amazing how in the span of 30 seconds ralph macchio goes from being jordan's lifelong hero to a b-list celebrity that's too inept to correctly pronounce his own name
@@spacepsycat He was in shock in the moment haha. I love, how they just talked it out at length, though. Conan and Jordan really have a unique, resonating relationship.
This video doesn't feel like it's scripted because you can feel the tension in this video... I think Joran wants to appreciate that opportunity as much as possible and wants Conan to appreciate it just as much as him, but Jordan doesn't understand that not everyone thinks the way he does or people appreciating different things on different levels.
There's no reason to script it and every reason not to. Scripting costs time and money, no scripting means it's spontaneous and will have a better result. Spontaneity doesn't always produce the best result but when your ingredients are Conan and Jordan, it's guaranteed ... and they have a lot of footage to whittle down to gold, not that the unedited version isn't worth a watch in its entirety. They're the perfect combination ... mix Conan with a lot of other people and you have a pretty good combination, too.
I am so glad, I took the time to watch this. It is so much more realistic than the hyper edited, finished clip, and it shows all the comedy that was produced during that meal, not just the best of it. Really worth it for waiting through the natural pauses where there is no comedy. Better, in fact, I think. I love, how they just talked it out at length. Conan and Jordan really have a unique, resonating relationship.
I'm beginning to think that Jordan is actually like that in real life, not just for Conan's bits. And after an hour of listening to Jordan I think I need therapy....
@D_ans Jordan is obviously doing improv. Why would he be ok with everyone making fun of him on camera, with an audience of millions? besides there are clips of him where he doesn't know that he's on camera, and once he does, he immediately starts acting like this.
@@Blorgus. his skit self is probably an exaggerated version of his actual self. He’s got the basics of his character from the getgo and once they realized he’s popular with the audience he began to invent this exaggerated version of himself for these skits
@@rhetiq9989 i think so too. But i cannot believe that Jordan is like that all the time. how mean would that be if Conan just wanted him on the show because he's just a ridiculous human being.
"we are men, we should straddle, submit, and hold it in our mouth." and "when he opens up his assignment and it says: you're a urinal cake in a bus station in Osaka." had me dying!
This duo always improvised instead of scripted bit. They were aware that everything they said is for comedy material once the camera rolled. That’s why Conan had to clarify himself when he accidentally misused the word. (I know it’s been three years but I’m still commenting anyway)
I want this to be premiered at the Venice film festival and the Oscars.....Also this should go down into the movies having historical and cultural importance...
This is all straight improve with a mix of authentic friendship. This is what 20 years of experience working together gets you. The kK2 bit was improved/staged. It’s so obvious it scares me how many people can’t see it.
The interesting thing to me is that I don't think Conan's argument makes sense, and I think Jordan actually had a good point. It's entirely possible for Jordan to appreciate Japan from the Karate Kid 2, even if it wasn't filmed there. Maybe he appreciated their portrayal of Japanese culture, or the costumes, or the language, any other number of things. The point is, even if the film wasn't shot in Okinawa, it gave the illusion that it was, and if that meant something to Jordan then that's good enough. Jordan's statement that he also doesn't care about the stock of film or can't name the 2nd gaffer is totally fair. But it really does seem like Jordan lost his cool and started flailing around- he calls Conan fat and starts insulting Ralph Macchio, and it definitely seems like Conan gets under his skin. I really think Jordan could have kept his cool if he stuck to his original line of reasoning, so it's hilarious how he he becomes completely pissed off.
I think Jordan is the kryptonite for Conan. I realy think if it wasn't people around he would admit more things that Jordan said. I think they in some way can understand and learn from each other a lot but we do not see it on the camera. What I'm saying is that when they have issues with each other on the camera (it is visible here) they can't resolve these issues without breaking the character. So I beleive behind camera they can resolve issues and get along pretty well.
Absolutely cathartic when Conan showed the video after having been insulted, fat-shamed, (unprofessionally) diagnosed, etc., by Jordan for the past hour
While this isn't "Scripted" per se, Conan doesn't actually hate Jordan. Jordan is in on the joke and plays up the narcissist character for these bits. Conan is also actually a really sweet guy in real life.
Names are pronounced depending on the region they are from. So in fact you could be pronouncing your own last name wrong. I believe that is the case here.
Tragedy is this entire thing could be released because it's so good, but they were right to cut it down. Jordan seemed to be caught up in his mood and was definitely, excessively rude to Conan for no reason. Conan plays it off with everyone but he's actually a great boss
And I thought he was being rude not honoring Jordan with the tea... OK lets be rational here, Jordan felt humiliated and I partly blame Conan even though he did it for comedic purposes. I think Jordan was emotional and didn't mean all those words he said about Machio. You can just about see how kind and respectful Conan is. If u go back at 1:08:36 until the end you clearly see a different Conan, he covered his mouth out of respect for the actor being called sometype celebrity. I love how we can experience the whole view of problems that we think these people dont have. Lets not hate on Jordan, he snapped for a bit, like ALL humans do.👍🏻
Ah, I see your error in logic. You seem to be under the impression that Jordan is a human. That simply isn't true. Jordan is something known as, how you say, a douchebag.
Also, getting Jordan to snap was the whole point of the Macchio bit. Jordan is playing this up further, but he had a bit too little material to come back at Conan for so he scrambled and went for smaller details like the selfcomforting behaviours of Conan or the color of his phone. We should remember he hasn´t got the years and years of on camera experience Conan has, making him less adept (which is the whole charm of Jordan of course)
Jordan is so lucky to be working for Conan O’brien. Conan makes him the star he has become, and makes all the bits they do together work, not the other way around. If he acted this way to any other boss on a regular basis (or maybe even once), I’m not sure Jordan even has his job today.
yeah after I uploaded it I saw someone had already done it but I too could not see it... so I left it as an alternative. it was taken from Coco's Facebook page.
The "woobie" thing is just so weird and creepy. It's like Jordan planned out all of this pseudo-psychology babble, thinking he was gonna really take Conan down. What's even weirder about it is that Conan is openly laughing at his attacks, but Jordan still seems to think he's really gotten under his skin lol
@@n.t3026 No clue, it sounds like something you'd find on a pick up artist forum. I'm guessing he's saying Conan is playing with his belly like he's a baby comforting himself. Idk dude it's weird
People who complain about the way Conan talks to Jordan here probably never had such a friend who you could make fun of and the one who could make fun of you to the point where both of you almost start fighting but the next day forget the whole thing and become best friends again. What you see right here is pure love and friendship!
8:29 lol when conan asked jordan how to say "im sorry" and after jordan acted like an expert of their language, culture and respect for so long, he told conan to just say "im sorry" very slowly. im 30 minutes in and jordan is just bsing half the time. 39:46 conan breaks jordan again. impressive considering how aggressive jordan is here it's hard for conan to get any jokes flowing. 43:45 now jordan talks about counting calories being most important. he's a hypocrite lol. by the end jordan looked like he snapped even tho he said he was at peace but then he admitted it. god for an obvious prepared joke to snap him, he's lost all credibility of his claim that he is always at peace, comfortable, etc. he's probably pulling bs half the time and the other half is supplemented by his encyclopedia. i feel like both of them were attacked here although they came in intending to shoot this concept, jordan took things to the next level when he seemed to shut off conan's jokes constantly and try to call conan mentally insecure, ill, etc. then jordan himself snapped when conan was still obviously just still trying to sneak jokes in.
@@nateg4008 Lol....It’s not scripted, but it’s clearly played up. Both men know what they’re doing, or do you think Harrison Ford really threw Jordan’s lego millenium falcon to the floor?
This is mostly not an act. They have not rehearsed and there are only a few comments from the camera men. This is almost totally improvised. You can clearly see from Conan's face, that he is not acting. Many times he is cleary pissed and irritated. I mean i find this very funny in a small dosage, but after this over a hour long video, i really feel for both of them. Conan insults with a humor, Jordan many times just insults because he does not know what he says. Like a child. But as an adult, his words could destroy a person. But i still like him as he is not an evil person.
I know well Jordan's type: the kind of know-it-all guy who reacts like a child on a tantrum whenever he is proven wrong on something. Someone who thinks of himself so superior and full of knowledge, that his ego falls into pieces when someone gives him what he deserves. Conan could be a little kinder? Yes, but by the way Jordan reacted, he had it coming. He needs more people to treat him like this, to "put him down to Earth" and down his pedestal. Just saying of course, most of this stuff is usually scripted for the audience to enjoy. To be frank they were both kinda silly in how they fought back and forth on this, when they could just let the topic die out and enjoy their Kaiseki meal. But don't get me wrong, Conan was the adult here despite everything.
I beleive he is not the type you are describing. Someone who respect other people cultures and enjoys life at its fullest can't be the arrogant ass. You can see his deep appreciation of foreign culture through the camera. I'm sure you would appreciate Jordan's point more if you were a Japanese
amazing how in the span of 30 seconds ralph macchio goes from being jordan's lifelong hero to a b-list celebrity that's too inept to correctly pronounce his own name
Well, he destroyed him.
@@spacepsycat no he didnt.
@@niccolomachiavelli8763 Shut up, idiot.
@@spacepsycat He was in shock in the moment haha. I love, how they just talked it out at length, though. Conan and Jordan really have a unique, resonating relationship.
The sheer amount that this changed in the edit astounds me
The irony (?) is Jordan keeps talking about enjoying the experience and seems like the only one enjoying the moment is Conan lol.
100th like!
This video doesn't feel like it's scripted because you can feel the tension in this video...
I think Joran wants to appreciate that opportunity as much as possible and wants Conan to appreciate it just as much as him, but Jordan doesn't understand that not everyone thinks the way he does or people appreciating different things on different levels.
There's no reason to script it and every reason not to. Scripting costs time and money, no scripting means it's spontaneous and will have a better result. Spontaneity doesn't always produce the best result but when your ingredients are Conan and Jordan, it's guaranteed ... and they have a lot of footage to whittle down to gold, not that the unedited version isn't worth a watch in its entirety. They're the perfect combination ... mix Conan with a lot of other people and you have a pretty good combination, too.
he understands it... but he is hoping to change conan's through appreciation for things into a minimal and detail riddled outlook !
Lol you really think a 1 hour video can be scripted?
@@unhommequicourtcontinuous shot lol!
This is my tenth time watching this over the past year and a half. I love it so very much.
To think this would be lost inside Facebook lol
Conan slurping the soup is actually polite in Japan.
Conan making his camera crew genuinely break up is proof of his comedic genius. He's one of the greatest comics in American history.
48:40 respect for every object...... and then we see his office
This is the hardest i've ever laughed. I didnt expect a one hour video to make me laugh this much.
Jordan has been with Conan for over 20 years. Everything about this duo is all for fun.
No. Conan keeps him as a entertainment skit
@@karlscher5170 Yet he willingly worked for Conan for over 25 years and moved across the country with him to continue working on the show
@@karlscher5170he keep him because they are friends.
Jeez, they left this place with such a bad energy.
And it was totally worth it, this is gold.
I am so glad, I took the time to watch this. It is so much more realistic than the hyper edited, finished clip, and it shows all the comedy that was produced during that meal, not just the best of it.
Really worth it for waiting through the natural pauses where there is no comedy. Better, in fact, I think.
I love, how they just talked it out at length. Conan and Jordan really have a unique, resonating relationship.
32:56 start of a hilarious and surprisingly introspective rant lmao... jordan always delivers
I'm beginning to think that Jordan is actually like that in real life, not just for Conan's bits. And after an hour of listening to Jordan I think I need therapy....
U need lirapy
The lack of eye-contact and extremely detailed knowledge about literally everything leads me to believe he's got Asperger's.
@D_ans Jordan is obviously doing improv. Why would he be ok with everyone making fun of him on camera, with an audience of millions? besides there are clips of him where he doesn't know that he's on camera, and once he does, he immediately starts acting like this.
@@Blorgus. his skit self is probably an exaggerated version of his actual self. He’s got the basics of his character from the getgo and once they realized he’s popular with the audience he began to invent this exaggerated version of himself for these skits
@@rhetiq9989 i think so too. But i cannot believe that Jordan is like that all the time. how mean would that be if Conan just wanted him on the show because he's just a ridiculous human being.
40:50 bley's reaction is my face watching this rn
The way Jordan can go on and on is impressive! He’s good at improvisation
The two men bit they keep doing has me in stitches 😂😂
I am so happy this exists
I m so intrigued by this dynamic. Clearly Conan is multi dimensional.
"we are men, we should straddle, submit, and hold it in our mouth." and "when he opens up his assignment and it says: you're a urinal cake in a bus station in Osaka." had me dying!
Whoever got this footage, kudos to you!
God he really is “the high priest of meaningless conversation”
I'm so confused. The conversation sounds like a bit, then both of them get really serious about "Iowa".
glad im not the only one..
Is that linus?
This duo always improvised instead of scripted bit. They were aware that everything they said is for comedy material once the camera rolled. That’s why Conan had to clarify himself when he accidentally misused the word. (I know it’s been three years but I’m still commenting anyway)
Here's my take, there's genuine tension and animosity between them - just a little, and they amp it up for these scenes and feed it
@58:48 starts the Macchio bit
"i'm picking at it because you're verbally assaulting me" 😭😭😭
When they start talking about the Karate Kid I didn't expect to ever see so much tension between the two - Conan's anger seemed legitimate.
And Jordan was genuinely heartbroken and humiliated when he watched the nasty video of Ralph Macchio.
I want this to be premiered at the Venice film festival and the Oscars.....Also this should go down into the movies having historical and cultural importance...
Every time the woman comes in, they stop their bickering, so good.
thank you so much for uploading this... :)
I finally found the full version thanks god xD
I submit to the pleasure of two men transcending time and space threw my monitor in a fight to the end. Domo Arigatou Gozaimasu Conan
Jordan appreciates minimalism... except in his rat nest office
There's a 1 hours tape of this?! and i found this now?!?
Every second and moment of this is gold! Anything they argue about is such a comedic gold to me :D so happy for this chemistry :D
34:35 I only just now found out that Jordan has a child.
Wow
This is all straight improve with a mix of authentic friendship. This is what 20 years of experience working together gets you. The kK2 bit was improved/staged. It’s so obvious it scares me how many people can’t see it.
Exactly I am reading these comments of people acting as tho this is actually real and just laughing to myself haha
some of the funniest shit I've ever seen, these two are electric together
Can’t believe I finished watching this
LOL Jordan talking about Styx gave a weird Patrick Bateman from American Psycho vibe, he seems like a Patrick Bateman actually...
58:30
actually 51:30 is my favourite bit, about the "woobie"
Jordan is actually crazy
This is kind of hard to watch
Oh damn son Jordan knows Coco more than Coco. Lol Jordan’s doing a therapy with Conan lol.
this is by far the most hostile jordan has gotten on camera
The interesting thing to me is that I don't think Conan's argument makes sense, and I think Jordan actually had a good point. It's entirely possible for Jordan to appreciate Japan from the Karate Kid 2, even if it wasn't filmed there. Maybe he appreciated their portrayal of Japanese culture, or the costumes, or the language, any other number of things. The point is, even if the film wasn't shot in Okinawa, it gave the illusion that it was, and if that meant something to Jordan then that's good enough. Jordan's statement that he also doesn't care about the stock of film or can't name the 2nd gaffer is totally fair.
But it really does seem like Jordan lost his cool and started flailing around- he calls Conan fat and starts insulting Ralph Macchio, and it definitely seems like Conan gets under his skin. I really think Jordan could have kept his cool if he stuck to his original line of reasoning, so it's hilarious how he he becomes completely pissed off.
I agree with everything you said! I think Jordan got heartbroken and embarrassed couldn't handle it.
Oh dear god we've found another one. CONAN! WE'VE DISCOVERED JORDAN'S MOTHERSHIP!
@@parisjoy7875 Which is why I'm on Jordan's side
It's not hilarious to see someone ridiculed and disrespected.....
You guys should see the podcast where Jordan talks with Conan writers about this episode. 'inside conan' is the name of the podcast
I think Jordan is the kryptonite for Conan. I realy think if it wasn't people around he would admit more things that Jordan said. I think they in some way can understand and learn from each other a lot but we do not see it on the camera. What I'm saying is that when they have issues with each other on the camera (it is visible here) they can't resolve these issues without breaking the character. So I beleive behind camera they can resolve issues and get along pretty well.
Yup, he's a real person.
oh, I can't believe the Shinto joke was prompted and not improvised.
Do you knw the time stamp ?
@@GraceLove33 17:40
Sameeeee I feel so betrayed
The food comes like Lucille Ball's chocolate factory.
Jordan congratulations on being a father.
Absolutely cathartic when Conan showed the video after having been insulted, fat-shamed, (unprofessionally) diagnosed, etc., by Jordan for the past hour
While this isn't "Scripted" per se, Conan doesn't actually hate Jordan. Jordan is in on the joke and plays up the narcissist character for these bits. Conan is also actually a really sweet guy in real life.
You are just saying, what you want to be belief being true
Lmao what
Jordan is so arrogant he just ignores that he's pronouncing the name wrong even after he's been told the correct way to say it.
Debbie I mean, he’s literally saying it the correct way 😂
@@VenomHalos exactly lmao!
@@gamer123ab nah ralph said he is wrong
Names are pronounced depending on the region they are from. So in fact you could be pronouncing your own last name wrong. I believe that is the case here.
Tragedy is this entire thing could be released because it's so good, but they were right to cut it down. Jordan seemed to be caught up in his mood and was definitely, excessively rude to Conan for no reason. Conan plays it off with everyone but he's actually a great boss
this is the adrenalin I didn't know I needed
When 'Yes And' turns into 'No Fuck You'.
Jordan needs to do some shrooms
And I thought he was being rude not honoring Jordan with the tea...
OK lets be rational here, Jordan felt humiliated and I partly blame Conan even though he did it for comedic purposes. I think Jordan was emotional and didn't mean all those words he said about Machio. You can just about see how kind and respectful Conan is. If u go back at 1:08:36 until the end you clearly see a different Conan, he covered his mouth out of respect for the actor being called sometype celebrity. I love how we can experience the whole view of problems that we think these people dont have. Lets not hate on Jordan, he snapped for a bit, like ALL humans do.👍🏻
Ah, I see your error in logic. You seem to be under the impression that Jordan is a human. That simply isn't true. Jordan is something known as, how you say, a douchebag.
Also, getting Jordan to snap was the whole point of the Macchio bit. Jordan is playing this up further, but he had a bit too little material to come back at Conan for so he scrambled and went for smaller details like the selfcomforting behaviours of Conan or the color of his phone. We should remember he hasn´t got the years and years of on camera experience Conan has, making him less adept (which is the whole charm of Jordan of course)
@@ocsmichaelanthony 😆Good one
40:12
Jordan is so lucky to be working for Conan O’brien. Conan makes him the star he has become, and makes all the bits they do together work, not the other way around. If he acted this way to any other boss on a regular basis (or maybe even once), I’m not sure Jordan even has his job today.
thanks for sharing, cant see this video in my region here...
yeah after I uploaded it I saw someone had already done it but I too could not see it... so I left it as an alternative. it was taken from Coco's Facebook page.
I'm high as hell I thought that was a giant walking around 14:54
Stay off drugs man
Good for you!
27:38 romance
1:03:31 i can get to macchio
It's like the ultimate battle!
INCREDIBLE footage.
The KAMIS (and the waitress) must have wondered what was going on with these yellings and laughs.
The "woobie" thing is just so weird and creepy. It's like Jordan planned out all of this pseudo-psychology babble, thinking he was gonna really take Conan down. What's even weirder about it is that Conan is openly laughing at his attacks, but Jordan still seems to think he's really gotten under his skin lol
whats a woobie
@@n.t3026 No clue, it sounds like something you'd find on a pick up artist forum. I'm guessing he's saying Conan is playing with his belly like he's a baby comforting himself. Idk dude it's weird
I've finally dialed in what jordan does as associate producer. He is CPSF conan's personal sake filler
Best
I didn't even know there was a full version, where did you find it? And are there more full remotes like this?
They published it on their Facebook page at the time. Not sure if it's still up at this point
man id hate to be the third wheel at this dinner table...
Hilarious!
You virtually are. thanks to technology🙏
Jordan super Kool 💯👊
He's insane
This is absolutely amazing. Jordan really comes across as a pompous ass here :)
The way he was attacking the fucking color of the phone case was so pathetic.
People who complain about the way Conan talks to Jordan here probably never had such a friend who you could make fun of and the one who could make fun of you to the point where both of you almost start fighting but the next day forget the whole thing and become best friends again. What you see right here is pure love and friendship!
Exactly, Good friends CAN make fun of each other and still be friends
Are there more uncut versions of these skits?
8:29 lol when conan asked jordan how to say "im sorry" and after jordan acted like an expert of their language, culture and respect for so long, he told conan to just say "im sorry" very slowly. im 30 minutes in and jordan is just bsing half the time.
39:46 conan breaks jordan again. impressive considering how aggressive jordan is here it's hard for conan to get any jokes flowing.
43:45 now jordan talks about counting calories being most important. he's a hypocrite lol.
by the end jordan looked like he snapped even tho he said he was at peace but then he admitted it. god for an obvious prepared joke to snap him, he's lost all credibility of his claim that he is always at peace, comfortable, etc. he's probably pulling bs half the time and the other half is supplemented by his encyclopedia.
i feel like both of them were attacked here although they came in intending to shoot this concept, jordan took things to the next level when he seemed to shut off conan's jokes constantly and try to call conan mentally insecure, ill, etc. then jordan himself snapped when conan was still obviously just still trying to sneak jokes in.
You're taking this comical sketch way too seriously. It's satire.
@@falcodarkzz Jordan is always serious, even in satire.
@@falcodarkzz I don't think you know what's going on here. Jordan obviously is taking it even more seriously.
@@falcodarkzz how foolish do you have to be to think this is scripted?
@@nateg4008 Lol....It’s not scripted, but it’s clearly played up. Both men know what they’re doing, or do you think Harrison Ford really threw Jordan’s lego millenium falcon to the floor?
49:50 best part
Btw....watching this whole thing, this is the first time I can say I find Jordan Schlansky to be genuinely pompous and annoying.
Whats wrong with Jordan, he seems to have a superiority complex
There is nothing wrong with Jordan. This is Jordan.
@@multiplemike He does have a lot of social problem. He doesn't have any friends.
Aspergers or something
@@rcrichard8969it’s a persona 🤦
I'm in hell!!!! Im in hell right now!!! thank you!!!!
i love this guy ool
Jordan got owned
any more of this "uncut" stuff?
The unfortunate thing is that I'm like Jordan in real life
this began very fun. the end became very sad
This is the truth of the relationship.
wow conan looked quite affected by some stuff jordan said.
28:40 Domo Arigato...
People taking this seriously in the comments is crazy. You know they’re friends, right?!
Ohio is also a state 😂
Two. And men. Both of those things are true.
Is it sad that i just watched this entire video? Ahh who cares i'm laughing my ass off.
if you think it's sad to watch it in its entirety one time, you would be depressed to know how many times I watched it
1:05:21 when you resorted to Ad Hominem argument you know you are losing.
Suikoen good find!
This is mostly not an act. They have not rehearsed and there are only a few comments from the camera men. This is almost totally improvised. You can clearly see from Conan's face, that he is not acting. Many times he is cleary pissed and irritated. I mean i find this very funny in a small dosage, but after this over a hour long video, i really feel for both of them. Conan insults with a humor, Jordan many times just insults because he does not know what he says. Like a child. But as an adult, his words could destroy a person. But i still like him as he is not an evil person.
They actually are acting
33:41 wtf jordan exposed conan so much it feels like a violation
Feel bad for Jordan here
Well don't be because he's playing a character
10:00 uh, Hong Kong actually. You should know this , Jordan ... from your database.
Conan, Jordan meant it's a romance between him and the environment/culture/experience...not between you two men.
I know well Jordan's type: the kind of know-it-all guy who reacts like a child on a tantrum whenever he is proven wrong on something. Someone who thinks of himself so superior and full of knowledge, that his ego falls into pieces when someone gives him what he deserves. Conan could be a little kinder? Yes, but by the way Jordan reacted, he had it coming. He needs more people to treat him like this, to "put him down to Earth" and down his pedestal. Just saying of course, most of this stuff is usually scripted for the audience to enjoy. To be frank they were both kinda silly in how they fought back and forth on this, when they could just let the topic die out and enjoy their Kaiseki meal. But don't get me wrong, Conan was the adult here despite everything.
Dude chill. It’s a bit. Yea Jordan is kind of like this in real like but for the most part they are playing this up for the cameras.
I beleive he is not the type you are describing. Someone who respect other people cultures and enjoys life at its fullest can't be the arrogant ass. You can see his deep appreciation of foreign culture through the camera. I'm sure you would appreciate Jordan's point more if you were a Japanese
It's a mix of all of it hahah
They’re just trying to generate enough material for a ten minute skit. That’s all there is to it.