Plane etiquette // Australia vs New Zealand (( contryhumans ))

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  • @TheKnifeRat
    @TheKnifeRat 5 років тому +769

    I offically love my country more than myself

  • @kadeshadow5236
    @kadeshadow5236 5 років тому +718

    As an Australian, this is so so true

  • @steamedcatnip7309
    @steamedcatnip7309 5 років тому +160

    Authorised by the Australian Government, Canberra.
    That’s the 3rd time I’ve said that.

  • @snailinashell
    @snailinashell 5 років тому +615

    The swearing is true about australia🇯🇵🇦🇺🇳🇿

    • @thatoneradiohost2737
      @thatoneradiohost2737 5 років тому +11

      I-Çhì _ Tėæ-I (it’s not a stereotype if it’s usually true)
      Edit: I’m Australian and can confirm this

    • @galaxyytspider3241
      @galaxyytspider3241 5 років тому +5

      Foxless AJ REEEE IM FUCKING AUSSIE

    • @molo5957
      @molo5957 5 років тому +4

      Well.. aussies don’t swear regularly sooooooo
      I live in Australia

    • @mariahcarey-jj5zi
      @mariahcarey-jj5zi 4 роки тому +2

      Turtle Lover are u Aussie?

    • @dane5079
      @dane5079 4 роки тому +1

      So what

  • @onechaoticneutral3061
    @onechaoticneutral3061 5 років тому +329

    Lel, Im from NZ and it just seems that noone here will ever forgive Australia for whatever they might've done, it's just hilarious cause they seem to find any excuse to hate on Australia.
    btw this made me laugh so much.

    • @eggrace77
      @eggrace77 5 років тому +9

      IM AN AUSSIE AND *PROUD*

    • @onechaoticneutral3061
      @onechaoticneutral3061 5 років тому +5

      XD yeah!

    • @eggrace77
      @eggrace77 5 років тому +6

      @@onechaoticneutral3061 that was quick:/wow 😂😂

    • @onechaoticneutral3061
      @onechaoticneutral3061 5 років тому +3

      lol so was that

    • @personthatexists1009
      @personthatexists1009 4 роки тому +6

      Jeez what did Australia do to y’all? Is it because everyone thinks the NZ flag is the Australian look it isn’t there fault your flags are so similar 😂😂😂 🇦🇺 🇳🇿 theres like one difference between them 😂

  • @dolandank.2976
    @dolandank.2976 5 років тому +76

    As a New Zealander this is So accurate and I’m not even angry this is really funny stuff.

  • @frogman7829
    @frogman7829 5 років тому +108

    As an Australian, this is so true 😂😂😂😂

    • @mr_idiot-5223
      @mr_idiot-5223 5 років тому +1

      ki te hunga ka riri te kiwi

    • @that_girl4527
      @that_girl4527 5 років тому +2

      This is also very relatble as a New Zealnder as well lmao

  • @axescilias
    @axescilias 5 років тому +383

    i feel like this is just all siblings on a plane :3
    and us aussies just swear a lot, the c word is very common here

    • @LazyVraptor
      @LazyVraptor  5 років тому +27

      so true, I’ve already heard it 10 times today XD

    • @axescilias
      @axescilias 5 років тому +18

      @@LazyVraptor I'm only just 15, and I've said the c word a good 100 times at school :3

    • @izimations
      @izimations 4 роки тому +4

      In Bangladesh my nation if u even say tha first
      Word of a curse word u get the look
      The look : everyone starying at you for being late or doing something dumb or bad

    • @estinsenpai5187
      @estinsenpai5187 4 роки тому +3

      In The Netherlands we have different curse words and it really depends where you live. In the southern (2 provinces) there’s the c-word very common. In the northern there’s the f-word common. I mostly use the f-word even tho I live in the south

    • @lightoutage
      @lightoutage 4 роки тому

      I'm worried for you guys
      I hit everyone in my vicinity who swears
      And I'm Aussie...
      You guys would be dead right now if you were near me...

  • @woobuku8424
    @woobuku8424 5 років тому +426

    When I saw Australia I dropped my phone...
    Guess you can it went down under my bed
    Okay I’ll leave now

  • @kokomimain8069
    @kokomimain8069 5 років тому +104

    I'm a Kiwi but this is just so funny to be mad at XD

  • @ccaanthonyy
    @ccaanthonyy 5 років тому +659

    I like how you’re continuously calling New Zealand gay XD

  • @dinoenglish5431
    @dinoenglish5431 5 років тому +148

    as a new zealander i take no offense to this and think its fricken hilarious

  • @xdrasilx
    @xdrasilx 5 років тому +105

    wth i was just drawing australia-

  • @dracoqueen1263
    @dracoqueen1263 5 років тому +53

    Ok so. Nz would do this to spite aussies for trying to steal pavlova.

  • @tangeldseaweed1941
    @tangeldseaweed1941 5 років тому +129

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m proud to be aussie

  • @kayleebaxley375
    @kayleebaxley375 5 років тому +44

    I'm sitting in my school library trying not to laugh my ass off because I'm not the only one in here.

  • @mitakafan
    @mitakafan 5 років тому +79

    *when ya in new Zealand and can't find a new Zealand comment* ...
    Me: I'm Here Ye

  • @raphaelegit
    @raphaelegit 5 років тому +48

    He called NewZealand a “big guy” Australia is WAY bigger than NewZealand so that makes no sense XD

  • @kuraiio
    @kuraiio 5 років тому +63

    Now this is the content i subscribed for

  • @bethfish1954
    @bethfish1954 5 років тому +21

    Honestly, this is crack up, this is New Zealand and Australia, being a kiwi, 100% accurate

  • @dogcatcatdog3228
    @dogcatcatdog3228 5 років тому +217

    Me drawing Australia x a bottle of beer |
    Me watchs this |
    Starts to slowly turn the bottle of beer into Germany |
    (I’m joking btw but I’m lowkey shipping it rn)

    • @LazyVraptor
      @LazyVraptor  5 років тому +31

      I really wanna see Australia x beer Rn XD
      It’s will be the countyhuman version of sans x ketchup

    • @dogcatcatdog3228
      @dogcatcatdog3228 5 років тому +9

      Lazy Vraptor my sister made me make it a dinner date night with him and beer

    • @LazyVraptor
      @LazyVraptor  5 років тому +14

      Just Australia in a fancy suit having a candle lit dinner with a can of emu Exmouth with a face draw onto it
      XD
      (That’s a popular beer in my side of Australia)

    • @dogcatcatdog3228
      @dogcatcatdog3228 5 років тому +6

      Lazy Vraptor huehue thankies for the name of beer Brand to make him dinning with

    • @kadeshadow5236
      @kadeshadow5236 5 років тому +8

      @@LazyVraptor just Australia with a bottle of Victoria bitter XD

  • @frosticlechillblade4028
    @frosticlechillblade4028 5 років тому +56

    I’m probably just pointing out the obvious but the fact he started this with the fact “middle gets 2 armrests” then just at the end he’s like HAHA NOPE, as an aussie i acknowledge this behaviour as something i would do.

  • @whyrwehere1565
    @whyrwehere1565 5 років тому +43

    The middle one should be new Zealand because new Zealand is way more smaller and Australia is bigger

    • @heratha3951
      @heratha3951 4 роки тому +8

      Being from NZ I would agree with this bc we would totally pick a fight with Aussie

    • @johnathonjordon8148
      @johnathonjordon8148 4 роки тому +3

      But the person who is talking is a Australian aslo as a kiwi c word is kinda werid

  • @zinc3067
    @zinc3067 5 років тому +32

    Me just suddenly thinking about my gay friends at school because i live in new zealand

    • @zinc3067
      @zinc3067 5 років тому +2

      What germany said at the end made my laugh

  • @dane5079
    @dane5079 4 роки тому +21

    Too much bushfires for me to notice we are being shipped
    Oh well that’s a shame
    I was getting quite used to being non shipped
    But everyone noticed they missed one country The country that literally is burning
    Australia

  • @User-1939t9
    @User-1939t9 5 років тому +45

    quality content is all can say

  • @huntertrash2067
    @huntertrash2067 5 років тому +76

    This video just made me love Australia even more 👏

  • @ahrima
    @ahrima 5 років тому +22

    The best part about this video is that there's no dislikes.

  • @ChicaGaming_Z
    @ChicaGaming_Z 5 років тому +36

    This felt longer than 8 minutes
    *I love it*

    • @eggrace77
      @eggrace77 5 років тому +2

      It is, 32 seconds exactly

    • @evaakhtar
      @evaakhtar 4 роки тому +1

      Gracie Brookie XD

  • @vinxtry
    @vinxtry 4 роки тому +8

    If this how Australia and New Zealand act on Plane rides then imagine when they were kids...

  • @clementine7825
    @clementine7825 5 років тому +24

    i never knew australia has good sense of comedy

    • @ChlorinatedPond
      @ChlorinatedPond 5 років тому +4

      Excuse me...
      *Care to repeat that?*

    • @andy_the_sleepy_lion7234
      @andy_the_sleepy_lion7234 2 роки тому

      HA!
      Bro, this is nothing XDXD
      *Edit: I can say this cause I'm a proud Assie bitch* 🇦🇺

    • @CheetixGlitch
      @CheetixGlitch 2 роки тому +1

      Lol. My Aussie is savage. She literally roasted America just by saying "At least I ain't the hating child mate. Crikey how did Mum and Dad not leave you up for adoption"

  • @mintwantsacookieanimations3473
    @mintwantsacookieanimations3473 5 років тому +18

    Who do I side with, I'm from New Zealand and Australia!!

  • @nadiadegraaf1085
    @nadiadegraaf1085 4 роки тому +5

    My favorite part is, when ausrtalia walked to the back but before that bashed his head on where the buttons were for the AC and called it the thing. My head just went to ding-ding when he said the thing and I immediately started laughing like a fox on sulfur hexofloride. I'm good now!
    5:55 if you are wondering what time it is
    Oh and also if you're wondering what the orignal comment was before I edited it, it was the first, second and third sentence of this.

  • @pr0blemch1ld334
    @pr0blemch1ld334 4 роки тому +3

    Thanks for warning me about plane etiquette, I've never been on a plane before. I'll just think of this.

  • @Jordan-im9cb
    @Jordan-im9cb 5 років тому +8

    As someone from New Zealand, I still find this funny.

  • @zalizoo0402
    @zalizoo0402 5 років тому +14

    Jim Jeffries is hilarious, man.

  • @TheKnifeRat
    @TheKnifeRat 5 років тому +188

    Firstt?
    Also i clicked as soon as i saw australia

    • @bup_p
      @bup_p 4 роки тому +3

      I clicked as soon as I saw New Zealand

  • @dontforgetalamo
    @dontforgetalamo 4 роки тому +12

    2:17 me turning to my friend after they take my fries

  • @ilivory974
    @ilivory974 5 років тому +8

    FINALLY! New Zealand as a Countryhuman! I am a happy New Zealander

  • @rydausman7634
    @rydausman7634 4 роки тому +4

    I absolutely love Australia and NZ although I view them as harmonious twins.

  • @Thatgeeky_Artist
    @Thatgeeky_Artist 3 роки тому +4

    As an Aussie I can confirm everything, my step sister is a kiwi and we fight and argue like this all the time

  • @destroyer50055
    @destroyer50055 4 роки тому +4

    His accent makes it even better

  • @EeveeDropk-k-s-k
    @EeveeDropk-k-s-k 5 років тому +30

    XDDDD this is so pure

  • @abodyofwater3359
    @abodyofwater3359 5 років тому +7

    is all good man IF ANYTHING IM GLAD YOU EXIST

  • @chipsxmoncherroblox6566
    @chipsxmoncherroblox6566 5 років тому +4

    Lol, I’m Kiwi, Scottish, Samoa and Japanese. I love this 👌😂

  • @heratha3951
    @heratha3951 4 роки тому +4

    Yeah, being from NZ I don't take shit from anyone so this just made me crack up 😂

  • @lmaohaver7403
    @lmaohaver7403 5 років тому +10

    I LOVE THIS

  • @danbrowski6064
    @danbrowski6064 5 років тому +4

    Haha lol it’s amazing and adorable keep up the great work

  • @Cappy_Capital
    @Cappy_Capital 5 років тому +1

    you are the only supplier of aust countryhumans, thank u

  • @AntonioAnanans
    @AntonioAnanans 5 років тому +26

    Poland 🇵🇱 !!! :3

  • @Blusuri
    @Blusuri 4 роки тому +1

    6:40 Can we just appreciate this moment

  • @ne-cepen
    @ne-cepen 4 роки тому +1

    Why couldn't I ever be on a plane with a comedian on board to make it interesting instead of a freaking screaming little girl dog of a child right next to me without his mom telling him to stop like what the freak God

  • @johnathonjordon8148
    @johnathonjordon8148 5 років тому +33

    I’m New Zealand cause I’m a kiwi sorry Australians tho

  • @user-oh9eq
    @user-oh9eq 5 років тому +4

    keep making stuff! everyone loves it!

  • @lycheedragoncookie2826
    @lycheedragoncookie2826 4 роки тому +4

    Honestly this should be how I fight my siblings.

  • @unsocialgremlin4834
    @unsocialgremlin4834 5 років тому +14

    Lol 😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelspeldewinde107
    @michaelspeldewinde107 4 роки тому +3

    I need more Oceania!

  • @zaraboon8500
    @zaraboon8500 4 роки тому +1

    America’s just like Aussie ima tell dad how dare you call our little brother that and Canada is so fucking done with his brother.

  • @caitlinbekker8971
    @caitlinbekker8971 3 роки тому

    7:30 I thought Aussie was feeling sorry for NZ until he stuck his head 'round the corner. X'D
    (I am Australian and this is the funniest thing ever, thank you!

  • @IuminaIyte
    @IuminaIyte 4 роки тому +1

    Australia is so underrated, but look how interesting it is!
    this video is very accurate.
    In Australian btw 😆

  • @-jabin-2697
    @-jabin-2697 2 роки тому +1

    I’m from New Zealand and I just fucking love it!

  • @randomzstudioz8727
    @randomzstudioz8727 4 роки тому +1

    I love Australians there hilarious and there accents are amazing

    • @OhOkay_
      @OhOkay_ 2 роки тому +1

      Aw thank you

  • @personthatexists1009
    @personthatexists1009 4 роки тому +2

    2:37 I’m an American who says cunt all the time

  • @janegamez13
    @janegamez13 4 роки тому

    This is exactly my Australian friend 👌 amazing

  • @ashaquitz
    @ashaquitz Рік тому +1

    As an Aussie this is true

  • @yumihara_gacha279
    @yumihara_gacha279 5 років тому +1

    I felt it when he said "cunt"

  • @Isabella-ql1si
    @Isabella-ql1si 5 років тому +4

    Im just like Australia and im a Aussie xD

  • @Kori888_cc
    @Kori888_cc 4 роки тому +2

    YOOO CAN SOMEBODY MAKE AUSTRALIA AND GERMANY AN OFFICIAL SHIP OR COME UP WITH A SHIP NAME!.!.,?,?,?!!!,,!?,,,?,!,?.!!!
    8:32 NEW SHIP,,!.!.!,.?.?,!,.!,!,!!,!,!,,

  • @jaroski4116
    @jaroski4116 5 років тому +4

    Thank god that this didn't have dislikes-

  • @elizabethspringer3745
    @elizabethspringer3745 4 роки тому +1

    Australians are a different breed

  • @vlac9510
    @vlac9510 3 роки тому +1

    Florida and Australia are so alike except in Florida this would of been a gun fight

  • @themilkyways4276
    @themilkyways4276 5 років тому +2

    This is awesome

  • @JulesOrPyro
    @JulesOrPyro 4 роки тому +1

    The reasons aussie hates nz is that we (aussie pps) have a bad prminaster/presadent and nz has a awsome one. Literally scot morason took a holaday in hawii while Australia was flipin on fire!

  • @ghostlyspotted64
    @ghostlyspotted64 5 років тому +3

    This is a typical thing I do and this is ironic because I’m Australian hahahahaha

  • @autummgeiser2438
    @autummgeiser2438 5 років тому +6

    YES THIS IS WHY I WANNA LEAVE AMERICA, TAKE ME TO THE AUSSIES.

  • @frankiejones1648
    @frankiejones1648 5 років тому +3

    Little bit off karma

  • @rankrats
    @rankrats 4 роки тому

    This was so funny i completely forgot the fact that australia was insulting my country over an armsrest.

  • @Epsilon434
    @Epsilon434 4 роки тому +1

    I love the word c*nt, and I'm not an Asusie, a Brit, or a Canadain.

  • @forgotten8709
    @forgotten8709 4 роки тому +1

    If I bumped my head I whould smack it back

  • @imIovinnit
    @imIovinnit 4 роки тому +7

    *_Im sorry- dont come at me- Im just- a bit offended about aussie >:C he hurt mah baby--_*

  • @that_girl4527
    @that_girl4527 5 років тому +1

    As a New Zealnder this is very true...

  • @ur._.localneptune
    @ur._.localneptune Рік тому

    OH MY GOD- MY NZ OBSESSION HAS GROWN

  • @user-po4uz7eb9g
    @user-po4uz7eb9g 4 роки тому +1

    Ah, no one acknowledges My country in the CH fandom, he should be seen as such a badass

  • @Collie-Broccoli
    @Collie-Broccoli 4 роки тому +1

    This is hilarious oml!!

  • @Istoppedtryinglongago
    @Istoppedtryinglongago 4 роки тому

    This made it 20 •/• funnier 🤣

  • @MONTIE_ROTTEN
    @MONTIE_ROTTEN 4 роки тому +1

    I'm commenting because the number of comments was annoying me. I have nothing against the number 9 or 2 at all I swear.

  • @AntonioAnanans
    @AntonioAnanans 5 років тому +5

    XDDDDDD

  • @王秋丽
    @王秋丽 4 роки тому +1

    I’m an Aussie and this kinda happened to me once. I understand this
    XD

  • @genderless8381
    @genderless8381 Рік тому

    This is true sibiling rivalry

  • @Hurriedmarch
    @Hurriedmarch 4 роки тому

    This is amazing as an australian myself

  • @alexgiles9031
    @alexgiles9031 5 років тому +2

    im from new zealand and i feel affended

  • @mrsgiusto
    @mrsgiusto 2 роки тому

    I keep thinking of the big guy as whitty every time he mentions how tall he is

  • @nitabonita4544
    @nitabonita4544 5 років тому +3

    Kiwis?

  • @yourlocalyang9790
    @yourlocalyang9790 4 роки тому

    As a Kiwi i find this hilarious and amazing. And just continuously calling NZ gay XD

  • @superiortoyouall.
    @superiortoyouall. Рік тому

    LMAO THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE FOR NZ LOL BC I IMAGINE NZ BEING SOME BIG POLYNESIAN DUDE

  • @Kaysiiee_
    @Kaysiiee_ 4 роки тому

    As a New Zealand citizen, I can say that I would love to be in the position of my country

  • @djloeffelholz
    @djloeffelholz 4 роки тому +1

    Shit went to 0 to 100 then to 9000 rely quick

  • @_iridescence_842
    @_iridescence_842 4 роки тому

    xD, wow....I actually never heard someone called the “c” word here in Australia but apparently a lot of people have. I went to NZ once, didn’t see any kiwi birds, I thought it was nice. I love the ending tho-

  • @iliketoart9582
    @iliketoart9582 4 роки тому

    My friends when I swear: 2:32
    Me : *Thats not very True Blue of you*

  • @Laika69420
    @Laika69420 4 роки тому +1

    Nice