I love how he goes from "disappointed but trying to cope as best as possible" to "I've only known this kid a few weeks, but if anything happens to them I'll kill everyone in this town...and then myself."
Most parents and School Faculty: Honesty is the best policy. If you see something, say something. Dragon dad and the school officials: Snitches get stitches, yo. Honestly, dragon dad is great, and I'm wondering what grade this kid would be in with the type of knowledge they have (and lack) about the world so far.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............................................................................you know, they never found the zodiac killer. I think I cracked the code.@@ShyDroidVA
Him:" Hello child are you here to sell cookies?" You don't have any special skills or anything of immense value" My mind *AWESOME I have a dragon as a Dad I have the coolest dad ever!!!!!* Oh I've got to answer his question "I don't have anything like that but I do have my shiny rock collection and my sketchbooks and pencils and my Beyblade :)" Him:" please tell me little one are you just a normal run-of-the-mill child?" Me:" being normal is boring but I guess when it comes to how I look I am pretty normal ...but I want to change that by having pretty coloured hair the same colour as your scales!"
Dragon Dad is all about freedom of expression, he is an avid pyromaniac after all. And if he didn't believe in expressing yourself he wouldn't be allowed to b̶u̶r̶n̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ make pretty flames
@@lily_omgg Here you go! I’ll be adding things as time passes and I find more, so keep that in mind! ua-cam.com/play/PLO524CSSFdFRirhu68ZA-oVzGAQuBV1YP.html
As an adopted child. I have nothing to say bcs I was a baby when I got a family 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but is nice to imagine how it was on my mom's side 🥰🥰🥰 lovely audio
I have a image in my head that little listener gets bullied and was bullied in their orphanage and cry’s sometimes about it as their dragon dad comforts them as best as he can
Thank you! It makes me happy that someone with the experience can appreciate it, I have ZERO insight into it. I just tried thinking of a cute fun way to approach it haha
*little do they know, they have adopted a child who got hybridized with a being beyond comprehension, whos wings tear down forests and glow as stars in the night’s sky*
I don’t think he expected the little human to be so inquisitive and curious lol Edit: the dragon/dad finding out the kid is snitching :WELL NO WONDER Also the cookies🤣 we realllllllly want them cookies🤩
For some reason i started crying when he said that i have a toy blade idk i just started crying and crying i just couldn't stop like wth. MY EYES ARE REEEEED LIKE APPLES IN MY EYES
(i hope i can repay him one day.) I think next should be like a Werewolf or Dragon or Vampire or whatever child being adopted by a Human or whatever race is chosen, maybe it's our Soul soother again, possibly a whole series of different race/monster listener adoptions. but that's just my thought/opinion, i loved this btw
Love this so much! Usually my attention span is super short so I can’t listen to ASMR audios for long without getting bored, but this one had me hooked for the entirety! I love the chaotic moments they are hilarious (and the nickname ‘little one’ brings me so much warmth it surprises me). Also Dragon Dad fr said snitches get stitches you fucking narc that’s why you’re being bullied. 😭 Will definitely come back to this 😁
Thank you! This was such a joke script I never thought much of it haha I kind of just let myself write and have fun, and it turned into a fun time for all!
Went through foster and never got adopted. Honestly if I was at the door and the first thing I was asked was if I could do or had anything of value, I'd probably just be like "Yeah, I can do this" and would've turned around and walked away. Lots of foster homes just wanted live-in babysitters for their real kids or maids or workers that they'd get PAID to keep instead of having to pay, and I got sick of it real quick.
Dragon papa very much doubts this, however you do prove your power of conversation and persuasion later down the line. Soooooooo I'd say you have a different type of power 😊
Haha, you're very right. Although he's bad at lying, he's very much a good dragon and dad, ya know. Also, i loved listening to your voice! Very satisfying to listen to.
@@ShyDroidVAwhat if his heart is literally not In the right place?! Like his heart could be in... his butt! Or or, his ears OR MAYBE HIS HEART IS IN HIS HEAD I'M CURIOUS I'm gonna be creepy ad start dissecting small creatures
Bro I started laughing at the beginning bec he’s like “ what ever they are amma love them” then when he sees listener ( a human) he’s like uhhhh I don’t want chu
I'm gonna be perfectly honest, I've got some tricks for a manticore. Involving a blunt object with enough reach and heft to take down anything. Maybe a big ol club, engineered to take out anything mythological I might have issues with. Maybe a variety of smaller mallets made of many different materials to cover all of said mythological bases. Who knows?
Oh dear... Well I wouldn't recommend looking into the other parts of the series. But the creativity is good! Maybe a myth hunter audio could be fun... (monster hunter is taken but there isn't any other comfortable way to say it ; - ; )
Dragon dad: let's go shopping to get the things you're missing! Me:are you trying to bribe me dad? Dragon dad:bribe you but no I'm not bribing you Dragon dad:wait how do you know such a foul word Me:from the principal*innocent smile* Dragon dad: ....the principal.... Dragon dad:oh,wait what how did you learn about bribing from the principal Me: .... Dragon dad:what were you even being bribed with you don't come home with money Me: cookie's*serious for a second and the smiling* Dragon dad: cookies of course 😃🙂 Me: don't underestimate the power of Cookie's! Me:also I won't tell anyone what you did to the little boy from school if you give me cookie's for a whole year 😃☺️ {Btw the video was amazing and funny at the same time hope there's part 2 stay safe and healthy!☺️❤️}
Quite impressive for a human, unfortunately they are incapable of learning these things. However Dragon Dad is very supportive in the endeavour, regardless of the outcome!
@@ShyDroidVA yess just a suggestion if u think of doing a part 2: i think it would be super cute if some kid asks us to marry them with those plastic rings that have a candy on top and he getting all jealous and we are just like "what even is marriage"(I'm rambling so I'll stop here or else I'll write a bible) 💀
Is there anything special I've got? Oh yeah , * draws favourite yugioh card * (kinda ironic because it's red dragon archfiend.), but this was wholesome, dragon dad totally didn't commit a murder.... nope, not at all * whistles suspiciously *
Dragon Dad is innocent and will protest innocence forever! That being said, Dragon Dad appreciates the Yu-Gi-Oh card, they are rumoured to hold much power. But similar to the Beyblade, he doesn't believe it.
I feel like the idea is interesting but it feels predatory, in the wrong way. I haven't done content that involves a child listener before and I'll probably stick to a more goofy fun style. I don't want to have a more "involved" relationship between those style of characters
@@ShyDroidVA I think it's the way I interpreted your tone as pretending to care while being a bit salty that I wasn't what you expected rather than genuine doting. Also all the phrases used to demean the specialness of humans. Also you called us a "narc" for being a "snitch" and the tone at that line sounded more mean than joking. (Just to clarify none of this is against you, it's just how I interpreted thing and I enjoy and listen agnst audios so when i thought of it as being fake I thought that's what you were going for) Edit: also I guess it was also because of how much I put myself into the shoes of the newly orphaned and therefore fragile and lonely feeling child would process how you interacted with them.
@@_NotChrissy That's really interesting, I suppose when I made this I had the idea that the dragon papa wanted to adopt a monster-child, but ended up with a human. While he certainly wasn't impressed with him, he ends up being attached to them enough to do "things" to those who treated him poorly. I wouldn't say the read is wrong, although tbh I haven't listened to this since I made the sequel haha
Idk about everyone but i honestly already hate the dragon as a parent and would definitely plan on sneaking out, i just don't feel the love or acceptance at all when it comes to this lying clueless idiot who also kind of threatens me for doing the right thing even if his kind considers it snitching, like wtf do you expect me to do!? Just take the bullies bullshit and not report it? I expected to be understood a little or hell i expected a hug a loving warmth of sorts when introduced but no it was just disappointment, like Fuck that for me!
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Dragon dad: your kid is bullying my kid
Manticore parents: lol we don't care
Dragon dad: *so you have chosen death*
The parents got [REDACTED]
@@ShyDroidVA This dragon wouldn’t happen to be the Pokémon Drampa would it?
I love how he goes from "disappointed but trying to cope as best as possible" to "I've only known this kid a few weeks, but if anything happens to them I'll kill everyone in this town...and then myself."
He may not be the brightest, but god damn it will he support his child. No matter what they are or choose to be!
I see that reference.
"Did you, perhaps, come with a manual of sorts?"
Sir do I look like a TV-
It's almost as foreign to him, you may as well be a TV
@@ShyDroidVA *in response to "Dad, I threw up" please press 1*
@@hiiloveu1521 bro it's like 3 in the morning and this shut has me dying
Excuse me a bayblade is not just a mere toy. It is indeed a weapon capable of destruction and chaos :)
Moses split the Red Sea 💀
@@ShyDroidVA with a bayblade**
And hit people in the shins
Exactly >:3 you show one in my eyes I summon mine for war
Yea one cut my hand.😂
PLEASE THE DAD REALLY SAID “Bro snitches get stitches don’t do that you f-kin narc”
Dad knows what the go is, no narcs here
He is being so nice and amazing. But instead of relaxing, my mind is calculating on how to pay off this debt of kindness.
Dragon dad needs no repayment, love and care is all he wants or needs. And the child can certainly provide
Most parents and School Faculty: Honesty is the best policy. If you see something, say something.
Dragon dad and the school officials: Snitches get stitches, yo.
Honestly, dragon dad is great, and I'm wondering what grade this kid would be in with the type of knowledge they have (and lack) about the world so far.
Thank you thank you! And I'm almost certain the kid will teach the dad more then anything
Damn two seconds as his child and he all ready disappointed in me
It is ok, he will love the child with all his heart!
.......This dude definitely killed the bully, his parents, the girls selling cookies, and the mailman.
Ohh no no, Dragon papa doesn't kill anyone! That is such a silly notion haha :D
Innocent until proven guilty.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............................................................................you know, they never found the zodiac killer. I think I cracked the code.@@ShyDroidVA
Our dad is a terrible liar.
But he's amazing!
At least you know he can't lie to you as you grow up, and sometimes that's all you need
@@ShyDroidVA True ^^
Him:" Hello child are you here to sell cookies?" You don't have any special skills or anything of immense value"
My mind *AWESOME I have a dragon as a Dad I have the coolest dad ever!!!!!*
Oh I've got to answer his question "I don't have anything like that but I do have my shiny rock collection and my sketchbooks and pencils and my Beyblade :)"
Him:" please tell me little one are you just a normal run-of-the-mill child?"
Me:" being normal is boring but I guess when it comes to how I look I am pretty normal ...but I want to change that by having pretty coloured hair the same colour as your scales!"
Dragon Dad is all about freedom of expression, he is an avid pyromaniac after all. And if he didn't believe in expressing yourself he wouldn't be allowed to b̶u̶r̶n̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ make pretty flames
@@ShyDroidVA quickly goes and grabs my stash of packets that change the colour of fire and make it rainbow!!
I’m starting a collection of dad/mom audios because they’re so cute and also extremely uncommon! I’m loving this already!
I wasn't even sure if this idea existed tbh, just thought it was a fun lil idea. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
I'm gonna need that playlist good sir. For research purposes, of course.
begging on my knees that it’s a public playlist🧍♀️
@@lily_omgg Here you go! I’ll be adding things as time passes and I find more, so keep that in mind! ua-cam.com/play/PLO524CSSFdFRirhu68ZA-oVzGAQuBV1YP.html
@@bagotoast What a saint. Thank you
Someone need to tell their father that killing children is probably not a very nice thing to do😟
Dragon papa has many things to learn 😔
Me personality, i would let him kill them
Listener is the kid that will blackmail someone and I’m here for it
The kid has got some spunk about em
As an adopted child. I have nothing to say bcs I was a baby when I got a family 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but is nice to imagine how it was on my mom's side 🥰🥰🥰 lovely audio
Thanks, I'm happy to hear you liked it!
I have a image in my head that little listener gets bullied and was bullied in their orphanage and cry’s sometimes about it as their dragon dad comforts them as best as he can
He's a supportive papa, he would hold the listener through out anything!
I’m a child who got adopted and this was amazing to listen to😆😆😆😆. And I just found this channel and this is absolutely incredible ♥♥
Thank you! It makes me happy that someone with the experience can appreciate it, I have ZERO insight into it. I just tried thinking of a cute fun way to approach it haha
@@ShyDroidVA I was fostered then adopted when I was almost 6 and this audio sounded just like my dad when I got there lol
*little do they know, they have adopted a child who got hybridized with a being beyond comprehension, whos wings tear down forests and glow as stars in the night’s sky*
Kid sounds kinda cracked ngl
I don’t think he expected the little human to be so inquisitive and curious lol
Edit: the dragon/dad finding out the kid is snitching
:WELL NO WONDER
Also the cookies🤣 we realllllllly want them cookies🤩
Dragon dad is a bit of a fool but he knows ya not meant to be a snitch, and the kid is kinda a lil shit. They're a great duo
@@ShyDroidVA 🤣🤭
I love this audio, as someone who is growing in an abusive situation with my stepfather and biological mother this was a big comfort.
I'm sorry to hear about that, I know how difficult it can be. I hope it get's better for you. And I'm glad this could be of some comfort
11:59 "Ohio will simply incinerate them" made me wheeze . i love subtitles
Keeping my distance from Ohio. It can not be trusted any longer
@@ShyDroidVA im wheezing . you are hilarious
I know i'm not getting emotional because I don't feel good enough to be his child because we're just a human child
I'm also a liar
nvm i'm being healed because finally a parental figure wants to know what I like and my food needs and isn't incredibly condescending
and he'll fight my bully instead of sitting back and watching? Sign me tf up
I went through this exact journey LOL I was like OW my self esteem all the way to "I love my clueless dragon dad ;-;"
@@solitarelee6200 Thank god,I thought I was the only one-
Dragon papa is very happy to have his child, everyone deserves his care
This was both funny and adorable! I had the biggest smile on my face listening to it!
Thank you! Great to hear you enjoyed!
For some reason i started crying when he said that i have a toy blade idk i just started crying and crying i just couldn't stop like wth. MY EYES ARE REEEEED LIKE APPLES IN MY EYES
Ayo you might wanna get that looked at
@@ShyDroidVA i did, i was scratching to much my eyes 👁👄👁
(i hope i can repay him one day.)
I think next should be like a Werewolf or Dragon or Vampire or whatever child being adopted by a Human or whatever race is chosen, maybe it's our Soul soother again, possibly a whole series of different race/monster listener adoptions. but that's just my thought/opinion,
i loved this btw
Happy to hear you enjoyed! And that does sound like a fun idea, will absolutely add it to the list!
love kid listener makes me feel loved!
It was a fun idea and I'm happy you enjoyed it!
Love this so much! Usually my attention span is super short so I can’t listen to ASMR audios for long without getting bored, but this one had me hooked for the entirety! I love the chaotic moments they are hilarious (and the nickname ‘little one’ brings me so much warmth it surprises me). Also Dragon Dad fr said snitches get stitches you fucking narc that’s why you’re being bullied. 😭 Will definitely come back to this 😁
Thank you! This was such a joke script I never thought much of it haha
I kind of just let myself write and have fun, and it turned into a fun time for all!
Went through foster and never got adopted.
Honestly if I was at the door and the first thing I was asked was if I could do or had anything of value, I'd probably just be like "Yeah, I can do this" and would've turned around and walked away. Lots of foster homes just wanted live-in babysitters for their real kids or maids or workers that they'd get PAID to keep instead of having to pay, and I got sick of it real quick.
WHAT KIND OF PRINCIPAL BRIBES CHILDREN TO NARC WITH COOKIES??? 😭😭
tbh, id do the same if someone offered me cookies
YOU NARC!
BLAEIS HAVE MORE POWER THAN YOU CAN THINK
Dragon papa very much doubts this, however you do prove your power of conversation and persuasion later down the line. Soooooooo I'd say you have a different type of power 😊
Me everytime dragon dad lies:
"Sure, sure, i very much believe in you, Dad."
Hey may be completely full of shit and talking out of his ass, but his heart is in the right place!
I think...?
Haha, you're very right. Although he's bad at lying, he's very much a good dragon and dad, ya know.
Also, i loved listening to your voice! Very satisfying to listen to.
@@ShyDroidVAwhat if his heart is literally not In the right place?! Like his heart could be in... his butt! Or or, his ears OR MAYBE HIS HEART IS IN HIS HEAD
I'M CURIOUS
I'm gonna be creepy ad start dissecting small creatures
Daddy, of course we kill our competition!
There is no evidence supporting these claims :D
@@ShyDroidVA Good! No corpses found after the dragon attack.
Bro I started laughing at the beginning bec he’s like “ what ever they are amma love them” then when he sees listener ( a human) he’s like uhhhh I don’t want chu
I'm glad you enjoyed! Dragon Dad just staring at the kid like a gacha game, wondering if he gets a reroll
@@ShyDroidVA not the reroll
This is absolutely amazing!!!! I loved how this went. Hope more to come >w
I'm glad you liked it! Maybe more to come, so many ideas so little time 😔
@@ShyDroidVA understandable man, take as much time needed 👍✨
Cookies are essential! 😂
Very true! Now I've only done 2 videos containing cookies (I think) Strangely enough the second comes out today 😳
@@ShyDroidVA Oooh. Can't wait!
WHEN WE SAID BEYBLADE I SCREAMED WITH EXCITEMENT
I LOVE BEYBLADES!!!
my personal favorite is fafnir :]
If I mention when I was into Beyblades, I would age myself like mouldy ass bread 💀
@@ShyDroidVA LMAOOO
It be like that
Everyone calling us average and normal: my gremlin ass about to tear shit up 😈
Dragon dad may have thought as much at first, but don't worry! He loves his child very very much :)
This should be a seriessssss!
Lots of sentiment towards it! But there are a few issues with how to execute it. I may be able to do it, but it will be a while till it comes!
Yeppp the bayblade is a weapon used to take over the world lol.
The most powerful spinning steel in this dimension
I love this so much! This is really cute and made my day so much better. Thanks so much for this!
I'm glad it helped! The best part is that it will always be here to help in the future ^_^
I'm gonna be perfectly honest, I've got some tricks for a manticore. Involving a blunt object with enough reach and heft to take down anything. Maybe a big ol club, engineered to take out anything mythological I might have issues with. Maybe a variety of smaller mallets made of many different materials to cover all of said mythological bases. Who knows?
Oh dear... Well I wouldn't recommend looking into the other parts of the series. But the creativity is good! Maybe a myth hunter audio could be fun... (monster hunter is taken but there isn't any other comfortable way to say it ; - ; )
Dragon dad: let's go shopping to get the things you're missing!
Me:are you trying to bribe me dad?
Dragon dad:bribe you but no I'm not bribing you
Dragon dad:wait how do you know such a foul word
Me:from the principal*innocent smile*
Dragon dad: ....the principal....
Dragon dad:oh,wait what how did you learn about bribing from the principal
Me: ....
Dragon dad:what were you even being bribed with you don't come home with money
Me: cookie's*serious for a second and the smiling*
Dragon dad: cookies of course 😃🙂
Me: don't underestimate the power of Cookie's!
Me:also I won't tell anyone what you did to the little boy from school if you give me cookie's for a whole year 😃☺️
{Btw the video was amazing and funny at the same time hope there's part 2 stay safe and healthy!☺️❤️}
Thank you thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed! And I'm definitely thinking of the part 2, but I'd need to sneak it into my schedule
3:46
Me:I'm learning telekinesis & pydrokinesis & hydrokinsis
Quite impressive for a human, unfortunately they are incapable of learning these things. However Dragon Dad is very supportive in the endeavour, regardless of the outcome!
I’m a ball of chaos and a clingy little boy SO ☺️
That's ok, Dragon dad is all for it!
@@ShyDroidVA >:D
I live and breathe for platonic asmrs
Thought it would be a nice lil roleplay, platonic ones are harder to come across. Feels good to just listen and chill out
@@ShyDroidVA yess just a suggestion if u think of doing a part 2: i think it would be super cute if some kid asks us to marry them with those plastic rings that have a candy on top and he getting all jealous and we are just like "what even is marriage"(I'm rambling so I'll stop here or else I'll write a bible) 💀
@@laziip no no continue
🔫🙂
Him:you must go to school, a monster school
Me:Monster high monster high
😂
At that age I'd have been WAAYYYYYYYYYYYY too intimidated to walk into that school haha
@@ShyDroidVA Naw same tho bro 😂😂
My dad went to go get the milk a couple years back and boy oh boy it feel great pretend to have a dad 😄😭
Life long missions to hunt down milk can be more important then material ties. One day, the milk will call for you.
Bay blade a TOY!? NO it is a fucking fighting machine
Dragon dad is slowly learning, he will find out the true potential of them too
@@ShyDroidVA still pissed
As someone who was bullied since the age of 6 if my dad said "lets kill em" i would be like yeee lets go 😂
My ass would've said yes too, but also come to regret it super hard. Unfortunately Dragon Papa ain't know what regret means
@@ShyDroidVA Yea naw i would've regretted it to but oh well dem shits deserved it 😂
Is there anything special I've got? Oh yeah , * draws favourite yugioh card * (kinda ironic because it's red dragon archfiend.), but this was wholesome, dragon dad totally didn't commit a murder.... nope, not at all * whistles suspiciously *
Dragon Dad is innocent and will protest innocence forever! That being said, Dragon Dad appreciates the Yu-Gi-Oh card, they are rumoured to hold much power. But similar to the Beyblade, he doesn't believe it.
This is really cute! I love this so much!
It's a pretty chill and fun vid, I'm glad you liked it!
Forget the salad. Chicken Nuggets and cookies. Oh I do also enjoy veal.
Duly noted, Dragon Dad does not forget such things!
I want the 40 piece chicken nuggies
Can this be a series, it’s so wholesome I love it
Welllll I may be cooking something up for March👀
16:10 “Good morning Octavia!” /ref
“Did you sleep *well* my owlet?”
** proceeds to turn on the news anyways **
How dare you
@@ShyDroidVA hehehe
I love that I have a bay blade and I wish that the bay blade was more in the video 😂❤
If only, the Beyblade will come for it's spotlight another day
Approved
Let's fucking go dude we love to see it
Has this guy never met a mage before?
I know I don't know how to use it when I was a kid but still! I could do a healing spell!
He probably doesn't trust mages, he isn't particularly smart either so he would probably think it's all a trick haha
this is so cute and wholesome
Happy to hear you liked it!
I WANNA PART 2
NO SPECIFIC REASON JUST ME WANNA TvT
It seems very anticipated, maybe one day!
*phone ringing*
Me who’s home alone: AHHHHH WTF
Each time I use a phone call or any similar sound effect, I pray I bait someone 🙏
@@ShyDroidVA it worked 😭
Me: excuse me?
Him: Yes, human?
Me: Do you dislike me because I'm basic?
Him: ............................................................
He may not have a good poker face, or be a good liar. In fact I'd say he's terrible at both... HOWEVER he will do his damn best to take care of you!
Yeah he loves us.
But does he LIKE us.@@ShyDroidVA
Mmmm yes child Manuel
If only one existed 😔
Wait for this little one to become a god
They be hiding something 👀
@@ShyDroidVA ofc they'll be 🤺
@@doc.detective"back back you foul beast! No not you dad, GET BACK I SAY!"
SPOILERS!
Wait what are you being bribed with you "weren't coming home with money?"
Me: cookies
"Cookies?"
Me:CUT THE F0CK CAMERAS!
Sometimes you're just in sync
@@ShyDroidVA I feel like anyone could bribe me with almost any type of cookie other than raisin cookies those things are abominations to me
Nice to know all of you have daddy issues ❤
When you write it because you have daddy issues too 😞
Yeah you're right I won't deny that you're absolutely right
Did he 😵 🔪 somebody
No no, of course not. That would be bad :D. Just don't go looking for them, or ask about them
@@ShyDroidVA dragon dad pt2 but he’s in jail
@@Bestie231 No bars will hold this dad. He has a child to raise, and it would take a god to stop him
Is that a nessesity for ur diet? YES! YES IT IS NO BUTS !
Cookies are almost definitely a necessity, we just gotta keep the game up as long as possible
Dad... WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOO???
Nothing 😀 He is innocent 😀
@@ShyDroidVA iss he though... why can't I go to school this week?
I had to skip the part of where y/n showed up bc it made me nervous and scared😭-.
Well at least you know that you've got a home now!
I would love to see a part 2
The idea is in my head. I just want to find the right way to execute it, and fit it into my schedule
You got your wish
So cool😊😊😊
Thanks :D
Cookies are everything I would do the same to
The strongest bribes
Part 2 please I need to see what happens next
I'll see what I can cook up, may be a while though!
AN AUSTRALIAN ASMRIST OH HELL YEAH
The most bogan voices LESSS GOOOO
Dragon wings you children your older your dears you have friends you ghost you color er have joke can
Is the dragon like very big and the phone also really big or is he like human form?
Kind of a mix? Someone else said they imagine the speaker as a Dragonite and tbh I love the idea
@@ShyDroidVA ah okay, thank you for answering
I have a request! If that’s ok Ofc
I feel like the idea is interesting but it feels predatory, in the wrong way. I haven't done content that involves a child listener before and I'll probably stick to a more goofy fun style. I don't want to have a more "involved" relationship between those style of characters
@@ShyDroidVA Awh ok then , well thanks for having a look anyway ^^
❤
Your voice reminds me of someone named Baizhu from a game called Genshin Impact.
I also have a suspicion that the father killed😊 someone😃
I ain't a genshin player so I'll have to take your word for it.
The father didn't kill anyone. He was cleaning a fireplace. Ask no more of this child.
BAIZHU? DR. BAIZHU?! Oh ma god I'm qiqi main and I didnt even think of this!
@@dumbos.on_youtube7592 I’m a Razor main but I also use Qiqi a lot.
We all know we visit him when we become adukts
This honestly sounds like a pretty fun idea, no clue if I can fit it in anywhere but I do love it
11:56 the subtitles say ohio
wcyd, auto generated captions stay wild
After looking through the comments I was surprised to find that I'm the only one who felt hurt the whole time and thought it was intentional.
Oh, really? I'm super curious as to why that is
@@ShyDroidVA I think it's the way I interpreted your tone as pretending to care while being a bit salty that I wasn't what you expected rather than genuine doting. Also all the phrases used to demean the specialness of humans. Also you called us a "narc" for being a "snitch" and the tone at that line sounded more mean than joking. (Just to clarify none of this is against you, it's just how I interpreted thing and I enjoy and listen agnst audios so when i thought of it as being fake I thought that's what you were going for)
Edit: also I guess it was also because of how much I put myself into the shoes of the newly orphaned and therefore fragile and lonely feeling child would process how you interacted with them.
@@_NotChrissy That's really interesting, I suppose when I made this I had the idea that the dragon papa wanted to adopt a monster-child, but ended up with a human.
While he certainly wasn't impressed with him, he ends up being attached to them enough to do "things" to those who treated him poorly.
I wouldn't say the read is wrong, although tbh I haven't listened to this since I made the sequel haha
I'M A KID NOW GUYS 🙀🙀🙀
Certainly are!
@@ShyDroidVA 💪💪
is it just me or does he sound aussie?
That's cause I am >:D
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Idk about everyone but i honestly already hate the dragon as a parent and would definitely plan on sneaking out, i just don't feel the love or acceptance at all when it comes to this lying clueless idiot who also kind of threatens me for doing the right thing even if his kind considers it snitching, like wtf do you expect me to do!? Just take the bullies bullshit and not report it? I expected to be understood a little or hell i expected a hug a loving warmth of sorts when introduced but no it was just disappointment, like Fuck that for me!
18:24
Dragon Papa ain't allowin no snitches in his house
Bro he's got high expectations for us and he's not even met us yet bro and is even disappointed in us at the beginning... like bro 😥
LMAOSBBSNEMSMEKJDGFD HGO EO
Bro has "talked" to the parents huh?
Yeah... y'know, I don't think anyone is gonna ask him about it. They might end up being washed away in the laundry.
Bro asked for all the details and straight out said I'll end their entire existence for you XD
Bro was like noo never ended a soul here XD
Bro I don't eat salads I eat meat and cookies and all and I love the idea of having a bayblade
yay i have a British dad!
You gotta be careful, he'll be slipping tea and biscuits into every meal soon
British people don't exist. :/
Oh we are human ok