Who's The Football Daddy?

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Last week, my little boy was born (Cristiano Lionel Stobbart 😉)
Which led me to question, who is the football daddy?
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[@JoceAC]

Congratulation dean!!! All the best for the future...

[@jacobmillington2484]

Ough SOS you have 😥 😎

[@kayodeorunsolu5729]

Jacob LoLz Master you should delete the comment mate

[@vloggaming8659]

Vaibhav Bisht m

[@jacobmillington2484]

yep 😎

[@Berto_Smoove]

Jacob LoLz Master You exposed him 😂😂

[@janschepper6116]

1. Schlong Terry
2. Schlong Terry
3.Schlong Terry
4. Schlong Terry
5.Schlong Terry
6. Schlong Terry
7. Schlong Terry
8.Schlong Terry
9.Schlong Terry
10. Schlong Terry
11. Schlong Terry
12. Schlong Terry

[@Sebo420]

Hahahaha

[@lauracuff542]

Not funny makes no sense

[@WRD_Geo]

Don’t u mean f***er every time

[@ХрисиМитев-д7й]

you are Dumb

[@yassine_khalifa]

Looooooooool

[@jaswantrahmee8105]

terry is the daddy for all of them

[@NSK184]

jaswant rahmee lol

[@saberataskin6011]

jaswant rahmee true

[@izzuddinfaruqi1493]

underrated :D

[@nathanforrest2627]

jaswant rahmee so true

[@motomania1451]

jaswant rahmee lmao

[@majamali]

Cutest ones:Suarez,Giroud and Zlatan

[@chewysuarez7148]

Thanks

[@xaymx0349]

I think yaya was the cutest 😂

[@timajax3]

@@xaymx0349 agree

[@jennymc76ify]

Phil jones

[@MattYeet]

And muller

[@pogbad235]

They are all Terry's

[@darraghrock1947]

Pogba D k

[@vidianosdrossos2296]

ItsLev If we everybody has one pogba that means that everyone has 89 million pounds

[@beppey]

😂😂

[@zophamine2336]

Vidianos Drossos plus taxes is 100 million

[@ALEXIMO78]

Pogba D XD LOOOL

[@j4son_messi105]

1:Zlatan
2:Suarez
3:Costa
4:Yaya
5:Jones
6:Fellaini
7:Muller
8:Ozil
9:Giroud
10:Bale
11:Giggs
12:Ronaldo
Like if you got them right😊

[@mylesfavata4799]

I was 12/12

[@hurlingboydudley2149]

J4SON _Messi10
Thanks

[@Bread-bk7uo]

Copy cat

[@aidatabori1592]

Zlatan

[@bunnyello7938]

Bro all the haters on this comment.

[@omeriko2251]

I know why you put muller in the number 7

[@ParaYok-HayatBok]

Omeriko 22 Hahahaahhahahaha

[@eliad6543]

ahahahaha this is so funny youre such a comedian

[@larbi-dx8zr]

pls idk why tell me why

[@furkanbuyuk4246]

larbi 2014 . 7:1 against brazil. 2014 World cup

[@adamizzard4549]

Omeriko 22 haha

[@spy_88]

0:47 Phil Jones

[@theastonvillaseal585]

Ofc

[@belleinblack7833]

Intro: Sterling
1) Zlatan
2) Suarez
3) Costa
4) Yaya
5) Jones
6) Fellaini
7) Müller
8) Özil
9) Giroud
10) Bale
11) Giggs
12) Ronaldo

[@vicipeebles4516]

You were wright

[@lfcforever5804]

Vici Peebles It’s “right”

[@joephillippe]

Intro was rashford

[@johanneshauschild4973]

@@joephillippe That's Sterling not Rashford

[@Shedmundsss11]

Me boi ryan giggles and ugly ronaldo

[@brandong2788]

congratulation dean all the best for your son

[@matteor.3001]

Sahil Kale In fact, Gonzalez is a surname derived from Spain, meaning "Son of Gonzalo". It is one of the most common surnames in North America and South America, along with Spain itself. Sahil and Kale are both names originating in Arabic, Hebrew, and Hindi dialects that spread to both Polynesian and Germanic languages, including Celtic, which later evolved in English. Neither have anything to do with the sole word you depicted your comment with, so I do highly recommend deleting it. The man wished the best for Dean's son. We do not need you responding with 18th century racial slurs that are commonly used among peoples of African descent to depict culture through rap or hip hop.

[@kd9679]

Lol

[@diamond_gamer_64pesfifamin22]

Congrats Dean, Hope U Hav a Great time with him and what is ur sons name

[@Idkball_]

Matteo R. you just made my day 😂

[@matteor.3001]

That's what I was aiming at 😂. I just found the comment abnormal in the circumstances, so I went with it, I guess. Lol

[@agamertime4943]

1. Terry
2. Terry
3. Terry
4. Terry
5. Terry
6. Terry
7. Terry
8. Terry
9. Terry
10. Terry
11. Terry
12. Terry

[@therandomgamer250]

AGamerTime 1442. TERRY 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂

[@candhgames6190]

AGamerTime

[@jqn8466]

AGamerTime oh I get it XD

[@minegamer1116]

😂😂😂😂😂😂👌

[@sharonmalcolm8676]

Your dun

[@Peblox19]

1:11 old bale so nostalgic 😢

[@giannistrian2879]

My favorite one was baby toure

[@saeedhardan4754]

Giannis Triantafyllou My favourite was Cr7 #12

[@cornie7488]

Giannis Triantafyllou my favorite was bale

[@r55221]

Still waiting for Man U 2-0 Chelsea

[@sonlobo250]

I think he will just do that in the Roy Keane show.

[@darrenbeard4167]

still waiting for chelsea 2/1 man city

[@supieischeez3072]

Random stuff Oh yeah same

[@breidfrielcurran7401]

Random stuff Oh yeah his wife just had a baby do you really think he should make a different video even though he just made one yesterday

[@owenkinsey2004]

Random stuff Oh yeah Maybe he supports Chelsea

[@ziadmfarouk18]

Dean, You should make an episode about who's the football mommy and put Cristiano JR. 😂😂😂

[@nerdyy1280]

Soccer Python HAHAH

[@seniorspork9798]

Deleted Videos' Reuploader hahahahahahahaha

[@splitzzbtwfatah9170]

Deleted Videos' Reuploader lol

[@4n5h327]

Then he has to waste 3 years of thinking and pms-ing 😂😂😂

[@rissyward6367]

Ohhhh I get that

[@armaanhajar3698]

1:28 You should be asking who’s the mommy. OOHHHHH

[@theadambloxboy6021]

Armaanss TM ye lol

[@rohithraman6488]

Some people suggested that and said that they should put Cristiano Jr in it

[@thehunfifagamer8413]

yaya's baby is so cute

[@ИванБулатов-ч2п]

TheHun FifaGamer yes😁😁

[@jqn8466]

"Happy birthday to m- where is my birthday cake?"
"I haven't got one"
"Ugh I don't believe it"

[@emilianovlogsemilianovlogs8874]

TheHun FifaGamer yes and zlatan

[@phonso6904]

True

[@billyjov]

And Giroud

[@hypezern9551]

Make a part 2!!!!👍🏼😜❤😂

[@hugoumero9723]

Who The Football Daddy Part 2
1. Messi
2. John Terry
3. Cavani
4. Neymar
5. Reus
6. Dybala
7. Pogba
8. Van Persie
9. Benzema
10. Aguero
11. Coutinho
12. Jamie Vardy

[@fcrauljuvechannel8323]

Star Caldeira yea good idea 👍👍👍👍

[@leomessi8772]

Star Caldeira No they will looking for Pogba!

[@kevin-np1bo]

FootballManagerFTW GoanimateFTL e

[@Kris-lu1rs]

Congratulations, Dean! I`ve noticed nobody else said it, so somebody had to! I understand if the life of a daddy can be stressful, so if you have to make fewer videos in the future, I totally understands it. Will you animate your son into your videos in the future?
Best regards from me :)

[@mihaijenaru5970]

Krisplays67 Respect

[@rtsgamer4337]

Krisplays67 He already had two child and make more videos

[@Kris-lu1rs]

+Rts gamer thanks for clearing that up. Now of you go to the next comment to hate on

[@rtsgamer4337]

Krisplays67 I did not hate on. I was just correcting

[@Kris-lu1rs]

well thanks for correcting then. Not that it was unneccessary or annoying or anything. I just wanted to congratulate him

[@cohsmo]

0:36 I’ve replayed this so many times I love how he says “ah,I don’t believe it” xD

[@putukentzo1549]

0:42

[@tonypulis7903]

sterling
1 Ibrahimovic
2 Saurez
3 Costa
4 Toure Yaya
5Jones
6 Fellani
7 Muller
8 özil
9 Giroud
10 Bale
11Giggs
12 Statue Ronaldo

[@thetacticallemon2627]

cool gaming * Suarez

[@emre2583]

Tony Pulis no sterling Daniel sturridge

[@DopeRogerRamah]

Congratulations dean, hope we'll see your little boy as a 442oons character soon

[@mello6826]

Yeah

[@graememcallister6002]

Congrats Dean! Wish you and your missus all the best with the new arrivals. 12 kids, an amazing feat!

[@mohuuul2524]

1:04 was the best

[@alucard9872]

🤣

[@sbottono5576]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kristofpandur5319]

Pls part 2

[@cantspellpeanutwithoutnut5309]

Krizsi Pandur then he Finna have another child

[@jeyburton9926]

Should've said who's the mummy for Ronaldo

[@jadon5084]

jey Burton lololol

[@jqn8466]

jey Burton he has a mother.Cristiano Jr. Doesn't have a mother

[@Craig_1901]

congratulations mate hope the baby is ok

[@Garythanksyou]

Uhhh... you alive?

[@d7musa774]

Giggs #11 just like his number 11 when he was playing

[@scryonic9805]

Zlatan
Suarez
Costa
Yaya Toure
Dean (This Ones A Joke)
Fellani
Idk (Muller)
Ozil
Giroud
Bale
Ryan Giggs
Ronaldo

[@cian392]

Scryonic the idk is muller

[@u-kabgaming-nazim119]

Scryonic idk=muller

[@4r96]

Scryonic Banter with the Dean thing 😂

[@ethantay873]

it was Phil Jones not Dean

[@diasopon8706]

Scryonic at 7 is muller

[@azn_heckie8584]

0:53 is the funniest FOR ME

[@FSZ7]

Zlatan was my Favourite baby

[@neelamiqbal880]

0:55 did anyone see Deans eyes 😂😂😂😂

[@csaszarzalan8867]

1.Zlatan
2. Chewy Suarez
3.Costa
4.Birthday boy Yaya Toure
5. Phil Jones
6. Fellaini
7. Tomasshole Müller
8. Eyezil
9.Giroud
10. Bale
11. Ryan Gigs
12. Cristiano Euronaldo

[@davidgamer6593]

Zalán Császár nah it was terry

[@Moyi_Moyi]

Got all of them

[@robertcananzi2663]

Last time I was this early Dean didn't have a son.

[@lilbudder1703]

well dean already had a son when he started this channel :/

[@ZappodMapping]

but he has 3 sons.

[@l_j_c_5397]

Zappod Mapping really ?

[@Drawyah]

He has 2 daughters, this is his first son.

[@robertcananzi2663]

The thing is I have never been this early.

[@jimmyhopkins947]

1-zlatan
2-suarez
3-diego costa
4-toure
5-jones
6-fellaini
7-muller
8-ozil
9-giroud
10-bale
11-giggs
12-ronaldo

[@Forca_Barca]

Congratulations Dean !😃
Best wishes for you and your family for the future 👍

[@Forca_Barca]

Funny video ! 😂
I liked Yaya Tankoure's one 😂

[@verto9393]

Congrats Dean! Wish the best for you and your family.

[@solomonroscamp8929]

Congrats Deane on a kid

[@alejomorales4480]

1:02 After years and years of investigation i have finnaly discovered it. His Daddy is James Harden.

[@rsa_cosmic1982]

Dean please do a part 2😀😀😀

[@erik_gbr5428]

Heldbread 6835 Yea

[@jdhumphreys92]

1 Ibrahimovic
2 Suarez
3 Costa
4 Toure
5 Jones murrrrgh
6 Fellani
7 Muller
8 Ozil
9 Giroud
10 Bale
11 Giggs
12 Ronaldo
Like if it’s right

[@theadambloxboy6021]

jdhumphreys92 only one wrong it's Yaya not toure

[@aleeshaali9758]

Ibrahimovic is the same as zlatan

[@warrenbott705]

It is not tour

[@themanchesterlad814]

Toure is wrong

[@stormyy7104]

Wow another like beggar it's at the end of the video stop asking for likes

[@CookieGal-]

1. Zlatan 2. Suarez 3. Diego Costly Coffee 4. Yaya Toure 5. Phace Jones 6. Fellaini 7. Tomasshole Muller 8. Eyezill 9. Olivier GQ. 10.

[@CookieGal-]

oh I was writing them I didn't know there would be answers 😂

[@radhamani8123]

Moto Master U do understand why he put Muller as 7tg right

[@CookieGal-]

Radha Mani yes because of 1-7 Germany in world cup.

[@CookieGal-]

or because he is now Germany's 7th string right wing jk

[@gawdpromaxultra703]

When will the next one come???
This is my most favourite video to date and I've watched it over a 100 times

[@ncsjrocks1232]

Fun Fact: This all babies are born with teeth

[@isaiahq0808]

Congrats on your baby boy Dean may he be blessed with many years and God Bless your family

[@lionelmessigican8176]

Isaiah Quintanilla did he actually have a baby

[@johndevadhas4787]

Lionel Messigican yeah

[@sosa_2488]

Lionel Messigican yes you little shit. Siiiii

[@josephyounes3460]

1 Zlatan
2 Suarez
3 Costa
4 Toure
5 Jones
6 Fellaini
7 Muller
8 Ozil
9 Giroud
10 Bale
11 Giggs
12 Ronaldo

[@tomfrank3132]

11

[@BRAWLMASTER.I]

Yayyyyaaaaa😍😍😍😍😍🥰

[@formaseptem9707]

Most cutest ones are Yaya, Suarez, Muller.

[@rileybrandt8617]

Zlatan
Suarez
Costa
Toure
Phil Jones
Fellaini
Muller
Eyezill
Giroud
Bale
Giggs
Ronaldo

[@x.choe.xc.c8463]

where's messi

[@notaxmar3885]

We all know why müller is on 7 HAHA

[@staymufc]

But aren't you Brazilian? 😂

[@Rids07]

I dont

[@JustARandomTiger]

@@Rids07 Germany beat brazil 7-1 in the 2014 world cup. muller is german.

[@Rids07]

Just A Random Tiger oh

[@magicalhikari5859]

1:19 technically speaking this baby could smell Mrs. Dean’s, well, you know

[@quit-881]

Suarez, Müller and Phil Jones are the cutest 😊😊

[@tusharprity]

Muller one is the funniest 😂 0:53

[@hmbowa]

Zlatan
Suarez
Costa
Toure
Jones
Felani
Muller
Ozil
Guiroud
Bale
Giggs
Tottaly not Ronaldo

[@semnejlepsi8983]

*It aCtUaLLy wAs RoNaLdO*

[@toffifef8260]

Zlatan
Suarez
Costa
Toure
Jones
Fellaini
Müller
Özil
Giroud
Bale
Giggs
Cr7

[@Slloyd-kz9nz]

if john terry was the dad of all of them, then jimmy saville we be the uncle to all of them

[@jorplayzgames342]

1 zlatan
2 suarez
3 costa
4 yaya
5 jones
6 fellani
7 muller
8 ozil
9 giroud
10 bale
11 giggs
12 ronaldo

[@yxsser3596]

what do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car?
Carlos

[@ΓεώργιοςΠαπαδημος-κ3σ]

Reziaa - Random Gamer! Haha nice joke you Moron.

[@JK_JK_JK_JK]

Reziaa - Random Gamer! 🙄

[@herbertgumo2729]

Reziaa - Random Gamer! Carlos

[@succulent_carlos7642]

Reziaa - Random Gamer! fuck

[@gkbichara]

What is it? It won't load

[@XIIIStudios]

1:45 7 Muller kkkkkkk

[@mufcgeorge1878]

got all of them
Dean can you do more messi vs ronaldo related challnges

[@mufcgeorge1878]

Also where did the bite mark go after #2

[@Berkz10_]

0:29 Sounded like he was laughing

[@goldfish6155]

0:18 #2 its zlatan

[@comradegodfox6927]

Look at Suarez when he bites he was laughing it was sooooooo cute

[@doobie1293]

0:42 when the voice changer doesn't work

[@longshot7132]

I am your son who the hell are u 😂😂😂🤣
3 of them were so funny ZLATAN YAYA AND GIROUD 😂😂

[@Knabberfritz]

Baby Muller is so cute!

[@r4du1k72]

I've got one question :
How small is Messi as a baby?? 😅

[@charlesreade-jahn7991]

Me: *sees no 9*
Wait. That’s illeagal

[@chaz3196]

aww congratulations Dean for the baby 😀

[@thekingofpopproductions4877]

1. Zlatan Egohimovic
2. Chewy Suarez
3. Diego Coslycoffe
4. Yaya Toure
5. Phace Jones
6. Maronane Fellaini
7. Thomasshole Müller
8. Mesut Eyzill
9. Oliver GQ
10. Gareth Wales
11. Ryan Giggsy
12. Cristiano Arrogantaldo

[@huseyinoyunda5383]

0:54

[@huseyinoyunda5383]

O

[@Ix84m]

Hüseyin Oyunda quzarqurta

[@aamir8676]

Hüseyin Oyunda Germany vs Brazil 7-1😂😂😂

[@filipkulfa1181]

Hüseyin Oyunda wa wa wa wa

[@jakebramley847]

1:17

[@jerinjames1717]

Where messi's baby

[@evaepstein3599]

Messi’s baby is going through a growth hormone process

[@stoka2501]

@MO SALAD are serious right now? lmao.

[@4n5h327]

@KEPA ARRIZABALAGA why did you give your own job to lamps?!

[@jaydendahmer674]

In me😉

[@sagamappersmasea9365]

Messi would have stood up and played with mini hulk

[@wiktor6979]

ALL RIGHT

[@Beebosaad]

0:37 my favourite

[@MJFire69]

1. Raheem Sterling
2.Zlatan Ibrahimovic
3.Luis Suarez
4.Diego Costa
5.Yaya Toure
6.Phil Jones
7.Maronune Fellaini
8.Thomas Muller
9.Mesut Ozil
10.Oliver Giroud
11.Gareth Bale
12.Ryan Giggs
13.Christiano Ronaldo

[@benshabaily4880]

You should have put Dante number 1....
Brazil 7-1!
Anybody?
No? okay then

[@brceho]

meu porque falou 7a1 a gente è do brasil

[@leafyyv5231]

USA doesnt won a world cup

[@cowboyoctopus2738]

@@brceho just you

[@EugenesBackpack]

uhm zlatan is Benjamin Button, so I would expect his kid to come out looking like a costa/ozil/ronaldo? hybrid

[@samirasalmin7069]

This video sounds wonderful with a happy birthday music

[@fizzy4468]

yaya is the cutest

[@fizzy4468]

ah i don believe it👎🏼😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@U_Varange]

1:09 NONCE

[@theastonvillaseal585]

His kid

[@xem1d64]

Can we talk about how almost every baby said over 5 words and they were just born

[@MyProfileisAnonymoose]

What about fellaini, giroud and ozil, along with sterling and ronaldo

[@theastonvillaseal585]

4 years already? Damn.

[@zsoma1526]

0:20 so cute

[@epticsstuff3612]

0:03 is kinda cute

[@Sketchshivv]

0:59 that the fuck is thomas are doing

[@gigachad2276]

0:15
zlatan:am your son who the hell are you
ME:WHAT THE FUCK?!

[@lazarperovic7859]

1:30

[@Romanian-good]

1 ZLATAN
2 suares
3 Costa
4 yaya
5 Phil
6falani
7muller
8mezzut
9olivier
10bale
11 gigs
12 ronaldo

[@nuriafuentes6607]

i knew all of them

[@ushnishchakravarty]

1. Zaltan
2. Chewy Suarez
3. Diego Costly Coffee
4. Yeah Yeah Toure
5. Phil Scary Jones
6. Lord Hairllaini
7. Thomasshole Muller
8. Me-soot Eyezill
9. Olivier GQ
10. Gareth Monkey-Bale
11. Ryan Cheater Giggs
12. Cristiano Arrogantaldo

[@rafaelmendonca8988]

1:30😂😂

[@rafaelmendonca8988]

Kaloyan Genov 😂😂

[@NoahTewolde24]

Ronisio Biague
lol ronaldo will sue the sculpturer

[@simeongoalkeeper1boe5]

Ronisio Biague yes (:

[@bluetoffee3098]

do part 2

[@igavecristinahiv9159]

Ahhh i dont beleive it

[@bluefire126]

congratulations dean hope you have a good time with him

[@Neil001]

OMG I WANT BABY ZLATAN SO MUCH

[@Neil001]

i want babt muller too

[@NoahTewolde24]

WutIsLife
giroud was better haaaa

[@Neil001]

no

[@Neil001]

no

[@joseawesome2243]

Why you didn't put ronaldo as 7

[@adumbboy7613]

Jose Awesome because 7-1

[@mohdmma9135]

Saurez nice teeth

[@marekmaka7605]

1. Ibrahimović 8. Özil
2. Suárez 9. Giroud
3. Diego Costa 10. Gareth Bale
4. Jaja Toure 11. Ryan Giggs
5. Phill Jones 12. Ronaldo
6. Fellaini
7. Thomas Muller

[@anubis7336]

1:16 HAHAHAAH

[@MattYeet]

Ok bobby lol