There was a scene which still stuck in my head to this day "shoot your shot with most prettiest girl in the room because everyone is too shy to do so" I just simplified it
Unfortunately that is very dangerous advice for relationships and dating, in the current year anyways. Making moves without "permission" (or misreading signals as giving permission when they are not in the mind of the other person) can result in a claim of sexual harassment or worse.
before watching this vid, i learned from this show to always go for the prettier girl, because she’s lonely cause many dudes are afraid to talk to them
That was an awesome line...and to be fair,even if it doesn t work,u can always lower ur expectations...thus if u go for the most ugly one in the room and get rejected,what more can u accomplish?
Only advice that Sheen gave that actually worked ... "When the girl you love most leaves you , you get up and find a better girl which only works when you decided to die alone as an unmarried guy , but hey atleast you boned your way into a crippling need for the sweet release of death"
10. make a good first impression 9. connect over shared interests 8. don't forget to follow up 7. play it cool 6. plan the perfect date 5. be confident 4. keep your options open 3. know when to call it quits 2. don't date your co-workers 1. go for the kiss
I met charley on the Radford lot. He was with his body guard and parked his Florida motor home. In the middle of guunsmoke road. That morning. As I was returning with my journey man and we stood face to face just looking at each other charley and aye.as his body guard and my journeyman discussed directions to the stage Heather was piloting on.. The week before that Heather L was checking me out in a stand off ish way as I spoke with her AD.. It was my life story somehow they knew of.so, that story two and a half men and my shirt that day was a blue and black collar short sleeve button up.i whore that day.. The next part in my life will inspire everybody , this time from Virginia.
10. Make a good impression 9. Connect over shared intensity 8. Don't forget to follow up 7. Play it cool 6. Plan the perfect date 5. Be confident 4. Keep your options open 3. Know when to call it quits 2. Don't date your co workers 1. Go for the kiss
Several of the actresses also starred in' The Big Bang Theory by Chuck Lorre. He obviously rated their talents in more ways than one, and not just the acting! (Brooke D'Orsay, Valerie Azlyn, Judy Greer, and Jodi Lyn O'keefe to name a few). The life guard actor who rescues Charlie also plays Penny's giant boy friend Kurt in the early seasons of Big Bang (Brian Patrick Wade).
My Rules Rule #1 If her mother is better looking or if she hits on you go for lt.Rule#2 If a woman wants to pay her own way let her.Rule #3 dont talk about your ex unless she asks lol
TheWindstorm2012 NEVER EVER EVER tell the woman that.... until the wedding night, hours AFTER saying your vows and her having committed to spending the next few years with you. (get real, western women NEVER mean it anymore when saying “til death do i part,” what they mean is “until I can get some rich replacement.”)
I love this show. So sad it ended the way it did. This show came around at an exact period in time when a lot of men are going MGTOW coming out of toxic relationship with women, heart break and financial chaos. When taking the red pill means to find out women don't love us back the way we were taught by the Disney movies and Hollywood or by seeing how awesome our grandparents remained together without realizing that their time everything was different, love actually meant love. While seeing this show, I knew it was going to do men a good favor to see that being a bachelor is not bad at all specially when you know how to lead that lifestyle with confidence.
But that lifestyle isn't real. At least... It gives a perspective of how woman - man interaction could be, more realistic than disney, that's for sure.
From my point of view this show shows that being a bachelor is fun but at the same time sad and lonely thing at the same time being together with women is a crazy nutshell..
Colonel Sanders no lmao where did you hear that, that’s not how it happens a girl likes when you ask her questions and pay attention to her, remember what she says as well, that will raise her attraction for you later on when she tests you
An i had a ball python. It was about 6 weeks ols when i came across it. I was told he'd live for 10 yrs he lives for 19 yrs ... Heeheehee in the summer we used to walk all ovr the place...
Now wait....didn't Charlie tell Alan, "You don't pay a hooker to have sex, you pay her to leave when it's over" ? And I think it was Charlie who told Alan, when Alan said he was going to marry his girlfriend, "Why don't you just find a woman who hates you, and buy her a house?"
And also the episode where Charlie and Alan fight about Alan's role in the house - quite amazing that they managed to have her play 4 characters across the show lol
How can they kick charlie out after season 9 I mean without charlie the show is nothing.I haven’t seen a single episode when he left who else did the same thing?
@@peterstern5266 And also the girl Charlie brought back to the house in the episode where Charlie and Alan fight about Alan's role in the house - the segment with the "hideous" bowl lol
I always wanted to see a scene where Charlie meets up with Penny and buys here drinks and then thinks he',d have an easy go and the Penny "goes all Nebraska on his arse." Cmon Kaley, make it happen.
Charlie had a Zen like way to quickly make women drop their panties. If it was that easy, the penicillin stock would be an easy investment. The thing about Alan and Charlie, they both scored when they shared the best insights with each other. Otherwise, their moral extremes, or lack of moral, would eventually catch up with them. Oh, and I loved Alan’s short, short girl, and Charlie’s hot long time girl ( I believe she had Taylor in her name). Those were the best two. But, kandi was hot to. Love how she drove Judith bonkers! Judith thought she had Alan in shut down mode, but Father Huggy Bear scored.
She was in there as three different women. Maybe even four. In one of the first episodes, the one where he apologises, the one with the butterscotchbowl, and the one where he has a complete suitcase full, a portable tv, and even some toiletpaper.After the last one, she lasts quite a while.
The number 1 lady and I don't know her name but I saw her in several movies and TV shows and I don't understand why she always portrayed as a beautiful woman when obviously she is not. She has eyes like it wants to pop out!
There was a scene which still stuck in my head to this day "shoot your shot with most prettiest girl in the room because everyone is too shy to do so" I just simplified it
don't forget the sleepy eyes
How do you climb over the wall of men that surrounds that girl?
What episode is that??
@@clearcut6818 bro no1 dares to talk to the prettiest girl at the party when they are 10. Watch the show and he’ll explain to you too
@@ingakommentarer1 but we are no longer 10
" Love isnt blind , Its Retarded "
-- Charlie Harper , 2005
Saavan Elias Saju the truth man.
IKR
Why type like that? Seems retarded.
"It's easier to be forgiven than ask permission." this was one of the best
That became my motto! LOL!
Unfortunately that is very dangerous advice for relationships and dating, in the current year anyways. Making moves without "permission" (or misreading signals as giving permission when they are not in the mind of the other person) can result in a claim of sexual harassment or worse.
@@glenbarratt1257 i feel like thats only a small % cases not the real world.
Worlds to live by.
"girl is like your shadow. If you chase her she will runway. If you runway from her she will chase you"
ITALIAN PROVERBE
That's if you're a normal person
@@Knowunn Nah it works everytime.
@@tomcat9727 maybe in your fucked up country not my fucked up country
@Arjun Kumar nigga most of them want liability money.
the truth has been spoken.
This show was the bomb & never gets old no matter how many times you watch it!
Exactly
@@Aomine-_-2K 👍
up until Charlie left. I hated the show after that.
@@peterstern5266 Charlie didn't leave he got fired.
@@frankthetank1369 nobody likes wiseacre
He got so many women that there was no one left and they had to use the same woman to play Tyna and Chelsea
And miss Pasternak
She was also the one at the super market, and the one in the episode of the ugly bowl.
Another time she appears is when Charlie takes Jake for grocery shopping the first time and they are singing the maple loop song.
Akshay Vasant yup season 1 episode 1
Herb's sister and Walden's ex wife.
This was the best sitcom on tv.
Hell nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...but it was good
@@theamazingfilmguy3070 In my opinion it was. Till season 8 that is.
@@Minolla I agree! absolutely genius! never watched a single episode after Charlie left.
@@RedroomStudios where can I find the episodes online?
@@yuppp5885, Netflix.
Two and a half Men was awesome from seasons 1-6
Seasons 7 and 8 was great
Charlie and Alan were great together as the Harper brothers.
Season 7 and 8 was awesome too
Anyone notice same girl playing Tina, Chelsea and the girl from the mall Charlie met while buying Jake's maple licious
yesss meeee
Please bring this show back to life. It was the one of the best things on TV! 😭🙏
Your Mom's Boyfriend the best !
@@adigagrawal5023 Lol I read your comment as an insult to him. I thought you said, Your mom's boyfriend the best.
It’s on peacock
@@joshuanf1974 love peacock for adding this show
He cant untake the drugs can he?
before watching this vid, i learned from this show to always go for the prettier girl, because she’s lonely cause many dudes are afraid to talk to them
Did it ever work for you? :D
Thats actually true....it happens
True also the fact you'// be probably stuck if the uglier one accepts you
Same man. I remember when he said it to Jake lol, that one thing I have always learned.
That was an awesome line...and to be fair,even if it doesn t work,u can always lower ur expectations...thus if u go for the most ugly one in the room and get rejected,what more can u accomplish?
Only advice that Sheen gave that actually worked ... "When the girl you love most leaves you , you get up and find a better girl which only works when you decided to die alone as an unmarried guy , but hey atleast you boned your way into a crippling need for the sweet release of death"
When Chelsea is also Tina....
And Suzanne.
The Actress of Chelsea played 4 different roles in two and a half men.
Also aunt Myra played Auston kutchers wife!
They could of put a lot hotter girlfriend for Charlie instead of that snake
10. make a good first impression
9. connect over shared interests
8. don't forget to follow up
7. play it cool
6. plan the perfect date
5. be confident
4. keep your options open
3. know when to call it quits
2. don't date your co-workers
1. go for the kiss
Don't eat where you sh*t.
Don't dip your pen in company ink
And don't date a woman with a snake or a bird. Lol!
This is the kind of video I always searched for
The advice for Jake's boy girl party was gold 😂
"You see? You see? Right there, that 'um...' is the battle cry of the chronic masturbator"
This is the most legitimate advice ever actually right behind the secret trick of "alcohol" from the radiating wave of contempt
True man
Hollywood magic. And my wardrobe made charley
I met charley on the Radford lot. He was with his body guard and parked his Florida motor home. In the middle of guunsmoke road. That morning. As I was returning with my journey man and we stood face to face just looking at each other charley and aye.as his body guard and my journeyman discussed directions to the stage Heather was piloting on.. The week before that Heather L was checking me out in a stand off ish way as I spoke with her AD.. It was my life story somehow they knew of.so, that story two and a half men and my shirt that day was a blue and black collar short sleeve button up.i whore that day..
The next part in my life will inspire everybody , this time from Virginia.
"I'll keep it cool, aloof, distant!" 😉🤙🏼😎
_door bell rings_
*... SHE'S HERE, SHE'S HERE!!!* 😱😳😰🤯
😅😅😅😅😅😅
Alan rocks :D
Best work of Chuck Lorre.
Charlie is so funny
This show is one of the best ever.
Without a doubt
Charlie. You are the best
I don't think their chemistry is talked about a lot, or at least I haven't seen it. But it was off the charts.
LOL! Well the show is one of the most popular ever-- that doesn't happen without great chemistry.
Why does Alan look like number 2 from Austin powers with that eye patch? 😂
10. Make a good impression
9. Connect over shared intensity
8. Don't forget to follow up
7. Play it cool
6. Plan the perfect date
5. Be confident
4. Keep your options open
3. Know when to call it quits
2. Don't date your co workers
1. Go for the kiss
Several of the actresses also starred in' The Big Bang Theory by Chuck Lorre. He obviously rated their talents in more ways than one, and not just the acting! (Brooke D'Orsay, Valerie Azlyn, Judy Greer, and Jodi Lyn O'keefe to name a few). The life guard actor who rescues Charlie also plays Penny's giant boy friend Kurt in the early seasons of Big Bang (Brian Patrick Wade).
Alan had Balls when he was going with Malisa.
The incredible cute spinner receptionist. 👍👍
This show had the perfect balance between quips, jokes and classic story telling. All the new shows are just about rapidfire laughs
And hot chicks!
How good are these two actors
Casting for this show
Couldn't get any better,,,,,,,,,🏆
"Everything is better than moist!" 😁
Why did they cut that out?
I was waiting for it
*Anything
Funny to see "Chelsea" before she began Charlies fiancé. What a beautiful lady!!!
I never cared for her as his fiancé. Denise Richards was a lot "hotter" and "cooler." lol
Charlie Sheen, pls do more fckin anger managment... Xdd
was it good?
Tina and Chelsea are the same actress and Ashton's wife and Judith's sister in law, too. XD
yup..judy greer. but they changed the actress who plays miss pasternak
Didn't Judith sister in law said that she was marry
@Mahesh M V U when they were in the supermarket right? Charlie took Jake to the market
Yep, it have nothing to do with talent, it all has to do with what producer your F******
Oh I completely forgot Ashton's wife, let's just say the recasted women just look alike in the universe
I learnt what to do while dating from Charlie.
I learned what not to do while dating from Alan.
Same 😂
Hell this is Charlie giving Alan some instructions on what to do, and next thing you see, Alan doin precisely the opposite
😂😂
I feel old now that Two and a Half Men is on TV Land
HA!! That ain't nothing. How do you think I feel when I see reruns of original Star Trek?
@@freddieh5539 Haha, Y'all got nothing on me I remember well when The Andy Griffith Show was new!!!!!!
You just scratched the surface. Wait a while. I now am usually the oldest dude in the room. lol
Oh it's nothingJust my surf shock where I keep my board beer and brother 😂😂
Charlie was classic. Sorry to see him go off the deep end. Kutcher sux.
He is no longer on the deep end , he is very stable now
Yeah the show want funny with charlie but then he felt the show and Aston took over he was rubbish
Kutcher sux
blame the writers too! The show got to long in the tooth.
Kutcher does not suck but after seeing Charlie in the show, we cannot imagine any other person in that role!
My Rules Rule #1 If her mother is better looking or if she hits on you go for lt.Rule#2 If a woman wants to pay her own way let her.Rule #3 dont talk about your ex unless she asks lol
"YOUARETHEMOSTBEAUTIFULWOMANIVEEVERSEENANDIDONTDESERVEYOU"
TheWindstorm2012
NEVER EVER EVER tell the woman that.... until the wedding night, hours AFTER saying your vows and her having committed to spending the next few years with you.
(get real, western women NEVER mean it anymore when saying “til death do i part,” what they mean is “until I can get some rich replacement.”)
dating tips from ALAN ??? LOL .... thats too funny !!!
0:55 pure meme material
I don't think it is enough for memes...
One of the most wonderful and comedy programs ever. All caractères are awesome.
Charlie Harper- The ultimate ladies man
one of the best shows ever !👌👌
this is the funniest sitcom to exist
Indeed it is
TAHM always cheers me up - whatever mood I'm in!
I love this show. So sad it ended the way it did. This show came around at an exact period in time when a lot of men are going MGTOW coming out of toxic relationship with women, heart break and financial chaos. When taking the red pill means to find out women don't love us back the way we were taught by the Disney movies and Hollywood or by seeing how awesome our grandparents remained together without realizing that their time everything was different, love actually meant love. While seeing this show, I knew it was going to do men a good favor to see that being a bachelor is not bad at all specially when you know how to lead that lifestyle with confidence.
But that lifestyle isn't real. At least... It gives a perspective of how woman - man interaction could be, more realistic than disney, that's for sure.
a great insight
From my point of view this show shows that being a bachelor is fun but at the same time sad and lonely thing at the same time being together with women is a crazy nutshell..
Not all women are freakin toxic bro. lol.
Cobblers.
Let’s not forget the tips Charlie gave jake. For example saying I’ve never done this before can be a useful weapon. Lol
The best one in my opinion is: eat before you go to the date, so that you can pay attention to the lady instead of the food.
Colonel Sanders no lmao where did you hear that, that’s not how it happens a girl likes when you ask her questions and pay attention to her, remember what she says as well, that will raise her attraction for you later on when she tests you
That sounds like an Alan's rule so he don't spend too much on the date.
@@Opinionatorr it wasn't an Alan rule, Charlie gave the rule to Jake.
Can't imagine how much tail this guy has hit, it's gonna be Chamberlainesque
Heck, that's how I'd respond to Jeri Ryan asking me if I'm ready to go.
Men, men, men, men, men, manly men, men
Ooooooh, oooh,
Men, men, men, men, men, manly men, men
Men, men, men, men, manly men
Ohuhuhuh uuuuhoh
Hahahaha!!!!!!
After a while the show became Three Men.
I thought it became Three Women!
"Never date a woman who owns a snake or a bird"... :)
I've met a few.
Or NEVER date a woman who pretends to be a bird and at the end is a snake.
Nevr date any1 who pretends to b a bird an is a cobra . man or woman.... Or live near 1
An i had a ball python. It was about 6 weeks ols when i came across it. I was told he'd live for 10 yrs he lives for 19 yrs ... Heeheehee in the summer we used to walk all ovr the place...
Or who sleeps next to the airport...its impossible to sleep in
Oh I intend to
you know you are bad when Alen Harper gives you dating advice
Whoever puts Charlie Sheen in a movie right now is going to bank
The lady that played the judge is it most beautiful of all that he dated
Now wait....didn't Charlie tell Alan, "You don't pay a hooker to have sex, you pay her to leave when it's over" ? And I think it was Charlie who told Alan, when Alan said he was going to marry his girlfriend, "Why don't you just find a woman who hates you, and buy her a house?"
"Just break up with her if you don't want sex. You don't have to marry her."
Chelsea appears in S1E1 as well.. the girl in the market.
And also the episode where Charlie and Alan fight about Alan's role in the house - quite amazing that they managed to have her play 4 characters across the show lol
4:02 Thats actually clever👍
No truer words have ever been spoken ..JERI RYAN !!!!!!! .. WOW........
Dat ass
TAHM is one of the most intelligently written shows
And yet, very underrated...
LMAO intelligent. Its extremely low brow
Chelsea was 4 different characters, right from the beginning in the market with Jake. 👍
Bill Jackson isn’t it just 3? There was the market chick then tina then chelsea. Or am I wrong?
Wasn't she the one night stand butterscotch episode as well
Bradley de Stockton Snoddy yup
@@bradleydestocktonsnoddy1955
Yes she was
Tip 1 - have a screen writer control the entire situation and pay women to fit into the narrative.
Best dating advice ever
How can they kick charlie out after season 9 I mean without charlie the show is nothing.I haven’t seen a single episode when he left who else did the same thing?
Charlie looks great in that black robe
Tina and Chelsea were the same woman !!! 😂
and was the grocery girl with Charlie and Jake.
@@peterstern5266 And also the girl Charlie brought back to the house in the episode where Charlie and Alan fight about Alan's role in the house - the segment with the "hideous" bowl lol
I can‘t believe that someone actually made this video😂😂
I love Alan
I always wanted to see a scene where Charlie meets up with Penny and buys here drinks and then thinks he',d have an easy go and the Penny "goes all Nebraska on his arse."
Cmon Kaley, make it happen.
From tbbt
Knowing penny she probably would have gone to his beach house 😂
Go to 3:19 and look at Alan closely, you won’t regret it 😂 (bottom down)
What do you mean?
@@majormassenspektrometer look at Alan’s crotch 😂
Oh dear God. 🤣
Haha, my entire childhood I used dating tips from Charlie and they never worked!
all his tips involve having money and looking good, you've got any of that?
Being attractive helps
You need to look good
Right now?! Women look for money if you have one youll be fine no matter how awkward, look you have. If you have plenty of money to dump go get some.
Captions: (audience laughs)
Deaf people: WHEEZE
Charlie had a Zen like way to quickly make women drop their panties. If it was that easy, the penicillin stock would be an easy investment. The thing about Alan and Charlie, they both scored when they shared the best insights with each other. Otherwise, their moral extremes, or lack of moral, would eventually catch up with them. Oh, and I loved Alan’s short, short girl, and Charlie’s hot long time girl ( I believe she had Taylor in her name). Those were the best two. But, kandi was hot to. Love how she drove Judith bonkers! Judith thought she had Alan in shut down mode, but Father Huggy Bear scored.
Amazing tips provided by Charlie and Alan Harper. Great tips XD! Especially the last tip is amazing!
My favourite is, "It is always better to say sorry afterwards."
Board, beer and brother. Lol
Charlie and Alan give the best dating advice
On #1 Alan wasn't wrong.
I wish they would bring this show back with Charlie & the entire cast!
na... it had it's time and now the whow is a legend. you can keep going back and watching it and it will always make you laugh!
@@RedroomStudios It does always make you laugh, every time. It's like new each time you watch it.
It won't survive in the current world unfortunately...it would be cancelled after a season
"You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and I don't deserve you."
Alan Harper
It is just me or the number 8 girl Tina looks a lot like Chelsea????? why???
They both the same actress
Before the boob job😋
They should have added rose also ..
She was in there as three different women. Maybe even four. In one of the first episodes, the one where he apologises, the one with the butterscotchbowl, and the one where he has a complete suitcase full, a portable tv, and even some toiletpaper.After the last one, she lasts quite a while.
Arne Timmer the full suitcase was already Chelsea.
So she meets Charlie and next minute you are an Agent of Shield.
4:58
Thats the best tip ever
They kept the best for last. hahahaha
Poor alan always getting charlie's sloppy seconds 😂
Why does the same actress play both Tina and Chelsea (Charlie became engaged to her)? She also met him in a supermarket as an unnamed character.
Will keep these tips in mind
Wow Tina looks just like Chelsea
Wow
This shit is so accurate, I broke every rule possible.
Charlie 😍!
So they got the girl who plays Tina,to also play Chelsea
She was also in the pilot.
@@jakel5892 and the 1 girl is also played Lidia
The number 1 lady and I don't know her name but I saw her in several movies and TV shows and I don't understand why she always portrayed as a beautiful woman when obviously she is not. She has eyes like it wants to pop out!
Is Tina also Chelsea?
Yes, She's the same actress
Why does the thumbnail look like leonard and penny from bbt
0:08 amen to that
THANKS FOR THE TIPS CHARLIE