ALL SIDEMEN DISS TRACKS IN ORDER!
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• Zerkaa: / zerkaa
• Behzinga: / behzinga
• Vikkstar123: / vikkstar123
• TBJZL: / tbjzl
• Wroetoshaw: / wroetoshaw
• KSI: / ksi
Harry distrack: was literally just a joke
60 million people: we liked that
58 millions people we watched that* it doesn’t have that many likes
Nicki Sans7 it has 58 million views because people liked watching it no need to be a bum lick about it
Nicki Sans7 lad you look about 7 dunno why you’re getting loud🤣💀
Jason Hart it has 58 million views because people wanted to hear it to see if it’s good. I’m not 7 nor am i getting loud that’s a picture of me when i was 13 at a school dance the prson on my right is my friend
Nicki Sans7 shut up your being a bitch over one comment that I thought would be funny and a lot of people agree stop being bent
Love how everyone’s so serious and then Harry’s having a laugh but still rips the shit out of everyone LMAOOOOO
I think only Ethan and JJ took this seriously. Vik's was a hundred percent a joke and Simon's wasn't completely serious either.
@@only_fair23 simons was good because deji couldn’t compare his diss therefore making it 1st or 2nd best diss on peoples opinion
Harry went crazy in the 2nd diss
I think JJ went savage in Little Boy
@@johnnycrippler1638 Harry fucked him up in the 2nd diss
No one could have imagined that Harry would come in that hard. He totally wrecked JJ outta nowhere ☠️
Tells everything that JJ couldn't even react to the 2nd diss 💀
@@oliveralsop8458 they said 'react' not 'reply' which is true, JJ said the recording wasn't even worth uploading because he actually got really mad and started smashing things in the room
The thing is Harry didnt take it seriously and dropped some violations.Imagine if he was fr pissed the nuke he would drop
@@ollie-pn1qlhe did
@@mariuamistbo-cg9jghe didn't do he even said he recorded one and didn't upload it
Man, Simon absolutely killed it!!
I mean, I love Harry, but I definitively DID NOT see Simon being that good
Aye he's not getting the credit he deserves
yeah he went hard af
One take is a wild beat to take on as well and he was on top of it. We done 👏
Simons diss was to deji.
@@Infusion_Productions we know that my guy
JJ: I'm the best Rapper in the Sidemen
Harry: Hold my broken Monitor
My comment on another Account, Never thought I'd see it on this Account
True
Stealing comments I see
Copy
mineminter : hold my hair spray
sidemen ranked in order
10. you
9. cant
8. rank
7. them
6. they
5. are
4. all
3. equally
2. beautiful
1. harry
LEZ GO I’M HARRY
Lol
Talefa Phelan-Wilde Year 9 year 9 13
I line Ethan’s the most
Ansh Gamingtv! You can’t rank them e best is harry
9:54 Simon’s rap was *WILD.*
Yes, Harry 100% won overall, but I was not expecting that from Simon!
fr
Deffo Harry won
Who’s here in 2024
Me bro
Harry's are the best
Me
Me
Yo
JJ called Ethan fat.
Ethan: Becomes the fittest of the lot
@@nishansharma703 just cause you can lift more doesn't mean your more fit strongmen can lift 1000 lbs but they aren't the fittest people
10x more sensitive tho
Nah jj is more fit
it shouldve been "and i took that personally"
@@nishansharma703 so what?
Everyone: Gang beats
Vik: turn on the indian anthem
thats not the indian anthem bro...its just a punjabi song's tune
It’s the theme from the movie “the dictator”
@@vishakhasrivastava7567 they know
it's just a joke(~_^)
@@vishakhasrivastava7567 no bro.. it’s Vik’s theme song
@@jangy1106 no..it is a Punjabi song (Indian) and vik is also Indian so whenever he comes in the vids this song plays...it is not vik's
Now that I've grown up, I actually realise how mad Harry's diss track actually is.
I used to listen to it on repeat but it shocked me listening again after awhile 😂
Just came back to listen to it 4 years not listening to it and I was legit shocked lol
Right! I was like 12 when this was happening soi thought jj was the best but Jesus Christ harry did not need to cut that deep 😂
If Simon and Harry did a diss track together 💀💀💀💀 that would be a funeral
Harry is like that one kid who all the teachers have a problem with but all the kids find him super funny.
Like one of my brothers friends he made his old teacher quit
Also called one of the teachers thick and threatened to stab there mom PS hes year 5 5th grade if your American
@@wolfslayer1997 so your da english ting fam
@@cartersylvester7606 ye fam
ethan is the quiet one who always gets bullied but then somehow managed TO SNEAK A GUN IN CLASS
KSI: *Calling Ethan Fat*
1year later
KSI:I'm bulking fam
What? You think that bulking means getting fat? That's not the intention, although some people who don't know how to bulk do end up fat.
And said that Harry girlfriends foreheads mad in little boy 😂
Latettaja *me*
2024 and these still kinda slap
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innit
facts
yes
REAL
I have to admit, JJs were actually the weakest. Harry’s made me spit out my drink after laughing, Ethan is really good, Simon and Vik’s also really good.
Diss wise yeah jj got steamrolled but going of music talent (like knowing what ahes doing) jj wipes the floor with them
@@ImDayroom Not particularly hard to do when you're staying in a musicians house with all his contacts and a producer readily available?
JJ's one aged the best. Harry's diss all is just banter. Almost every Harry diss aged like milk from Joe Weller to charting. Meanwhile KSI went off on Harry's GF and we know what happened.
JJ raps better though production aside there's a clear gap. @@joshuaevans5943
@@AstroSullyshe cheat?
As soon as Harry dropped the "Now let's take a moment to talk about your mother" it was obvious he had the best track.
100%
After vik
Simons was better people just simping fir Harry
@@folasadegeorge9414 I like simon's beat more, and he definitely had better flow than harry. but harry's disses were on another level. simon's were great too, and as a whole I would say his is the best. but kudos to harry for some fire disses.
@@jamesmmart1n de wL g
Everyone went for personal issues and calling out each other’s problems- Harry woke up and chose violence
No Harry woke up in the disstrack world that was given birth among sidemen and so went after JJ brutally to diss him the best possible way possible, when JJ went violently call Ethan fat that started this disstrack beef among all sidemen.
Everyone else pulling out a firecracker diss while Harold out here pulling out Nukes
Harrys song is still the most brutal track I've ever heard lmao
Imagine Harry made a genuine diss on someone he hated, that would be a massacre
Ricegum disstrack
That was a genuine diss track, he wasnt told it was supposed to be fake
@@jonteg9689 really?
@@jonteg9689 nah he doesnt hate jj he was just having fun but he is autistic so he took it to far i do the same
@@justawarlord bruh
harry's disstrack really was ahead of its time
Was funny but ahead of its time... the guy rhymed ‘click it’ with ‘be shit’ (still my favourite sidemen diss track)
ZIAS LOL
Frankejk Harry’s litttttttt
Vikk dropped a whole school rap
I am a bot confuse on why vik dropped a distrack I dont think they roast anything thing about vik
Harry and Miniminter absolutely killed it 🤣
Vikk Harry and Simon probably my favourites. Honestly love the Sidemen and Beta Squad and I think it’s even more awesome that they get along and make videos together. Respect from Canada, love to see these guys helping each other out. Had to come back and watch this for the nostalgia, also saw a UA-cam short with Ethan talking about it. Glad to see the group is still all together and doing their thing
JJ: *ethan you is fat*
Ethan: *uno reverse*
Nigga balls
FB I Youre probably white, chill.
FB I yo chill
Ethan : how the tables have turned
My bad guys I didnt mean to offend anybody. If yall want I can get rid of it
everyone talking ab harry’s tracks when simons kinda flowed though
Innit tho
simon n harrys banged
CREATURE WAS SHIT- best line in rap history
Simons song was hard to me💯🤷🏽♂️
In my opinion simons was the best 😂
"How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck look like you"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nah bro jj talkin about someone else’s forehead is crazy 😂😂😂
Harry: (drops a diss)
Simon: (drops a diss)
Vikk: hold my Minecraft pig...
liamz you defo didn’t steal that
Harry: (drops pinger)
Vicks is trashhhhhh
Luke Star your face is trash
GabesDaBomb not as bad as ur moms
Harry can diss, rap, and look stupid all at the same time while I can only do the last one
Rap? he cant doe lol
oof
Looking stupid means he was not even being serious ON JJ LOOL
@@Lapuris he flamed jj lol
@@Alwaysonhots-bu6lu 💀
Harry’s second one was insane, every line was a roast
bro as I’ve gotten older I’ve realized that Harry’s baby line was wild 💀
What's that about?
@@thapa923 jj got his gf pregnant and then aborted it
Yeah I didn’t know he aborted the baby with that context that line is wild
Ricegum: The sidemen are irrelevant
Sidemen: Uno reverse
Fax
Rice irrelevant ass fuck
Rice who ?
Who tf eat rice with gum
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol
it’s a tradition to watch all of these once in a while
mhm
Nice pfp lol
Yep
It sure is.
Facts mate
Harry and Simon diss tracks were mad good
Coming from the Netflix doc and this is unreal content😂😂❤❤❤
0:00 - Ethan's first diss on JJ (Drama)
1:43 - Harry's first diss on JJ (KSI Sucks)
4:15 - JJ's first diss with Ricegum on Ethan (Earthquake)
7:45 - JJ's diss on Harry (Little Boy)
9:55 - Simon's diss on Deji (KSI'S LITTLE BROTHER)
12:16 - Vik's diss on Deji (The End)
13:59 - Ethan's second diss on JJ (Finished)
17:10 - Harry's second diss on JJ (KSI EXPOSED)
if this has already been done, sorry whoever did it already, but i couldn't find another, so maybe i'm the first to do it
edit: woah thanks for 3k likes, not gonna do 40 edits everytime i hit a milestone, but yeh ty
Thx
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Thank you
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Jesus christ man Harry and Vikk's diss tracks are so hilarious lmaooo it never fails to make me laugh
simon's too
@@aliahafsa3011 simons isn’t hilarious simon’s diss was just awesome
Just saying the homie behz did definitely start the beat switch, glad all the boys are good, nuts these tracks are what made me a fan lmao
This is my yearly pilgrimage through the Sidemen sidetrack Odyssey… What a time to be alive.
I love how deji got involved for no reason and got bodied the most out of everyone
frr
Yuh
Frfr
Deji jumped in for no reason and bc he wanted extra revenue
fr bro
JJ: calls Ethan fat 80 times
Also Ethan: now lighter than JJ by 20 pounds
Well he was, but it looks like lockdown hasn't done him very well. Hope he can keep himself healthy tho :)
But ethan is a lot shorter
Well even if ethan was heavier it would just be more muscle not fat
JJ has more endurance and musle which adds a lot of weight. JJ is stronger overall.
20kg
5 years later still listen to this Diss track
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Everyone else :using cool gang beats
Vikk: INDIAN MUSIC 🎶
Why is Simon's actually really good
OMG I JUST GOT TO VIKKS LMAO
Lmao
Ha pog
rylee nixon ur defo a normie twitch viewer who doesn’t know what the twitch emotes mean and watches fortnite
NO one expected vikk to do anything but he fucking destroyed deji. He's such a vindaloo. And Josh was just fucking with jjs lambo
Little boy was best
"I got your mom twerking for my rupees" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👏👏😂😂😂
Faupauzi _ that was such a good one I never knew he would do a diss track😂
Stop using emojis
XXTHUNDERZPLAYZ XX dnt tell us wat to do 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ameerah Arien Why respond just leave him to it
He got roasted my niqqa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👌👌
I have NEVER heard that second Behz track. shit is on fire
Back when I was 12 years old, I didn't really know how Harry's disstracks hit hard on JJ.
Now that I'm a bit older and understand most of the words... That was way too much 😂
Same
Ok, listen up, Harry and Simon NEED to do a diss track together
@Yusuf Ashraf stop self promoting
Na not really
@@P4NIEL BRO BRO GET CALM 😭😂😂
@@P4NIEL LMAOOOOOO
@@P4NIEL LOL
JJ: I’m the best rapper in the sidemen
Harry: Mum, hold my football.
don't you mean:
harry: *hold my assassination tool.*
Tay Tay Harry isn’t a better rapper. He’s a better disser
Dying Grandma I think we have a deji fanboy here
@@alexk.842 I think here is having a W2S fan
Simeon Ivanov nah just really likes his diss tracks
Wether it was scripted or not, this actually hurt like they went hard on each other and it sounded genuine
I still have no idea what really happened. I started watching them like 2 years ago and all I know is they had a fight, made diss tracks and some people say it was all fake. idk
@@Doctor.FortniteKSI "left" and then insulted them on his way out. So ethan and harry made responses, ksi replied back, and then they each made a reply which ended the "beef" Deji got involved for no damn reason, so simon and vikk made responses. Its most likely that they faked the part with KSI, ethan and harry. The Deji part was most likely real though lmao
@@JCaesar71306 I don't think Ethan and Harry new that KSI keaving was fake and also when Harry made his first disstrack, JJ was actually pissed which is why he went hard against him
@@JCaesar71306why did jj left the sidemen?
@@ARES-ue3yt he didnt, it was fake drama.
Harry completely destroyed this but simons was honestly really powerful too
Imagine 2 years ago, Tobi was involved in the beef. Man he could end everyone’s career in few lines.
No
Y’all overhyping tobi man 😂
@@genie6903 if you seen the freestyle he made when the disses were full force, then you would be on the same train cuz tobi has insane flow with pretty good wordplay
@@phdprancy1909 you got me there i haven't seen the freestyle only the chrstmas song where everyone is hyping his influenza line
What was the sidemen beef
Simons had the best beat but Harry's had the best roasts
Nahh
But most of them weren't true
I think ur right
Agree
I liked JJs flow, his ones were pretty sick but there's solid evidence he didn't write a lot of his shit
Once in a while I stumble across this and think wow this was so long ago but still bangin
2024 and rewatching this 😭
JJ: I am the best rapper ever in sidemen
Vikk: Hold my rupees
😂😂😂😂
Asian Fried Noodles nah Harry was 1000000 times better
Strike Beatz hary's was the worst
@@user-jb2or5ko2v Harry's are the best.
@@miloradmajkic9773 He can't even rap and the beat is trash
Lloyd games ttv Harry’s were the best by far
JJ: Posh Boy
Also JJ: Went to private school
JJ: Oh come on harry can you just make it fair
hwickins13 no but it is
@@hwickins1335 🤣🤣 yea mate all the hard men go to private schools
I mean this is coming from a guy with chapman as his last name😂😂😂btw it’s just a bit of banter
Because you went to a private school doesnt make you posh
Anyone else just sit in their room or lesson and just randomly get harrys distrack or anyone elses in your head even though you havent heard it in months?
Same but Simon's diss to deji
They are so iconic and will never he forgotten
FPS Tom clancyS Rainbow Six Siege Highlight 8 clips was the best one
Im glad Tobi kept himself out of it. He would have killed JJ but would be breaking the 7th Commandment.
Proving how nice he is
@@Pessidog10 Indeed bro
5th lol
@@jeremynathan7 my mistake
@@Drift666 i made a mistake, but the 7th commandment is to not commit adultery.
We are all lucky Tobi wasn’t in the beef
He would’ve ended everyone’s career
fax
Never seen such a true comment
He’s a good and humble guy
Typho0n Craze its true tho
Except harry's
Every now and again I’m comeback just to rewatch this cause they are iconic
Bro watching this is so nostalgic
Everyone's talking about Harry, but DAMN SIMON WENT HARD-
Simin went up in my book after this, if he wrote that himself he should do more miles ahead of jj and the same goes for harry i think he just got pure excited and wrote loads of diss and made them fit together!
Ethan did well too the 2nd was far better tho
Young Money Mint!
Harry just went harder
Don't forget about Ethan
New found respect for Simon after this lol
Lesson learned: never put Harry on a track he has no filter now just imagine if he actually rapped 😂😂
Harry might not have a filter but he literally is the worst
@@jakefallon9428 he was the best
@@Alwaysonhots-bu6lu No he isn't
@@jakefallon9428 no
@@Alwaysonhots-bu6lu Exactly no he isn't
Anyone here in 2024
Yuhh
Hell yea❤
after the documentary, yes 😂
Yessir. Listen to KSI sucks regularly 😂
Ofc
vik and harry went hard, i miss this era
We can all admit Harry had the best disstracks out of everyone
Fact
and simon but yea i agree 100%
Ehh....yeah I can live with that🤔
Facts
But Nowdays Jj's gonna hit world top charts anytime soon..
This just proves how innocent Tobi is 😂
@Moxley X yup😂
And Josh aswell :3
@@keirabagnall8507 Nah josh reacted to deji's diss and put and insulted him but tobi literally did fuck all I dont think he even mentioned it once
Edit Josh also put sticky notes on jj's car
Yeah 😂
ua-cam.com/video/2kUXrtEKMnc/v-deo.html
Legit know all of these word for word best era on UA-cam 100%
These songs all slap still 😢
No one:
Litterally not a single soul:
*Simon filming in a tesco petrol station*
Lol I feel that makes it so much better, imo best diss track
@@texify4464 yh
he said it’s bc he was imitating Chip, a brit rapper known for diss tracks in petrol stations 🤣
@@teepee3182 ohhh ok thanks
Lol
Harry needs to make more tracks he’s sick 😂🤣
Bart Simpson Boi definitely 😂
No he shouldn’t next time he’ll make a diss that shocking that the person he’s dissing will commit
I’m the arsehole that made it 101
He did not make it
Hes friend helped him
ethan was so underrated in these his 2nd one was imo the second best one
watching this makes me want a new round of diss tracks so funny
”I've got you're mom twerking for my rupees" best line
Mom im famous
Yes
Being a indian
It's the best line I have ever heard
lmao fr
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Still can’t believe Vikk actually did one, especially with that beat. Classic.
It added comedic value to the diss track war and then Harry’s second one came and everything got serious again
@@Dizzy_Dino06 Harry’s so good at just stepping this shit up a level or two 😂😂
harry has the best pipes out of the group
Disstrack season just hit different
Harry’s is so deep it’s insane it would hurt any man
Most of it wasnt even true
Jose Cruz 🤣 it was true that’s why KSI didn’t release a reaction
Jose Cruz saltyyy
pause
Harry’s was the funniest
KSI had the best features and music vids
Vik had the most fun
Simon had the most blows
Ethan had the most real and logical diss
true
haha funny number funny
I would say Vik was the funniest and Harry had the best music vid and most blows
Harry’s was super funny only KSI exposes had blows
period
Time to rewatch this again
Who’s just randomly watching videos and this masterpiece pulled up?
Ethan actually HATED JJ at this point. He was going through a depression at this time too I think
wait rlly
@@ahzawlekhong110 yeah
Yeah that is when he went into his car trying to kill him self
@@darceyjackson9586 omg
@@babatunde8960 sorry I should have put a warning
KSI: Makes fun of Ethan being fat
Ethan: Hold my food
1 year later
Ethan: Who's laughing now
Still jj
@Jayden COEN hahaha so true Lmao
2 years later
Ethan is still fat
@@Jake-uc2um hes not fat he just haves muscels
Harry’s diss track at the end is actually crazy
always fun to come back and listen to these tracks every now and again
Listening back 3 years later ive just realised how much of a violation Harry's second one was. That was a massacre
EDIT: This comment now has 6.9k likes, please stop liking. Thank you for your understanding.
That’s exactly what i was thinking harry went inn on the second one glad they are all good friends and this was just banter
Yeah, Harry took little boy personally because JJ violated every single member of his family so he just went all out
@@tyronejameson8257 Man they called JJ's bloodline retar*ed 💀💀 Harry started it lmao
@@Kastrom_ yea but he didn't go into specifics, homie little 3 year ilds say your whole family is dumb and shit like that so it wasn't that bad
Thats the reasonhe deleted the video
Who else is just randomly watching the diss tracks again?
yup
Yh
Chouda04 me
me
YUP
I wanna go back in time and relive reacting to the whole sidemen disstrack arc
No one:
You: Here 2021 january...
PAHAHA yeah
Why am I here? This was like 2017
lol like why am i here??
Imagine trying to get top comment on a video this old,,
yes yes that’s true
Harry's was the most fun and the most funny.
Vik's was a hilarious meme.
KSI had the best features and had the best music videos.
Simon had arguably the best flow and blows.
Ethan had the more sensible and realistic disses.
Toby was trying not to pick a side.
Josh was trying the learn the others tracks off by heart.
MM DH yeah it sucks but like who tf cares? its imaginary internet points
MM DH they dont actually say its original /shrug
Tobi*
MM DH what if he didn’t steal from you
MM DH i cant see your comment lol
Harry's diss is best. Miniminter's flow is sick! Vik totally surprised me
It's culture to come back each year for these master pieces
Harry has Ethan’s back like a true friend
Harry and Ethan are my favorite duo in sidemen bc they seem like they're on the same level
I love the whole sidemen. I have no favourite s.
Harry when passed the line man with the 2nd diss
BUT THEY ARE STILL FRIENDS like their friendship is fucking insanely Amazing
Harry got everyone's back except for JJ haha
Yeh , Harry is nice for real
Everyone praising harry but no one is praising my boy ethan.. he is the one who started it all and make them all more stacks. If he didnt make a disstrack, harry wouldnt habe unlock his potential
Facts
Exactly but I feel like the Ethan's distracts are a joke but definitely have some genuine anger and sadness within them. Because if I'm not mistaken this is when he was going through his depression and stuff like that and later on at his whole suicide attempt
JJ made a video on beef and explained that it started when he made a video to see what would happen if he left the Sidemen and put the blame on Ethan in that video. Ethan was the one to start the disstracks but JJ started the whole beef.
true
We should praise the mfs who made the world cuz if the world wasn’t here we wouldn’t be here fr
bro idc simon and harrys diss trackls went the hardest, simon had the flow and harry had the disses lmao
Who is watcing this disstrack on 2024 😂
I just love that for Ethan’s ending instead of pulling away with a model in the car or something he has Callux .... simply beautiful
indigogoldfish wdym callux is a model
Gay
You meant to say “he instead pulled away in the car with callux and saying wait for the 2nd one, which means he knows KSI is responding and he will have to respond back
That was the best part