These poor dolls either look stoned or having a PTSD flashback. I really think I had that Ariel with the rubber band in the bangs/fringe. I guess they assume kids won't notice? Its like big creepy mascots of popular characters at childrens parties, they think kid brains won't be able to tell and perhaps I couldn't cause I don't remember some of my dolls looking that bad then I look back like OOOF!
I loved Ariel *so much* as a kid, but not enough to get her doll from Disney ‘10 Princess on Ice for $25 - $30 😩 that cursed face haunts me on my darkest days
Dishonorable mention: All of Mattel's attempts to do the Frozen characters. I don't know what Mattel's problem is, but they just can't get Anna and Elsa's faces right. (Kristoff is just as bad.) They always look so unhinged. The bootlegs do a better job. The recent collector frozen dolls are the only time Mattel has made remotely decent Frozen dolls. and they still got upstaged by Hasbro's collector Elsa doll. It's absolutely baffling.
Agree. Hasbro did better Frozen dolls than Mattel imo. Also a thing I noticed is that Hasbro made the Frozen 2 dolls have smaller heads than the first Frozen dolls they made.
The style series Elsa by Hasbro is truly so stunning, and they manage to capture the spirit of her look really well. And I so agree with the Mattel problem. It’s unforgivable to me that the dolls always look so bad when they have 3D model references from practically every angle of the characters. The new Mattel dolls are just so soulless. Their eyes are so beady and dead and their faces are so pale with no blushing or makeup they look sick. How do they fail so badly?
@@ten-ze1pq Its really baffling because with Mattel, if nothing else, they can usually make a good face sculpt. The doll could be just a hunk of disposable plastic with the most bare bones of articulation but it will at least have a nice face. Half of the appeal of Mattel's budget princess dolls is their "cute" face and saran hair. You can pop that head off and put it on a made to move doll and have the doll you want. But with their frozen dolls you really can't do that because they are so uncanny. The other thing that kills me is that the disney store Elsa doll doesn't have a nice face either. (Disney Store Anna is pretty she is fine.) So if you want an Elsa doll that looks good you really are stuck looking for the old hasbro dolls.
Aurora has to be the most underappreciated Princess. I love her. To me she´s the most beautiful of them all and the fact that she comes from the definitive fairy tale movie is a huge plus. Besides, she gets to have a pink and a blue dress. Plus a mix of both (if well done) when the fairies messed up the dress. She can have a purple dress (if we go for red instead of pink and combine the colors). And, she can even have a pink to blue gradiant dress. Also, her peasant dress is really beautiful. More so than the peasant dress that Snow White and Cinderella have. And MUCH more pretty than Cinderella´s rags dress. And I mean the pink dress. It was awful from the start. If anything, the stepsisters imroved it.
I collect Disney dolls and can guarantee not once has Aurora ever been faithfully captured in doll form. All her dolls back then had tiny heads with faces that looked more like Barbie, but nowadays all her dolls’ heads are huge, her face screening is overly stylized, and her torso is never super cinched like the animation. The angular and graphic art style of Sleeping Beauty is so stunning and unique which makes it such a shame that no doll has ever properly embraced it. All her dolls are just so *round* in the art style so it never looks right
OMG the "growth" on the back of their heads reminds me of omg sunrise, that is to this day the reason that doll stays on the shelf, only to be seen from the front and never to be picked up
DOI Elsa's face mold is actually one of the best Elsa molds I've ever seen, they even managed to get the nose right! So how tf did they manage to mess it up that bad with the screening haha!
extension to last post. Oh my gosh, there's another tinker bell doll I remember that was off model but not hideous at all. She looked like a vintage ponytail Barbie, if Disney had created her instead of Mattel. she had face that looked like vintage Barbie meet Disney princess face, and Im not mad at it. Plush if you dipped her hair in red dye she could also pass as that looney tune cowgirl pin up girl that that wolf character was crushing on but every time he tried to get near her she'd either hit him with a frying pan or something else which just made him love her even more lol! Also she could easily be made into a female centaur from fantasy. her whole look could of gone so many ways for a pinup cartoon character.
All look like imposters to me😂 6:35 thats hilarous. My sister had the Tyco Ariel 😅 Tyco however made stunning Swan princess Odette dolls..unless i am remebering them with nostalgic lense. Keep up the videos this was so much fun.
I’ll literally never understand why Disney doesn’t just sell the Disney store 12” dolls at Disney on ice! Like u can buy them anywhere and for some reason Disney doesn’t want them sold at their ice shows like WTF are they thinking?!?! Why even pay another company to manufacture this kind of quality when they could just sell their regular dolls at the ice shows and for the Disney parks mark up like I can not wrap my head around it! I’m convinced the company manufacturing the ice show dolls has some major dirt on Disney and if they don’t renew the contracts they’re gonna spill everything… I mean what else could it be?!?!
I just got that vintage Disney on Ice Jasmine! She is truely aweful. But I only paid $7 (US), and for that price, I now own a piece of horrible doll history!
They cute dolls but very creepb that toy company should be a shame of them self for making those Disney princess dolls faces like that thank you for sharing this video channel about those Disney princess dolls yes I enjoy all of your awesome beautiful amazing channels keep up the good wonderful work you do ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Those sure are some bootleg looking official dolls! Suddenly the Mattel core ones don't seem so bad in comparison, haha. Disney store seems to have gone the other way now with beautiful dolls that have cheap/bootleg looking fashions. Hopefully a good balance can be found soon. Great video as usual!
My sister has a Jessie doll from Disneyland from I believe the early 2000s and I swear, that thing was going to kill us in our sleep because the face mold was so terrifying.
I had a belle Disney on ice doll around 2010 and her head just kept falling off. Also have you ever seen the Disney on Broadway dolls of Ariel and belle they are terrible too
I have the Orginal Eric the Sailor Tyco doll and he aged well with time😂 He sits beside his new wife Hailey version of Ariel right beside Vanessa in my collection of the Live film 🎥 version doll
Almost all of these dolls look like old 1950's sci fi/horror movie characters. And the pug dog Tinkerbell doll looks like Endora from the old show Bewitched🤣 These dolls are hilarious😆🧟♀🫣
Ahhh you have the ugly ballet Cinderella! Never seen a video about her. I have the whole collection which was Cinderella, Aurora and Belle. Kinda hard to find, took me a few months to complete the set. They're all so ugly lol but I love them
ive the exact same ariel doll you showed near the end with the sphagetti arms. I only have her head. I found a solution that made it better. I repainted the eyes to look more evil I cut the hair and she now has become the diamond loving villain Madam Medusa from the disney film The rescuers
Omg I watched this like 3 times, I laughed so much atbyour comments about Elsa!!🤣🤣And Rapunzel looks like LOKI!😂 poor Jasmine, indeed alien lol 😂😭 You know... come to think about it these dolls reflect what Disney is all about... in pain with a mask that covers it all up by a smile and dead eyes that makes them look fake happy and basically crazy. I mean... that's pretty much the poor workers there right?
when I was growing up, until Mattel made the line, we knew not to get Disney dolls..they were SO UGLY. I did get a Cinderella/Prince Charming set in the early 80s that were decent...but those "Made in Hong Kong" dolls weren't doing it. I also had the first Tyco Ariel doll and would try to dress Barbie up in the village dress to make her Aurora but her chest was too big :( So yes, Thanks to Mattel and Disney FINALLY finding artists who could sculpt for these new dolls! Now if they could just put Aurora in BLUE instead of that pepto bismol pink...all would be right with the world!
The Disney on Ice Rapunzel and Elsa have nice head sculpts, though - I believe they're the closest to their actual counterparts and with a repaint, they should be fine!
The Disney on ice dolls look like someone pushed the sliders on character creation in the The Elder Scrolls Oblivion game all the way to one side lolol
8:00 This is not Cinderella, it's her clone from another universe; Cindy! The poor girl have seen some things, her face looks so scary and the bump on her head... eeew 😐
That’s not Ariel. That’s Ursula wearing a face mask.
Isn't that basically the third act of the movie?😂
Actually that's Blariel or Lena.
😂 Ursula Lecterrr 🔪
@@teddyqueerstar6589 Blariel: "I wanna pee all over the squirrel!"
same with Jasmine suspiciously resembling Jafar 10:49
Snow White on Ice as red eyes, she looks like a vampire. I hope she didn't eat one of the dwarfs
I noticed the same. They're almost the same colour as her lips.
@@tirsus1482 I guess they were saving on paint.
;'She's trying to keep a smile, but there's panic behind those eyes." LOL!!! accurate.
Elsa forgot to blend in her concealer
These poor dolls either look stoned or having a PTSD flashback. I really think I had that Ariel with the rubber band in the bangs/fringe. I guess they assume kids won't notice? Its like big creepy mascots of popular characters at childrens parties, they think kid brains won't be able to tell and perhaps I couldn't cause I don't remember some of my dolls looking that bad then I look back like OOOF!
Those dolls have seen things... Specially Erick 😂
Oh, and that Tinkerbell from the shining 🤣🤣🤣
I loved Ariel *so much* as a kid, but not enough to get her doll from Disney ‘10 Princess on Ice for $25 - $30 😩 that cursed face haunts me on my darkest days
yes! They're still hideous!
Jasmine looks more like Abu with a wig 😂
The on ice dolls look like they had the wrong shrooms.
That Disney On Ice Rapunzel, I told my brother I don't know if its Rapunzel or Eugene🤣😭
Dishonorable mention: All of Mattel's attempts to do the Frozen characters. I don't know what Mattel's problem is, but they just can't get Anna and Elsa's faces right. (Kristoff is just as bad.) They always look so unhinged. The bootlegs do a better job.
The recent collector frozen dolls are the only time Mattel has made remotely decent Frozen dolls. and they still got upstaged by Hasbro's collector Elsa doll. It's absolutely baffling.
Agree. Hasbro did better Frozen dolls than Mattel imo. Also a thing I noticed is that Hasbro made the Frozen 2 dolls have smaller heads than the first Frozen dolls they made.
The style series Elsa by Hasbro is truly so stunning, and they manage to capture the spirit of her look really well. And I so agree with the Mattel problem. It’s unforgivable to me that the dolls always look so bad when they have 3D model references from practically every angle of the characters. The new Mattel dolls are just so soulless. Their eyes are so beady and dead and their faces are so pale with no blushing or makeup they look sick. How do they fail so badly?
@@ten-ze1pq Its really baffling because with Mattel, if nothing else, they can usually make a good face sculpt. The doll could be just a hunk of disposable plastic with the most bare bones of articulation but it will at least have a nice face. Half of the appeal of Mattel's budget princess dolls is their "cute" face and saran hair. You can pop that head off and put it on a made to move doll and have the doll you want. But with their frozen dolls you really can't do that because they are so uncanny.
The other thing that kills me is that the disney store Elsa doll doesn't have a nice face either. (Disney Store Anna is pretty she is fine.) So if you want an Elsa doll that looks good you really are stuck looking for the old hasbro dolls.
Aurora has to be the most underappreciated Princess. I love her. To me she´s the most beautiful of them all and the fact that she comes from the definitive fairy tale movie is a huge plus.
Besides, she gets to have a pink and a blue dress. Plus a mix of both (if well done) when the fairies messed up the dress. She can have a purple dress (if we go for red instead of pink and combine the colors). And, she can even have a pink to blue gradiant dress.
Also, her peasant dress is really beautiful. More so than the peasant dress that Snow White and Cinderella have. And MUCH more pretty than Cinderella´s rags dress. And I mean the pink dress. It was awful from the start. If anything, the stepsisters imroved it.
I collect Disney dolls and can guarantee not once has Aurora ever been faithfully captured in doll form. All her dolls back then had tiny heads with faces that looked more like Barbie, but nowadays all her dolls’ heads are huge, her face screening is overly stylized, and her torso is never super cinched like the animation. The angular and graphic art style of Sleeping Beauty is so stunning and unique which makes it such a shame that no doll has ever properly embraced it. All her dolls are just so *round* in the art style so it never looks right
Did poor Snow see a spider in the castle…her face froze that way.
You crack me up! 😂 I needed the laughs. Thanks!
Lets not forget the Emma watson [Live action] Belle with THAT FOREHEADDDDDDD
Melody Ellison in the background!😍
Jasmine legit looks like an alien
OMG the "growth" on the back of their heads reminds me of omg sunrise, that is to this day the reason that doll stays on the shelf, only to be seen from the front and never to be picked up
OMG!! ❤ AMERICAN GIRL DOLL!! ❤ MELODY!! ❤
I died at the close up of Elsa's eyes!! omg
I think they used Jim Carrey’s The Mask for reference on the final Ariel doll. Poor unfortunate soul 😢
She needs one of ursala's life changing potions😂😂
She's completely useless now!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Thank you for the laughs from this video! I needed that 🤣 Also, I love the new haircut! 😊
snow white disney on ice is literally a vampire
I also find the Comphy Squad dolls very scary.
DOI Elsa's face mold is actually one of the best Elsa molds I've ever seen, they even managed to get the nose right! So how tf did they manage to mess it up that bad with the screening haha!
Haha, to the dungeon! Amazing video. 😆
O my god hilarious weird Disney doll ha ha ha funny interesting😊❤❤❤🎉
The Disney on ice dolls made me holler 😭🤣☠️
Thanks, best laugh in a long time! That Elsa , though: obviously after taking too much cough syrup!
The vocabulary he used to describe his emotions is on point🔛👌😂😂😂😂
I can't help but notice the American Girl Doll at the back. I collect them and I am excited for you to talk about the Melody doll you have.
totally agree i had alot of giggles watching this
Joey, I'm gonna be ordering a Barbie Looks Native American Ken for my 32nd birthday next month.
Some of those dolls be self medicating.
I once saw a Belle doll in a thrift store with one of those pug doll faces. The eyes were half-lidded eyes, like she was on something or sleepless.
extension to last post. Oh my gosh, there's another tinker bell doll I remember that was off model but not hideous at all. She looked like a vintage ponytail Barbie, if Disney had created her instead of Mattel. she had face that looked like vintage Barbie meet Disney princess face, and Im not mad at it. Plush if you dipped her hair in red dye she could also pass as that looney tune cowgirl pin up girl that that wolf character was crushing on but every time he tried to get near her she'd either hit him with a frying pan or something else which just made him love her even more lol! Also she could easily be made into a female centaur from fantasy. her whole look could of gone so many ways for a pinup cartoon character.
Feld Entertainment, who does Disney on Ice, also did Anastasia on Ice. The Anastasia doll they made for that was HAUNTING.
very good idea to make this video !i didn't know so many ugly dolls exist
10:06 omfg i gasped to loud when i saw Elsa!!! 🤣🤣🤣
All look like imposters to me😂 6:35 thats hilarous. My sister had the Tyco Ariel 😅 Tyco however made stunning Swan princess Odette dolls..unless i am remebering them with nostalgic lense. Keep up the videos this was so much fun.
I lost it when you pulled out tinkerbell 😆
I have sleeping beauty from Disney on ice 💖
Melody in the background!!! If you do an American Girl video that will make my day, I've been obsessed with AG for a few months now!
This video is hilarious😂😂😂 thank you for the giggles😂
I’ll literally never understand why Disney doesn’t just sell the Disney store 12” dolls at Disney on ice! Like u can buy them anywhere and for some reason Disney doesn’t want them sold at their ice shows like WTF are they thinking?!?! Why even pay another company to manufacture this kind of quality when they could just sell their regular dolls at the ice shows and for the Disney parks mark up like I can not wrap my head around it! I’m convinced the company manufacturing the ice show dolls has some major dirt on Disney and if they don’t renew the contracts they’re gonna spill everything… I mean what else could it be?!?!
this dolls is so epic...legendary
😂😂 You are so funny too! Love your videos ✌️🎉
Someone at Disney inc has some personal beef with Ariel, that last one was a real jump scare 😂
I just got that vintage Disney on Ice Jasmine! She is truely aweful. But I only paid $7 (US), and for that price, I now own a piece of horrible doll history!
i love watching your channel!!! your videos prompted me to buy a pocahontas and mulan doll- dolls i’ve wanted when i was a kid!
They cute dolls but very creepb that toy company should be a shame of them self for making those Disney princess dolls faces like that thank you for sharing this video channel about those Disney princess dolls yes I enjoy all of your awesome beautiful amazing channels keep up the good wonderful work you do ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Those sure are some bootleg looking official dolls! Suddenly the Mattel core ones don't seem so bad in comparison, haha. Disney store seems to have gone the other way now with beautiful dolls that have cheap/bootleg looking fashions. Hopefully a good balance can be found soon. Great video as usual!
elsa and anna and rapunzel being repainted by artist
I laughed so hard when I saw the Snow White doll with the Charlie Brown eyebrows.
This was so fun to watch!!
I just HAD to comment because you literally have me laughing out loud! You are SO funny! I always enjoy your videos! 😂
MY EYES IT BURNS
10:30
This looks like Count Olaf disguised as Rapunzel 😂
That Elsa doll made me lost it. 🤣 Poor girl, what happened to her.
My sister has a Jessie doll from Disneyland from I believe the early 2000s and I swear, that thing was going to kill us in our sleep because the face mold was so terrifying.
The 8 inch Cinderella doll looks like Amy from Amy's Baking Company
I had a belle Disney on ice doll around 2010 and her head just kept falling off. Also have you ever seen the Disney on Broadway dolls of Ariel and belle they are terrible too
A doll I've never seen before 🪆 I was surprised ⭐️✨人形には憧れる❤
Disney on ice Rapunzel is mad zooted LOL
You are hilarious !!! I love to hate them !!!! Your haircut is so good !
I have the Orginal Eric the Sailor Tyco doll and he aged well with time😂
He sits beside his new wife Hailey version of Ariel right beside Vanessa in my collection of the Live film 🎥 version doll
Disney on Ice Ariel is Mandela Catalog in disguise :D
Hi Joey
I LOVED THIS NYO!!!😸😹😸😹😸😹
Lol!!! what is with their faces?? that Elsa doll tho killed me hahaha
i'm still haunted by a "steffi love" ariel rip off i saw at tj/tk maxx the other week...
Almost all of these dolls look like old 1950's sci fi/horror movie characters. And the pug dog Tinkerbell doll looks like Endora from the old show Bewitched🤣 These dolls are hilarious😆🧟♀🫣
I laugh so hard with all of these horrible face sculpts 😂😂😂
Oh looksy in the background?? Looks like you have branched into 18 inch dolls. 😊
Love you!what a fun place to find Barbie & lots of other fascinating content 😀😉 KK
You are stunning and gorgeous! 💖
Ahhh you have the ugly ballet Cinderella! Never seen a video about her. I have the whole collection which was Cinderella, Aurora and Belle. Kinda hard to find, took me a few months to complete the set. They're all so ugly lol but I love them
😂 The best video so scary LOVE your review of each one!!
ive the exact same ariel doll you showed near the end with the sphagetti arms. I only have her head. I found a solution that made it better. I repainted the eyes to look more evil I cut the hair and she now has become the diamond loving villain Madam Medusa from the disney film The rescuers
I can't stop laughing at Disney on Ice Elsa doll. She looks like she's high. 😂
Omg I watched this like 3 times, I laughed so much atbyour comments about Elsa!!🤣🤣And Rapunzel looks like LOKI!😂 poor Jasmine, indeed alien lol 😂😭 You know... come to think about it these dolls reflect what Disney is all about... in pain with a mask that covers it all up by a smile and dead eyes that makes them look fake happy and basically crazy. I mean... that's pretty much the poor workers there right?
when I was growing up, until Mattel made the line, we knew not to get Disney dolls..they were SO UGLY. I did get a Cinderella/Prince Charming set in the early 80s that were decent...but those "Made in Hong Kong" dolls weren't doing it. I also had the first Tyco Ariel doll and would try to dress Barbie up in the village dress to make her Aurora but her chest was too big :( So yes, Thanks to Mattel and Disney FINALLY finding artists who could sculpt for these new dolls! Now if they could just put Aurora in BLUE instead of that pepto bismol pink...all would be right with the world!
The Disney on Ice Rapunzel and Elsa have nice head sculpts, though - I believe they're the closest to their actual counterparts and with a repaint, they should be fine!
Love your hair
Fabulous
The Disney on ice dolls look like someone pushed the sliders on character creation in the The Elder Scrolls Oblivion game all the way to one side lolol
8:20 shes literally 👁️👄👁️
the off model dolls wouldn't look so bad, IF the doll's faces didn't look kinda creepy. 😂
Tinkerbell looking like Pearl from X 😂
Elsa looks stoned 😅😅😅😅
What they did to my girl Rapunzel 😭
Okay someone please tell me why the Disney Elsa doll kind of looks like she's been to the bar drinking way too much, LOL😂
That Aurora doll you have looks like an anime version. 🤣😂🤣😂
i have Jane from Disny on ice and she is beautful,
"I tolerate you" LMAOOO
This is the FUNNIEST video I’ve seen in ages!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I fully gasped when I saw the Disney on Ice Elsa. 💀
Tragic.
hahaha
I had the Tinkerbell Disney World doll. She was...creepy.
Very interesting video 😂
Did you know there is a Disney princess concert the singer sang just like the princesses
8:00 This is not Cinderella, it's her clone from another universe; Cindy!
The poor girl have seen some things, her face looks so scary and the bump on her head... eeew 😐