@@jolien391 I actually didn't think about that until you just mentioned it. I did actually like that one, he fit with the style of the podcast. Like banter is the genre I guess, more so than "interview" if that makes any sense
James being excited about the dog boi cat boi quiz and wanting to come to the podcast next week dressed as whichever one they get does not surprise me in the slightest
when you have an english essay due at the end of the week that you havent started but the eboys podcast was just uploaded Edit: I literally waited until 5 o'clock today to start it and have written 6 paragraphs (1,400) words in the past 45 minutes.
@@raphlifts420 he doesn't anymore. I think they said in one of the podcasts he doesn't hes just always tired, since so many people commented it about it lmao
I'm just saying but I live in the Highlands and I CAN CONFIRM that to get to Tescos, MaccyD's or even aldis we have to drive over an hour... We quite literally make a day out of whenever we are needing a monthly shop, a walk in a park, a takeaway, the shopping and then blast some tunes over the scenic mountains ⛰ Honestly though, would change nothing. Its quiet and beautiful... just ignore the jakies and old gossip ladies...
real reviews on Green Shed, Glenuig, Lochailort: ‘there’s a feral child fucking about up there’ ‘will lenney stuck his finger up my todger, would recommend’ ‘was held captive here by some men, plotting to take over scotland, beware!’ i fucking love this fandom.
Dearest Eboys. I write this letter from the very trenches of the battlefield that is Denmark I have vital information, It is with a heavy heart I must report that we lost the Mink war. You guys should have bought them. Currently their millions of decomposing bodies is utterly fucking up the surrounding environment and water sources, government tried to dig them up and relocate them. They failed. F. for Minks. We fight on. All is not bleak however, because a noteworthy Danish hero has arisen. He already has several chart topping tribute songs. You see he was quite controversial to the rest of the world. So the Danes stood proud and defended the honor of this hero. One of the most loved chants dedicated to him Reached 50million+ plays on Spotify alone within a few days of release. Now let me tell you about this hero. And I shitteth thy not. This is all quite for real. John Dillermand. The literal translation is - John Dickman, Not to be confused with Alexander John Dickman, that vintage dude hung for a murder committed in 1910 on a train traveling between Newcastle to Alnmouth Fun fact, he was the last person to be hung in Newcastle Prison. Anyways. John The Dickman, is an average guy with a very special power. He wears a red and white striped tight fitted body suit, like those one of those that has a build in penis glove. And a rather sus blue hat. His special power is his enormously long and flexible penis. Which he uses to protect the Danish children and good citizens. It is a kids show, airs on tv several times a day on tv channels for children. Lesser intellectuals all over the globe had their Karen fits. But Denmark pretty much said 🖕🏻and måde toys, cakes, Pokémon cards cosplays, music. Embraced him and shoved him in the face of any Karen or jurnalists who dared to challenge him. I must commend the Danes for that. They stood up for their hero. May I suggest when you finally take over Denmark that we make him our national hero? New York has Spiderman, Gotham has Batman. And we have John Dickman, though he holds such immense penile power, he’s a nice guy, Much love 💕 Your loyal inside 👁 spy In Denmark Guy(but I’m not a guy)
The part were James talked about being social awkward and thinking about situations before it happens is so relatable to me, talking to strangers isn't the problem, but when you have to talk to people you know who will remember that awkward conversation which will be giving me nightmares years after that occurred.
James!! A good way to leave a conversation is to be like, "well, don't let me keep you" or whatever so then it sounds like you're letting them go rather than you saying you have something to do or that you have to leave, and it doesn't sound as rude as being like, "gotta go!" and like you're trying to end the conversation or something.
43:59 I've watched this pod about 50 times and only now just realised that Alex is stroking his own head 😆I thought someone came in and just randomly started stroking his head!
im rewatching this and the whole situation where james was talking about how he's terrible at social situations and he has to prepare for hours and he avoids sudden, unexpected social interaction, relates to me so much as a (diagnosed) autistic person. and i can see why now that james has actually recently been thinking about maybe actually being autistic
its very nice to hear james just casualy mention his struggles in social situations sometimes cuase of course people have told me they know what i mean before but james is just so casual about it just as he's quite casual on his channel about going to a therapist and it is very inspiring.
2:16 - Reference to the bridge in Calling. whenever I hear “I don’t open letters” in that song, I always think back to this podcast where James is terrified to open his post 😂
Alex having three wine bottles from the past two days and crying on twitter about his life is a mental state that I would be at if I was allowed to drink. I´m just drunk on life
Do you lot ever watch this podcast and just wonder if George and Alex have any communication - one of them always knows about something the other doesn't Do they even live together? Conspiracy
guys, seriously do the next podcast all quizzes! and you can start with the MBTI personality types. the tests are soooo much fun to watch and a genuine good craic. a lot of ytbers have done them and they're always an interesting watch.
No they wouldn’t??! Why would they triple their money on it. If it’s because it used to be owned by the eboys so it has more value then maybe the value would go up but nowhere near triple the amount. Now if ur talking about keeping it till it slowly gains value over years. Triple is impossible for an island unless u keep it super long and I don’t think the eboys would do that
James’ feelings about meeting up with people again and his through the processes is exactly the same for me navigating social situations with autism. 😆
James: What could we do with an island?
George: C A V E
Stupidest, funniest line of the podcast. Outrageous
All I could think of was the cavebear
@@mimi-be4tt 🥾
I mean he has a point 👀
george doesn't have the time to find out about the census but washes his heinz beans
and they say this podcast isn't educational
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just pissed myself
The first minute of this podcast astounded me; James Marriott not knowing what the Census is?!?
Honestly I was baffled like out of all of them you’d think he’d be the ones to know
How have they not noticed that the census happens every few years? It's definitely happened a few times since they were born, right?
@Anna
So they would've been about 11-13 yrs old last time? I'm still pretty surprised they haven't heard of it
@Anna uh yes they 20+
@@adamavi4384 but they've never had to do one
Eboys talking about buying an island has the same energy as my friends and I talking about traveling the world as we aren't broke
genuinely can’t believe that 3 out of 4 eboys didn’t know what the census was
Tbf Will IS the oldest... of a group of 21+ year old adult men...
Yeah I've got no excuses for them here
@@trumangrey2940 Also Will was proven to be the dumbest eBoy 🤪
And that will is the one that knows about it
@@trumangrey2940 he and James are pretty much the same age
we've fully lost the plot
Ello alex
ayup
If the island is not bought, we riot
L for you
have you bought it!
The greatest hour of the week for my sanity has arrived
that’s actually true i hate every thing except the eboys podcast
literally the only thing I ever have to look forward to tbh
@@imaffyy idk cheese is pretty nice
we love melanie and eboys stans
@@annaaolivia aw thank you haha !💖
Instead of a face reveal George should invest in a daft punk helmet
True that
Around the world around the world
Around the world around the world
Around the world around the world
Around the world around the world
Yes
Y e s
elite idea
James social anxiety being exacerbated by quarantine is a whole ass mood.
‘You just don’t open letters do you?’
James Marriott actually has 3 life sentences and 15 missed summons to court
the joke is in his song calling a repeated line is "i dont open letters"
CRYING AT GEORGE BEATBOXING WITH ALEX SINGING😭😭WHAT WAS THAT GEORGE
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN🤣
@@sadiecable8237 where’s your pfp from
@@alina9772 WillNE’s unboxing belle Delphine’s box with my girlfriend video :)
I was dying It was so funny it wasn’t even on beat or anything. I love their friendship, all four of them
31:14
I love how they are actually considering buying an island
watch there is another Eboys video in a few days titled we bought an island
What video? They haven’t uploaded in like 3 months 😂😂
@@draxbrady1535 haha I know we can hope though
They uploaded one today
So a census is basically a random government mandated buzzfeed personality quiz
Not random, it’s every ten years and it’s very important
@@Dan-zc7ut alright dan
@@Dan-zc7ut r/woooosh
@@genericusername9849 I don’t think they were joking
@@Dan-zc7ut ok dan
every episode i want one of them eboys hoodies even more
ah don't worry you'll get one... just in 2032
You’ll get one next eboys video, so a few decades
Unlucky
sorry mate
these types of podcasts are so much better than the guest ones
Depends on the guest I reckon. I liked the one with Tommy cause there was still banter between them but the Dream one was a bit bland
depends on if the guest fits with the banter
dream was boring af because he didn't join in on the banter
tommyinit was hilarious because he did.
@@jolien391 I actually didn't think about that until you just mentioned it. I did actually like that one, he fit with the style of the podcast. Like banter is the genre I guess, more so than "interview" if that makes any sense
Dream was dull, but Ste and Tommy were great
@@21Michichi probably because theyre british
3 minutes in and there’s bean talk, everything is as expected
8 minutes in and they're buying a castle
@@OscarTaylor4536 honestly 29 podcasts in is anyone actually surprised anymore, just standard tingz
@@sadiecable8237 lol ye
George doesn’t really say much but his one liners are always golden
Them genuinely not understanding what bean dip is has to be the most British thing I’ve ever seen
James being excited about the dog boi cat boi quiz and wanting to come to the podcast next week dressed as whichever one they get does not surprise me in the slightest
@L_verr no
when you have an english essay due at the end of the week that you havent started but the eboys podcast was just uploaded
Edit: I literally waited until 5 o'clock today to start it and have written 6 paragraphs (1,400) words in the past 45 minutes.
I have a biology exam but eboys island is more important to my future i reckon
@@ybjtya4366 haha yeah definitely
when you have a psychology exam at the end of the week that you haven’t started revising for but the eboys podcast was just uploaded
I’ve got my getting out of college 5 year plan due to the guidance consular at the end of the week, but the island is still more important
I have a PE summarize due in 5 hours but here I am
I just listened to 4 men talk about beans and buying an island and I loved every second of it... What am I doing with my life
This is the only podcast I ever watched and will ever watch
same
Not even happy hour
@@-_-33 they prob just prefer these people presenting
@@-_-33 depends who’s on it tbh
wafflin is good ngl
Alex is so underrated man. Tbh I'm 90% here for him alone 😂
damn
'you dont open letters, do you?'
'I DONT OPEN LETTERS I DONT OPEN LETTERS ANYMOREEEE' -Calling by James Marriott:)
I thought thats what they were referencing lmao
I KNEW THAT WAS THE REFERENCE
@@memeking6963 it was
1st half buying an island
2nd half James has a breakdown
"weve never smoked weed". - *Alex who literally went on a interview thing sbout weed and getting blazed*
"None of us smoke weed"
*Alex's red eyes in most videos"
He didn't get 20 hours of sleep today
Idk if he still smokes but Alex 100% used to smoke. He did a qna while high with a UA-cam called drewisharing. U shoukd check it out
@@raphlifts420 he doesn't anymore. I think they said in one of the podcasts he doesn't hes just always tired, since so many people commented it about it lmao
@@raphlifts420 of course oo I’m l
SCREAMING AT WHEN GEORGE GOES jAsoN dERuLo WHEN THEY WERE BEAT BOXING 😭😭😂
georges beatboxing has made my year
Alex: “We’d need doctors-“
George: “I’m quite smart”
💀💀💀
I'm just saying but I live in the Highlands and I CAN CONFIRM that to get to Tescos, MaccyD's or even aldis we have to drive over an hour... We quite literally make a day out of whenever we are needing a monthly shop, a walk in a park, a takeaway, the shopping and then blast some tunes over the scenic mountains ⛰ Honestly though, would change nothing. Its quiet and beautiful... just ignore the jakies and old gossip ladies...
damn why am I surprised you still get jakies up there
What are Jakies?👀
@@georgiaalderson3900 basically what we call people who you'd find drunk on the cheapest ish possible at 12pm. That or a massive druggie lol
I didn't know you guys had Aldi's. I live in the US and outside of Georgia I haven't seen one anywhere kinda cool to learn that
ayyy a fellow highlander
real reviews on Green Shed, Glenuig, Lochailort:
‘there’s a feral child fucking about up there’
‘will lenney stuck his finger up my todger, would recommend’
‘was held captive here by some men, plotting to take over scotland, beware!’
i fucking love this fandom.
I can't find it on maps. NOOOOO
@@monkeyatanofficedesk9253 oh nooo :( i just searched Green Shed, Scotland
Dearest Eboys.
I write this letter from the very trenches of the battlefield that is Denmark
I have vital information, It is with a heavy heart I must report that we lost the Mink war. You guys should have bought them. Currently their millions of decomposing bodies is utterly fucking up the surrounding environment and water sources, government tried to dig them up and relocate them. They failed. F. for Minks.
We fight on.
All is not bleak however, because a noteworthy Danish hero has arisen. He already has several chart topping tribute songs. You see he was quite controversial to the rest of the world.
So the Danes stood proud and defended the honor of this hero. One of the most loved chants dedicated to him
Reached 50million+ plays on Spotify alone within a few days of release.
Now let me tell you about this hero.
And I shitteth thy not. This is all quite for real.
John Dillermand. The literal translation is - John Dickman,
Not to be confused with Alexander John Dickman, that vintage dude hung for a murder committed in 1910 on a train traveling between Newcastle to Alnmouth
Fun fact, he was the last person to be hung in Newcastle Prison.
Anyways. John The Dickman, is an average guy with a very special power. He wears a red and white striped tight fitted body suit, like those one of those that has a build in penis glove. And a rather sus blue hat.
His special power is his enormously long and flexible penis. Which he uses to protect the Danish children and good citizens.
It is a kids show, airs on tv several times a day on tv channels for children.
Lesser intellectuals all over the globe had their Karen fits. But Denmark pretty much said 🖕🏻and måde toys, cakes, Pokémon cards cosplays, music. Embraced him and shoved him in the face of any Karen or jurnalists who dared to challenge him.
I must commend the Danes for that. They stood up for their hero.
May I suggest when you finally take over Denmark that we make him our national hero? New York has Spiderman, Gotham has Batman. And we have John Dickman, though he holds such immense penile power, he’s a nice guy,
Much love 💕
Your loyal inside 👁 spy In Denmark Guy(but I’m not a guy)
All my homies love the eboys podcast
they are so excited for the island im crying plsss so cute
Plot Twist: Will is actually deepfaking and that's why he's ignoring James again
i was thinking this the whole way through i dont trust will now 😀
Probably is fella
Okay but blue food
@@wandamaximilf3324 Is that a Percy Jackson reference
"welcome to my McChild Farm"
-mr james marriot, march 2021
This has got to be the beat eboys podcast yet. And George and Alex's beautiful cover of Addison raes song was just *chefs kiss*
Dunno how the boys are thinking they can inbreed considering the island has a no girls policy and it’s just the 4 of them🤨
alex's bussy
@@frostyclouded...
@@frostyclouded i don't... I don't think that's.. how... it works.. but I like your enthusiasm
that’s a wattpad fic just waiting to happen
@@frostyclouded how could I have been so stupid to not think of that
i listened to this on spotify earlier but i’m here to see the castle and look for a tescos
I love this place
We're not even five minutes in and we're talking about beans
Why did I read the title as Eboys love island 😭😭😭
Fan fics will be mad
Alex and George already share a flat , they’ve definitely lipsed at least once
@@-_-33 what does what does it mean to lips someone
@@speyeral put his lips against someone else’s
Synonym : kiss
sameee
It's nice to know school playgrounds in the UK never change
this podcast is the happiest hour of my week thank u fellas
If you like this kind of chatty/ a bit all over the map podcast then watch Sweet Boys - Garrett and Adam
The part were James talked about being social awkward and thinking about situations before it happens is so relatable to me, talking to strangers isn't the problem, but when you have to talk to people you know who will remember that awkward conversation which will be giving me nightmares years after that occurred.
Every Scottish fan is now hoping you buy the goddamn island. Save us from Nicola’s reign, start the Eboys National Party.
yes
James!! A good way to leave a conversation is to be like, "well, don't let me keep you" or whatever so then it sounds like you're letting them go rather than you saying you have something to do or that you have to leave, and it doesn't sound as rude as being like, "gotta go!" and like you're trying to end the conversation or something.
Kiss me thru the phone beatbox was elite
Alex gets slowly more saturated his lips are literally orange
43:59 I've watched this pod about 50 times and only now just realised that Alex is stroking his own head 😆I thought someone came in and just randomly started stroking his head!
Lmaoooo everyone just laughing at Alex answering the loyalty question💀🤧
Love your pfp 😂
@@user-gu1il8dp7p hahahahah why thank you, it’s literally my pp for everything at the mo I love it😂
@@sadiecable8237 your pp 😳
@@user-gu1il8dp7p oh shit-😳😳
@@sadiecable8237 pp 😳😳😩😩
As a very patriotic Scottish bloke, I loved this episode and the idea of them getting an island here is a great idea lol
This podcast is more off the rails every episode and I am HERE for it
im rewatching this and the whole situation where james was talking about how he's terrible at social situations and he has to prepare for hours and he avoids sudden, unexpected social interaction, relates to me so much as a (diagnosed) autistic person. and i can see why now that james has actually recently been thinking about maybe actually being autistic
I swear everytime I think "I wonder when the eboys will post their next podcast" you post on the same day
Please start thinking about it everyday then
It is always Wednesdays.
its very nice to hear james just casualy mention his struggles in social situations sometimes cuase of course people have told me they know what i mean before but james is just so casual about it just as he's quite casual on his channel about going to a therapist and it is very inspiring.
Already know this is going to be a brilliant podcast
“Beans don’t have flavor” so British
Top tier podcast. Can't be beaten
Fun fact in Scotland we are about to open a weed dispensery
why is the vibe so good here
This is the only podcast I watch its actually really funny
Seeing this come up as made my day
2:16 - Reference to the bridge in Calling. whenever I hear “I don’t open letters” in that song, I always think back to this podcast where James is terrified to open his post 😂
hear me out though - eboys sports day (omg u could have house colours and everything)
That gave me Harry Potter vibes. James would be Ravenclaw. George would be Hufflepuff. Will would be Gryfindor. Alex would be Slytherin.
Maybe?
@@LaurenTheorist shame alex doesn't have snape hair anymore
mia (will's gf) bullies me on stream for being scottish so will saying scotland is nice gave me so much serotonin
Left a great review on Green shed, the local primary school has been warned that you are coming. Praise the Eboys rulers of Scotland
Alex having three wine bottles from the past two days and crying on twitter about his life is a mental state that I would be at if I was allowed to drink.
I´m just drunk on life
This is me in a nutshell tbh
*r/I’m14andthisisdeep*
@@masteryooda9087 bro give me a year and this is my life
After hearing it on Spotify I finally was able to visually see the island
This is still my favourite piece of content from any of these 4, I rewatch it almost weekly 😂
Do you lot ever watch this podcast and just wonder if George and Alex have any communication - one of them always knows about something the other doesn't
Do they even live together? Conspiracy
Nah alex actually lives in an apartment behind George’s bathroom mirror
@@sadiecable8237 STOP-
@@draxbrady1535 heheheheh
@@sadiecable8237 i--
If they don't actually get an island in scotland ima be disappointed
me too
So true
george's energy is elite this episode
just cave. cool cave. explore cave. go sperrrlunkin.
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS Alex looks frikin good. I love this look so much
@Travis Maguire omg YESSS
george not knowing what the census is is a vibe
This is like when you talk about buying a house with your school mates in primary school
Alex was on fire this podcast
when eboys podcast comes out. i am happy. 😃
Just less sad honestly
@@-_-33 why yes
@Hershey i am sad
This is so chaotically beautiful. 10/10 would move there
Eboys podcast is the only thing keeping me going at this point
Yup same 👍
Best episode so far!
Definitely
guys, seriously do the next podcast all quizzes! and you can start with the MBTI personality types. the tests are soooo much fun to watch and a genuine good craic. a lot of ytbers have done them and they're always an interesting watch.
This is the highlight of my week
Eboys bake off 2 with ollie ball judging has got to happen
i can’t believe James and George don’t know what the census is i’ve been waiting 10 years for it
Been loving the podcast boys, keep it up!👍🏼
How did i, a 13 year old, know what a census is and private school man didn’t
honestly with buying the island you’d probably triple your money *at least*
No they wouldn’t??! Why would they triple their money on it. If it’s because it used to be owned by the eboys so it has more value then maybe the value would go up but nowhere near triple the amount. Now if ur talking about keeping it till it slowly gains value over years. Triple is impossible for an island unless u keep it super long and I don’t think the eboys would do that
@@raphlifts420 *videos*
@@henry55 oh fair enough. Idk if they would triple it Bur they could easily make a profit
As someone from the highlands I think eboys island would be a good addition to this very lonely area
was half way through the Spotify one and so confused ty eboys
sometimes i wonder if george is fully a person...
will: “what would you do with an island?”
george: “cave”
Not a fan of TikTok but man those guys make me want to download the app. They are actually funny and entertaining. I hope they go really far.
I’m surprised WILL knew about the Census but JAMES didn’t
had an awful day at school today, came home and watched this and now im wonderful, thanks mr eboy men
As a Scottish man, I’m offended by alex
we can just go and occupy the island before they arrive
it’s okay hes 3’2” and english hes not a threat to us x
This was by far one of the best episodes
I think this is the most George Memulous has ever talked in a podcast episode
You know you've got no life when you tell your mum the eboys uploaded so you'll be quiet for a bit
eboys is life
how do you get internet on an island? big elon musk comes in clutch- one word- SKYLINK
Starlink*
James’ feelings about meeting up with people again and his through the processes is exactly the same for me navigating social situations with autism. 😆