ALL SIDEMEN DISS TRACKS IN ORDER!

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  • @leahmarsh522
    @leahmarsh522 3 роки тому +13178

    Love how everyone’s so serious and then Harry’s having a laugh but still rips the shit out of everyone LMAOOOOO

    • @only_fair23
      @only_fair23 3 роки тому +444

      I think only Ethan and JJ took this seriously. Vik's was a hundred percent a joke and Simon's wasn't completely serious either.

    • @cartersylvester7606
      @cartersylvester7606 3 роки тому +85

      @@only_fair23 simons was good because deji couldn’t compare his diss therefore making it 1st or 2nd best diss on peoples opinion

    • @mr.badass9442
      @mr.badass9442 3 роки тому +89

      Harry went crazy in the 2nd diss

    • @johnnycrippler1638
      @johnnycrippler1638 3 роки тому +20

      I think JJ went savage in Little Boy

    • @no-pb1xr
      @no-pb1xr 3 роки тому +25

      @@johnnycrippler1638 Harry fucked him up in the 2nd diss

  • @5ft2mikahakkinen
    @5ft2mikahakkinen 3 роки тому +5889

    As soon as Harry dropped the "Now let's take a moment to talk about your mother" it was obvious he had the best track.

    • @ravingbean2292
      @ravingbean2292 3 роки тому +7

      100%

    • @niallfinan
      @niallfinan 3 роки тому +7

      After vik

    • @folasadegeorge9414
      @folasadegeorge9414 3 роки тому +23

      Simons was better people just simping fir Harry

    • @jamesmmart1n
      @jamesmmart1n 2 роки тому +60

      @@folasadegeorge9414 I like simon's beat more, and he definitely had better flow than harry. but harry's disses were on another level. simon's were great too, and as a whole I would say his is the best. but kudos to harry for some fire disses.

    • @badapapboempoa650
      @badapapboempoa650 2 роки тому

      @@jamesmmart1n de wL g

  • @frankejk
    @frankejk 4 роки тому +63679

    harry's disstrack really was ahead of its time

    • @MitchellfcNa32
      @MitchellfcNa32 4 роки тому +1384

      Was funny but ahead of its time... the guy rhymed ‘click it’ with ‘be shit’ (still my favourite sidemen diss track)

    • @thelaughingegg1508
      @thelaughingegg1508 4 роки тому +133

      ZIAS LOL

    • @thesonsofra9557
      @thesonsofra9557 4 роки тому +112

      Frankejk Harry’s litttttttt

    • @thesonsofra9557
      @thesonsofra9557 4 роки тому +265

      Vikk dropped a whole school rap

    • @anacc7145
      @anacc7145 4 роки тому +87

      I am a bot confuse on why vik dropped a distrack I dont think they roast anything thing about vik

  • @msjonyba1234
    @msjonyba1234 2 роки тому +2954

    9:54 Simon’s rap was *WILD.*
    Yes, Harry 100% won overall, but I was not expecting that from Simon!

    • @pie4238
      @pie4238 2 роки тому +22

      fr

    • @gregburton7871
      @gregburton7871 9 місяців тому +5

      Deffo Harry won

    • @KSTie2000
      @KSTie2000 7 місяців тому +7

      Yea but tbh I didn’t expect that from harry either but Simon was more of a suprise

    • @srx2106
      @srx2106 6 місяців тому +12

      SImon literally used to compete on some rap show back in the day

    • @msjonyba1234
      @msjonyba1234 6 місяців тому +2

      @@srx2106 really? I had no idea.

  • @willewonca6206
    @willewonca6206 3 роки тому +21458

    Harry is like that one kid who all the teachers have a problem with but all the kids find him super funny.

    • @wolfslayer1997
      @wolfslayer1997 3 роки тому +72

      Like one of my brothers friends he made his old teacher quit

    • @wolfslayer1997
      @wolfslayer1997 3 роки тому +34

      Also called one of the teachers thick and threatened to stab there mom PS hes year 5 5th grade if your American

    • @cartersylvester7606
      @cartersylvester7606 3 роки тому +9

      @@wolfslayer1997 so your da english ting fam

    • @wolfslayer1997
      @wolfslayer1997 3 роки тому +3

      @@cartersylvester7606 ye fam

    • @cartersylvester7606
      @cartersylvester7606 3 роки тому +17

      ethan is the quiet one who always gets bullied but then somehow managed TO SNEAK A GUN IN CLASS

  • @jasonhart406
    @jasonhart406 4 роки тому +12004

    Harry distrack: was literally just a joke
    60 million people: we liked that

    • @nickisans7182
      @nickisans7182 4 роки тому +35

      58 millions people we watched that* it doesn’t have that many likes

    • @jasonhart406
      @jasonhart406 4 роки тому +82

      Nicki Sans7 it has 58 million views because people liked watching it no need to be a bum lick about it

    • @jasonhart406
      @jasonhart406 4 роки тому +16

      Nicki Sans7 lad you look about 7 dunno why you’re getting loud🤣💀

    • @nickisans7182
      @nickisans7182 4 роки тому +5

      Jason Hart it has 58 million views because people wanted to hear it to see if it’s good. I’m not 7 nor am i getting loud that’s a picture of me when i was 13 at a school dance the prson on my right is my friend

    • @jasonhart406
      @jasonhart406 4 роки тому +8

      Nicki Sans7 shut up your being a bitch over one comment that I thought would be funny and a lot of people agree stop being bent

  • @mrmcdonalds7142
    @mrmcdonalds7142 3 роки тому +3072

    Everyone went for personal issues and calling out each other’s problems- Harry woke up and chose violence

    • @jout738
      @jout738 2 роки тому +17

      No Harry woke up in the disstrack world that was given birth among sidemen and so went after JJ brutally to diss him the best possible way possible, when JJ went violently call Ethan fat that started this disstrack beef among all sidemen.

  • @chaitanyarao5546
    @chaitanyarao5546 2 роки тому +465

    Everyone else pulling out a firecracker diss while Harold out here pulling out Nukes

  • @godmodeon172
    @godmodeon172 4 роки тому +2076

    KSI: *Calling Ethan Fat*
    1year later
    KSI:I'm bulking fam

    • @1Latettaja1
      @1Latettaja1 4 роки тому +11

      What? You think that bulking means getting fat? That's not the intention, although some people who don't know how to bulk do end up fat.

    • @callumbirch7079
      @callumbirch7079 4 роки тому +3

      And said that Harry girlfriends foreheads mad in little boy 😂

    • @humanlilbeanjustchillin4693
      @humanlilbeanjustchillin4693 4 роки тому

      Latettaja *me*

  • @darcey6538
    @darcey6538 3 роки тому +4969

    it’s a tradition to watch all of these once in a while

  • @brendanlosty7919
    @brendanlosty7919 3 роки тому +17846

    Imagine Harry made a genuine diss on someone he hated, that would be a massacre

    • @llionevans6234
      @llionevans6234 2 роки тому +204

      Ricegum disstrack

    • @jonteg9689
      @jonteg9689 2 роки тому +542

      That was a genuine diss track, he wasnt told it was supposed to be fake

    • @messigod1016
      @messigod1016 2 роки тому +21

      @@jonteg9689 really?

    • @justawarlord
      @justawarlord 2 роки тому +7

      @@jonteg9689 nah he doesnt hate jj he was just having fun but he is autistic so he took it to far i do the same

    • @nicebeast7568
      @nicebeast7568 2 роки тому +9

      @@justawarlord bruh

  • @stylioskouvelas2404
    @stylioskouvelas2404 2 роки тому +1445

    If Simon and Harry did a diss track together 💀💀💀💀 that would be a funeral

    • @Y.Nawabi
      @Y.Nawabi 7 місяців тому

      Real

    • @KSTie2000
      @KSTie2000 7 місяців тому +2

      I’ll do you one better imagine all of them with one to two verses each dissing jj and deji

    • @BenGolding-xl8ji
      @BenGolding-xl8ji 4 місяці тому

      ​@@KSTie2000and ricegum cause he got involved for no reason

  • @truebluerisin5640
    @truebluerisin5640 5 років тому +8346

    JJ: I'm the best Rapper in the Sidemen
    Harry: Hold my broken Monitor

  • @leegeorge4678
    @leegeorge4678 5 років тому +2074

    Harry: (drops a diss)
    Simon: (drops a diss)
    Vikk: hold my Minecraft pig...

  • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
    @EclipsaMyrtenaster 2 роки тому +5364

    Jesus christ man Harry and Vikk's diss tracks are so hilarious lmaooo it never fails to make me laugh

    • @aliahafsa3011
      @aliahafsa3011 2 роки тому +29

      simon's too

    • @YusS12-i5v
      @YusS12-i5v Рік тому +31

      @@aliahafsa3011 simons isn’t hilarious simon’s diss was just awesome

  • @sacredalien8011
    @sacredalien8011 2 роки тому +252

    Vikk Harry and Simon probably my favourites. Honestly love the Sidemen and Beta Squad and I think it’s even more awesome that they get along and make videos together. Respect from Canada, love to see these guys helping each other out. Had to come back and watch this for the nostalgia, also saw a UA-cam short with Ethan talking about it. Glad to see the group is still all together and doing their thing

  • @jakesroothman3085
    @jakesroothman3085 3 роки тому +18807

    JJ called Ethan fat.
    Ethan: Becomes the fittest of the lot

    • @richarddabeaner7321
      @richarddabeaner7321 3 роки тому +842

      @@nishansharma703 just cause you can lift more doesn't mean your more fit strongmen can lift 1000 lbs but they aren't the fittest people

    • @nicholastanzola488
      @nicholastanzola488 3 роки тому +101

      10x more sensitive tho

    • @aidenlee1500
      @aidenlee1500 3 роки тому +62

      Nah jj is more fit

    • @lukex6848
      @lukex6848 3 роки тому +20

      it shouldve been "and i took that personally"

    • @korrabyte9553
      @korrabyte9553 3 роки тому +5

      @@nishansharma703 so what?

  • @annefrank1349
    @annefrank1349 3 роки тому +5554

    Harry can diss, rap, and look stupid all at the same time while I can only do the last one

    • @Lapuris
      @Lapuris 3 роки тому +21

      Rap? he cant doe lol

    • @literallyme30th
      @literallyme30th 3 роки тому

      oof

    • @RexGavnith
      @RexGavnith 3 роки тому +2

      Looking stupid means he was not even being serious ON JJ LOOL

    • @Alwaysonhots-bu6lu
      @Alwaysonhots-bu6lu 3 роки тому +27

      @@Lapuris he flamed jj lol

    • @Lapuris
      @Lapuris 3 роки тому

      @@Alwaysonhots-bu6lu 💀

  • @siddhantkamat8513
    @siddhantkamat8513 2 роки тому +5823

    No one could have imagined that Harry would come in that hard. He totally wrecked JJ outta nowhere ☠️

    • @ollie-pn1ql
      @ollie-pn1ql 2 роки тому +160

      Tells everything that JJ couldn't even react to the 2nd diss 💀

    • @justweebing7939
      @justweebing7939 2 роки тому +71

      @@oliveralsop8458 they said 'react' not 'reply' which is true, JJ said the recording wasn't even worth uploading because he actually got really mad and started smashing things in the room

    • @wewewastaken
      @wewewastaken Рік тому +59

      The thing is Harry didnt take it seriously and dropped some violations.Imagine if he was fr pissed the nuke he would drop

    • @mariuamistbo-cg9jg
      @mariuamistbo-cg9jg Рік тому

      ​@@ollie-pn1qlhe did

    • @blackwingdragonmasta
      @blackwingdragonmasta Рік тому +2

      ​@@mariuamistbo-cg9jghe didn't do he even said he recorded one and didn't upload it

  • @roxanne4799
    @roxanne4799 10 місяців тому +418

    2024 and these still kinda slap

  • @kiera.9318
    @kiera.9318 5 років тому +13168

    sidemen ranked in order
    10. you
    9. cant
    8. rank
    7. them
    6. they
    5. are
    4. all
    3. equally
    2. beautiful
    1. harry

  • @infinitetoast9200
    @infinitetoast9200 5 років тому +450

    Everyone else : take diss tracks seriously and puts an insane amount of effort in them
    Harry: uses it to shitpost on people while being savage at the same time

  • @babatunde8960
    @babatunde8960 3 роки тому +1824

    No one:
    Litterally not a single soul:
    *Simon filming in a tesco petrol station*

    • @texify4464
      @texify4464 3 роки тому +26

      Lol I feel that makes it so much better, imo best diss track

    • @babatunde8960
      @babatunde8960 3 роки тому +2

      @@texify4464 yh

    • @teepee3182
      @teepee3182 3 роки тому +10

      he said it’s bc he was imitating Chip, a brit rapper known for diss tracks in petrol stations 🤣

    • @babatunde8960
      @babatunde8960 3 роки тому +3

      @@teepee3182 ohhh ok thanks

    • @Maxi-dp8ih
      @Maxi-dp8ih 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @georgiaanayiotou9238
    @georgiaanayiotou9238 Рік тому +289

    Harry and Miniminter absolutely killed it 🤣

  • @cashmuir5329
    @cashmuir5329 4 роки тому +4163

    everyone talking ab harry’s tracks when simons kinda flowed though

  • @indigogoldfish
    @indigogoldfish 5 років тому +724

    I just love that for Ethan’s ending instead of pulling away with a model in the car or something he has Callux .... simply beautiful

    • @Gabes1321
      @Gabes1321 5 років тому +37

      indigogoldfish wdym callux is a model

    • @dzelezny
      @dzelezny 4 роки тому

      Gay

    • @helgasingh85
      @helgasingh85 4 роки тому

      You meant to say “he instead pulled away in the car with callux and saying wait for the 2nd one, which means he knows KSI is responding and he will have to respond back

    • @aegis5021
      @aegis5021 4 роки тому

      That was the best part

  • @hector.r720
    @hector.r720 4 роки тому +16243

    We can all admit Harry had the best disstracks out of everyone

  • @scotttowers1759
    @scotttowers1759 2 роки тому +243

    Harrys song is still the most brutal track I've ever heard lmao

  • @kewlishere
    @kewlishere 3 роки тому +6174

    Everyone: Gang beats
    Vik: turn on the indian anthem

    • @vishakhasrivastava7567
      @vishakhasrivastava7567 3 роки тому +174

      thats not the indian anthem bro...its just a punjabi song's tune

    • @TechSupport900
      @TechSupport900 3 роки тому +57

      It’s the theme from the movie “the dictator”

    • @aabevincent5601
      @aabevincent5601 3 роки тому +91

      @@vishakhasrivastava7567 they know
      it's just a joke(~_^)

    • @jangy1106
      @jangy1106 3 роки тому +38

      @@vishakhasrivastava7567 no bro.. it’s Vik’s theme song

    • @vishakhasrivastava7567
      @vishakhasrivastava7567 3 роки тому +23

      @@jangy1106 no..it is a Punjabi song (Indian) and vik is also Indian so whenever he comes in the vids this song plays...it is not vik's

  • @coreychapman5088
    @coreychapman5088 4 роки тому +926

    JJ: Posh Boy
    Also JJ: Went to private school

    • @edquinlan1951
      @edquinlan1951 4 роки тому +6

      JJ: Oh come on harry can you just make it fair

    • @askiqkwaawllq2055
      @askiqkwaawllq2055 4 роки тому +2

      hwickins13 no but it is

    • @EwanMcG67
      @EwanMcG67 4 роки тому +4

      @@hwickins1335 🤣🤣 yea mate all the hard men go to private schools

    • @InxaneZen
      @InxaneZen 4 роки тому +2

      I mean this is coming from a guy with chapman as his last name😂😂😂btw it’s just a bit of banter

    • @AkumaDreyse
      @AkumaDreyse 4 роки тому

      Because you went to a private school doesnt make you posh

  • @Chouda04
    @Chouda04 5 років тому +19804

    Who else is just randomly watching the diss tracks again?

  • @robensonbadette6102
    @robensonbadette6102 Рік тому +82

    "How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck look like you"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @connorfavero5614
    @connorfavero5614 2 роки тому +9057

    I love how deji got involved for no reason and got bodied the most out of everyone

  • @tspas6570
    @tspas6570 4 роки тому +767

    Ethan's tracks is very forgettable, JJ's had the most popular tracks, Simon's was just so clean, Vikk's was just hilarious, and by far Harry dominated with his tracks.

    • @siddhantgodha7164
      @siddhantgodha7164 4 роки тому +2

      I would see simons diss was pretty fire

    • @arontrausti1009
      @arontrausti1009 4 роки тому +1

      Who was he dissing

    • @Ddd16942
      @Ddd16942 4 роки тому +19

      Earthquake was trash, literally JJ's only line was 'Ethan is fat' and that doesn't even uphold anymore today

    • @RealOllyORB
      @RealOllyORB 4 роки тому +7

      Nah Ethan's first track was actually really good

    • @baconforprez1719
      @baconforprez1719 4 роки тому +6

      @@Ddd16942 i thought earthquake was decent. I thout jj had a good verse but then rice came on and ruined the track. I don't know how people like ricegums verse

  • @hoodedr6
    @hoodedr6 2 роки тому +2859

    Still can’t believe Vikk actually did one, especially with that beat. Classic.

    • @Dizzy_Dino06
      @Dizzy_Dino06 2 роки тому +49

      It added comedic value to the diss track war and then Harry’s second one came and everything got serious again

    • @justhereforalaugh1660
      @justhereforalaugh1660 2 роки тому +9

      @@Dizzy_Dino06 Harry’s so good at just stepping this shit up a level or two 😂😂

  • @aaliyahashworth2328
    @aaliyahashworth2328 10 місяців тому +34

    Coming from the Netflix doc and this is unreal content😂😂❤❤❤

  • @thewaffle187
    @thewaffle187 3 роки тому +2420

    Everyone praising harry but no one is praising my boy ethan.. he is the one who started it all and make them all more stacks. If he didnt make a disstrack, harry wouldnt habe unlock his potential

    • @lowground3468
      @lowground3468 3 роки тому +14

      Facts

    • @dennist8290
      @dennist8290 3 роки тому +71

      Exactly but I feel like the Ethan's distracts are a joke but definitely have some genuine anger and sadness within them. Because if I'm not mistaken this is when he was going through his depression and stuff like that and later on at his whole suicide attempt

    • @demonfigs3309
      @demonfigs3309 3 роки тому +21

      JJ made a video on beef and explained that it started when he made a video to see what would happen if he left the Sidemen and put the blame on Ethan in that video. Ethan was the one to start the disstracks but JJ started the whole beef.

    • @Rexzon
      @Rexzon 3 роки тому +1

      true

    • @ProfessionalFartSmeller
      @ProfessionalFartSmeller 3 роки тому +4

      We should praise the mfs who made the world cuz if the world wasn’t here we wouldn’t be here fr

  • @sarahjaynemillward4486
    @sarahjaynemillward4486 3 роки тому +440

    the line after "She gave birth to you, and chose to have another" is too class haha

  • @okayyraph
    @okayyraph 4 роки тому +2910

    JJ: *ethan you is fat*
    Ethan: *uno reverse*

  • @frde2190
    @frde2190 Рік тому +97

    Harry’s second one was insane, every line was a roast

  • @tarakullbhaiyya5845
    @tarakullbhaiyya5845 5 років тому +673

    I love how the comment section is like
    "Harry's was the best"
    "Simon's was the best"
    "Vikk's was the best"
    Ethan:**cries in the corner**

    • @oktawianw8395
      @oktawianw8395 5 років тому +16

      Sadly true cause Ethan's were good

    • @arienwzpp5899
      @arienwzpp5899 5 років тому +2

      Oktawian W i loved ethans 1

    • @oktawianw8395
      @oktawianw8395 5 років тому +3

      @@arienwzpp5899 That one was decent I like 2nd more

    • @arienwzpp5899
      @arienwzpp5899 5 років тому

      @@oktawianw8395 true yea

    • @josephthegod3514
      @josephthegod3514 4 роки тому +5

      Ethan was solid, Vikk’s was a joke, Simons was good, Harry’s was brutal, I think earthquake was pretty good but little boy and KSI’s other tracks weren’t good

  • @HampeHG
    @HampeHG 5 років тому +6094

    Imagine 2 years ago, Tobi was involved in the beef. Man he could end everyone’s career in few lines.

    • @2cashofficial
      @2cashofficial 5 років тому +60

      No

    • @genie6903
      @genie6903 5 років тому +276

      Y’all overhyping tobi man 😂

    • @phdprancy1909
      @phdprancy1909 5 років тому +157

      @@genie6903 if you seen the freestyle he made when the disses were full force, then you would be on the same train cuz tobi has insane flow with pretty good wordplay

    • @genie6903
      @genie6903 5 років тому +27

      @@phdprancy1909 you got me there i haven't seen the freestyle only the chrstmas song where everyone is hyping his influenza line

    • @mewomewo1237
      @mewomewo1237 5 років тому +1

      What was the sidemen beef

  • @MilkBottleTops
    @MilkBottleTops 2 роки тому +6359

    The fact they all went this hard and are still friends is everything I can’t lie 😂

    • @jacob8731
      @jacob8731 2 роки тому +308

      Everything was pre planned, to be fair though

    • @trotgun1563
      @trotgun1563 2 роки тому +1

      men give their mates a lot of shit ! its normal

    • @signebaktrup1784
      @signebaktrup1784 2 роки тому +37

      @@jacob8731 it wasn’t the sidemen talked about it that nothing was planned

    • @aztecwrrior1997
      @aztecwrrior1997 2 роки тому

      @XxneveragainxX dude......the screwjob was real what?

    • @user-ye9bc7nw2c
      @user-ye9bc7nw2c 2 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @ravinwombat
    @ravinwombat Рік тому +638

    I have to admit, JJs were actually the weakest. Harry’s made me spit out my drink after laughing, Ethan is really good, Simon and Vik’s also really good.

    • @ImDayroom
      @ImDayroom Рік тому +23

      Diss wise yeah jj got steamrolled but going of music talent (like knowing what ahes doing) jj wipes the floor with them

    • @joshuaevans5943
      @joshuaevans5943 Рік тому +46

      @@ImDayroom Not particularly hard to do when you're staying in a musicians house with all his contacts and a producer readily available?

    • @AstroSully
      @AstroSully Рік тому

      JJ's one aged the best. Harry's diss all is just banter. Almost every Harry diss aged like milk from Joe Weller to charting. Meanwhile KSI went off on Harry's GF and we know what happened.

    • @AstroSully
      @AstroSully Рік тому

      JJ raps better though production aside there's a clear gap. @@joshuaevans5943

    • @NicholasSears7
      @NicholasSears7 11 місяців тому

      ​@@AstroSullyshe cheat?

  • @steveharvey9873
    @steveharvey9873 5 років тому +2896

    JJ: I’m the best rapper in the sidemen
    Harry: Mum, hold my football.

    • @westay4924
      @westay4924 5 років тому +36

      don't you mean:
      harry: *hold my assassination tool.*

    • @Frank_MC
      @Frank_MC 5 років тому +46

      Tay Tay Harry isn’t a better rapper. He’s a better disser

    • @alexk.842
      @alexk.842 5 років тому +16

      Dying Grandma I think we have a deji fanboy here

    • @shamandura8419
      @shamandura8419 5 років тому +1

      @@alexk.842 I think here is having a W2S fan

    • @alexk.842
      @alexk.842 5 років тому +4

      Simeon Ivanov nah just really likes his diss tracks

  • @nathanoswaltmusic
    @nathanoswaltmusic 3 роки тому +4764

    It’s honestly a miracle that these guys are still such good friends after dissing each other that ruthlessly.

    • @kxloux8466
      @kxloux8466 3 роки тому +367

      Don’t believe everything you see on the internet bud💀

    • @rat1945
      @rat1945 3 роки тому +464

      U know that this beef was fake right?

    • @SAMTUBESTYT
      @SAMTUBESTYT 3 роки тому +171

      Cuz it was all planned. I guess even KSI would have helped creating his own diss

    • @rahilmalhotra001
      @rahilmalhotra001 3 роки тому +93

      @@SAMTUBESTYT Yeah obv, how do you think harry got the unreleased tune of KSI

    • @SAMTUBESTYT
      @SAMTUBESTYT 3 роки тому +9

      @@rahilmalhotra001 because ksi was with seana long time ago so they might have known for long time

  • @faupauzi_1890
    @faupauzi_1890 5 років тому +3150

    "I got your mom twerking for my rupees" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👏👏😂😂😂

    • @xameerah_arienxx7917
      @xameerah_arienxx7917 5 років тому +38

      Faupauzi _ that was such a good one I never knew he would do a diss track😂

    • @reflectist7825
      @reflectist7825 5 років тому +12

      Stop using emojis

    • @xameerah_arienxx7917
      @xameerah_arienxx7917 5 років тому +25

      XXTHUNDERZPLAYZ XX dnt tell us wat to do 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jacks3483
      @jacks3483 5 років тому +1

      Ameerah Arien Why respond just leave him to it

    • @PuffDaGoat
      @PuffDaGoat 5 років тому +7

      He got roasted my niqqa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👌👌

  • @garrettboland9730
    @garrettboland9730 2 роки тому +111

    Nah bro jj talkin about someone else’s forehead is crazy 😂😂😂

  • @ivancab8135
    @ivancab8135 2 роки тому +4520

    Man, Simon absolutely killed it!!
    I mean, I love Harry, but I definitively DID NOT see Simon being that good

    • @BRobMorris
      @BRobMorris 2 роки тому +67

      Aye he's not getting the credit he deserves

    • @y0Bennyyy
      @y0Bennyyy 2 роки тому +42

      yeah he went hard af

    • @AJV123
      @AJV123 Рік тому +17

      One take is a wild beat to take on as well and he was on top of it. We done 👏

    • @xJaxsonVal
      @xJaxsonVal Рік тому +1

      Simons diss was to deji.

    • @Hirat69
      @Hirat69 Рік тому +1

      @@xJaxsonVal we know that my guy

  • @danz4456
    @danz4456 4 роки тому +13101

    JJ: calls Ethan fat 80 times
    Also Ethan: now lighter than JJ by 20 pounds

    • @CookieGal-
      @CookieGal- 4 роки тому +139

      Well he was, but it looks like lockdown hasn't done him very well. Hope he can keep himself healthy tho :)

    • @indivd83
      @indivd83 4 роки тому +17

      But ethan is a lot shorter

    • @imkojo29
      @imkojo29 4 роки тому +22

      Well even if ethan was heavier it would just be more muscle not fat

    • @jacobvedaa7667
      @jacobvedaa7667 4 роки тому +29

      JJ has more endurance and musle which adds a lot of weight. JJ is stronger overall.

    • @antonytome6590
      @antonytome6590 4 роки тому +4

      20kg

  • @Mars-if6ln
    @Mars-if6ln 4 роки тому +5671

    Ok, listen up, Harry and Simon NEED to do a diss track together

  • @kingcj8201
    @kingcj8201 2 роки тому +31

    Just saying the homie behz did definitely start the beat switch, glad all the boys are good, nuts these tracks are what made me a fan lmao

  • @looneylogic6479
    @looneylogic6479 5 років тому +2075

    Harry has Ethan’s back like a true friend

    • @carolineknight7976
      @carolineknight7976 5 років тому +134

      Harry and Ethan are my favorite duo in sidemen bc they seem like they're on the same level

    • @DuckyBecomesIean
      @DuckyBecomesIean 5 років тому +18

      Harry when passed the line man with the 2nd diss
      BUT THEY ARE STILL FRIENDS like their friendship is fucking insanely Amazing

    • @ashyy190
      @ashyy190 5 років тому +25

      Harry got everyone's back except for JJ haha

    • @xhktxr7869
      @xhktxr7869 5 років тому +6

      Yeh , Harry is nice for real

    • @shamandura8419
      @shamandura8419 5 років тому

      Everything is fake

  • @timothyharasty9597
    @timothyharasty9597 3 роки тому +370

    Looking back, while it’s not my personal favorite diss track, I think simons is the most impressive. Considering before that track, you could argue he never truest tried rapping, his bars were legit, pretty good. Visually the vid looked sick, his ideas, like the reaction at the end was very creative. The overall editing was class, the whole thing wrapped together was very well put together. He did it have the best of anything, but solid everything. Guess that’s why his is the most viewed.

  • @pranammm
    @pranammm 4 роки тому +4915

    Harry's was the most fun and the most funny.
    Vik's was a hilarious meme.
    KSI had the best features and had the best music videos.
    Simon had arguably the best flow and blows.
    Ethan had the more sensible and realistic disses.
    Toby was trying not to pick a side.
    Josh was trying the learn the others tracks off by heart.

    • @frelted6744
      @frelted6744 4 роки тому +41

      MM DH yeah it sucks but like who tf cares? its imaginary internet points

    • @frelted6744
      @frelted6744 4 роки тому +7

      MM DH they dont actually say its original /shrug

    • @aisha5444
      @aisha5444 4 роки тому +10

      Tobi*

    • @alain2898
      @alain2898 4 роки тому +5

      MM DH what if he didn’t steal from you

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 4 роки тому +2

      MM DH i cant see your comment lol

  • @poppyalsford
    @poppyalsford Місяць тому +15

    tradition to watch these once a year

  • @jimhalpert9803
    @jimhalpert9803 5 років тому +27742

    Everyone knows Harry's diss tracks are a thousand times better than others

    • @lowkeybalr9764
      @lowkeybalr9764 5 років тому +876

      I don't think you have seen vikk's

    • @mxtt8899
      @mxtt8899 5 років тому +174

      He can't rap wdym

    • @mlgssj763
      @mlgssj763 5 років тому +92

      Yeah but they're all lies

    • @yannickelmanssouri3873
      @yannickelmanssouri3873 5 років тому +113

      @@mlgssj763 last one is all fact hez second one ksi said it himself "this ine hurt" en his first one was 50/50 lies dude. So yeah he really beats him.

    • @CrypticaProductions
      @CrypticaProductions 5 років тому +28

      Fucking true

  • @kenisha.n3129
    @kenisha.n3129 5 років тому +5233

    This just proves how innocent Tobi is 😂

    • @kenisha.n3129
      @kenisha.n3129 5 років тому +9

      @Moxley X yup😂

    • @keirabagnall8507
      @keirabagnall8507 5 років тому +40

      And Josh aswell :3

    • @pancakefacessyrup3540
      @pancakefacessyrup3540 5 років тому +153

      @@keirabagnall8507 Nah josh reacted to deji's diss and put and insulted him but tobi literally did fuck all I dont think he even mentioned it once
      Edit Josh also put sticky notes on jj's car

    • @veelayn
      @veelayn 5 років тому +3

      Yeah 😂

    • @tomatoketchup507
      @tomatoketchup507 5 років тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/2kUXrtEKMnc/v-deo.html

  • @atariq20
    @atariq20 4 роки тому +399

    I’m sorry but both of Harry’s diss tracks especially the last one are too good, no wonder jj didn’t reply to half of the second diss track

    • @CarlJohnsonTheCJ
      @CarlJohnsonTheCJ 4 роки тому +2

      @That ONE friend weak ass response😂

    • @uricolthrust4776
      @uricolthrust4776 4 роки тому +2

      @@CarlJohnsonTheCJ that’s because the beef was pretty much over by then

  • @bigaza
    @bigaza 2 роки тому +22

    Once in a while I stumble across this and think wow this was so long ago but still bangin

  • @arlainecarinugan3703
    @arlainecarinugan3703 4 роки тому +6804

    Simons had the best beat but Harry's had the best roasts

    • @largeguy
      @largeguy 4 роки тому +11

      Nahh

    • @JoseCruz-cj3yw
      @JoseCruz-cj3yw 4 роки тому +33

      But most of them weren't true

    • @nikittasloan4209
      @nikittasloan4209 4 роки тому +9

      I think ur right

    • @archie0712
      @archie0712 4 роки тому +14

      Agree

    • @OllieWales
      @OllieWales 4 роки тому +70

      I liked JJs flow, his ones were pretty sick but there's solid evidence he didn't write a lot of his shit

  • @sir_ashen2446
    @sir_ashen2446 4 роки тому +2259

    Harry needs to make more tracks he’s sick 😂🤣

  • @JaredLukeBernon
    @JaredLukeBernon 3 роки тому +4604

    Im glad Tobi kept himself out of it. He would have killed JJ but would be breaking the 7th Commandment.

  • @Strawberry-ug1wy
    @Strawberry-ug1wy Рік тому +107

    bro as I’ve gotten older I’ve realized that Harry’s baby line was wild 💀

    • @thapa923
      @thapa923 10 місяців тому

      What's that about?

    • @Strawberry-ug1wy
      @Strawberry-ug1wy 10 місяців тому +1

      @@thapa923 jj got his gf pregnant and then aborted it

    • @alexgallion8112
      @alexgallion8112 9 місяців тому

      Yeah I didn’t know he aborted the baby with that context that line is wild

    • @m00gan64
      @m00gan64 7 місяців тому

      time stamp?

  • @Jordan_23kt
    @Jordan_23kt 3 роки тому +6255

    Lesson learned: never put Harry on a track he has no filter now just imagine if he actually rapped 😂😂

  • @typhooncraze7525
    @typhooncraze7525 4 роки тому +15106

    We are all lucky Tobi wasn’t in the beef
    He would’ve ended everyone’s career

  • @natanagone
    @natanagone 3 роки тому +966

    Can we just respect how modest Tobi is.If he started a diss track, nobody would be safe.

    • @drewdelavega8741
      @drewdelavega8741 3 роки тому +3

      ^^

    • @zenitsuagatsuma8590
      @zenitsuagatsuma8590 3 роки тому +29

      nah Harry would body him

    • @jasonstarrising
      @jasonstarrising 3 роки тому +17

      Except harry

    • @jout738
      @jout738 2 роки тому +9

      Tobi is the quiet kid that got not much to say to make disstrack, but it would be really weird for Tobi to make disstrack about Vik or Josh, but I dont know what Tobi disstrack about JJ would be like.

    • @jasonstarrising
      @jasonstarrising 2 роки тому +7

      @@jout738 if someone like vik can make a disstrack tobi can trust me lmao

  • @kitknight5903
    @kitknight5903 16 днів тому +9

    Harry went so hard 😂😂😂

  • @sarahthepug1269
    @sarahthepug1269 5 років тому +3878

    Why is Simon's actually really good
    OMG I JUST GOT TO VIKKS LMAO

    • @amthrow7698
      @amthrow7698 5 років тому +2

      Lmao

    • @mndm_replz7143
      @mndm_replz7143 5 років тому +2

      Ha pog

    • @brodieogilvie9591
      @brodieogilvie9591 5 років тому +17

      rylee nixon ur defo a normie twitch viewer who doesn’t know what the twitch emotes mean and watches fortnite

    • @mattgillet6917
      @mattgillet6917 5 років тому +42

      NO one expected vikk to do anything but he fucking destroyed deji. He's such a vindaloo. And Josh was just fucking with jjs lambo

    • @thatguyalan5370
      @thatguyalan5370 5 років тому +8

      Little boy was best

  • @madypathak
    @madypathak 3 роки тому +8043

    Imagine a diss with:
    Simon's beats
    Harry's lyrics
    Tobi's flow
    JJ's camera quality
    *Absolute Madness*

    • @alex_fv1233
      @alex_fv1233 3 роки тому +590

      That’s if the sidemen get into beef with another group like faze that would be awesome

    • @ionfwany1
      @ionfwany1 3 роки тому +138

      Yeahh that would be a banger, especially if they did it on jake Paul since his dad is just- yk, messed up

    • @ibrabruh
      @ibrabruh 3 роки тому +63

      Yes its absolutely madness on how bad it will be. Harry's lyrics wouldnt even fit Simon's beat and tobis flow so 🤷‍♂️

    • @ionfwany1
      @ionfwany1 3 роки тому +13

      @@ibrabruh yh tbh

    • @ashishchotani2458
      @ashishchotani2458 3 роки тому +168

      And vikks rupees!!!!

  • @tanyab1506
    @tanyab1506 4 роки тому +784

    alright but no ones talking about how viks diss is comedic genius

  • @MissMcDowell-qf1yz
    @MissMcDowell-qf1yz Рік тому +34

    Harry and Simon diss tracks were mad good

  • @jermafan4
    @jermafan4 3 роки тому +2055

    vik is the only youtuber who can make a disstrack talking about grades and minecraft and win the battle 😭😭

    • @wrath8487
      @wrath8487 2 роки тому +6

      Ikr

    • @Eskil2
      @Eskil2 2 роки тому +3

      Fr

    • @oonapolla8575
      @oonapolla8575 2 роки тому

      Well tbf Dejis diss was just shit

    • @wharknut
      @wharknut 2 роки тому

      a one sided battle tbf his was dogshit

    • @yana-gw1oq
      @yana-gw1oq 2 роки тому +20

      when the part came where he said ‘your mum twerks for my rupees’.. BEST BELIEVE MY JAW WAS ON THE FUCKING FLOOR 😭😭

  • @Holly-gr8yd
    @Holly-gr8yd 5 років тому +204

    Harry’s diss track been stuck in my head since 2017

  • @nikolasschmidt429
    @nikolasschmidt429 4 роки тому +673

    JJ Talking about the forehead of Harrys girlfriend is another level of irony

    • @jackveedock4893
      @jackveedock4893 4 роки тому +2

      True JJ's forehead is bigger than the pacific ocean

    • @Fariygirlie
      @Fariygirlie 4 роки тому

      Super Mario Legend Way bigger dude

    • @jackveedock4893
      @jackveedock4893 4 роки тому

      @@Fariygirlie True

    • @gavinjohnson9966
      @gavinjohnson9966 4 роки тому

      Super Mario Legend god y’all are cringe swear y’all are like 10

    • @jackveedock4893
      @jackveedock4893 4 роки тому +2

      @@gavinjohnson9966 ?? Why you so triggered lmao. It's a joke obviously... if your chicken bone skin tone google chrome lookin ass can't handle it, fuck off back to your mom and learn how to not cry about everything people say that you don't like

  • @jessmurphy2022
    @jessmurphy2022 6 днів тому +5

    Just casually watching this in 2024 hahaha

  • @Arrow14860
    @Arrow14860 3 роки тому +6643

    Everyone's talking about Harry, but DAMN SIMON WENT HARD-

    • @michealmoore5628
      @michealmoore5628 3 роки тому +206

      Simin went up in my book after this, if he wrote that himself he should do more miles ahead of jj and the same goes for harry i think he just got pure excited and wrote loads of diss and made them fit together!
      Ethan did well too the 2nd was far better tho

    • @MrSte553
      @MrSte553 3 роки тому +67

      Young Money Mint!

    • @jaden6053
      @jaden6053 3 роки тому +13

      Harry just went harder

    • @GG-ih2fe
      @GG-ih2fe 3 роки тому +9

      Don't forget about Ethan

    • @josephalan7686
      @josephalan7686 3 роки тому +35

      New found respect for Simon after this lol

  • @proxclarky5477
    @proxclarky5477 4 роки тому +1105

    Harry’s is so deep it’s insane it would hurt any man

  • @threedots8364
    @threedots8364 5 років тому +2451

    6:31 "PewDiePie fell off, that's a shame to see" ...
    PewDiePie: 100 million subs
    Ricegum: losing subs

  • @MrEpic12345
    @MrEpic12345 18 днів тому +9

    Harry COOKED 👨‍🍳🔥🔥🔥

  • @calebnoel7
    @calebnoel7 4 роки тому +5257

    Ricegum: The sidemen are irrelevant
    Sidemen: Uno reverse

  • @_PK777_
    @_PK777_ 3 роки тому +3183

    Ethan actually HATED JJ at this point. He was going through a depression at this time too I think

  • @mmdh1731
    @mmdh1731 4 роки тому +3274

    Harry’s was the funniest
    KSI had the best features and music vids
    Vik had the most fun
    Simon had the most blows
    Ethan had the most real and logical diss

  • @simonpeschke6842
    @simonpeschke6842 2 роки тому +35

    I have NEVER heard that second Behz track. shit is on fire

  • @Eedjee_
    @Eedjee_ 4 роки тому +670

    I think Ethan has the best beats used imo, but Harry his lines are just so on point and well used. Therefore I like Harry's more.

    • @JRHMC
      @JRHMC 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @a1phav3nom68
      @a1phav3nom68 4 роки тому

      Can you put in Harry’s time stamp plz

    • @itschubb6847
      @itschubb6847 4 роки тому +5

      Albert Jan I want a harry diss track with Ethans beat and JJ’s flow

    • @lefty9555
      @lefty9555 4 роки тому +1

      @@a1phav3nom68 1:46

    • @lefty9555
      @lefty9555 4 роки тому +1

      @@a1phav3nom68 17:18

  • @daanishmanzoor1
    @daanishmanzoor1 3 роки тому +9352

    Listening back 3 years later ive just realised how much of a violation Harry's second one was. That was a massacre
    EDIT: This comment now has 6.9k likes, please stop liking. Thank you for your understanding.

    • @armaanwastaken
      @armaanwastaken 3 роки тому +241

      That’s exactly what i was thinking harry went inn on the second one glad they are all good friends and this was just banter

    • @tyronejameson8257
      @tyronejameson8257 3 роки тому +247

      Yeah, Harry took little boy personally because JJ violated every single member of his family so he just went all out

    • @Kastrom_
      @Kastrom_ 3 роки тому +94

      @@tyronejameson8257 Man they called JJ's bloodline retar*ed 💀💀 Harry started it lmao

    • @farismiqdad
      @farismiqdad 3 роки тому +30

      @@Kastrom_ yea but he didn't go into specifics, homie little 3 year ilds say your whole family is dumb and shit like that so it wasn't that bad

    • @KuroKomatsuzaki
      @KuroKomatsuzaki 3 роки тому +9

      Thats the reasonhe deleted the video

  • @akternasrin5973
    @akternasrin5973 2 роки тому +7154

    ”I've got you're mom twerking for my rupees" best line

  • @migcarlos1906
    @migcarlos1906 Рік тому +72

    Back when I was 12 years old, I didn't really know how Harry's disstracks hit hard on JJ.
    Now that I'm a bit older and understand most of the words... That was way too much 😂

  • @JJ-ld4hj
    @JJ-ld4hj 4 роки тому +202

    JJ: exposes Harry with disses to his family and girlfriend which is really deep
    Harry: let's react to it with my mum

  • @zequiil457
    @zequiil457 5 років тому +3694

    JJ: I am the best rapper ever in sidemen
    Vikk: Hold my rupees
    😂😂😂😂

    • @strikebeatz5312
      @strikebeatz5312 5 років тому +34

      Asian Fried Noodles nah Harry was 1000000 times better

    • @user-jb2or5ko2v
      @user-jb2or5ko2v 5 років тому +4

      Strike Beatz hary's was the worst

    • @miloradmajkic9773
      @miloradmajkic9773 5 років тому +38

      @@user-jb2or5ko2v Harry's are the best.

    • @user-jb2or5ko2v
      @user-jb2or5ko2v 5 років тому +7

      @@miloradmajkic9773 He can't even rap and the beat is trash

    • @jaidenl5597
      @jaidenl5597 5 років тому +23

      Lloyd games ttv Harry’s were the best by far

  • @un__kn377
    @un__kn377 5 років тому +2835

    KSI: Makes fun of Ethan being fat
    Ethan: Hold my food
    1 year later
    Ethan: Who's laughing now

  • @SayfuHQ
    @SayfuHQ 2 місяці тому +37

    Wtf are these chapter names 😭🙏🏻

    • @CzeEC
      @CzeEC 26 днів тому

      FpsTim ClancyS Rainbow Six Siege Highlight 8 clipped by ssbm

  • @breadbig2134
    @breadbig2134 3 роки тому +717

    Harry’s presence on UA-cam must scare people in case they accidentally diss him

    • @nickisans7182
      @nickisans7182 3 роки тому +7

      He has good disses but a shit flow

    • @3ndura
      @3ndura 3 роки тому +3

      @@nickisans7182 more in KSI exposed, the flow was going in and out of alright, but KSI sucks had pretty good flow, sometimes fluctuating into decent flow

    • @justjames391
      @justjames391 3 роки тому

      You silly bitch

    • @justjames391
      @justjames391 3 роки тому

      @@hxsna3503 do you even know what that word means?

    • @annazuz0
      @annazuz0 3 роки тому +6

      @@nickisans7182 it's probably on purpose, like he doesnt want it to be too serious so he puts in shitty beats to make it more funny

  • @neilissoree
    @neilissoree 2 роки тому +2191

    Now that I've grown up, I actually realise how mad Harry's diss track actually is.

    • @justhereforalaugh1660
      @justhereforalaugh1660 Рік тому +52

      I used to listen to it on repeat but it shocked me listening again after awhile 😂

    • @OwenRic0
      @OwenRic0 Рік тому +25

      Just came back to listen to it 4 years not listening to it and I was legit shocked lol

    • @ImDayroom
      @ImDayroom Рік тому +25

      Right! I was like 12 when this was happening soi thought jj was the best but Jesus Christ harry did not need to cut that deep 😂

  • @flamingkaiser8354
    @flamingkaiser8354 3 роки тому +897

    "I got your Mum twerking for my Rupees"..the best thing

  • @long_strong8843
    @long_strong8843 13 днів тому +2

    I love this era of UA-cam, I found it so fun, I sort of miss this era

  • @TwilightsPurple
    @TwilightsPurple 3 роки тому +935

    Jj: “Ethan is fat”
    Ethan: *And I took that personally*

    • @idontknow4398
      @idontknow4398 3 роки тому +30

      Now ksi is the fat one lmao

    • @niallfinan
      @niallfinan 3 роки тому

      Stolen comment

    • @Random-ee3bo
      @Random-ee3bo 3 роки тому

      @@idontknow4398 fr Ethan has a better beard too lmao

  • @zx8264
    @zx8264 4 роки тому +932

    JJ talking about Harry’s girlfriend forehead😂🤣😂
    Mans doesn’t even want to take his bandana off 😂🤣

  • @IDEK0029
    @IDEK0029 4 роки тому +152

    Simon and Harry’s distracts SMACKKKK

  • @user-bf1sx8xr4h
    @user-bf1sx8xr4h 6 місяців тому +13

    Nah I’m dying,, I found this at like 5 in the morning and WHAT 😭😭😭 harry ate so hard it kills