The I-16 pilot's reaction: Woho! A kill! *Two seconds later* FUUUUUUUUU!!! The BTD pilot's reaction: C'mon, how could an I-16 shoot me down.. *Two seconds later* Okay, I've seen enough now.
Werner: You see zaht bridge Rudy? Rudy: Yes Werner? Werner: I can see the vodka dripping down from ze engine! Rudy: Ze Bolsheviks? Werner: Yah mein friend, shoot that bridge! *Pops off 12 shot* Ivan: NOOOOOO, Vodka distillery ignited into flames, TAKE ME TO LENIN STALIN Ivan then burnt up in flames shouting FOR THE MOTHERLAND AND VODKA He died instantaneously due to burning. R.I.P IVAN 1913-1944 Times this incident by 2,000,000 and you will find most Russian deaths in WW2 meet this description
The last clip shouldn't be shocking to anyone. Germans smell bad engineering from a mile away, and being only 100m from it must have infuriated the flakpanzer commander enough to demolish it and nearly facepalm himself unconscious. Besides, the bridges probably could use more trusses and the I beams don't appear to be connected properly.
Bad engineering? Hans Ze Transmission broke Have you seen the Porsche Tigers drivetrain? That was the shittiest tank ever. The caliber of gun doesn’t matter if it breaks down after a mile
People don't realize the true intent of that Yak. His main aim wasn't to win the battle, sure, he wanted that too, but his true intent was to make Gaijin understand what truly needs to be implemented in next updates: kamikaze rewards and planes, for those who prefer flying in a straight line instead of having to perform those overcomplicated maneuvers to get one kill ; )
Hold on a second...Gaijin has 5 letters in it. There are 5 nations in War Thunder. Each episode, 5 prizes are given out (The regular categories and best comment). 5+5+5=15.15/5=3. A triangle has 3 sides. A triangle is the sign of the illuminati. BUT WAIT! There are 2 modes in War Thunder, Tanks and Aircraft battles. 3+2=5. Now we're back to 5. Gaijin is illuminati confirmed!
gunner- I see AAA under the bridge driver- It's ok he wont be able to kill us gunner- But we get basically a free kill driver- Don't waste your shot on that there are bigger enemies in front of you gunner- Ok I won't But what if he does *Falls off the bridge* gunner- Told ya driver- Kill it
This is actually a combination of German and Japanese tactics, similar to Stuka Kung fu. The Germans combined their bridge demolition tactic with the Japanese tactic of waiting till the enemy is "right on top of them"
German gunner: I just got these new see-tru-anything goggles! Watch! (Rest of crew): eh. (German gunner shoots). (Rest of crew): good job! Another RNG kill to mark down!
In this Episode of the best Show around: 1. Illuminati can't take the pressure of American hotdogs and 'pop'corn. 2. Too close for any kind of comfort in all honesty. 3. War Thunder Nature Documentary, featuring our well-known special guest - T-50
"Jack, you have one chance to destroy the Russian BIAS, can you do... Wait... you just destroyed it in single run, didn't you.." "What BIAS? All I see is that I've got two more rockets to kill t-34 with."
Well, at least we learned a few things. Illuminati is supported by tanks, Bombers are Anti Air, and Yaks are best used for Kamikaze attacks. Now I know which tactics to use in my next fight.
Man, I wish I had recorded the time I turned a low tier PBY Catalina into a supermanueverable flying pirate ship during the pirates April fools event. And the time I perfected my "one man blitzkrieg" technique and turned the tide of a battle in one fell swoop with my m2a4, whilst inspiring my higher tier teammates to rush in and take down all the high tier tanks I was kiting around. Shit was awesome.
-Finds 3 enemy tanks suspiciously in the desert -Pilot: "ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED" -but its just ene--- -Pilot: "ILLUMINATIIIIIII" -FOR GOODNESS SAKE, FRANK WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DRUNK PILOTING -Pilot(frank):"ILLUMINTAI MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEE" *epically destroys all 3 'suspicious illuminati tanks*
As of this moment June 10th 1943 A yak died serving the motherland we praise him for his heroic sacrifice and saving his team. For 2 minutes, then he respawns and we don't care about him once more.
And here we have the wild F6F hellcat. As we see it out of its natural environment in the skies over a desert. This bird of pray is pushing its natural ability in a very hostile environment. In this very rare footage we see the hellcat taking out three heavily armored pray. See as it takes then out in one quick movement. Remarkable!
Btd: YOU'll NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! I-16: Nooooooooooooooo... Wait... U gon do something... Btd: wait for it I-16: Epic flyby time Btd: perfect, KABOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM I-16: just wanted some friends😭
4:44 Here we observe a wild German AAA telepath tank hunting BANG BANG BANG Straight through a wooden bridge. Now moving in for the kill BANG BANG BANGBANGBANG. Our AAA telepath friend, Has done it.
All graphics in War Thunder game are really awesome (I play at ultra settings) but I'm the only one who don't like so much of the tree leaves graphics?
The German Telepath- He was just trying to save the enemy tank! There were stress fractures on the metal bridge patch frame & he was just applying an AAA incendiary "weld" to make the bridge safer....! :)
0:44 this man saw the triangular shape of their tanks formation and knew "I must take down this illuminate tank formation with all my might and skill for faze
Little known fact: In an effort to bolster defenses against the Allies advance, German AAA crews were given the order "Machen es regnen Panzers!" meaning "Make it rain Tanks!" - in addition to their usual winged prey.
Ally pilot: I bet you 50 rubles you can't fly over the enemy bomber and flip him the bird like on Top Gun before he crashes. Pilot in video: Oh yeah, watch this! *sound of crashing*
*at the raf development base* "Charles! how the bloody hell do we create a new plane?" "Im out of ideas chum, lets consult the idea dartboard!" *throws 3 darts* -2 propellers -all of the rockets -folding wings "by jove, its..its.." "BLOODY WONDERFUL!" "yes charles, its so good i bet a russian company will sell it for some gold plated birds in the future!" and that ladies and gentlemen is how the wyvern was created
A glorious sacrifice for that yak, but who knows maybe if he used his landing gear to hit the captain of that ship instead, he would have lived just like that stuka.
This had nothing to do with psionic skills. The crew of the Flakpanzer had a sensor type ninja / shinobi. He perceived the chakra of the enemy crew and they neutralized them with a secret jutsu.
We, Germany, have invented the new telepathy. So we will now use it on all battlefield so we win. This will have a big advantage like the G36 machine gun (It is the machine gun when you shot for too long or use it on a hot Terrain the bullets will fly anywhere but not strait) .
Illuminati: This is Charlie Delta 1. We have multiple units down. Prepare to retaliate. U.S. President: Roger Putin: Da Comrade David Cameron:Bloody Well
The Geopard was simply hunting for its food, It spotted a wild Tank, and decided to unleash its propelled teeth in order to feast on its catch later that same day.
Hey I thought of a really great drinking game! With the Wyvern being the most popular premium in all of war thunder, every time you see a Wyvern in a match, take a shot. Guaranteed drunk in 1 match!
German driver: I bet you 500 marks you can't demolish that bridge.
Gunner: Hold my beer.
They don't have the beer.
Actually some of the ammo are beer bottles.
Ja
+Number One Pleb He bets 1/20 of his ration for that?
germans always have beer
Vote me for president, I stay true to my name B)
i vote!!
Mike2020
Lol
Razi Nahiyan LOL
Mike Gönn dir 😂
I-16 is so small that it tried to land on a BTD-1...
You mean BTD-1
I can see how he got confused cause of the Gull Wings!
+zach orf I thought it was a PBJ :)
The I-16 pilot's reaction:
Woho! A kill!
*Two seconds later*
FUUUUUUUUU!!!
The BTD pilot's reaction:
C'mon, how could an I-16 shoot me down..
*Two seconds later*
Okay, I've seen enough now.
it's not an f4u, it's a destroyer
Rachata Peerapairoj Well, if that's a joke, I don't understand it.
the plane is called "destroyer" BTD
+Athedin haha, no it's a premium U.S. aircraft called the BTD destroyer
+Athedin He means it's a BTD-1 Destroyer ;)
Werner: You see zaht bridge Rudy?
Rudy: Yes Werner?
Werner: I can see the vodka dripping down from ze engine!
Rudy: Ze Bolsheviks?
Werner: Yah mein friend, shoot that bridge!
*Pops off 12 shot*
Ivan: NOOOOOO, Vodka distillery ignited into flames, TAKE ME TO LENIN STALIN
Ivan then burnt up in flames shouting FOR THE MOTHERLAND AND VODKA
He died instantaneously due to burning.
R.I.P IVAN 1913-1944
Times this incident by 2,000,000 and you will find most Russian deaths in WW2 meet this description
amen
this needs to be the next thunder show comment
Let's make this the top comment
I didn't know the Soviet Union had kamikaze pilots!
Google "taran".
The last clip shouldn't be shocking to anyone. Germans smell bad engineering from a mile away, and being only 100m from it must have infuriated the flakpanzer commander enough to demolish it and nearly facepalm himself unconscious. Besides, the bridges probably could use more trusses and the I beams don't appear to be connected properly.
Bad engineering?
Hans Ze Transmission broke
Have you seen the Porsche Tigers drivetrain? That was the shittiest tank ever. The caliber of gun doesn’t matter if it breaks down after a mile
Do I schmel ze Russians? 4:58
Ja. You do
Ah himmel!
Hanz- "Hey, Soviet tank on that bridge!"
Ivan- "What?"
Hanz- "That bridge doesn't look safe!"
Ivan- "Don't worry, It's fine."
Hanz- "No, look!"
(Flakpanzer destroys bridge)
Hanz- "Told you!
Ivan- ".......grrrrrrrrrr"
Lol, New asset added to Stuka. Retractable gear.
Username: Titanicman
email: coryaa03@hotmail.com
Your supposed to comment on one of the clips in this video...
Ignore him John ;_; its painful
5:10 that's mean. He was so helpless too, just kinda fell and had no idea what was going on. So sad. :(
People don't realize the true intent of that Yak. His main aim wasn't to win the battle, sure, he wanted that too, but his true intent was to make Gaijin understand what truly needs to be implemented in next updates: kamikaze rewards and planes, for those who prefer flying in a straight line instead of having to perform those overcomplicated maneuvers to get one kill ; )
"Hanz, do you smell ze vodka?"
"Jawhul, commandant"
"Hold mein Sauerkraut"
Hold on a second...Gaijin has 5 letters in it. There are 5 nations in War Thunder. Each episode, 5 prizes are given out (The regular categories and best comment). 5+5+5=15.15/5=3. A triangle has 3 sides. A triangle is the sign of the illuminati. BUT WAIT! There are 2 modes in War Thunder, Tanks and Aircraft battles. 3+2=5. Now we're back to 5. Gaijin is illuminati confirmed!
New asset added to War Thunder should be a triangular tank.
Username: Titanicman
This is not how it works titanic man, and if i were you i would remove your email ASAP if you dont want to get spammed to death
+Jan Vandoorne Thanks
Maybe a russian tank that can kill 15 tanks with one hit? It would sound like war thunder :)))
+Kopperston Yeah, Russian Bias
Meanwhile, Japan is nowhere to be seen.
(To the I-16 part)
When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten ツ
That gepard took the phrase of pulling the rug out from under your opponent to a whole new level.
gunner- I see AAA under the bridge
driver- It's ok he wont be able to kill us
gunner- But we get basically a free kill
driver- Don't waste your shot on that there are bigger enemies in front of you
gunner- Ok I won't But what if he does
*Falls off the bridge*
gunner- Told ya
driver- Kill it
This is actually a combination of German and Japanese tactics, similar to Stuka Kung fu. The Germans combined their bridge demolition tactic with the Japanese tactic of waiting till the enemy is "right on top of them"
so nostalgic
German gunner: I just got these new see-tru-anything goggles! Watch! (Rest of crew): eh. (German gunner shoots). (Rest of crew): good job! Another RNG kill to mark down!
In this Episode of the best Show around:
1. Illuminati can't take the pressure of American hotdogs and 'pop'corn.
2. Too close for any kind of comfort in all honesty.
3. War Thunder Nature Documentary, featuring our well-known special guest - T-50
German driver: I can hear enemy on bridge
German gunner: hold my beer and I'll shoot bridge
Hey, Bob, so you really think a soviet pilot would do anything- FOR THE MOTHERLAND! (explosions)
flakpanzer driver said, "How nice of you to drop by, T-34"
5:10 - 5:20 Its seems his victory
*put sunglases*
Fall shortly
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
5:12
T-50: "Oh, what the...why am I on the ground?!"
"Jack, you have one chance to destroy the Russian BIAS, can you do... Wait... you just destroyed it in single run, didn't you.."
"What BIAS? All I see is that I've got two more rockets to kill t-34 with."
Well, at least we learned a few things. Illuminati is supported by tanks, Bombers are Anti Air, and Yaks are best used for Kamikaze attacks. Now I know which tactics to use in my next fight.
Damn that upside down rocket kill was sick! LOL didn't know that bridge could be destroyed.
Man, I wish I had recorded the time I turned a low tier PBY Catalina into a supermanueverable flying pirate ship during the pirates April fools event. And the time I perfected my "one man blitzkrieg" technique and turned the tide of a battle in one fell swoop with my m2a4, whilst inspiring my higher tier teammates to rush in and take down all the high tier tanks I was kiting around. Shit was awesome.
-Finds 3 enemy tanks suspiciously in the desert
-Pilot: "ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED"
-but its just ene---
-Pilot: "ILLUMINATIIIIIII"
-FOR GOODNESS SAKE, FRANK WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DRUNK PILOTING
-Pilot(frank):"ILLUMINTAI MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEE"
*epically destroys all 3 'suspicious illuminati tanks*
That exploding BTD gives "MikeGoesBoom" a whole new meaning.
I never made it on here...
They say: "you can't demolish a bridge with that SPAA!"
SPAA: "fine! Bridge spotted!"
SPAA gunner: hold my coffee... *bridge destroyed*
The flack panzer crew was obviously telepathic and could sense the soviet crews presence and made a quick job of disposing of the Soviet crew
The last words of the pilot of the bomber:
ALAX AKBAAAARRRR!
seems like Ivan got alittle to happy over killing the bomber, he exploded in excitement
German Gunner-My T-34 senses are tingling.
German driver-wut
German gunner- you'l see.
Guys that I-16 has proved that there is no soviet bias in this game :D
"Hell no!" says the yak, "for mother russia!!"
Illuminati, MLG, "deal with it", and War Thunder all in one clip the guys I showed went nuts.
As of this moment June 10th 1943 A yak died serving the motherland we praise him for his heroic sacrifice and saving his team. For 2 minutes, then he respawns and we don't care about him once more.
You see Ivan, the I-16 died a coward because his death did not help motherland. The glorious Yak died for the motherland, and saved the day
Russain v day
Stalin: "let's not forget comrade snider."
4:12
RIP I-16 Pilot. When he saw that plane about to blow up he jumped on top of it to save his fellow soldiers. That's what I call selflessness.
And here we have the wild F6F hellcat. As we see it out of its natural environment in the skies over a desert. This bird of pray is pushing its natural ability in a very hostile environment. In this very rare footage we see the hellcat taking out three heavily armored pray. See as it takes then out in one quick movement. Remarkable!
Btd: YOU'll NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!
I-16: Nooooooooooooooo... Wait... U gon do something...
Btd: wait for it
I-16: Epic flyby time
Btd: perfect, KABOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
I-16: just wanted some friends😭
That bridge trick was pretty amazing
Have you ever been so mad that you detonated your own plane just to spite the enemy? That BTD was.
*Singing*- Moscow the bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, Moscow the bridge is falling down, my dear T-50
MikeGoesBoom is an appropriate name.
4:44 Here we observe a wild German AAA telepath tank hunting BANG BANG BANG Straight through a wooden bridge. Now moving in for the kill BANG BANG BANGBANGBANG. Our AAA telepath friend, Has done it.
All graphics in War Thunder game are really awesome (I play at ultra settings) but I'm the only one who don't like so much of the tree leaves graphics?
It looks like shit at range
Look at my videos and you will see the horrors of minimum graphics
Look at my settings on low and you’ll be fine with the leaves
This week: Improvised Trapdoor!
The perfect trap for unsuspecting Russians!
That T-50 drank his last bottle of Vodka!
Now that I take a closer look, I am not sure that bridge would hold a tank, certainly not with hundreds of AA holes in it. Awesome Kill!
The German Telepath is a savage opponent with the tendancy to hit tanks through rocks and semi half wooden bridges.
June 2016, patch 1.59 where we have a Turboprop aircraft and ATGMs, but the M24 still haven't got a 5 man crew.
I think the tank that use the map, and had it planned out for the other tank to fall though the brig. But did not know he would land upside down.
A Japanese pilot must have secretly snuck into the Soviet Air Force base, took the Yak-1, and wanted to Kamikazi a American Cargo ship
Now Snider can use those 5000 Golden Eagles to get himself a hero's coffin.
*sets up a dynamite in own aircraft fuel tank to ensure enemy is taken along*
Hans: I smell sekrit dokuments and cheap vodka, time to go to work Fritz!
The German Telepath- He was just trying to save the enemy tank! There were stress fractures on the metal bridge patch frame & he was just applying an AAA incendiary "weld" to make the bridge safer....! :)
The German SPAA felt left out of the fight so he brought the T-50 down to party with
0:44 this man saw the triangular shape of their tanks formation and knew "I must take down this illuminate tank formation with all my might and skill for faze
You see, when a German gunner knows his target well enough, he shall always know where the target is and only waits for the right moment to strike.
Illuminati- "Oh noes! We've been found! ACTIVATE THE LAST DEFENSE!" *Gaijilla tears through the ground and goes on a rampage*
Little known fact: In an effort to bolster defenses against the Allies advance, German AAA crews were given the order "Machen es regnen Panzers!" meaning "Make it rain Tanks!" - in addition to their usual winged prey.
The tiny plane mustve said "Hey my first kill of the war! Succes-" boom
When you shoot up and kill an enemy plane so hard that it comes back from the dead to return a favour and settle the score
In regards to the MikeGoesBoom clip
"This is the end. Before I go, I wanna hear my Mixtape for the last time..."
I didn't even realize the bridge was destroyable.
Wut he already has like 9479032 Golden eagle REALY +MikeGoesBoom
За Родину , товарищ Иван ! Мы никогда не забудем его героические усилия !
The wild cold blooded German AAA, gets its lederhosen sense from beer, giving it the ability to sense Russian vodka
F6F pilot: Let me show you a little trick i learned!
the illuminati meme died in 2015, why are you doing this? it died along with john cena & deez nutz (RIP)
Well atleast we know you wont be having kids :^) if your a male ;^)
john cenas nuts are illuminati confirmed
creamy memes never dies
they will never die in our hearts and minds. they are too zainy to be forgotten.
I died n 2015
i used to be an air pilot just like you, but then i took an flaming arrow to the wing
.
Ally pilot: I bet you 50 rubles you can't fly over the enemy bomber and flip him the bird like on Top Gun before he crashes.
Pilot in video: Oh yeah, watch this!
*sound of crashing*
Ivan, get my Yak-boat. I'm going hunting in the Atlantic again.
As a russian tanksman now i take notes
Look around you for enemy tigers
Look up for a banzaing kamikaze
Look down for a german AA
the hellcat must've been a member of FaZe with that doritos camouflage and ez rocket trickshots
Gepard Gunner: *Sniff sniff* "TARGET ACQUIRED"
Now I understand why there is a big red button in the BTD-1.
On this paranormal thundershow: Illuminati is confirmed and Germanys new Telepathic sodier saves the day.
1. Take out the first illuminati tank with bombs
2. take out second illuminati with rockets
3. well this ones for fun :P
The Russian pilot smelt vodka in the ship and went as fast as he could to get to it.
*at the raf development base*
"Charles! how the bloody hell do we create a new plane?"
"Im out of ideas chum, lets consult the idea dartboard!"
*throws 3 darts*
-2 propellers
-all of the rockets
-folding wings
"by jove, its..its.."
"BLOODY WONDERFUL!"
"yes charles, its so good i bet a russian company will sell it for some gold plated birds in the future!"
and that ladies and gentlemen is how the wyvern was created
A glorious sacrifice for that yak, but who knows maybe if he used his landing gear to hit the captain of that ship instead, he would have lived just like that stuka.
This had nothing to do with psionic skills. The crew of the Flakpanzer had a sensor type ninja / shinobi. He perceived the chakra of the enemy crew and they neutralized them with a secret jutsu.
We, Germany, have invented the new telepathy. So we will now use it on all battlefield so we win. This will have a big advantage like the G36 machine gun (It is the machine gun when you shot for too long or use it on a hot Terrain the bullets will fly anywhere but not strait) .
i bet that bomber dropped the bomb INSIDE the bay he might need to play with his bomb activation settings
Illuminati: This is Charlie Delta 1. We have multiple units down. Prepare to retaliate.
U.S. President: Roger
Putin: Da Comrade
David Cameron:Bloody Well
3:55 THAT IS THE SICKEST DEATH I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY NONEEXISTENT LIFE
That's what happens when you T-50s don't pay the toll for the flaktroll's bridge.
The Geopard was simply hunting for its food, It spotted a wild Tank, and decided to unleash its propelled teeth in order to feast on its catch later that same day.
Ras al Ghul was driving that AA. As the T-34 plummeted to it's doom he coldly stated, "You never did learn to mind your surroundings."
Hey I thought of a really great drinking game! With the Wyvern being the most popular premium in all of war thunder, every time you see a Wyvern in a match, take a shot. Guaranteed drunk in 1 match!
Gepard, like all german anti-aircrafts is an unexpected threat for all those who cross a bridge !