“Take a woman to dinner in heaven and she’ll complain about the view, take a woman to dinner in hell and she’ll offer to pay half of the bill.” -unknown
Honestly women are really hard to please I was accepting that at the last floor... Want too much you lose all... That was good Joyce Meyer... I really love this woman of God
I came back to this after years because I watched a 'the button' video by the youtube channel cut. There was a girl who on her first turn met literally like her perfect guy who genuinely had all the same interests but she pressed the button to skip him just to see what other options there was. Eventually she got through all the guys so they brought back out the original guy and he pressed the button because guy's don't like being the backup plan.
Unfortunately she's leading you straight to the hot place...(that comment will reverberate back to your memory in the future) But at least she's comical
The wives store is the truth. If a woman loves to please her man and looks decent with a feminine disposition, we stop right there and look for nothing more.
When "brutal" truth becomes amusing we become more willing to accept that truth, even though the repercussions are as serious as a heart attack. Woman are wondering why men, more and more, are refusing to marry. Marriage sounds great when things are going good and the relationship is based on a "we're in this 50/50" approach. However, when one person decides to end it (some form of the other person is not good enough) then one of them (usually the man) gets twice the responsibility (two homes to maintain) with half the resources (one income) so the person filing for divorce (usually the woman) will maintain their current life style at the expense of the payee (who often ends up homeless). Let's not forget the payee gets to loose the children too. Anyone still wondering why men are staying single?
A woman telling other women they're never satisfied. 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝 That's funny. 99.9% of the women in the audience will never ever come close to being married for 50 years. 5 years if they're lucky.
Oh interesting. Did you research the audience? Let me guess.... mmmm... You are male and have met a couple of disatisfied women..AND you have heard a few other men say the same as you. And your creative mind went ... " well that'll be 99.9% of all women then".
I would probably settle for a 3rd floor wife if those have good looks added onto the mix, honestly it would have been pretty good if they didn't have money but good looks in floor 2.
Don’t classify us a whole. There’s good in all gender groups. See them as individuals and not lump them together… I promise you’ll find the jewel you’re looking for. 😉
the wives store cracks me up. not because there are only two floors but that the next thing women think after sex is that they have money...which couldn't be further from the truth.
Well just call me bruh man from the 5th floor. Only 1 made it to my floor 21yrs ago and she's never asked for a return even though she don't complain to customer service but she fill up the suggestion box with ideas and suggestions. 😆 🤣 😂
Floor 7, no message but she enters bc there is a cat to pick up Floor 8 same like 7 but its not a cat but a dog Floor 9 Empty room with a microphone and a sign which says "tell society why all men are assholes and everything else what you dont like about men and why you ALREADY lower your standards and you are still not enough"
The dynamics of male female relationships have changed so much that marriage is becoming obsolete. It worked when the gender roles were defined and the man was the principal breadwinner but now getting marriage and having kids has become too expensive and chaotic for most people. Why bother if the likelihood is the marriage will turn sour in a few years and even end in divorce.
Evolutionary psychology indicates that we are hardwired with a range of behaviors that were highly adaptive to our original environment. It is difficult to imagine today, when women can own property and get high-paying jobs, the degree to which for most of human history females have been utterly dependent on males. Back in the paleolithic, women (being weaker and less aggressive than men) depended on men for meat, fire, shelter and security. So their ability to "nag their man" was all they had to ensure a little more meat from the hunt, a slightly better shelter, more wood for the fire, and so forth. This meant a greater chance of survival for offspring, which would inherit the "complain" genes until eventually the complainers out-bred the uncomplaining. So now every woman carries the "complaint" genes that served our ancestors so well. Today of course this hardwired behavior is totally dysfunctional but the evolution of behavior moves very slowly so we haven't adapted to our modern environment.
A disconnect from reality, mirrored-self misidentification, a sense of privileged superiority as though this couldn't possibly happen to them, or because crying would hurt too much. Take your pick.
"If you tell the truth, you'd better be funny, or they'll hate you" - Oscar Wilde
Wife Store
Basement Level: It's a woman
Me: "SOLD!"
😂😂😂
I was sold on the first floor 😂
I’ll just take whatever is in the dumpster out back, that’s a bit more my budget.
@@XneverstopfightingXthat’s funny and sad 🤣💔
My woman went wrong, can I take her back?
No matter how many times I hear this in all of its different forms I still laugh 😂
Straight facts
Rumor has it one guy made it to level 4 but he was never seen or heard of ever again... Statistics predict the poor bastard has been castrated.
“Take a woman to dinner in heaven and she’ll complain about the view, take a woman to dinner in hell and she’ll offer to pay half of the bill.” -unknown
It's not that funny. It's plain fact.
@@Louie200Seven 🤔 hmmmm... what do you mean by that?.. 😂😂😂
Honestly women are really hard to please I was accepting that at the last floor... Want too much you lose all... That was good Joyce Meyer... I really love this woman of God
Floor number one: This floor has wives-
Me: YES!
A wise man will ask the seller, "does she love sex? Or does she love sex... with me?"
That's a reeeeaally important detail there.
Yeah, what a lot of men didn't realize was that the third floor was loyalty
@@lukkaredwolf3534 The sad part is that many people don’t think this is a minimum requirement: Mutual Respect and Loyalty.
Was it Al Bundy that once said to his son Bud “son women know each other better then anyone and they hate each other “
Bars
He said, “Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each other.”
Facts
Kevin Samuels brought me here!
Same!
me too
Sad
@@mikacandy5 lol, found a hater. When he said to buy a dog and 💀alone, did that hurt you?
@@kyleorr533 nope cause I'm living my best life with my doggo
I came back to this after years because I watched a 'the button' video by the youtube channel cut. There was a girl who on her first turn met literally like her perfect guy who genuinely had all the same interests but she pressed the button to skip him just to see what other options there was. Eventually she got through all the guys so they brought back out the original guy and he pressed the button because guy's don't like being the backup plan.
She speaks the truth!
Laughed out loud but my son- in-law laughed louder
Eve had everything, and still wasn’t satisfied…
Jada pinket smith had everything and it still wasn't enough
True.
She wanted to be like God
@@DoubeEdged7 even that’s not enough
Good point
This aged well
Joyce meyers is awesome as always She is gift from God!!!I've listened to her for years
Unfortunately she's leading you straight to the hot place...(that comment will reverberate back to your memory in the future) But at least she's comical
She's nothing but another Prosperity Preacher.
The wives store is the truth. If a woman loves to please her man and looks decent with a feminine disposition, we stop right there and look for nothing more.
I like how there are slightly different variations of this story yet the ending is always the same. Lol
This is the original.
Hypergamy: the store.
yup
The only way that store would work is if woman can go back.
Forever Hypergamy
@@commonsenselogic LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Exactly!
Based af
When "brutal" truth becomes amusing we become more willing to accept that truth, even though the repercussions are as serious as a heart attack. Woman are wondering why men, more and more, are refusing to marry. Marriage sounds great when things are going good and the relationship is based on a "we're in this 50/50" approach.
However, when one person decides to end it (some form of the other person is not good enough) then one of them (usually the man) gets twice the responsibility (two homes to maintain) with half the resources (one income) so the person filing for divorce (usually the woman) will maintain their current life style at the expense of the payee (who often ends up homeless). Let's not forget the payee gets to loose the children too. Anyone still wondering why men are staying single?
Excellent performance! Her voice just made the joke even better. 👏👏👏
AGREED 💯 NOTHING IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM SO NOTHING IS WHAT YOU'LL GET😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 GOTTA LOVE JOYCE !!
A woman telling other women they're never satisfied. 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝 That's funny.
99.9% of the women in the audience will never ever come close to being married for 50 years. 5 years if they're lucky.
Oh interesting. Did you research the audience? Let me guess.... mmmm...
You are male and have met a couple of disatisfied women..AND you have heard a few other men say the same as you.
And your creative mind went ...
" well that'll be 99.9% of all women then".
@@clairecadoux471 Check out divorce statistics ;). 70%+ initiated by women these days
I’d be happy with a level one wife thanks 😂
4th floor and have 4
I would probably settle for a 3rd floor wife if those have good looks added onto the mix, honestly it would have been pretty good if they didn't have money but good looks in floor 2.
@@TioMegamanX the nxt day u would definitely be in the store to return the guy and pick another one lmao
@@glennquagmire9737 I am talking about the wife store.
The best joke I ever heard
"This floor has women that love sex"
Deal.
All men would walk out happily ever after.
🤝🏽
Nah that is floor one.
Floor 2 should be "love sex and not fat" and most guys would be happy.
@elmateo77 and a thigh gap, no hip dips etc..
this is gold. if you understand this and apply it you will live dame very long
Well she certainly loves her gold!
Floor 1 has foodie calls. Floor 2 has future step dads. Floors 3-5 are hookups. Floor 6 is dying alone and being eaten by cats.
That's not a husband store. That's a Tyrone bodega
@@TajimaMunenori lmfao
How can it be explained differently, sir this is 100% accurate
Especially if you can't leave the floor. You're stuck
Especially if you can't leave the floor. You're stuck
This made my day ! Lol 😇😂😂😂
Gonna apply it
This is so true 😃. Please 🙏 preach to our black women.
Exactly
Don’t classify us a whole. There’s good in all gender groups. See them as individuals and not lump them together… I promise you’ll find the jewel you’re looking for. 😉
So Funny. I love this.
Now, we need a wife store to do these dishes.
and make sandwiches
A good friend of mine Gerry just show me this, a minutes into it i already knew how this was going to end.😂
there you have it .... simple and plain. this is amazing. ima spreading this link everywhere. salute joyce meyers
This is deep 🤝💯
Suzanne Venker I think her name is tells the best version of the story... The women side is the same but the man side is a lil different.
Good point...Great story
This is soooo true! 😄
The message is really deep in this joke.
satisfaction can NEVER be found in a woman's dictionary
One word for what women want....MORE
This is gold
The message of this video is you have to look on the good side of your spouse and ignore the bad side as long as there is respect
Moral of the story: men are far more reasonable and easier to deal with, in relationships.❤❤
That was funny comadre thanks.
So true. Facts!
😂🤣Hilarious🤣😂
This is so very true
Lmao that is awesome 👌
the wives store cracks me up. not because there are only two floors but that the next thing women think after sex is that they have money...which couldn't be further from the truth.
I thought that too. I think the guys stop at floor 2 because we know that whatever is on floor 3 and up ain't for us. It's a wife store made by women
She forgot to add one thing. The reason levels 3-6 of the wife store is never visited is because men are easy to please
That is the joke, thank you for explaining it.
i think thats kinda obvious right
Lol captain obvious
@@TakashiNippon 😂😂😂
Fail to see how that’s a bad thing.
Female Jack Nicholson speaks the truth
Awesome!!!!!
Lmao too funny and true!
This should be invite only.
Lol as a man, I would call myself a fool for just visiting the second floor in the womens store but Ill be glad I did 😂. One was good enough for me.
You can shop at each new level only after 5 years.
Haa....i didn't see the punchline coming! That was funny. I haven't seen this lady on tv for about 20 years.
Amen!!!!
I was waiting for the faithful husband floor.
She's tapped into some deep truth here...
LOL!! Hilarious 🤣 funny 😁 😊😅
Beautiful Truth
Unfortunately as a black man my 5 daughters and 9 granddaughters had all visited this store I hate this store
Speaker: women are impossible to please
Audience of women:👏👏👏👏👏👏
Me:🤦
let the truth be told 💯
Facts
Kevin samuels took me here
your awesome
lol
Wonder if they have the full message
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Day made
👏encore👏encore
Well just call me bruh man from the 5th floor. Only 1 made it to my floor 21yrs ago and she's never asked for a return even though she don't complain to customer service but she fill up the suggestion box with ideas and suggestions. 😆 🤣 😂
Correction I was expecting it
I would stop at # 1
😂😂😂
Notice she never enter the room of the floor, she just read what the sign said on the door.
Floor 7, no message but she enters bc there is a cat to pick up
Floor 8 same like 7 but its not a cat but a dog
Floor 9 Empty room with a microphone and a sign which says "tell society why all men are assholes and everything else what you dont like about men and why you ALREADY lower your standards and you are still not enough"
Now that was funny
i like the other version better , First floor "these women are Kind" , 2nd floor "these women wants kids"
😂
The dynamics of male female relationships have changed so much that marriage is becoming obsolete. It worked when the gender roles were defined and the man was the principal breadwinner but now getting marriage and having kids has become too expensive and chaotic for most people. Why bother if the likelihood is the marriage will turn sour in a few years and even end in divorce.
exactly its pointless. literally. ion even speak anymore to dese silly delusional rabbits.
🤣😂🤣😂
im here because YT short did not finish the entire joke lol
🤣
6 floor the wall.
Yea
And they all clap…
Actually the first floor sounds better
she told a funny one about being in a bathroom in a hotel. which sermon was that?
Anyone knows the title of the full sermon?
Lmfaoooooooo
Genius
FUCKIN' FACTS!!!
Kevin Samuels told this same store
Evolutionary psychology indicates that we are hardwired with a range of behaviors that were highly adaptive to our original environment. It is difficult to imagine today, when women can own property and get high-paying jobs, the degree to which for most of human history females have been utterly dependent on males. Back in the paleolithic, women (being weaker and less aggressive than men) depended on men for meat, fire, shelter and security. So their ability to "nag their man" was all they had to ensure a little more meat from the hunt, a slightly better shelter, more wood for the fire, and so forth. This meant a greater chance of survival for offspring, which would inherit the "complain" genes until eventually the complainers out-bred the uncomplaining. So now every woman carries the "complaint" genes that served our ancestors so well. Today of course this hardwired behavior is totally dysfunctional but the evolution of behavior moves very slowly so we haven't adapted to our modern environment.
I will be satisfied with a floor that said "this floor has women that breathe"
To be honest, most men who visit the Wife Store would stop on the floor where the women know how to cook and do housework.
Joker comes to mind
Why they are laughing?
A disconnect from reality, mirrored-self misidentification, a sense of privileged superiority as though this couldn't possibly happen to them, or because crying would hurt too much. Take your pick.
The same reason women like music that calls them bitches and hoes.
Deep down they know its true and there is no joke funnier than the truth presented in its absurdities.
bc deep they know the truth about the double standard
And that ladies and gentlemen is todays church. Many won't go if there's no entertainment.
To be honest: I'd have visited floor 3 - Beautiful, would have went to floor #4 - Intelligent and stopped there.
Rumor has it one guy made it to level 4 but he was never seen or heard of ever again... Statistics predict the poor bastard has been castrated.