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  • @daenite2480
    @daenite2480 4 роки тому +69412

    How to name your American baby:
    *intense gunshots*
    Frank.

  • @tinneichonghaokip9410
    @tinneichonghaokip9410 14 днів тому +89

    How to name your indian baby:
    Him: Tkdktkdktkdk 💀 ☠️

    • @sonicdj1121
      @sonicdj1121 8 годин тому +2

      Nah Nika Nika Nika Nika 💀☠💀

  • @Itsyourboymo25
    @Itsyourboymo25 6 днів тому +20

    THAT HITLER DRAWING IN THE GERMAN ONE🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @ultraboy6734
      @ultraboy6734 35 хвилин тому

      I thought I was the only one who saw that

  • @luanatiychuk1707
    @luanatiychuk1707 27 днів тому +5

    The German got me 😂😂😂

  • @bigdawg-io1zm
    @bigdawg-io1zm 11 днів тому +2

    Bro was about to make speech out of the German part

  • @karenvalencia3670
    @karenvalencia3670 9 днів тому

    Ain't no way the last ones based off Hitler

  • @appolax1487
    @appolax1487 4 роки тому +558

    Im french and i can relate.

  • @KitsunePaws13
    @KitsunePaws13 9 місяців тому +678

    "How to name ur british baby"
    *Insert sipping tea noises*

  • @ReyzukaAltAcc
    @ReyzukaAltAcc 9 місяців тому +35

    How to name your Indonesian baby :
    *intense volcanic eruption*
    Mawar.

    • @shenny_bestieinrehab
      @shenny_bestieinrehab 9 місяців тому +1

      I agree my mother like that tho like:
      **intense 2012 volcanic eruption**
      Arifah k.s

  • @marsramos2021
    @marsramos2021 3 місяці тому +279

    Blud entered Hitler mode amd gave a speech instead of naming the baby☠️☠️
    EDIT 1: HOLY "friendly word" NO WAY I GOT 119 LIKES

    • @davidmoreira8065
      @davidmoreira8065 3 місяці тому +1

      170 actually according to my calculations🤓

    • @marsramos2021
      @marsramos2021 3 місяці тому +1

      @@davidmoreira8065 haha

    • @FancyBean120
      @FancyBean120 3 місяці тому +2

      @@marsramos2021 hitler was on the paper lol

  • @KadijaJer
    @KadijaJer 3 місяці тому +212

    How to name your African baby:
    *start beatboxing*

    • @Ba_conMaster
      @Ba_conMaster 3 місяці тому +4

      64 likes and no comments!!???Nah man lemme fix that🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊

    • @KadijaJer
      @KadijaJer 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Ba_conMaster *77 but tnx

  • @ahuynh2003
    @ahuynh2003 22 дні тому

    How to name your Russian baby. Nucks drop in the background

  • @treyvinevans7702
    @treyvinevans7702 9 місяців тому +54

    The Asian one because it’s most accurate 😂

    • @Schweinenotgeil
      @Schweinenotgeil 9 місяців тому

      Half of them are asian

    • @BradenBlorp
      @BradenBlorp 9 місяців тому

      The aggressive German screaming was pretty on point

  • @Erick-yr7wt
    @Erick-yr7wt 16 днів тому

    In Germany u can't Name your child like anything

  • @theonionkiwi
    @theonionkiwi 4 роки тому +54

    The fact that all of these names make sense is just unbearable

  • @notsadie234
    @notsadie234 9 місяців тому +37

    "How to name ur Australian baby"
    *Punch*
    "Vagvagvagvag" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @southparkbutters1710
    @southparkbutters1710 4 роки тому +17071

    My favourite was “how to name your German baby”

    • @southparkbutters1710
      @southparkbutters1710 4 роки тому +64

      @Commander Biswas why?

    • @doosrapehlu
      @doosrapehlu 4 роки тому +64

      my favourite was "how to name your indian baby" and "how to name your thai baby"

    • @crxxpxer6239
      @crxxpxer6239 4 роки тому +17

      same

    • @foreskin6975
      @foreskin6975 4 роки тому +160

      Im actually from germany and our babys are not called pen and boat

    • @miamiamiamia4871
      @miamiamiamia4871 4 роки тому +16

      SouthParkButters it offended me sooo hard

  • @kaiwalyshinde4118
    @kaiwalyshinde4118 4 роки тому +28935

    This is so Innocently offensive that I love it

  • @vanthonvenus
    @vanthonvenus 4 роки тому +11637

    “Kugelschreiber”
    the kid is apparently named ball-point pen

    • @maurice7017
      @maurice7017 4 роки тому +261

      Nah it's just pen.
      Im Austrian
      I know its a joke but i had to correct that

    • @De_Helen
      @De_Helen 4 роки тому +202

      @@maurice7017 seeing as how pen is a generic term for all kind of pens (ballpoint, fountain, rollerball, gel etc.) Lilly Cookies is correct in the assumption that the child would be called Ballpoint Pen. (Pen=Stift, Kugelschreiber=Ballpoint Pen).

    • @dinasaurusregina
      @dinasaurusregina 4 роки тому +25

      KUGELSCHREIBER FRIGALÄ

    • @endergirldragon
      @endergirldragon 4 роки тому +11

      Best name ever

    • @gypsies.zetzip
      @gypsies.zetzip 4 роки тому +18

      @@maurice7017 finally, you're like the first Austrian I ever met on the internet lmaooo

  • @kailer9839
    @kailer9839 3 роки тому +2489

    How to name your Australian baby: *Pushes someone down the stairs*
    That someone: "AH- C*nt-"

    • @CorrectEnyajoyer
      @CorrectEnyajoyer 3 роки тому +30

      Lol I didn't know that's how I got my name

    • @lucilleh4128
      @lucilleh4128 3 роки тому +13

      I’m Aussie and my names Lucille

    • @jazzywithzs
      @jazzywithzs 3 роки тому +5

      Ok no that’s too far. We have normal names so

    • @lucilleh4128
      @lucilleh4128 3 роки тому +4

      Exactly

    • @brynnsoren1291
      @brynnsoren1291 3 роки тому +3

      Say the name really fast and I swear you’ll be able to hear relief teacher trying to pronounce the name will out making the whole class laugh

  • @BuckBewENOfficial
    @BuckBewENOfficial 4 роки тому +6207

    As a Thai, I can confirm this is how we name our babies and my name is Pakai

    • @chocothemanixer54
      @chocothemanixer54 4 роки тому +287

      And "pakai" means wear in my languege-

    • @f_cusxxj.4272
      @f_cusxxj.4272 4 роки тому +73

      Same and Im in thai

    • @lewdens
      @lewdens 4 роки тому +58

      As a Korean, I can confirm this is how we name our babies and my name is Jerknome

    • @nomkhonwhan969
      @nomkhonwhan969 4 роки тому +74

      How to name Thai babies.
      1. Look around.
      2. Name the baby after any first thing you saw.
      Ex . Ball Fah(sky) Daw(star) Book

    • @meow6335
      @meow6335 4 роки тому +9

      สวัสดีค่ะ

  • @sillylittlegi
    @sillylittlegi 3 роки тому +4242

    “How to name your German baby”
    me, a very german traditional person: HEY WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @flockem09
      @flockem09 3 роки тому +22

      Same, I speak German and celebrate all German traditions

    • @flockem09
      @flockem09 3 роки тому +6

      @Morgan Muffin I used to go to a stiener

    • @icecreamnoodles3742
      @icecreamnoodles3742 3 роки тому +7

      @@flockem09 All german traditions? That sounds interesting. I'm curious what do you consider german traditions?

    • @Aileen_notcinthia
      @Aileen_notcinthia 3 роки тому +1

      Same lol

    • @mauidiy2514
      @mauidiy2514 3 роки тому +4

      @@Aileen_notcinthia i live in germany and am german and in every “ Bundesland“ you have different traditions like in Bayern the octobet Fest is a tradition but where i live in Germany we dont calabrate the October Fest so ther are not any “ real “ german Traditions.

  • @wisteriashika
    @wisteriashika 3 роки тому +1538

    Me: "Thats not right"
    Also me: Has a chinese friend named Zing Xuan

  • @Claudepatrice1
    @Claudepatrice1 4 роки тому +2016

    When the German child grows up:
    "Dad, why is my name ballpoint pen?"

  • @ZhaoYYe
    @ZhaoYYe 25 днів тому +6

    Me eating my bagel sound like : 我爱你的笑容 that’s a good name for my Asian baby 😎💀

  • @sarahni
    @sarahni 3 роки тому +1491

    People in the comments: isn't this offensive?
    People from those nationalities: true is what it is

    • @boobindarpussiya7464
      @boobindarpussiya7464 3 роки тому +6

      Not at all

    • @ruzirebzy4400
      @ruzirebzy4400 3 роки тому +10

      @@boobindarpussiya7464 r/woosh

    • @boobindarpussiya7464
      @boobindarpussiya7464 3 роки тому +7

      @@ruzirebzy4400 lol that was nothing more than a stereotype
      I don't know about ur country but it was completely for mine

    • @summerrosewood9172
      @summerrosewood9172 3 роки тому +1

      No! My names Hannah and I’m Japanese...

    • @Swuvi
      @Swuvi 3 роки тому +4

      well not really, its really funny xd

  • @koffie5354
    @koffie5354 4 роки тому +1280

    On the Indian one-
    Part of the bat thing came off

  • @christinep7975
    @christinep7975 3 роки тому +2871

    Me: this is so wrong. Also me: laughing my ass off.

  • @kseniyapot.8643
    @kseniyapot.8643 21 день тому +118

    "How to name your Chinese baby"
    *intense egg fried rice cooking sounds*

  • @ehehheheheheh
    @ehehheheheheh 3 роки тому +1537

    how to name your american baby;
    “hey siri what is the top 10 best names for you kid”

    • @camronbrown6953
      @camronbrown6953 3 роки тому +35

      Or pick up a gun of war.

    • @Cookivirus
      @Cookivirus 3 роки тому +28

      But then change up the letters so your kid is unique

    • @trashmart9981
      @trashmart9981 3 роки тому +2

      @@camronbrown6953 don't forget the tanks.

    • @puggyispuggy
      @puggyispuggy 3 роки тому +5

      why do people always say we are associated with guns I only got 52 shotguns and pistols and hunting rifles in my closet what the heck! Makes no sense.

    • @제니-b9h
      @제니-b9h 3 роки тому

      @@puggyispuggy I- 😂💀

  • @onedoesnotsimply7375
    @onedoesnotsimply7375 4 роки тому +1620

    As a German I felt the last one on a spiritual level.

    • @QuinnLeeVideo
      @QuinnLeeVideo 4 роки тому +5

      I felt that too. Lolll

    • @Tok07
      @Tok07 4 роки тому +9

      Greetings from the US 🇺🇸
      Deutschland ist ein schönes Land 🇩🇪

    • @realdaniel999
      @realdaniel999 4 роки тому

      Me too xd

    • @fanaticat1
      @fanaticat1 4 роки тому

      Guten tag an America

    • @KoskotOwl
      @KoskotOwl 4 роки тому

      As a dane, i felt that your neighbor was up to something.

  • @generalgrievousgaming416
    @generalgrievousgaming416 4 роки тому +7472

    Hitler when he lost Omaha beach: 0:50

  • @chebbichayma9680
    @chebbichayma9680 16 днів тому +28

    "hOw tO nAmE yOuR fRaNcE bAbY" and "vEiN vEiN " got me rolling at the floor 😂😂😂😂

  • @ER-eu5li
    @ER-eu5li 4 роки тому +829

    Koreans: *we were spared*
    The name Kim: *not so fast, buddy*

    • @096i8i0
      @096i8i0 4 роки тому +10

      It's not their main name, kim is their last name, also, there are clans, choi clan, kim clan, etc. So there are a lot of people with that name.

    • @arishana1106
      @arishana1106 4 роки тому +9

      Kim is a clan name. Example korean name *Kim* mun-yeong. The person name is *Kim* mun-yeong because the father of that person surname is Kim. That happends to Koreans and Chineses. And also there is many koreans with the surname *Kim* it's because 45% (i think 45 idk i forgot but the front number is 4) of the Koreans majority people surname is *Kim*

    • @dumacc218
      @dumacc218 4 роки тому

      @Kim jong Un how is your coma going?

    • @3349conrail
      @3349conrail 4 роки тому

      666 likes. REEEEEEEEEEE

    • @caibeck4982
      @caibeck4982 4 роки тому

      @The Mind of Blake Freak is not a swear word

  • @anubhavdebnath6504
    @anubhavdebnath6504 4 роки тому +913

    How to name *our* Russian baby:
    *Intensified missile shot noises*

  • @Jordan-sj2sj
    @Jordan-sj2sj 4 роки тому +3332

    I love how nobody is offended by this or complaining about it being racist.😂

    • @pia_mater
      @pia_mater 4 роки тому +368

      Ppl would be offended if the guy was white

    • @hib4088
      @hib4088 4 роки тому +155

      because most of them were asian (apart from the 2 european ones) and when something is directed from a poc to a white person it often isn't seen as racism. no, i'm not saying double standards: it's because society has just collectively trusted that poc would never want to racially discriminate anyone because it already happened to them and they probably wouldn't wish that kind of shit on others.
      wow, look at me going off on my long stupid rant at your wholesome comment. sorry 😔

    • @mzidaan8072
      @mzidaan8072 4 роки тому +8

      A part from u noticing n complaining

    • @RigmanZ11
      @RigmanZ11 4 роки тому +85

      Because it's not racist, it's a funny joke and I think more people need to implement that mindset towards other jokes as well lol

    • @boobella899
      @boobella899 4 роки тому +14

      MangoSauce Gaming This is highly stereotypical, ridiculously unfunny and also racist. Not to mention shit like this has been made dozens of times before yet it's here again in 2020 and people are still eating it up

  • @martinicrack1238
    @martinicrack1238 14 днів тому +26

    "How to name your african baby"
    *Hears a helicopter*
    "Tukutuku Tuku"

    • @uhmno-q6l
      @uhmno-q6l 5 днів тому +2

      Tukutuku Tuku translated as "Web Delivery"

    • @Anar.b.k
      @Anar.b.k 4 дні тому +1

      Nah more like:🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓🏓

  • @hawaiiprod-s2p
    @hawaiiprod-s2p 4 роки тому +654

    This guy insulted almost every single language in the world and I am laughing

    • @bungleded
      @bungleded 4 роки тому +7

      MajicRoge how many languages do you know???

    • @hawaiiprod-s2p
      @hawaiiprod-s2p 4 роки тому +2

      O K I’m not human so I guess English and qreatues and also the extra speaking of Hagsyta

    • @Kristian.S.H
      @Kristian.S.H 4 роки тому

      notice how he didnt step foot into africa...

    • @Kristian.S.H
      @Kristian.S.H 4 роки тому

      @承太郎空条 oh

    • @NameNik223
      @NameNik223 4 роки тому +1

      You're laughing, a lot of languages were insulted and you're laughing

  • @quienn4303
    @quienn4303 3 роки тому +2816

    This is so funny you can't even get mad at how offensive it is.

  • @ibrahimhussain243
    @ibrahimhussain243 3 роки тому +1711

    "I dont know if this is racist, but it dont feel right."

    • @asianowl7105
      @asianowl7105 3 роки тому +76

      I am an indian and I can say the Indian baby par was spot on

    • @butterscotch73
      @butterscotch73 3 роки тому +10

      Nor do I but, why making a fuss?

    • @asianowl7105
      @asianowl7105 3 роки тому +3

      @LycanblooD Gaming yeah but some names sound like that😂😂

    • @asianowl7105
      @asianowl7105 3 роки тому +1

      @LycanblooD Gaming i always felt that when a steel katori/bowl is dropped, it sounds like TAN-YA. which is a name Tanya😂

    • @asianowl7105
      @asianowl7105 3 роки тому +1

      @LycanblooD Gaming try listening to a big part of tree breaking and falling to the ground😂

  • @holybananapeel3795
    @holybananapeel3795 4 роки тому +1475

    "How to name your German baby"
    **Read it in a very American accent**

    • @daveroll6463
      @daveroll6463 4 роки тому +15

      i was confused too

    • @ramseygarcia7201
      @ramseygarcia7201 4 роки тому +5

      I loved the Indian accent and Japanese accent

    • @heatherdawn1125
      @heatherdawn1125 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah,
      I heard that..
      Thanx for typing somthing on the matter....

    • @Ayush-e3i7o
      @Ayush-e3i7o Місяць тому +3

      I am Indian and my name is not like *DUKDUK*
      my name is AYUSH(AAUSH may the pronunciation is like this)
      And there are many cool names like:-
      Mayank
      Prabal

    • @milklk4414
      @milklk4414 Місяць тому +2

      He should have stayed "Hau tu näim jour tscherman bäiby" 💀💀💀

  • @michellenusche7065
    @michellenusche7065 3 роки тому +1271

    As a german I must clearly state that you are extremely and absolutely
    Right about this

    • @_ao101
      @_ao101 3 роки тому +5

      Schmetterling

    • @yohancesamuel2066
      @yohancesamuel2066 3 роки тому +3

      This is how you name your baby, I find your language pretty easy to learn the words are easy to say

    • @ungefeiert
      @ungefeiert 3 роки тому +5

      @@yohancesamuel2066 Toilettentieftaucher im Dampfschiffmodul.

    • @If_i_look_like_that
      @If_i_look_like_that 3 роки тому +7

      Mein Name ist Kugelschreiber, woher wusste er das

    • @repliedreplied5552
      @repliedreplied5552 3 роки тому +3

      @@_ao101 there is not butterflies

  • @servers5717
    @servers5717 3 роки тому +1866

    How to name your Mexican Child:
    Talk to each of your relatives with Latino names, then, mash every name all together into the full name:
    Christopher Angelo Robert Valencia Manuel Emanuel Rodriguez.
    I’m Latino btw so this is perfectly fine

    • @hoshi_animatezzz940
      @hoshi_animatezzz940 3 роки тому +37

      Bruh fr except my name is..I don’t got a middle name-

    • @furball7u748
      @furball7u748 3 роки тому +32

      Te falto Del Rosario

    • @yifart9284
      @yifart9284 3 роки тому +20

      Bro my name longer than anything else I got

    • @yo_momma235_8
      @yo_momma235_8 3 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @isasanchez6389
      @isasanchez6389 3 роки тому +9

      @@hoshi_animatezzz940 te falto segundo, porque de seguro ya tiene un primo llamado así

  • @jadendanielseraspe3884
    @jadendanielseraspe3884 27 днів тому +31

    Normal:Jayden
    Asian:Zingxiong
    Indian:Juackberto
    Japan:Vexine
    Thai:Jess
    French:Baguttue
    German:Gian

    • @felixengel267
      @felixengel267 4 дні тому

      Gian?????? Hanna Janosch Henry felix

  • @miraiamanee7405
    @miraiamanee7405 3 роки тому +355

    Aggresiy screams "KUGELSCHREIBER" Yes as a German I can indeed say it's the truth

  • @sy-lt4yg
    @sy-lt4yg 4 роки тому +988

    How to name your russian baby:
    Step one: Wright gibberish on a piece of paper
    Step two: add "ov" to the end

  • @danielitosis
    @danielitosis 4 роки тому +820

    Me when the teacher tells me to write something down:
    0:50

  • @emika4644
    @emika4644 3 роки тому +950

    Me who is half Japanese half German:
    Nobody:
    My parents : franschline ichanako emika that will be her name
    My brothers name: eric

    • @OnlyRonaldoEditsHere
      @OnlyRonaldoEditsHere 3 роки тому +10

      Ha ha whats that name its soooo bad

    • @emika4644
      @emika4644 3 роки тому +25

      @@OnlyRonaldoEditsHere it’s mine 🥲

    • @xD3athAngelx
      @xD3athAngelx 3 роки тому +12

      They had to rush to put remnants of their cultures in you because they didn't know if another one could survive another war. 😆

    • @emika4644
      @emika4644 3 роки тому +5

      @@xD3athAngelx that’s a sad truth 🧍🏻‍♀️

    • @thereadingpotato9088
      @thereadingpotato9088 3 роки тому +9

      Ok just Emika is quite nice, but the other part was supper extra

  • @kingultra9898
    @kingultra9898 4 роки тому +8188

    How to name your american baby:
    "Alexa, what is your WiFi password?"
    *_X Æ A-12_*

    • @damienking6960
      @damienking6960 4 роки тому +116

      Elon musk is from South Africa buddy. He became a US citizen when he was 31.

    • @zackiechan2601
      @zackiechan2601 4 роки тому +21

      Elon musk isn't American.

    • @melanieflannery5418
      @melanieflannery5418 4 роки тому +33

      Damien King You just ruined the joke 😑

    • @farisakmal2722
      @farisakmal2722 4 роки тому +21

      pronounced "ecks aye eye archangel"

    • @PyroGothNerd
      @PyroGothNerd 4 роки тому +8

      It's more like "look at random street signs"

  • @carrieelbe7640
    @carrieelbe7640 3 роки тому +1383

    How to name your American baby: disappointment
    Mom: I like it

  • @Car-o1c
    @Car-o1c 26 днів тому +4

    "how to name you're Indian baby "
    "DAGADAKADKDK ❤️❤️❤️"
    No like that part really got me 😭😭😭

  • @typicalllama8347
    @typicalllama8347 4 роки тому +613

    My favourite was the “How to name your Indian baby”

    • @Ausma82
      @Ausma82 4 роки тому +9

      Same

    • @mohammadtharik1287
      @mohammadtharik1287 4 роки тому +16

      Dude I'm an Indian and I totally disagree but the Chinese one was accurate

    • @raodyc
      @raodyc 4 роки тому +38

      @@mohammadtharik1287 you didn't get the joke

    • @guntherino2342
      @guntherino2342 4 роки тому +1

      TheWay2? Gamer you didn’t get the joke dude 😂

    • @ritwikg.8006
      @ritwikg.8006 4 роки тому +34

      I am an Indian and I take serious offence to the fact that
      ...not enough people agree that its funny.🤣🤣🤣

  • @LikeWagon
    @LikeWagon 4 роки тому +1483

    *How to name your Japanese baby:*
    MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
    He's called Kami

  • @Dragoneer
    @Dragoneer 3 роки тому +909

    Everyone saying that we shouldn’t offend people in comedy but don’t tell me this isn’t the funniest shit lol

    • @waterwraith1189
      @waterwraith1189 3 роки тому +17

      I think calling these jokes-or any jokes for that matter- offensive or that they "offend" people is too broad and vague. It covers jokes that aren’t offensive or are or simplifies them. (ex:sex jokes, potty humor, etc.) It’s also unsuitable for jokes that would be more appropriately named just gallows, racist, etc. Offensive also can apply to all jokes anyways... you’re always going to offend someone, always. (not to mention how often humor is incorrectly labled "edgy/dark/offensive" and is super overused as well.) The groups being poked fun at in this video comprise of races and ethnicities. There are different negative consequential outcomes that result from making fun of ethnically german people vs ethnically Japanese/Thai people and their culture, some individual, some systemic. It really depends on the context, how the joke is received, the messages/ideas you want to be sending to your audience, and overall consequences.

    • @Dragoneer
      @Dragoneer 3 роки тому +4

      @@waterwraith1189 Preach

    • @raynpark6166
      @raynpark6166 3 роки тому +11

      I watched this with a straight face. I thought this humor died in the early 2000s.

    • @Dragoneer
      @Dragoneer 3 роки тому +24

      @@raynpark6166 Humor is subjective. You sound like the type to complain about stuff like this lol...

    • @fionasworld2149
      @fionasworld2149 3 роки тому

      Ikr

  • @rumahmakansaribunga126
    @rumahmakansaribunga126 25 днів тому +3

    How to name your north korea babies
    Kim jong un☠️😈

  • @ambivalentambiguity6435
    @ambivalentambiguity6435 3 роки тому +2142

    Alternative title: how to create equality by offending everyone equally

  • @yummieklingtkomisch
    @yummieklingtkomisch 4 роки тому +324

    I'm German and I have a lot of friends called Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft

    • @ranboo9677
      @ranboo9677 4 роки тому +6

      Lucky my friends are called Schienenersatztverker

    • @Hosopfzeljko
      @Hosopfzeljko 4 роки тому +2

      @@ranboo9677 schienenersatzverkehr*

    • @ranboo9677
      @ranboo9677 4 роки тому +2

      @@Hosopfzeljko German is not my language sry ":D

    • @user-oo4cw9sx5j
      @user-oo4cw9sx5j 4 роки тому +3

      How do u even pronounce those names-

    • @Hosopfzeljko
      @Hosopfzeljko 4 роки тому

      @@user-oo4cw9sx5j whe are german

  • @shnugglebugs5524
    @shnugglebugs5524 3 роки тому +316

    This is so funny I can’t even get offended

  • @TheRandomFunnyGuy1234
    @TheRandomFunnyGuy1234 4 дні тому +2

    Dkdkdkdkdkdkdkdk 😂 was my second favourite 😂😂. Tktk also 😂. Vivivivivi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Baera khayba khughun fypa freek brai 😂 was my favourite one. Tatatatatatattata 😂.

  • @neolicious3323
    @neolicious3323 3 роки тому +707

    "Kugelschreiber"
    Ah yes I will name my child pen lmao

    • @عصفورةلطيفة
      @عصفورةلطيفة 3 роки тому +14

      We like to name daughters umbrella if she's not as bouncy and happy as the other babies

    • @Snow-jt4dd
      @Snow-jt4dd 3 роки тому +8

      In germany herman, bert, willi, klaus and peter are common names

    • @neolicious3323
      @neolicious3323 3 роки тому +3

      @@Snow-jt4dd I literally am German wdym

    • @lemonconsumption
      @lemonconsumption 3 роки тому

      he sounds like dr zomboss at the end

    • @Taliban69man
      @Taliban69man 2 роки тому

      @@Snow-jt4dd ne digga früher

  • @savannahjones8302
    @savannahjones8302 4 роки тому +1911

    *How to name your american baby:*
    *Jeff*

    • @bigsans6682
      @bigsans6682 4 роки тому +46

      No they name their babies by using gun

    • @lilianabencosme3932
      @lilianabencosme3932 4 роки тому +7

      Shot gun sounds

    • @makemaggaraaagd6820
      @makemaggaraaagd6820 4 роки тому +10

      My name is *Jeff*

    • @Sukimena
      @Sukimena 4 роки тому +13

      Random person: hi whats ur name?
      Jeff: *meh naim ies J E F F*
      Person: HaH u SoUnD lIkE tHe mEmE
      Jeff: *crys*

    • @mohitrahaman
      @mohitrahaman 4 роки тому +5

      chad

  • @saharafortner4177
    @saharafortner4177 3 роки тому +304

    How to name an American baby: *dog trainer walks by shouting for their dog* Samantha!

    • @tiffanywells6574
      @tiffanywells6574 3 роки тому +7

      I think that’s very true. Except it’s more like people naming their kid’s dog names and vice versa. i.e. Coco, Max, Lulu were popular dog names now are kid’s names lol

    • @saharafortner4177
      @saharafortner4177 3 роки тому +1

      @@tiffanywells6574 that’s what I said lol

    • @tiffanywells6574
      @tiffanywells6574 3 роки тому +3

      @@saharafortner4177 I was agreeing except that Samantha is a very human name. I’m saying kids get an even more doggo style name

    • @saharafortner4177
      @saharafortner4177 3 роки тому +1

      @@tiffanywells6574 oh yeah. Idk, all American names just sound like pet names. Which I obviously don’t attest to, since I have one and chose one. But still lol,

    • @samantham1012
      @samantham1012 3 роки тому +1

      I-

  • @bjarnimarolafsson9586
    @bjarnimarolafsson9586 27 днів тому +1

    sing dong ding dong. vuh vuh vuh vuh. HEPTIKEKE KUBLEVAKEN FRINGASPELER

  • @tbhmurrie
    @tbhmurrie 4 роки тому +1059

    How to name your *british* baby:
    *watches the news*
    "Brexit"

    • @DeadeyeToya
      @DeadeyeToya 3 роки тому +13

      I’m British you tried Ill give you a 👏🏽

    • @tbhmurrie
      @tbhmurrie 3 роки тому +5

      I’m British too :>

    • @alyssa1118
      @alyssa1118 3 роки тому +3

      lmao sips

    • @caroline-bd6me
      @caroline-bd6me 3 роки тому +3

      I have 69 likes “nice”

    • @Angelo_Dacara_
      @Angelo_Dacara_ 3 роки тому +3

      You are british and im in the Philippines

  • @vesnakutricki832
    @vesnakutricki832 4 роки тому +270

    Original: How to name your German baby
    Subtitles: How to name your chairman baby

    • @hamfroger8382
      @hamfroger8382 4 роки тому +3

      It is confirmed! *German* babies are the Chairman of Planet Earth!

    • @elijahbutterfield4869
      @elijahbutterfield4869 4 роки тому

      "Chairman baby, our stocks are suddenly dropping at an astonishing rate. What do we do???
      Gah?
      .......your right God is the answer.
      Everyone pray to Gahd!!"

    • @nil8659
      @nil8659 4 роки тому

      "to name you I peepee"
      "How to name your horse bv v"

    • @TotesAnon
      @TotesAnon 4 роки тому

      How to name your 𝕀 ℙ 𝔼 𝔼 ℙ 𝔼 𝔼.

    • @No1aonjupiter.
      @No1aonjupiter. 4 роки тому

      Janja Kutricki how to name you I peepee

  • @diamonds1614
    @diamonds1614 3 роки тому +473

    “How to name your baby”
    Google: maybe someone old from the family
    Bing:

  • @KinitoHasStolenYourWallet
    @KinitoHasStolenYourWallet 14 днів тому +1

    How to name your american baby in 2024! "GEDEGADEGADAGEDAO" :0000000 GEDEGADEGADAGEDA-

  • @Mothy2003
    @Mothy2003 4 роки тому +266

    How to name your Canadian baby:
    Chug a bottle of maple syrup and write down the sound of your burp

  • @n3gi_
    @n3gi_ 4 роки тому +453

    *"How to name your Middle Eastern baby?!"*
    Mohammed

    • @nicknack8679
      @nicknack8679 4 роки тому +23

      @The Fanguy how tho? How can we improve on this?
      *bomb noises*
      or
      *starts throwing stones at women"
      or
      *Allahutrapbar starts playing in the background*
      or
      idk.

    • @reedrazor7546
      @reedrazor7546 4 роки тому +28

      @@nicknack8679
      Can you make a joke with no racism please?
      Thank you.

    • @smolsoutashotadragon7326
      @smolsoutashotadragon7326 4 роки тому +8

      @Impulse OH SHIT A JOJO REFERENCE

    • @mimigigihere
      @mimigigihere 4 роки тому +4

      Naim Nasir arabic nokia phone music

    • @kaze6067
      @kaze6067 4 роки тому +5

      YES, I AM

  • @idontevenknowwhattonamethi2910
    @idontevenknowwhattonamethi2910 4 роки тому +437

    0:50 meanwhile in hitler’s bunker planning how to attack the soviets

  • @Andrea-e5j
    @Andrea-e5j 4 години тому +1

    German:*Aggressively writes gibberish* "HAGAFSGSGSHHSGDGD😡👺*

  • @AnkurRoy-bi9yz
    @AnkurRoy-bi9yz 4 роки тому +728

    "How to name your Indian baby"
    I dont care if I have a bias but that was the best one XD

  • @neththeobnoxioussponge8929
    @neththeobnoxioussponge8929 4 роки тому +465

    The random streotypical drawings on his notebook always gets me

    • @hakkakid
      @hakkakid 2 місяці тому +1

      No comments in 4 years? Dang also I just noticed that lol

  • @Notagity
    @Notagity 3 роки тому +278

    The German one tho-
    Too bad there isn’t a name like that in sight

    • @peterlustig6888
      @peterlustig6888 3 роки тому +13

      Thats literally my name

    • @lex3683
      @lex3683 3 роки тому +2

      @@peterlustig6888 wow

    • @englahimla9451
      @englahimla9451 3 роки тому +3

      @@peterlustig6888 Hiya! Does Lustig mean anything in german? In swedish, lustig is an adjective for something being silly and funny!

    • @peterlustig6888
      @peterlustig6888 3 роки тому +6

      @@englahimla9451 Yes, lustig means the same in germany. But my name refers to the art figure of a popular german actor.

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 3 роки тому +2

      Alemanische/Swabian noble surnames: “Allow me to introduce myself.” - Franz Wilhelm Graf von und zu Sigmaringen-Büchtenburg

  • @Elite
    @Elite 4 роки тому +400

    I’m indian and I can say that 50% of Indians name there baby like how he said it in the video lmao.

    • @sayz1000
      @sayz1000 4 роки тому +9

      No you're not because it's not 😂

    • @sayz1000
      @sayz1000 4 роки тому +5

      But yeah it funi

    • @srv2286
      @srv2286 4 роки тому +6

      Not really it's the south ones

    • @oofgottarunn
      @oofgottarunn 4 роки тому +2

      @@srv2286 IDK I've never heard a name like tat in the south 😂

    • @Raj-qz6ln
      @Raj-qz6ln 4 роки тому +1

      🙄
      Seriously

  • @h20pg3d7
    @h20pg3d7 4 роки тому +326

    It feels like it’s racist but funny at the same time

    • @fernandomartinsfigueiredo694
      @fernandomartinsfigueiredo694 4 роки тому +23

      It's funny because it's racist.

    • @oopsy-daisy
      @oopsy-daisy 4 роки тому +6

      Fernando Martins Figueiredo Not everything is racist.

    • @HH-il7dm
      @HH-il7dm 4 роки тому +3

      @Fernando Martins Figueiredo nawww man.

    • @cheeseck7205
      @cheeseck7205 4 роки тому +2

      What's racist about it?

    • @starluna03
      @starluna03 4 роки тому +24

      Its stereotypical but its not racist. It’s not saying that any race is superior or inferior.

  • @TheActualMan
    @TheActualMan День тому +1

    How to name ur african baby:
    me: *playing pingpong*
    me running into my african gf:
    hey, i think we should name our baby like Toktoktoktok

  • @creativenameig863
    @creativenameig863 3 роки тому +285

    Did he just put a “pen” in the German name? Just randomly

    • @Nicogld
      @Nicogld 3 роки тому +11

      Yes Kugelschreiber means pen in German

    • @JAXXY1O999
      @JAXXY1O999 3 роки тому +11

      Also no one going to mention Hitler at the bottom

    • @silly.pilled
      @silly.pilled 3 роки тому

      Yes but it's funny tho

  • @deanbuxton1
    @deanbuxton1 4 роки тому +259

    Indian baby in the future going to school like-
    Teacher: morning class whats ur names
    Him: BODODODODSMIANANAASSDBXDKDDOOOD

    • @blackasta1866
      @blackasta1866 4 роки тому +2

      Wtf?

    • @karonsimmons3239
      @karonsimmons3239 4 роки тому +2

      *_LOKADOKADOKADOKA_*

    • @amxu_
      @amxu_ 4 роки тому +2

      lmao bodo in malay means "stupid"

    • @Sharmz1
      @Sharmz1 4 роки тому +1

      Jasminder jassi pankaj paramjeet sharma lmao
      Im indian too btw and i have to hold back so much when people try to pronounce my name (the name above is not my name XD)

    • @theskullemoji
      @theskullemoji 4 роки тому

      hey can you not put "ass" in it
      alo why is there a "XD" in the thign

  • @Y.o.g.u.r.t.z
    @Y.o.g.u.r.t.z 3 роки тому +121

    Me, who is German: I don't know if this is wrong but I like it

  • @sunshinemarzan
    @sunshinemarzan 15 днів тому +1

    How to name your german baby:Donaudampfschiffahrtselerkbauunterbeamtengese

  • @Ita_AnimatZ
    @Ita_AnimatZ 9 місяців тому +1409

    How to name your italian baby:
    * Eat pizza*
    Ok ill call him *alfonso*
    Edit 1: HOLY- 1426 LIKES?! DAYUM TYSM

    • @stephaniemaecyfirme7111
      @stephaniemaecyfirme7111 9 місяців тому +9

      Alfonso is a place...

    • @TheAngelineFamily
      @TheAngelineFamily 9 місяців тому

      And a name. ​@@stephaniemaecyfirme7111

    • @topg2754
      @topg2754 9 місяців тому +10

      or fuckin giuseppe

    • @Your_Italian_TD-ACNH-YKW_Fan
      @Your_Italian_TD-ACNH-YKW_Fan 9 місяців тому

      And if it's a girl:
      MARIAGIUSEPPINAQUELLABUTTANINACROCIFISSAANGELANICOLETTALACOTOLETTAPINATALINA🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @Im_The_Roms
      @Im_The_Roms 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@stephaniemaecyfirme7111no, is not, alfonso is a name

  • @BDooney
    @BDooney 4 роки тому +174

    0:40
    Original: How to name your German baby
    Captions: How to name your Chairman baby

    • @wahyueak
      @wahyueak 4 роки тому

      Original:HOW to make your Thai baby
      Caption:how to make your I peepee

    • @ballsil3
      @ballsil3 4 роки тому

      Original: HOW to name your Japanese baby
      Caption: Auto name ooh your Japanese baby

  • @ayla71778
    @ayla71778 3 роки тому +873

    Nobody:
    Not A Single Soul:
    Me: -Pretending This Is Tik Tok-

    • @eziyongaming5819
      @eziyongaming5819 3 роки тому +4

      SAME

    • @AbbiLayton
      @AbbiLayton 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah...we're kinda sad...

    • @jaylengrace08
      @jaylengrace08 3 роки тому +8

      I’m not allowed to have tiktok right now so I just pretend these short videos are 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @mlplover2008
      @mlplover2008 3 роки тому +3

      me ngl even tho I have it

    • @chaton897
      @chaton897 3 роки тому +2

      I have it but I still insist on going here lmao

  • @CrystalZhuoTvT
    @CrystalZhuoTvT 2 дні тому +1

    My top 5 fav names to name my baby:
    5 Derek
    4 Margaret
    3 Lola
    2 Elly
    1 Rosemary

  • @penginpunkin1487
    @penginpunkin1487 4 роки тому +479

    Nobody:
    The substitute teacher when they see a name they dont know how to pronounce: 0:50

  • @giogio_1895
    @giogio_1895 4 роки тому +348

    In India, No matter what your neighbor's kid's name is...
    His surname will always be Sharma

  • @nathandagoattt1236
    @nathandagoattt1236 4 роки тому +355

    How to name your German baby:
    *get in a war and hear tank sounds* AH HIS NAME IS FUËGASHDUFGŠN

    • @chris_11978
      @chris_11978 3 роки тому

      Nah Hitler

    • @user-qy5si4gz1k
      @user-qy5si4gz1k 3 роки тому

      @@chris_11978 no, that's just the great war. (Ww1)

    • @ASMRJey
      @ASMRJey 3 роки тому

      Š is not a German letter. ÜÄÖß are

  • @JJ_Playz763
    @JJ_Playz763 29 днів тому +1

    How to name your German baby:BERAKEBA KUGOSAIBE FREAKEPRE-

  • @gothbean2724
    @gothbean2724 3 роки тому +353

    It’s not racist if he’s naming off multiple races including his own lol

    • @boobindarpussiya7464
      @boobindarpussiya7464 3 роки тому +14

      But stereotypical

    • @nj.0724
      @nj.0724 3 роки тому +5

      @@boobindarpussiya7464 Yea

    • @cigarettedaydreams17
      @cigarettedaydreams17 3 роки тому +2

      @@boobindarpussiya7464 but not racist

    • @emma..07
      @emma..07 3 роки тому +6

      um... i’m sorry but that still racist. 😬

    • @nj.0724
      @nj.0724 3 роки тому +4

      He's is and he's not being racist. Since his own race is mentioned, its not racist. But also since other races are mentioned, its racist. It all depends on how you look at it. 🙂

  • @BARKZIM
    @BARKZIM 3 роки тому +281

    how to name your candian baby:
    *looks at a moose*
    hmm
    moose

  • @AAG414
    @AAG414 3 роки тому +1823

    This man isn't racist, he makes fun of everybody equally.

  • @felixengel267
    @felixengel267 4 дні тому +1

    Im a german we do not have such names we have Hans Peter Janosch lisa müller Ben Henry Elisabeth Felix and much more cool names

  • @keeboy3958
    @keeboy3958 4 роки тому +336

    I bet everyone who clicked on this doesn’t have kids.

  • @Kadori328
    @Kadori328 4 роки тому +236

    How to name your American Baby:
    "gunshot from school noise"

  • @theghostnogo8346
    @theghostnogo8346 4 роки тому +169

    How to name your German baby, I like the one the most

    • @foreskin6975
      @foreskin6975 4 роки тому +3

      Jonathan Nguyen deutschland wird dich für diese Aussage ehren

    • @ayleenm.3305
      @ayleenm.3305 4 роки тому +3

      I as a German can confirm: we do name our babys like that

    • @nasmokt
      @nasmokt 4 роки тому

      I can confirm

    • @Pixelmarshmallo
      @Pixelmarshmallo 4 роки тому

      The French one is my favourite

    • @starrlexboo3097
      @starrlexboo3097 4 роки тому +1

      As a German i will confirm and say : *how did he find out-*

  • @Effendi-x3e
    @Effendi-x3e 2 дні тому +1

    How to name your chinese baby:
    -stubing your foot-
    xiao.

  • @krustenpizza
    @krustenpizza 4 роки тому +95

    That’s so accurate, I know at least 8 germans who are called Berachlabäh-Kugenschreiber-Friekenbrä

  • @zephyroflife7400
    @zephyroflife7400 4 роки тому +150

    I'm German and my name is literally Normal but some people have Names like that XD

    • @danielevans8910
      @danielevans8910 4 роки тому +2

      You are not Alaskan?

    • @emilius1238
      @emilius1238 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah, in Germany there are lots of strange names.
      I think I'm pretty lucky with my name "Emil", since it's short, easy to pronounce, lots of people know it and memorable.

    • @IWINegev
      @IWINegev 4 роки тому

      LARP

    • @foreskin6975
      @foreskin6975 4 роки тому +6

      Dat Alaska Bean kein mensch heißt boot

    • @zephyroflife7400
      @zephyroflife7400 4 роки тому

      @@danielevans8910 no I just like Alaska bc I visited before-

  • @Axesmed
    @Axesmed 4 роки тому +116

    How to name asian baby:
    Step one: ring the door bell
    Step two: success

    • @lasagaeater6891
      @lasagaeater6891 4 роки тому

      Is that a Z-FLO reference

    • @arnelhaboc879
      @arnelhaboc879 4 роки тому +2

      @ZomerZim Pronounced By ZoomerZim no

    • @Coffeetime110
      @Coffeetime110 4 роки тому

      Ey what’s up

    • @studenastrana273
      @studenastrana273 4 роки тому

      ding dong

    • @sydk.1439
      @sydk.1439 4 роки тому

      HAHA as I asian person myself... I think that's really funny lol. Probably offensive, but pretty funny.