Living the Dream with Gerald Swindle - Maintenance Wipe

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  • @msquared9605
    @msquared9605 3 роки тому +10

    “He’s been known to take a maintenance wipe during the day” she killed me 😂

  • @liveoaksmokin
    @liveoaksmokin Рік тому +1

    I feel like this guy could share a lot with us in many things in life. Thanks for sharing!

  • @ShootingG1
    @ShootingG1 7 років тому +3

    Turned 41 this past year and agree completely with the maintenance wipe. we've used them the past several years while camping and call it a Whores Bath.

  • @davidtyler5032
    @davidtyler5032 7 років тому +1

    Dang. Mr swindle thought I was the only full grown man that's using huggie wipes ,whoop glad ya brought secret out , I do maintaining wipes my self , who ever thought toilet paper was a good idea , no no no , skid marks for this hillbilly , thanks god bless and kick some bass ❤🇺🇸🎣 from Michigan

  • @PaBasser
    @PaBasser 15 років тому +2

    Good to know that there are more of us out there. You da Man, G.

  • @OrilliaFishing
    @OrilliaFishing 8 років тому +6

    lmao, It's about time someone came and talked to us about the important things.

  • @kbone87
    @kbone87 6 років тому +1

    Great dude, lovely lady. Awesome folks!

  • @ChuckHickl
    @ChuckHickl 5 років тому +1

    The older I get, the leakier the valve gets and maintenance wipes have become a standard mid-morning and mid afternoon practice. About time we were understood!

  • @jraintdead
    @jraintdead 5 років тому +3

    LeAnn is a doll!

  • @okiefish7066
    @okiefish7066 9 років тому +16

    man i swear i thought i was the only one who did the maintenance wipe thing!

  • @MoMan.88
    @MoMan.88 3 роки тому +2

    Maintenance wipes are mandatory!!

  • @bubbahouck9290
    @bubbahouck9290 6 років тому +1

    OMG I thought I was the only one that did that thanks Gerald for sharing that gotta stay fresh

  • @dexterrhodes5589
    @dexterrhodes5589 4 роки тому

    G-man you so funny I love all your videos Dexter From Texas

  • @gw4738
    @gw4738 4 роки тому

    Brother, huhhhhh!!! How to start my comment is a bit of a struggle to say the least. Luckily my wife is as amazing as yours after 19 years she knows not to ask questions. I do construction for a living and use porta potties on a regular basis. I’m not sure if you ever have but if you did you know you have to bring your own tp. My heart goes out to you for sure. I’m entering a bass fishing contest every day in 2020 to fish with three pros and you are my # 1 pick for sure. If you have any say in where you will fish PLEASE pic somewhere within driving distance of me. Lake st Claire is 6 hours west of me and is a great smallmouth bass fishery. I live about 1.5 hours southeast of Pittsburgh pa but I enter the contest every day hoping for the best. GS I’ve watched lots of fishing videos, but recently figured how much of a knucklehead you were. I’m gonna keep checking out your videos for sure and hope to see you when I win the contest.

  • @screamingenergy
    @screamingenergy 14 років тому +2

    Gerald, I agree on the "Maintenance Wipe", as an FYI, when I was about 13, I started doing what I call the "Insurance Wipe", an extra pass after everything is in order to be doubly sure that everything is in order.

  • @kurthoelter3495
    @kurthoelter3495 4 роки тому +1

    ok, think i need a huggy ive been laughing so hard. props man

  • @dubkkidd
    @dubkkidd 14 років тому +5

    HUGGIES should be one of his sponsors on the Bassmaster tour lol

  • @thereelangler2391
    @thereelangler2391 4 роки тому

    There are subjects we need to pass on to our children, and the maintenance wipe is one subject that is grossly overlooked.

  • @dv6000hp
    @dv6000hp 13 років тому +2

    Dude, G....I was laughing my ass off....showed my wife. See ya soon, hope you make it to fish n' chips at down stream this year. Lata Budeh

  • @leviross9450
    @leviross9450 3 роки тому

    “Gerald has a poop fetish he has the cleanest butt I’ve ever seen” lol okkkk

  • @kccampbell9140
    @kccampbell9140 4 роки тому

    There is more of us than i thought lol gotta stay fresh dont want no baboon butt 😂😂😂

  • @joelelah1
    @joelelah1 13 років тому +17

    We've all gambled on a fart and lost........

  • @byADK
    @byADK Рік тому

    I used to think I was the only man who pulled a maintenance wipe 😂

  • @drumnistite
    @drumnistite 13 років тому

    Gerald, You know that gives your saying " Fell like I'm sliding down a greezzy rope" a whole new meaning. Damn your funny dude!

  • @BasswipeNC
    @BasswipeNC 14 років тому

    Gerald came to the Warriors on the Water Tournament in Fayetteville, NC a few years ago and told the story about when he shit his pants while fishing a tournament with a female reporter in the boat. It was some of the funniest shit I have ever heard.

  • @hunterwalker4918
    @hunterwalker4918 6 років тому +1

    Dude wipes are the way to go!!😂😂

  • @brianbarnett3555
    @brianbarnett3555 7 років тому +1

    Real talk via Swindle

  • @timhafley5177
    @timhafley5177 2 роки тому

    Pretty Smile,y'all have something Special.

  • @Jacksonabean
    @Jacksonabean 12 років тому +1

    Courtesy flushing and wet wipes. 2 must haves!!

  • @ncshorty11
    @ncshorty11 2 роки тому

    The dude wipe sponsor makes way more since now 😂

  • @justinmorlock4281
    @justinmorlock4281 7 років тому +8

    Hey man, first thing you learn in the military... keep baby wipes with you!

  • @gulfscuba
    @gulfscuba 14 років тому +1

    He's right on this!

  • @andywilliamson7846
    @andywilliamson7846 6 років тому

    3:30 "Flustrated" LOL.

  • @TheOutdoorDude
    @TheOutdoorDude 6 років тому

    You're lucky that was the bathroom at Oneida shores and not the porta-jon at the free boat launch off Route 31 😱🤞💩🔥😬

  • @blech71
    @blech71 7 років тому +1

    -!MAINTENANCE WIPE!-

  • @nathansmith5331
    @nathansmith5331 8 років тому +4

    LOL this guy is funny as shit

  • @BenFourman
    @BenFourman 9 років тому +3

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....A clean heinie is a happy heinie!

  • @zgambler1
    @zgambler1 4 роки тому

    love g man he will win someday

  • @715basser
    @715basser 11 років тому +2

    I like the Huggies Shea Butter ones! :)

  • @jmayman87
    @jmayman87 8 років тому

    Omg, I bout spit my milk out. Hilariously true.....

  • @2ndamendmentlordgunzz126
    @2ndamendmentlordgunzz126 4 роки тому

    I do a maintenance wipe 2 or 3 times a day

  • @ritasalloum3531
    @ritasalloum3531 11 років тому

    you know your a true swindle fan if you know what he wipes with....

  • @CaptainAngelo
    @CaptainAngelo 5 років тому

    I’ve been all baby wipes for 20 years! Lol

  • @BigDaddy-lm1rl
    @BigDaddy-lm1rl 3 роки тому

    You need to get Huggies to be one of your sponsors you are probably making them very wealthy at this point

  • @Beenhereawhile1001
    @Beenhereawhile1001 13 років тому

    Wipes are called a "2nd Opinion" round here.

  • @rainysunday6186
    @rainysunday6186 5 років тому

    This is so funny . .. . I’m 63 and sometimes you leak . . / / / good idea with the wipes. . .

  • @unitaper
    @unitaper 14 років тому

    Gerald reminds me of the Mike the Situation from Jersey Shore

  • @TeamJesusOutdoors
    @TeamJesusOutdoors 5 років тому

    Who doesn't keep them handy???

  • @chrisduffy2737
    @chrisduffy2737 4 роки тому

    Craziest fishing video.

  • @PeterWFishing
    @PeterWFishing 12 років тому +1

    huggies boat wraps?

  • @ja.k.triggered5826
    @ja.k.triggered5826 5 років тому

    Personally I've always called it slickey britches. So I carry manpons instead of tampons. Lol 😏

  • @donsisco7118
    @donsisco7118 7 років тому +1

    Lol, I'm with ya on that

  • @smcdonald86
    @smcdonald86 14 років тому +1

    Funny shit! Only you would put that on-line :)

  • @alextheoldore3545
    @alextheoldore3545 Рік тому

    Lol to funny y’all are true people

  • @jw-zl3zp
    @jw-zl3zp 4 роки тому

    I’m the same way, Dude!!!

  • @BigFun4Us
    @BigFun4Us 15 років тому +1

    I thought I was the only one. Good to know I am not alone!!

  • @rwz260500
    @rwz260500 6 років тому

    I am going to remember that one. Lol....

  • @offthehookdetroit
    @offthehookdetroit 8 місяців тому

    I’m dead lol

  • @JBGIBSON
    @JBGIBSON 11 років тому

    LMAO! Swindle's crazy.

  • @dantwaites7097
    @dantwaites7097 5 років тому +1

    This is hilarious

  • @BeGloryOrPeace
    @BeGloryOrPeace 10 років тому

    LMAO.. that's funny, but I guess everyone's got there own regiment.

  • @mikeanderson7165
    @mikeanderson7165 Рік тому

    I’m same way 😂😂😂😂

  • @bigdogtrading
    @bigdogtrading 3 роки тому

    G Man it's called Itchy BUTT Syndrome "IBS"

  • @plantcitychuck2551
    @plantcitychuck2551 7 років тому +1

    i believe in a clean butt also,but if you have to make a maintenance wipe you may have a leaky o-ring.better go see the butt doc

  • @shanedeel2
    @shanedeel2 10 років тому

    rich people... under armor underwear... But im all about an extra wipe sometimes.

  • @charliefrancisco9858
    @charliefrancisco9858 3 роки тому

    There’s more of you out there???? I get made fun of for carrying wipes with me all the time. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @DavidK-bo9hc
    @DavidK-bo9hc Рік тому

    300 k in views....ha lol...I try to pay attention

  • @familymatters2
    @familymatters2 4 роки тому

    😂😂😂😂

  • @jimjones8300
    @jimjones8300 6 років тому

    Omg funny shit !!

  • @GregK9
    @GregK9 13 років тому

    @RobVT3 Perv!! LOL!

  • @NasalObstruction
    @NasalObstruction 11 років тому

    I agree with him.. unfortunately America has not adopted the European Bidet,so yes we all walk around with dirty ass.

  • @slabbusterrtr7690
    @slabbusterrtr7690 3 роки тому

    I call it swamp ass

  • @TheSwishdaddy
    @TheSwishdaddy 7 років тому

    Nobody likes a dirty rear wipes are where it's at

  • @wadecohagan2388
    @wadecohagan2388 5 років тому

    Lol he must have seepage

  • @bbruno1266
    @bbruno1266 9 років тому

    LOL

  • @christygrant
    @christygrant 6 років тому

    Hahahaha

  • @nationgames358
    @nationgames358 6 років тому

    Is this a joke

  • @ajones68
    @ajones68 15 років тому

    dang...sounds like the gman got some roids..hemrrhoids

  • @threeforty7
    @threeforty7 13 років тому

    This guy is late to the party. I've been using wet wipes for final cleanup for decades. I preach it to everyone I know. Right now I am staring at two casese of wet wipes in my office at work. Suck it.

  • @SkeeterBone82
    @SkeeterBone82 10 місяців тому

    I've never understood why anyone thinks you can clean up a crime scene with toilet paper! 🧻 I'm 💯 on the wet shop cloths in a nice sealed bag everyday! Poke proof is just a bonus man