Valentines Stories | ThatcherJoe
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- Happy Valenties you bunch of lovely people you!
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Joe: " Iv'e never had a valentine :( "
Me: " I VOLUNTEER!! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
Lel basically me 😂
+Ava_Louise_xo
Joe:I've never had a valentine
Me: OMG JOE I'LL BE YOUR VALENTINE PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PLEASE!!!!!
+Passion Fruit Chick they were making an actual reference 😂
Soooo true. Any of his female viewers would probably date him XD
Adela Palomino Haha true
please tell me I'm not the only one
Joe:Man I need a girlfriend
Me:I volunteer as tribute
HUNGER GAAAMMMEEESSSS LOL
yas
+Aaliyah Brooke Roberts la la la laaaaa #MockingjayWhistle4Rue
+Honour West #RIPRue
Same 😂
Siri he's not ugly!!! He's one of the most attractive people ever!!!
+Emily H he's definitely beautiful
siri's blind tho
+Emily H I totally agree
ikr😍
oh yeah
Yep ❤️💙💛💜💚
Joe, u r not ugly, stop bringing yourself down! I like u a lot and any girl would be lucky to have u!!!!!
So true I defiantly would 😏😏
not being a crazy fan girl but me to
Imbea Yeah totaly
#sonottrueJoe
Avery Sugg I agree. Any one would be lucky to be with you, Joe. You're an absolute sweetheart.
"I love you!" *throws chair* 😂
Alishba Qazi just think what's I really love you
Dave Mikested *throws couch* "I REALLY love you" 😂
mee to 😂😂😂😂
Roses are red,
Now here's something new,
Violets are violet,
Not f***ng blue!!
Agnieszka Pietrzak oops meant to write that haha :D Thanks for telling me...I've changed it now :D
Lol
Emma Dionne yeah why not
Violets are blue but have a hint if violet in
Emma Dionne Of course! :D
Joe: I need a girlfriend.
Me: I VOLUNTEER.
Meh 2.
Same here
You should do it like the hunger games
Joe : I need a girlfriend
You: I volunteer as tribute
me right there
+Saijal Bedi same here
Roses are red
Violets aren't blue
I can't rhyme
Potato
Amazing poem
Lol
Roses are red violets are blue
I can't rhyme
Never can you! Hehehehehe😀😂
+10 twinkling Pre teens Neither * sorry I just had to
my knife is blue,
your blood is red,
you left your window open,
im under your bed.
"Eating someone's snot comes after the third date." -Joe Sugg
I laughed so hard at this.
I wish I could be with Joe all the time he is so funny
me too
I died when he said "I would not be a happy bunny" like how much cuter could he be?!
Also was a Keek
Keek is a video app
well i mean iisuperwomanii would love a rock on valentines day
The Rock
😂😂😂😂😂
WHAT UP T SHIRT REFRENCE
+Caitlin H yaaaaaaasss
haha I love iisuperwomanii
+Sierra Nguyen haha yes
Siri is such a savage :'D
Siri:You ugly boy
Me:You call Joe ugly but you don't even have a face?
😂😂😂
how he makes those weird face and still looks so cute! aw!!!
faces*
Pratiksha Phadke ikr omg >.
Obviously I would step up to be his girlfriend, because of his personality and humour and his cuteness
how the hell is he single
HE'S NOT SINGLE!!!!
He's my boyfriend! Love Ya Joe! 😘
I can't understand that XD
Yep
I know he is cute as hell
I have no idea I'd be his girlfriend if I had a chance
"Eating someone's snot comes after the third date." -Jow
*Joe
Simming With Sarah lol
One valentines day I saw a loved up couple so I ran up to them and yelled at the guy "YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME. YOU TOOK MY VIRGINITY. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!" slapped him then left. Best valentines day ever... well for me. Haha
lol awesome... xD
HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLDDD UPPP why have you NEVER had a girlfriend ur like so cute x
He has had a girlfriend sorta
your profile pic says otherwise xDDDD
A True Taco whahahhaa
Totally Weird who?
ikr!😍
@ThatcherJoe aren't penguins ur favourite animals?! didnt u know that a when a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her. And when he finally finds it, he waddles over to her and places the pebble right in front of her. Kind of like a proposal?!
this is why a 'rock' or pebble' is a nice Valentine present. maybe I'm the only one thinking that this was the thought behind this idea,could be wrong haha. But this is why I love penguins they r so lovey and truthfully.
Makes penguin noise.hhrrrrrhhhsqueak!
I showed my mum this video and her reply was:
He's a hansom man, know wonder you girls watch to much UA-cam 😅😅😅
I was so expecting a rock.
Same!
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same
I don't have any stories, cuz everyone thinks I'm ugly. I don't really like going to school cuz all the guys are douchebags and call me a hideous flatass. But then, my crush, thank god, does not go to my school and says I'm beautiful and gives me a hug if he sees me upset. I love him so much❤️ The only problem is, he's one of my best friends..... He would freak if he knew that I like him
Awwww that's a good bf and ur beautiful the way u r💗💗💗💗
+Andia 123 I agree
you look soooo beautiful in your photo i dont even understand
Thank you very much, that means a lot to me😊
WHATTT ur so pretty !!
When Siri started talking I just burst out laughing!!!!!! Sorry Joe....
"wow I need a girlfriend" I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!
this valitine a guy walked into claas with flowers and chocalates and he came up to me and asked me and everybody clapped
Same thing happened to me but it was the wrong person....
Don´t worry Joe....You are not the only one... I have never had a Valentine either... I have never gotten Valentines gifts or even flowers from a guy (even when I have been in a relationship)....so getting a rock would be better than nothing....i guess
probably because ur name is 'Anu''
Katie McCormick u r such a rude little peice of crap i bet u are not perfect so until u r shut up
chill out srsly take a joke
that was not a joke it was u being a piss head ok what goes around comes around and its gonna come around and kick u in the ass
Same here🙈I'm 12 tho
I know this is 2 years late but this was uploaded on my birthday 😂🎂
happy birthday from 2 years ago then
HBD
high five! ✋
Omg my birthday is on the 13th of Feb too
Same!!
Joe is perfect in every way possible. Good lucks, great sense of humour, intelligent... it's hard to believe that he's never had a valentine. But you will meet that special someone, Joe. Don't listen to Siri! xD
"I need a girlfriend"
"I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE"
Aw his American accent
+Kayla Nguyen He is British
lol ur a weirdi
.... He's british
well naw durr guys I know that he is british. im just saying his american accent is cute. chill.
While everyone's telling Valentine's stories, I'm just sitting here like "Well, I I can blow a bubble"...
Such lovely stories
To the person who got the rock, that's acceptable if the person who gave it to you was Jace Herondale.
shivani deshmukh Personally, I would prefer a meat pie from Will Herondale.
Omg looovvvee jace herondale x
1: Siri: "Because nobody likes you."
I like you, Joe!
2: I love your American accent 😍 Better than most Americans here
And 3: I showed my mom and dad the part about the Sunday football TV and the three of us agreed that my dad would so do that! 😂
_band_obsessed_kitten _ He is not American he is british -_-
Kacey The Fangirl xo they mean his impression if an American accent I think
Kacey The Fangirl xo I know that he is British; I'm talking about when he did an impression of the American accent
Ohhhhh ;D xD
Kacey The Fangirl xo Yeah. I'm sorry I confused you!
HOW HAVE YOU NOT GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!!
maybe because he doesn't date fans and everyone is fan
sorry that was bullsh*t
NOW HE DOES HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND SHE IS INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL
"eating someone's snot comes after the 3rd date"
I should write that down
I busted out laughing at his American accent!!!😂😂(btw,love u joe!💖)
Hahaha! My mum always buys me a valentines present if she sees anything cute just for the sake of it (and because I will be forever alone)
I would like a rock. I like rocks. They make nice friends.
True true true
Anaya Maheshwari I like rocks too
I love rocks!!!!!
Anaya Maheshwari yes! I always knew I wasn't the only one who had rocks as friends!
I can't stop saying awwwwww 😍
Watching this when Valentine's Day is actually tomorrow ☺️😬
Yep ur not alone
HOW DOES HE NOT HAVE A GIRL FRIEND
Watch caspar lee's 'girlfriend pranks on my roommate' video he said he prefers being single at the moment
yaaa ik i saw it... but hes so freaking hot! maybe if he meets a girl he likes he just hooks up with them and never talks to them again hahahah
FionaMargaret
I volunteeeeer! hahaha
Wow! This video sure "ROCKed"! Hehe! ........................................
......god damn it I am so sorry.
Hahahaha :D
Lol ur all funny but wat am I a bloody nothing like a ROCK ;)
I've never had a valentine either, I feel for you man. I know exactly how you feel.
"I need a girlfriend."
Me, in my head, because these thoughts come before I can suppress them because I'm a nerd like that: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
...
I'm such a loser, lol...
Happy Valentines Day 2016!! ❤️
I love your American accent! xD
wait.. he's american? WTH?! i thought he was british...
haha jokes... just got your comment now (duh) gosh haha im so stupid sometimes lol. but yeah, hes got a pretty good american accent :)
Erica Soliman Hahaha xD :)
I will always love you joe
I've never heard anyone saying 'rock' sexier than Joe in this video🙈❤😆
I actually know a few geology majors who would probably like receiving a rock on Valentine's day just fine.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
I was at a valentine disco and my boy friend got drunk, I have a friend that looks like me and my boyfriend kissed her when I had never kissed him, I cryed the rest of the time until his friend came up to me and kissed me
Omg the rock at the end was a great touch LOVE U JOE!!!!
I volunteer as tribute Joe
It's upsetting me that you've never had a valentine. I'll be your valentine. My valentines story also includes my breakup.
A week after valentines my then-boyfriend of 7years, sent me a message over Facebook saying "I'm sorry", however I didn't understand why so I messaged him back asking what he was sorry for. He then gave a massive explanation of how he thought we would be better off as close friends. And how he would give me a valentines present as a sorry because he hadn't given me one, but I'd given him one. Then my "best friend" told me he had asked her out. So I asked him and he told me it was true, they then went out and broke up after 3 months, which made me happy that they hadn't lasted as long as I did with him. Then she came back to me and expected me to be all ok with her even though I thought they wanted to go out with each other when I was still with him. Sorry for this being so long and btw I still haven't had the present and it's now July the 22nd.
Anyone else watching this in 2015?
Meee
Me😂
Nashra Sehar Yes
Yup
Nashra Sehar yup
guess who won’t be alone on valentine’s day next year.... we love dianne
I would be your valentines
I would DIE to be you girlfriend but sadly I dont think that would ever happen
Same 😍
Exactly he's friggin perfect
KaitlynThompson he's on my desktop screen so i basically look at him eveyday omfg so perfectttt
Joe is into guys...
i don't get why he doesn't have a girlfriend yet. He's sweet, nice, good looking and super funny! Whats not to like?
Your American accent is amazing 😂😂😂😂
Joe: "I've never had a valentine"
Me: I VOLUNTEER!!! I VOLUNTEER AS A TRIBUTE
Love u joe dont worry u will find 'The One' 😚😚❤
true, but he zegt he doesn't want a gf
+Silke Ireland says
In grade six someone in my class gave my best friend a potato.
I don't get people! A cute, hot looking guy like you deserves a girlfriend!!! And to top that, your really nice! I wish you a good luck next year to get a valentine!! I love you Joe
Such a good mimic
Siri is so rude, and wrong Joe!
Did anybody else come from Sophie Foster's new video? 👏🏼😄
Yes 😂
Yes 😂 I haven't seen this till she mentioned it.
me lol
OMG his voice at 4:22
What?
He doesn't talk
I'll be your valentine Joe xx not only are you gorgeous but you have such an amazing personality
If it makes you feel any better, the only valentine I got was from my 3 year old nephew last year. And people wonder why I hate valentines day.
ME : joe i could be your valentine
MY BRAIN : ahahah never gunna happen keep dreaming 😂😂😂
I was basically the only person in my yr that did not get a valentines present...
SomeRandomFangirl 121 awwwe thx, ur really kind
Lps SugarUnicorn Thank chu ^-^
SomeRandomFangirl 121:3 ^-^
we love you Joe
That American accent attempt. 😂
Who else is watching this in 2015
Me , hahahah:D
Me too :D
Me
haha Meeeee
me to
This was posted on my birthday!...
Happy birthday!!! 😚
This was uploaded 6 days before my birthday
Pinoy
Same xx
how can joe not have a valentine like ever
Siri is so bad at laughing 0-0
Roses are red
Violets are blue
It was going so well
Till you slipped in dog poo
A VALENTINES ROCK! Amazingphil reference! Lol hi Phamaliy!
Love your username.
What if it was his ex? 😂😂
THE NO NO NO AT THE END SLAYED
I've never had a Valentine. I'm 17. I've only had one kiss which was on Dec 24th which was on my birthday. My relationship lasted from March 2014-January 2015. That's the only relationship I've had. We broke up cuz he had to move to Yorkshire to be closer to family. I still have his number and we r besties but we only see eachother 5 times a year so that's why we broke up. He looks exactly like Louis Tomlinson in 2013 I swear its so unreal hes hot. Hopefully when I finish sixth form and after uni I will move to Doncaster (that's where he lives) to be closer or he can move to Edinburgh and we might be a couple again. My first kiss was when I was 16 on my birthday on vhristmas eve. Ahh it was so good, under the mistletoe cuz my bday is on christmas eve. It lasted for 10 seconds, hes so funny. If your readinh, tell me your love story... well if u had one. I won't blame you... might started when I was 15.
You dated for 10 months and only kissed once?
+Scarlett Rose yes well we gave kisses on cheeks but I was only 15-16 and he did give me a quick kiss once I guess twice but it was like 2 seconds. Don't expect to much from me Scarlett.
I had 16 girlfriends
So I was actually 10 years old when I met my very silly boyfriend and we are still together. He asked me when he was about 14 and I was 12 he asked right after school was seriously the best he was really romantic he gave me chocolate, a card, and a big stuffed bear. The next following Valentine's Day he was 15 I was 13, and he asked me to be his girlfriend and I said I can't date until I was 15 which really made me mad because I really liked him. 2 years later we are Gf and Bf we are the perfect two. I now have someone that helps me, cares about, and loves me.
ChloesCurvingLife aww sorry about that but so lucky I'm single
I got a poem for you Joe...
Roses are Red
Viloits are blue
Dont worry about being rejected
You will find someone soon
I thought of it myself 😅
Joe I'll be your valentine
Do u have msp
I love love love love you so much Joe sugg I love you
how does he get siri to be so mean or is it just an edit
Probably said siri say :
He probably just typed it in his notes or something then made it speak..
A edit
sometimes you say something which siri doesnt understand and it is repeated back tou and youre asked whether you want to search the internet. he probably just edited out everything else
i think its the voice of google translator
i'll be ur valentine date loveyou Joe.
Lol @ his American accent
I've watched this like a million times and I can't stop laughing
4:32 , Joe the luv doctor?
anyone watching this in 2015 December
me
u have good taste
me
I am!
Me 1 Jan 2016
Well...I think we all learned a valuable lesson today, if you get a rock for Valentines Day..and don't want it.
....I mean, there's always Patrick.......
+LifeOf Saswal yass
Awh Joe I know this video is two years old but I probably gonna be free on Valentine's Day foR THE REST OF MY LIFE so I'm always here love
I will be your valentine
When u done the American accent you sounded like Tyler Oakley
In yr 3 I made a card for my crush and forgot my name so when I put it in his tray he asked me if it was off me because I was so embarrassed I sed no and he asked some other girl who sed yes and they started dating😕
Omg!!
these stories make me glad I'm usually single on valentines day
Please can I be your girlfriend😂💕
No
No
***** Rude
***** bit rude.
***** Come on, many of us thought the same, and I just put it in words.. It's just a thought, not that I really meant it :)
Pretty sure that Siri wouldn't say that
I thought that too
It's google translate
+Yasmin Walker how
+PlaneDinosaur10 he probably said siri say this
+Harry Welch probably
Is anyone watching in January 2016 :)
His American accent makes me shiver but in an excited way😆