Technoblade and Dream being Funny for 8 minutes straight... (Dream SMP)

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  • @NightmareProductions
    @NightmareProductions  Рік тому +43

    Support Technos Last Wish!
    Donate at: www.curesarcoma.org/technoblade-tribute/
    Buy Merch: www.technoblade.com/
    May he rest easy! RIP Alex!
    #CharityForTechno

  • @ibz2704
    @ibz2704 3 роки тому +1313

    "YOU WOULDN'T KNOW MY HOUSE IT GOES TO ANOTHER SCHOOL"
    "i HAVE a HOUSE WHAT IS WROBG WITH YOU"

  • @mauricesteel4995
    @mauricesteel4995 2 роки тому +404

    Techno taunting DreamXD has the same energy of "STRIKE ME DOWN ZEUS"

    • @purpderp
      @purpderp 2 роки тому +19

      It also has the same energy as
      "If I'm evil as you say let God strike me were I stand"
      *lighting zaps them*
      "HA next time give it your A game jack***"

  • @Sniff86245
    @Sniff86245 3 роки тому +1301

    I love how dreamxd confirmed dream is a homeless teletubby

    • @dn4zgamingedit299
      @dn4zgamingedit299 2 роки тому +12

      Lol

    • @shadow.4244
      @shadow.4244 2 роки тому +9

      Even tho DreamXD is dream (i think)

    • @ertioxi2857
      @ertioxi2857 2 роки тому +5

      @@shadow.4244 he is

    • @SimplyLotus2319
      @SimplyLotus2319 2 роки тому +19

      @@shadow.4244 yeah, they’re both controlled by dream/clay but canonically they have no connection whatsoever

    • @cancerouskid2518
      @cancerouskid2518 2 роки тому +1

      @@SimplyLotus2319 Wasn’t DreamXD basically born from the Dreamon in Dream? Didn’t watch back then but looked at the wiki a bit and found that

  • @jeckjeck3119
    @jeckjeck3119 3 роки тому +692

    ''I am not homeless!!!!'' - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

  • @Silicity
    @Silicity 3 роки тому +998

    “Don’t be a boomer”
    -Technoblade 2020

  • @markozerdin9784
    @markozerdin9784 2 роки тому +250

    My favorite quotes from him:
    You wouldn't know my house, it goes to another school
    THAT WAS NATRUALY GENERATED

  • @lukaza1261
    @lukaza1261 3 роки тому +286

    "you are wasting my time techno"
    "actually, i am live right now, so i am wasting a wast amount of peoples time"

  • @thuonghuynhngochoai4734
    @thuonghuynhngochoai4734 2 роки тому +45

    imagine being a fanboy for Techno to being called a homeless teletubby by him

  • @primis2329
    @primis2329 3 роки тому +286

    My favorite moments are Techno protecting Tommy and Techno making fun of Dream when he's building a house

  • @adams_chong9450
    @adams_chong9450 3 роки тому +115

    Dream:- I'm your biggest fans
    Techno:- HOMELESS

  • @no-gv3ps
    @no-gv3ps Рік тому +42

    The fact he is gone makes this so hard to not cry

  • @justinstuder1649
    @justinstuder1649 2 роки тому +46

    I just remembered how funny it was every time he interrupted dream with perfect timing🤣

  • @thelifeofnaeemandthepianom7185
    @thelifeofnaeemandthepianom7185 2 роки тому +153

    Fun fact : dream placed the table wrong. So, even if they try to go to the end they wont be able to.

    • @TrollorRuby
      @TrollorRuby 2 роки тому +20

      Yep, philza said he could place it incorrectly so they wouldnt be able to break the rule of entering the end.

    • @tokitounderscore
      @tokitounderscore Рік тому +2

      I actually did notice this and it never ceases to annoy the hell out of me 🤣🤣

    • @NebulousVendragon
      @NebulousVendragon Рік тому +3

      It's funny because he had to fix it later so the end of Phil's lore would actually work without them having to awkwardly wait till Dream fixes the portal midstream lmao

  • @veerrathore2686
    @veerrathore2686 3 роки тому +219

    " The Night is Darkest Just Before The Dawn "
    -Sun Tzu, The Art oF War

    • @supercharged5-39
      @supercharged5-39 2 роки тому

      Which actually isnt true

    • @supercharged5-39
      @supercharged5-39 2 роки тому

      It’s like saying the room is darkest before you flick the light switch on

    • @idoodooo3988
      @idoodooo3988 2 роки тому

      @@supercharged5-39 i mean who turns on the lights when the room is already bright

  • @TheLetterA.
    @TheLetterA. 2 роки тому +36

    "Dakotaco" has got the best shout out he could ever had

  • @nichaphasajjapong7611
    @nichaphasajjapong7611 2 роки тому +25

    The word that will help you get out of any trouble
    “haha jk”-technoblade

  • @pineapplepizza1490
    @pineapplepizza1490 3 роки тому +235

    Intro is like "💕T E C H O B L A D E💕💕💕💕 and drem"
    Not complaining /j

  • @dylanoh6350
    @dylanoh6350 Рік тому +14

    This hits different now that he is gone

  • @pjvla03
    @pjvla03 2 роки тому +55

    Techno being "nervous" around DreamXD is the same as Tommy whenever he gets "nervous" (idk the right word but I hope y'all get me)

  • @jenniferrawls3575
    @jenniferrawls3575 3 роки тому +128

    Theory: dream has a brother and his name is nightmare

    • @ibby7194
      @ibby7194 2 роки тому +3

      Definitely a secret twin

  • @ofirohayon217
    @ofirohayon217 Рік тому +15

    He will always make me laugh

  • @therainbowdoggo1553
    @therainbowdoggo1553 3 роки тому +144

    pog, intro still fire

  • @Pexz11
    @Pexz11 Рік тому +5

    Rip man :(

  • @utkuayla9169
    @utkuayla9169 3 роки тому +34

    YOU WOULDNT KNOW MY HOUSE IT GOES TO ANITHER SCHOOL
    cracks me up everytime

  • @serenesadiealt8161
    @serenesadiealt8161 Рік тому +8

    5:48 Techno you didn't get to see it, but you got 14 million subs

  • @shadowstorm_2496
    @shadowstorm_2496 2 роки тому +17

    I like how they made fun of dream stans at one point and was like “imagine naming yourself after dream and the UA-cam who put all these clips together and uploaded it is named “nightmare” lmbo. Made it all the funnier.

    • @NightmareProductions
      @NightmareProductions  Рік тому +1

      Actually the reason is this was supposed to be a dream based channel but Technoblade was just way more interesting to me :D

  • @Potato_Master1
    @Potato_Master1 3 роки тому +59

    1:25 Normal people: DreamXD ->XD funny face
    Cultured people- DreamXD -> DXD

  • @SeaFireK
    @SeaFireK Рік тому +4

    This hits different now. Glad it exists and showed back up on my feed. Bittersweet.

  • @cheesegaming3126
    @cheesegaming3126 2 роки тому +7

    The tone he says "haha jk" is hilarious

  • @unknownincognito2425
    @unknownincognito2425 2 роки тому +14

    2:43 that was a perfect impression of tommy

  • @nightmaresans9161
    @nightmaresans9161 3 роки тому +52

    At last two nightmares meet.

  • @martindubovsky7868
    @martindubovsky7868 Рік тому +3

    the sell foot, its a skyblock reference to pig foot, it gives +1 foot. That got me :DD

  • @vanillarosekitchen
    @vanillarosekitchen 3 роки тому +28

    Home not found!!😂😂😂

  • @rubylucylefty
    @rubylucylefty 2 роки тому +8

    In the DreamXD clips, Phil is just dying in the corner, that is almost all the entertainment I need

  • @mistoic
    @mistoic Рік тому +5

    May your soul rest in peace Techno

  • @twiseries9505
    @twiseries9505 3 роки тому +26

    6:54
    Well techno is not wrong

    • @mchouseboat3405
      @mchouseboat3405 3 роки тому +1

      The talisman is literally added for him as well lmao

  • @omegaheartless
    @omegaheartless 2 роки тому +4

    I love the slip up of "It gives +1 foot" on that Sell Foot bit

  • @HiPopcarn
    @HiPopcarn 3 роки тому +32

    As techno would say... b r u h

  • @idiomasentusiasticos7954
    @idiomasentusiasticos7954 3 роки тому +14

    “Not all of us can be chads”
    5:45

  • @astarblockn7744
    @astarblockn7744 2 роки тому +41

    Dream: he's too powerfull, i can't defeat him
    Techno: yeah indeed
    Dream: . . . Did you need clout?
    Techno: YES PLEASE! I CAN BE YOUR DOG FOR A YEAR IF YOU WANT

  • @erazeop2854
    @erazeop2854 3 роки тому +18

    Techno and I both like to speak of ourselves in the third person wow 🤩

  • @namansharma332
    @namansharma332 3 роки тому +18

    Notice how every vid of this type is 'for 8 mins straight' or longer just so they can monetise it.

  • @tropicalkhan3955
    @tropicalkhan3955 2 роки тому +4

    "HomeNotFound" lmao

  • @vietsubshows6708
    @vietsubshows6708 2 роки тому +3

    “hEh?”
    -Technoblade

  • @thespartan2288
    @thespartan2288 3 роки тому +7

    6:18 that log to the left looks huge

    • @zephyr1331
      @zephyr1331 2 роки тому

      I think it’s two logs

  • @laurenzgaming869
    @laurenzgaming869 3 роки тому +6

    The intro is *POG* and *STILL FIRE*
    THIS GUY DESERVES A 1 MILLION SUBS

  • @quackitysimp5863
    @quackitysimp5863 2 роки тому +6

    Ever since i started watching quackity my sense of humor has changed so much.

  • @corean0o695
    @corean0o695 2 роки тому +21

    The dream smp creators referring to there characters using they/them gives me happy chemical

  • @rainitaouwu
    @rainitaouwu 3 роки тому +7

    Their friendship so underrated

  • @poof3642
    @poof3642 Рік тому +1

    5:41 Now techno is a chad with 14mil subs

  • @danicaeuniceramilo8896
    @danicaeuniceramilo8896 10 місяців тому

    Techno calling dream "homeless Teletubby" broke me

  • @itsmelia8687
    @itsmelia8687 2 роки тому +1

    1:01 did anyone else notice that the pickaxe is called "Toothpick"

  • @NightmareProductions
    @NightmareProductions  2 роки тому +36

    SUB TO TECHNOBLADE -> --ua-cam.com/users/Technoblade-- --ua-cam.com/channels/VafqTFM3PMM99v-gTKkaHg--.html

  • @alien9663
    @alien9663 Рік тому

    “More like home not found” I love that quote

  • @emperorehryn2370
    @emperorehryn2370 2 роки тому +1

    Technoblade is unironically hilarious

  • @possuminshirt
    @possuminshirt 3 роки тому +4

    Ranboo:dream i am going to do so much bad stuff please give me netherite and i wont do it (hope this works)
    bruh xd

  • @kazua.
    @kazua. Рік тому

    i love how this guy doesnt tell people to sub to himself but techno instead

  • @noobde2434
    @noobde2434 Рік тому +1

    RIP techno 💔

  • @tannerbruning868
    @tannerbruning868 2 роки тому +1

    To me this seems like technoblade being funny with dream near him

  • @nvgboiyes6386
    @nvgboiyes6386 Рік тому +1

    5:44 well that aged.

  • @sunlightdawn357
    @sunlightdawn357 Рік тому +1

    3:40 I mean your not wrong

  • @raethelostsoul
    @raethelostsoul 2 роки тому +1

    ranboo reading the thumbnail: ah yes hom-les teluh-tubeh

  • @markokostadinoski2845
    @markokostadinoski2845 2 роки тому +2

    i like how u promote Technoblade, u just earned a sub, my friend!

  • @arandompeeper8531
    @arandompeeper8531 3 роки тому +5

    dream is a homeless teletuby

  • @yogitaagarwal8483
    @yogitaagarwal8483 3 роки тому +7

    Nightmare do you live in the nether? :D

  • @spazztic6172
    @spazztic6172 2 роки тому +1

    Technoblade the master of bullying people of all ages

  • @bladedragoniod2917
    @bladedragoniod2917 2 роки тому +1

    Techno is the Rick of Minecraft

  • @pumpkins2796
    @pumpkins2796 2 роки тому

    This video is just Techno making fun of Dream.

  • @crazypigz
    @crazypigz 3 роки тому +5

    pog

  • @ashok2707
    @ashok2707 Рік тому +1

    Everybody is ignoring ranboo

  • @user93618
    @user93618 3 роки тому +1

    Yes

  • @ishvarmathusuthan401
    @ishvarmathusuthan401 2 роки тому +1

    my house goes to another school

  • @prokingyt5266
    @prokingyt5266 2 роки тому

    "DreamWasHomeless" Never Exis-

  • @xephyrusPIG
    @xephyrusPIG 2 роки тому

    when techno gets a whole thing and all dream gets is "+dream" laughed my ass off Idfk why, but I did

  • @fredpelletier9688
    @fredpelletier9688 Рік тому +2

    Are you dream's friend, nightmare?
    cause that would make sense since your channel is named the opposite of dream.

  • @MGCubing
    @MGCubing 3 роки тому +1

    ha gas mate

  • @Arcticstar0
    @Arcticstar0 2 роки тому

    Rivals duo content 👀

  • @marleymadison3332
    @marleymadison3332 2 роки тому

    HOMELESS TELETUBBY!!!

  • @zeddtv291
    @zeddtv291 3 роки тому +4

    im not technolate pog

  • @scarlettpayne8669
    @scarlettpayne8669 3 роки тому +5

    What video is this from? The one with the end portal

    • @wintershock
      @wintershock 3 роки тому +2

      You can find the stream in Ph1lzA’s twitch archive but for technos point of view it’s in his past livestream playlist and it’s title “the syndicate”.

  • @evieheldorfer2313
    @evieheldorfer2313 2 роки тому

    All the clips are just techno bullying dream lmao

  • @paperw8cards923
    @paperw8cards923 3 роки тому +1

    Poggg

  • @AL-zz2lf
    @AL-zz2lf 3 роки тому +2

    Lol

  • @yelsoh
    @yelsoh 2 роки тому

    Listen, Techno is literally so close to 10m subs GO SUB LET HIM HAVE BLOCK DREAMS!!!

  • @ItUni_Cat
    @ItUni_Cat 2 роки тому

    Teletubby

  • @Dimondpigshovle
    @Dimondpigshovle 4 місяці тому

    5:46 i agree with the raw pork, I feel like I don’t matter when matched with dream or jacknjellify.
    Edit: I’m going to get cancelled, do da do da!

  • @bikubiku3528
    @bikubiku3528 3 роки тому +1

    hi

  • @Verosika__Mayd4y
    @Verosika__Mayd4y 2 роки тому

    dream i am going to do so much bad stuff please give me netherite and i won't do it
    { l e t ' s h o p e t h i s w o r k s }

  • @nightexz69
    @nightexz69 3 роки тому +6

    ...

  • @cooljackster7390
    @cooljackster7390 2 роки тому

    6:13

  • @callumneville9970
    @callumneville9970 2 роки тому

    Technomoody

  • @donneldhipu8893
    @donneldhipu8893 3 роки тому +4

    jk haha

  • @GodzillaGaming14
    @GodzillaGaming14 2 роки тому +1

    1:21
    2:33

  • @RuCuberisthegoat
    @RuCuberisthegoat 3 роки тому +4

    this is not a joke I got TOMMY'S code to get too the dream smp!!!!

    • @womort1435
      @womort1435 3 роки тому +14

      Cool, we don't care and you'll more than probably get banned on the spot for entering the server without Dream's accord.

    • @elisedutcher4923
      @elisedutcher4923 3 роки тому +1

      @@womort1435 yeah

  • @backhdlp
    @backhdlp 2 роки тому

    Whats the music at the start?

  • @ryanwalter5824
    @ryanwalter5824 Рік тому +1

    Alternative title: two gods bickering but it's hilarious

  • @autumnleaf1179
    @autumnleaf1179 Рік тому +1

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @MercxBG
    @MercxBG 2 роки тому

    *homeless* *teletubby*

  • @merskaaaaaa
    @merskaaaaaa 3 роки тому +2

    haha jk