Jason Gilbertson Yeah.But I thought it was "But you said we were in Osgiliath" But yeah it is "But you said we are in Osgiliath" so basically you are right.
Please repent and don't insult God, He always loves you unconditionally and waits for you to come back to Him May Jesus bless you and your loved ones, have a nice day John 3:16
Charlie Fishes. It's Muduh... Get it right man, Jesus! Faramir is a fucking genious, and you are disrespecting him like this... Fucking Star Wars fans...
@@peterjacobsen8120 no, it's Moorduh, you can hear quite "R", you keep telling you're the smartest guy and it's Muduh, no it's isn't it, FOR GOD SAKE MAN!
In this universe, things must’ve actually turned out a lot better for the Stewards’ family: Denethor still sent Faramir and his company to die a pointless death in Osgiliath, but Faramir had no idea where Osgiliath was, so he and his men just wandered around looking for it. They gave up after a few weeks and returned to Minas Tirith, ready to find it burned to the ground, but they were greeted by King Elessar and an alive and well Denethor instead. At this point, Faramir and his old man made peace and they lived happily ever after. What a nice alternate universe.
Well... It's a complete surprise That Faramir made it this far in life... I expected him to atleast have fallen down enough wells / cliffs to have met death or death's distant cousin...
After literally fucking years spent on the internet, this is the video that I always come back to and have a laugh every single time. I guess this is the funniest video I have ever watched in my entire life.
This makes me want a fan dub of all the Faramir scenes, where he's a complete idiot only promoted to his post out of nepotism while his second in command does all the work.
Can't believe I haven't been recommended this vid until today. Funnily enough, Peter Jackson created this scene exactly so that non-book fans can understand the geography, where everybody is and where everybody's going.
You should check out these ones too, they are painfully funny!! ua-cam.com/video/VhmqtoUxqZg/v-deo.html ua-cam.com/video/B_RlZ1jjVk0/v-deo.html (you may have already seen them but even still they never Gert old 😂
Subtitles: Faramir(F)- Right so take me through this Dave Dave(D)- Okay. Rohan is occupied by King Theoden, but he’s moved to Helms Deep. And we are all the way over here. But to make it easier for you, let’s say we’re in Osgiliath right now. And that’s Mordor next to us F- Right D- Is it all making sense so far? F- Eh-S-So where’s that? D- That’s where we are, in Osgiliath. F- Eoh.. Heoh.. D- And there’s Isengard where the orcs are coming from as well as Mordor. See it’s quite easy really. Uhm, it’s not that much to remember. You think you’ve got it all now? F- Yes, yes i think so... No, no no no i’m lost eh- Where’s Rohan? D- Rohan’s there and Isengard’s army have moved to Helms deep F- And, where’s Isengard? D- Uh- Isengard’s there. F- And that’s where Bilbo lives isn’t it?? D- Wh- No? Wot no.. F- Who’s the Balrog then? D- Wu- What are you talking about? Just focus F- Seuu, where are we? D- We’re in Osgiliath, Faramir. F- No, no i’m confused. Wot is this a map of, anyway? D- This is Middle Earth, Faramir! That’s where we are.. F- But you said we’re in Osgiliath. D- Yies but- Osgiliath is IN Middle Earth, it’s next to Mordor. F- _mūhdūh_ ? D- Mordor, Faramir. F- So why is Bilbo invading Helms Deep? D- No.. Bilbo has nothing to do with it, Isengard is invading Helms Deep. F- And that’s Isengard there isn’t it? D- No, that’s Isengard. F- Is that where we are? D- No, we’re in Osgiliath! F- _euh.. ohh_ D- Look, just show me, on the map, where *Isengard* is. F- Mūhdūh? D- Isengard! F- *points at Rohan* D- No..? F- *points at Helms Deep* D- No! You’re not even in the right area! It says so on the fucking MaP! F- *points at Osgiliath* There? D- That’s where WE ARE! Try again. F- *moves near Isengard* D- Yes, getting closer. F- *points at Mordor* D- NOOO- FOR GOD’S SAKE MAN. LOOK THERE’S ROHAN, THERE’S HELMS DEEP, THAT’S OSGILIATH WHERE WE ARE.. THERE’S ISENGARD, AND THERE’S.FUCKING.MORDOR! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?? F- ah yes i get it now.. D- .... F- .... D- .... F- _so where are we_ ?
its 2020 and every time I watch LOTR (amd thats quite often, especially for a 12 hour long marathon) I remember this video and come back to rewatch. Every. Single. Time.
Brings back semi-traumatic memories of when my dad taught me long division a couple years early, before my elementary school was going to teach it. I was like Faramir, except crying. 😅
*This is how Denethor views his son's abilities, I imagine.*
Omg!🤣🤣🤣 you just made my day or night I guess thank you!
Oh dear
He know his uses and they are few.
You're so right, this is so sad.
Ok but why you gotta be so bold about it
"So why's Bilbo invading Helm's Deep?"
Bilbo bungagawjay
He had too much of the halfing's leaf.
Obviously he didn't read the books
Because he got lost on his way to Erebor, got high, and thought he was commanding the Uruks that attacked Helm's Deep
XD
He wanted to see mountains again. MOUNTAINS! And find a Place there he can finish his book. That's why he's invading Helm's Deep.
A chance for Faramir Captain of Gondor, to show his Geography
This Needs more likes 😂😂😂 ~nya
as a geography student I approve of this comment xD
@@MoonlightWalnut cringe
:v
oH BOY that's good
This is a bit like a conversation between a fan of LOTR and someone who can't remember the names in the movies
Funinightmare exactly :D
It's rough when they keep confusing Sauron and Saruman.
Every LOTR fan knows that feeling...
ShiftyRye 27 Lets just call him Aruman
YES :O
"Murdur?"
Yeah, thats gonna happen to him if he keeps this up
Nah mate, it's Muduh.
ISENGUARD!
FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN!
NO!!!
it suits his innocent face.
Ferrr Fitrr ikr
Haha, my sis actually thought this was a scene in the movie
This voice matches and I can’t stop laughing
@@tanamaina14 does she also think, the entire trilogy is the quest to MURDUR?
@@fartloudYT she thought they were Irish 😂
“So why is Bilbo invading Helm’s Deep?”
My husband and I routinely say this to each other with zero context.
Relationship goals 😂
Who is Helm's Deep and why isn't Bilbo anywhere on the map?
I wish to have wife like you
Where exactly is bilbo on the map, I kept pausing video but never found it
@@jygb7092 Hmm, I think I've figured it out. It must be a map of Bilbo.
thats why faramir's dad love more boromir
hahaha
lol true
grammar much I guess
He was a grammar Nazi denethor and the third Reich of gondor
lol, the grammar makes this comment
HAHAHA so this is why Gondor sent Boromir.
haha
Chrono Mitsurugi
Exactly
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Rick O'Shay yes
@Rick O'Shay he probably would have ended up in mount doom by accident
Chrono Mitsurugi faramir looking for revindall goes to lothlorien sees elves assume that this must be revindall
Reminds me of when my dad tries helping me with math xD
hahaha
Hardcore
Same here, haha
Same😂😂😂😂
Gianna I made my one lurd of teh rings compilation WATCH IT ON MY CHANNAL ! pls
"Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?"
"They couldn't read the map and attacked Osgiliath instead of Isengard"
"This is middle earth, Faramir.. that's where we are."
'But you said we where in Osgiliath.."
I CAN'T XD
lol
were*
Demonkiller123 _SvK where in Osgiliath where in Osgiliath where in Osgiliath where in Osgiliath where in Osgiliath
+Demonkiller123_SvK *we're
Jason Gilbertson Yeah.But I thought it was "But you said we were in Osgiliath" But yeah it is "But you said we are in Osgiliath" so basically you are right.
I love how Dave already knows it's gonna be tough: "we're here, but to make it easy for you, let's say we're in Osgiliath"
Even the "OK" he said at the very beginning sounded as if he already knew he was in for a challenge xD
"Yes, yes, getting closer... Noooooooo!" killed me.
I read your comment right when that part happened.
Faramir is like a friend of mine when I watched lotr with him lol
+🔺Warbo Entertainment "-so its new Hobbit right? -NO FRIEND ITS FCKING LORD OF THE RINGS" XDDD
So why is Bilbo invading helms deep
"Do not trouble me with Faramir, I know his uses and they are few"
“But reading maps is not one of them!” Said Denethor calmly
😂
"So, why is Bilbo invading Helms Deep?"
He didn't even left Shire in the movie.
@@XOPOIIIO He went to Rivendell, where the elves live to avoid capture by Sauron.
@@Strigiformeskuvik So why are the elves invading Bilbo?
@@chasm671 pause
@@chasm671 BRUH
“Right... So take me through this, Dave.”
Ah, Dave - a proud, strong Gondorian name if ever there was one! 😆👌🏻
Short for Davidion, Lord of Maps
The slowly building rage was absolutely fantastic voice acting.
You can feel his patience slowly wearing thin hahah
So true 😂😂
no wonder his father hates him
now it make sense XD
이중훈 yea Denathor ll truly hates him 😁
He tried playing LOTR Risk with him once when Faramir was in his twenties. Boromir became his favorite.
"so why is bilbo invading helm's deep ?" omfg :-D ...
I lost my shit when he said that
That was just out of the blue lulz
hahahaha!!!
The plot twist is, Bilbo really is invading Helm's Deep.
Please repent and don't insult God, He always loves you unconditionally and waits for you to come back to Him
May Jesus bless you and your loved ones, have a nice day
John 3:16
I think he can't read overall, not just maps ;p
Practically a toddler XD
The algorithm got you too mad cat huh?
Madcat appears again
Good god it’s the bloody cat
Hey its you! Love your work.
Faramirs still cute even when he can’t read a map.
His face... it's too innocent ITS TOO INNOCENT!!!🤣🤣🤣
Agreed. ☺️
Faramir is just a baby! I hate denethor he’s such a bad person man
“who’s the balrog then?”
Hahahahahahah
Omg this is gold. Thank you
The Balrog is in Moodur
I want this to be played at my funeral.
hahahahahah.... mine too :D
Why not play some good music from the Riders of Rohan track
Same! This’d better be playing for all to see at my funeral.
@@RobsRobotChannel But that's not funny. We need funny!
@@krissuyx LOL YES
"it says so on the fucking map" well done man
This exactly what happens when I watch LOTR with my grandparents. “So Bilbo lives in Isengard?”
No!!! Bilbo don't lives in Isengard, he invades it! Focus yourself!
Guys stop, hes obviously invading Tatooine. Facts.
Moorduh?
Charlie Fishes. It's Muduh... Get it right man, Jesus! Faramir is a fucking genious, and you are disrespecting him like this... Fucking Star Wars fans...
@@peterjacobsen8120 no, it's Moorduh, you can hear quite "R", you keep telling you're the smartest guy and it's Muduh, no it's isn't it, FOR GOD SAKE MAN!
"Just show me on the map where Isengard is.","Murdur?"
LMAO im dying
Love how patient dave starts off
In this universe, things must’ve actually turned out a lot better for the Stewards’ family: Denethor still sent Faramir and his company to die a pointless death in Osgiliath, but Faramir had no idea where Osgiliath was, so he and his men just wandered around looking for it. They gave up after a few weeks and returned to Minas Tirith, ready to find it burned to the ground, but they were greeted by King Elessar and an alive and well Denethor instead. At this point, Faramir and his old man made peace and they lived happily ever after.
What a nice alternate universe.
And Faramir never did figure out why Bilbo was invading Helm’s Deep. But his nephew seems like a good chap.
“Muddu?”
“No, Mordor, Faramir.”
💀
no wonder boromier was the favourite child
Far tanker is my border
Nou inderdaad
een ICOON👁👄👁
Well... It's a complete surprise That Faramir made it this far in life... I expected him to atleast have fallen down enough wells / cliffs to have met death or death's distant cousin...
Dear LEGENDS,
I have been watching this video for YEARS, and I just want to say THANK YOU. Every time I watch this, I laugh MORE AND MORE. Thank you.
You're very welcome!
Gertilish still replying over 5 years later
@@Gertilish could you do one for helms deep with the orc captain?
After literally fucking years spent on the internet, this is the video that I always come back to and have a laugh every single time. I guess this is the funniest video I have ever watched in my entire life.
Agree...
Truth!
How is youtube just showing me this now, this is the funniest thing ive seen in months, i nearly pissed myself
I almost forgot to watch this today.
A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his quality
this is literally the greatest video ever
As opposed to figuretively?
"That's where WE are!" "Oh.."
Faramir.. :D
"Yes, that's all well and good, but... where's Gondolin?"
* table flip *
Setting Sun it was destroyed during the first age by an army of morgoth’s balrogs
@@tylerjones7592 correct but it's still funny
Is Bilbo invading there as well ??
@@claudewinters2091 probably
"Ok, but wheres numenor?"
"We're in Osgiliath."
"But aren't we in Ithilien?"
"Stop acting like a smart and focus!"
Looks like you did your homework
My teacher trying to explain maths to me
And that's where Bilbo lives isn't it 😂
When i go on vacation Faramir will not be holding the road map
Faramordor
lol agreed
Fair enough. When I go on holiday, I'll not let Faramir come with me
This makes me want a fan dub of all the Faramir scenes, where he's a complete idiot only promoted to his post out of nepotism while his second in command does all the work.
This feels just like a Monty Python sketch 😂
I love how the ranger’s voice gets slowly more and more frustrated throughout the video, only to give up on Faramir at the end… 🤣
Best video on the Internet. Just saying. Modoh gets me every time. I never call it Mordor anymore.
One does not simply walk into Modoh! :D
Muduh
playing this at .25 speed is actually a form of torture.
It's like vogon poetry
@@kevindegraaff9875 *clicks* noice!
1/4 the speed, 4× the laughter 🤣🤣💀💀
Imagine watching the 3 films, extended editions at 1/4 speed, it would take all week
W H O S T H E B A L R O G T H E N ?
I can't explain it but the way he says "muhduh" kills me every time I watch this.
How, in Iluvatar's name, has it taken me NINE YEARS to find this?
Can't believe I haven't been recommended this vid until today.
Funnily enough, Peter Jackson created this scene exactly so that non-book fans can understand the geography, where everybody is and where everybody's going.
I've almost became an expert in Middle Earth geography watching this.
I haven't laughed this hard at a UA-cam video ever lol
ME TOO
Same! 🤣
You should check out these ones too, they are painfully funny!! ua-cam.com/video/VhmqtoUxqZg/v-deo.html
ua-cam.com/video/B_RlZ1jjVk0/v-deo.html (you may have already seen them but even still they never Gert old 😂
I know right
Still laughing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lost it when he sayed why is bilbo invading Helms deep.hehehehheh
0:22 the way he points at the map really works with his dumb question, haha
“And that’s where bilbo lives right?”
“What? No. What no.”
So why is Billbo invading helms deep???😂😂😂😂
Aragorn has already been crowned during this scene.
No he hasn't 🙄
Lol that’s funny
@@oliverwoodcock5307 someone doesnt know what a joke is
@@oliverwoodcock5307 Ha. Woodcock.
Eru dammit, Faramir. You're never going to get your orienteering badge at this rate!
No cursing at faramore
When you get a job thanks to your father's position.
This is actually funny af
Like non fans trying to wrap their heads around Sauron and Saruman.
Honestly by the time I read The Return of the King I was still mixing them up. Their names are too similar.
@@kenzgitz9884 I still want to slap Tolkien for that. Imagine if Lucas had had Darth Vader and Dortha Varder.
I never mixed them up, even before reading the books.
I watch this every day and never get bored. Perfection.
I found it ten minutes ago and i am watching it again and again 😂😂😂
absolute genius XD I can't take Faramir seriously anymore, that lip synching is fantastic
Subtitles:
Faramir(F)- Right so take me through this Dave
Dave(D)- Okay. Rohan is occupied by King Theoden, but he’s moved to Helms Deep. And we are all the way over here. But to make it easier for you, let’s say we’re in Osgiliath right now. And that’s Mordor next to us
F- Right
D- Is it all making sense so far?
F- Eh-S-So where’s that?
D- That’s where we are, in Osgiliath.
F- Eoh.. Heoh..
D- And there’s Isengard where the orcs are coming from as well as Mordor. See it’s quite easy really. Uhm, it’s not that much to remember. You think you’ve got it all now?
F- Yes, yes i think so... No, no no no i’m lost eh- Where’s Rohan?
D- Rohan’s there and Isengard’s army have moved to Helms deep
F- And, where’s Isengard?
D- Uh- Isengard’s there.
F- And that’s where Bilbo lives isn’t it??
D- Wh- No? Wot no..
F- Who’s the Balrog then?
D- Wu- What are you talking about? Just focus
F- Seuu, where are we?
D- We’re in Osgiliath, Faramir.
F- No, no i’m confused. Wot is this a map of, anyway?
D- This is Middle Earth, Faramir! That’s where we are..
F- But you said we’re in Osgiliath.
D- Yies but- Osgiliath is IN Middle Earth, it’s next to Mordor.
F- _mūhdūh_ ?
D- Mordor, Faramir.
F- So why is Bilbo invading Helms Deep?
D- No.. Bilbo has nothing to do with it, Isengard is invading Helms Deep.
F- And that’s Isengard there isn’t it?
D- No, that’s Isengard.
F- Is that where we are?
D- No, we’re in Osgiliath!
F- _euh.. ohh_
D- Look, just show me, on the map, where *Isengard* is.
F- Mūhdūh?
D- Isengard!
F- *points at Rohan*
D- No..?
F- *points at Helms Deep*
D- No! You’re not even in the right area! It says so on the fucking MaP!
F- *points at Osgiliath* There?
D- That’s where WE ARE! Try again.
F- *moves near Isengard*
D- Yes, getting closer.
F- *points at Mordor*
D- NOOO- FOR GOD’S SAKE MAN. LOOK THERE’S ROHAN, THERE’S HELMS DEEP, THAT’S OSGILIATH WHERE WE ARE.. THERE’S ISENGARD, AND THERE’S.FUCKING.MORDOR! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??
F- ah yes i get it now..
D- ....
F- ....
D- ....
F- _so where are we_ ?
Thank you. Now I can memorize this haha!
So why is Bilbo invading Helm's Deep?
This is a comedy gem that I keep coming back to.
who is still coming back to watch this again sometimes?
This is gold.
“Who’s the balrog, then?”
This was a million times funnier than I thought it was going to be
Perhaps Denethor was right about Faramir?
I am still laughing this edit yearly. It never gets old. Best internet laughing stock for me
its 2020 and every time I watch LOTR (amd thats quite often, especially for a 12 hour long marathon) I remember this video and come back to rewatch. Every. Single. Time.
IT SAYS SO ON THE FUCKING MAP! xD
Faramir and the world's most patient man
"What is this a map of anyway?"
"This is Middle Earth, Faramir... That's where we are."
*"But you said we were in Osgiliath."*
Dave: Do you understand?
Faramir: I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
Noice!
"Right, so take me through this, Dave."
Man, I can't breathe!
Idk why this took 6 years to hit my recommended videos but, I'm glad it did! This is great! 😂
Holy shit this had me rolling
Just show me on the map where Isengard is.
Murdur??
😂
Plot twist: Bilbo is fighting for sauron *(illuminati theme)*
I can't stop watching this 😂
Brings back semi-traumatic memories of when my dad taught me long division a couple years early, before my elementary school was going to teach it. I was like Faramir, except crying. 😅
Oh yea same for me, but it's my mum instead.
Yeah same for me, but it was in high school instead
Congrats sir. I literally cried with laughter
I think the problem here is he can't read
I just want you to know I think of this every time I watch the actual scene now. EVERY. TIME.
how often do you watch that scene
@@user-xl5lc3qw5z honestly every 3-4 months... I love these movies
This was basically me in every lesson I've ever been in.
Quite possibly some of your best work.
Imagine you're the eye of Sauron and you gaze upon this part 2:22
Loll after 6 years UA-cam recommends this video. Absolutely hilarious
My side hurts from laughing
I come back to this every few months and it remains evergreen and side-splitting as ever 😭😂
Is there a version of this but instead it’s the entire movie? I wanna watch that
This sounds so much like doing homework with a parent, it gives me flashbacks!
I haven't laughed this much in years. Thank you so much for this 👌😁
I come back to this video often to have a good laugh.
“AND THERES F**KING MORDOR!!!!”
Why is that funny he sounded so done 😂😂😂😂