CSGO After Dark Was A HUGE MISTAKE
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Late night sessions with friends will always end up with the most scuffed and outright vile conversations being had
when everyones half asleep and saying random bs or making weird noises its the best
@@godsglock1824its cuz the video starts with blarg taking a bad tab of acid
did they put the shit on screen I wasn watching
Let's appreciate Blarg for a while longer because he actually has a healthy sleep schedule.
Facts
Let's appreciate Blarg's decent sleep schedule by raising his sub count by 500k 😊
@fnvfan0145 what? Edit: me dumb and cant read
@@fnvfan0145 I'm having a stroke reading that
Both ways
@@fnvfan0145 Definitely!
i’m glad mcnasty sounds comfortable to talk freely in this video, especially with swagger. he’s funny as hell
When did he not sound comfortable?
mcnasty is like unhinged normally, but in this session he didn’t give two shits about ANYTHING
this was great
Not even ten seconds in and McNasty has unleashed a beefer. incredible. 😂
LET’S GO
that's not a beefer, beefers come out the other end
@@Heroo01🤓
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@@Heroo01 fair ‘nuff 😂
Its not the After Dark that makes it this, Swagger has the ability to take pitch black humor and some how make it DARKER and I'm here for it.
When Swagger is on the call you know it's gonna be a fucked session. Wouldn't have it any other way
Swagger and blarg have the best laughs. I love when they play together
Them both combined with Soups angel-worthy squeeky guilty dog laugh
This reminds me of when the one time they talked about 11 million crabs being missing for 20 mins 😂😂😂
try 45
billion, not million
Well you get the point 😂😂😂
shoutout to the editor cuz i really appreciate the Gassymexican "I can smell you" that he threw in there.. what a classic throwback
“You never see a 30 year old autistic person”.
Me, an autistic 20 year old: *sweats*
I'm 25, only got 4 years left
20 y/o with autism 👋 🤝
25 year old with autism 🎉
23 here
Damn, we all forming a neurodivergent community over here, huh..
Blarg uploading will always be a highlight in my day
Big Same!
As soon as Mcnasty let out a nasty belch my body's instant reaction was to belch. Dude knows how to perpetuate wave lengths.
I absolutely love Swagger saying WTF under his breath whenever he was uncomfortable or confused.
6:50 Gotta love the callback to Seananners
Sitting in the ER after burning my left arm/hand with fresh coffee and watching blarg. Feeling good.
First off I hope is not that bad, second I read that as “I burnt my left nut”
Matt chatting with the gremlins past midnight after breaking 3 rules 😂😂😂😂
6:46 Holy throwback-sound-bite batman. Makes me wanna watch some old Nanners content
11:00 😢 editor didn’t put the picture again now we’ll never know 😢😢
anyone remember the cartel beheading video where they used a really dull
machete and the dude didnt even wince. you could hear him breathing out of the side of his neck. i saw that in science class in 8th grade. scarred for life
That's a wild way to learn human anatomy.
When swagger meets the goons he realizes it could be worse.
6:47 Dooo sounds like the Lego Star Wars: Clone Wars clone death
Bro that burp mcnast should do a burp in an enda vinera song
Your guy's video from dooo where yall made a song was amazing plz do that more than the one time
When I was but a youngster, I had a skin tag on my shoulder that for the most part never bothered me. Then one year, I got this amazing coat. This coat was actually fabulous function and form, wrapped in down-stuffed, racing-striped goodness. the only problem was, this was easily the heaviest coat I'd ever worn, and it was beginning to wear on my shoulders.
I didn't let this bother me, I wasn't stocky by any means, quite emaciated actually (a story for another time) but I loved this coat, and it wouldn't leave me for that reason.
Now on to a few years later, that coat was pretty big on me but I had finally grown to fit into it somewhat. Ordinarily this would be cause for joy, but now I had a problem. You see, I had a skin tag on my shoulder, a few inches away from where neck becomes shoulder, and this heavy coat was rubbing it incessantly. I still loved this coat. I had others but I wore this one most frequently, despite the uncomfortable stimulation of my skin extrusion.
It was only a few weeks of winter that year that I noticed a change in my skin tag, it was getting harder at the tip, thinner at the base, and a bit larger- about the size of the first 1/4 centimeter of a ballpoint pen, with the thin part being the connection. By now I hope you see where this is going
I had seen dermatologists before, and never before were they worried about any of my blemishes. This would change as soon after the changes began I had actually already had an appointment scheduled to see my dermo. He was appalled at the sight of my newly-calloused skin tag, and was nervous to irritate it further, so wrote me a note saying I didn't have to wear T-Shirts at school, a tank top would be fine. I guess I forgot to tell him it was this specific coat I loved to wear, but I didn't think about it at the time.
since I never stopped wearing the coat, the progress continued on the callousing of my skin tag, and I noticed the pattern of the skin connecting it was thinning the more this went on. now I was never one to care about my blemished, but this one really irritated me, and seemed almost... Dead. Like there wasn't enough connecting it all to supply it with blood, or maybe it didn't need blood because it was callous and so the vessels naturally decayed, I'm not sure as I haven't finished my medical degree.
I decided to take matters into my own hands. The way the coat rubbed almost felt like it was spinning the thing around in lopsided circles, so I figured, if I complete the circle, this thing will come right off. Boy could I have never been more right. within two twists it popped off. Elation. I was holding this little ball of flesh, so hard and tacky, yet so malleable. Before I knew what I was doing I tossed it between my two front teeth and bit into it's-softer-than-expected material. My autistic brain had found stim Ecstasy. Only for a moment though, because when I felt this sensation on my tricep, I look back and down to see I am bleeding a good stream down my arm and onto the bathroom rug, and the sense of what I had just done washed over me.
I felt ashamed, I felt gross, I felt... light-headed, this blood was making me queasy. I patched up, found the little tag that I threw out of disgust, and flushed it along with my memories of this entire series of events until the boys started talking about skin tags, and eating them.
(((TL;DR I ATE A SKIN TAG)))
I thought this was going a different direction and you were gonna snip a nerve strand or something. Well done getting rid of that little fucker on your own.
You've heard of Breaking Crab, now get ready for Walking Fish
Gassy’s Morgan freeman sound bit made this video 11/10
YEEESS! I Was Just going through the Comments to see if anyone mentions him
I walked into the special ed class lol
Be me. Starts eating. Decides to watch UA-cam. New Blarg video, perfect! Watches Blarg video while eating. Listens to conversations about barfing hotdogs into a homeless man's cup and shitting a turd longer than a nurse's arm. For some reason, I don't have much of an appetite anymore...
Life has been real stressful recently thank you for the laughs and breaks in chaos Matt🙏🏼
Funny man with new funny vid. Love the late night games
6:45 A salute to all who recognize that sound byte. Old school YT gang
Hearing the GassyMexican morgan freeman bit made me chortle
dude disney will be having a FEILD DAY with this video
5:57 hit that tom and jerry scream
17:28 made me laugh so much i started to cry lmfao
dont hear the gremlin australians when they say to take a hit at the banana
I love how sometimes he’s laughing so hard he just stops moving 😂😂
I remember once I had constipation so bad my chest was in an insane amount of pain from the pressure applied to my chest by the shit inside of me, so the doctor told me to drink 3 servings of miralax and then another serving every hour until i stopped pooping. And do not drink or eat anything red until it was all over. I was shitting blue (due to the Gatorade I mixed the miralax with) off and on for about 10 hours.
14:14 yeah, no, drawing a horse accurately from memory would definitely be somewhat impressive... sometimes you don't think about or understand how difficult drawing something simple is, like a perfect circle for example... or hands.
The out of context compilations about to go crazy
I absolutely love how the goons in general are so brain dead they do the same bits from a year beforehand and they still find them funny. Mcnasty talked about squirt and blarg questioned it and it came back around 😂😂🤣🤣
There’s a bunch of those deep fried meme comps with people dying with some deafening dubstep and goofy sound effects
Yet here i am on warfarme at 1 am farming baro before he vanishes
Gave him the "fentanyl fiver"😂
If I had a nickel for how many times The Goons mentioned eating Skin Tags, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
weird way to say goodnight but pop off
12:30 MGS3
Thanks for the idea of assccents
6:46 loved the gassy mexican sound, took me back to such great nostalgia and low key I see the goons as a more.... I don't even know what word to use to describe it but a different version than the nanners crew, its like a new age and more autistic but better version of the nanners crew lmao
Ahhhhh and the random refresh of my subscription page proves faster than the app’s notification bell
Intro clip was metal asf
thanks for making funny videos for us matt! keep it and don't get bored! (Also how did that Song recording go with TheDoo, Soup and McNasty)
impressed things didnt go ape mode between Swagger and Mcnasty
I feel like the strike pad of a match book in a hotel full of really nice mothers
I love how Grizzy could become McNasty’s dad at anytime but chooses not to
As an Australian, we are gremlins, drug gremlins 🥴
"Australian Gremlins" 😂😂😂
YEEEEAH BABY, BLARG VID JUST DROPPED
Props to the Australian gremlin for forcing Blarg to have a sleep schedule approximating his viwerbase
Yummy, a Blarg CSGO upload
I was mid drink in a beer when I heard the hotdog cup part and almost gagged.
YES MORE AUSTRALIAN GREMLINS
1:34 holy shit, that was a legit jumpscare 🤣
1:43 squirt is top 3 for sure
Healthy man blarg
I regret trying to eat during this video. Appetite instantly gone
unrelated to video, but my Frog Plush is finally in transit
You can tell dooo played a good amount of cod multiplayer and zombies with the reload habit... took me forever to break it
As a born Star Wars fan, that whole bit you all talked about that sprang from butchering Anakin’s line in AOTC was worse than torture to hear
My screen legitimately says “no views” and “16 seconds ago” cause I clicked on this so fast
Drawing a horse from memory is actually really hard
No lie, I've been wondering how Doobrah was doing. Hope she's well.
Tfw when even Blarg has a better sleep schedule than you...
I come to blarg to show me what the others cut out.
Can say this as a fact after dark is never a bad idea its the best idea
- Buys Frog
- Waits 3-4 months
- Ships August 31st
- Still Don't Have Frog
Where is my frog, Blarg?
im always here for blarg
Another infinite food source....corn
These are the best breaking crab sessions 😂😂
Ready to talk about crabs
Did the meme murder once . Sent it to my mum tho this chicken wrap bussin
awaiting my foot froggert
THE DOO SQUEAL 9:21
We love when the Aussie gremlins keep you awake
Love your videos and wish you the best of luck for the future
Imagine throwing up agresvly in that cup
It’s funny when he says a “Australian” and then plays with the most American Australian possible
😂
as an australian hermit, we appreciate your sacrifice
9:22 bro that editor came through on time
9:31 doo put Mario dying sfx 2 minutes later blarg dies with the Mario sfx
Blarg u never fail to make me blurge
I was eating until 36 seconds in lol
Love the vids blarg
the song is a banger
17:23 "Its a meme from 10 years ago?" Is ten too old now Mr. UA-camr 😂
Blarg my man at it again
Bindi - lazer from a sniper?? 😂😂😂 Fuckk
This is the funniest shit I've heard about our culture 🤣🤣🏆
Horses are really hard to draw ok? 😭😭 -an attist that has never drawn a horse
you guys really want us to look up that log, it’s not gonna happen
I giggle
I like csgo, im not obsessed. But its occasionally pretty fun to play.
Should use that picture, in that one ghost prop hunt game, if ya know what I mean
3:25 Mcnasty as a Minecraft youtuber
6:45 anybody else notice that GassyMexican voice? 👀