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  • @coolfreaks68
    @coolfreaks68 Рік тому +167333

    *The security guard feels safe when Putin is around him.*

  • @nikhiltoshniwal5703
    @nikhiltoshniwal5703 Рік тому +12123

    Bodyguard is looking more like Putin than Putin himself 😂😂

    • @Tredo4200
      @Tredo4200 Рік тому +75

      Ohhhhh shiiiiiiit! 🤣🤣 Yooo

    • @_cohen
      @_cohen Рік тому +67

      Yooo 😂 fr like that’s what Putin is supposed to look like

    • @damirs.8111
      @damirs.8111 Рік тому +11

      What? Уверен? В личку напиши им.

    • @abdullahhafeez6851
      @abdullahhafeez6851 Рік тому +27

      Just because of this comment Today is the day which is declared as comment day😅😊

    • @thomashernandez6536
      @thomashernandez6536 Рік тому +14

      that's the point.

  • @ADL1998-
    @ADL1998- 3 місяці тому +1057

    That’s actually way more intimidating than a secret service guy sunglasses

    • @ConsistentlyInconsistent21
      @ConsistentlyInconsistent21 2 місяці тому +12

      Our secret service members are way better

    • @POLARTTYRTM
      @POLARTTYRTM 2 місяці тому +25

      yes because you can see their eyes staring right into your soul

    • @fuckjewtube69
      @fuckjewtube69 2 місяці тому

      @@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 Tell that to JFK

    • @enixword2637
      @enixword2637 Місяць тому +17

      Secret Service hide under their dark glasses. They’re actually distracted and lust most of the time. But they glasses shield them 😂😂😂

    • @ASquareNarwal
      @ASquareNarwal Місяць тому

      ​@@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 they're not lol, Russians have far superior secret service. You know how badly the CIA is trying to kill this guy? Lmfao the Russians know any US president is just a talking head and there's not reason to assassinate him

  • @Shaky28
    @Shaky28 4 місяці тому +477

    The guard killed him thrice in his mind 😂😂😂

    • @Albert_Br
      @Albert_Br Місяць тому +1

      Mad Vlad is a Psychopath. He qatches a video of his own men being slaughtered and he would do his little shrug of the left shoulder. Nod his head to the right and smirk, and flick his eyes. His own people dyeing means nothing to him. That is the result of Putin working 25 years KGB. He has the blood on his hands of countless beatings, torture and murders. He doesn't care. He's an out and out Psychopath. Capable of appearing perfectly normal but within is a cold callous murderer.

    • @mattepstein1299
      @mattepstein1299 22 дні тому +3

      Nahh fr tho 😂

    • @Alientechrides
      @Alientechrides 12 днів тому

      😂😂

    • @fattony4957
      @fattony4957 8 днів тому

      Brilliant

    • @everettsimpson320
      @everettsimpson320 День тому

      LMMFAO

  • @protograde2723
    @protograde2723 Рік тому +30965

    Bro was running 1000+ algorithms to calculate the possibility of assassination.

  • @SkorpzOfficial
    @SkorpzOfficial 5 місяців тому +4376

    Notice how he occasionally glances at their eyes and face trying to work out the intent or facial expressions. This guy is a real bodyguard

    • @JH-bm1se
      @JH-bm1se 4 місяці тому +81

      Probably his kgb friend. Less chances of betrayal.

    • @ruslan3489
      @ruslan3489 4 місяці тому +50

      ​@@JH-bm1seall his kgb friends are old now.

    • @JH-bm1se
      @JH-bm1se 4 місяці тому +17

      @@ruslan3489 u are right. My bad, I forgot.

    • @Lucpol1986
      @Lucpol1986 4 місяці тому +3

      If it’s a pro, then they wouldn’t give anything away, so a waste of time. Simple 👍🏾

    • @eg6Mugen
      @eg6Mugen 3 місяці тому +15

      Because eye's speak first second before movement

  • @Linus1871
    @Linus1871 3 місяці тому +231

    His smirk at the end 💀

    • @honey25873
      @honey25873 Місяць тому +11

      I didn’t even notice that till I saw your comment! That smirk was scary af

  • @Mark-ug6fx
    @Mark-ug6fx Місяць тому +3

    Trust me there is a reason why he is well guarded,he is the most precious man,he will return the world to men and women and family and God,every day I thank God for the work this man does

  • @_ihsano_
    @_ihsano_ 7 місяців тому +3280

    Bodyguard really killed that guy in 100 different ways in his mind 💀

  • @OwuamalamEmmanuel
    @OwuamalamEmmanuel 11 місяців тому +5641

    Bodyguard repeatedly calculating how to kill on a single wrong move 💀

    • @prashantyadavable
      @prashantyadavable 10 місяців тому +83

      And his right hand is nowhere to be seen 😮

    • @user-mu2bj7cf8h
      @user-mu2bj7cf8h 10 місяців тому

      @Dont_click_this_profileeok I won’t.

    • @NoName_112.
      @NoName_112. 9 місяців тому

      @Dont_click_this_profileeok i wont

    • @Vladislav_Ch
      @Vladislav_Ch 9 місяців тому +19

      ​@@prashantyadavableправая рука держит ствол

    • @je7647
      @je7647 8 місяців тому +10

      Thats got to be hard doing that kind of work

  • @gokhundogactemur3062
    @gokhundogactemur3062 Місяць тому +62

    Look how he leans forward and prepares his stance and his back leg to jump in between or on the man if something starts happening. He also looks to the eyes of the man reading his intentions. Man thats just amazing.

  • @creecher8165
    @creecher8165 4 місяці тому +164

    People still forget Putin was a kgb he could do some major damage just with his hands

    • @themegaislandman
      @themegaislandman 3 місяці тому +29

      He's also a 10th Dan in Judo, and a 4th Dan in Russian martial art of Sambo.

    • @alyonyshka289
      @alyonyshka289 3 місяці тому +9

      ​@themegaislandman 🤘 настоящий мужчина

    • @joshsmith6955
      @joshsmith6955 Місяць тому

      No Putin was a message boy until a few chance things changed his life greatly. You want to know how many people in the KGB CIA and many other places have done nothing but paperwork.

    • @kaptannuh5578
      @kaptannuh5578 Місяць тому +6

      Even with 70.years he would kick azzes

    • @sqnhunter
      @sqnhunter 3 дні тому

      @@themegaislandman Did he ever get time to be president?? lol.

  • @andyzagray7962
    @andyzagray7962 7 місяців тому +7244

    People underestimate how mentally exhausting high security is

    • @I_like_aliens_from_mars
      @I_like_aliens_from_mars 7 місяців тому +172

      But they are trained to do so and no one is forcing them to be a AAA tier bodyguard

    • @andyzagray7962
      @andyzagray7962 6 місяців тому +125

      That's not the point I was talking about the wide eye scenario look at him you wouldn't understand

    • @valentinemichaelsmith8219
      @valentinemichaelsmith8219 6 місяців тому +10

      True

    • @CLCVP
      @CLCVP 6 місяців тому +117

      @@andyzagray7962yeah crazy head on a swivel constantly looking for threats, can’t have a bad day in that line of work

    • @librajustice
      @librajustice 6 місяців тому +31

      A bad day can be fatal!!

  • @tejshah4080
    @tejshah4080 Рік тому +8942

    Bro checked his whole ancestral background in one look

  • @jerryburns22
    @jerryburns22 3 місяці тому +77

    The guy trying to stick the pin on so freaking nervous he put it on the lapel backwards where you can't see it!!😅

  • @TopDoggg
    @TopDoggg 4 місяці тому +10

    He's just looking to kill someone lol he smirked like "this mf lucky"

  • @gamingwithar9679
    @gamingwithar9679 11 місяців тому +3620

    When u hire a retired assassin to watch out for assassins:

    • @cartiermartinez
      @cartiermartinez 10 місяців тому +37

      Exactly

    • @enkithemaster4292
      @enkithemaster4292 10 місяців тому

      Don't disrespect your daddy. He's just the reason why we still not in the NWO. Hail president Trump and Mr Putin

    • @snachmyweave4806
      @snachmyweave4806 10 місяців тому +12

      I love this 😂❤

    • @aztekempire
      @aztekempire 10 місяців тому +7

      srent mercenaries private paid military forces?

    • @Anfonya
      @Anfonya 10 місяців тому +7

      No if that were true his eyes would be looking for the real threat

  • @rahulgandhi3358
    @rahulgandhi3358 Рік тому +13391

    He almost killed him with his thoughts

    • @ShortsVideoEarth
      @ShortsVideoEarth Рік тому +193

      Мне кажется он в голове уже продумал тысячи сценариев. Придумал, как с ним расправиться, и где спрячет труп.

    • @daviddavid-rq9db
      @daviddavid-rq9db Рік тому +32

      😂😂

    • @SHIVAJIYEAGER
      @SHIVAJIYEAGER Рік тому +23

      ​@@ShortsVideoEarth 🤣🤣😁

    • @yashovardhansingh5824
      @yashovardhansingh5824 Рік тому

      ​@@ShortsVideoEarth did you said laash Ko kaha chupayega 😂😂

    • @rajibmondal4698
      @rajibmondal4698 Рік тому +41

      Arye Pappu 😂😂

  • @krishnaprasadb7428
    @krishnaprasadb7428 21 день тому +3

    The way Putin kept the pin away from the body by flipping the collar immediately after it was pinned

  • @longshanks90
    @longshanks90 17 днів тому +1

    To be fair putins probably the hardest one there 😂

  • @JustAnotherHipHopHead
    @JustAnotherHipHopHead Рік тому +13619

    That bodyguard is no joke. You can sense the killer vibes

    • @ifeanyimelvis4325
      @ifeanyimelvis4325 Рік тому +256

      Bro I swear😂

    • @igor_mma
      @igor_mma Рік тому +96

      No I can't! I only see how he stares at that guy very intently! I can do it to😅
      Edit:
      (Whoa you people are so interesting 😂 By saying I can do it too I didn't meant that I can make a scary look! I meant that I can look at someone very intently and that definitely wouldn't be scary for anyone until they would know that I have a gun! So stop taking my words as I would claim that I have a scary look cus I know I don't and never said I have one! Peace ✌️)

    • @kareemalmond
      @kareemalmond Рік тому +120

      the weird part is putin fs is responsible for tens of thousands of times more kills than that dude and he just looked like a confused and happy business man

    • @rkproduction2554
      @rkproduction2554 Рік тому +191

      @@kareemalmond here we go again we’re talking ab the bodyguard duh 🙄

    • @rolandseiduks9928
      @rolandseiduks9928 Рік тому +50

      ​@@igor_mma you can only scare your little brother if you have one

  • @prateekraj710
    @prateekraj710 Рік тому +30189

    Bodyguard killed the man 17 times in 17 different ways in his mind

  • @user-nm5xm2xv3k
    @user-nm5xm2xv3k 3 місяці тому +106

    До чего же НАШ ПУТИН ХОРОШ !!! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺💖💖💖

    • @ark-mark1
      @ark-mark1 3 місяці тому +3

      😍

    • @jolantaszymanska7935
      @jolantaszymanska7935 2 місяці тому +4

      Mój, też ulubiony, wyjątkowy Pan Putin. Wspaniały Polityk. ❤

    • @Snakmun
      @Snakmun 2 місяці тому

      Yeah. We got stuck with Biden 💩. Some Americans like me and others love Russia. Sorry our government is so evil.

    • @IsaacNieto-qr6hz
      @IsaacNieto-qr6hz 2 місяці тому

      We love Putin here in United States too he's like trump n biden put together but actually has the skills to lead a country and puts his country first not his political party

    • @laurietravels1188
      @laurietravels1188 Місяць тому

      @@IsaacNieto-qr6hz
      You’re a fool!!
      You don’t speak for Americans!!
      You’re not using all four pistons are ya..??

  • @hmanshbuntolia3129
    @hmanshbuntolia3129 29 днів тому +3

    That smirk at last.was the most russian thing you'll see🗿💀

  • @iankenny79
    @iankenny79 Рік тому +3623

    Security was low-key ready to go full on Jason Bourne!

    • @fredrickconley5933
      @fredrickconley5933 Рік тому +5

      Ahahah seriously

    • @totower9597
      @totower9597 Рік тому +13

      Nah he was just making he sees everything that happens after all he's gotta report to the CIA after.

    • @dantedlane2
      @dantedlane2 Рік тому +7

      KGB don’t play by American rules

    • @dantedlane2
      @dantedlane2 Рік тому +7

      @@totower9597Russia too big to be owned by america ,they on their own or with china

    • @jeancarlo2951
      @jeancarlo2951 Рік тому

      ​@@totower9597 that honestly made me laugh. Thank you

  • @Kuanch
    @Kuanch 4 місяці тому +2425

    As Putin once said:
    - I’m doing my job.
    - they’re doing their job.

    • @Genz-hy8kk
      @Genz-hy8kk 3 місяці тому +11

      The way he is positioned seems that putin is his body guard.

    • @virgule5208
      @virgule5208 3 місяці тому +4

      ❤❤

    • @chrisb5278
      @chrisb5278 2 місяці тому +3

      A job is a job 🤷‍♂️😂👍

    • @KoltonJBacon
      @KoltonJBacon 2 місяці тому +1

      💪🙏

    • @Gdb987
      @Gdb987 Місяць тому

      Putin is their body guard too

  • @codyscott483
    @codyscott483 Місяць тому +2

    Just feel like one wrong move and putin is like " off with his head!"

  • @user-xs9vl7fl1v
    @user-xs9vl7fl1v 3 місяці тому +35

    Храни Бог нашего президента и нашу Россию 🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @ZDY66666
      @ZDY66666 2 місяці тому

      Let's go! Love from USA your motherland comrade ❤
      The red fear is in the past

  • @SainteDEfelix
    @SainteDEfelix 9 місяців тому +2128

    Bro has become the shadow of Putin up to the fact that he now looks like Putin.

    • @Cocouwuw
      @Cocouwuw 7 місяців тому +14

      Lmaooooo

    • @soniashri6169
      @soniashri6169 7 місяців тому +21

      I thought, I was the only one to notice that 😂😂

    • @rishankgupta1507
      @rishankgupta1507 7 місяців тому +4

      I too about to say and noticed

    • @parassaini567
      @parassaini567 7 місяців тому +9

      Fun fact: He's the actual President of Russia

    • @boundariessetinstone5893
      @boundariessetinstone5893 7 місяців тому +5

      He’s Putins alter big ego in physical form Lol

  • @ThaHulkster
    @ThaHulkster Рік тому +3147

    They got rid of that pin asap lol

    • @tylersommer8086
      @tylersommer8086 Рік тому +127

      You know they ripped it open and searched it for bugs too

    • @sincerelyspazz
      @sincerelyspazz Рік тому +94

      Probably traced the manufacturer too just incase

    • @jagrayso
      @jagrayso Рік тому +9

      Big facts

    • @zorilaz
      @zorilaz Рік тому +35

      ​@@sincerelyspazzthey found out it was made in Ukraine

    • @Amedcalisanjose
      @Amedcalisanjose Рік тому +1

      😂

  • @jadehare
    @jadehare 4 місяці тому +7

    I noticed this recently too. Russian bodyguards are super impressive. Like the old days. Just watch the russian bodyguards; they are super tough

  • @MiMobile-dn7te
    @MiMobile-dn7te 2 місяці тому +2

    That smirk 😂 show how many ways that he killed him already in his mind😂

  • @deancrisp3596
    @deancrisp3596 5 місяців тому +1684

    Even his smirk at the end was fucking terrifying

    • @Wyklepheph
      @Wyklepheph 4 місяці тому +64

      He was like, “man was clearly sent as assassin but I’ve scared him with my awesome bodyguarding skills”

    • @buixrule
      @buixrule 4 місяці тому

      Because evil people are terrifying. Evil presents itself in different ways though. Putin is a devious sob and he doesn't care if you know it. Biden is also evil he is just an absolute fool. So Satan uses the intelligent and the fool to do his bidding.

    • @michaelstewart6983
      @michaelstewart6983 4 місяці тому +3

      😂totally I do private contracting
      ..... that's why people don't get it.

    • @ARDG89
      @ARDG89 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Wyklepheph😂😂😂😂

    • @2Maq
      @2Maq 4 місяці тому +1

      All men under God

  • @zaidmohamed4012
    @zaidmohamed4012 Рік тому +1967

    the guard:-one wrong move and you'll be in heaven😂

    • @rightwinger9011
      @rightwinger9011 11 місяців тому +35

      Are u sure he gonna go haven? 😂😂there is a hell also

    • @rerbitd7094
      @rerbitd7094 11 місяців тому +9

      According to Russian law , the president and other members of the government must obey the FSO ( Federal Security Service ) implicitly

    • @FavourOyewole-mu3lk
      @FavourOyewole-mu3lk 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@rightwinger9011😮😅

    • @Chython
      @Chython 11 місяців тому

      Hell*

    • @streetplaya23
      @streetplaya23 11 місяців тому

      its either that or one negligent moments and your assignment is dead.

  • @legendarypo183
    @legendarypo183 4 місяці тому +1

    that smirk at the end was “nahhh ua just a harmless man”😂😂

  • @Theremadsguy
    @Theremadsguy 4 місяці тому +4

    Bro is a real human scanner 🗿🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @RealVikas03
    @RealVikas03 10 місяців тому +4958

    When Putin was born, he slapped the doctor for not crying. 💀

    • @moiferuslolus2537
      @moiferuslolus2537 10 місяців тому

      when Putin was born,he attacked innocent ppl and called them nazis

    • @Rrohit_tombbat33
      @Rrohit_tombbat33 10 місяців тому +15

      😂

    • @fokuz2023
      @fokuz2023 10 місяців тому +14

      😂😂😂

    • @rin_er
      @rin_er 10 місяців тому +14

      На самом деле он бы так не сделал. Как мне кажется душой он ближе к простому народу.

    • @mac2853
      @mac2853 10 місяців тому +5

      🤣😂😅

  • @rajasimanta
    @rajasimanta Рік тому +908

    That’s one of the sharpest, pointiest stare I have even seen.

    • @Glock19gen5_
      @Glock19gen5_ Рік тому +8

      They're trained to read facial expressions and hand movements.

    • @DontLetTheOldManIn
      @DontLetTheOldManIn Рік тому +8

      Seems to me that one stark difference between the US and Russia is that the consequences for failing at a job like this are quite lethal. You simply disappear.

    • @DontLetTheOldManIn
      @DontLetTheOldManIn Рік тому +6

      This may be the guy Liam Neeson was playing in Taken…..

    • @po--ible3
      @po--ible3 Рік тому

      ​@@DontLetTheOldManInFacts!😊

    • @blakebrown8157
      @blakebrown8157 Рік тому +1

      He felt that shit to his soul.

  • @jovitjerry2309
    @jovitjerry2309 Місяць тому +18

    When Putin goes for a stroll, even the wind apologizes for not blowing in the direction he prefers

  • @DhananjaySingh-kp3jx
    @DhananjaySingh-kp3jx 4 місяці тому +2

    Bro is literally the strict maths teacher we had

  • @netnomad47
    @netnomad47 Рік тому +3487

    The Bodyguards graduated from John Wick University

    • @johmwick8574
      @johmwick8574 Рік тому +4

      Johm

    • @heh650
      @heh650 Рік тому

      He is only scared of Putin becuase he does not want to be dropped from a balcony.

    • @OPIUMSHIT
      @OPIUMSHIT Рік тому +7

      Probably he graduated KGB University

    • @lusey1445
      @lusey1445 Рік тому +3

      All of the above 😂

    • @freeman9953
      @freeman9953 Рік тому +1

      Однозначно!

  • @shotty2164
    @shotty2164 Рік тому +2079

    That’s a stone cold killer right there. The body guard too.

  • @SayanHaider-pm6md
    @SayanHaider-pm6md 2 місяці тому +3

    Putin Doesn't need bodyguards, bodyguards need Putin 😂❤

  • @Snakmun
    @Snakmun 2 місяці тому +3

    Putin is the man! Long live Russia!!

  • @perduedoo
    @perduedoo Рік тому +2348

    Doing exactly what he’s paid an equal wage for.

  • @stevellewellyn83
    @stevellewellyn83 Рік тому +1724

    bro looked through more possibilities than dr strange about what could happen

    • @BianicEpicVideos
      @BianicEpicVideos Рік тому +14

      Underrated comment

    • @LowkeyCoqui
      @LowkeyCoqui Рік тому +5

      😭😭

    • @Rogelio-uf4lz
      @Rogelio-uf4lz Рік тому +6

      Wow 🤣, super underrated that shit bkew my mind as much as I am laughing in different multiverses

    • @navigatorATV
      @navigatorATV Рік тому +1

      Why is this NOT the top comment!!😂😂

    • @John-Tony26
      @John-Tony26 11 місяців тому

      💀🤣🤣🤣 so true

  • @robertoacuna2930
    @robertoacuna2930 День тому

    He smirk at the end thinking “shit in getting paranoid lol “ 💀

  • @smufr9277
    @smufr9277 Місяць тому +1

    High level personnel security has to be one of the most tiring jobs out there.

  • @an-dagda6276
    @an-dagda6276 Рік тому +3589

    plot twist: *The security guard is actually watching Putin for everyone else's safety.*

    • @Umbradeus-Rex
      @Umbradeus-Rex Рік тому +18

      Ure funny😂 that old guy was an KGB officier but even kids from 20 years ago could knock em out nowadays

    • @aliax_ytb7911
      @aliax_ytb7911 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @macsmith2013
      @macsmith2013 Рік тому

      Well, he's doing a shit job then.

    • @krol43
      @krol43 Рік тому

      ​@@Umbradeus-Rexшавка американская или украинская???

    • @evanraynovic
      @evanraynovic Рік тому +31

      ​@xxmr.infinityxx1256 yeah the transgender officers in America are much tougher.

  • @JasonEbanks
    @JasonEbanks Рік тому +1302

    That's the dedication your work place wants from you on that 15 dollars an hr lmao. This man on that 100k plus alertness.

    • @yokoh691
      @yokoh691 Рік тому +38

      Lol half the fools in here are about that lol thinking one day they’ll be the man in charge if they suffer ling enough for 15 an hour lol

    • @sensufr219
      @sensufr219 Рік тому +7

      I’m sure he makes more than that

    • @SouthernArawak
      @SouthernArawak Рік тому +35

      I know someone who has personally bodyguards and each one makes much more than 100k per year. To protect a president, let alone Putin, I'd imagine these guys are well into the six-figures with every thing taken care of for them.

    • @azimhanif
      @azimhanif Рік тому

      you guys in usa are pay 15 dollars an hr? you people are ungratrful😂😂😂😅

    • @arihalvorsen7122
      @arihalvorsen7122 Рік тому +1

      @@yokoh691 hahahaha frr

  • @timungasangho
    @timungasangho День тому

    The bodyguard remained seriously until Putin smile 😂😂

  • @longranger5226
    @longranger5226 3 місяці тому +2

    Yeah, and that’s not the only security agent there. That’s just the one you see.

  • @ComplianceIndia-go6yc
    @ComplianceIndia-go6yc 10 місяців тому +2112

    In 3 seconds he tried all 300 ways of killing him in his mind.

    • @ryanhoang1123
      @ryanhoang1123 10 місяців тому

      Surely there is more than 300 ways to kill a person

    • @AnriGochevich
      @AnriGochevich 9 місяців тому +12

      his bodyguard is trying to prevent bloodbath

    • @GxchxFoxes
      @GxchxFoxes 9 місяців тому

      Boring, that’s only what the sick people like you will think

    • @mobamba4282
      @mobamba4282 9 місяців тому +1

      Cringe

    • @Michael44116
      @Michael44116 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@mobamba4282Nice pfp

  • @petitlefrancais7680
    @petitlefrancais7680 6 місяців тому +1499

    That guard was more nervous than putin himself 😅😅😅

  • @gibbethoskins8621
    @gibbethoskins8621 4 місяці тому +3

    Imagine how much of a bad ass past you have to have to qualiy to be Putin's Body Guard

  • @peakyblindertommyshelby
    @peakyblindertommyshelby 2 місяці тому +2

    In movie Tommy Shelby
    In real life Putin Shelby

  • @dimazagungprakoso1941
    @dimazagungprakoso1941 10 місяців тому +3632

    The bodyguard actually protecting that guy from Putin 🥶

    • @donjosephcon-ui558
      @donjosephcon-ui558 9 місяців тому +19

      why this has less like than the other jokes😂😂😂

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 9 місяців тому +7

      Lol😂

    • @stephenkatthagen8604
      @stephenkatthagen8604 9 місяців тому

      And Bush and Clinton and Biden are all guilty of war crimes as well.

    • @SlimAdventures
      @SlimAdventures 9 місяців тому

      Only thing dangerous about that man face to face is probably his breath.. he can’t nuke you from that close🫨

    • @commentchannel4654
      @commentchannel4654 9 місяців тому +6

      I'm pretty sure it's to make him harder to assassin Lol

  • @sunitashelke4107
    @sunitashelke4107 Рік тому +4535

    My man is applying every single formula of permutations and combinations to find the different ways of assassination 💀
    Edit :) Thank you ❤

  • @nurankurban4554
    @nurankurban4554 Місяць тому +1

    Ben bir türküm ve Putin hayranıyım kendisine sağlık diliyorum

  • @USA_VENON_NY
    @USA_VENON_NY 2 дні тому +1

    Bodyguard may watch every move
    But the target was closer than the bodyguard.

  • @MrViruz07
    @MrViruz07 Рік тому +2023

    That bodyguard is a man of focus , commitment & sheer fricking will..

    • @deepmalaashtwal3958
      @deepmalaashtwal3958 Рік тому +61

      One time i saw him killing three men in a bar with a pencil
      With a fucking pencil!!

    • @jamespeach626
      @jamespeach626 Рік тому +18

      Something you know very little about lol

    • @Poon.Papi612
      @Poon.Papi612 Рік тому

      @Gele Nikolov Putin is ex kgb same with his body guard

    • @woutkoopman
      @woutkoopman Рік тому +7

      I almost feel cheated never knowing how well trained a guy like that really is.

    • @davidcentro6992
      @davidcentro6992 Рік тому +5

      Soon that will will be used to kill our weak rainbow army

  • @ixhoez
    @ixhoez Рік тому +1394

    Him and the body guard twinin fr💀

  • @steventhomas5330
    @steventhomas5330 2 місяці тому +2

    Looks like an assassin, special ops.

  • @strongbird
    @strongbird 11 днів тому

    The Guard's quarter smile in the end 💀

  • @jdbdidoek
    @jdbdidoek 11 місяців тому +1507

    that guard is the type of guy who will end you on national television without hesitation

    • @TrippyKid210
      @TrippyKid210 11 місяців тому

      When they feel danger for someone like putin...or any presidents around the world , they don't give a shxt if they are on camera or what...they just doing their job...

    • @xnitem3re699
      @xnitem3re699 10 місяців тому +7

      Remind me of a certain super hero.

    • @kauangabriel3657
      @kauangabriel3657 10 місяців тому +12

      Nah bruh it would come out as “suicide” by 4 shots in tha face

    • @muthascorpio
      @muthascorpio 10 місяців тому +9

      @@xnitem3re699Homelander LMAO!

    • @yvngxnate08
      @yvngxnate08 10 місяців тому

      Ok?

  • @nightowl9801
    @nightowl9801 Рік тому +1787

    When Putin studies physics the universe gets updated

    • @Senen_Hiyoru
      @Senen_Hiyoru Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Senen_Hiyoru
      @Senen_Hiyoru Рік тому +4

      Cold 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶.

    • @joiceabraham2102
      @joiceabraham2102 Рік тому

      💀😊

    • @joiceabraham2102
      @joiceabraham2102 Рік тому +5

      Because he make new laws and regulations

    • @Senen_Hiyoru
      @Senen_Hiyoru Рік тому +2

      "From the First Point was begat a Line, From That Line was Begat a world, and that very first point was one I made."
      ~Vladmir Putin.

  • @jesterssmile3180
    @jesterssmile3180 23 дні тому +1

    Now that’s a security guard doing his job right

  • @ChevyChev-fj5sr
    @ChevyChev-fj5sr 14 днів тому

    Bodyguards smirk at the end was like “this guys got balls”

  • @captain4345
    @captain4345 Рік тому +1244

    That deathly smirk 😏😏🥶🥶

  • @faizali4481
    @faizali4481 5 місяців тому +652

    When putin wake up in the morning sun automatically adjust their brightness

  • @Jomar-xo7zx
    @Jomar-xo7zx 5 днів тому

    His security looks just like him😂

  • @keepquiet9075
    @keepquiet9075 8 годин тому

    Putin know more martial arts then his bodyguard 😅

  • @equalist6282
    @equalist6282 11 місяців тому +897

    The type of bodyguard that will actually kill for its client ..

    • @LeoTheOne12
      @LeoTheOne12 11 місяців тому +8

      Their client*

    • @spaljenimaslacak7663
      @spaljenimaslacak7663 11 місяців тому +6

      I'd guess any bodyguard in service of the president or something like that would

    • @TrippyKid210
      @TrippyKid210 11 місяців тому +10

      Its not a client buddy... its putin

    • @basil8474
      @basil8474 10 місяців тому +1

      His* we’re not animals

    • @Redactedredacted5837
      @Redactedredacted5837 10 місяців тому +4

      @@basil8474
      I don't think the OP was implying that. He's probably not a native English speaker.
      L2 English speakers often make the mistake of using the word "it" instead of his or her.
      For example, in some Austronesian languages, there is only one word that means or is equivalent to he/she/it.
      Conversely, in some Indo-European langauges, speakers refer to objects as "he" or "she", in addition to "it" because of the presence of grammatical gender in I.E. language family (of which English is a part). This system is much more expanded than when we refer to a ship/boat as she or her.
      Side note: don't get the wrong idea and think this means I fuck with that weird pronouns obsession shit. I'm interested in languages; I'm not politically inclined.

  • @davinchiR
    @davinchiR Рік тому +2648

    The bodyguard looking for a random reason to shoot the guy

    • @jodexxxx
      @jodexxxx Рік тому +24

      Fr😂

    • @user-dd1fg5ck4h
      @user-dd1fg5ck4h Рік тому +86

      Причина уже есть, он черный

    • @Ash-ws5lh
      @Ash-ws5lh Рік тому

      @@user-dd1fg5ck4h💀💀😂

    • @shand.madera2687
      @shand.madera2687 Рік тому +36

      ​@@user-dd1fg5ck4h 💀

    • @aldocort3418
      @aldocort3418 Рік тому +8

      ​@@user-dd1fg5ck4h Isn't there black people in Russia. Is Russia a racist country?

  • @AchwaqKhalid
    @AchwaqKhalid 4 місяці тому

    The smirk at end 😂😏

  • @HuldabenIsrael
    @HuldabenIsrael Місяць тому +1

    A forma como ele examina com o olhar é fantástica!
    Inteligente, observador.
    Olhos de aguia.
    Nao existe páreo p Putin na política
    ❤❤❤

  • @Feronix_
    @Feronix_ 11 місяців тому +664

    Bro that bodyguard's stare was straight away from hell

    • @sweetmemesalabama
      @sweetmemesalabama 10 місяців тому

      can certainly deport one to hell

    • @yvngxnate08
      @yvngxnate08 10 місяців тому +2

      Nah not really. He just looked really serious.

    • @PatTheRiot
      @PatTheRiot 10 місяців тому +4

      Hes aiming at him with the other arm.

    • @Steven_McCrae
      @Steven_McCrae 10 місяців тому +2

      Dude has sent a few there by the manson lamps on um

    • @davidzhai01
      @davidzhai01 10 місяців тому +1

      @@PatTheRiot Yes, he lifted his left arm halfway in the air.

  • @doiexist3041
    @doiexist3041 9 місяців тому +970

    When Putin reads a book, book gets knowledge 💀

  • @MrGemini-92
    @MrGemini-92 4 місяці тому +8

    bro he can be the best looking hitman in a movie

  • @beterefe
    @beterefe 4 дні тому

    When I saw the gaurd smirk in the end my head heard him say *yeezz yeez* with Russian accent 😂

  • @ektequnst
    @ektequnst Рік тому +1162

    The last smirk was “i’ll get you next time”

  • @hanrysoul
    @hanrysoul 7 місяців тому +504

    That smirk on that bodyguard was as if he's saying "huh!"😂

    • @HoldMyBeerBubba
      @HoldMyBeerBubba 5 місяців тому +1

      Thought I was the only one who saw it 😂

  • @alettapinkett1907
    @alettapinkett1907 3 місяці тому +3

    Russians ain't no joke

  • @pranjalkumar2396
    @pranjalkumar2396 27 днів тому +1

    Bodyguard ❌ Body double✅

  • @cake6420
    @cake6420 Рік тому +1128

    Guarantee you that body guard is the most dangerous man in about every room he walks into.

    • @Nonononono209
      @Nonononono209 11 місяців тому

      Calm down shithouse

    • @wilfriedbony19
      @wilfriedbony19 11 місяців тому +20

      Not if John wick is there

    • @Mr.Arrows
      @Mr.Arrows 11 місяців тому +46

      No he is the one that you see. The most dangerous one is the one that you are overlooking.

    • @vagrant-techart8278
      @vagrant-techart8278 11 місяців тому +3

      After Putin

    • @machupicchu3941
      @machupicchu3941 11 місяців тому +3

      Unless chuck Norris is that same room 😂

  • @chickenmuffin
    @chickenmuffin 11 місяців тому +1303

    Buddy is actually a rare pin collector and doesn't have that one. The rage of jealousy in his eyes.

  • @Ss-nb2xw
    @Ss-nb2xw 3 місяці тому +2

    В голове этого охранника были тысячи вариантов уничтожения !!!

  • @shawnpinock
    @shawnpinock 4 дні тому

    His eyes 👀 are like I don't trust this guy 😂😂

  • @Otakuno01
    @Otakuno01 Рік тому +447

    Bro doesnt trust anyone, he cloned himself to guard himself 💀💀💀

    • @carl_gamer6031
      @carl_gamer6031 Рік тому +3

      true Nazi 🗿🎃💀

    • @anubhavyadav46
      @anubhavyadav46 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @UCHIHADMADARA
      @UCHIHADMADARA Рік тому

      Even the worst Nazi is better than an Average American Politician.😑😐

    • @anu917
      @anu917 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @parmjeet1058
    @parmjeet1058 Рік тому +2808

    Looking like Putin's younger brother... No DNA 🧬 test required😅

  • @RupakBairagi-rk8uv
    @RupakBairagi-rk8uv 7 днів тому

    This dude is more like Putin than Putin himself😂

  • @bulutyesilyurtt
    @bulutyesilyurtt 5 днів тому

    Bro locked in and was ready to be deployed

  • @princerilley6646
    @princerilley6646 Рік тому +2243

    Dude he really watched every single move, that’s a real body guard right there

    • @brazygamingplay3631
      @brazygamingplay3631 Рік тому +4

      Haha bodyguard it's too far haha

    • @aoxgam3r274
      @aoxgam3r274 Рік тому

      Ea

    • @WaveyLmao
      @WaveyLmao Рік тому +4

      @@brazygamingplay3631 uh what? That’s putins body guard he’s one of the best body guards itw

    • @harleyhendrix8467
      @harleyhendrix8467 Рік тому

      ​@@brazygamingplay3631 wtf are you talking about

    • @jz1607
      @jz1607 Рік тому

      He's a minister now. His name is Alexander Kurenkov

  • @GayatrriBorpatraGohain
    @GayatrriBorpatraGohain 11 місяців тому +1193

    Professionals like these actually keep you safe.
    The more, the merrier!

    • @rerbitd7094
      @rerbitd7094 11 місяців тому

      Have you forgotten how we killed a spy in Austria by giving an injection with an umbrella ?

    • @DirtyOne614
      @DirtyOne614 11 місяців тому +7

      Yeah, got to love protecting a dictator

    • @TIOLIOfficial
      @TIOLIOfficial 11 місяців тому +13

      ​@@DirtyOne614Doesn't matter. He's still good at his job.

    • @lokesh_wahi
      @lokesh_wahi 11 місяців тому +7

      Indira gandhi also had 2 bodyguards 😊🙌

    • @ayushbhuwania3997
      @ayushbhuwania3997 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@lokesh_wahi💀

  • @jbunmusic
    @jbunmusic День тому

    And grandmas caption goes pov : new grandson

  • @TomBuikema
    @TomBuikema 7 днів тому

    He's thinking "Poisoned shirt pin?... Thats a good one 👺"

  • @Jay-xx2cu
    @Jay-xx2cu Рік тому +2160

    He definitely put a mic-chip on that pin. Lol

    • @mickey1695
      @mickey1695 Рік тому +12

      in something that small? didn’t know that was possible

    • @kaosjxm27
      @kaosjxm27 Рік тому +73

      @@mickey1695 oh it is..

    • @tonitigre
      @tonitigre Рік тому +68

      Putin def burned it directly afterwards

    • @ThanksforcensoringmeYoutube
      @ThanksforcensoringmeYoutube Рік тому +32

      @@mickey1695 dawg, they have literal mosquito drones.

    • @bra1nsnack
      @bra1nsnack Рік тому

      @@ThanksforcensoringmeUA-cam its not about them not telling us shit. Its about whats possible. Use your damn head

  • @Yourmoms-BFF
    @Yourmoms-BFF Рік тому +1032

    Dude has the "I'll kill you where you stand" look on his face.

    • @DaBoss5
      @DaBoss5 11 місяців тому +5

      His body gaurd isnt gonna stop a 120mm round fired from the wagner group

    • @Nitish_Dhanuk
      @Nitish_Dhanuk 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@DaBoss5this is aged well

    • @clydieboyy4823
      @clydieboyy4823 11 місяців тому

      Haha

    • @clydieboyy4823
      @clydieboyy4823 11 місяців тому

      @@DaBoss5it ated well

    • @G3RM3X617
      @G3RM3X617 11 місяців тому

      Dude wants to kill. Hes like come on please do something. I havent had a kill in awhile. Come on.

  • @nohachannel3121
    @nohachannel3121 17 днів тому

    Bro didn’t blink💀

  • @joshdirck820
    @joshdirck820 Місяць тому

    That man's seen some shid and he stays ready