I Asked My Subscribers to Build A Knock-Off Hogwarts In Minecraft

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @sociallyundead419
    @sociallyundead419 5 років тому +6514

    "Only ten students of Hogwarts died!"
    Honestly that's probably a record considering how many students canonically died.

    • @renthewerecat
      @renthewerecat 5 років тому +18

      XDDDD

    • @itsastump.6271
      @itsastump.6271 5 років тому +86

      Socially Undead cedric....

    • @batmitesolos7097
      @batmitesolos7097 5 років тому +18

      @@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 Don't do that

    • @PR0V1D3NCE_VA
      @PR0V1D3NCE_VA 4 роки тому +5

      @@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 you were a literall gnome.

    • @holidaycomplex
      @holidaycomplex 4 роки тому +16

      Socially Undead he only had one day and they had seven years so just give him time

  • @mjdxp5688
    @mjdxp5688 5 років тому +1722

    "What's your house?"
    *s w e d e n*

    • @WD_RatLad
      @WD_RatLad 4 роки тому +32

      my house is quite beautiful. especially the back yard.
      I literally looked back at this comment and forgot what the joke was

    • @wishingstar3062
      @wishingstar3062 4 роки тому +3

      I like your profile pic!

    • @Zacariah_0
      @Zacariah_0 4 роки тому +3

      I think we found a new England is my city

    • @mjdxp5688
      @mjdxp5688 4 роки тому +2

      @@ava1173 your house is the white house

    • @thenorthstarronin
      @thenorthstarronin 4 роки тому

      @@WD_RatLad needs more Ikea

  • @friendo5204
    @friendo5204 5 років тому +1293

    in bogwarts there's buffleduff, smitheryn, grapeflaw, peter griffindoor, and ofcourse sweden. can't forget sweden.

  • @stickkid2153
    @stickkid2153 5 років тому +1690

    “The huff and puff room sounds like where people go to do drugs...” Why do you think the Hufflepuffs are so chill?

    • @gregorius9422
      @gregorius9422 4 роки тому +21

      I'll have you know I have never done a single drug in my life

    • @littlearies3862
      @littlearies3862 4 роки тому +62

      @@gregorius9422 You never had caffine or sugar? Shook.

    • @bazinga479
      @bazinga479 4 роки тому +10

      dark elf luci paracetamol ? Melatonin ?

    • @bazinga479
      @bazinga479 4 роки тому +3

      dark elf luci I’m shook truly

    • @chikensuup7746
      @chikensuup7746 4 роки тому +20

      They aren't chill, they're just stoned

  • @NimbleSnek
    @NimbleSnek 5 років тому +5692

    J.K. Rowling reveals that Sweden was the fifth, secret house all along

  • @plutonix5792
    @plutonix5792 5 років тому +4929

    "Welcome to Bogwarts school of Twitchcraft and Misery"
    RTGame in a nutshell

    • @The_Yeetus_Knight
      @The_Yeetus_Knight 5 років тому +56

      303 you’re a blizzard hally

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother 5 років тому +30

      Wimping Birch

    • @jhozan
      @jhozan 5 років тому +24

      I give this comment a 9 3/4 out of 10.

    • @BeanBeanMcBean3000
      @BeanBeanMcBean3000 5 років тому +3

      303 so this is a bad educational channel

    • @maddycheeze
      @maddycheeze 5 років тому +11

      Your a lizard Barry

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +5171

    J.K. Rowling reveals that Minecraft blocks are actually round.

    • @jackthunder2055
      @jackthunder2055 5 років тому +46

      How to properly clean your metal computer is you pfp that gamer cleaning dude?

    • @vihaanle3010
      @vihaanle3010 5 років тому +7

      jackthunder 205 nahhhh it’s pewds

    • @Thomasgermaine
      @Thomasgermaine 5 років тому +32

      She also revealed that they're gay

    • @datpotatoes4005
      @datpotatoes4005 5 років тому +7

      NO! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

    • @syntaxerror6146
      @syntaxerror6146 5 років тому +25

      Minecraft blocks are revealed to not be straight

  • @adambaryliuk3393
    @adambaryliuk3393 4 роки тому +855

    Theory: Luna’s mom died in a drug lab explosion while making some dank wizard meth

    • @marlosuper
      @marlosuper 4 роки тому +38

      We need J.K Rowling to make this canon, and I want this to be canon.

    • @FlyingPotty420
      @FlyingPotty420 4 роки тому +35

      Jk Rowling: Lunas mum died from being gay

    • @michac.8283
      @michac.8283 4 роки тому +13

      That's what happens when the air conditioning system isn't efficient. all the vapours build up and a single spark can cause an explosion.

    • @FlyingPotty420
      @FlyingPotty420 4 роки тому +1

      Heinz Doofenshmirtz hello again

    • @adambaryliuk3393
      @adambaryliuk3393 4 роки тому +4

      Heinz Doofenshmirtz Yeah, but you don’t see people talking about moist memes, do you?

  • @janLilin
    @janLilin 5 років тому +479

    *No guys, it's not Sweden!"
    Öh, thåt flåg lööks gööd tö me

    • @relt_
      @relt_ 5 років тому +6

      Óh, thąt fłąg łóókś góód tó mę

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 5 років тому +7

      The Living Graveyard ÿæ ït løøkš grëåt

    • @couldbeusabaker7532
      @couldbeusabaker7532 5 років тому +6

      you guys forgot to add “BÖRK BÖRK!” after everything

    • @lowpointfair4653
      @lowpointfair4653 5 років тому

      Ser bra ut😂😂

    • @timsyberfeldt4821
      @timsyberfeldt4821 5 років тому

      @@lowpointfair4653 håller med!

  • @andrejoss475
    @andrejoss475 5 років тому +1037

    9:56
    "It looks very impressive .. but it's kinda hard to find your way around"
    that pretty much describes hogwarts

    • @mystichunterz278
      @mystichunterz278 5 років тому +18

      I love that there are no replies to this, everyone just agrees.

    • @andrejoss475
      @andrejoss475 5 років тому +17

      @@mystichunterz278 If you didn't reply i wouldn't have even known that it got so many likes lol

    • @adamchmielewski6162
      @adamchmielewski6162 5 років тому +4

      Especially the moving steps

    • @chuuweebyou
      @chuuweebyou 5 років тому +9

      the amount of times i got lost in the lego games
      they're probably not the best examples, but it's still hogwarts

  • @sixteentheweeb3277
    @sixteentheweeb3277 5 років тому +517

    7:03 *Silently puts in a sign that says "Your dad lesbian" but erases it after*

  • @hamrockvonschrnemark3119
    @hamrockvonschrnemark3119 5 років тому +389

    "At the End of the Bible JK Rowling reveals that the reader was gay all along."
    - RTGame 2019

  • @lordorion2105
    @lordorion2105 5 років тому +7992

    Being gay isn't a choice. It's an involuntary thing that happens when J.k Rowling decides it's your time.

    • @rubenthekid
      @rubenthekid 5 років тому +155

      Damnit you’re right

    • @rampagerslife
      @rampagerslife 5 років тому +181

      she's always just like, "yeah don't worry you're straight. JK your gay now!"

    • @nuclearpotato4073
      @nuclearpotato4073 5 років тому +24

      @Joryho Dragon That's... not how sexuality works.

    • @symbiotesoda1148
      @symbiotesoda1148 5 років тому +71

      She did that to me.

    • @rodrigodelrio1378
      @rodrigodelrio1378 5 років тому +40

      That's why i never reveal my name to just kidding rowling

  • @am-xy6sz
    @am-xy6sz 5 років тому +546

    Arthur Weasley wrote The Communist Manifesto

  • @andrewmly9834
    @andrewmly9834 5 років тому +3050

    "At the end of the Bible, J.K. Rowling reveals the reader was gay all along"

    • @kylianos3907
      @kylianos3907 5 років тому +5

      Checks out.

    • @andrewmly9834
      @andrewmly9834 5 років тому +6

      West Praiminus only if I am allowed to practice the p h i l o s o p h y

    • @brostrod
      @brostrod 5 років тому +3

      If only I read the bible

    • @Wardstrik
      @Wardstrik 5 років тому +1

      What kind of drug is that

    • @Taikofan04
      @Taikofan04 5 років тому +3

      Jokes on her I’m bi

  • @vanwheeze
    @vanwheeze 5 років тому +1954

    Me: “Mom, can I go to Hogwarts?”
    Mom: “We have Hogwarts at home.”
    Hogwarts at home:

  • @caela2108
    @caela2108 5 років тому +1917

    “bogwarts: school of twitchcraft and misery”
    edit: ah yes, my favorite houses:
    - peter griffindor
    - buffleduff
    - ravenflaw
    and
    - smitherin’

  • @Dokidogu
    @Dokidogu 5 років тому +2989

    Nobody:
    JK Rowling: Harry Potter actually took place in Minecraft

  • @somehorrorfan6157
    @somehorrorfan6157 5 років тому +2632

    If I may, here's a recommendation for a build.
    Walmart.

    • @ollie_ii
      @ollie_ii 5 років тому +25

      Birthday Boy Blam Lover I WANT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN LMAO

    • @SuzanneHomemaker
      @SuzanneHomemaker 5 років тому +29

      Gun sounds intensifies.

    • @idman4081
      @idman4081 5 років тому +66

      Or, a bigger store to inspire much bigger builds:
      Ikea

    • @HeenaScribbles
      @HeenaScribbles 5 років тому +17

      There's no Walmart in the uk

    • @user-xp9jo2rv3q
      @user-xp9jo2rv3q 5 років тому +19

      He’s Irish so the Walmart equivalent in Ireland is tesco.

  • @hahasushiwhat9308
    @hahasushiwhat9308 5 років тому +159

    “Ah, yes my favorite Harry Potter character, Frodo Baggins”

  • @joelhoops5252
    @joelhoops5252 5 років тому +2778

    *Has school built in swamp called Bogwarts*
    *Doesn’t have Shrek be this school’s Hagrid*
    0/10

    • @syfilen
      @syfilen 5 років тому +37

      would like this but it has 69 likes

    • @lunastark5089
      @lunastark5089 5 років тому +1

      @@syfilen 169 rn

    • @Hell0kitty
      @Hell0kitty 5 років тому +1

      196

    • @BradyTheG
      @BradyTheG 5 років тому +18

      Joel Hoops wHAt ARE UhH doiNG In mY SwAMP

    • @gihrenzabi7271
      @gihrenzabi7271 5 років тому +26

      Shrek was busy impregnating the neighborhood today.

  • @jocelynn8848
    @jocelynn8848 5 років тому +3451

    Suggestion: You should force subscribers to make:
    -Your Tropical Island Getaway
    -A Highschool
    -Pokemon in Minecraft
    -Japan
    -Italy
    -Post Apocalyptic City (ex. New York, Berlin, London, ect.)
    -Amusement Park
    -Shreks Swamp

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 5 років тому +161

      If they make Italy, there better be notebooks playing Fighting Gold on an endless loop.

    • @princeofspeedz8408
      @princeofspeedz8408 5 років тому +52

      Brenton Taylor Japan needs to be Great Days, except it just goes “breakdown, breakdown!” over and over without continuing

    • @unholy_ghost1119
      @unholy_ghost1119 5 років тому +57

      Let’s be real, If they did japan there would be nukes everywhere.

    • @princeofspeedz8408
      @princeofspeedz8408 5 років тому +18

      unholy_ghost111 breakdown of society, STILL WORKS

    • @LurkerLurkerLurkerLurker
      @LurkerLurkerLurkerLurker 5 років тому +24

      Rt: How bout we build Italy boys?
      His subscribers: Hold my pizza

  • @KIgaming.
    @KIgaming. 5 років тому +2726

    You should get everyone to make Minecraft on Minecraft

    • @InkGraffiti
      @InkGraffiti 5 років тому +149

      honestly that'd be pretty fun to see what they do if you did it either on a superflat world, or in the middle of the ocean. 'make a natural minecraft landscape'

    • @ohwellhey6221
      @ohwellhey6221 5 років тому +39

      get sethbling to build a computer that can play minecraft on it

    • @Jyappino1010
      @Jyappino1010 5 років тому +2

      1kth like

    • @Purple_Sloth
      @Purple_Sloth 5 років тому +10

      Emulate Minecraft in Minecraft.
      Mineception.

    • @Kiru_Kahl
      @Kiru_Kahl 5 років тому +3

      Sethbling did that but in a chest

  • @chedderjack4968
    @chedderjack4968 5 років тому +634

    “I ran out of book cases so now I have to store books in furnace”-Germany in 1940s

  • @TheRealShiaLabeouf
    @TheRealShiaLabeouf 5 років тому +576

    "we can do our massive build sessions"
    You mean force players to build whatever you want?

    • @MrYeet-kw8fk
      @MrYeet-kw8fk 5 років тому +19

      Shia Labeouf ✔ he doesn’t force them, he just tells them to build something and see how everything turns out with a few proddings and nudges.

    • @TheRealShiaLabeouf
      @TheRealShiaLabeouf 5 років тому +19

      @@MrYeet-kw8fk I remember that when I joined the first sessions he snapped me

    • @bobisnotaperson
      @bobisnotaperson 5 років тому +2

      Running in Bogwarts from Shia Labeouf

    • @leviewings4689
      @leviewings4689 5 років тому +25

      Shia Labeouf ✔ the snaps were necessary to conserve the servers resources. RT is the only one who knows this and has the will to act on it.
      Also it was done to keep the slaves in line but we can just gloss over that.

    • @kiweping5
      @kiweping5 5 років тому +1

      Child Labour yay

  • @LukieBoi3043
    @LukieBoi3043 5 років тому +1227

    There was a sign on the whomping willow that said: womp me daddy, womp me

  • @lukelblitz3627
    @lukelblitz3627 5 років тому +499

    "we only had like 10 students of hogwarts die" rtgames and probably dumbledore

    • @KP_Uravity
      @KP_Uravity 5 років тому

      I love your pfp

    • @MrGuy125
      @MrGuy125 4 роки тому +1

      Correction bog warts

  • @res0nance197
    @res0nance197 4 роки тому +77

    Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.

  • @blastedelement8046
    @blastedelement8046 5 років тому +789

    Nobody:
    J.K. Rowling: Steve and Herobrine had an intense relationship.

  • @MrCacoGames
    @MrCacoGames 5 років тому +1209

    In swedish Bögwarts would be Gaywarts, good choice RT

    • @TW-xl2lk
      @TW-xl2lk 5 років тому +249

      It's what J. K. Rowling would have wanted

    • @愛-t9w
      @愛-t9w 5 років тому +14

      mr ratburn type beat

    • @eldmusic
      @eldmusic 5 років тому +4

      Milkiiwei oh my gosh it frickin is

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 5 років тому

      JK Rowling got@@Stick_and_stone

    • @eelektrosszeboss3346
      @eelektrosszeboss3346 5 років тому +10

      Is...is that why so many people started making the Swedish Flag?

  • @TheEliasSmellious
    @TheEliasSmellious 5 років тому +177

    10:37 RT: "oH my gOd-"
    me: * sees outstanding whomping willow *
    RT: "the crest is complete!"

  • @emmab4587
    @emmab4587 5 років тому +135

    "the girls bathroom"
    "sike it's a snake pit"
    hahaaaahaa

  • @Derfy_Derf
    @Derfy_Derf 5 років тому +435

    The sorting rowling: Tells you what minority you belong to

    • @marbleswan6664
      @marbleswan6664 5 років тому +1

      duck from BT21 edom

    • @monadolifesaver5613
      @monadolifesaver5613 5 років тому

      Peepee cheese

    • @user-hf5tz7to3v
      @user-hf5tz7to3v 5 років тому +1

      Sassy The Sasquatch So Deep Woke

    • @LlamaKing9000
      @LlamaKing9000 5 років тому +2

      @Sassy The Sasquatch Naw son, I'm a brown hair, brown eyed, right handed, 5'8", Asian man with 5 dollars in debt. I am the majority

    • @DKMperor
      @DKMperor 5 років тому +2

      AAWWWW YEAH! I got an oppressed one!

  • @tobahobic
    @tobahobic 5 років тому +430

    J.K.Rowling: finally built up the courage to tell my parents they’re gay

  • @bobbob1876
    @bobbob1876 5 років тому +450

    RT: Wait, Witches kill people?
    People: Oh, suuure. Obviously you just didn't know that...
    RT: *lights Witches on fire* that should take care of them!
    People: Oh, he actually didn't know...

  • @v.v365
    @v.v365 4 роки тому +28

    I’m so impressed by all your servers, how everyone works together and doesn’t just dick around, creating a giant castle that at least looks cohesive

  • @segredosigilo5778
    @segredosigilo5778 5 років тому +389

    and this is how Shrek became the greatest Hogwarts wizard of all

  • @romanminaster5180
    @romanminaster5180 5 років тому +330

    *"WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MY SWAMP!*"*
    -RT Rowling

  • @thegovenor6166
    @thegovenor6166 5 років тому +365

    Here is an idea:
    Making everyone make a city skylines/sims/planet coaster type of area.

  • @jkrowiiings2649
    @jkrowiiings2649 5 років тому +219

    I am dissapointed that you didn't revisit Jk Rowlling's secret book collection, there may have been good ideas to steal...

    • @lunaticusdjit
      @lunaticusdjit 4 роки тому +18

      Hey JK why did you make me bi what's up with that

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 4 роки тому +6

      @@lunaticusdjit what? Why are you complaining..being bi means twice the choice of partner

    • @lunaticusdjit
      @lunaticusdjit 4 роки тому +7

      @@yuki97kira oh yeah. More specifically, JK can you write me a gf or bf

    • @Ibbys_space
      @Ibbys_space 4 роки тому +2

      No guys there are 2 L's

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 5 років тому +1368

    J.K. Rowling: *exists*
    Me, a straight male: My time has come.

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 5 років тому +60

      *_JAMES CHARLES LAUGHS IN THE DISTANCE_*

    • @mettatonneo1147
      @mettatonneo1147 5 років тому +6

      The Fruit Group *le dramatic gasp definitely not because my camera crew records my every move* He wouldn’t do that! He’s already got at least one or two same sex couples in his games! Who would a robot be with?

    • @mettatonneo1147
      @mettatonneo1147 5 років тому +4

      Memsly Mem You’re right. That....would not be that bad.

    • @rhys2275
      @rhys2275 5 років тому +5

      I’m a bisexual bitch

    • @Scourge728
      @Scourge728 5 років тому +4

      @@rhys2275 Not anymore you're not -JK Rowling

  • @unimornnbr1
    @unimornnbr1 5 років тому +137

    Jk Rowling reveals that Rt Games was familly friendly all along

    • @sand0decker
      @sand0decker 5 років тому +6

      The whole family lives and works together
      In the coal mines

  • @mikegrapefruit4987
    @mikegrapefruit4987 5 років тому +606

    Okay, you got me, us Slytherins may be evil but we know the true maniacs live in Hufflepuff.

    • @OriginalGameteer
      @OriginalGameteer 5 років тому +22

      I am a maniac confirmed

    • @evl952
      @evl952 4 роки тому +6

      Original Gameteer camp camp!!

    • @literallyjustthor2558
      @literallyjustthor2558 4 роки тому +10

      Finally some fellow puffs!

    • @Juno_June
      @Juno_June 4 роки тому +7

      im happy that im in hufflepuff now

    • @SKULLFUNKs
      @SKULLFUNKs 4 роки тому +4

      As a Slytherin, I take such offense to this
      JK I really don’t care

  • @qraee
    @qraee 5 років тому +175

    reading the signs people put down are hilarious lmao
    7:27 “ur dad lesbian”
    8:12 “I stole cauldeuron”
    8:27 “Peter griffin hentai” 😂

  • @kira-dk2mx
    @kira-dk2mx 5 років тому +296

    JK Rowling: "Harry is actually the second cousin of Steve Rogers."

  • @kaelsolomon8269
    @kaelsolomon8269 5 років тому +475

    Barry botter
    Ran Beasley
    Behindie Langer
    Bouldersnort
    Prof. Tape
    Dumbledoo
    Shagrid
    Bufflefluff
    Ravenflaw
    Smithereens
    PeterGriffindor
    Sweden
    Bogwarts

  • @clarissarojas7959
    @clarissarojas7959 5 років тому +154

    *The devil works hard, but James works harder*

  • @evanholt1752
    @evanholt1752 8 місяців тому +17

    Man, it's weird to go back to a time when making Dumbledore gay was the thing people were mad at JK Rowling for.

  • @elliemaedownham4730
    @elliemaedownham4730 5 років тому +55

    "I ran out of book cases so now I have to store books in furnace"

  • @rcpwProductions
    @rcpwProductions 5 років тому +32

    nobody:
    just kidding rowley:
    the hogwarts castle is actually ram ranch and the main cast is one of the 13 cowboys

  • @lotto5498
    @lotto5498 4 роки тому +54

    "Asherwereyaheadednah?"
    -Kerry Taxi Driver

  • @lugialover09
    @lugialover09 5 років тому +26

    "It's hard to find your way around."
    That's 100% Hogwarts.

  • @Nathan-jc9yz
    @Nathan-jc9yz 5 років тому +51

    If you watched his Wii Fit video you would see it is RT's birthday today, so happy birthday RT (I think)

  • @malinahunt496
    @malinahunt496 5 років тому +113

    bogwarts: school of minecraft and misery

  • @harryjohnson7214
    @harryjohnson7214 5 років тому +100

    Came for funny man, stayed for English class.

  • @vex3488
    @vex3488 4 роки тому +41

    “No one wants to be Slytherin because there evil” That’s a oxymoron.

  • @kesochez8473
    @kesochez8473 5 років тому +121

    I actually took the official test and i turned out a ravenclaw
    bUt I wAnTeD gRyFfInDoR

  • @martinkuzmik4240
    @martinkuzmik4240 5 років тому +119

    JK rowling reveals that the eu is brexiting from the uk

  • @sydneydiehm3267
    @sydneydiehm3267 5 років тому +47

    “She needs to sort out her priorities.”
    -Ron Weasley

  • @callsign_ace8113
    @callsign_ace8113 5 років тому +32

    “Debt of the author” should be in the grand library

    • @shaewilson9450
      @shaewilson9450 4 роки тому

      Ok I know this is months late, but it’s “Death of the author’! Hope this helps!

    • @michac.8283
      @michac.8283 4 роки тому

      @@shaewilson9450 yeah it was a joke

  • @misterdayne2792
    @misterdayne2792 5 років тому +42

    Is that Pokemon Mystery Dungeon background music??!?!
    OH THE MEMORIES!!!

    • @dustieyyy2747
      @dustieyyy2747 5 років тому +2

      Was about to comment this, I wanna cry cuz of the nostalgia and alcohol

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 5 років тому +944

    J.K Rowling can confirm that the subscribers who built Hogwarts is indeed, gay

  • @Music7Ada
    @Music7Ada 5 років тому +563

    Everyone:
    J.K. Rowling: Ron was actually a girl, gay, and black
    Edit: you just didn’t notice

    • @waldo1635
      @waldo1635 5 років тому +11

      Oh I knew

    • @FieryHammer
      @FieryHammer 5 років тому +21

      @@seancasey6472 it all makes sense now

    • @lunatpr5594
      @lunatpr5594 5 років тому +36

      Ron is short for Ronald McDonald

    • @Jacksiloution
      @Jacksiloution 4 роки тому +4

      @@seancasey6472 *It is true!*

    • @roberthrenko5466
      @roberthrenko5466 4 роки тому +8

      SUPRISE Draco was straight!
      Me: *never*

  • @hagnekore
    @hagnekore 2 роки тому +31

    tbh after all that went down, id rather go to bogwarts. At least when i die RT will make a funny joke instead of calling me a slur

  • @CommanderChris66
    @CommanderChris66 5 років тому +156

    13:33
    I took the Pottermore test and it said I was like 75% slytherin
    Fast forward a few years my manager/friend tells me she doesn't believe it and has me retake the test since they supposedly updated it and made it more accurate
    98% Slytherin xD

    • @eddieceo
      @eddieceo 5 років тому +3

      i took the Pottermore test and I got 94% ravenclaw.

    • @DragonFang409
      @DragonFang409 5 років тому +8

      Christopher Henderson I took the Pottermore quiz and I... didn’t get a percentage what the hell are you guys talking about?

    • @lilytwix
      @lilytwix 5 років тому +3

      DragonFang 409 yeah they must be taking off brand quizzes... only Pottermore is legit and it has no percentages

    • @petrichor7000
      @petrichor7000 5 років тому

      You should take the quiz on the Pottermore website itself. It's more accurate and doesn't give percentages

    • @discordlexia2429
      @discordlexia2429 5 років тому +2

      I got Slytherin. Which is fair enough. I probably would be Slytherin and I'd probably freaking hate most of the other Slytherins and end up hanging out with the Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs. The thing about Slytherin is that they aren't evil per se, they're just the kind of people who want power and are diligent in obtaining it. Most evil people are like that, but not all people like that are evil.

  • @darealslenderman6094
    @darealslenderman6094 5 років тому +105

    Bogwarts, balanced as all things should be.

    • @nekoku888
      @nekoku888 5 років тому

      Darealslender man as balance dictates

    • @TongueTwist
      @TongueTwist 5 років тому

      I thought I killed you, why are you here?

  • @bonafikam
    @bonafikam 5 років тому +54

    RT Rowling : Parry Hotter and the Minecrafter's stone block

    • @Necrom6
      @Necrom6 5 років тому

      Barry Dotter and the minecraft joke book

    • @diogoayres7953
      @diogoayres7953 5 років тому +1

      Jesse and the Enchanted Flint&Steel

    • @Clober_
      @Clober_ 5 років тому

      Borry Fodder and The Coerced Crafters

  • @chris210racer
    @chris210racer 5 років тому +26

    3:45
    Wow. RT talking about Barthes and “Death of the Author”...
    Really reminding me how miserable my current Literary Theory course is.

    • @silversonome5360
      @silversonome5360 Рік тому +1

      Hey there, did your Literary Theory course improve at all? Just wondering here

  • @dominiccingoranelli3071
    @dominiccingoranelli3071 5 років тому +173

    "grandiose towers with nothing of substance"
    So Dubai?

  • @dionemoolman
    @dionemoolman 5 років тому +61

    Get your subscribers to build an authoritarian dictatorship, perhaps a knock off Hunger Games setting.

  • @armarey
    @armarey 5 років тому +131

    I'm a proud slytherin. Definitely evil. Thank you for that, brexit.

    • @littledevil1669
      @littledevil1669 5 років тому +1

      RoMiNa GamerGirl I’m slytherin and I’m proud of it to

    • @Plantify9339
      @Plantify9339 5 років тому

      Yes.

    • @muerte2748
      @muerte2748 5 років тому

      You guys are lucky. I'm Gryffindor

    • @reggiecockburn8379
      @reggiecockburn8379 5 років тому

      Slitherin is the most popular house, I’m ravenclaw. Gryffindors are really rare though.

    • @muerte2748
      @muerte2748 5 років тому

      @@reggiecockburn8379 we just don't like to admit it

  • @CyanideOwl
    @CyanideOwl 5 років тому +27

    14:09 that guy is a legend with his skin having eyes under his head.

  • @isabellearelle596
    @isabellearelle596 5 років тому +211

    1:09 actually you go to hogwarts when you’re 11.
    JK Rowling: you actually go to hogwarts when you’re 27

    • @blankblank1284
      @blankblank1284 5 років тому +25

      I AM TRANSAGE!! RESPECT MY LIFE CHOICES!!
      I should be able to drink alchohol becuase I identitfy as a 21 year old! My birthday and birth certificet cant twll me who I am!

    • @mincecraftfan5159
      @mincecraftfan5159 5 років тому +5

      Blank Blank no one cares

    • @metropolis3538
      @metropolis3538 5 років тому +15

      Reyes J you're probably fun at parties

    • @blankblank1284
      @blankblank1284 5 років тому +12

      @@metropolis3538
      Yeah. I was telling a joke, just showing the absurdity of people saything they are what they identitfy as rather than what their chromosomes/genitals define them as.
      Peoplr should just accept themselves for who they are. Not try to be something else, and have thrir lack of self-confidence be praised by society. It is cowardice, being unable to stand being what you are, so you run away to become something else.
      It is also an overdependence on gender sterotypes. I am quite effiminite, though I still udentify as male, qnd just dont care that I dont fit into the sterotypical male role or personality type.
      In a way they are supporting abd promoting the very thing they are fighting against.
      I went in a tangent. Byt he did take my joke quite seriously.

    • @mincecraftfan5159
      @mincecraftfan5159 5 років тому +4

      spiderman not with parties but definitely with your mother

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 5 років тому +57

    Nobody:
    Jk rowling: Hagrid was a metaphor for bullying furries.

  • @VaninaMusicStudios
    @VaninaMusicStudios 5 років тому +17

    Hey RT, I’ve been going through a rough time in the past couple weeks and I discovered your videos. Watching you has genuinely been one of the only things that’s made me laugh as of late. I usually never comment stuff like this, but thank you for putting a smile on my face. c:

  • @spazmatic53
    @spazmatic53 2 роки тому +9

    Haha I remember 10:02
    I was the one who told them they needed witches eggs. I was so disappointed my master plan to kill everyone on the server didn't work.
    I wanted RT to give everyone on the server witches eggs and watch the chaos

  • @peachturano3008
    @peachturano3008 5 років тому +109

    The Golden Trip Of Bogwarts, School Of Twitchcraft and Misery: Barry Botter, Ran Reasley, and Herobrine

  • @twigwhisker9597
    @twigwhisker9597 5 років тому +46

    Master gave Lobby socks?
    Lobby is free!

  • @reedaldridge4861
    @reedaldridge4861 5 років тому +86

    when RT goes into his inventory to put on Armour

  • @charlielowe918
    @charlielowe918 5 років тому +158

    What’s Harry potters favourite way of getting down a hill?
    Walking....
    JK rolling

    • @ariana-ll2yf
      @ariana-ll2yf 5 років тому +13

      Thats the best and worst thing I've heard all day

    • @vanessalopez6535
      @vanessalopez6535 5 років тому +1

      Eyyyyyyyyy!

    • @USSCYT
      @USSCYT 5 років тому

      How original

  • @Korone-sama
    @Korone-sama 5 років тому +67

    *Peter Griffin Hentai*
    I can't believe we are on top of the food chain

    • @Korone-sama
      @Korone-sama 5 років тому +1

      @Jakob S Lel, thanks for the explanation;)

    • @orbiitvirus7999
      @orbiitvirus7999 5 років тому +6

      @Jakob S when u pass one biology exam

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 5 років тому +2

      humans are like a herd of buffalo, it grew to the point the buffalo invented all sorts of wacky crap to kill everything and everyone else

    • @dooter4941
      @dooter4941 5 років тому +2

      @Jakob S my science teacher told me that humans could be possibly anywhere on the food chain it just depends on if we have a weapon or not

  • @abigolnerdball3876
    @abigolnerdball3876 5 років тому +71

    “I’m gay”
    - Harry Potter 2019

  • @salemwolf4506
    @salemwolf4506 5 років тому +148

    RT: no one wants to be slytherin cause they’re evil
    Me, a slytherin: :(

    • @ferrin6326
      @ferrin6326 5 років тому +12

      Me, a Slytherin: :)

    • @JK-vq5me
      @JK-vq5me 4 роки тому +4

      Ayo slytherin buddy’s!

    • @artemiselliott3239
      @artemiselliott3239 4 роки тому +5

      I’ve found my people. My sister, a gryffindor, gets so sassy with me whenever talking about hogwarts houses

    • @redpanda1681
      @redpanda1681 4 роки тому +2

      I'm a ravenclaw and so is my twin. But my brother and one of my best friends are slytherin

    • @meowface6469
      @meowface6469 4 роки тому +2

      Imr a hufflepuff and it's kinda sad how everbody doesn't like them :/

  • @Xeconis
    @Xeconis 5 років тому +76

    RT: Anyone who thinks they're Ravenclaw is Hufflepuff
    Everyone who tests out as Ravenclaw (including me): So is Pottermore a Hufflepuff for placing me in Ravenclaw?

    • @helloilovemycat
      @helloilovemycat Рік тому

      IM 4 YEARS LATE BUT THIS WAS TRUE FOR ME, I thought I was Ravenclaw but I'm actually just a goofy ass Hufflepuff

  • @cyndaquilpikachu6603
    @cyndaquilpikachu6603 5 років тому +192

    I actually instantly recognized the music when I heard it
    Are you a PMD fan RT?

    • @Meefteack
      @Meefteack 5 років тому +14

      Ooh this town, i was near to leave a tear xDD

    • @diagoalarcongonzalez2332
      @diagoalarcongonzalez2332 5 років тому +17

      Is imposible not to recognise it

    • @JustThomas1
      @JustThomas1 5 років тому +9

      Yeah, it's pretty great. I've invested far too much time into the games plus messing with the tunes and mashing them together...

    • @katsuu8814
      @katsuu8814 5 років тому +7

      @@threateningcrow pokemon mystery dungeon

    • @JustThomas1
      @JustThomas1 5 років тому +7

      @@threateningcrow Pokemon Mystery Dungeon.
      It's a spin off dungeon crawler that focuses more on story (such as the pokemon ranger series of games).
      Generally the music is known as some of the best for the game series for the time it was made in and the resources available (GBA and DS hardware).

  • @TurboToadnt
    @TurboToadnt 5 років тому +417

    At least those 10 kids lived longer than an anti vaxx kid

    • @prodbmanbeats
      @prodbmanbeats 5 років тому +3

      StopPlease r/iamveryedgy

    • @anderskarlsson5145
      @anderskarlsson5145 5 років тому +1

      I think they'd rather be dead than live with shekelsteins brainpoison in thier heads.

    • @ballislife6034
      @ballislife6034 5 років тому

      Anders Karlsson *autism or how you would say, the devils curse

    • @docb1as
      @docb1as 5 років тому +2

      @@ballislife6034 ok

    • @ballislife6034
      @ballislife6034 5 років тому +1

      Bread ok

  • @rhaegartargaryen3162
    @rhaegartargaryen3162 5 років тому +135

    Books: say a character is white or straight
    Jk "just kidding" Rowling: imma pretend I didn't see that

    • @MCshadr217
      @MCshadr217 4 роки тому +2

      If you're talking about Hermione. Her skin tone was never actually mentioned in the book. And JK said she could POSSIBLY be black. She never said Hermione was. Just that she could be.

    • @LiliumTheRaven
      @LiliumTheRaven 4 роки тому +7

      @@MCshadr217 they say her skin just not very descriptive

  • @wojciechmuras553
    @wojciechmuras553 5 років тому +16

    After he said "professor MacGooglegal", somewhere around 11:10, I just couldn't watch anymore, because I was dying inside, while imagining professor MacGonnagal working at Google. It was too much for me for whatever reason XD

  • @Kapin05
    @Kapin05 5 років тому +31

    Make the entrance to Griffindor fantastic and call it SpiffingDoor

  • @synflwr
    @synflwr 5 років тому +93

    Harry Potter's new name: Parry Pothead.

  • @shakespearenuketh3233
    @shakespearenuketh3233 Рік тому +5

    ” family guy hasn't been funny since... Well, it wasn't funny to begin with”
    Thank you!!! If I could subscribe a second time, I would just for that

  • @lyletheegg
    @lyletheegg 5 років тому +81

    Nobody:
    Bogwarts: Hagrid’s crack shack

  • @Michaelqqq
    @Michaelqqq 5 років тому +159

    Me: spots a spider
    Me: (weeping) eXpEcTo PrOtRoNuM..

    • @kryswilkins8615
      @kryswilkins8615 5 років тому +8

      a patronus only repels dementors you blongus

    • @wolffza1078
      @wolffza1078 5 років тому +1

      Crucio

    • @aperson7746
      @aperson7746 5 років тому +2

      Imagine if your patronus was also a spider

    • @wolffza1078
      @wolffza1078 5 років тому +1

      @@aperson7746 and you where Ron weasley

    • @youruncleolaf4694
      @youruncleolaf4694 5 років тому +1

      Spiders are heckin adorable what’s wrong with you guys

  • @silverhand9965
    @silverhand9965 5 років тому +50

    Pokémon mystery dungeon music?
    Hell yes

  • @raggedcoffee9455
    @raggedcoffee9455 5 років тому +27

    “Wait Guys it’s not Sweden”
    - RT gaming 2019

  • @dansnell5774
    @dansnell5774 3 роки тому +5

    Shoutout to the guy who kept placing "ur dad lesbian" signs around RT

  • @adrianadeleon952
    @adrianadeleon952 4 роки тому +48

    “No one wants to be slytherin”
    Me: **cries in slytherin**

  • @shanedobbertin3925
    @shanedobbertin3925 5 років тому +19

    RTGame: builds knock-off hogwarts in swamp
    Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!

  • @weirdo337
    @weirdo337 5 років тому +16

    As a hufflepuff, I just want to say that a lot of us are druggies so huff’n’puff kinda fits

  • @milesd.8083
    @milesd.8083 5 років тому +19

    Best way to start out a Saturday Morning.

    • @rigatonipepperoni77
      @rigatonipepperoni77 5 років тому

      OH NO studios same

    • @mikael4984
      @mikael4984 5 років тому

      here were I live it is night

    • @milesd.8083
      @milesd.8083 5 років тому +1

      OH NO studios What’s the future like, time traveler?

    • @irlfella
      @irlfella 5 років тому +1

      7pm what a nice tíme to wake up in

    • @clarissarojas7959
      @clarissarojas7959 5 років тому

      It’s like noon here