Kwite recognizing Endermen as an S-tier was endlessly reassuring - even if every other ranking had been trash, that ranking alone would’ve redeemed this wholeass list
you guys are underestimating how awkward that would be considering two of the four primary ingredients in fire resistance potions are blazes and magma cubes
the iron golem is tf2 heavy, they like to beat up things that harm their loved ones while relaxing with some nice russian literature and chess to keep the mind sharp
They call me the Enderman Slayer. . . I cannot see them sexually. All I see when my eyes fall upon a poor, misfortunate Enderman is prey, ready to be slaughtered for my amusement.
Honestly the ender dragon lays eggs but she is also intelligent as dragons are highly intelligent creatures(or at least thats what we perceive them as)so she could come up with very creative ways for...you know
Dragons are fictional creatures and as such their level of intelligence varies through the medias they are portayed In the case of Jean we don't know her level of intelligence, maybe she just has magic and a magic animal is an animal so heh For fuckable dragons, I would say the dovs from skyrim or any furry (furry as furry not furry as fluffy) dragon
I didn't watched the video yet, but I can boldly say that enderman is one of the hottest mobs in the game. He's tall, dark and has tons of r34 arts of him
Not even the editor got it right… What he called a “shreaker” is a trap the Evoker (wizard Pillager) spawns. Though the fact he can summon those at will might come into consideration…. Also who the f*ck made this mob list? They clearly haven’t played Minecraft if they forgot the pain of Silverfish
The way the pillagers and piglins load take even more strength, if you were a normal, weak person from earth, you would need to press the but of thay crossbow against you gut to have a chance of loading it, but the chads in minecraft load it with perfect posture, almost ready to fire barely having to move there hands to aim.
I'd never seen it as such, but your comment about the Pillager beast has made it so I can only see it as one of the monsters from HP Lovecraft's "The Mound"
So I was in the middle of writing a comment about how Endermen and Iron Golem are the objectively hottest Minecraft mobs when I gained the sudden self-awareness. There's a pattern huh...
kwite talking about enderman d reminds me of that one enderman x reader fanfic i read on ao3 with the triple tentacle d and (y/n) dies and respawns like several times and also breeding kink?
YO, I KNOW ABOUT THIS. It was horrifyingly gory when I read it from AO3. From what I recall, the reader's stomach bursts (due from the c*m I think?) that led them to respawn multiple times and violated once more. The grammar and detail in the writing were pretty good, but the overall concept was questionable, very messed up. If you're wondering why I read about this in the first place, it was because I was extremely curious and had no idea what to expect. Also it was made (and I read) around 3 or 4 years ago.
11:12 why do they have one modded enemy on this list? For context that is the urghast, one of the bosses from the twilight forest mod. I'm very confused by the fact that it's on this list of vanilla enemies.
5:24 "That's everything I'm looking for in a man. Big, strong, dead, and rotting"
Kwite really has a type, doesn't he?
I mean he is into spring trap
Should we add OG Ghost to the list for the same reasons or is that below the belt?
@@jilliancrawford7577 oh, kwite is below the belt alright
I mean, Minecraft equivalent of Springtrap, minus the child murder.
Definitely his type.
@@yohumanfrisk i mean, minecraft mobs _still do_ murder children, just indirectly by killing a child's game character
Enderman is everything you need in a partner. They're shy, tall, strong, and passionate about their work.
and grass block
@@lurisdream9588 g r a s s
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Kwite recognizing Endermen as an S-tier was endlessly reassuring - even if every other ranking had been trash, that ranking alone would’ve redeemed this wholeass list
True.
haha
end less
endermen are an obvious choice
It's a tall person.
Kwite back at it giving us the content the world needs to see.
hear me out, fire resistence potion the blaze can go up by 2 class
Same for magma cubes, btw
you guys are underestimating how awkward that would be considering two of the four primary ingredients in fire resistance potions are blazes and magma cubes
@@Pihsrosnec Idk, I doubt they're that enlightened in the ways of alchemy?
@@Pihsrosnec
slay their brothers, seduce their mothers
[i would like to say formally for the record that i am joking 😭]
@@Pihsrosnec just don't tell the blaze
the iron golem is tf2 heavy, they like to beat up things that harm their loved ones while relaxing with some nice russian literature and chess to keep the mind sharp
quite should rank tf2 characters
@@scribblecloudautocorrect?
When he said “strong arms that can hold onto your hips” and then said he reads too much fanfic hit way too hard, bro
Enderman is the only acceptable S tier
Well...
*S tier and higher!*
Don’t sleep on my iron golem Homie
Iron golem though 🤔
@@forgettableanimegirl5253 it’s made of metal, too cold
They call me the Enderman Slayer. . . I cannot see them sexually. All I see when my eyes fall upon a poor, misfortunate Enderman is prey, ready to be slaughtered for my amusement.
No because the fact that he put enderman and the iron golem on the top
Kwite has a type for tall guys confirmed 👀👀
Who doesn't?
with his height they dont have much of a choice lol
@@LepidopteranFool exactly I've never met a single person who wouldn't get on their knees for someone over 6 foot
@@skittles8991 as a short person i am simoultaneously offended and agree with you
I have a chance
I'm so glad both chat and Kwite at the end had the same thought for Herobrine.
Honestly the ender dragon lays eggs but she is also intelligent as dragons are highly intelligent creatures(or at least thats what we perceive them as)so she could come up with very creative ways for...you know
Go ahead and log off for me..
@@makanapaulson6700 ?
Dragons are fictional creatures and as such their level of intelligence varies through the medias they are portayed
In the case of Jean we don't know her level of intelligence, maybe she just has magic and a magic animal is an animal so heh
For fuckable dragons, I would say the dovs from skyrim or any furry (furry as furry not furry as fluffy) dragon
@@zacktherandomweirdo well she might be highly intelligent as she is able to outsmart the player(which yes im aware is the ai but still...)
@@Portal2Fan1234 in what way? how do you get outsmarted by the ender dragon?
Personally I would have put the pigman brute on the top. He’s strong, he’s fashionable and he can wield an axe really well. To each their own I guess.
the fact that I agree with almost all of the top tier ones is concerning to me
same... 😔
I'm starting to really wonder when Kwite is coming out as a furry
When he played FNAF
Right now
Does he really need to come out? I feel like it's fairly obvious to everyone by now anyway
Kwite: *Lowers Salmon to the lowest rank*
Wilbur Soot: _Amateur_
Fun fact that was the first thing the chat noted lol
LOL
Lmao
My thoughts exactly
Tropical fussy
I regret falling asleep half way through the stream 😭 it was dope af
Rip bro
I didn't watched the video yet, but I can boldly say that enderman is one of the hottest mobs in the game.
He's tall, dark and has tons of r34 arts of him
Wait wha-
@@aromatic-albatross9026 oh poor soul, what have I done...
You probably will start googling to see it, won't you?
“I was always more of a Shadow guy” BAASEDDDDDD NEW FAVORITE UA-camR
You know, I'm starting to think Kwite's preference in men really is dead and rotting
Spring trap proved that a while ago
Damn I just started watching this and his opinion on the strider IS HILARIOUS
the moment i started this video i was prepared to die on the hill of endermen being top tier. glad i don't have to.
Bro really said to himself while writing ideas for a stream: “huh I should rank all the hot mobs in Minecraft” 💀
Kwite never fails to post a video the world would be better off not seeing
This Physically and Mentally hurt me, great video
Love your pfp
Hot stuff goes right over my head, since Ace brain go brrrrr. That said, I will hold this tier list as fact.
2:33
reminder: potions of fire protection
:)
you genius. you madman.
Fun fact: crossbows are actually really hard to load
This is kwite possibly the most ‘Kwite’ thing I’ve ever seen.
Guyssss? Who put 50p in the scammer?
8:00 i feel complimented as someone who does archery for fun, usually for an hour with a 35 lb. draw weight bow. that shit gets tiring but i love it
8:05 back and chest strength actually, and yes on traditional bows it takes a lot to draw and hold weight like that
Fanart is a whole other category. They can make a trash can look like an S++
Not even the editor got it right…
What he called a “shreaker” is a trap the Evoker (wizard Pillager) spawns.
Though the fact he can summon those at will might come into consideration….
Also who the f*ck made this mob list? They clearly haven’t played Minecraft if they forgot the pain of Silverfish
They included the big ghast variant from a mod, idk how you even do that
How did they add a joke wither but not phantoms. I was looking forward to seeing how he ranked them
@@NylonGenesis right??? You cant just leave out the phantom!
The silverfish would be instantly put in “delete from game”
@@forwardspider5488 this also explains the two replies above you, NO ONE would want that thing
and obviously enderman is top tier, theyre tall dark and handsome
YOU HAVE TO DO A CREEPY PASTA ONE😂
Yes he does
NOOOOOOOO (yes)
Agreed he should
he’s gonna put slenderman is s Tier (i agree)
Oh my god that's horrid I love that
8:39 as somone who owns both a bow and a crossbow u need a lot of strenght for both
as someone who shoots bow and arrow a ton, yeah it does take a lot of arm strength
Clearly it’s the Minecraft Skeleton
Agreed
He always has a boner tho *BA DUM CHING* *insert laugh track*
I'm on the Enderman gang but those are cool
That slime tho...
Honestly not surprised that kwite did this💀
The crossbow actually takes more strength to use because the string is so tightly on
The way the pillagers and piglins load take even more strength, if you were a normal, weak person from earth, you would need to press the but of thay crossbow against you gut to have a chance of loading it, but the chads in minecraft load it with perfect posture, almost ready to fire barely having to move there hands to aim.
"Morally I should stop doing stuff like this but financially im not going to"
Every 18 + furry artist ever
Joining in the middle of this stream was certainly an experience
I'd never seen it as such, but your comment about the Pillager beast has made it so I can only see it as one of the monsters from HP Lovecraft's "The Mound"
yippee kwite time my favorite chronically online creature
Kwite, there’s no way you can say you’re not a furry after all this time.
you're so real
Bro wanted to get some freaky tentacle stuff from the ghast
Kwite: “thé forearm strength you need to pull back a bow string”
Me: 😊 i do that stuff thank you
I think herobrine was tryna say something with that stuff at the end.... sorry bro he's taken
The way he described the enderman made me want to cry
So I was in the middle of writing a comment about how Endermen and Iron Golem are the objectively hottest Minecraft mobs when I gained the sudden self-awareness. There's a pattern huh...
You are so wrong for that... Wither skeleton 🫣🤤
kwite talking about enderman d reminds me of that one enderman x reader fanfic i read on ao3 with the triple tentacle d and (y/n) dies and respawns like several times and also breeding kink?
YO, I KNOW ABOUT THIS. It was horrifyingly gory when I read it from AO3. From what I recall, the reader's stomach bursts (due from the c*m I think?) that led them to respawn multiple times and violated once more. The grammar and detail in the writing were pretty good, but the overall concept was questionable, very messed up. If you're wondering why I read about this in the first place, it was because I was extremely curious and had no idea what to expect. Also it was made (and I read) around 3 or 4 years ago.
And it was Enderman x male reader 💀
I started thinking about stuff 😏 when kwite said the Enderman would be packing
getting a notification for this video with the last word cut off sent me through the five stages of grief very quickly
I think kwite's got a thing with the color green and dead things. He likes springtrap, the drowned, and even he is a dead person in a green hoodie.
14:28 can’t believe I’m joining in plus a moan from the warden can kill
Bro the Enderman is literally the definition of tall, dark and handsome/beautiful
COMPARINF THE AXOLOTL TO A FLESHLIGHT NOOOOOO 💀💀💀
TELL ME THAT HE ISNT RIGHT. LOOK INTO MY EYES AND TELL ME
Absolutely based placement on herobrine
2:33 *flashbacks to mob talker and Minecraft visual novels
The end was such a hit of internet nostalgia for me lol
My sister read this out loud (to prove that she can read to my mum) and my mom freaked- Note to self, never watch kwite in front of my siblings 😭🤦
Lol
What did they read outloud? It’s a video of pictures 💀
@@lexderp2766 The **HOTTEST** Minecraft mobs- she said it was confidence too, she was so proud of it😭
@@thisstoopidguy bruh NO not the title
11:12 why do they have one modded enemy on this list? For context that is the urghast, one of the bosses from the twilight forest mod. I'm very confused by the fact that it's on this list of vanilla enemies.
I still don't understand, like barely anyone is talking about it!
4:59
that ain't a shreaker nor a shulker. that's an evoker fang.
"I was more of a Shadow guy" yeah, same.
Friend : So what have you been doing during the weekend?
Me : ...
4:58 it's the evocation fang, not the shrieker.
2:40 that's what fire resistance is for
NAHHHH
1:13 OH! *The Rock* eyebrow I got it now.
I think we can all agree that enderman would feel good
The herobrine bit was so cheesy but so great lmao. S tier all the way
“Morally I should stop doing this but financially I’m not going to”
Man just described capitalism
BRO THIS WAS ART🌟🌟
how do you not click a video called:
Ranking the HOTTEST Minecraft Mobs
3:22 "idk how many people in this chat are bug fuckers" -- kwite 2023
As a certified Bedrock player I can confirm this that Bedrock Wither should be absolutely Top tier for sure!
The irony of Kwite knowing you need to be strong to draw a bow but not knowing that crossbows usually have higher draw weights than regular bows
4:40 ....that puts the "moaning" pufferfish in a new context
Need him to do a smash or pass tier list for Pokémon at least the original 151
Lets goooo! Best way to start my day before work!
your honestly the best person I’ve seen in kwite comments /srs
@@gay099 hey thanks!! Hope you have a great day! 😄
He doesn't want the bees pointy thing near his pointy thing
Man help I was studying and was hearing music, I got jumpscared omg
This has awoken something in me
LES GO I WAS THE PERSON WHO SAID "wait blue strong SONIC???"
As a speed archer, you are damn right about the strength needed to draw that shit (dare I say draw strength?)
Kwite should do this with SCPs
When Kwite says "uewghh no!", you know you are absolutely insane.
ive never seen a homosexual sapient green hoodie self report so fast.
next one should be with minecraft story mode characters
KWITE PUT THE IRON GOLEM IN THE HIGHEST TIER?? BASED AS HELL. (I want the iron creature to clap my cheeks plz don’t shame me)
Gotta love how kwite viewers be out here slowly but surely decoding this mans type
Now I really wanna hear Kwite’s opinion on Steve being played by Jack Black.
"you missed the live"
LISTEN
IT'S 3 AM WHEN YOU DO YOUR LIVES
I HAVE A LIFE
the thumbnail reminded me of Danny and Kurtis' song about 'exploding in a creepers cave'
10:06 afraid of the wild?
The zombies are as dangerous... unless you also become a zombie
UR SO REAL FOR THE DROWNED PLACEMENT NO ONE ELSE WOULD HEAR ME OUT SMHHHY
I really wasn't expecting to watch this today
2:33 that's what fire res is made for my guy
The thing you called a shreaker is called an evoker fang.
Oh god I remember this stream
specifically I remember the stream I was in getting raided once kwite was done, and the chaos that unfolded as a result
bro wth i looked yesterday didnt u have like 488k NOW U HAVE 586K!!!!!! congrats :D
THE STRIDER. IS CUTE.