now i imagine cooksie normally sitting in their computer and suddenly a 30 centimeter tall zen gecko just stay looking at them from aside their chair, string menacingly!
See, it's scary, but then you think about it, it's just gonna be a rando 18 inch gecko standing on your desk shivering with impotent rage at you, what's the worst it can do? Nibble your mouse pad?
one day when your working on a video all u will here is the tiny steps of a Geko behind you and a distinctive smell of bananas and then you hear in a posh British accent "Hello Cookie" and then cookie will never be heard from again.....
Nothing is scarier than a zen gecko wearing a banana suit staring right into your soul. RIP 🙏 cooksie. May your soul be purified by zentreyas holy fire.
this reminds me of a clip from SAO Abridged asuna: awww come on commander why'd you paralyze me too??? I won't try anything! commander: really asuna, you really expect me to believe that, i'm not even convinced that in that state you won't try and set me on fire with your mind.... you're trying to do it right now aren't you asuna: **GECKO STARE**
Ok here's what you need to do, when she is coming at you....boop her tummy. This won't save her life but I need to know if the belly is squish, it looks very squish
She calls you Cookie I think she likes you bro. When a dragon refers to you as food that's their way of saying they like you. I think. The bard I learned it from wasn't too clear.
Regular Zen is scary enough to get chased by, Banana Zen is scarier, Gecko Zen is even more scarier, but GECKO BANANA ZEN!!! GET OUTTA THERE COOKSIE
monkaS
Run boy RUN! A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH
Don't worry Cooksie, we'll always remember you in our hearts.
You had a good run. See you on the other side.
May you rest in peace Cooksie
RIP a legend
o7
If it's any consolation you'll probably taste delict
Pros: You got noticed by Zen
Cons: She is gonna erase you from existance
You earned a trade offer
Pros: Noticed by Zen
Cons: *Noticed* by Zen
Pro/Con (depending on your view of this): dragons either set there are on fire, or they eat there pray
I sure hope that I don’t get noticed by Zen. But if I did get noticed by zen… I’m going to be doomed!
I see this as an absolute win
now i imagine cooksie normally sitting in their computer and suddenly a 30 centimeter tall zen gecko just stay looking at them from aside their chair, string menacingly!
in banana suit, trying to show middle finger with this adorkable gecko hands
Just get a fly and she'll be distracted so you can runaway.
@@butyumean3830 nah, just punt her like a football
@@no64256 that works too
I mean at that point pull out the 9 iron and send it
Cooksie: i'm just going to clip zen funny moments
Zentreya: and i took it personally..
"So anyways I went bananas"
Don’t worry, she just wants to save you 15% in 15 mins.
Except it's for Life Insurance
or more.
No, you're thinking of the geico gecko. Zentreya gecko will end your life in 15 minutes.
@@yesmansam6686 15 minutes can help your family cash in on your life insurance
Fucking yes
See, it's scary, but then you think about it, it's just gonna be a rando 18 inch gecko standing on your desk shivering with impotent rage at you, what's the worst it can do? Nibble your mouse pad?
*pulls out a loaded human sized glock*
@@Aflay1 *fires a smaller gecko with a gecko sized knife*
Then again, she has a human form
@@PeachDragon_ and a dragon form
@@Zach2795 isn't it the same as geko form?
Zen: I'm coming for you, Cooksie.
Cooksie: ha ha, I'm in danger.
rest in pieces cooksie, you did god's work
Welp, it was good run, goodbye old friend
Farewell Cooksie thanks for all the fish.
in the words of all might "I can get away with murder in this city"
Cooksie you gotta hide bro. She’s gonna cook you up.
Jesus man that death stare 😳
Don't worry Cooksie, she's not after you but someone named Cookie.
Well You had a good run.
"She's just standing there... *MENACINGLY!"*
~Cooksie, probably
Uh oh dragon mommy gonna get cooksie RUN!!!
I love how you’re becoming an official part of the vshojo universe
Good god I've never been so scared for another human being... You have my support.
My emotional support.
From a relatively safe distance
So another planet
@@MsKillordie Not that far away...
Further...
Atleast Im Providing Orbital Support From Another Galaxy Cluster
Over an intergalactic phone
I need someone who's willing to dance with me for Cooksie funeral while playing Astronomia
Oh my god someone else that actually knows the name of the song, lets go!
I volunteer as tribute, you fine individual of culture.
@@OneBiasedOpinion I hadn't thought of volunteering. I join this movement!!!!!
Me too, I volunteer as tribute for the ritual
I also volunteer
A choice needs to be made today, but no matter the choice.... We'll always remember you as that one translator that got murdered by a gecko
Rip cooksie, you will be forgotten quickly, but not without a fight.
I just imagine Zen flying through Chicago with her arms on fire screaming "I'm coming for you!"
Cookie: "This is going to a great clip! I better get to work!"
*Banana Gecko Zen teleports behind*
Zen: "Nothing personal, kid."
Cooksie is not one person, but a group, a clipper cell.
0:44 Can I see your feet lmao 😂😂😂 also good bye fastest cilper it been fun
Idk what's scarier, the threat or how she continually calls you "cookie".
Just waiting for Zen to appear in the comments now
Don’t worry about it. She said cookie, not cookise. Completely different person.
Well Cooksie it's been a good run, thanks for all the clips.
I guess the journey really was the Zentreya's digestive fluids we met along the way.
Zen: You actual little Shit, I'm coming for you
Cooksie: *Chuckles* I'm in danger
Be careful my friend...
Im glad to see Zen and her viewers enjoying the gecko model so much. I hope it never goes away!
I wouldn't like to be you right now, good luck :)
Don’t worry Cooksie lol ur safe. She said she was going after someone named Cookie! Totally different person!
Oh, how lucky! She is bringing the date to you!
I love it when vtubers talk about you, I think I represent all of your fans when I say that we are proud of ya!
one day when your working on a video all u will here is the tiny steps of a Geko behind you and a distinctive smell of bananas and then you hear in a posh British accent "Hello Cookie" and then cookie will never be heard from again.....
"can we see your feet" at the end lolol
_hears Zen call Cookie an actual little shit_
_worries what the hell I did_
Nothing is scarier than a zen gecko wearing a banana suit staring right into your soul. RIP 🙏 cooksie. May your soul be purified by zentreyas holy fire.
this reminds me of a clip from SAO Abridged
asuna: awww come on commander why'd you paralyze me too??? I won't try anything!
commander: really asuna, you really expect me to believe that, i'm not even convinced that in that state you won't try and set me on fire with your mind.... you're trying to do it right now aren't you
asuna: **GECKO STARE**
0:44 the stare...
It was nice knowing you my dude.
I like how Zen politely followed you page before threatening you.
Don’t bother with a will... *She will leave nothing behind.*
I love how she looks towards the camera because she KNOWS you're gonna make a clip out of it
“Oh, you actual little sh*t.” *cue music*
I believe cooksie is smart enough, he's already packed his bags right after this videos been uploaded
Zen: stares
Chat: can we see your feet
"Plotting your demise. And you don't even know it." -Zen
I know she's trying to be a threatening dommy mommy dragon, but banana gecko is the least threatening thing in existence.
You shall not be forgotten you will be remembered as a hero
Well, thanks for all clips, Cooksie... you was a real one.
I pray for your safety, it's been an honor knowing you
I'll tell my children and my grandchildren of the legend name Cooksie you shall be remembered forever
I can't stop thinking that this is the draconian gremlin I made a huge metal theme song for. Worth it.
Well it's been an honor to you giving us those amazing clips cookise, I hope you make it alive you beautiful cookise. P.s I salute you.
Zentreya: "oh and cook(s)ie.... You actual little piece of shit"
**Follows cooksie**
you are in danger change your identity
Gecko Zentreya just staring at you with the intent to kill is the most terrifying shit i have seen
Maintain eye contact, establish dominance... Then ask to be stepped on
Cooksie: *clips Zen*
Zen: Your free trial of living has *expired*
That Holy Wars riff was a nice touch
hey zen sempai noticed you!
*sees banana threat
Oh no, sempai noticed you
She is like an S to your Cookie
(No, really, that feeling when she calls out your name, but forgets the letter, bruh)
Make her come for you ...HARD
Cooksie: (exists)
Zen: (grabs glock) The lord's work must be done.
This may actually be one of the best clips of all time
Cooksie: “The Gekko Bannana Zen cannot hurt me”
Zen: “I CAN SEE YOU!!! IM COMING FOR YOU”
Dont worry cooksie, she just wants to let you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance
Zen: IM COMING FOR YOU.
Cooksie: Do i Hear FREE CONTANT.
When you inevitably end up extra cwispy from from zens flames remember it's for a worthy cause
Trade offer, Zen receives, your eminent demise, you receive, sempai noticing you
be afraid cooksie!
She has a "particular set of skills" that "drive people like you bananas."
...don't threaten me with a good time.
My man literally dancing on his grave
F to pay respect to our fallen comrade
He died in the middle of the night by a gecko wearing a banana suit
Shes like the one killer in horror games/movies that just sits in a corner watching you
She deals massive psychological damage over time
She jinxed herself by saying she wanted to see it every day, now she will
o h b o i
you gonna get some banana
the gecko gonna give it herself
Ok here's what you need to do, when she is coming at you....boop her tummy. This won't save her life but I need to know if the belly is squish, it looks very squish
Can’t wait to see the epic showdown
Cooksie vs zentreya
You got stared down by true form Zen and lived!
Your power level must be off the charts!
It's been real dawg, loved the clips. Nice knowing you.
Cooksie is a madlad for staring dragon dommy mommy death in the eyes.... and still clipping that shit. 😎👍👌
I have a New found respect for Zen for playing GW2 lol.
*Shakes magic 8 ball* "Beware of shovels in future"
Jokes on you, Cooksie is into that! Don’t believe me? HIS CHANNEL SAYS IT ALL!!!
"May the wind take your soul with it"
- the cheap bard
She calls you Cookie
I think she likes you bro. When a dragon refers to you as food that's their way of saying they like you. I think. The bard I learned it from wasn't too clear.
Here lies Cooksie,
They pissed off a gecko in a banana suit.
Dam foot guys getting the rest of us in trouble with the out of place questions
Love that your response to the threat is to clip it lmao
Zen playing GW2 is truly amazing uwu
"You actual little shit" made me go bananas, but jokes aside made me laugh out loud XD I wish you a happy after life XD
Run
That Gecko is staring into your soul Cooksie get to safety!
We are gathered here today to mourne our dear commrade cooksie they lost their life to a geko in a banana costume.... they will be truly missed