I Blended a Child.. (NEW Who's Your Daddy)

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  • Опубліковано 10 кві 2021
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    Who's Your Daddy is back!
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  • @axo1lotl
    @axo1lotl 3 роки тому +1392

    “I blended a baby”
    Asher: *Sweating nervously*

  • @thinknoodles
    @thinknoodles 3 роки тому +7691

    Omg swinging from the lights looks amazing from your perspective!!!!

  • @josephplays1701
    @josephplays1701 3 роки тому +801

    Dan: *gasps* "I just blended a baby"
    Asher: "Should I be worried?"

  • @sjt101
    @sjt101 3 роки тому +268

    Dan is the only UA-camr who could use the title ‘I blended a child’ and still get monitised

    • @SiB0N3YY
      @SiB0N3YY 3 роки тому +7

      Yes I agree 😂🤣 bc he is amazing

    • @pogblob
      @pogblob 2 роки тому +3

      i knoe im late but this video isnt monetized

    • @sjt101
      @sjt101 2 роки тому +2

      @@pogblob 8 months is a long time

    • @_angler-fish-art_9396
      @_angler-fish-art_9396 2 роки тому +2

      Amen

    • @KamonParanormal
      @KamonParanormal Рік тому +1

      Baby Turns into a devil 👶👺🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @ultragamer8816
    @ultragamer8816 3 роки тому +662

    Dan: I just blended a baby
    Asher:I’m in danger

  • @angrykage2788
    @angrykage2788 3 роки тому +486

    “If I have a kid I’ll name him pug man.” -Dan
    2 years later and I’m still waiting

  • @mr_BENDS3019
    @mr_BENDS3019 3 роки тому +55

    “As a parent, that’s pretty aggressive”, A lecture from a father

  • @gizzleboi7901
    @gizzleboi7901 3 роки тому +64

    When he’s old enough, Dan should play this with Asher

  • @saviolorence8367
    @saviolorence8367 3 роки тому +514

    Dan: ‘I blended a child’
    Asher: *scared baby noises*

  • @angel-jenna
    @angel-jenna 3 роки тому +375

    "I blended a baby"
    Asher: *dad... dont even think about it*

  • @bluuheartz
    @bluuheartz 3 роки тому +229

    noone:
    me saying “you spin me right round baby right round “ when Dan went into the blender:

  • @chavxx_9893
    @chavxx_9893 3 роки тому +38

    Dan's parents: so what did you do today?
    Dan: i blended a baby

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 3 роки тому +2400

    Dan: I just blended a baby
    Asher: bye bye dad

    • @marygraceramirez2384
      @marygraceramirez2384 3 роки тому +18

      i saw tou lonely sandwich last time your comments are weird

    • @valensioc
      @valensioc 3 роки тому +24

      hi lonely sandwich.
      your attempt at making a joke is laughable

    • @DA-DRAGRON
      @DA-DRAGRON 3 роки тому +6

      Hello

    • @dillwicko
      @dillwicko 3 роки тому +8

      I want to eat this sandwhich

    • @emileemarshall5395
      @emileemarshall5395 3 роки тому +12

      Jem:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

  • @Illumiinarian
    @Illumiinarian 3 роки тому +367

    God who remembers when who’s your daddy was just a house with a couple dangerous items

  • @sanjeevmaharaj9358
    @sanjeevmaharaj9358 3 роки тому +37

    This feels so different now that hes a dad

  • @russiangoosegameplay3697
    @russiangoosegameplay3697 3 роки тому +16

    Asher at 10 years old: *paniced golden minecart noises*

  • @kokichiouma2426
    @kokichiouma2426 3 роки тому +650

    only og’s will remember the OLD “Who’s your Daddy?”

  • @SirSushiMan
    @SirSushiMan 3 роки тому +1905

    *_the nostalgia is real, he's actually a dad now_*

  • @om6899
    @om6899 2 роки тому +4

    7:40 I couldn't hold back my laughter...
    *I JUST ATE A FORK!*
    I just ate a fork and I did not mean to!

  • @hayyaananwar7856
    @hayyaananwar7856 3 роки тому +8

    This is so nostalgic, coming back from school getting your tablet watching him then going out to play, ahh good times they were

    • @axolotl_bestie4928
      @axolotl_bestie4928 3 роки тому +1

      yea. And then my parents arguing in the back got blocked oit

  • @tobi2559
    @tobi2559 3 роки тому +308

    The OGs saw the little who’s you’re daddy series

  • @arnavdeshmukh554
    @arnavdeshmukh554 3 роки тому +390

    The baby 10 years later:"I'm the man who will become the King of Pirates"

  • @kawaiisnail0864
    @kawaiisnail0864 3 роки тому +6

    Nobody:
    Asher in the future: Ō-Ō

  • @Fabioplayz13
    @Fabioplayz13 2 роки тому +3

    1:54
    Your worst nightmare
    Baby stretching arm

  • @meganackerman7736
    @meganackerman7736 3 роки тому +224

    Can we just take a moment to remember that this man is actually a father irl

  • @VioletLimes
    @VioletLimes 3 роки тому +164

    "Just blended a child, feeling good."

  • @f0lkl0re_
    @f0lkl0re_ 2 роки тому +19

    The fact I was watching dan when I was 5 and I’m still watching him at 13 is incredible. Thanks for making content for all this time Dan.

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 5 місяців тому

      I think I started watching him 5 maybe 6 and now I’m 16, insanity

  • @riot_starter3808
    @riot_starter3808 2 роки тому +6

    DanTDM And Thinknoodles are back at it again. With whos, your, daddy! I loved this series back a long time ago and thank you for bringing it back. I Love what you do!!!

  • @JD-ue7nk
    @JD-ue7nk 3 роки тому +304

    He is going to play this with his kid one day imagine that

    • @georgemargretts7029
      @georgemargretts7029 3 роки тому +5

      In real life?

    • @ShotaVtuber
      @ShotaVtuber 3 роки тому +10

      @@georgemargretts7029 he has a son yes

    • @BlazeShrts
      @BlazeShrts 3 роки тому +10

      I thought its in real life
      I was scared for a second there lmao

    • @Flo_Society
      @Flo_Society 3 роки тому +6

      @@georgemargretts7029 in real life would be cool he could turn his child into a smoothie

    • @meowdasia
      @meowdasia 3 роки тому

      @Communist767 same

  • @culli47
    @culli47 3 роки тому +227

    god: so how did you die?
    the baby: its complicated-

  • @aymanhakim1079
    @aymanhakim1079 2 роки тому +3

    2:43
    after dan hit the chair.. Everything collapsed at that very moment

  • @theonlybigmorg
    @theonlybigmorg 2 роки тому +5

    Asher: *profusely sweating*

  • @fathmathsobira5663
    @fathmathsobira5663 3 роки тому +311

    *Asher sees this in his recommendation 10 years later*
    Asher: I- DAD?!? 😶😮

  • @pranavramia7445
    @pranavramia7445 3 роки тому +188

    man the dad crouches and crawls properly instead of making his legs go through is body

  • @gooses6519
    @gooses6519 Рік тому +3

    made perfectly, even after all these years. Dan, you absolute legend.

  • @crazypuppetandplush3075
    @crazypuppetandplush3075 3 роки тому +1

    I’ve been playing this new update for ever and it brings me joy to see Dantdm finally playing it!

  • @Bloviated
    @Bloviated 3 роки тому +102

    Title: “I blended a baby”
    Asher: “ *chuckles* I’m in danger!”

    • @cloudzz6760
      @cloudzz6760 3 роки тому +8

      @@darceywoodhatch3880 his son smh

    • @martinederoo3230
      @martinederoo3230 3 роки тому +3

      @@cloudzz6760 never knew ;-;

    • @Bloviated
      @Bloviated 3 роки тому +2

      @@darceywoodhatch3880 Dan’s son

    • @darceywoodhatch3880
      @darceywoodhatch3880 3 роки тому +1

      @@kal5318 omg he has a fricking son! Okay okay I’m behind !

  • @EmoP1mp
    @EmoP1mp 3 роки тому +84

    I just realize that when Asher grows up he’s going to see all of the videos that his amazing dad made and see how popular he is and poor Asher is going to see his own dad blend a baby

  • @enderthefox2093
    @enderthefox2093 3 роки тому +1

    It's been absolutely forever since I've seen any video from you Dan. I'm glad this is how I'm getting back into your channel

  • @burntfr0gt0es16
    @burntfr0gt0es16 3 роки тому +1

    6:49 THE SOUND AS THE BABY HIT THE FLOOR

  • @averysexycube4829
    @averysexycube4829 3 роки тому +96

    *Asher hearing his father typing "I blended a child" from a distance*

  • @tyernix
    @tyernix 3 роки тому +1237

    Can We Just Appreciate That Dan Has Just Been Producing Content For Us For Nearly 10 Years And HE’S STILL GOING. Thanks Dan For Everything!

    • @isaiaht8648
      @isaiaht8648 3 роки тому +27

      no kidding, thank you Dan. I've been watching you since i was 6 (back at the beginning of more tdm and when dan still had his brown hair for a while)

    • @somerandom_non-brainer781
      @somerandom_non-brainer781 3 роки тому +8

      DAMN SON THAT LONG I'VE BEEN WATCHING EVER SINCE I WAS 5 OR 4 I EVEN WATCHED THE DR TRAYARUS VIDEOS

    • @sidthemann25
      @sidthemann25 3 роки тому +3

      Me too, i'm glad he still makes videos. I remember the mod showcase days.

    • @Devil-dl9eb
      @Devil-dl9eb 3 роки тому +2

      @@somerandom_non-brainer781 everyone one has

    • @iliketreesilikenature1325
      @iliketreesilikenature1325 3 роки тому +3

      Can we also appreciate that dan keeps his channel familly friendly for 10 years

  • @kingkie0980
    @kingkie0980 3 роки тому +8

    "OH I JUST ATE A FORK i didnt mean to"
    -a childhood hero

  • @wasabi5456
    @wasabi5456 3 роки тому

    I used to watch your vids years back and I'm glad your redoing a classic it's cool to see how much your channel has grown since then

  • @ashejarvis5957
    @ashejarvis5957 3 роки тому +194

    _sees thumbnail_
    Asher: *scared baby noises*

  • @Sol14454
    @Sol14454 3 роки тому +144

    I will forever remember the old who's your daddy.

  • @wolfi_animatez4089
    @wolfi_animatez4089 3 роки тому +1

    5:25
    Mothers: Gentl.
    these dudes: *AGRESSIVELY SHOVE THEN DROP* Job done.

  • @jakehwang7872
    @jakehwang7872 2 роки тому +1

    Dan is one of the best dads cause of all his practice on “who’s your daddy”

  • @TyeKingston
    @TyeKingston 3 роки тому +122

    Game: "Avoid your dad's love!"
    Think as dad: "Can I vacuum you?"

    • @IHasNick
      @IHasNick 3 роки тому +1

      Ha that's funny

  • @rorytobin203
    @rorytobin203 3 роки тому +115

    The nostalgia is crazy

  • @Spongy231
    @Spongy231 3 роки тому +4

    Dans title: i blended a child
    Me: NOOO YOU BLENDED TOMMYINNIT NOOO 😂😂😂

  • @Waffles_888
    @Waffles_888 3 роки тому

    AHHHHH, the Nostalgia is hitting me hard.
    Love your vids man, Keep it up- and I hope you and Your Family's Doing great, Thanks for being one of my Childhood heroe's dude- Means a lot.

  • @carmina6353
    @carmina6353 3 роки тому +270

    you know a channel is good when a teen is still watching even after 6 years

  • @Frayste
    @Frayste 3 роки тому +264

    this is even funnier considering that dan HAS A CHILD

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother 3 роки тому +7

      I keep forgetting that he has one now.

    • @asherburger8241
      @asherburger8241 3 роки тому +2

      RIGGGHT

    • @S4nj33v
      @S4nj33v 3 роки тому +3

      AHAHAHAH I JUST REALIZED THAT AND I ALREADY KNEW THAT HE HAD A CHILD

    • @jason0025
      @jason0025 3 роки тому

      Yeah😂 Forgot about that

    • @jtrickster3643
      @jtrickster3643 3 роки тому

      YESSS

  • @Amelia-ti5zd
    @Amelia-ti5zd 2 роки тому

    you have to bring this back it was one of the best things you did in my opinion. also it was super fun to watch

  • @imsocool6703
    @imsocool6703 Рік тому +1

    I remember watching this game years ago and I’m so happy I’ve found it

  • @ajaxgamr4458
    @ajaxgamr4458 3 роки тому +301

    “I blended a child.”
    2M (probably fans) people: *just another upload.*

    • @drbombom4786
      @drbombom4786 2 роки тому

      Guys don't look at the thumbnail just watch the danm video

    • @sheepman6785
      @sheepman6785 2 роки тому +1

      3 million now

    • @sheepman6785
      @sheepman6785 2 роки тому +4

      @@drbombom4786 he blended a child in the video too

    • @Your-Average-Nerd
      @Your-Average-Nerd 2 роки тому +1

      @@drbombom4786 Chill man jeez

  • @ahlamkastiro3154
    @ahlamkastiro3154 3 роки тому +220

    * wakes up and grabs phone *
    “ *I blended a child* “
    Me: what the fu-

  • @doberman3402
    @doberman3402 3 роки тому

    I haven't watched you since I was 9. I'm 14 now. Ty for making my childhood the best. ❤ congrats on being a dad. You will make a great one.

  • @burrgurrandfrie8053
    @burrgurrandfrie8053 2 роки тому

    I’m honestly so glad they kept the old map, and just updating the map here and there

  • @simonlamplugh4874
    @simonlamplugh4874 3 роки тому +99

    Dan is the only person who cant get demonized by saying "I blended a child" in his title

  • @Hypednick1
    @Hypednick1 3 роки тому +98

    “This is child protection services, how may I help you?”

    • @jaycherry3135
      @jaycherry3135 3 роки тому +4

      MYMY BABY IS BLENDING ITSELF

    • @I_the_Taco
      @I_the_Taco 3 роки тому

      Uh, my baby shot me with a bb gun and *blended* itself-

    • @sheeprose7383
      @sheeprose7383 3 роки тому

      my 2 year old son Jeffery is OBSESSED with committing suicids

  • @vc07
    @vc07 3 роки тому +1

    I haven’t watched dan in years but this made my day

  • @dagomyre4417
    @dagomyre4417 3 роки тому

    THIS IS MY CHILDHOOD FROM 2016 I LOVE WATCHING DAN PLAY THIS PLEASE PLAY THIS MORE.

  • @mafumafusnumberonefan
    @mafumafusnumberonefan 3 роки тому +525

    You know a channel is good when teens and adults still watch him.

    • @r2weber396
      @r2weber396 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao who??

    • @littlesam6280
      @littlesam6280 3 роки тому +5

      Jesus loves you all please repent of your sins God Bless you and your family Jesus died for our sins so that through him we might be saved

    • @kelly6947
      @kelly6947 3 роки тому

      No fricking cap

    • @Sapire
      @Sapire 3 роки тому +1

      I remember this from 5 years ago

    • @TheDelicateDesigner06
      @TheDelicateDesigner06 3 роки тому +10

      I'm 15 now and I started watching him at 8

  • @LitoMike
    @LitoMike 3 роки тому +127

    nostalgia at start: 100%
    nostalgia after dad and arms: 80%

  • @tominim
    @tominim 2 роки тому +1

    I remember him playing this so long ago

  • @jasonleeamey8809
    @jasonleeamey8809 3 роки тому

    Omg swinging from the lights looks amazing from your perspective

  • @minecrafter3448
    @minecrafter3448 3 роки тому +101

    “I just ate a fork. I didn’t mean to do that. Oh no.”

    • @asherburger8241
      @asherburger8241 3 роки тому +4

      *Aw shoot I’ve accidentally eaten a fork again-*

    • @SuperIntenseGamer
      @SuperIntenseGamer 3 роки тому +3

      @@asherburger8241 Goddamit hate when that happens. Let me take my pill real quick.

    • @lillo2011
      @lillo2011 3 роки тому

      Oh no oh no oh no no no no no

    • @akhirrneewa5088
      @akhirrneewa5088 3 роки тому

      I am dieting please help

  • @se7en427
    @se7en427 3 роки тому +175

    “I blended a baby”
    Asher: *My time has come*
    Dan if you’re reading this, I’m sorry I made this joke.

  • @Little_Rat1
    @Little_Rat1 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you, Dan, you made my day so much better, came here after an anxiety attack so I could wind down, and it worked! Thank you! :D

    • @Little_Rat1
      @Little_Rat1 3 роки тому

      Anyone reading this know what I can use as a substitute for a weighted blanket? I wanna get one because I think it'll help, but I haven't told my family about my anxiety yet and I'm scared lol

  • @dnejekeneb8420
    @dnejekeneb8420 3 роки тому +1

    I would love dantdm to start playing all the games he played 2-5 years ago when he played a bigger variety of games

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish 3 роки тому +131

    I missed this series, god I remember when Justin and him would just mess around

  • @thisismyname3397
    @thisismyname3397 3 роки тому +95

    Asher after watching this when he gets older: Dad is this why we never had blenders?

  • @axolotlsarecute6764
    @axolotlsarecute6764 Рік тому +1

    the way the baby swims XD its dancing lol

  • @wOwYTs
    @wOwYTs 3 роки тому +2

    4:25 I was drinking coca cola but as soon as he grabbed that item I spit and now coca cola is everywhere 😂🤣

  • @alexislondon139
    @alexislondon139 3 роки тому +98

    Me: Yeah Dans a dad, he knows how to take care of a son!
    Dan: *Casually sets the kitchen on fire*

    • @ViolexiaTnT
      @ViolexiaTnT 3 роки тому +4

      I read that right before it happened

    • @generalbreadman4236
      @generalbreadman4236 3 роки тому +1

      @@ViolexiaTnT timing is a blessing sometimes and also a CURSE

  • @fraser7570
    @fraser7570 3 роки тому +141

    When Asher sees the “who’s your daddy” series I imagine he will b scared

  • @ashlynnlikens3709
    @ashlynnlikens3709 3 роки тому

    I never thought that I would see another vid of Dan playing Who's your daddy but here he is!

  • @peterlucas3928
    @peterlucas3928 2 роки тому +1

    Dan:I just blended a baby!
    Asher:...

  • @burnttoast8995
    @burnttoast8995 3 роки тому +165

    Dan: “I don’t think your supposed to be in there”
    Also Dan: *Shoving back into dishwasher noises*

    • @caramel_mocha4965
      @caramel_mocha4965 3 роки тому +2

      OMG ARE YOU SANS THE SKELETON??? IM A HUGE FAN!!!!!

    • @Vintagevamp
      @Vintagevamp 3 роки тому +1

      Sans undertale. Underman. Funny skeleton man.

    • @Kaijufan360
      @Kaijufan360 3 роки тому +3

      @@caramel_mocha4965 Okay?

    • @THEgooster_
      @THEgooster_ 3 роки тому +1

      Fnf Bf lololol

    • @THEgooster_
      @THEgooster_ 3 роки тому +1

      But srsly This. Comment is so funny

  • @bottleofpills5342
    @bottleofpills5342 3 роки тому +26

    Dan: "I blended a child.."
    Asher: *instand nervousness*

  • @JamesonR16
    @JamesonR16 3 роки тому

    Dan has changed so much over the years but he is still teh GREATEST gamer UA-camr

  • @DreamySwayen
    @DreamySwayen 3 роки тому +2

    When I saw the title saying I blend a child I wasn’t disappointed

  • @onisadat4660
    @onisadat4660 3 роки тому +21

    Me watching dan blending the baby.
    2 seconds later:-"A milkshake ad pops up"

  • @maybevon7851
    @maybevon7851 3 роки тому +31

    I watched you when i was 7 years old, i am now 14. Thank you for the amazing childhood you gave us fans!

    • @fd1f
      @fd1f 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah I agree man, I started watching him when I was 2 and I’m 10 now.

    • @thatonefish485
      @thatonefish485 3 роки тому +1

      I started when I was five I’m ten now

    • @fd1f
      @fd1f 3 роки тому

      @@thatonefish485 oh nice!

    • @arandomhippo4798
      @arandomhippo4798 3 роки тому

      @@thatonefish485 sorry to say but that isn’t your childhood

    • @phantomgamer9364
      @phantomgamer9364 3 роки тому

      I started way back when he was doing the mod showcases

  • @bunnyking4207
    @bunnyking4207 2 роки тому

    Man I love this guy he’s one of my fav classic UA-cam

  • @camenbertflow456
    @camenbertflow456 2 роки тому

    I've loved your videos for years your one of my favorite youtubers.

  • @a.m.e.e.e.r
    @a.m.e.e.e.r 3 роки тому +20

    The game: *keep your baby alive*
    Dan: *throws items at the baby to die*

  • @UwUFloofyKittenoWo
    @UwUFloofyKittenoWo 2 роки тому +1

    MOREEEE PLSSSSSS I LOVE THIS SERIES MORE PLS WITH OTHERS A BIG PARTY

  • @ilovefish1299
    @ilovefish1299 3 роки тому

    I hope your doing good Dan. I have been a fan for about 4 or more years.. I have missed all the fun and adventures :)

  • @klaw6368
    @klaw6368 3 роки тому +131

    Dan trying so hard not to say "kill itself" or "suicide"

    • @robloxpotatotater
      @robloxpotatotater 3 роки тому +2

      Ikr

    • @br12_
      @br12_ 3 роки тому +8

      It’s so he doesn’t get demonitized and also his audience is mainly kids so..

    • @HaiderPlayz_cool
      @HaiderPlayz_cool 3 роки тому +1

      ikr

    • @danley1793
      @danley1793 3 роки тому

      @@connorperry5160 so are you. And me

    • @recklm5320
      @recklm5320 3 роки тому

      @@br12_ you missed the comment buddy... We obviously know why

  • @TyeKingston
    @TyeKingston 3 роки тому +45

    "I just ate a fork and I did NOT mean to"
    -Dan 2021

  • @Shadow-gq2zv
    @Shadow-gq2zv 3 місяці тому

    dan being a parent irl makes this 10000% more funny

  • @crimxonscene239
    @crimxonscene239 Рік тому

    Dan you are so amazing and you make me smile every day and i always want to watch all of your videos

  • @runnergunner5972
    @runnergunner5972 3 роки тому +46

    After dying in hardcore he decided to get the stress of by blending a baby

  • @UrMother362
    @UrMother362 3 роки тому +48

    "Not living anymore"
    that's what happens when you have a family friendly channel

  • @DapperDudeLol
    @DapperDudeLol 3 роки тому

    This game was amazing I’m so glad it’s back

  • @boysslater9606
    @boysslater9606 2 роки тому +1

    Dan: you broke an urn
    Also dan: vacuums up urn

  • @K4R0SH1
    @K4R0SH1 3 роки тому +21

    imagine dan and asher playing this in the future