Sorry, gotta kill this joke really quick. The implication here would be that all your friends are women, since they aren’t being called homosexuals, yet I don’t think I’ve ever heard the term “player” be used for women in this way.
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 I think the joke is that he misintrerprets the sentence "hitting on men" implying that his friends do that in games, by killing virtual men like hitman, and he does in real life, flirting with real men.
"Oh, hey guys what's up?" "Slime, this is an intervention. You need to stop snapping people's necks" krrrck "What do you mean?" "Slime!" "What?" "SLIME!" krrrck
Charlie is an enigma, his presence causes people's minds to become decrepit as soon as you start watching his videos, his mind is truly light years ahead of anyone else's
"Come on like button...this needs to happen..." *the like button cries as i take it to the hillside, the sun is coming up, I take out my pistol* "Im sorry like button...i love you" *fires pistol...misses* "aw fuck uhh..." *the like button becomes angry and attacks my legs with its hidden jaws hiding rows of sharp teeth. Close to bleeding out after the loss of my legs i speak to him* "you know this has to happen like button, no matter the cost..." *i pull the small homemade bomb i made before leaving the house. The like button tries to run, but its too late.* "I do this for you...Slimecicle..." *The bomb explodes catching the like button in the blast along with 40 miles of earth*
yeah this isnt even jshlatt.. and them saying that on a video by slimecicle is a bad thing according to me because i said so since i decided that it was a bad thing according to me bec-
It's so hilarious. I can't contain my laughter after reading it twice even. It only gets funnier with every same comment that gets added. I'm dying now.
I feel like this channel is just a hub for dimensions and all the Slmccl's out there post their content here and every video we got a different dimension
Glubert went on to be the most wanted hitman on earth, nobody finds him, until its too late, he waits for Slime to come back and do one last mission before he goes, but little did he know, Slime would be the one to kill him
14:43 : “Hey, fellow crew mate ! I sure am delighted of working here ! I have heard there is an imposter among us, but it sure is definitely not me ! Haha !”
hey slime i just wanna say i really appreciate how clearly you speak so that the captions show up!! a lot of ppl don’t speak clearly which causes the captions to bug out but it’s really appreciated as a fan of you who is hard of hearing ❤️❤️
when you kill people but someone saw you:
''Oopsie Daisy''
Wilbur and Charlie are such a great duo, they never fail to make me laugh 😂
Oopsies *gunshot*
oopsie
d a i s y
I want a series of that chest game
Omg very much thank to all of you for liking my comment, it is for me the first time I have over 10 likes
I can’t believe he didn’t completely commit to the cosplay and become bald
Lol ikr
And get a barcode tattoo on the back of his head
so sad
Or at least wear a bald cap
And him jumping off a tall ass tower
Glubbert will live on in our memories forever as the worlds greatest hitman, the real main character.
he's the real hero
He's alive he's been hurled at higher velocitys.
Just right next to Thatoneperson
why am i actually sad
He needs a Netflix show:(
The fact that Charlie still remembers the vent goblin bit from his Boneworks video proves he really cares about what he makes.
Who could forget the vent goblin?
*I am the vent goblin, come into my vent*
@@Germinator08 *goblin graaab*
i thought that came from the vr zombie apocalypse video?
@@npc723 it originated from a boneworks vid
I am throughly convinced that Charlie has forgotten his main channel password
Ikr, this is like a main channel vid but with chat
thoroughly
whos charlie , this is slmcxlclcl
he's apparently even forgotten the name of his main channel. I don't expect him to be back anytime soon.
Following the path of jschlatt
"Hitting on men?" Why is it that when my friends do that, they're players, but when *I* do it, I get called "the big gay?"
They're afraid of competition.
Sorry, gotta kill this joke really quick. The implication here would be that all your friends are women, since they aren’t being called homosexuals, yet I don’t think I’ve ever heard the term “player” be used for women in this way.
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 well the stereotyp for ga men is that they only have female friends, so that would still work the world of the joke
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 I think the joke is that he misintrerprets the sentence "hitting on men" implying that his friends do that in games, by killing virtual men like hitman, and he does in real life, flirting with real men.
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 I bet you're fun at parties
"Oh, hey guys what's up?"
"Slime, this is an intervention. You need to stop snapping people's necks"
krrrck
"What do you mean?"
"Slime!"
"What?"
"SLIME!"
krrrck
We stan asdfmovies
you took that joke straight out of asdf movie
@@muffin9156 we dont stan anyone because it’s fucking weird
It smells like asdf in here
ASDF MOVIE
I don’t know why but him slamming the fish into the dead bodies is so fucking hilarious
👀
😂👌 dumpy.ye
"I do cracko then I smacko" is up there with "I have jedied and now I am jedead" I'm dying
no, you're jedying
and "dont smacko the snacko!!"
@@katibee2365 Shit, I wanted to say this!
Well, too bad I gues
“You’ve been shoved into my goblin expanse now this man will preform the goblin dance”
Charlie: *titles his video hitting on men*
*Schlatt has entered the chat*
Truly disgusting how some “people” would do this
@@plantplutoyt what exactly do you mean
@@Bacon-ys2xi Truly disgusting how some “people” would do this.
Truly disgusting how some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting how some “people” would do this horrible thing.
The fact that you can actually see the fish falling beside you as you exit the mission is making me roll on the floor laughing.
Nice pfp
3:07 I love how Charlie says “Walk with me” And the AI just squirms around
😂👌 dumpy.ye
Crap I misspelled
Crap crap
Saved
I like to imagine that Charlie's Agent 47 is just constantly accidently snapping people's necks even if he wants them alive.
*At Thanksgiving*
“Hey dad, long time so see”
*snaps neck*
“Oh I’m just so silly sometimes.”**SNAP**
“My son! Let me hold him…”
*small snap*
“I’m gonna take the baby to the bathroom real quick.”
*At a funeral*
“I’m so sorry about your husbands death”
*Snap*
"It's good to meet you, Mister President."
"Likewise."
*The president holds out his hand, 47 reflexively snaps his neck in front of millions.*
Charlie is an enigma, his presence causes people's minds to become decrepit as soon as you start watching his videos, his mind is truly light years ahead of anyone else's
Well said Sir Getshrekt69
holy shit thats quite a few likes, i wont edit the original comment tho
Keter class SCP
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
@@getshrekt6933 now THATS, what i call honour
“you build like a goldfish” -Slmccl 2021
The velocity at which he hurls that fish is truly terrifying.
Slime.. we talked about this.. you need to control your addiction-
What did you start
It's not an addiction its just called being gay.
Who's Slime? I only know Slm
@@arnoics6323 ya
Ohh no... slime... gulp I was a victim... gulp... uhh fooo I’m terrified... not again.. noooo aaaagggggghhh
Imagine walking out onto your balcony, seeing a bald man climbing your building, and the bald man screaming at you; "oOoOoOoohh stop looking at me!'"
I would just walk inside and pretend like nothing happened
I would think lemongrab became human
🤣🤣🤣
“I understand, you’re insecure”
Bruh he really went “I like you’re cut g” *crack*
Slime memes so hard he doesn’t realize how much we love him. Or how delirious he is
macs
BRUH- “Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.” IS EVERYWHERE. I CAN’T ESCAPE.
Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do such a horrible thing.
Big guy
I keep seeing this everywhere & no one will explain wtf it is
@@Ninjer99 watch jschlatt
@@Ninjer99 it’s big guy
charlie trying to sneak around fills me w unmeasurable amounts of anxiety
He could be sneaking around your house and you would never know
@@strangent404a7 he is the vent goblin, soooo.....
15:24 that’s the most weirdest yet understandable thing he’s ever said
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Slimecicle: "Why is my fish so bloodlusted?"
the first rule of assassination is always bringing a fish.
Country roads....
@@yerman0564 don't use that fish...
@@yerman0564 Take me Home
Charlie’s alter ego is the vent goblin
YES
That "I aM tHe vEnT GobLiN" makes me go 😶🌫️
Wasn't it suposed to be slimecicle or slmccl his alter ego?
“Are you crazy?!”
“No!”
*bonk*
9:31
"Make like the protagonist of Undertale,"
*"and get to work"*
I love how the vent goblin bit just keeps appearing and must be so confusing to people who don't get it
Yup
Anyone that doesn’t know the bit GETS bit by the goblin in the vents
There goes Charlie stalking every man he sees
Wait isn't he do this in real life? This is not new????
just like father
Again*
:)
Anyone notice how Slmccl was playing Hitman on Slimecicle's account?
Hol’ dup
He’s hacking slimecicle
Charlie really is the kind of guy to snap someone’s neck and go ‘Oopsie’
It’s all fun and games till you see glubert pull out a parachute.
This video is going to be a hit, man!
I can tell your gonna be a great dad.
@@slimeswiper Haa
"Come on like button...this needs to happen..." *the like button cries as i take it to the hillside, the sun is coming up, I take out my pistol* "Im sorry like button...i love you" *fires pistol...misses* "aw fuck uhh..." *the like button becomes angry and attacks my legs with its hidden jaws hiding rows of sharp teeth. Close to bleeding out after the loss of my legs i speak to him* "you know this has to happen like button, no matter the cost..." *i pull the small homemade bomb i made before leaving the house. The like button tries to run, but its too late.* "I do this for you...Slimecicle..." *The bomb explodes catching the like button in the blast along with 40 miles of earth*
This comment is incredibly underrated
You are my new idol
@ISABELLA DICKERSON 😂👌
“Well well we’ll look who finally came out of their cave!”
Still in my cave Charlie you’re not talking to the right person
The Hitman's Hit Show, "Hit Man From the Series "Hit Man With the Hit Plan""
It really was a hit!
Don’t forget the hitting on men part!
man the director really hit the sweetspot for comedy
Sorry for ruing 69 likes
@@ohitsrusher842 man
Another day has gone by where I yet wait for Slime, Grizzly, and Condi to secure that bag once again in Monster Prom 2
Seeing Glubbard in the escape cutscene was actually brilliant 🤣
The "look who finally came out of their cave" at the beginning was amazing
oh boy do i love strange titles and well made videos, they go together like puns and a stick with a strange substance on it
A strange substance?
@@alittlekittycat7472 the grunk
"Hi I'm slimecicle, I don't know who I am!"
How, How HOOOOW
But he’s not slimecicle, he’s sllmccle
@@CharlesTheGreatestPlanBut he's not Sllmccle, he's Slmccl
@@kilobytes4537 but he’s not slmccl, he’s Charlie Slimecicle.
@@sebulbasebulba5190 chrl slmccl
@@maitreyagpatel crl slmcl
0:01 my parents when I leave my room
Bruh same lol
“why is my fish so bloodlusted” becomes a bit more relevant with every new riptide episode
Ayyy over the garden wall AND jrwi, you are cultured my friend.
“Are you crazy?!”
no- *BONK*
Charlie being an lgbt icon as per usual. Teaching how to respectfully hit on men. Such an inspiration
3:08 I didn't know soda cans grew in plants
"i don't know who i am anymore"
That's literally me whenever i wear a suit
There’s like 60 comments of just Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
yeah this isnt even jshlatt.. and them saying that on a video by slimecicle is a bad thing according to me because i said so since i decided that it was a bad thing according to me bec-
Yeah dude. I mean thats truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
There were some on Cr1tikal's channel too. They need to realise that it's a small men only joke, and not a good one either.
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
It's so hilarious. I can't contain my laughter after reading it twice even. It only gets funnier with every same comment that gets added.
I'm dying now.
when he said “wait, you have a lil something-“ i actually had like an eyelash on my face and got so *scared*
😂👌💵💵💵👍💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵👌👌👌
14:40 *hello fellow crewmember* as the crewmember does wires
Mom: it’s just. A headache honey, it doesn’t feel that bad
The headache: 23:49
I feel like this channel is just a hub for dimensions and all the Slmccl's out there post their content here and every video we got a different dimension
Woah woah woah, dont
In different
Universes like that
Who knows how many of
Is are duplicated
3:11 "Ya thirsty? Ya thirsty??" *Cuts to alcohol add*
That relatable moment when your finger slips and u accidentally snap someones neck
I thought we told you to stop snapping our necks, this is like the 45th time this month
It took him like 15 minutes to find the journalist on stream-
I skipped through the video a bit and the first words I heard were “look at those fat sausages”
7:38
“Hey are you crazy”
“NO.”
*yeets metal container at their face”
"Do you want to play cards? GO FISH!"
- would be a fish joke
Charlie’s gay confirmed, he just can’t get enough of hitting on men.
Me too
Gay, Hitting on men or both?
@@deadchannel2235 hardcore all of the above.
his urges are uncontrollable along with glubbard's XD
Never coming out of my cave again
5:50
" *a h* "
23:50
Wow, he flew so high he turned into a birdie!
Truly disgusting, that some “shlatts” would start this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that some “shlatts” would start this horrible thing.
THIS ISN'T EVEN A SCHLATT VIDEO-
*schlatt
who is “shlatt”
“i know much about these. oh no there no ankles to grab down in these here vents”
17:48 is, hands down, the absolute funniest part of this video for me
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT A STUPID BEAN JOKE- 12:05
Why he's so effortlessly funny 😭😂
Hitting in men is what i do everyday with a bat
LMFAO
@ᖽᐸ. ᖽᐸ funni moment
@ᖽᐸ. ᖽᐸ i feel like you self promoting cause you spam the same link in other comments, you good bro?
@ᖽᐸ. ᖽᐸ mk
17:36 "sir this is an emotional support fish"
"I had a lot of fun, hitting on men, in H I T M A N 3"
UA-cam descriptions: *hitman 2*
"You're gonna fish you never crossed my path, buddy!"
Why did this video feel more like a fever dream than usual.
"I do cracko and give you the smacko"
My new senior quote.
Glubert went on to be the most wanted hitman on earth, nobody finds him, until its too late, he waits for Slime to come back and do one last mission before he goes, but little did he know, Slime would be the one to kill him
Congratulations you found a comment that isn't the Truly disgusting comment trend here have the number four
*4*
Please edit your comment so that no one but me can have the number 4 please
@@gagne6928 I'll have to take it up with my superiors
@@merrikpeeps9524 please sir
@@gagne6928 It's too late mister. I took the 4. It's mine now.
@@skeletonwar4445 my 4
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
This will never end
20:57 NEED SOME A-FISH-STANCE AM I RIGHT BOYS
"Look who finally came out of the-"
*muffled closet noises*
proud of charlie for coming out of the basement, hitting on men takes a lot of courage.
Slime "came out" 4 years ago and now he's hitting on men... strange...
Slime: *Plays hitman 3*
Description: *hitman 2 take it or leave it*
2:33 "Do you feel like a hero yet"
I like how UA-cam recognizes this as Hitman 2 since they're so similar
how does this guy make me laugh so hard, like seriously never change ur content please
14:43 : “Hey, fellow crew mate ! I sure am delighted of working here ! I have heard there is an imposter among us, but it sure is definitely not me ! Haha !”
hey slime i just wanna say i really appreciate how clearly you speak so that the captions show up!! a lot of ppl don’t speak clearly which causes the captions to bug out but it’s really appreciated as a fan of you who is hard of hearing ❤️❤️
Yay
i think ur first
You were first
yes
Wow actually first
12:43 hehe he went monke
Nooooo, he exited out the Philza bit at the start. That bit got me laughing so hard in the stream
23:38 looks like 47 lost something under the couch
Pov: You have something on your face in front of Charlie.
0:21
I have a ritual where I eat ice cream with chocolate syrup and watch this video and this video only
1:36 literally a D4C moment
I'll be waiting for this video's sequel, "Hitting on men: HARDER"
slimecicle "in hitman 3!"
me: why does it say hitman 2 in the description?!
Lmao
UA-cam can automatically detect which game is being played in the video if you don't set it manually.
It's not very accurate.
@@skeletonwar4445 I know this
The entirety of the beginning of this video is absolutely amazing
*assassin:* exists
*slimecicle:* anything you can so i can do better, *i can do anything better than you*
Thing horrible this do would "people" some that, disgusting truly.
you tried
This one is superior