Fellow Jordindians! It’s been a while since we let loose and since it’s Friendship Day Weekend, we did something fun. And by fun we mean acting like fools. Hope you all enjoy! :) Also, make sure to tag your friends and share the lamest jokes in the comments below using #BreezerVivid & #LiveLifeInColour. Best ones will be featured on our Insta stories! Happy Friendship Day Weekend y’all!! #jordindian
The word "Algebra"(Al-Jabr) was first used in a book by Al Khawarizmi. Khawarizmi NOWHERE claimed that he invented Algebra. He used Indian methods in his book on Algebra. He even abridged the work of an Indian who visited Abbasid court in Baghdad. When Al Khwarizmi wrote books on mathematics, he did not forget to credit his source, the Hindus. He named his book on calculations as Hisab -Al-Hind ("calculations of India"). He named his book on astronomy as "Jiz Al Sind Hind" (astronomical tables of Sind and Hind" )
Hey Jordindians I want to thank you guys for the clean, belly-laugh-worthy videos you create guys. My 16- year daughter and I have our best time together when we watch funny videos - right from her childhood. Last 3 years we discovered you guys' channel. My wife also joins the fun and our best family moments are when we laugh ourselves to sleep re-enacting your videos! There's nothing my daughter loves more than watching your videos with me. Clean family comedy shows without vulgarity are sooo rare that you folks come as a breath of fresh air. Want to let you know how much your work means to us. Do keep them coming!
I don't get y ppl even watch that moron ,, he just picks up anything Indian and just says 'wow' 'omg' blah blah ... All his viewers r probably morons who seek 'foriegn validation'
"All These Years Watching Jordindian ,No matter how many videos they posted There was one thing l understood : "Sharon aunty and Dinesh are always mystery😂😂😂😂" Big fan Jord❤️❤️indian
Me : Why did the chicken cross the road? Friend : Idk, why? Me : To visit the idiot's house. Friend : Wait, what? I don't get it-- Me : Knock knock! Friend : Who's there? Me : The chicken. Friend : The chicken who-- Me : Friend : Friend : YOU LITTLE-- *Edit* : To everyone who's been asking me where I got the joke from, or if I heard it from reddit or something, no. I haven't. I got a "Harry Potter" themed one of this joke in Pinterest and thought it would be funny to add the joke here, I'm not trying to say, "Oh I'm so original! Be jealous!" Lol All I wanted to do was show it to people who haven't heard it, trying to make them smile, and nothing more. I don't want to start another internet war! Have a good day, stranger
Friend : When is Friendship Day? Me : Go check Jordindian After a hour Friend : Then What is friendship day editition? Me : You go chat with Dinesh i'm not chatting with you.
7:20 Fun fact the person credited with the compilation of algebra is Al Jabr, who was not an Arab but a Persian who compiled and compounded on mathematics from Egypt, Mesopotamia, Greeks and India. Christian priests in Europe were very curious on arabic literature and translated the work into Latin and named it algebra.
Why did the teenager put sugar under her pillow? She wanted to have sweet dreams. What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh. (Hint: No "eye" = No "i") Which 'BUS' could cross the ocean? Columbus!
🚨🚨 *I saw Different types of Teachers videos in the recommendations. Started following you. I am a lecturer too. You guys were accurate and I was two of those types. I will change my behavior on the podium.* *So proud to be your fan!!* 💗💗
The way how Beep pulls the wax strip on One, saying on the count of Three, giving Nas the upper hand to be in shock and not feel the pain shows the true friendship between them.✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻
Fellow Jordindians! It’s been a while since we let loose and since it’s Friendship Day Weekend, we did something fun. And by fun we mean acting like fools. Hope you all enjoy! :)
Also, make sure to tag your friends and share the lamest jokes in the comments below using #BreezerVivid & #LiveLifeInColour. Best ones will be featured on our Insta stories!
Happy Friendship Day Weekend y’all!! #jordindian
Binod
Happy friendship day
This is AWESOMEEEE
Hi dude..
Good to see y'all again!
Damn they left out Dinesh this friendship day
Oh yeah.....☹️😂
Poor Dinesh 😔
B I N O D
Unnamed UA-camr binodtha se prasan
@@unnamedyoutuber2010 yah BINOD
Finally Jordindian have came back from the land of " Oh I Forgot I Had A UA-cam Channel"
B I N O D
LOL
U go play Fortnite with Qathor
Good one XD
🤣🤣🤣
"Fishhhhhhh"
"Fishhhhhhh"
"Three whistles"
heh.. that one got me. well played
@Pageantocity no
Everything becomes funny when you're not allowed to laugh
@Aditri Uday Nair yeah
@Monica Canaman Beraña yeah
So underrated
Al gebra was so simple yet so effective😂
i know right
The word "Algebra"(Al-Jabr) was first used in a book by Al Khawarizmi. Khawarizmi NOWHERE claimed that he invented Algebra. He used Indian methods in his book on Algebra. He even abridged the work of an Indian who visited Abbasid court in Baghdad. When Al Khwarizmi wrote books on mathematics, he did not forget to credit his source, the Hindus. He named his book on calculations as Hisab -Al-Hind ("calculations of India"). He named his book on astronomy as "Jiz Al Sind Hind" (astronomical tables of Sind and Hind" )
@@Vibes-kv5pi dude, I get what you're trying to say but this is really not the place😅
@@Vibes-kv5pi *"You picked the wrong house fool"*
It didn't even make sense to me
Teacher: Johnny Johnny...
Johnny: Yes sir...
Teacher: Eating sugar?
Johhny: *Nasser*
this is really good !!
Real joke in comments. Underarated
Damn!!!!!!!! 🔥
😂😂🤘
@@nelser1160 🤣🤣
Class Teacher "Pin drop silence"
Backbenchers - 14:51
😂😂😂
Sumukha Jayanth it is 1452
First benchers 4:55
These dares are given by our lovely D DINESH 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe binod
@@sarthaksingh1528 maybe, who knows..... Well maybe binod himself
@@sarthaksingh1528 binod
Sharon
@@rolphylewis6196 hmmmmm sharon aunty it seems .
Jordindian: *posts 2 videos in a month*
Jordindian fans: Wait that's illegal
That tha noss
It was at this moment that they knew
We'll be right back😐😬
Sssniperwolf's dialogue
ua-cam.com/video/GeFCVm6hjWk/v-deo.html 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😨😨😧😧😦😦😟😟🙁
Sssniperwolf!
Naser: Trying not to laugh
Beep: Also trying not to laugh
Me : Laughing shamelessly at all silly jokes
😂😂😂
Lol.....like pple 🙄🙄
@@varshanisal also...comment pple🙄🙄
varsha nisal not funny
Yes But Actually No
ua-cam.com/video/GeFCVm6hjWk/v-deo.html 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😨😨😧😧😦😦😟😟🙁
the black panther joke hits diferrent now
yeah
😢yeah
R.I.P Chadwick Boseman
R.I.P Chadwick
Rip
What do u call a watchman of a Samsung store?
: Guardian of the galaxy
Hm no
Old joke.
Nice one
Didnt get me
I mean u tried
12:47 "I don't know which is colder, the ice or your heart". 🙌🏽🤣🤣
Why was the black panther unable to get up after sitting down?
Okkandha forever
Semma bro
Epic bro
Crazy
Tamilians get it only
Semma da
Being an South indian, I had the privilege to understand every single joke in this.....
yss
yeah
Me too
YeaA
True
14:51
Press this button continuously 8 times.
Edit:
You could also press:
14:52
Its so cool buddy. Nice
Thanks😀
Vera level comment🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
Bangam bro!!!
thanks 😂
what do you call a mexican who lost his car : carloss
oo mah good
B I N O D
XD'
BA DUM CRASH
Booooo
At the beginning I thought that my phone's volume was low. 😁😂
Lol ..it was at this very moment that jordindian disabled the comment section
Same
Same loll
Sameeeee
YUP BRO
When Vineeth tells a joke, we laugh more cause of the way he says it.
True.. typical south Indian accent
True lol. The 3 whistles part cracked me up
The black pqnther accent cracked me😂😂
The fact during every time they did a *cheers* they never drank it..
Hahaha 😂😂 ikr!!
But only in the end they drank it finally!!
It was sponsored
It's said that if you do a cheers, but don't drink, you lose some ages of your life each time
@@prem9185 lol XD
@@Harsh-lk2dp yeah heard that
Naser: look at my hand
Beep: look at MY hand no hair
Waxing strip: GOMMA COME HERE
ha ha
Lol
Ha. That's funny!!🤑😛😝😝😝😜😅😄😀😂😂🤑😜😝
ua-cam.com/video/GeFCVm6hjWk/v-deo.html 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😨😨😧😧😦😦😟😟🙁
Man it’s like a lifetime achievement to guess the answers of the jokes in such videos😂😂😂😂😂
Then i made an achievement 🤣😂🤣🤣
Just guess the hulk question
Bulk 😅
😂😂
Even I think the same😂😂😂😂
😂😂👍👍👍
Hey Jordindians I want to thank you guys for the clean, belly-laugh-worthy videos you create guys. My 16- year daughter and I have our best time together when we watch funny videos - right from her childhood. Last 3 years we discovered you guys' channel. My wife also joins the fun and our best family moments are when we laugh ourselves to sleep re-enacting your videos! There's nothing my daughter loves more than watching your videos with me. Clean family comedy shows without vulgarity are sooo rare that you folks come as a breath of fresh air. Want to let you know how much your work means to us. Do keep them coming!
my man here laughed at his own joke. thats the biggest tribute one can ever give for dad jokes
Boomer
ua-cam.com/video/GeFCVm6hjWk/v-deo.html 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😨😨😧😧😦😦😟😟🙁
"Because it's in dispute" is the most Bangalorian thing about land !!! xDxDxD
Its the most Indian thing about land*
@@sanjitfranklin true!
What do you call a sad coffee??
Ans: depresso😂🤣
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍
that is the joke of jin from BTS..LOL
😂😂😂
Why couldn't the cheetah play hide and seek?
ANS- because it is always spotted 😀🤣
Lol
also a bug
lady bug\
Can anyone tell me the background music name 14:00 plzz
Well this joke is in genarimo Stilton hunt for the hundredth key
Jaby koay be like: It's reaction time!!!! 🙄 😂😂😂
I don't get y ppl even watch that moron ,, he just picks up anything Indian and just says 'wow' 'omg' blah blah ... All his viewers r probably morons who seek 'foriegn validation'
@@shreyaskarthik2185 i had the exact same feeling. Imagine all of the original creators copyright claiming their videos lol. They will be DEAD
@@shreyaskarthik2185 yeah dude completely
No one:
Not even jordindian:
99% of The comments section: *roasting jordindian on how long it's been*
So long since I've heard the "wassup people!!"
Us too! ;)
@@Jordindian I love you guys
Jordindian same
0:50 NASER SMARTNESS LEVEL: CAN I GET TO WAX HIS BEARD 😂😂😂😂😂
"Current came back"
Ha Soo Bengalurian
Hi u are from belgaum right??
👍
no Bangalore@@joshuanithin9993
@@gspkmr sorry i didn't understand
What do you call Post Malone... When he comes early to a concert?
: Pre Malone
Idk why, but I laughed hard 😂
Old joke
Where is this part? Pls tell??
Not funny
Then offcourse post malone went inside water and became Watermalone
That “Ratatatattata” reminded me of joey’s wheel of mayham 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
bamboozle
pranjal sonawane bamboozle😹🥺
Same here
It reminded me of cardi b
The jokes are not funny on their own but the way of delivering makes it hilarious 😂
I have a joke on unemployment
But it doesn't work.....
0of
😂😂
👌🏽😂
i have a joke on boredom but I'm bored
😂😂
Why was the king only a foot tall??
Because he was a ruler hahaha 😂😂
Sheri nnna
Noice
Nice
Heard that a million times from my classmates but still gets me
@@ajan4174 😂myr
Nobody:
Jordindian: Gomma guess who's back!
I like how they did the cheers but never drank lol.
I'm not indian but these guys are funny lol it's like two manics over loaded with fun
12:16
When Beep said. " Rest of the game aaa..."
Dude that was so satisfying.
SinNos/CosNos = thanos
You made me laugh on that😅😂😂
"All These Years Watching Jordindian ,No matter how many videos they posted There was one thing l understood :
"Sharon aunty and Dinesh are always mystery😂😂😂😂"
Big fan Jord❤️❤️indian
And that binod is op
Ya XD
Me: Knock knock
My friend: Who's there
Me: Tank
My friend: Tank who
Me: Your welcome
Got itttt
i frnd asked who Tank he is dumb
@@Lazy_is_Live I feel so sorry for him
Oh God
@@prem9185 😂😂👍
Beep's way of saying the jokes is funnier than the JOKES themselves! LOL.
*no one*
Vineeth : "it's not that bad.. Ohohohoho"
🤣🤣
Me : Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend : Idk, why?
Me : To visit the idiot's house.
Friend : Wait, what? I don't get it--
Me : Knock knock!
Friend : Who's there?
Me : The chicken.
Friend : The chicken who--
Me :
Friend :
Friend : YOU LITTLE--
*Edit* : To everyone who's been asking me where I got the joke from, or if I heard it from reddit or something, no. I haven't. I got a "Harry Potter" themed one of this joke in Pinterest and thought it would be funny to add the joke here, I'm not trying to say, "Oh I'm so original! Be jealous!" Lol
All I wanted to do was show it to people who haven't heard it, trying to make them smile, and nothing more. I don't want to start another internet war! Have a good day, stranger
@Master Saitama 😂
Underrated
@@alexkapila3787 :)
I'm going to steal this now
Sudan M how’s he a simp?
Vineeth avoiding copyright strike like a boss by singing his own song...
That was smart
Who is vineeth
Do u mean isho boy beep
I think you guys dont know how copyright works.
@@AXCBER not everyone here
Friend : When is Friendship Day?
Me : Go check Jordindian
After a hour
Friend : Then What is friendship day editition?
Me : You go chat with Dinesh i'm not chatting with you.
Lol
Hahaha x 1000
Lol
Why does elephant shout when ant gets in its ears?
Yell-if-ant
LoL 🤣
" Straight up to a tamil Joke uh ?"
" *I* *represent* "
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Ans: It was two tired
XD
Oof
i heard it from my google assistant.
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!!!
😅
Nas - my mom tells 3 whistles and switch it off
*everyone related to that*
Finally Jordindian uploads....Ive been waiting FOREVER
Me too
Same
Binod too
Same bro
U think thats gonna work?
Vineeth: there's waxing
Nas: ey malu mera chicha kon eh
This video:
1% naser torture
99% crispello🤑
What do you call hulk when he’s ON a diet? .....
HULKA. 😂😂
Lol
Same I thought
Lol
Abhishek Bhuvanesh lol
Lol
Nobody:
Vineeth: POst MaLonE iT SEEms
Vineeth didnt said it the producer said it
Vineeth's natural reactions! Dude they're awesome 😂😂
@@prathamshah3254 he meant Vineeth repeated it lol
@@prathamshah3254 Ya I know but it was just funny how he said it
That African accent tho!😂😂
Wakandan accent 🤭
The face he made while saying “Masalaw”😂😂
Why does the keyboard never sleeps?
Because it has two shifts
😂😂😂
Nice 😂😂
Underrated
who checked their keyboard wether they hav it or not ?
There's an escape button to avoid work
Bro
I found you
No one:
Literary no one:
Random person:B-I-N-O-D 😂😂😂
Slayy point fam!!!!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh slayy point fammmmmmmm😂😂😂😂😂
slayy point fans have entered the chat
Slay point 😂😂
Slayy fam!!!!
7:20 Fun fact the person credited with the compilation of algebra is Al Jabr, who was not an Arab but a Persian who compiled and compounded on mathematics from Egypt, Mesopotamia, Greeks and India. Christian priests in Europe were very curious on arabic literature and translated the work into Latin and named it algebra.
I’m a sucker for jin’s dad jokes 😂 💜💜💜💜💜💜
Same.
Same
me too!!!
Amiiiiiiii
No one:
Literallu no one:
Vineeth: laughs at his own joke in ylyl
literally* and u probably laugh at ur own too
I laugh at mine
id like this comment but it is at 69 likes so ill comment instead
100 th like
They both did
Who is the most useless Avenger ?
Answer- Bajaj Avenger
No
daym lmao
lol
No its
BINOD
Who who who who is the avenger from middle East? - Qathor😝
Hulk when he's not on a diet- Bulk😳
Small dog in Japan - konichiwawa😂
Haha
Why does elephant shout when ant gets in its ears?
Yell-if-ant
@@prem9185 lol 😂
What is konichiwawa bro
@@rockerskickchannel8532 konichiwa is like vanakkam/namaskar
11:30 when air leaks out of your cycles tyre( his laugh)
Finally they remember they have a channel
Lol
Agree
What do you call Lilly Singh when she's swimming?
: Lotus SIngh
Brilliant
The question should be
"what do you call lily Singh if she joins BJP?"
We can call them both becas both are water plant
S
@@deekesh7321 haha
@@therealfakist 😂😂🙌🙌🙌
a Mexican magician says
" Uno... Dos... Poof"
He disappeared,
Without a Tres #BreezerVivid #LiveLifeInColour
Oh my.... jajajaj😂😂
Lmao
That's a good one lmao.
Hope its original
lol
So everyones gonna ignore the fact that the word algebra was literally derived from the Arabic word al-jabr.
BAHAHAAHAHA I SAID THE SAME THING
Yes
My dad recently started listening to BTS. You know what I said?
k, pop
🤣
😂
Good one
LOL
🤣👌🏻
Guys be sounding like pujaris in a mandir at the end
Am I the only one, who laughed on all of their 'dad' jokes?😂
Me to dyde
Sorry to break it to you, but yes you are
YES
Fish was
I got you company bro
What black panther says when he don't like a joke ??
Wakanda joke is that!!
Edit : next time make a video' Sharon and Dinesh '
Abha Polas 🤣🤣🤣
😂 😂
Lamao😂😂
Nobody:
Jordindian: Finally uploading and making my quarantine much better.
Jaby koay : It's business time.
Girl: Hey are you gravity? I'm attracted to you
Boy: nope, I'm magnet, I repel sometimes
#jordindian
If me and my best friend would do this we would lose it even before starting 😂
Me: I got a lot of unemployment jokes.
Friend: Tell me one of them, then.
Me: None of them work.
what do u call an indian dating site?
me : Jatinder
That's only for Jats !
Why does this have only 89 likes
Why not jaitinder?
This gonna be a top comment fr sure
"Land dispute" was better than dad joke😅
‘LMAO’ is not enough for their jokes. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
why Nasser be looking like Justin from “No Brainer” ?
Why did the teenager put sugar under
her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh. (Hint: No "eye" = No "i")
Which 'BUS' could cross the ocean?
Columbus!
Airbus
Which Bus goes round and round? Com-bus ( compass)
@@the_varunrvel nice
@@CPAHarshi ok
Nice
When the video started i Cindy hear anything and i thought that my earphones was not workin!!😂😂😂
EXACTLY 😂😂😅
Same!!!
Kim soekjin is the winner of dad jokes
Lol ! Was looking for one of the army comments
Was waiting for this😂😂
Was I the only one who laughed at all the dad jokes. 😂😂
Aishwarya Hirepatt yes you were the only one😂 i laughed at TanNOS😂
@@smitvaghasiya426 😂
Nope 😂
Yes u are I couldn't laugh
Yes you were the only one
What do u call a person with no body and no nose
Nas: no body nose
Me: Mike wazowski
Oooooo🔥🔥🔥
Voldemort
@@sippybijuthomas8203 voldemort has body 🙄
Hmmm joke 😑😑😑
@ not in the 1st movie
"He's my uncle"......i could really imagine that vividly !!!! xD xD xD
🚨🚨 *I saw Different types of Teachers videos in the recommendations. Started following you. I am a lecturer too. You guys were accurate and I was two of those types. I will change my behavior on the podium.*
*So proud to be your fan!!* 💗💗
Vineeth is such a professional. I can never get my waxing strips right and he just ripped it off like broooo.
Salute and respect.
😆😆
Bro...or pro...
And he's never done it before!!
One of the hidden talents of Vineeth beep kumar
Me:mom i want to go to post malones's concert.
Mom: we have post malone at home.
The post malone at home: 11:34
Friend:Spell Ambulance..
Me: A....M.....B.....U...
Friend:faster!!!!
Me: Wee-dooo weee-doooo weee-dooo weee-doooooo😂😂
The hilarious thing is that when I read the joke, the ambulance's siren was going on.
@@gajanansawant2313 🤣🤣😂😂
Amazing
0:04 what’s up guys, current came back 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jordindian: Cheers!
*2 seconds later*
Jordindian: *never takes a sip*
I threw a ball up in the air.. and was thinking why it did not come back..
Then it struck me..!!
Good one. Thank you
Oooooh now I get it
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didn’t get it
The way how Beep pulls the wax strip on One, saying on the count of Three, giving Nas the upper hand to be in shock and not feel the pain shows the true friendship between them.✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻
What is the name of a meter going to die? A Diameter
Good one