Aye man don't feel alone. Been stoned or drunk pretty much every waking second for the past 2 weeks and I know how that truly just empty feeling feels like. Not even sadness, just complete lack of emotion
Hey man, talk to me if you need too man, I've been there but I can help you, don't harm yourself, I love and care about you and will die for you, don't do it man.
Nah, if you legit do drugs, especially back in day where it was illegal, funny shit happens, especially when your a kid, your just learning and ya have unreal expectations and your around weird people anyway lol, I once walked into the back door of the wrong house when the owner was inside cuz they painted it the same color as my weed dealer lol few weeks later I grab an eighth from the same dude, I know I paid him and he calls me the next day says I didn’t pay him, neither of us know where the money went, next time I went there he had a bunch of dudes over, and I assumed staged an event where a jar was missing and everyone’s like what the fuck! And I was like duuuuuude! I didn’t steal your eighth!!!!😂
shirt idea: dude with bowling balls as eyes and caption rolling and bowling or something i'm not very good at punch lines but the bowling balls would represent what your pupils look like when you roll
I didn’t think of it right away man but shiiiit I knew when ur dad went in ur room DONT LOOK OVER WHERE TV SHOULDA BEEN😭 shoulda jus looked at him then the opposite direction I’m high af tho preciate the vids💯🤣
This guy is funny on his stories. I am older but I really enjoy hearing his stories. I don't know if they are true but he sure makes them very interesting. Lol
Biggest fien moment is when I had just smoked all my weed while matching with friends, took the bus home and hopped off the bus that dropped me off 20 blocks away from my house late on a rainy night. the closest bus to my house wasnt running due to how late it was so i had to take that one. i had no weed, nicotine, or money and had to go on a road trip within the next 1-2 days. Anyways, I didn't wanna walk all that way at all. I hopped of the bus and saw a bike rack, searching for a miracle i then saw a bike that had no bike lock on it. i got on it and rode it the 20 blocks home and right as i got home i posted the bike on a sell/trade app. the next hour, some teen with his fam bought it for $60, very late at night for some reason. the next morning i bought weed, wraps, cigarettes, and the rest on food and had a blast with my cousin on the road trip.
@@prestoncrafton3926 I just saw this notification this was posted was 3 yrs ago I completely forgot about this story/comment and this UA-camr damn it’s been years!!! Looks like we all came along way, he gained so many subs and has much more motion then I remember him writing this as a junkie in highscool. Proud of ya goblin seriously.
PS2 has the magic I need that current gens don't have lol I wish I still had it id get so stoned and go on nostalgic trip ♥️ you're the best UA-camr ever
I stole some random DVDs once from a parent that was a dickhead to me and I felt bad still and while nobody ever really asked about it I have made it my mission to not be evil like them so I think it's a good sign when I feel bad about the dumb shit I used to do.
Ill put it this way, ian never found a keychain in the gas stations with my name on it🤣 everyone know what im talkin bout jus lookin thru em tryna find your name💀
Ive been going back through your videos trying to watch thrm all. At this point ive almost made it like a lightweight mission for myself lol. What makes your stories even more relatable to me is that you live in Illinois and i live in Northwest Indiana by Gary only 15 minutes from Chicago so its nice to know that you are close. I have some hella crazystories as well. Lets just say there isnt a single drug i havent tried. I was a heroin addict for a long time. I also love crack also but when i think of someones drug of choice and i ask them what it is, i tell them to think of the one drug you would pick if you can only pick one and for me thats heroin, crack being second
COP THE "A-HOLE'S AND K-HOLE'S" SHIRT HERE - goblin.merchforall.com/
Big fan man👁👄👁
Love you goblin
Goblin aye goblin i’m a really big fan and if you can possibly respond or anything that would make my day man. i love you and have a good day:)
i will💚
Is there streams tonight?
Rest In Peace our boy the man the myth the legend Ashton, he never cap just like Abe Lincoln.
Abe was the ultimate capper
Colby Barton saves saves for the unions not for the sake of justice
Colby Barton fr he was a cap artist
What happened to ashton
Lynx he passed away rip ashton
I thought I was the druggy fuck up of the family but my guy you make me feel like Jesus
Frfr
Ong same here
Ongangalang
I swear I read “I sold my dad for ketamine”
Wtf 😂
Ayy it's not a bad idea lmao
lifetime supply, only costs a life
@@mycelia_ow a soul for a soul.
@@martinbecs6722 a soul for a k hole
Shoutout to Cody’s mom for what she’s been through
Shoutout to every parent having to deal with goblin and these goons 😂
His mom was doing the drugs and getting fucked up with them lmfao
Facts lmao, my mom like thid😊
the biggest fiend moment I had was when I drove around to the outside book exchange boxes and stole all the books to sell for a 20 sac...
Yeah you were definitely going through it
How to give back to the community
its smart though, and honestly you got some balls congrats tho fr
@jack
Bro, you coulda copped some goblin merch too bro. Shit woulda been fye
Amount of times Goblin says "RIGHT": 74
Next do "Either Way"
@@kodyjelavich8710 Or "nevertheless"
Do “Aye”
@@Pullzfishing Yes, definitely do "Aye"
DO "Dude"
Goblin gang, I’m not doing good boys. My depression is taking me even lower. I swear I’m taking my pills, I just keep going lower in my trench.
Aye man don't feel alone. Been stoned or drunk pretty much every waking second for the past 2 weeks and I know how that truly just empty feeling feels like. Not even sadness, just complete lack of emotion
Hold in there dog nobody said it was gonna be easy
It gonna get better bro trust me
try smoking copious amounts of weed
Hey man, talk to me if you need too man, I've been there but I can help you, don't harm yourself, I love and care about you and will die for you, don't do it man.
Goblin was just the man we all wanted to be but most were too scared, mans not only does this shit, mans tells the stories!
fax
Be a massive fiend ?
@@billlee1724nah bro just do crazy shit
aint nobody want to be this nigga bru 💀
Nah, if you legit do drugs, especially back in day where it was illegal, funny shit happens, especially when your a kid, your just learning and ya have unreal expectations and your around weird people anyway lol, I once walked into the back door of the wrong house when the owner was inside cuz they painted it the same color as my weed dealer lol few weeks later I grab an eighth from the same dude, I know I paid him and he calls me the next day says I didn’t pay him, neither of us know where the money went, next time I went there he had a bunch of dudes over, and I assumed staged an event where a jar was missing and everyone’s like what the fuck! And I was like duuuuuude! I didn’t steal your eighth!!!!😂
When I seen tha title I had to click on it asap💀
when i see tha channel i had to click on it asap💀
When I seen tha title I had to click on it asap 💀
Summer 2016: Best time ever.
The saddest title in yt history 💀
🤣
shirt idea: dude with bowling balls as eyes and caption rolling and bowling or something i'm not very good at punch lines but the bowling balls would represent what your pupils look like when you roll
Thank you chica
That’s 🔥ngl
I would buy a shirt that said exactly what you wrote.
Who tf goes bowling bro
@@Jonathan-pr6de people do. U can rest
Lifes been pretty fucked up but atleast I can binge watch these funny ass stories truly a hoot and a holler
doing better ?
@@420buhalkitesasvitiprobably not
Back in the day we would steal graphing calculators from school and pawn them
Yoo no way, I did this the other day 😂
Old habits live on I guess, be getting 40 per calculator in my local pawn shop. 🎉
i knew... I KNEW he would say it would be a hoot and a holler
When doesn’t he?
Could already tell this is boutta to be a banger lets get it
Fr😂
alwayss is
🔥🔥
goblin always our here thinking he fully grown and that highschool was soooooooooooooooo long ago
I have a job interview tomorrow but ya know goblins vids are a must watch
hope you get fired lol
Good luck!
Bloop lmao
hope it went well king
How’d it go
Bruh I sold my dads car for 2 ounces deadass
2 oz of what?
Bruh
2 ounces wtf was he driving a 1994 Honda Civic
Lmao wtf?!
I hope not weed lmao
If you got anything above just a single burger at five guys (combo, Cajun fries, etc) there went at least half of your $75 lmao 😂
12:18 the bang is perfectly timed with the gameplay
I’ve been too geeked to watch all the trap house tales so this is nice
Man I really feel for the peeps who not as fortunate to buy as much drugs as they want.
2 years later and this one is still a damn banger
Every sentence is so facts , did we all live the same childhood bro 😭😭😭
No because not everyone is a complete loser
Wait if you never used your Xbox why didn’t you just sell the Xbox and keep the tv 😂
Bc he would have gotten like $15 for a 360
Right?? That place the small monitor and a couple Xbox games is better than nothing
This is how many people respect Ashton for the stories he created 👌
“Feinin off my rocker”😭🙌
This guy is literally me in my youth 🤣 I stopped in the middle of what i was doing at work just to comment. "That TV WAS GONE BRO" 😆
Please don’t ever change the time u drop ur vids cause it’s always the perfect time
Good to see u monitized man
Your dad was so angry he made 15 accounts to dislike this
I swear this is my favorite UA-camr for me to be coming back to 1 year old videos.
I didn’t think of it right away man but shiiiit I knew when ur dad went in ur room DONT LOOK OVER WHERE TV SHOULDA BEEN😭 shoulda jus looked at him then the opposite direction I’m high af tho preciate the vids💯🤣
Goblin dude you say “right” about 200 times this episode
I literally roared at the title 😭
What else is better than playing Madden high asf, ice cold Bev next to you listening to some Goblin late at night? Exactly. Nothing
Last time i was this early my dad hadnt left yet
Got stoned for the first time after probation so got no tolerance 👌 was way too high and this popped up and the high is amazing
Hope all is well fellow king 🤴💯🙏
How long were you on probation bro
This guy is funny on his stories. I am older but I really enjoy hearing his stories. I don't know if they are true but he sure makes them very interesting. Lol
Same
I laughted so hard man, it reminded me of my younger days, i pawned so much shit cause of adderal.
Biggest fien moment is when I had just smoked all my weed while matching with friends, took the bus home and hopped off the bus that dropped me off 20 blocks away from my house late on a rainy night. the closest bus to my house wasnt running due to how late it was so i had to take that one. i had no weed, nicotine, or money and had to go on a road trip within the next 1-2 days. Anyways, I didn't wanna walk all that way at all. I hopped of the bus and saw a bike rack, searching for a miracle i then saw a bike that had no bike lock on it. i got on it and rode it the 20 blocks home and right as i got home i posted the bike on a sell/trade app. the next hour, some teen with his fam bought it for $60, very late at night for some reason. the next morning i bought weed, wraps, cigarettes, and the rest on food and had a blast with my cousin on the road trip.
@@dicksonsyderbut8976 fr fr
Lit 😂
@@prestoncrafton3926 I just saw this notification this was posted was 3 yrs ago I completely forgot about this story/comment and this UA-camr damn it’s been years!!! Looks like we all came along way, he gained so many subs and has much more motion then I remember him writing this as a junkie in highscool. Proud of ya goblin seriously.
Saw this title and had to watch instantly keep up the good shit
PS2 has the magic I need that current gens don't have lol I wish I still had it id get so stoned and go on nostalgic trip ♥️ you're the best UA-camr ever
Just buy a ps2 bro.. also if you have a pc / laptop you can emulate ps2 on basically any potato computer now a days
Ketamine is fun, but just sometimes. No real addiction factor in it for me at least
I used to fiend like this for MCAT. My worst moment was selling my Honda cbr
goblin stories been sounding like the past 3 years of my life a lil too much recently lmao
Goblin a legend dropping BANGAS
Goblin summer 2016 is the definition of a movie
Trippin face and I’m here for this
Holy shit it’s Will Bowen
insane how this was in my recommended on fathers day 😭
You are god tier Goblin, nah you are Gob-tier. Above god. All hail the man!
I see goblin upload I get happy very simple
“i went over to his house, im hittin licks”😭😭😭 fucking amazing
7:00 my man really went kermit there for a sec
😂😂😂
Kermy
Goblin has big balls
I stole some random DVDs once from a parent that was a dickhead to me and I felt bad still and while nobody ever really asked about it I have made it my mission to not be evil like them so I think it's a good sign when I feel bad about the dumb shit I used to do.
Already can tell this will be a CLASSIC banger
Bro when’s goblin gonna run out of stories?😂
i hope he never does
Whenever his imagination runs out
CodytheNerd deadass😭
@@Youconix i dont think he made this one up, i stole from my parents a few times just to to buy some booze
@@QDWest did any one ask mate
The title fucking got me man. There’s no way but I believe it.
These are the type of videos I live to see from you
sellin his TV for $80 is crazy . sellin his TV for $80 n replacing it wit a $50 TV is wild 💀
we’re is the “right” counter at?😭😭😭
Goblin I gotta say my guy u tell a good story I’ve been binging them
2016 was my favorite year
2016 was like the last good year after that everything just went downhill
Yeaaaa, summer 2016
bruh i never noticed how much he says “ right” “ we will get to that later right”
u da goat gob had to click on the notification
HOOT AND A HOLLER A TRUE BANGER
totally worth the extra wait for part 6
Miss the homie Ashton, Rip the goat himself
rip the bong every time he says "right?"
Deans such an uncommon name lmfao its funny as hell hearing my name being used for somethin
Ill put it this way, ian never found a keychain in the gas stations with my name on it🤣 everyone know what im talkin bout jus lookin thru em tryna find your name💀
Ayeeeeee it’s a banger as always 🔥🔥
2:54 he did NOT get into that
a hoot and a holler ! A true banger if you will : the time I pawned my dads shyt to buy dopeeee . Looooool
He says right att the end off 40% of all hes sentences 😂😂
Gob coming in clutch as usual🔥🔥
The best part is these story’s keep coming 😆
swear i read the title and immediately thought "this has to be an ash story" lmaoo
Nobody absolutely noone goblin: i sold my dads tv for ketamine
Shitty format but good joke ig
Duudeee I can relate to the Dad situation so hard 🤦♂️😂😭
Ive been going back through your videos trying to watch thrm all. At this point ive almost made it like a lightweight mission for myself lol. What makes your stories even more relatable to me is that you live in Illinois and i live in Northwest Indiana by Gary only 15 minutes from Chicago so its nice to know that you are close. I have some hella crazystories as well. Lets just say there isnt a single drug i havent tried. I was a heroin addict for a long time. I also love crack also but when i think of someones drug of choice and i ask them what it is, i tell them to think of the one drug you would pick if you can only pick one and for me thats heroin, crack being second
Aye goblin love the videos dude keep up the good work💯
“I realized very quickly this tv Is getting pawned” 😂
Captions to these vids are always great lol
"I started theory crafting" 🤣🤣🤣
Yo bro I got five guys today
Someone please photoshop a picture with 100 people wearing his merch and send it to him lmao
$80 "I can buy an 8th"😭
Late night uploads best uploads
Bro said “right” at least 400 times in this video
Dawggggg that dude with the scrap piled 10 ft high is my fucking landlord 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
mans said "right" every other sentence😭
oh god this is gonna be such a hoot and probably an even bigger holler
Hell of a late night banger
an OG banger hoot
Listen to how many times goblin says “right” directly after each sentence
im glad goblin is just like me with my dad it makes me feal better tbh but hes also like me with my mom
Man said right 10000000 times bro 😂. Love u goblin ur vids are fuckinh bangers. Keep the good work up man