Strange, when I joined his server. I saw him doing the AFK tactic. That when I spent my whole server life in there protecting him with all my might. All Hail Tank Fish.
You forgot to mention the pirate ship's best quality in the boats section. If you ram stuff with it, you can go flying across the map. Things you can ram include other boats(the least optimal since they are a pain to use and barely give any height) and the islands(what you'll be ramming most of the time).
Could be a bull shark, as they can live in fresh water, and have been known to swim several hundreds of miles up the Mississippi River. They are highly aggressive and territorial, and are the most likely inspiration for jaws.
Submarine gets targeted because they're the good way to actually survive a mosa round. The mosa gets cheesed by a submarine hiding in the shark den or just somewhere underwater cuz it's fairly small (with the player sitting in the other seat so they don't emit ANY particles) and then the mosa just never forgets
"If you can't solve something with money . you don't have enough money" Sounds familiar... "If violence doesn't solve all your problems then your not using enough violance"
The game kind of used to have stranded mode, basically there are 4 rafts connected to each other, all players who aren't a shark gets to be forced on them and there is 1 shark which is just almost similar to titanic but the rafts move itsself
Anyone else remember the original jaws game where boats had part based destruction? Where the shark had to repeatedly attack the boat to damage and sink it? Yeah, it was a fun game. Tried to play sharkbite but I'm not a fan of boats spontaneously exploding into a million pieces on the slightest touch.
Ah, those were the days. I remember the shark was just this huge gray rectangle with fins attached to it, too. Sharkbite doesn't come close to the magic of the older Jaws games.
@@kryboard1723 does tank fish have every gun, boat, and shark in the game, spent no robux, and actually grinded for his stuff? No? I am superior to tank fish
Even tho he didnt really grind , hes better than you anyway, So shut up he spent robux on the Game So he can make the fricking video idiot, Also cuz you Said you Grinded for everything you just Shouted out Loud : HEY I HAVE NO LIFE
This is how I actually tell an excuse to my innocent classmates. They don’t understand. I just say “I just mixed up master ball for fish bait.” Well this in 2 grade. Now they all know what I mean
One time me and my friend were playing, and we were being chased by a shark. We were riding the pirate ship and my friend decided to go to one of the corners. So he rammed into the wall at top speed and hit the corner. The very good physics in the game allows us to skyrocket into the air and do many midair flips. It was quite funny
fun fact, you can trigger this manually with a pumpkin launcher, you just need a friend sitting at the front and have them shoot at the pole thing (forgot its name)
I do the exact same thing Except to make life hell for the other players. I invite as many people as I can to the pirate ship then if they aren't in their seat I ram myself into a wall so my ship does backflips sending the passengers that aren't in their seats (mostly everyone) flying landing in the water with no shelter or protection as my smug ass drives off
I am the mosa but i also survive the mosa, i even survive freaking virus thing where whoever dies becomes a shark, i get called a hacker every time i play but i’m on mobile sooo yeah their reporting don’t do anything bc it’s obvious that i’m not hacking lol
sharkbite was my fav game in 2018 😭😭 Nostalgic 🙁 Fun fact: i watch you edit your videos in the room you edit in 😈 Also fun fact: somehow you make me laugh in every video
6:50 the submarine is the best thing to farm with while solo because if you hide it somewhere then get in the passenger seat there are no particles at all
Me and my brother used to play this every day in 2017, we learned that if you use the pirate ship and perfectly crash into an island on the sides, it will go flying and go across the map sometimes
How to use the pirate ship like a PRO: drive into a wall flop around like neymar escape from shark make shark rage see shark leave game get 20 free shark teeth repeat the process over and over again until you have enough shark teeth to buy another glitchy boat do exactly what you did using the pirate ship until you have enough shark teeth to buy all the glitchy boats become shark experience all this rage quit and that is how to use a pirate ship like a PRO
0:56 true. 5:23 mini gun go BRRRRRRRRRRR. 1:04 dont bring that to school everybody 2:58 mosasoraus is Powerful. 0:13 screw the system Mini Gun the sharks. 1:01 Get yourself defense you dont know if a terrorist attack is gonna happen. 3:07 choose your class.
Stealth boat is pretty much used by people who don't wanna die but most of the people I see that have it hunt down the sharks and takes 40 seconds to kill them entirely
2:09 you're so right. like im never being chosen as the shark cause the bots are always going to be chosen. and then im showing my skills 40 rounds. and then finally i got chosen as the shark in double shark gamemode. thanks for including that. ill subschribe now
2:59 my favourite scene in this vid I love ur content tank fish thank u for making laugh so much through hard times of this yesar congrats tank fish for 100k u deserve it
The only time I corner camp is when I see that it’s shark infection and accept my fate. But usually I chase them down like I chase down the screams of children.
gun damage if was realistic rifle: probably two hits till shark die harpoon: 9 til shark commit stop live rocket launcher: 1 hits til shark explodes shotgun: depends on how close you are. if ur near the shark, it will kill him in 4 hits if your far away from the shark, it will take ages for the shark to fully die ak47: one and a half clip(s) gift launcher: a million shots and the shark will start to bleed commando: probably the same as the ak47 squid sniper: youll have to fire more squids than days you’ve lived ray gun: I don’t think a lazer will do much to a shark mini gun: a third of a clip
Strange, when I joined his server. I saw him doing the AFK tactic. That when I spent my whole server life in there protecting him with all my might. All Hail Tank Fish.
You actual fucking legend.
ALL hail the tank
Yes I am, that the only reason he survived while farming for them shark teeth. It cause of me. ALL HAIL TANK FISH
While he's being AFK.
Soviet_tank19
"Who doesn't bring a minigun to a boating trip?"
Tank fish is the most American Canadian out there.
Reddotier lol
I think he's more of an austrailian Canadian-american. Just my headcanon.
Canadian? I, Canadian and we don’t bring guns to fishing trips *Only maple syrup*
Don't Read My Profile Pic And moose with geese missiles that will one shot anything.
My Username Oh yeah, and that
The Raptor boat: *the fastest boat*
The mosasaurus: *I’m already 4 parallel universes ahead of you*
BizMusic Rocket sleigh: DON’T UNDERESTIMATE MY FASTNESS!
Mosa: you fool! I’ve been building up speed three hours before the fight even started!
@@vhnexus9641 The Raptor Boat: NANI, SO I WAS ATTACKING HIS CLONE THE WHOLE TIME?!
Golden speedboat: did anyone forget about me?
speedy mosasaurus: *exists*
a tiny bit of lag: *imma end his whole career*
You forgot to mention the pirate ship's best quality in the boats section. If you ram stuff with it, you can go flying across the map. Things you can ram include other boats(the least optimal since they are a pain to use and barely give any height) and the islands(what you'll be ramming most of the time).
The true flying Dutchman lol
i had more fun with the swat boat until i capsized it within 30 seconds
Keep the likes at 69
pirate ship requiem
God I don’t know why it happens but it’s so fun doing it.
"Nothings bulletproof if you shoot it enough times."
-Tank Fish
2nd comment :D
well he is right but what about if u shoot 10 inch T H I C C steel with a small caliber rifle or gun what about it
@@TherealDjokson Keep shooting it until it breaks
@@TherealDjokson No thicc steel can repel bullets
Well of course you can brake it but it will take a while
Ok, I’m guilty of being a boat flipper, but it’s just so hilarious when you hit a ducky boat and watch it do barrelrolls across the ocean
Same ma dude
Lol
Lake*
Its just gun ik
I am a boat flipper and I run every time I see the shark but the running is because I was usually attack first
6:53 when your shark is so op that it flies
@Mr Omic buddy stop yelling
THE FRICK WITH YOUR NAME
so long i dont like it
Bro this shark is like a f22
your name is so long, it's invading the middle east
ok, if that's fucked up, i'm sorry. i dunno what's racist or not.
Could be a bull shark, as they can live in fresh water, and have been known to swim several hundreds of miles up the Mississippi River. They are highly aggressive and territorial, and are the most likely inspiration for jaws.
what about the fricking hammerhead shark or the god flipping awful mosasaurus
@@daamazingfireman5566 it's called wearing skin
@@elitegamer-mw5ky the thing is, its not really much of a skin if each one has different stats. Skins are purely cosmetic.
@@EasternStory That is incredibly true.
@@EasternStory fluid dynamics
"If you can't solve something with money, you don't have enough money." -Tank Fish San
That’s deep
THE GLORIOUS EMPIRE OF JAPAN IS ALWAYS RIGHT! JAPAN NEVER LIES! (jk)
B0nzaii wait a minute you play roblox.woooo dude that is so E B I C.friend me here the username:lasagna346
Tank Fish- the art of money
Tank Fish isn’t the only wise man in this world, Corporate America has first implemented this opinion
A person who actually has a sense of humor
So true
Yes
Actually? There are way more people that have this sense of humour. He isn't special.
Well piggy locked the gun in a locket :/
@@walterheisenbergwhite6034who?
I want to watch more people like him
“If you can’t solve everything with money, you don’t have enough money”
That’s the smartest shit I’ve ever heard
Same
It’s true
Based shark tank
True
-Sun Tzu “The art of war”
Submarine gets targeted because they're the good way to actually survive a mosa round. The mosa gets cheesed by a submarine hiding in the shark den or just somewhere underwater cuz it's fairly small (with the player sitting in the other seat so they don't emit ANY particles) and then the mosa just never forgets
"If you can't solve something with money . you don't have enough money"
Sounds familiar...
"If violence doesn't solve all your problems then your not using enough violance"
Perfect
what video was that from? I remember the line, but I can't put my finger on where.
Ah yes
@@monkaraces4328 if they edit the comment the heart will be removed
That shit is true
Real life: sharks kill 6 people every year
Roblox: shark kills 20 people in 2 minutes
roblox logic
XD
Lmfao
2 seconds if it's a mosasaur
That’s 1 kill every 6 seconds 😳
"The best way to grind the game is to not play the game"
-Tankfish
A F KING
LOL SAME
A F KING
FOREVER
-anime fighting simulator
The game kind of used to have stranded mode, basically there are 4 rafts connected to each other, all players who aren't a shark gets to be forced on them and there is 1 shark which is just almost similar to titanic but the rafts move itsself
It was cool until the titanic got added
@@Ilo722 yeah
Anyone else remember the original jaws game where boats had part based destruction? Where the shark had to repeatedly attack the boat to damage and sink it? Yeah, it was a fun game. Tried to play sharkbite but I'm not a fan of boats spontaneously exploding into a million pieces on the slightest touch.
Wow, my first heart! I appreciate it Tank Fish.
Ah, those were the days. I remember the shark was just this huge gray rectangle with fins attached to it, too. Sharkbite doesn't come close to the magic of the older Jaws games.
“nothing’s bulletproof if you shoot it enough” - Tank Fish
Petition to write this on a statue of Tank Fish
yes
Me: looks at my bullet proof house against the touhou fans that I enraged.
Also me: ima ignore that.
omg wtf this is a stupid commet
Once a wise man told me nothing's bullet proof if you shoot enough also I wish I can put the more you know meme
Can't stop giggling when he says THE THICC DADDY
yep
When
@@AShortDork titanic
@@attilanagy5369 ok thx
Shark: I smell ass
Survivor: if you have titanic get a life
shark: *attacks tankfish*
tank fish: you dare oppose me mortal?
I am superior to tank fish
@@gimme_eliter4k720 no
Mosasaurus: yes I do
@@kryboard1723 does tank fish have every gun, boat, and shark in the game, spent no robux, and actually grinded for his stuff?
No?
I am superior to tank fish
Even tho he didnt really grind , hes better than you anyway, So shut up he spent robux on the Game So he can make the fricking video idiot, Also cuz you Said you Grinded for everything you just Shouted out Loud : HEY I HAVE NO LIFE
3:55 HEY! We got our eyes in you Mr. Tank...
@Bloodfriends skid wut
@Bloodfriends skid wtf
HMM
@Max level sledger sledger from tds
FUCK NO! I GOTTA RUN
3:02-Me when I killed donater in duel
2:46 This gives the same vibes as "Everything is edible, just some things are only edible once."
*I HAVE FINALLY BECOME A CHAD POACHER.*
Same bec I bought pumpkin launcher and somthin good
I have a Gift launcher but I don’t have a fast boat
@@tianrongchen6916 i just use the sailboat
@@samirbelica2358 Le cringe
@@samirbelica2358 no I don’t think I will
teacher: why are you laughing
me:nothing
my Head: Master bait
Lol
NOT FUNNY DIDNT LAUGH
This is how I actually tell an excuse to my innocent classmates. They don’t understand. I just say “I just mixed up master ball for fish bait.” Well this in 2 grade. Now they all know what I mean
@@tamago2237 And I don't think anybody asked, did they?
@@silascooper6827 And?
Yes finally! This is actually my first time finding a Roblox youtuber who says very naughty words.
Finely
Every roblox youtuber that has an audience over 13:am i joke you
So true I said dickhead confront of a roblox stream when I had 5 views all of them left and I got a warning on mixer
AlbertsStuff has finally been forgotten.
R.I.P AlbertsStuff
):c
Is scrimzox a joke to you
8:38 Oh, yeeeaaa xentai "grab chests"
How can shark beat god?
He can’t
I rest my case
Yea, good thing tank fish is a mistake, not god.
Praise God pls
@@andreipopa5794 ok mr romanian man.
Bruh
@@andreipopa5794 I praise *ASTOLFO*
3:00 schools when you try to do something
LAMO TRUE
Lol true lets just say you try to work at school everything else GET FHAKED NERD
1:19 VS how it mentally feels
"I bring gun with me when I go to
*_s k o o-"_*
I swear this channel is so underrated, he rlly deserves to be more popular
Yea
Ikr bruh
I concour
Yes
I 100% agree
3:25
"One of the four corners"
*Heh I do that.*
Teacher:”How to survive a Shark”
Me:bring a minigun
I clowned You Or gift launcher
Facts
Or a ship called Raptor
At 2:16 this is why Tank fish does not have a star code
omg yes
XD
What show is this?
@@SpaceGoat3126 2:20 is Gabriel Dropout
use star code tank
One time me and my friend were playing, and we were being chased by a shark. We were riding the pirate ship and my friend decided to go to one of the corners. So he rammed into the wall at top speed and hit the corner. The very good physics in the game allows us to skyrocket into the air and do many midair flips.
It was quite funny
fun fact, you can trigger this manually with a pumpkin launcher, you just need a friend sitting at the front and have them shoot at the pole thing (forgot its name)
You can ram pretty much anything as the pirate ship to go flying. It's a very inconsistent escape method but also a very fun one.
I did this glitch while the shark hit me and I flung out of the barriers
I do the exact same thing
Except to make life hell for the other players.
I invite as many people as I can to the pirate ship then if they aren't in their seat I ram myself into a wall so my ship does backflips sending the passengers that aren't in their seats (mostly everyone) flying landing in the water with no shelter or protection as my smug ass drives off
@@sideways_chip_eater6420 truly you are the raw incarnation of evil. I tip my hat to you.
Literally every scientist ever: 0:28
“Role player are a minority” I just love his fucking videos
7:35
me when the shark hits me with the tail but I die
@Anthony Umana-Paniagua just incase you couldnt wait one second
I mean who doesn’t bring military weapons everywhere with them.
even to school
@@Noob-e7c Nooooooo
It called self defend you will never if a terroristt attack would hapened
I bring it out on the street
I don’t know who doesn’t
This is my favorite humor and thats why i love this channel
8:34 Can we just ignore the fact that the titanic is just sinking in the backround?
Lol
Lol
Lol
🇬 🇷 🇦 🇧 ᶜʰᵉˢᵗˢ 👀
Lol
When you survive a mosasaurus and get called a hacker :/
lol true i instantly press r when im out of ammo lol and got called hacker 2 times from a kid lol
Thank you
He he... Hitting the mosasaurs with pirate ship cannon is the second best thing I did in game, first one being riding the mosa
I am the mosa but i also survive the mosa, i even survive freaking virus thing where whoever dies becomes a shark, i get called a hacker every time i play but i’m on mobile sooo yeah their reporting don’t do anything bc it’s obvious that i’m not hacking lol
ALSO AM A CHAD BOOIIII
3:29 WAIT WHAT !!!!????
sharkbite was my fav game in 2018 😭😭
Nostalgic 🙁
Fun fact: i watch you edit your videos in the room you edit in 😈
Also fun fact: somehow you make me laugh in every video
5:13 this part is so funny that I lost oxygen
rip you bro
So much you turn into a ananas
Shark:*selects mosasauras or however you spell it* Shark again: GET PHAKED NERD
6:50 the submarine is the best thing to farm with while solo because if you hide it somewhere then get in the passenger seat there are no particles at all
But it will float and go upwards when you are under the water, while the stealth boat, if you are at the shallow water it sinks.
nah regular sub does it as well
@@AaronSiegel001 it stays where u put it only when its near the surface does it go up
It's useless when someone is here with the mosasaurus
@@apifeuy4596 wrong mosa is just speed most mosa players arent actually that smart
2:59 "three little words get phaked nerd"
-Tankfish
"MMMMMH YEA IM COMING FOR DAT AS5."
-Tank Fish 2020
0:53 me and the bois when shark refuses to turn into sushi
Xd
3:01
People who use betty in soulshatters
Me who claps them with Fish
Get phakt nerd
Ayo my names sans haha funni dodge
Relatable
I main betty and whenever i soul steal my friend he starts raging
Me and my brother used to play this every day in 2017, we learned that if you use the pirate ship and perfectly crash into an island on the sides, it will go flying and go across the map sometimes
*NOAH GET THE BOAT!!*
me being named Noah: Ok
R/noahgettheboat
@@MiguelPBlueFox r/idontknowwhoisnoah
a
There’s enough comedy in these videos to last me a life time
3:00 when the Japanese kamikaze themselves on Pearl Harbor
Let’s give tank fish even more suffering by telling shark bite 2 is out💀
5:10
Gift Launcher - Throws 28 Gifts, but when touched, The mines inside the Gift's explodes and destroy the Sharks Health bar.
@@maizatulaizaabdulkarim6310 Guardian Sanctuary
"Double Sharks spawn two sharks"
*Ah yes. The floor here is made of floor*
1:02 just a little time stamp for myself
Sus..
Damn bin ladin got some moves
2022 and this video is still pure gold
Yes
Everybody: Oh god, im so afraid of sharks!
Cows: -laughts at 8 more kills than sharks-
0:55
Literally every military when they're doing training exercise on shark infested waters:
Whats the name of the song?
How to use the pirate ship like a PRO:
drive into a wall
flop around like neymar
escape from shark
make shark rage
see shark leave game
get 20 free shark teeth
repeat the process over and over again until you have enough shark teeth to buy another glitchy boat
do exactly what you did using the pirate ship until you have enough shark teeth to buy all the glitchy boats
become shark
experience all this
rage quit
and that is how to use a pirate ship like a PRO
A bit complicated but it still works
Noice
Stalin is proud
I'm saving for a mosaurs
I found the soviet union here
Yo you should do Grand Piece Online In A Nutshell:) Keep it up
2:20 YOOO WHAT?!
Me: enjoying the video..
also me: *realizes tank fish is also a fish, but having fun and killing his own kind*
edited: also are you darwin waterson.
Wait, I just realized, when he says I even bring a gun to school pumped up kicks starts playing 👀
0:56 true. 5:23 mini gun go BRRRRRRRRRRR. 1:04 dont bring that to school everybody 2:58 mosasoraus is Powerful. 0:13 screw the system Mini Gun the sharks. 1:01 Get yourself defense you dont know if a terrorist attack is gonna happen. 3:07 choose your class.
“They die in fresh water!”
Bull shark: *laughs in brackish.*
"I don't have a life."
-Tank Fish
Please do more nutshell videos
bruh so glad this got recommended to me
lol im subbing for sure
Well, even I gotta admit, the sub’s actually pretty good if you hide on the bottom of the water and be in the passenger seat.
How to survive mosasaurus if the owner lost some braincells during the grind 101
Tank Fish: "shark kill only 6 people per year"
me, with Mosasaurus: *"I T S S H O W T I M E"*
* INSERTS DOOM MUSIC*
When the doom music kicks in
luigi13 mosasaur is bad
Mosasaurus isn't even a shark...
*me and the bois clappin 28×3=84 gift launcher shells at the mosa:*
We all know sometime is the best to get money it’s to be AFK The whole game for 24 hours straight
"three little words"
"get"
"phaked"
"nerd"
Choose your class
The AFKers
ima make a time stamp to replay it: 2:59
@@accountnolongeruseddonotre2493 thx
@@theguythatdoesntunderstand7352 THE FUCKING PUSSY
The best bit is is that carpets kill more people than sharks people slipping on carpets every year is 3800 people when sharks are 10 lol
"the military boat is just the stealth boat without the stealth and more like a boat" - tankfish 2020
Shark: Attacks tank fish
The tank in the fish: boom
1:14 fun fact: thats just HTML code in the background (its for web design)
ROBBE yeah
Yes I already knew
phaking nerd B)
So uh Sharkbite but higher budget just released
You wanna try doing a video on that tank?
And finally the Titanic, *the thick daddy*
3:22 tank fish: the corner campers stay in their natural habitat;
oNE oF tHE FoUR CoRNErS
every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
Ah, yes
The floor here is made out of floor
@@RealLyku ah yes, this boat is made of boat…
And probably cheatass ikea ply
Stealth boat is pretty much used by people who don't wanna die but most of the people I see that have it hunt down the sharks and takes 40 seconds to kill them entirely
the destroyer and stealth boat lookin SEGGSY
I never thought a canadian could be that depressed and not saying thank you and choosing war over holding a door.
1:47
"Probally it cant survive In FRESH F^^KING WATER"
Me: Lol.
Don't ask water logic in video game
7:48 He’s a genius!
WHERE IS THE NUKE CODE?!
Nuke codes to deter the the shark from the CIA
Once when a code is used.. it’s gone for good
Why.
I gotchu
SussyAmogus69
2:09 you're so right. like im never being chosen as the shark cause the bots are always going to be chosen. and then im showing my skills 40 rounds. and then finally i got chosen as the shark in double shark gamemode. thanks for including that. ill subschribe now
Just cause your music choice and strats, This is one of the best sharkbite videos ever made.
2:59 my favourite scene in this vid I love ur content tank fish thank u for making laugh so much through hard times of this yesar congrats tank fish for 100k u deserve it
*GET PHAKED NERD* god that thing just flies
I know
I'm not really a boat flipper but i love just dragging the ducky boats and watch them suffocate to they're death using stealth boat.
I think I’ve watched this about 7 times now-
Same
20.
Same
Amateurs 145 times
SAME
0:52
You mean American Weaponry right?
Its a military weapon.
@@765ew4tr23Yes.
@@765ew4tr23same thing
The only time I corner camp is when I see that it’s shark infection and accept my fate.
But usually I chase them down like I chase down the screams of children.
I only camp in the corner when the shark is a hammer head so it will be like impossible to get me
You can fly with the pirate ship
What you have to do is ram a island at full speed(not the border) and you will be airborne for a few seconds
surprisingly accurate summary of the game
gun damage if was realistic
rifle: probably two hits till shark die
harpoon: 9 til shark commit stop live
rocket launcher: 1 hits til shark explodes
shotgun: depends on how close you are.
if ur near the shark, it will kill him in 4 hits
if your far away from the shark, it will take ages for the shark to fully die
ak47: one and a half clip(s)
gift launcher: a million shots and the shark will start to bleed
commando: probably the same as the ak47
squid sniper: youll have to fire more squids than days you’ve lived
ray gun: I don’t think a lazer will do much to a shark
mini gun: a third of a clip
Fpfpfpfpffppffpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfp
i don’t know how guns work ok
A lethal lazer would, in scifi logic, make a hole through the shark, so potentially one hit.
did you tested it all?
Bruh a Rocket Launcher would definitely one tap a shark unless you shoot it in the water, in which chase the rocket won’t even work.
"Finally, some good phaking food"
- The Sharks
GONNA GET A GOOD BITE OUTTA DAT A55
@@noobie9531 lol
1:20 NOTING