSilvia01 100%
I actually do understand where Nikki is coming from, its a phase when you relocate to a new country. An overwhelming amount of new things, many inside jokes she wouldn't even notice and the only comfort is when she talks about her country and previous life and the differences and the comparisons
Still better than a Rick glassman episode 😂😂
We might be sexually confused
we might be gay would have been better
@@jonny_codphilo7809def gay biggest legs in the room
If you’re confused, I got news for you brother
@@theovonmiller7811 F'ing Right brother!
@@andrewheath6451 but..... also, Only legs in the room I can't stop staring at. I'm not gay, I like girls. so she's the only one I'm looking at; whose legs are you lookin at, son?
My wife’s in labor, this was perfect timing I got nothing to do
Bro
Mazel
Yeah, I didn't watch my son being born either. I was in the room and still didn't look. TBH I just found out that my brother had killed himself so I didn't want to see my girlfriends pussy being killed also
Tov
Congrats
"Put a wig on him, you would like him!" 🤣💀
"Is that what you are? I was trying to figure it out."
"Yeah, I'm Korean; South Korean."
We might be…skipping this episode.
The BUD LIGHT EP
really liked what Nikki had to say from 22:00 until 24:39
I’ll know I’m drunk when Jim suddenly becomes handsome
He looks better now than when he was a young degenerate.
My father's trans.
Not that they’re anything wrong with that
😂😂
Deeply closeted??
@@WKRP187I'm tellin ya I'm not trans!
@@invisibot6 Are telling me here tonight live in this comment section your gay??
took me a minute to figure out which one was winnie and which one was jim
Bigger tits than his lady
I like Nikki, but it's obnoxious for anyone to just make it about themselves. And she will go on about how proud she is and is not ashamed when no one asked, idk something about it was awkward and entitled.
OMG! She is insufferable! As a long time fan, Jim’s lack of self awareness here is astonishing!
*he
The trans Bert Kreischer.
Jim is in love
I disagree. He was anxious and uncomfortable
Just started but cant wait to hear the jokes mark makes 😂
The Eric Andre Segway got me 🤣
I thought I could make it through.....but throwing in the towel at 12 minutes.
Same
AYG just had Matt Rife with similar comments, I’m here for the hosts, the guests just add to it
I hear ya. To much p p talk
I have a feeling Joe List would love to be there.
Mark “gatherer Biden”
Me laughter
One of those rare episodes where the comment section is better than the video.
Ugh will Nikki just interrupt and talk over everyone…
Trans Bert Kreischer
As a gay man I find this very disturbing. Knowing Sam takes a finger . Talking about Nikki and Nortons penis size . And finding out Sam's girlfriend is a star fker. If that pug could talk 😮
so gd annoying
And just to bring the conversation back about her being trans. 🙄 we get it your trans.
That dude is rude . Let them cook
We Might be Gay…
Derosa catching strays 😂😂😂
Always 😂
Hey hey folks! Just cracked a beer, cheers to the weekend🍻
Jim norton is a legend
I am dying at Sam just not knowing what to say 😂😂😂😂 holy shit so good
Ugh I’m so happy for their love but they’re unlistenable.
You don't like hearing about how everyone but her is a sheep?
@@PurpleHazeVanNederlands *him
I'm not happy for their love and they're still unlistenable
@@PurpleHazeVanNederlandsYeah so being born with a penis and making the choice to keep the penis=him. It's simple comonsensebiologicalmath.
Norton is always listenable to me. He’s entertained me for years. I don’t see this relationship lasting long though.
These two need to be on more pods together lol. I enjoyed this
What a humble dude Jim’s husband is
would've been nice if they let Jim's hubby get a word in
I love watching Tilda Swindon with her wife Nikki on WMBD ❤
Jim Norton always makes me laugh. I forget sometimes that his "Wife" is from Norway and she just does not get it. Norton's stuff has to go over her head a lot!
I think he’s American pretending to be Swedish. No accent and not a single word off? 🤔
@@colleenann772 dumb?
@@colleenann772young Scandinavians are basically native English speakers
This is fun, Norton and normand side by side is awesome, and nikki fits in with Jim's friends perfect, friendly and funny 👍
Honestly i like norton and nikki is cool but i'm so over all of the sex talk. It's every. single. podcast i've seen them on. I get people are curious, especially at the beginning when she first came around but for me it's old and dragged out. Her jumping straight into threesomes and what not instantly steered me away. i'm sure it gets better but I didn't make it 2 minutes and im turning it off.
it's so 1990s.
Judging by the rest of the comments, it in fact did not get better lmao
At the age of 27 it wouldn't shock me if Nikki has insecurities which makes her feel the need to project and play up her appeal-uniqueness. With time she may get more genuine if that's the word here. The vibe dog feel more chill when she briefly left to use the bathroom (chapter where they discussed dogs and adopting).
Hard to believe Nikki learned English as a second language when she sounds like she was born and raised in New Jersey
I agree! Sounds like a big fat lie to me.
Scandinavians learn English at a young age in school.
I lost it when Sam said it's like ordering Animal Style at In N Out 😂😂😂 P.S. Hey Jimmy, get ready for that 3-sum with another guy. You have no say in this.
Love Jim happy that he's happy
Glad to see Mark and Jim back together again.... Miss Mark being on Jim and Sam weekly
This episode should be named "3queens + Nikki"
Mr. & Mr. Norton 😆
Skipping this one
We Might Tuck It
@@roblav23 hahaha even better
The whole episode seems to be about the one person that seems most uncomfortable with themselve
Sam?
@@heresjohnny999 nah, I think the person that randomly has to throw in stuff like "I am very proud to have a penis" hahahah. Ok nice, but who asked? 4 Billion people in the world have one aswell.
Much respect to Jim. He seems really happy and it’s good to see him be so comfortable.
I love the Nortons. They rule.
Wish Patrice could see this. He'd be happy for his friend tbh
Well - they don't talk about 13 year olds anymore. Thats an improvement.
She reminds me of Opie. Just brings all comedy to a screeching halt every time she speaks.
Jim's wife is so desperate to be the center of attention she is answering questions no one asked.
💯
keeps bringing up Norway and has no clue about any other people from world history "Who's Caligula?" "Who's Genghis Khan?"
Sams face when she says the "cat becomes like a ballsack"😂😂😂😂😂
1:27:58 don't think i've seen sam laugh as hard as this moment
Beat Podcast ever. Made me love Norton even more. The dude is happy and loving life
Mark with the Christmas sweater. Ho Ho Ho! 🎅🏽
Gen0cide sweater *
I love this Pod and Jims first peeve had me dead 🤣
I'd rather listen to Sam Roberts than a married Jimmy pod. I got 12 minutes into this disaster before I had to shut it off.
Quitter
Gotta be weird being the 3rd straightest guy on your own show, hey Sammy?
Nikki is stroking the dog! LOL
Just the four boys hanging over some brews
Peeing in the snow!!😂😂😂
always excited for a jim norton interview when he brings nikki along i love these twoooo
Best part of the show 22:00 to 24:30
You mean 1:36:39
HAHAHA
Imagine what Mark n Sam musta said or the look soon as that nightmare train wreck left.
She is the worst
Nikki is Bowie... Thin white Duke-ish and Serious Moonlight era.
Just 4 dudes chillin havin a good time
Damn Sam girl was TAKEN by Liam
He had a particular set of skills
😮
"do you think J.D. Vance is gay friendly?" We'll be right back
woulda been a great pod to have DeRosa on
I got to yell this! MONSTER RAIN ☔️
its 2am but sure ill go for a might be drunk sword fight
Dear god,
Please, please, PLEASE resurrect Patrice Oneal - even just for an hour - so he can roast this sh*t.
Sincerely,
All of humanity
17:00 -- If by this point, you are smart enough to know how smart Jim is, take a drink. We are few. The worm knows his Roman history! Kudos, Jimmy! Love ya, bud!
Jim and Yoko really making rounds on the pod circuit
The we might be stoned gang
I wish I could just seem Jim on podcasts since he's an actual comedian, I don't know why his wife always has to be a guest as well.
Haven't even started it yet, but I just know Mark is gonna go nuts. Real balls to wall on this one.
The way Nikki said “yes” after someone said anything drove me insane