Let's Not Talk About That (Whitney Avalon ft. CaptainSparklez Jordan Maron)
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- Опубліковано 25 вер 2018
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Join Jordan Maron (AKA #CaptainSparklez) and me on the dance floor in this new music video about trying to have some fun and balance in a world gone mad. You’ve NEVER seen either of us like this before! #ComedySong
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** CREDITS **
CAST
Her: Whitney Avalon
Him: Jordan Maron
Dancers: Alexa Fung, Kevin Ross, Kevin Huang, Cammie Tolleshaug, Kevin Perdido, Ashley Paige
CREW
Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon / whitneyavalon
Associate Producer: Ed Powell
Composer, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn / brendanismakingasongaweek
Music Producer: Dirty Hollywood
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Editor: Kate West
Hair, Make-Up Artist: Rebecca Lee Castro
Key Grip: Billy Brenner
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Choreographer: Lauren Lopez
Recording Engineer: Will Hampton
Music Mix, Master: Ed Boyer
Colorist: Pierce Cook
1st Assistant Camera: Alejandro Echevarria
Production Coordinator: Sarah J. Eagen
G&E Swing: Joe Baltazar
PA: Alice Prime
BTS Camera, Stills: Steve Goodloe
Special Thanks: Asher Brown, Pollution Studios
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The #dancemusic for this track is inspired by artists like Rihanna, The Lonely Island, and Calvin Harris. If you love the snark, satire, and unexpected musical moments in my Princess Rap Battle videos, I hope you’ll also enjoy them in an original song like this one!
** LYRICS **
HER: I spot you 'cross the dance floor
A hottie 'cross the dance floor, baby
I've got to cross the dance floor
HER: Hi. HIM: Hi.
And then we're grinding so close
The rest of the world disappears
I want you straight in my veins like a lethal dose
You're whispering in my ears like--
HIM: Did you hear about the nuclear escalation?
The whole North Korea situation?
We need to redouble our dedication
To prioritizing this issue as a nation
HER: Huh.
Let's not talk about that
Put your body on mine and go with the flow
C’mon, help me forget for a while
Let's dance like there's no tomorrow
HIM: Yeah, there might not be a tomorrow
HER: Let's not talk about that
HIM: Okay
HER: Great!
And then we're grinding so close
The rest of the world disappears
I want you straight in my veins like a lethal dose
You're whispering in my ears like--
HIM: What's your stance on atheism?
Belief systems regularly cause a schism
You don't need a higher power to choose altruism
But these days it's all conflated with cynicism
HER: Let's not talk about that
Put your body on mine and go with the flow
Would you just let me forget for a second, geez
Let's dance like there's no tomorrow
Let's not talk about--
HIM: Is being centrist even possible in this divisive political climate of clickbait news features?
Does the growing consumption of plant-based meals indicate a mass realization that we now have the choice not to torture living creatures?
What does it mean for our society that sports figures and UA-cam stars earn millions more than school teachers?
As the planet trends toward no longer sustaining our species, whose responsibility is it to push for more thorough preventative procedures?
HER: Let's not talk about that, let's not talk about that
Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow)
Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow)
Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow)
Let's talk about that over breakfast
** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
If you made it all the way to here, comment "ooh, scandalous!” below!!! - Комедії
Behind the scenes and bloopers for this video! ua-cam.com/video/L96K4lIxD5I/v-deo.html
Dheel Adheel you’re still here
Whitney Avalon water sheep will have a be-be this is the future be warned
Why did you drag jardon into this
Thank you so much for destroying my child hood
ok
JORDON IS WITHIN FIFTY FEET OF A WOMAN AND HE"S TALKING ABOUT POLITICS SOUND THE ALARM
RED ALERT! RED ALERT!
Light the beacons Jordanian calls for aid
NOT ONLY WAS HE WITHIN 50 FT OF ONE BUT HE KISSED HER TOO IM GOING TO DIE
He was within a milimeter if that on that kiss lmao
HE F#&#ING KISSED HER
Jardon:*kisses a girl*
All his fans: wait that’s illegal
Haha
...why?
Hey, he hugged a girl once, so it's okay.
Why ?
lol
**jordan pulls you close and whispers**
Did you know the Ford GT exhaust diameter is 4.5 inches. This number is actually very significant because a few years ago when Ford started...
Let's ~ talk about that
*JARDON*
What's the rest of it? Is it because Ford received complaints about the sound of the concept car and LeMans racecar exhaust so they had to revise the entire exhaust system so it sounded better to fit its role as an exotic supercar?
LOL
Phil Gudet It’s actually because one of the engineers that helped create the original GT was nicknamed “five”, and he sadly passed away before the new GT was finished so they made the exhaust 4.5 because it sounds like “for five” in memory of the engineer
Jordan: “I once hugged a girl.”
Us: “You sure about that?”
Legend Slayer lmfao I just watched that
Jardon: Well I also kissed her
Fans: so how’s it like being in jail
(Since it’s illegal for him to have a girl)
@@nukifehl2603 awe you shouldn't have put the last part and wair till gets wooooshed
@@nukifehl2603 I been reading the comments about CaptainSparkles not being able to be with a girl, but can you elaborate, or point me in the right direction, since I don't really know why that is.
No no no, it's pronounced "I once hugged a grill"
The Captain Sparklez Subreddit just got a ton of ammunition.
There goes mianite season 3 memes
REEEEEELOOOAAADDIINNG
there is so going to be so many memes on this
i think
REEEEEEEEEE
Hahahahahaha
This is the first time Jardon has ever associated with politics, women, and religion and it's all in one video.
oh god he even kissed her
Sooo true
But let's not talk about that? 😅
of course it was not on his channel. lol
Lol even on other peoples channels Jordan is Jardon
Woah this isn't minecraft monday
funny cloak you know, I gave this a like, then realized that made it 70, and I just couldn’t do that to you
Nah i dont think it is 😳
Great job Sherlock
You are very right.
Nope, wrong thing.
this feels like when your dad flirts with the waitress at ihop in front of you
WHY IS THAT ACCURATE
Oddly specific, yet accurate
akward..
NO BUT LITERALLYYYY
IT DOES
Not the real Jardon
He did not mention the calories involved in breakfast.
That one is part of the sequel where they talk over breakfast.
Yea your right it jordans brother Jordon
Lol
ULTRALISK BUILDER very true
LMAOOO SO TRUE
It’s weird to see Jordan being sexual but this was hilarious.
OMG she liked my comment! I’m actually really happy now :)
Or stalling it
@@crazydragy4233 lmfaooo
Lmaaaaoook
yes and i am watching him like 5 years and i never saw him being like that
This version of the song “Revenge” looks weird
ikr I didn't know Minecraft players could sleep in the same bed, must be in the 1.16 update
@@byedivide4651 it's the unknown 1.17 romance update
@@ravitejvarma3781 damm someone should make Texture pack for it
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA OMG I LOVE THIS COMMENT SECTION 😌💅
It is
MY CHILDHOOD HERO IS "GRINDING ON THE DANCE FLOOR" 😀👍
help i couldn't even look at the video someone shoot me rn pls
Lets not talk about that
Everyone: how did you get jardon to do this
Whitney: let’s not talk about that 😂
The fact she liked this makes me think somethings up
@@SuperZeve Yea because the Jardonian isn't allowed to be in relationships. It's the law.
@@weebtrashune8979 jord GT would be hella jealous
@@SuperZeve maybe cus it’s funny
@@weebtrashune8979 Why not tho?
Omg....that was like seeing my dad with another woman....
Bruh
I know…..
I'm cringing from the inside out
Are you okay
it felt like he wasn't comfortable in 1:15 to 1:18
"Who Cares about Lives? imma just end it right here."
-Jack Manifold, 2021
I feel traumatised. My favourite family friendly Minecraft UA-camr but he's shirtless and kissing a girl. Someone bleach my eyes
🧽🧼🧼🧴🧴🧼🧽🧽🧼🧼🧴🛁🛁🛁🛁🪣🪣🧹🚰
same wth
Trueee
HELP
🧼
💧
👁
Jordan’s lyrics gonna be
Did you hear about [DEMONITIZED]
The whole [DEMONITIZED] situation
lmao
This better be a post on the captain sparklez subreddit.
it is only no one is upvoting it
PLEASE I need a behind a scenes or bloopers or something where Jordan breaks character or looks uncomfortable lol
OSANOR11 I totally agree
Yes
Yes
Yes!! We NEED this!!
Yes! I would love to see a behind the scenes for this video.
"I once hugged a girl"
-Jardon
Congratulations you have a stack of likes.
Also lol
@@salamisami5161 NERRRRRRRRRRRRD
Who's jardon
@@fytra2025 Jardon is CaptainSparklez real name lol
"hugged"
Those "Hi's" are like caramel to my ears for some reason.
Franklin O'Connor same tho, especially jardon's
LOL
Does anyone else feel the need to wash their eyes bc they feel they committed a sin just watching Jardonian kiss a grill
Ye ah
YESSS
Yes
Yep
Catsdo draw and the horrible dancing in the background
YO WTF DID CAPTIN SPARKLES REALLY JUST LITERALLY CONNECT HIS UPPER AND BOTTOM LIPS TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEING WHICH WAS A GRILL!!!!
Let's not talk about that. XD
Let's not talk about that.
Yes Whitney Avalon is a GRILL
Aaaaaaaaa
Yes, yes he did
I know this is late. But this is why Jordan can’t win Minecraft championships.Too much grinding on girls and talking about politics and not enough practicing snake ladder.
LMAO
Bruh lmao
grinding on girls instead of grinding minecraft
LETS NOT TALK ABOUT THAT~~~~~~~
fr. gotta improve that minecraft parkour skill
Jardon at the beginning of the song: hot dude looking like a snacc
Jardon at the end of the song: I kiss gurl now I am the lost puppy
I'm surprised he didn't talk about caloric values or GT's being mass produced
I read that as the caloric values OF GT's being mass produced... I now need to know how many calories there are in GTs..
I think I've got abs like Jardon now from laughing haha
U misspelled his name its jagdgduebedon
You forgot the "an" in the end. The only name jrgsb3jhbdjbean has without "an" in the end is jardon
actually it's Jagdflkjhagdhfljkgjaghfdklogkjhan
I saw what was before the edit and I almost shouted at you
Same
I can never get enough of Jardons rapping/fast talking skills from “dig up diamonds and craft those diamonds” to this wonderful song!!! :)
*It’s 2021 and I’m still wondering how Whitney was been able to convince Jardon to do this.*
edit: it’s 2024 and I still have no idea
ITS 2022 AND I STILL CANT BELIEVE IT
It's 2023 (almost) and I'm still wondering TwT
It's 2023 and I'm still wondering 😭😭
It's almost 2024 and yet
It's 2024, I'm not convinced that that was Jardon
What kinda dirt do you have on the captain? Haha this is amazing. How did you get him to do this?!
@@slewa-finiasi2463 agreed
Oof
@@slewa-finiasi2463 lmao
Finiasi kidz top comment god
She told him she's an ianite follower.
That guy is just out there asking all the real questions. I respect that.
'that guy' ur talking about is Jordan Maron, also known as CaptainSparklez u uncultured swine
"That guy" has over 10 mill subs on youtube
"That guy" Is called Jardon Maroon 5
You mean Jardon?
That’s guy plays video games for a living and invests his earnings on cars (not that there’s anything wrong with that)
Whitney: Lets Not Talk About That
Good Mythical Morning: Am I A Joke To You?
POV: JackManifold's YLYLs keep bringing u back here
Jordan: "yEaH thERe miGHt NoT bE a TOmmOrRow"
jejemon be like
Sounds realistic 😂
I love how this is genuinely something that Jordan would do in this kind of situation 😂😂 and that high pitch " there's no tomorrow" near the end was god tier
Okay but this song actually slaps. "I want you straight in my veins like a lethal dose" will be forever my favourite lyric of all time
Jordan : *enters existential crisis mode and pointing out the thing you should be worried about and is serious in life *
Whitney : let's not talk about that
As an avid watcher of J[literally any combination of letters]an for the last 6 years, growing up watching his content, this is the most controversial piece of content that could have ever been produced. I am in complete shock and disbelief on how on earth you managed to drag our beloved gym rat out of his pixelated world and actually interact with a real world FEMALE.
To say the least, this will BREAK. THE. INTERNET.
Not only that, he talked about politics AND religion. I think he’s spent all of his controversy for the next five years in the span of three and a half minutes.
@@silverymoonthing bruh... you so right
I KNOW! That's what I thought too haha. love jardon
Man it's not that the video wasn't good. It was great. But he's so out of his element. Cringe 😅😂
As an a long time fan of Jordan (Jardon as i like to call him), since Prosdonttalk****, if we dont get SOME sort of explanation on his channel as to the proximity barriers and almost all his rules being broken for this im literally gonna implode lol. OUR JORDAN IS GROWING UP!? I cant believe someone managed to get him out of his comfort zone ... Im super happy for him and it was an awesome video and great music ... But my head is seriously spinning... Mostly because of that kiss... Holy Toledo Batman!
How did you get him to do that
lets not talk about that ;-P
*GMM THEME MUSIC STARTS PLAYING*
That wasnts his first kiss btw XD You get shocked for who he kissed a few years ago XD
Not his first kiss that is saved for tommy boy
Money
I watched this guy as a kid and someone sent me this and I’m scared
Jardon: am an introvert
Also jardon : does a whole clip as a hottie
Why is Jordan so perfect in his role for this?
He really is LOL
Abs + nerd.
because he's jardon
P. Tinner *Jardidioonian
Right
I am a long time follower of Jordan and I can't even stop laughing!! Thanks for showing him off. And keep up the good job. And OMG I can't even with Jordan.
Ditto the entire comment
Same
LadyBella Jordan’s PP hard, he got the boom boom
It's Jardon
"Showing him off." Ya she did, that was amazing.
i love how every 4-6 months or so the video goes around on twitter and people are shocked that jardon is with a woman 😂
"I oneced hugged a girl"
@@WishingWell24 your the first person to catch that
I cannot get over that kiss. I am unable to look at Jardon the same
I love your pfp, we stan Brendon urie
THE TONGUE 😭
I don't know what hit me harder - Jordan's impeccable vocals at 2:36 or the kiss anyone who's ever played Minecraft can only dream of
Both. Both. Both is good.
True tho
And who know what happened after the kiss, “let’s not talk out”...
lmao you can see even him trying a tongue kiss at 2:43 :P
*Jardon
When your father figure, childhood hero, and idol starts flirting with someone hot on the dance floor and you're on the side sipping on some drink trying to comprehend what happened:
Niki caught in 4k
Honestly, we need a behind the scenes vid... just to see how jardon was doing lol
Jardon looked stunned
Am I the only one who laughed because captain sparkles was just standing there with his shirt unbuttoned
trust me you're definitely not the only one
Hi
Same
I laughed because I was flustered....
My face hurt from laughing
*jordan pulls her closer, whispering in her ear*
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty,"
When Jordan sounds smart...
“Let’s not talk about that”
HELP JARDONARONIAN IS WITHIN TWO MILES OF A FEMALE HUMAN
THE EVEN KISSED THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Let's not talk about that
Exactly
2:30 NUCLEAR CONTACT HAS BEEN MADE. I REPEAT, NUCLEAR CONTACT HAS BEEN!
The irony of it is that in his videos Jardonian is the one who says "Let's not talk about that"
i thought it was supposed to be the opposite of rhett and links phrase lets talk about that
rexxed757 omg big mOOd
FX DJ you mean Jhybftan?
FX DJ Trials vids
FX DJ actually it's Grudon
0:13
Niki Nihachu Cant Stop Looking at That Guy
Wait a minute... Is this even legal? I feel like I need to cleanse myself in holy water for watching jardon macaroni kiss this girl I've never heard of before
Ngl tho his lines are the best thing ever 👌🏻 like yes jardon whisper politics into my ear please 😩
Ayo? 😳
@@EMan-me8om 😳😳😳
This is exactly the OPPOSITE of everything Jordan is on his youtube channel. The flirting, the politics. I LOVE IT.
Channels*
@@fang2252 sorry, channels
Don't forget about kissing!
It's like seeing my dad dating after being single for 15 years....
Let’s not talk about that
Skunk I’ve never seen a comment more accurate
@@BashStash that's pretty much exactly how I felt watching this lmao
you are my favorite person Skunk. lol
Exactly
Shit
This isn't fallen kingdom
I feel so unfomfy watching Jordan act like this. He's too much of a pure sillygoose
1:53 "Hey VSauce, Jordan here"
Lmao
@@octicseth same😂
frick you, I just cackled with a sore throat and it hurt
I never knew that 3 minutes could ruin my childhood so goddamn quickly, but the vocals were absolutely divine all the same.
MariChatIsRealBro sameeeeee this dude was my 6th grade crush and my life is ruined
Yeah same xD
Sameee
probably made it better for me, doesn't care about dating in this video!
"I once hugged a girl" - Jordan Maron
why do I feel so uncomfy? idk it's just weird, normally Jordan is trying t be as family friendly and monetizable as possible.
Same
BLOOPERS PLEASE
YES
We need this
i want this so BAD! XD
PAPERS PLEASE
YYYEESSSS
What if Jardon* ;) makes a Minecraft parody of this song
That is cool
Meta
He needs to know
300 like
@@WhatSoEver545 No it's Jordan
"Niki got cought 4k"
Yes...
“This is your captain speaking”
My life will never be the same again.....I just watched Jordan kiss someone. Never thought Id be saying those words. I dont know how to feel. But I mean the video and song were AMAZING
Zofia Xxx Jordan you are amazing with this girl I’m subbing
and this time it's a girl!!! not Tom
This made me freakkk, he kissed her!!!! I’m shook
He kissed Tom syndicate
Spookles looks kinda awkward during the whole thing but I prefer it that way
literally cant look at jordan the same way, holy shit
The same bru
Ikr
*short
I guess he kinda put his minecraft bed next to hers
whos here after watching the niki and jack stream?
Haha me
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BLOOPERS TO THIS ONE
lol
Wha has happened to the socially awkward minecraf guy I watched when I was 8???
MR Hated ikr
Higglety Pigglety ikrrrr
Ikr
He really hasn't changed tbh, he was just asked to do this music video because, well, he's a hot guy and is pretty good friends with Whitney from what I can tell, this was all professional for the video, Jardon is still the same dork we know and love XD
He's still super socially awkward, clearly. He just works out enough that girls can ignore it
Who saw jack and niki when niki was like😲and Jack looked her her she must of been let's not talk about
~You got some sparkly abs~
*aggressive crying*
Love seeing a youtuber taken out of his element and absolutely killing. Great job to both of you!
why do i feel like this is ACTUALLY how jardon is with girls
Because it's Jardon
what you mean saying all the wrong things and still getting them into bed....ya that makes sense
Because it is
I have no reason to believe that this ISNT how jordane is with women.
Sebastian Baker mega fucking awkward
First off amazing song, you love to see more high quality comedy songs. Secondly having Captain Sparklez be the guy in this is somehow really amazing casting??? Like how'd you even think off that? Great stuff
What even JARDOOOOON😂😂😂
We totally need a bloopers video
I AM HERE CAUSE NIKI AND JACK BAHAHA
Captainsparkles acting like sensual and flirty looks so funny
Can we just say Jordan needs to get into doing movie deals? Lol
I mean those abs tho
His name is spelled Jardon
This is honestly hilarious because I have been watching jardon for such a long time and this is the one thing that I would not have expected him to do lol
I think he do amazing job in a Netflix film if anything. It would be a new step in his content though. :3
Hailfire Nandwana I think no one would have expected him to do this kind of video anyways. BUT STILL amazing a video none the less.
Whiteney Avalon:Let's not talk about that
Good Mythical Morning:Let's talk about that
Nicholas Hoi *cue theme song*
Link: Smell-a that
Whose here after Jordan’s new video?
Seven
I've never seen this but keep seeing references to it so I looked up "Captainsparklez ripped" and this was the first to come up. Good job algorithm.
I feel oddly uncomfortable watching this
Agreed, five seconds in, and I’m cringing up a storm
Yeah, her being out of Disney and him talking about politics and stuff is.. weird
Ur not alone
Me too
Me too
LOVE how she said “channels” you should check out not just channel because he has like a million channels lol
Me here just after watching niki caught in 4k
Aayyyy sist 😳📸
Did I slip into a parallel dimension or something?
Kumar Animesh I know, right 😂
Who did this blood magic?
Yes, a parallel where captain sparklez Looking sexy
I want Good Mythical Morning to do an episode with Jordan and at the beginning just say:
"Lets not talk about that."
Yeeeeessss!
I wish I could like this a million times!!!!
He would be a great guest with them tbf
They should totally do an episode!! Not even that far from eachother too
Please ohmagad we need that
conflicted between WOOOO GO JORDAN and oh my god thats my childhood hero I did not want to see him like that 😭
Exactly
Whiteny: Let's just vibe and do the do of the cool dance
Jardon: Hey, Vsauce, Michael here
I like how this isn’t even jardon’s video yet EVERY comment is about jardinion
Insert Inconspicuous Name Well consider the fact that he has like 7 times as many subs as her :p Also Jardon is acting extremely unlike himself in this video, so it is natural of people to call it out.
Let’s not talk about that.
dragonmb7 lmao
@@baconeko Are you sure? i mean he would be the one to ruin a moment like that by talking about something that worries him.
First music video in years to crack me up so hard
this is in every mediashare stream now
if I didn't know jardon, this would be fine, but it's not.
L30 exactly what I’m thinking 😂😂
Yeahhh
Ikr
e x a c t l y
L30 why is it not fine?
I tried watching one of Jordan's videos after this.... I can't look at him the same way after all that tongue action. It's all I see now
Yoip, same here!
Madeline Delgado is it a coincidence that you share a last name with one if my closest friends
@@Clangdon0148 I know a lot of Delgados so you're gonna have to elaborate.
Word.
Just so you know his name is jardon