Cocaine Simulator (Ozzy Osbourne)
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- Опубліковано 29 тра 2024
- Cocaine running through ozzy's blood
0:00 Intro
0:13 Fit Ozzy
1:29 Quest: Capture The Cat
3:11 Ozzy On Drugs
4:02 Boomer Ozzy
5:51 That One Annoying Kid
#ozzyorbourne #theosbournes #ozzyosbournefunnymoments
ITS A PITY YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THEN TO PICK ON THIS FAMILY WHO HAS HAD THEIR SHARE OF PROBLEMS....IF IM WRONG IN THIS CRITICISM OF YOU APOLOGIES EXTENDED....JUST DONT FORGET THERE IS SUCH A THING AS KARMA.....DONT PICK ON PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD MORE THAN THEIR SHARE OF PROBLEMS SUCH AS THIS FAMILY
Calm down boomer
Well you see one thing that has to be understood is that this use to be an old TV show and its not necessarily "PICKING ON THEM" chances are its meant to be funny and so it is plus its probably 90% acting
Shut the fuck up 😂
Anger
actually calm down, u know that someone had to film this right? so part of it mustve been acted out, and clearly, he was fine with it on here
Ozzy at the gig: "LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM!"
Ozzy at home: "Please, don't scream."
hhhahahaha so true!
I just died laughing
Ozzy is the only man I've seen give up trying to sit
timestamp please
@@RicardoMontania 6:00
Only Ozzy can Ozzy like Ozzy
bruh he got up and walked off! ;D
GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSEEEEEEEESSSSSSS...
When the smoke alarm beeps it means your shake is ready.
Funny man :))
And pretend that nothing happens. Poker face drinking 😁🤷♂️
Ozzy lives in an episode of the simpsons, he is grandpa
@@geovani60624 LMFAO
He burnt my shake
" The only guy in history to eat a damn bat and not get Coronavirus "
Hahahahahah I love him
It was plastic tho
@@trailblazing2576 he thought it was plastic but it was actually real. he had to get rabies shots after.
@@axe343 what?where can i see this?please elaborate
@@GreedyOrange
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This man acts like he drank all the skooma in Skyrim
hahahhaha hahaha
Most underrated UA-cam comment ever
Nice
@@0kaindeamedha0 you are my favorit cat now
Oh god don't give him ideas.
ozzy seems like the most rational person in the osbourne family
Thats sad
Ozzy Osbourne being a mess for 71 years
He’s so burnt out living on the crazy train so long. His mind is melted
Come on man, I'm sure he wasn't fucked up the first 3 or 4 years at least.
He cant be killed. Its obvious. How is he a mess? Still rockin'
@@thefirstpancake9806 hes a mess in a cool way
@@tomgreenfan most def
The amount of drugs that Ozzy has taken in his lifetime and survived this long is both a medical miracle and a wonder to all human kind.
what if the drugs had the reverse effect
@@alf3071 Ozzy wasn't on Drugs his whole life.... The Drugs were on Ozzy.
It’s because the way his blood cells are
And cares about his health maximum respect
@@alf3071 he has built a resistance + he has a blood mutation that makes him more resistant, so he needs higher dosages. That also makes him more prone to addiction though. He is doing fairly bad health-wise nowadays, but still better than what a regular person would do. Peter Steele literally died when he got clean for a year because of drugs, and he probably did one quarter of what Ozzy did lol
The Osbourne family is the most dysfunctional but the coolest family of all time
When you were, a young boy...did your father take you to the city???
@@mototoad1242 Yeah, to see a marching band
I don't see them as dysfunctional. They are together and happy.
Coolest ever i enjoy watching them there real fn a
@@katrinasjansone Really? My father once asked me "Son, when you grow up would you be the savior and the damned?" Thought it was weird.
God. This is gonna be me when im older.
I'm already this way
Yeah but did you do drugs for 40 years?
Not a good way to be.
(This is gonna be me when im older.) I used to say that.
but then. I got older. And yea, I was right. It is not gonna be me, anymore. It already is me.
This is how I feel most times. I can keep my frustration hidden, the bigger part of times.
where ozzy just out and cries "make this fucking TV work". It's so hilarious because that is exactly how I feel. good on you Ozzy.
I’m already feeling it
Documenting Ozzy Osbourne in his later years is one of the greatest things humanity has ever done.
i know why hes still alive ..
God and Satan are both scared of him
He will be the first immortal.
Damn thats good
Satan: U take him
God: No, U.
It’s been like 20 years of god and satan going
*NO U*
No you take him” “naw bruh that’s too much for me leave him on earth”
These scenes are from The Osbourne’s reality show over 20 years ago. He’s still alive and kicking. LOL
Apparently it is possible to live solely on milkshakes, coke and alcohol lol
Sabrina pittsley duh!☠💓
the first pancake duh, some people might not KNOW that because of the show being on 20 years ago. Just a statement, that’s all, duh.
Man... When this man die i will be so mad!
@Pedro Boaventura We all will
Ozzy is basically a living, breathing shitpost
Ozzy is the only person I've ever heard who speaks in cursive.
When he fell off the chair 😂
THAT was gold
Ozzy Osbourne has literally entertained me since I was born.
Ditto my two first bands, johnny cash and Black Sabbath, I had older brothers....
This should be called,Ozzy being high for 71 years
The lucky bastard...
"Weather in afghanistan: 2000 degrees and cloudy" I absolutely lose it every time lmao
“Over the part 40 years I've been loaded on booze, coke, acid, qualuudes, glue, cough syrup, heroin, rohypnol, clonapin, vicodin and too many other heavy duty substances to list. On more than a few occasions I was on all of those at the same time”
And then kids think rappers doing lean and smoking weed is crazy.
@@dryfter2021 fr
@@dryfter2021 love doing drugs 💖💖💖
I have a dream of me having much money to buy all of these drugs to me lol
70's was nuts, it it what it is. Cant really compare.
I have mixed every one of those things for a long period of my life too , some people just have strong hearts is the way I took it
Jack Osborne went from being a kid with knives to a paranormal investigator.
Ozzy will out
live us all i swear
Somebody once told [Ozzy] the world was gonna roll him, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed
cringe
Fucking cringe bro
ironically he was the 'Rockstar'
Laughed my ass off with this vid, excellent work!
thanks a lot purp
After seeing this video I am literally surprised, that he is still alive
3:23 is my family listing all the substances they think I do, when I tell them I enjoy edibles.
His house is just up the road from me, and I once saw him strolling along the country lanes with wicked sunglasses on 😎
Lol.
Sure
Eddie R do you honestly think if he was gonna make up an Ozzy encounter he’d use that ?
That's awesome
Nice fiction, bro. He doesn’t live anymore in that house from 2007. That house was purchased by Christina Aguilera.
1:35 as somebody who's good in high stress situations this is just so funny how he's trying to be calm but them screaming is making him scream 😂
*Bruce Dickinson being a mess for two minutes, please?*
That's all you had to say
Eternal
Thank yooooooou!
You're amazing, and your edits are hilarious.
@@diamonddavebabe4090 Thank you very much, they keep getting worse, glad you enjoy the earrape :D
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Bruce is highly successful in many different forms besides being a great frontman. Author,pilot,fencing too name just a few that i know of. Steve harris doesnt put up with idiotic behavior in his band. I highly doubt bruce does more than drink like a gentleman.
“He’s in attacking movement!”
😂
Fun fact: Ozzy has a special mutation that allows him to completely destroy himself and heal over night, barley feeling the long term side effects
ozzy's a whole mood
1:05 SHARON HELP! THE COACH IS TRYING TO F&$@ ME!
I love Ozzy though.. He put himself through the ringer for our entertainment. 🤘
ok ok I'm just gonna say wen he yelled WELL WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO wen the cat got on the dresser I pretty much died
I love how the subtitles go garbled when he’s speaking to the reporter as though what he’s saying is indecipherable.
That isn’t the incoherent babbling of an old wreck head. That’s just Brummy (the name for the Birmingham accent here in the UK)
I shall translate for those of you not fluent in it:
3:42 - “miracles do happen, don’t they?”
3:46 - “the miracle is that I was able to stop”
3:50 - “I just made my mind up one day. I was out of my mind so long that I thought I’d try being straight for a while. If it doesn’t work I know how to get back to where I was”.
And it's been reported on CNN that hes in negotiations to interpret Joe Biden. I'm sure itll be a shit show.
@@lukewalters4716 oh fuck off
I'm American and I somehow understood the last two
Thanks for nothing....🧐
It's kind of darkly ironic that this accent is spoken by a man who is 98% cocaine.
Ozzy's whole life is a dank meme compilation, I love it
1:05 I need to wash my eyes with some ice.
Then proceed go to PH for some meditation
And the fact that the words are “How does that feel?”
“Good.”
Dear jesus 😂
4:15
*phone rings*
"the fuck is that?"
his face kills me every time
Ozzy fighting with his remote was absolutely ICONIC
"Stuck on the weather channel"
"AHHHHHHHHHH"
Ozzys family: *screams*
Ozzy: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Lmaoo
3:22 ozzy like: "Man, I need to find this guy, he could hook me up"
well, this behavior is normal, considering that he admitted being high during the filming of the reality because it was the only way to handle that. Can't blame him
1:43 i'm dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is one of the best things I've ever watched
Ozzy: Don't scream.
*5 secs later*
YELLING AT EVERYONE.
4:02 - 4:46 something went wrong there
Nah, 0:00 - 6:57 something went wrong here lol
Nemanja Jovanovic I think he’s talking about how theres barely sound
I thought my air pods were fucking up cause they fell into the toilet
Nah that's just the cocaine.
I thought my phone messed up
To each their own and I not perfect myself, but I’m happy that Ozzy is still here with us. 🤘🏻
This was a thousand times funnier than I was thinking it would be coming in
And this ladies and gentleman, is what happens when you go off the rails on a crazy train.
Yeah he's a whole SAGITTARIUS 💀
I’m a Sagittarius also and I am crazy
🖕🏼
🖕
5:46 Sipping his smoothie as if nothing happened lol
2:19 is when I died
I love ozzy & Sharon is an angel for sticking with him through it all.💗
*screams in earrape of crazy train*
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow
The most brutally prolonged anime fight, lasting even longer than the battle of Namek: *Ozzy VS The Queen*
Ozzy speaks in cursive but is constantly having a stroke
Ozzy: *speaks god's language*
Been off coke for a few months... I needed this. Thank you!
A legend
Ozzy Osbourne being himself
British people scare me bruh they a different breed 😂
Lol I feel so bad cuz he old and nothing works out for him, like he just lost in this world and is confused how things work.
@Joey Balas dont forget when he was a kid he had no money for shoes and walked around town with a brick on a dog leash. Ozzy Zig needed a gig. He's a legend and f #$%anyone who says different. They can go listen to kanye. I'm with you.
@@thefirstpancake9806 i listen to both lol, can't use another great as an insult.
@@bluecollarcommentator7772 sorry I'm a lifelong rap fan but can't stand kanye as a human being. Didn't mean to offend you.
He was just so wasted in the show...
How in the hell has this channel not hit at least 100K? This is gold.
I think 100k is too much. 10k sounds reasonable
Why is there a table in ur pfp
Ozzy is special ! an Icon and a legend in Music, of course every body has his own problems, but I admire him ! I love his music, he s my Favorite ! Acid heavy metal rock singer.
How is there not Ozzy at the dentist?:D
Because the dentist drugs have no effect on him
@@n3rf0r30 the only effect is that it's making him rinse his eyes instead of his mouth:D
Thank you for reality checking me Ozzy! I will listen to Ozzy Osbourne more! I see him everywhere Ozzy! My radio broke! Please protect me at night and keep everyone away from haunted house! God bless you!
It’s sad that the only challenge that Ozzy face is talking
6:25 😂
Cocaine Simulator? Bro, trust me, this guy was on a lot of more drugs than just coke😂
Rob Halford being a mess for 2 minutes?
“Weather in Afghanistan 2000 degrees and cloudy” I miss Ozzy and his controller
4:07 never saw a plasma tv in the early 2000s and this show ended in 2005 maybe at that that time only rich people had them
Yep. And picking a show to watch whenever you wanted to was new too
My family was never rich but my dad is a tech freak so we got a big one at that time. I remember him getting a really cold shower when my mom found out he paid $2k for it. But then she turned it on and suddenly she wasn't mad anymore... Magic of technology. And my uncle is a container ship captain so he brought me a PS3 as soon as it released in Japan because that was the duty switch at the end of his route. I was one of the first people with a PS3 in Europe. Couldn't get my friends out of the house. Those were good times.
This video clearly shows that it doesn't matter if you pass your youth using heavy drugs or having a healthy lifestyle, you will always end as a 50 years old dad napping on the couch in the afternoon, fighting with your brand new tv, walking around your own kitchen searching for stuff like it's the first time you are there.
1:02 it looks the guy is trying to correct Ozzy's pants and Ozzy is like ' let go of me'
Got some mighty laughter outta me. Thank you for this
I was having a terrible day today, but now I can't stop laughing! Thank you!
King of darkness:“why am I sqeezing a fucking noodle?“
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even my cat:
Ozzy Osborne: STOP SCREAMING
Love Ozzy and always will!
Τhe reason the audio is messed up is because the clips are old and they were like that when I found them! Then again I could have done something to fix the problem but i was being lazy, my apologies!
ok
Ozzy is brilliant , love that guy
Anything: *happens*
Ozzy: *WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT*
Oh boy, I'm dyin'! 😂Poor man... respect Ozzy! ☝️
Ozzy doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Ozzy.
I dunno why i laughed so fucking hard at Izzy saying "please don't scream!" After he's told us multiple times to fucking scream! 😂 😂😂 fucking love ozzy!
Ozzy** not lzzy 😂
Ozzy seems cool to hang out with even though you might have to hit him a couple times to understand him
Watching this after reading the article about him living his final years, God forbid
Ozzy is a gift from God✌
@@bluewendigo672 Ozzy is God
God is afterbirth of ozzies great grandmother
this man is so entertaining to watch
The chuckle when he’s falling down at the end
Falling off the chair at the end killed me
When i saw him sleeping with that terrible blender sound in the background i knew hes immortal...
That bloody blender hahaha 😂 I’m dying right now
That chair shit had me crying
The edits on this are GOLD
This video is burnt being on stage and having stage presents isnt being on coke . Ozzy isnt a joke guys hes a LEGEND have some respect
Ozzy:prince of darkness
Also ozzy:pokes cat with tickle stick
Me:lifes good