The battle-scarred and defeated turtle barely managed to crawl away from its vicious opponent and escaped into the unknown, seeking solace from the domestic gladiatorial combat it had endured. One day, it came to you. You, fearing the power it held, refused to help it. No matter. It will train by itself and one day personally seek its revenge on his archnemesis, Yee’s Turtle #2.
@@vinimes3 some did, some didn't. There are many more. Some of them where always there, and some of them came later. We need a salty phish historian to keep track of all the important historicsl salty phish figures
“Uhhhhhh I’m not from here, I have trouble reading English. I thought that’s what it said” “Oh yeah then prove it, it say something in Japanese.” “That Requires Me To Stand Up.” The hidden technique of bilingualism has finally been revealed to us. Thank you phish.
1. Thanks for these uploads, I love your videos 2. The end clip was just comedy gold. 3. More Essie pls. I don't know why, but her voice keeps me cracking everytime xD
Everytime I go back and watch Salty's videos its usually the day he uploads a new video so I'm always half way through a video then get the notification and immediately watch the new one then go back to the video I was watching
Thank you for posting videos, your videos are fire man. Me and my friend (been friends since we where 2 years old) just got into overwatch abt a year ago.. and we love your videos, we FaceTime everyday, and I put on notifications for your channel so whenever you post I scream as loud as a can “SALTYPHISH SALTYPHISH!!” And we hop on our phones and watch your new video together lol.
ive really struggled these last few weeks but watching ur vids always make me smile no matter what and i wanted to say thx to u and ur friends for that
The turtles didn’t talk to each other so they decided to combat and the winner gets to eat the other😂😂 Wait what about the shell though where was the shell
"you know what im thinking? Im gonna kiss my dad on the lips" WHY DID I HAVE BURNING HOT PIZZA IN MY MOUTH AT THAT MOMENT BECAUSE IT SPRAYED EVERYWHERE
I relate to the missing turtle story because my sister had a pet turtle that we kept in a pond in our backyard that ended up running away. One day we had to clean it because rocks kept being pushed into the filter, we dont know how or why. So my sister decided to grab Steve Buscemi (the name of our turtle) and place him on the ground surrounding the pond while we cleaned, when it was all said and done Steve Buscemi wasnt there. We didnt hear any birds, no cats or dogs were around, it just heckin left us. tl;dr our little bastard turtle Steve Buscemi ran away when we cleaned his home
Apparently turtles can commit cannibalism so Yee should be careful that he doesn't let his turtle grow too big or else his second turtle isn't the only one that's going to be mufasa'd
Aquatic science graduate here Actually fish reproduction depends on the species, some have external fertilization (spraying molten core on the laid eggs, that is called oviparous) while others like some species of sharks have internal fertilization (pp goes in and molten core, that is called viviparous)
I can relate to the missing turtle story. One day our turtle named Ninja (An obvious nod to the TMNT), went missing and nobody know where he went. One day we found him dead behind the dishwasher. He died to his name of being a fucking ninja, instantly vanishing into a corner nobody would guess. XD
i had the same thing happen to 2 of my turtles. they just left one day and i never knew where they went and we never found them but around 10 years later another turtle appeared in my back yard
The escalation in size directly correlates with the insults you call the other team A quote from our vc: “It’s gigantic!” “These disabled rats don’t know where they are”
“do fish have sex?”
i mean... it doesn’t seem like phish does..
I was really upset that nobody asked phish how he reproduces
Same (I said same to tripleAJ’s comment lmao)
Damn
Damn
*DAMN*
Got em
not summet damn you just destroyed him, my man can’t walk anymore he has to swim now.
"prove it. say something in japanese."
"okay well that requires me to stand up."
Smooth.
Akane Sasu Sora love your cover
Oh my god! The real Akane Sasu Sora!! I love your "Your Name" covers the most
I don’t get it
DaRealTem me neither
I don't get it
“Do fish have sex?”
Fish? Yes.
Phish? No.
Not yet
A COUPLE MONTHS AGO I FOUND A TURTLE IN MY BACKYARD AND I DONT KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM.
The battle-scarred and defeated turtle barely managed to crawl away from its vicious opponent and escaped into the unknown, seeking solace from the domestic gladiatorial combat it had endured. One day, it came to you. You, fearing the power it held, refused to help it. No matter. It will train by itself and one day personally seek its revenge on his archnemesis, Yee’s Turtle #2.
@@jjwang7597 I am waiting for their final showdown... I'm kinda rooting for #2
Give Yee back his turtle you theif
is that a pro genji?
Normies: I’m gonna commit sucide
KTB an intellectual : *i’m gonna commit scooter ankle*
I have very few hope but if you're still here could u explain the joke pls? I didnt get it
As a veteran Salty Phish fan, it's nice seeing people from season one back every now and then
can u name every season one people i forgot almost all of them
who was from season 1?
There are lot, like sparhawk, and jenna, they are my favourite OG phish people, along with bumbler, flinko, and scifri
Blue Gamer 42 so flinko, blue , miracumoose , essie, saturn, ergot , Sam, slickery , and asdf came later on ?
@@vinimes3 some did, some didn't. There are many more. Some of them where always there, and some of them came later. We need a salty phish historian to keep track of all the important historicsl salty phish figures
"One anti-nade and we are f***ed"
5 seconds later
Enemy Ana: YEET
“Uhhhhhh I’m not from here, I have trouble reading English. I thought that’s what it said”
“Oh yeah then prove it, it say something in Japanese.”
“That
Requires
Me
To
Stand
Up.”
The hidden technique of bilingualism has finally been revealed to us. Thank you phish.
"Oh yeah prove it. Say something in Japanese."
*speaks Japanese*
"Hello Genji."
Can you not voice line while emoting?
@@matthewrandell5055 you can use voicelines while emoting, I think phish just wanted to run
@@OSAlula ohh lol. Thanks
Skylar Klein he should have just voicelined 😔
"They've never seen this comp before in their lives"
"It's not meta at all"
Oh how far we've come.
was looking for someone to say this kek
When was the last time Jenna was featured? seeing her in this clip makes me happy
Simp
L1fey you called someone a simp? That’s pretty cringe
Simp
Zander Almond you called someone a simp? Sounds like something a simp would say
Simp
1:20 is such a mood.
Yee’s turtle story took like 8 minutes to say
“They don’t know what to do they’ve never seen this comp in their life” well that aged well
I love how all the comments are just *ROASTING* Phish
Is there any other way to comment on a SaltyPhish video?
3:05 that’s the sort of threat soldier would make. On that note, can we get an f in chat for Rick May (seriously R.I.P. you utter legend).
8:05 I love when phish back caps, mainly because of the « HE GETS IT DONE AGAIN »
I love Yee’s voice and his humor. Keep up the great work Yee.
Me: Reads the title
Also me: I’ll show you massive, get in the van!
BTNArksome 1215 tf
Hol up
Wait...
Dylan Condie
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
FBI
4:02 ITS LUCIO AS A TANK
ah, the good ol' days
i would make a that’s what she said joke, but we all know it would be inaccurate 😩🤚
1. Thanks for these uploads, I love your videos
2. The end clip was just comedy gold.
3. More Essie pls. I don't know why, but her voice keeps me cracking everytime xD
i love Salty and co
You have NO IDEA how much i missed the "HE GETS IT DONE AGAIN" audio clip
Everytime I go back and watch Salty's videos its usually the day he uploads a new video so I'm always half way through a video then get the notification and immediately watch the new one then go back to the video I was watching
he always knows when people are getting bored to make a new video
The true Queen Jenetic is back!!!
"let's go brawl comp"
lewi: *picks widow*
6:26 love how salty confuses tortoises being slow and turtles
“It’s not massive!” Mood 😭
It's so great to finally see jenna in a video again!
7:14 XD that "YEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!" just flying by XD
4:54 Someone’s been watching too much Bojack Horseman
Mr. Man that’s actually a a good explanation
That was the first thing I thought of lol
I miss this phish era sm
I'm a simple guy. I see a Salty Phish upload, I click
11:38 That scream was perfect. 😂
3:54 this entire clip is just foreshadowing
Thank you for posting videos, your videos are fire man. Me and my friend (been friends since we where 2 years old) just got into overwatch abt a year ago.. and we love your videos, we FaceTime everyday, and I put on notifications for your channel so whenever you post I scream as loud as a can “SALTYPHISH SALTYPHISH!!” And we hop on our phones and watch your new video together lol.
"Is she more like a cow or a horse?"
...Am I the only one who says water buffalo..? Like... am I??
I think Orisa is Yee’s missing turtle
Spider
“This comp is so bad” Says Twobold
August of 2020 that exact comp becomes meta
Twobold: you seem a man named Genji around here?
Phish: Uh, no
Twobold: *doubt*
5:36
Imagine being a fish,
And then you get yourself a bitch,
And she lays her eggs,
*And then you gotta ditch*
(I MADE SOMETHING RHYME HOLY FUCK-)
ive really struggled these last few weeks but watching ur vids always make me smile no matter what and i wanted to say thx to u and ur friends for that
I love when you laugh you do that "krhhh" like you're through a walkie talkie
Hahaha OVER *krhhh*
AW JENNA, MY SWEETHEART
JENNA HAS RETURNED FINALLY!!!
Can I honestly say, i feel so spoiled with the amount of Salty vids we've been getting lately?
phish and his friends predicted the meta right now, 4 months ago smh
The turtles didn’t talk to each other so they decided to combat and the winner gets to eat the other😂😂
Wait what about the shell though where was the shell
Nice to see Jen again
2:56 i think my grandpa is stuck in the coffin right now
Jenna is back!!! Its so good to hear her again!!!
Salty you gonna do something for Rick May?
Salty I love you so much. You make my days all the time. I rewatch your videos all the time. I just want you to know your appreciated :)
hey salty i just realised that i keep rewatching all your videos the same way i used to watch all of STAR's. you're my new star,, salty
8:05
Phish sounds like an angrybird being flung from the sling shot
No one gunna mention Phish's SUPERB wallriding at 5:36?
Holy they predicted the brawl comp meta...
"you know what im thinking? Im gonna kiss my dad on the lips" WHY DID I HAVE BURNING HOT PIZZA IN MY MOUTH AT THAT MOMENT BECAUSE IT SPRAYED EVERYWHERE
You know those videos that are like the evolution of characters in shows? I want one of those but for everyone in Phish's videos.
THEY KNEW THE RH META
I remember someone in the old vids saying that jenna stopped playing, pretty clear it was a lie
That ana echo play was actually kinda neat
I sometimes think tee is just living in his own world
dude u have no idea how bored I've been, I'm so glad a new video is out
Everytime I play Ana and I nano the rein they're always scared to push forward. 3 of them have actually ran away from the opponents
Yeah, today must be my birthday. Watching Salty right before I go to sleep.
Bless up.
Yeah there’s some real quality banter here
1:11 is this clip from bumbler's perspective?
I relate to the missing turtle story because my sister had a pet turtle that we kept in a pond in our backyard that ended up running away.
One day we had to clean it because rocks kept being pushed into the filter, we dont know how or why. So my sister decided to grab Steve Buscemi (the name of our turtle) and place him on the ground surrounding the pond while we cleaned, when it was all said and done Steve Buscemi wasnt there. We didnt hear any birds, no cats or dogs were around, it just heckin left us.
tl;dr our little bastard turtle Steve Buscemi ran away when we cleaned his home
They actually predicted the comp strategy
I'm never gonna get tired of the "gets it done again" bit
Big fan of Saturn's appearance at 3:57
little did he know, this would become the meta in the future 2:03
Yo phish I know something else that is massive...
My love 4 u ❤️
You always release your vids as I'm about to eat lunch, so these are less of a snack for me and more a whole meal.
Apparently turtles can commit cannibalism so Yee should be careful that he doesn't let his turtle grow too big or else his second turtle isn't the only one that's going to be mufasa'd
Little did we know zarya-hog would become meta
Edit: 1:25
Aquatic science graduate here
Actually fish reproduction depends on the species, some have external fertilization (spraying molten core on the laid eggs, that is called oviparous) while others like some species of sharks have internal fertilization (pp goes in and molten core, that is called viviparous)
Switching to the Ana was galaxy brain!
I only now just noticed that Phish used Bumbler’s recording at 0:55 because of the top right
little did they know, that this would be the meta now
omg he’s finally uploaded i’ve watched every overwatch video about 5+ times a day💀
I literally cried laughing at this 🤣🤣 it was just as funny as the NUT and boat stories 😂😂
Love the lobster dog on the bottom right of the video
"okay well that requires me to stand up."
DEAD
JEN IS BAAAAACK YEEEEES
4:53 listen to Phish’s laugh
*hahahahaha GLKKK*
It’s like he’s n radio comms
words cannot describe how happy i get when i see youve uploaded :flushed:
Dude the end clip was way funnier than i thought.
I can relate to the missing turtle story. One day our turtle named Ninja (An obvious nod to the TMNT), went missing and nobody know where he went. One day we found him dead behind the dishwasher.
He died to his name of being a fucking ninja, instantly vanishing into a corner nobody would guess. XD
Salty... One last tf2 vid... For Rick...
Yee is an underrated comedy king and nobody can convince me of otherwise
I love how no matter how far away phish is from a boopable area, he is still able to boop them off.
Holy shit they predicted the meta!!!
1:24 they were laughing before, but now this is the meta
most intense role queuing i've ever seen
Fish: He's my drug dealer
me: why am I not surprised?
Tbh I hate playing Overwatch however I love watching Salty Phish vids during quarantine and tf2 long play sessions.
i had the same thing happen to 2 of my turtles.
they just left one day and i never knew where they went and we never found them but around 10 years later another turtle appeared in my back yard
The escalation in size directly correlates with the insults you call the other team
A quote from our vc:
“It’s gigantic!”
“These disabled rats don’t know where they are”
That Hammond highlight intro is my favorite in the whole game.