Australia: Oi, don't worry, that's just Bogart, one of our smallest bugs. We've been trying to find him for days now and have no idea how he got to Mexico
When i was a kid in hawaii in the 80s i played with those giant grass hoppers and giant catapillars, giant flying roaches lol even giant banana spiders every insect was big and i wasent scared of em but now that im 48 im terrified lol
i was in costa rica once and a grasshopper that size landed directly on my lap in the middle of dinner 😭 i immediately ran to my room and was crying out of fear the rest of the night
I drove through one in 2002 I think, lol I was all " whats that dark cloud up ahead?"... smoke in hand, window wide open...in three seconds I had bunch of grasshoppers in my car and no one to help me 🤣🤣🦗🦗🦗
I suppose that'd be me. It doesn't have a flexible neck so you're pretty much safe to grab it from anywhere on its body or towel it from the sides which also immobilises the legs.
@@MiguelCedenoLozano ok. I didn't know that. I thought that grasshoppers are typically herbivores. But still, I dont think a bite from either would do much to humans as our skin is elastic and we don't have an exoskeleton. The discomfort though is something to discuss for another day lol.
I can vouch for jimmy he took me to dinner last week and even drove my parents home from a bingo night. Bro even took the bill! U rock jimmy!!! @jimmygotgrass 😘
Im not surprised at the bugs size, im surprised its not Australian
Which means you’re surprised at the bugs size because it isn’t Australian lol.
As an Australian I can confirm that Mexico is actually part of Australia
Lier Australia is not real
He's from Australia taking a vacation in Mexico.
@@TheUniverseSingsToMe um, yeah it is
If that appeared in my house I would move to the moon.
I would move to a different galaxy if I saw that😂
I would burn the whole house 💀
@@UnistudiosgachaSame😂
@@isa_vj fee
I'd try to ride it
10 reasons to own a tank:
Imma firin mah lazer
That bug is all ten of the reasons
That bug 8s def more than *10* reasons
Bro took "build different" to a new level💀
*built different
IM BUILT DIFFERENT!!!
Nah, it doesn't just have a social security number, it has a whole area code 💀
That bug is pure protein mmmmmmmm
And a birth certificate 😂
@@YuMz69 wat da fuc
@@YuMz69 I fear you
@@YuMz69 no just no
"he has his own social security number" 😂😂😂
Bruhh 😂😂😂
And I don't even have one 💀
@@dr.markus-level3researcher?💀💀💀💀💀
@@dr.markus-level3researchersame
On bro I'm movin out
“But it CLEARLY kicked the door in!”
THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
Australia: Are you challenging me?
As an Australian, we don’t even have grasshoppers/locusts that size!
They are bigger even at birth? 😮
Ikr
But you do have spiders😢
as an aussie i can confirm we really do not have locusts this small here
Ah who needs locusts when we got huntsmans.
You know it's bad when even the Australians are running away.
Mate im gone
Nah we have bigger bugs
@@wisty0819 as an Aussie I can confirm we have ants the size of a dog
Jesus I’m Australians and that thing is bloody gigantic
I’m an Australian and I’ve seen one in my backyard once
101 reasons to own a nuclear weapon
Bro is clearly not paying rent💀
I'd respectfully ask it to turn off the lights when it goes to bed and remind it rent is due on the first cuz it obviously live there now.
hell, the house is its now. ill be ASKING when rent is due-- when I NEED TO PAY IT rent.
Yup and I am clearly intruding and it’s not my house no more 🥲🥲🥲
He can have the house I out 😂😂😂
How do you respectfully do anything like bro you can’t do anything respectfully one literally it makes you feel like you live in Australia
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Australia: Oi, don't worry, that's just Bogart, one of our smallest bugs. We've been trying to find him for days now and have no idea how he got to Mexico
Bogart crazy dawg 💀
bogart wilding 💀💀💀
Bogart goes hard💀💀💀💀💀
Bogart probably hitched a ride on a Seagull, or a bin chicken. Either way, he shall be punished by drop bear
Bogart should chill 💀
"Honey, get my glock 19"
I'm getting a tiger II tank 🇩🇪with this one 🔥🔥🗣️
💀
As a Mexican I can confirm that they are our pets
Mex gang
Yea
@@jorgesamperio2768 Mexigang*
We always name em firulais
Somos el groupo mexicano
Yeah. That's the bug's house now. Just hand him the keys.
Fr
"Get the flamethrower. We got some work to do"
@@alosreal yessir
And the car keys.
They eat them in Mexico, called chapulines. So that's just fresh for breakfast lol
a real life fallout radroach is crazy
New Skill Unlocked: Grenade
"What would you do?"
Flamethrower
Fr 💀💀💀
You want that thing to get out? Nuke it, the whole earth itself
Fr
Fr 💀💀💀
Flamethrower isn't enough nood a Nuke ☢️☢️
Everybody gangsta until it starts hoppin' around.
Just wait until they start flying around.
Did you see those spikes on it's legs? 😂
I'd have a cardiac arrest if this were to happen!
😆🏆🥇
Fr 😭💀
@@Dhariuz_T OH HELL NAH
Me : 💫runs faster than sonic* 💫☄️☄️⚡⚡🗿💀
mf pays mortgage
Australia is now jealous of Mexico Edit : did not expect likes thx for them likes 👍
Yes definitely
I'm pretty sure that's a giant weta, which is from New Zealand, not Mexico, so the video is inaccurate.
I searched up giant grasshoppers,well apparently they actualy live in asutralia
If spiders were that big crawling around in my house i would be moving entire planets
Fr
This is not a bug, this is an Australian electrician.
YOU BETTER RESPECTFUL AUSTRALIAN
IM AUSSIE AND THIS IS INCREDIBLE 😊
Australiaian Climber 😂😂
sure it's not Ohio ?
@VGODP I mean it could be an Australian electrician in Ohio.
But clearly he kicked the door in
Bro upgraded to max level 💀
As a Mexican, I confirm that this is what happens every day
cap💀💀
I’m Mexican too and this is cap
@@Tsar201 en la zona sur si pasa bastante
No wonder you guys are crossing the border.
@@shibinmi oof lol
As a Mexican, I'm so thankful my grandmother decided to move to America
Sees this grasshopper at night-
Why do I hear boss music?
They lived in the dangerous parts of Mexico City
You ain’t mexican, you weren’t born, raised and you didn’t live how we lived and where we lived, you are just some American descendant of immigrants.
Guessing you're like 1/4 Mexican
@@RDRevolver8282y u being a weirdo enjoy life brudda
When i was a kid in hawaii in the 80s i played with those giant grass hoppers and giant catapillars, giant flying roaches lol even giant banana spiders every insect was big and i wasent scared of em but now that im 48 im terrified lol
I'm 55 and terrified also...lol
top ten reasons why to own an intergalactic laser beam launcher
homies be living in skull island 💀
Fr
@@land_shark_maw1048fr
@@land_shark_maw1048fr
@@land_shark_maw1048fr
Nah them hmies be livin in Australia:wildhell (australia 2.0)
“I just wanna talk to him”
with a shotgun
With Some dragons breath rounds
family guy reference ☠️☠️☠️☠️🗣️
@@broadcast116
If its dangerous bug , try find get out ,if not carefull put outside ,I'm goig to put in higth area.
@@everyonetime9593 English please
@@everyonetime9593 that’s a grass hopper but big
"so thats how my house was burned down"
Bro came from chernobyl 💀
hand the man the deed to the entire country, it’s his.
im sorry I did not quite catch that. The weather seems quite lovely today
Honestly might do a better job running the country.
That bug obviously owns the house and pays rent.
So does he pay rent or, do I pay him rent?
You do
If you own the house, you don't pay rent. That makes zero sense!
100 likes cool
Nah man he’s the landlord
i was in costa rica once and a grasshopper that size landed directly on my lap in the middle of dinner 😭 i immediately ran to my room and was crying out of fear the rest of the night
Yeah we MAY need an ARMY of birds to take THAT thing down
thats not a bug, thats the new frickin landlord😭
If I see it, I would pull out my gun and shoot it down.
Tenant
@@jason_kenner 🤓
@@jason_kennernah he owns the entire complex now😭
There's only one thing to do...get a sparkly pink harness and name him Jerry.
💀
💀naw
bro recreating tom&Jerry💀💀💀💀💀
I feel like Cartman would say that lol
Imagine that insect flying 💀
If i saw that, I'm moving to Japan.
nah im moving to new zealand
If I saw that , I’d keep it as a pet
@@Nic_thehauntedhaunter27 and plus why would you keep it as a pet
Japan has giant hornets.
lmao I have a reason to go to Japan when I grow up and my dream is to be a drifter, u girls go to Japan for what? No Offense but I wanted to know.
Camera man deserves an Oscar.
Camera man never dies, you know that..
No he doesn’t
Tf he need an oscar for?
@@WagoogusJr exactly bro
@@Mr.MossyMari SHUT UP
That's not a bug, that's the new owner 😭
Exactly he can have the house
@@michaelmoreno1683and then you burn it
@@Ariotalco LOL FR
@@Ariotalcopyromaniac move
Me: sees that bug
Also me: WHERE'S MY FLAMETHROWER!?
I would be scared if it was tiny
A giant grasshopper. It is completely harmless, but it will most likely give you a serious jumpscare.
A dragon fly that size could probably remove your fingers.
Fnaf bug edition
random but i once got jumpscared by a flying cockroach
That thing probably could clear someones whole lawn.
Is it real?
As a Mexican, I would get my slipper and get ready for war.
The bug is gonna win bro 💀
dude r u crazy
that bug gonna take your house 💀
La chancla wey
If you even Bring the whole family tree,u aint gonna win the war.
He’s the Health Inspector lol.
"Honey, grab the gun, there's a bug on the wall."
the .300 blk or the 12 gauge one? cause i dont think 9mm gonna do jacshit
..how am i reading this in a deep southern accent💀🥀
@@triparadox.c12 gauge ofc, put a hole in that wall😂
You don't need a gun you need a flamethrower
Bruhh😂😂
That bug is the landlord,he’s doubling the rent-
😊
Cause he was insulted
Take my whole check, si...ss..si..sir.
Just dont eat me, please.
Its called giant grasshoppers 😌
Sounded like someone yelled "call the police"😂
This is the most normal Australian household
@@osheridanhey that was our idea first
@@osheridan Lmao 🤣 😂 😆
Haha yes Australia bad because America is scared of foreigners who actually have freedom.
Nah, that’s below average
No offense but I am NEVER going to Australia! That place is my definition of hell!
Exit in a calm and orderly manner leaving everything behind.
Edit: that's it's house now.
He pays the bills
HAHA GET STICKBUGGED🤣
I would honestly try to freehand it.
That's not an enemy, that's a friend ❤
If your wondering what it’s called, it’s the western horse lubber grasshopper, Taeniopoda eques
thank you
Thanks, I hoped I'd find someone who knows what it's called!
Aka the big 'Nope'...
No it’s not…it’s waaaay too big to be one and also it looks nothing like one
Thank you, dear hero.
The smallest bug in Australia
Nah bro speaking fax
México
It's a dwarf
That's in Mexico
If they can fly u will be finding me on pluto
It looks like a giga-grasshopper
“What would you do?”
Scream, dash, and go to the nearest therapist.
Lmaoo
I would just yell at it for trespassing
Burn my house down and move out of the country.
Go to a nearest texan shop and buy a flamethrower
PET AND PAT THE BUG
As an Australian I can confirm that that is indeed my buddy larry
larry is a mexican
larry is an indian
@@HulgulChulchul-sy7ob if Larry were an Indian he would've been known as lauda
Is Larry a giant grasshopper
@@HulgulChulchul-sy7ob larry would be smoll in india
Radroaches irl 💀
"does anyone has a flamethrower"☠️
As a man who gets occasionally hit in the head by random grasshopppers while I jog, this Scares me.
Imagine this one just smacking you in the gut
😆🤣🤣🤣
If this one hits you it's over man, it's gonna take an entire eyeball out.
That one will mug you and take your walet😂😂😂😂😂
Gotta grab the Pokédex real quick…
😂😂😂😂😂😊
@@crome212 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
LMAO THE POKÉMON REFERENCE-
The response is "FIRE"
Nah im breakin out the shotgun
“Hey honey, should I get bug spray or a broom?”
“Get the hunting rifle”
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂
NAH
*GET THE F___ING AK74M*
genuinely
**GET THE F***KING NUKE**
Australian spiders has found it’s rival
No that's an Australian spiders henchman
just hearing that spiders even half that size exist in australia is enough for me to never go there. ever.
Toadzilla go brrr
"What are you doing if you se-- " I'm leaving the country
Living rent free? Not in my apartment! (Grabs the vacuum and vacuums the bug out)
If you're wondering what it's called, it's the Giant Red-Winged Grasshopper, Tropidacris Cristata.
dog what? that "bug" is legit 3x bigger than the one u named. im 99% that isnt a real grasshopper or insect in general
@@powerscaleroffiction959ook it up then, i did. Came up with what he said, Tropidacris Cristata
No, that’s the locust from Jurassic World Dominion
@@osmiltonneto1162💀
@@DioStandsStill literally is though
He walked 8922 miles just to be in Mexico in to someone’s house
Nah hell nah, I'm aware of going to Mexico. 💀😭🗿
Yooo thank u for the 200 likes
That's the distance between Australia and
Mexico if anyone was wondering :)
Average Australian bug
”son can you give me an flame flower”
What in the Jurassic world is that got me dying 😂😂😂😂
That bug has it's own job
Probably paying the bills there.
Came to see those who been mooching of his kindness.
@@Kelflemmingo I wouldn't doubt it 😂
As someone who’s just witnessed a locust swarm in Nevada yesterday, that is hands down the biggest Locust I’ve ever seen!!
Thats straight out of juraseic world.
Those were Mormon Crickets, they pass through every year.
@@kalzindor803 *jurassic
I drove through one in 2002 I think, lol I was all " whats that dark cloud up ahead?"... smoke in hand, window wide open...in three seconds I had bunch of grasshoppers in my car and no one to help me 🤣🤣🦗🦗🦗
Which part of Nevada?
Others: Bug Spray
USA🇺🇲: GUNS 💥🔫
It is a grasshopper but bro is just hungry
Y'all know when grasshoppers or locusts hit you when flying, and It hits pretty hard. Imagine this bumping into you,it's gota knock somebody out😂
nah its gonna knock you out of the window
That gonna hit you like a Haymaker from prime Mike tyson
Imagine being on a bike, flyin down the highway at 60mph and one jumps out in front of you
As a giant grasshopper, I can confirm that i have my own social security number.
What is it
A locust bro...A FXKING LOCUST !
@@JeremiahRoss-lq2ollocusts are grasshoppers
@@oneoftwohalves?
@@oneoftwohalves no there not they are naturally quite larger and are i believe omnivorous
Pokemon is starting to get real
It’s dad was Australian for sure 💀
That ain’t a grasshopper, that’s a planet hopper
treehopper
thats a monkey@@ThatHolyGamer
as a mexican, i have never seen a grasshopper that size
I never knew that a grasshopper this size existed either
@@Portillo08I doubt this is real
@@NoGood999 It is a real grasshopper, but this is just an optical illusion/camera trick. Like a forced perspective type of deal.
@@NoGood999it is infact real, it’s called the giant weta. But as stated above there probably is some sort of optical illusion at play here too
@@samb2334nah, giant weta are built more like crickets. This thing has wings.
That's a grasshopper 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 That looks like if a cockroach was evil Andrew the giant
Get the person who is not intimidated by bugs, to take care of it.
I suppose that'd be me. It doesn't have a flexible neck so you're pretty much safe to grab it from anywhere on its body or towel it from the sides which also immobilises the legs.
imma need an axe
@@mathieumansire372 💀💀💀
Thats usually me but even i wouldnt dare take on an insect that size. I would probably be the 1st one to bolt out of there for my own sake.
I would but he went to get cigarettes and milk
Keep in mind that they have extremely powerful jaws.
It's a giant grasshopper. Not a preying mantis.
@@AXCBER yes, grasshoppers can eat praying mantises. Their mandibles are even stronger.
Bro imma just grab a flamethrower
@@MiguelCedenoLozano ok. I didn't know that. I thought that grasshoppers are typically herbivores. But still, I dont think a bite from either would do much to humans as our skin is elastic and we don't have an exoskeleton. The discomfort though is something to discuss for another day lol.
@@AXCBER they can damage it and some who are predatory can cut it
That’s his house now, ion want the house nomo frfr 💀
Kindly ask him to pay rent.
If he refuses, that's cool honestly
That’s Jimmy, he’s pretty polite.
oh wow how long have you guys been roommates?
Is Jimmy out of fallout?
I can vouch for jimmy he took me to dinner last week and even drove my parents home from a bingo night. Bro even took the bill! U rock jimmy!!! @jimmygotgrass 😘
"BILLY GO GET ME THAT SHOTGUN" 💀
“You got your sister don’t ya”
@@troppicalbubbles9772😂😂😂😂😂😂
12 shells in that thing and it’ll barely have a scratch
💀
*sprays all over you*
I’ve seen some as big as your hand, but didn’t know they could get this big. Amazing
Me:packing up my stuff
"What in the Jurassic world is that?"😂😂😂
A
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Why we saying the vowels bro
Sometimes Y
E