Although wearing Sweatpants at work or in public ( without doing sport) is not really a German thing. Leaving the house means getting dressed properly 😅
@@butterkeks7699 where do you live in germany 💀! In cologne you see those sweatpants everywhere! I am a sweatpants girl cause lazy and bla bla but duh! But I wanna get rid of those he is wearing!
@@maro6727 I just moved to cologne (grew up in Bavaria) so maybe I change my mind about this. But most of the people I know are more like jeans to every situation and back to jogging pants immediately on return home.
He speaks english with german accent so well, the first time i saw one of his videos i genuinely thought he was german. And the direct STARE in the eyes was hilarious.
You have learned and mastered the way of the German. You endured lot's of hardships and language barriers but you stayed strong and determined. You integrated into the german culture to a point where you are to be free'd of what came before. Therefore I hereby give you the german name of "Richard". May you serve german culture, music, literature and society as one of us.
This is perfection! I don't even know where to start. Every single thing is so on point. I love it! I think my favorite was the "Hallo!? In die Augen schauen!", because you said it with just the right mount of accusation
always when somebody cooked. They don't say: "omg, this is so delicious!" They always say: "What did you put into it? You could have add more xy, try that next time ok?"
@@manzanasrojas6984 English is my second native tongue. But I can prove that I'm german. Dein Deutsch ist nicht wirklich gut geschrieben. Das Komma kann man weglassen, aber sonst ok. Bin normal kein Grammar-Nazi, aber deine Zweifel zwingen mich dazu.
I'm a German flight attendant living and working in the Caribbean. Everytime someone is late, the first thing I say is: "You're late" I've never been late in 17 years.
I see we have taken some German traditions in Latvia too! Looking in the eyes on "cheers" and our teachers were obsessed with airing the classrooms also at -15C in winters, probably even -20C ..all the way😆
In Germany we don't say: "Very nice! You did a great job!" We say: "Nicht geschimpft ist genug gelobt." (= not complaining is enough praise for your work)
Well, he combines all the extremes you could imagine from a german! And she combines all the patience in terms of her responce and social attitute that you could imagine from anyone! Because of that the comparison is not fair at all!
"In die Augen schauen" is for toasting with the glasses. The fact, that you STARED at her whilst drinking (and ignoring that you usually HAVE TO toast your glasses (idk, english bad, you know, smashing the bottles against each other while saying "prost")) is pure passive-aggressiveness which is so German again! You are denying her the courtesy of having a good drink - I love it :D
@@ivvan497 in northern germany you have to look everbody in the eye while saying "Prost" and tip your bottles/glasses together - or you'll have seven years of bad sex! This doesn't mean you'll have to stare at someone while drinking!
The Midday Lunch with only bread and Butter was the thing that schocked me the most when I was in Germany 😂 but it is the most accurate german thing ever, you became a real german congrats😂
"... in die Augen schauen!" killed me. This is exact what my husband told our kids when they cheers the first time in their lives. 😂 Guys, when you once visit Germany don't forget this!! 😅
@@jelleykat It's similar to the English "Whoa," it usually conveys surprise or amazement, and in some cases can be used to rebuke someone. Suppose that your friend has just informed you that her boyfriend will only be wearing tweed pants from now on: Oha!
Unfassbar Wie du es schaffst, deutsche Klischees so sympathisch darzustellen! Sein Bier nach der Arbeit zu teilen ist etwas sehr wichtiges! Ich bringe zu unserer pnp Runde auch immer einen sixer zum teilen mit ❤ deutsche Freundlichkeit halt
Du triffst den Nagel auf dem Kopf. Einfach genial, wie du die deutsche Kultur verstehst. Es ist erschreckend nah an der Realität dran, nur nicht so unfreundlich. Aber das ist wahrscheinlich, wie es sich für Ausländer anfühlt 😂😂😂
Ich mag die deutsche Mentalität nicht. Immer meckern Immer Leute beurteilen "Du gehst über rot!" "Du trennst den Müll falsch!" In anderen Ländern würde es die Leute nicht jucken In Frankreich geht fast jeder über rot. Ich meine, wenn kein Auto kommt, ist es nicht gefährlich
@@soullesswolf1316 Deutsche sind sehr höflich, vorallem zu fremden. Nur wenn sie verärgert sind oder zu leiten dir sie nicht mögen nicht , da sind wir sehr ehrlich mit den Gefühlen
As a german myself I can say, he is really polite and a really nice german.
"So ein Idiot"
@@N1GHTM4R3W0LF just honest 😉
With the drip of a frankfurter
I agree to that.
I also have to agree.
Also it is very accurate. For example I'm watching this video during my break at work while eating my bread.
"Ja, ok, tschau. So ein Idiot." I NEARLY DIED LAUGHING 🤣🤣 That scenario is way too real and relatable 😂
ALWAYS
YES
This happens all over Europe.
By boyfriend: oh, that’s me 😅
Is it a German thing? I thought everyone did that...
"The train was delayed." is a valid excuse every German will accept and understand. And commiserate with.
God i wish America operated that way too
musst halt einen Zug früher nehmen ;)
@@thomasawdffaw123 Lehrer be like 😂😅
also it will start a short rant about the db
@@thomasawdffaw123 Soooooo wahr 😂
The Brits can't have him back. He's ours now.
Never seen a more Teutonic looking Brit. Perhaps his grandmother dallied with a downed Luftwaffe officer?
So proud of this British lad. He outgermans most Germans at this point
Most is putting it kinda low don't you think? I truly think he is more german than over 80% of people i know
@@arcann3751 you are lying to yourself :D
There was a Brit in this video???
so is he a brit?
@@user-qx7tm5df8j i wish i could say no. But it is true sadly
Being low-key annoyed in the most passive aggressive way is the true German personality
Why are Germans so toxic? 😭
in germany we say: "nicht geschimpft ist genug gelobt". and i think thats beautiful
Kommt auf die region an
Kein anschiss ist lob genug
@@randompotato2894 jo ^^ aber der kern der aussage ist ja der gleiche :D
@@Siegfried_Splash👍 wär seltsam wenn nicht
English has left the chat
Ned g'schimpft is g'lobt gnua
Grüße aus Bayern
The David Hasselhoff picture with Love 😂
Damn your German is getting really good
? He is german 😂😂
@@SirJ-qq3ye he's not
Yeah
@@SirJ-qq3ye He is learning german
@@SirJ-qq3yeHe is from the kingdom
As I German I must say I am very proud of him. His politeness, stoßlüften and the right beer choice. Well done
The way he instantly teleported right next to her when she pulled the handle in the wrong direction is downright frightening.
it helps with always staying polite and proessionally friendly during the telecon....
Let’s not forget the second most German thing in that shot: confusing window handles that have three arbitrary positions
@@learner-long-life arbitrary how? Down is closed, up is angekippt
@@SH-lt5cq You've finally explained it to me :)
I remember now, sideways means open completely, up means able to tilt from the top.
„In Germany we say oha“ He’s so right 😂
„Alright, thanks for your call!“
„Vollidiot.“
Der kommt mir bekannt vor😂
Bei meinem Kollegen hängt am Monitor: "Wichtig: Erst auflegen, dann Arschloch sagen"
And I think that's beautiful 😂
In Österreich folgt nach dem Auflegen ein wunderschönes "Deppada/Deppade" und ich finde das wundervoll
des is absichtliche Browwogaddion!
@@LiftsInGermany browoganda
Meddl du Kaschperle
Lesson learned: When your Deutsch coworker doesn't complain, you've done your work perfectly
He switches effortlessly between clueless, goofy British man and cold German in intimidating sweatpants.
Haha xD you got me at „intimidating sweatpants“
Although wearing Sweatpants at work or in public ( without doing sport) is not really a German thing. Leaving the house means getting dressed properly 😅
@@butterkeks7699 where do you live in germany 💀! In cologne you see those sweatpants everywhere! I am a sweatpants girl cause lazy and bla bla but duh! But I wanna get rid of those he is wearing!
@@maro6727 I just moved to cologne (grew up in Bavaria) so maybe I change my mind about this. But most of the people I know are more like jeans to every situation and back to jogging pants immediately on return home.
@@butterkeks7699 it is more a thing in schools and colleges I think. Joggings are not so work appropriate I guess. But even .y doctor wears them 🥲
He speaks english with german accent so well, the first time i saw one of his videos i genuinely thought he was german.
And the direct STARE in the eyes was hilarious.
Das "in die Augen schauen"- Ding ist zu real.
Kenne das nur mit anstoßen und nicht mit trinken
Immer schön in die Augen schauen, sonst gibts schlechten Sex
Das ist schon kein Schauen mehr, eher Starren😅
In Serbia we also have to look at the eyes when saying "cheers" 😅
Im Ernst... beim Anstoßen wird angestoßen und dabei in die Augen geschaut... doch nicht beim Trinken... 🤷🏻♂️
You have learned and mastered the way of the German. You endured lot's of hardships and language barriers but you stayed strong and determined. You integrated into the german culture to a point where you are to be free'd of what came before.
Therefore I hereby give you the german name of "Richard".
May you serve german culture, music, literature and society as one of us.
Fenster kippen ist nicht Stosslüften! He is right! 😂
Ja, ankippen is wrong. That kühls out the Haus.
And you waste thermical energy / man verschwendet Energie beim Heizen
@@melodymethyst1574 sorry, which ventilation practice is more wasteful of heating?
"In germany we say oha". 😂😂 Ja, "oha" ist eins der besten Worte.
"Na? Schmeckt Dir das Essen?"
"Der Hunger zwingt's hinab!"
Das war großes Lob mit Augenzwinkern meines verstorbenen Opas.
"Und, wie schmeckts?" "Kann man essen" -> immer :D
Der Hunger treibt's rein und der Anstand behält's drin!
'Und? Schmeckts?' - 'Ich mecker doch gar nicht.'
Da Hund hätts auch gfressn.
Wird einem nicht gleich schlecht von
"It's time to stoßlüft" 😂😂
Especially the „i am not complaining“ Part is so accurate 😂
Good work is taken for granted while bad work gets you in lots of trouble.
You have such a great talent observing people 👍🏼🤣👍🏼
You know you have reached superior German mode when you are more German than your Native German wife
That is richtig
Alles ist zu real...liebe es wie er uns hopps nimmt
In Germany we dont say: You're walking too fast, slow down a bit please.
We say: Langsam! Wir sind doch nicht auf der Flucht!
This one is gold😂
Hits different after 2015 :I
@@_jpg it's been hitting differently since 1945.
Thats the only language the six year old with ADHD understands.
Hast was gestohlen?
Liam exceeded his teacher.
He's such a great student!
The framed David Hasselhoff picture had me cracking up 😂
"Love" 😂😂😂😂😂
What du expect? He United Germany with his I am lookin for Freedom...he was singing and the wall collapsed.
Yeah, I already had to laugh when I spotted that! :D
We deeply worship David Hasselhoff for tearing down the Berlin Wall and reuniting our country.
This is perfection! I don't even know where to start. Every single thing is so on point. I love it!
I think my favorite was the "Hallo!? In die Augen schauen!", because you said it with just the right mount of accusation
Germans are like computers: we dont give compliments, but point out mistakes.
Spot on 🤣🤣🤣
always when somebody cooked.
They don't say: "omg, this is so delicious!"
They always say: "What did you put into it? You could have add more xy, try that next time ok?"
On Spot
Like Dutch as well 😂
Sounds like my father, Norwegian
The delivery of "Hallo, in die Augen schauen" was spot on!
I'm a german and this guy is so much nicer than anyone I know. A real people person
anthony paul und apostrophe nutzen, wie ien native. wahrscheinlich german
@@manzanasrojas6984 English is my second native tongue. But I can prove that I'm german.
Dein Deutsch ist nicht wirklich gut geschrieben. Das Komma kann man weglassen, aber sonst ok. Bin normal kein Grammar-Nazi, aber deine Zweifel zwingen mich dazu.
@@chico1786 hm, das ist getz aber etwas hölzern 😂😂😂😂
@@Wohntaxi Möglicherweise absichtlich so 😆
@@manzanasrojas6984 Tbh I don't get what you're trying to say
"I'm not complaining" is so true. If you work at a German company you learn this the hard way.
Hanging up the phone only to immediately insult the person you were talking to us so accurate 😭😭😭😭
No german insults first and hangs up then.
This is called honesty
I NEVER do that!!!!!!!!!!, but thank God I am not German.....
"Haaallooo!! In die Augen schauen!!" Gesture pointing to the eyes... This cracked me up!!! 😂😂😂😂
„We have to Stoßlüft“ was my favorite 😂
Every single video from you makes me smile 😊
Liam has truly become one of us, this video touches my heart 🥲🥺
You guys are so good at this...
"In Germany we say Oha" 😂👍🏼
Nach dem Kommentar hab ich gesucht! 👍🏻😂
Ich auch! 😂
Oha = Norddeutsche Panikattacke
Auch beliebt in der Steigerungsform "Oha, das wird teuer!"
Ich möchte das an meiner Wand
hm ist/war das wirklich im norddeutschen Dialekt integriert mit dem "Oha", kennen wir in BY wenig..kenne das nur von Ausländern
That subtle David Hasselhoff is just amazing
In germany we dont say „isnt it a bit early for beer?“ we say ⚡️ „kein Bier vor 4“
And somewhere on the world it’s always 4.
And don't forget ze "Elferzug"🚂
Weißbier is a thing though.
Und das ist eine Altersangabe
just if live in a village than with 4 is not ment the time but the age.
I'm a German flight attendant living and working in the Caribbean. Everytime someone is late, the first thing I say is: "You're late"
I've never been late in 17 years.
iN dIe aUgEn sChaUEn!😂😂
Lachflash des Tages 😂
I love this man.
The intense eye contact at the end is terrifying.
i love how relatable liams videos are and every german hast to agree
I see we have taken some German traditions in Latvia too! Looking in the eyes on "cheers" and our teachers were obsessed with airing the classrooms also at -15C in winters, probably even -20C ..all the way😆
In Germany we don't say: "Very nice! You did a great job!"
We say: "Nicht geschimpft ist genug gelobt."
(= not complaining is enough praise for your work)
…especially in Schwaben they say that….
@@a.g.4843"Ed bruddlad isch gnuag globt"
Well, he combines all the extremes you could imagine from a german! And she combines all the patience in terms of her responce and social attitute that you could imagine from anyone! Because of that the comparison is not fair at all!
As a german sales rep I can confirm that this is accurate
As a German I can say, he is way to polite and friendly to be a German.
"In die Augen schauen" is for toasting with the glasses. The fact, that you STARED at her whilst drinking (and ignoring that you usually HAVE TO toast your glasses (idk, english bad, you know, smashing the bottles against each other while saying "prost")) is pure passive-aggressiveness which is so German again! You are denying her the courtesy of having a good drink - I love it :D
Pls dont tell me you actually have to look a person in die eye 😂
You shouldnt stare people in the eye for toasting in Eastern Germany btw. Its considered rude
@@ivvan497 in northern germany you have to look everbody in the eye while saying "Prost" and tip your bottles/glasses together - or you'll have seven years of bad sex!
This doesn't mean you'll have to stare at someone while drinking!
@@ivvan497 ?! Yes, of course! Otherwise it would be very rude, like not looking in the eye when giving a handshake (which you ABSOLUTELY SHOULD!)
@@ivvan497 You ALWAYS look someone in the eyes when toasting no matter what BECAUSE ELSE IT MEANS 7 YEARS OF BAD SEX
Ahahaha. That "Oha-sign" in the background just broke me. 😂👍
At this point he‘s the most German person that has ever lived and he’s not even German.
So spot on!❤
The swearing after every call is such an integral part of my life. I cannot believe this would be handled differently elsewhere in the world
Verdammt überintegriert. Bravo
As a Bayreuth native I’m proud of every time Bayreuther Hell makes a starring appearance in your productions
Very well observed! You must have eagle eyes.
I mean it is a very good helles
Just tried Bayreuther Bier after drinking Löwenbreu. Liked it much bettet because its smoother.
Hilarious and accurate😂! Would love a part 2 🤩!
Dieser Blick am Ende. es war nicht tödlich, mehr ein "Hol mich hieraus."
I have to compliment his genuine sounding German accent 😅
This must be the pinnacle of all his creations.
I am watching this while eating my own lunch while my colleagues are getting food :DD
"So ein Idiot!" Läuft. 😂
please make more shorts about german work ethics and time management :D
The Midday Lunch with only bread and Butter was the thing that schocked me the most when I was in Germany 😂 but it is the most accurate german thing ever, you became a real german congrats😂
I’m binge watching these because I find the German character really endearing. 😊 (Cheshire, UK)
Hes getting more german then most of the germans
No he is just mocking germans adn their stupidity
Drinking the mighty Bayreuther Hell!😂
"... in die Augen schauen!" killed me.
This is exact what my husband told our kids when they cheers the first time in their lives. 😂
Guys, when you once visit Germany don't forget this!! 😅
but only for the cheers, not for the drinking 🙊
Look somewhere else then 👀😳
it's the best part :D i hate drinking sound so much
Your best one till now
Er spricht besser deutsch als manche aus meiner Klasse 😂
"Hallo! In die Augen schauen!" Killer catchphrase.
Dieses Schild wo steht : In Germany we say "Oha"😂 beste
What does that mean, "oha"?
@@jelleykat It's similar to the English "Whoa," it usually conveys surprise or amazement, and in some cases can be used to rebuke someone. Suppose that your friend has just informed you that her boyfriend will only be wearing tweed pants from now on: Oha!
@@carinamuller9054 thank you!
@@jelleykat Sure!
Unfassbar Wie du es schaffst, deutsche Klischees so sympathisch darzustellen! Sein Bier nach der Arbeit zu teilen ist etwas sehr wichtiges! Ich bringe zu unserer pnp Runde auch immer einen sixer zum teilen mit ❤ deutsche Freundlichkeit halt
ab ende april wird nicht mehr stoßgelüftet. da bleibt das fenster die ganze zeit auf.
😂😂
Aber nicht während Eisheilige im Mai ^^
bei dem "in die Augen schauen" fühle ich mich ertappt. das mach ich auch immer!!!
Mit seinem Bayreuther Hell kriegt er mich immer wieder…❤
It's so true. I love the Videoclips.
This is the most accurate video if have seen so far
Du triffst den Nagel auf dem Kopf. Einfach genial, wie du die deutsche Kultur verstehst. Es ist erschreckend nah an der Realität dran, nur nicht so unfreundlich. Aber das ist wahrscheinlich, wie es sich für Ausländer anfühlt 😂😂😂
nicht so unfreundlich? stimmt noch unfreundlicher^^
Ich mag die deutsche Mentalität nicht. Immer meckern
Immer Leute beurteilen
"Du gehst über rot!"
"Du trennst den Müll falsch!"
In anderen Ländern würde es die Leute nicht jucken
In Frankreich geht fast jeder über rot. Ich meine, wenn kein Auto kommt, ist es nicht gefährlich
@@soullesswolf1316 Deutsche sind sehr höflich, vorallem zu fremden. Nur wenn sie verärgert sind oder zu leiten dir sie nicht mögen nicht , da sind wir sehr ehrlich mit den Gefühlen
@@geloschteruser2986 stimmt. Jedoch ist man hier sehr reserviert im Vergleich zu anderen Ländern. Und dies wirkt als unfreundlichkeit
"In die Augen schauen!" so wichtig
As a Germany i can relate the: „in die Augen schauen“ so much 😂😂
das “hallo, in die augen schauen” hat mich fertig gemacht 😂
As a German I can confirm,
Kein Bier vor vier
No beer before four o clock, in german it rhymes, its an important rule
“Hey! Look in the eyes.” lol 😅
Liam is more German than the Germans 😅
No
No he isnt
How would you know ?
@@Planet_Caravan_94 I am German
@@sir_dude0594 Asked OP
Great music choice 👌
Kein Bier vor vier!
So much aggression bejond the surface, spott on.
We need a cooperation between Liam and Phil Laude.
Ja
Bitte nicht
Doch das wäre der hammer
Wir brauchen Phil Laude nicht.
Phil Laude ist nicht witzig. Und Y-Titty ist tot.
"it's past four" absolutely nailed it 😂 best reasoning
Hättest ja einen Zug früher nehmen können 😡 (Stundentakt ja moin)
Liam ist einfach so geil. Hammer wie viel er hier schon gelernt hat. "Hallo!!!" Weiter so
"Ja okay Ciao" is the Most common way to end a call😂
How dismissive! Completely different in Italy.....
Love the "Bayreuther"! (Best beer out there) 🙌🏻
The pictureframe with david Hasselhoff 😂
That framed David Hasselhof portrait😂😂😂